Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2009 All finished! The arena goes duck and KISS’ powerful God Of Thunder explodes into the arena. As guitar riffs blare the venue is darkened. The graveyard lights up with a thick yellow smoke that’s highlighted by yellow spotlights. Bursting through the smoke is ThunderKid wearing black biker tights with lightening bolts down the side and black gloves with block boots with lightening bolts on the sides. He tosses his US championship over his shoulders and nods to himself before heading to the ring. BUFFER The following is a United States championship match scheduled for one fall with a time limit of forty minutes. Now making his way to the ring, from Green Bay, Wisconsin. He represents the Deadly Alliance, he weighed in at two hundred and fifty pounds, he is YOUR United States Champion….THUNDERKIDDDDDDDDDD! ThunderKid strolls down the entrance ramp with title raised high. Seeing his pride and arrogance, the fans batter him with boos and vulgar insults. COLE Folks, lets take a look at how this match came about. [QUOTE] [B]OAOAST HOUSE SHOW[/b] [i]Denzel Spencer , Chicks Over Dicks, D*LUX Vs The Deadly Alliance and Leon Rodez[/i] Towards the end of the contest TK has Denzel Spencer trapped inside a front facelock for the Thunder Bolt DDT, but before he can execute his finisher Alix sneaks behind him and pantes him! “AHHHHHHHHHH!” scream an aghast audience. TK is equally worried and shamed and breaks his grip on Denzel. But this allows Denzel to hit the Carribean Compactor (Northern Lights Bomb) for a win! [/quote] We return to the arena where TK looks on in disgust at what transpired that awful day. The fans tease him over the ordeal, which only serves to further sour his mood. COLE ThunderKid is arguably the best technical wrestler in the sport today. He’s a man of great pride, and commands respect from his peers. Obviously Alix did not show him due respect and as a result we have this United States title match. [b][i][color="#0000FF"]“You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare”[/color][/i][/b] While Beyonce’s dreamy “Sweet Dreams rolls across the arena, red and pink spotlights rove through the graveyard. Around these illuminations rest a red heart shaped bed with sparkling sheets. On top of this lies Alix Maria Spezia attired in the same outfit as the picture and holding those same frisbees. She sensually massages herself against the sheets, before spinning to a seating position. There she blows a kiss at the screen and super imposed red lips appear on screen. BUFFER And the challenger, she is from Los Angeles, California, she is a two time 24/7 champion and a four time tag team champion, she is The Hollywood Bad Girl ALIX MARIA SPEZIAAAAAAAAA COLE Two vastly different personalities at war here. ThunderKid is as we said a student of the game, arguably the best technical wrestler in the OAOAST, and Alix is almost as hard to defeat as Krista. In fact the only person who’s ever beaten her on one is Krista last year at Anglemania. COACH Don’t worry about ThunderKid, he relishes an opportunity like this. This is his dream to test his skills against someone nearly impossible to beat. Alix struts her stuff down the entrance ramp, happily smiling and giggling at the audience. At the base of the entry way, she flings the frisbees to the audience, letting them fight over the souvenir. Alix then scampers up the steps and heads to the top rope to flash peace signs to the roaring audience. TK gazes at her with a silent fury as he slowly cracks his knuckles. [b]DING DING DING[/b] COLE This is Alix’s first official crack at winning a singles title. COACH I guess Alix doesn’t want to be the Marty Jannetty of Chicks Over Dicks. ALIX Huh? Who’s that? COLE How can you hear us from over there? ALIX I dunno! How can I hear the screams of the children ThunderKID molested? TK :huh: Rather than debate Alix, TK steps into her for a lockup. They struggle for a moment until Alix grabs hold of his arm. TK tries to pull his way free but only meets with failure. Alix then scissors her legs around his waist and drags him to the ground in a pin… ONE! TWO! TK pops his shoulder off the canavs. Angered, he quickly rolls to his feet and charges at Alix. But the speedy Latina side steps his strike and the US champion falls through the ropes. He lands on his face pressed against the mats, which draws great joy from the audience. “I’m Alix, I’m great, I’m impossible to hate! He’s TK he’s annoying, so please chant boring!” “YOU ARE BORING! YOU ARE BORING! YOU ARE BORING!” the audience shouts. TK is obviously annoyed and barks at a few audience members for their disrespect. He rolls back into the ring, and immediately gets to his feet. Alix twirls around with a spinning kick, but misses the ducking champion. When she lands he reaches through her legs and pulls her down into a rollup… ONE! TWO! Alix quickly spills out of the pinfall. TK gives her no moment to catch her