The Kliqfather Part 2

[Guest Rob Edwards]

It was a beautiful day as the limo drove through the suburbs. In the back was local crime figurehead Kevino Nash, known locally as The Kliqfather who was on his way to a meeting with some of his hoods. "Nice day isn't it Cole" Nasho said "It certainly is sir, the birds are singing in the trees and.." "Shut up" Nasho Interupted "If I wanted your life story I'd have asked for it" There was a silence as the car continued towards the centre of Hartford "Todays an Important meeting" Thought Kevino "I don't need any of Cole's crap today"

 

How Michael Cole had ended up driving a limo for the family was unknown, He was a decent enough driver alright, not only fast but with a good knowledge of the local area. But he was as annoying as hell and seemed to treat the job as some kind of joke. Kevino had noticed this and tried to get the family butler to help Cole improve in his behaviour. The Butler, known as Taz because of the tenacious way in which he passed the Cucumber sandwiches around had tried in vein to help Cole out but Cole wouldn't change, Infact Nasho had actually noticed a slight deteriation in Taz's behaviour recentley.

 

Suddenly Cole piped up "Hell it's the cops" and put his foot down "What are you doing?" Screamed Kevino "We havn't done anything wrong and they've got no reason to chase us". "But we stole one" replied Cole "What the hell are you talking about?, we didn't steal anything" Kevino was starting to sound extremley stressed now, which was understandable as he had two police cars on his trail. "Desperation Manouver" Shouted Cole as he slid the limo onto the train tracks "Whats wrong with you Cole?" Nasho enquired "Are you trying to get us both killed?" Cole looked confused "No sir" he replied "I'm just trying to escape the police" Nasho sighed "What's going to happen if a train comes down the tracks Cole?,did you think of that" Cole panicked on hearing this "Sickening thud" He yelled as he drove the car off the tracks and through a bush losing the police in the process

 

This kind of event should have surprised Nasho but really nothing surpriesed him anymore, ever since lifelong family friend Ed Ferrara had switched his alleigence to the Bollea's Kevino had a deep mistrust of people and tended to expect the unexpected "Ah well" He thought to himself "today can only get better can't it?, I'm finally going to have that neighbourhood menace dealt with, and get one over on the Bollea's in the bargain"

 

Finally the limo reached it's destination and pulled into the grotty looking garage, which it soon transpired was infact a lift as it was soon transported downwards

 

The limo soon arrived at the bottom of a long hallway with a noisy room at the bottom. The noise ceased as soon as Nasho's footsteps were heard however. He strolled into the room which was full of local Mafia hoods and headed straight for his impressive chair, which he soon noticed had a cigarette burn on it. "Who did this" he screamed. This enquiry was met only by masses of whistling however. "Oh forget it" Nasho said "I'll have that fixed later and I never really use it anyway, boys if you'd like to follow me to the conferance room"

 

Nasho took his seat in the room and took a quick look around at the bunch of thugs he trusted with his life.

 

There was Tony Marmaluke who was a small man and not all that bright, he was however an absolutley ruthless killer and had distinguished himself to the family during the turf war with the Macmanino's, these days however he wasn't much use as an assasin as he didn't cover his tracks as well as needed with Chief of Police Hebner checking everything that happens around here, so Tony was mainly dispatched to beat people up as a warning these days

 

Next to Tony was a monster of a man "Big" Sal Graziano who was quite possibly the dumbest person anyone could hope to meet, Here was a man who had once destroyed the vending machines in a Vegas casino after Kevino had asked him to "Steal Chips". His blind devotion and willingless to do anything made him a valuable asset to the family however

 

Next in line was the brains of the group. The clever, wily thief. "Little" Guido Martino, Guido wasn't much of an asset when it came to beating people up but as a thief he was pretty much without equal, He could steal anything these days and had come a long way from the kid who used to steal food from Tenta's Grocery Store

 

The newest member of the group Chrisio Jerichioioio was seated beside Guido. Although Kevino didn't know Chrisio that well he had been impressed by his ruthlessness when it came to getting a job done

 

Next was another Big Man "Big" Vito Longrasso. Although Kevino was unsure how his gang went about their business having two men with the same nickname but they seemed to have been ok so far. Vito was a lifelong member his father had been a family freind of Kevino's father and Vito had a secure position in the firm so it was lucky he was good at what he did, unlike his brother

 

His Brother Johnny "The Bull" Longrasso was seated next to him. Johnny had not earned the name by any tough feats though. He had earned it because of the amazing amount of bullshit that springs from his mouth. Johnny once claimed to be the first man to walk on the moon, when Nasho's cousin HHH (Hunterio "Hearse" Helmslio) pointed out that Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Johnny claimed he was Neil Armstrong reincarnated. When Syxxo pointed out Neil Armstong was still alive Johnny claimed it was a government conspiracy. So it was either Johnny "The Shit or Johnny "The Bull"

 

Next were another set of brothers Edgio and Christiano who worked brilliantly as a team but no so well alone. As a team they could do anything, Handle Explosives, Smuggle Hairdryers anything. But recentley Christiano had started getting jealous of Edgio getting most of the credit for a lot of their work, Nasho hoped they could hold things together for the sake of the family

 

Last was the slightly unbalanced Scottio 2 Hottio who Kevino worried about sometimes, He was far too flash you see and had been known to do a bizarre wiggling manouver accross the floor during bank jobs. Not only did this slow things down, he also tended to drop a lot of money whilst doing this. He had his moments however which was why he was still a firm member

 

"Right boys" Kevino said "I have a problem I need dealing with" Everyone stood to attention except Sal who couldn't stand as he had tied his shoelaces together "You remember that street gang who were working in asscosiation with the Mcmanino's until we scared them off?" Everyone nodded in agreement "Well know they've started working for the Bollea's and I want them given a warning beating" Guido interrupted "Will that be easy?" He asked "I know it's only The Mean Street Posse but the Bollea's are bound to protect them somehow I'm not sure I want in" "Guido" Nasho replied "I've been hearing good things about The Kid Candido recentley noone not even you is expendable. Now I need you to do this job and I hope you'll do the right thing" Guido thought about it for a second before agreeing "Ok boss we'll deal with it tomorrow" He said "See that you do Kevino replied before heading back to the limo "But remember I only want them beaten I don't want them killed"

 

 

To Be Continued

 

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