breath and begins planting his boots into her back. Having weakened her with those strikes, the Green Bay native bounces off the far ropes. He charges back with a shoulder block, but Alix’s agility allows her to leapfrog him. Stubborn to the very end, TK rushes back at Alix only to be struck down with by a spinning wheel kick! The tough competitor is quickly back on his feet, however. But he carries himself directly into a double knife edge chop from his challenger. COLE ThunderKid needs to compensate for Alix’s speed advantage and not be hit by these rapid fire strikes. Alix leaps into the air and wraps her beautiful legs around his neck and rolls him through the air with a hurricanrana. As soon as they touch the mat referee Earl Hebner counts the pinfall… ONE! TWO! “WAIT!” Alix shouts, ending the pin “You can see up my skirt. That’s ten dollars!” “I don’t have ten dollars” TK responds blankly. “THEN PERISH, HUMAN!” TK is ripped off the canvas by Alix, and his punishment is being flung hard into the ringposts. Air shoots through his mouth, a byproduct of his collision. “DUH-DUH –DUH-DUH! CHARGE!” she shouts and then makes a dash to TK. She jumps into the air and proceeds to knee TK straight in the head. She then wraps her arm around his neck and rushes forward for a bulldog. But TK manages to stay upright by shoving her into the far corner. He then sprints forward and dropkicks her directly in the back. As she staggers away from the ring posts, TK lifts her and throws her backwards with a fallaway slam. As soon as she hits the canvas, TK is on top of her for a pinall… ONE! TWO! Alix gets her shoulder up, pleasing the audience. She tries to crawl away to regroup and recover, but TK makes it annoyingly hard by driving his black padded boots into her side. Despite this she’s able to reach the ringposts and pull herself upright. But there’s no rest for her weary bones as the champion nails her in the face with repeated elbow strikes. The referee has to separate him from Alix as she clings onto the ropes. TK is determined to inflict pain, however, and runs past the referee with arm raised for a lariat. But Alix slides beneath his attacking arm and he collides with the ringposts. TK squeals in a voice that's both anguish and anger as a result of his errant attack. COLE That miss hurt both pride and body. COACH TK’s a proud dude, he believes he’s the best, and he doesn’t accept failure in himself or others. Alix runs in with a body splash, but TK ducks down and uses her momentum to launch her over the ropes. The bubbly brunette manages to come down on her white sneakers. This angers TK greatly and he swats at her with an elbow strike. The attack connects perfectly and nearly throws her off the apron. But she's kept aloft by TK's front facelock. From there he lifts her skinny body into the air, and timbers backwards to smash her into the canvas with a vertical suplex. He then floats over for a pin and counts along with the referee… ONE! TWO! Alix again forces her way out the pinfall.. “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” Noticeably less pleased, TK hooks Alix into a reverse chinlock. The pain is instant as TK wrenches harshly on her neck. The crowd immediately begins to rally behind Alix, chanting her name. This allows Alix to speedily gather her strength and resolve. With both of those firmly in place, she makes a rise to her feet. But TK shows his superior skills; he shifts on her and begins blasting her toned midsection with hard punches. He then traps her inside a rear waistlock, and attempts to lift her into a back suplex. But the Hollywood Bad Girl slides around TK’s body and pushes him downwards for a lateral press… ONE! TWO! TK rips his shoulder off the canvas, and holds a "Two" sign to the jeering fans. COLE ThunderKid hasn’t endeared himself to the OAOAST Marks. I believe they find him aloof and almost snobbish in a way. COACH When you work as hard as TK to be the best, its natural to look down on men who don’t put in that work like you do. Alix and TK roll to their feet, where TK draws first blood with a boot to her ribcage. This allows him to irish whip her into the corner. She hits hard and a whimper escapes her lips. As she stumbles out the corner, the DA member throws himself off the ropes. Once he comes back he strikes her down with a diving forearm. He then hooks onto both her bare legs for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! The fans pop as their heroine kicksout the pinfall. TK leaves her behind to squirm in agony, as he runs to the ropes. They spew him towards Alix and he jumps upward to come down with a leg drop across her throat. Alix wheezes and coughes, her face gone pale. TK takes this as a sign of defeat and pins her once more… ONE! TWO! Alix again finds the will to kickout the fall. Grabbing onto her thick chocolate hair, TK brings her off the canvas. He attempts an irish whip but Alix is able to reverse it. However, TK reverses her reversal and strikes her in the stomach with a short armed knee strike. While she wobbles in place, TK backs into the ropes and flings himself forward with a lariat. But Alix takes him and the audience by surprise with a spinning jumping roundhouse. TK topples over to the canavs with his eyes rolling to the back of his head. “Goodie! Goodie!” Alix cheers as she hooks onto TK’s right leg for a fall… ONE! TWO! TK lifts his shoulder off the mat, drawing boos from the capacity crowd. In spite of this, Alix is caught with a burst of adrenaline and begins shaking the ropes Ultimate Warrior style! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the fans sing as Alix runs back to TK and hits a double knee drop onto his stomach! “YEAAAAAAA!” the fans cheer as Alix makes her second pinfall… ONE! TWO! TK gets his foot on the ropes! COLE ThunderKid has to give thanks to the ropes, because they just bailed him out and may have saved his US title. Breathing heavily and with eyes almost glazed over, TK makes an unsteady rise to his feet. Alix sees this and rushes forward to leap over his body with a sunset flip! ONE! TWO! TK rolls himself off the pin, and quickly springs upright. There he stuns Alix with two quick European uppercuts. After a moment to catch his breath, he then throws Alix into the ropes. Unfortunately for him she comes back to bowl him over with a crossbody block! “YEAAAAAAAAA!” Clutching his sore chest, TK comes to his feet once again looking worse for the wear. Alix takes advantage of this by jumping onto his shoulders and wheeling him to the canvas with a hurricanrana. “That’s another peak up my skirt. Ten bucks!” Alix exclaims, she then begins BOUNCING her BUTT on TK’s face “Twenty bucks, thirty bucks, forty bucks, fifty bucks, wooaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” TK rolls through and finds a pinfall of his own… ONE! TWO! Alix rolls herself free of the jaws of defeat. They both hop upright with TK making a blind charge at the Los Angeles native. But Alix catches onto his arm and sweeps out his leg to drive him downwards with a flatliner! TK hits with a damning thud, his eyes rolling into the back of his head. The fans let out a huge pop, as Alix attempts a pinfall! ONE! TWO! Another kickout by TK! TK grumbles his frustration as both he and Alix make their way off the canvas. She puts him on the defensive fairly quickly, striking at him with a superkick. But the champion grabs onto Alix’s sneaker and drops her to the canvas with an ankle lock! COLE Oh no! Oh no! ThunderKid expects a quick submission, but he gets none of that as Alix easily shifts her body and manages to roll the champion up. COLE Could this be it? ONE! TWO! THREE-NO TK KICKSOUT! The crowd sighes with sadness, having expected that to be the winning pinfall. Both Alix and TK rolls themselves backwards, and stare at each other with sharply focused eyes. TK strikes first nailing her in the stomach with a swift kick. He then hooks her into front facelock, and calls for the ThunderBolt DDT! “BOOOOOO” COACH He’s got it coming, Mikey! Coach spoke too soon as Alix slides her hands through TK’s legs and turns him over into a pinfall… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! But ThunderKid throws his shoulder off the canvas, putting the crowd in a state of disbelief. COLE ThunderKid could not have been expecting that! TK comes back to his feet, and makes a charge at Alix. Though she tries to side step him, the champion succeeds in capturing her in another front facelock. This time his face holds firm determination as he refuses to meet failure once more. COACH Lightening is getting ready to strike! Once again Alix foils his plans by effortlessly slipping out the hold. Before he can react to her escape, the brown haired cutie coils her arms around his head. From there she somersault forwards and falls down to twist TK’s back and neck to ground in a most painful manner. COLE Confessions of a Kristaholic! Smiling giddily, Alix hooks onto TK’s leg for a pinfall. Now on their feet the audience counts along. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!! DING DING DING “YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE New champion! New champion! Alix is our new OAOAST United States Champion! TK can’t quite believe what’s happened and complains to the referee over the crushing but fair defeat. BUFFER Your winner as a result of a pinfall and new United States Champion….ALIX MARIA SPEEEZZZZIAAAAAAAA! The fans pour cheers from every corner of the arena in celebration of Alix’s victory. For her part Alix celebrates by chewing on the title. “Do you see that? She’s eating my title!” TK whines to the referee. “There’s chocolate beneath this gold!” She barks back, and continues chewing on the title. “Oh maaaaaan! She’s eating it! She’s eating it! GAH!” COLE Well, for ThunderKid this is a shocking defeat, but for our OAOAST Marks it’s a wonderful event! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
