Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2009 -OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT- We come to the OAOAST Arena Where Michael Cole and Johnathan Coachman sit at a desk decorated with various Thanksgiving props such as faux turkeys, corn crops, ,cornucopias, stuffing, sweet bread, and that cranberry crap I HATE. COLE Welcome one and all to the Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! Its a special time here at the OAOAST, and we wish you and your's a happy Holiday season. Michael Cole joined with Johnathan Coachman just days before November Reign. We've got a Thanksgiving treat for you with two title matches! The tag team titles are on the line when Team Heyross meets with the LDC Moneygang, and we have a United States title contest in the mainevent, Alix against ThunderKid. But we kick things off with Christian Wright! "Clean shirt, new shoes and I don't know what I am gonna do. Silk suit, black tie, I don't need a reason why. They come runnin' just as fast as they can cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man." The crowd is certainly not thankful to see Christian Wright and let him know it as he appears on stage. He simply adjusts his collared white shirt, and frowns at the fans. Patting his trusted breifcase, he's joined by Lorelei DeCenzo. She hooks his arm and guides him down the entrance ramp. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a time limit of twenty minutes, now making his way to the ring accompanied by Lorelei DeCenzo....Now residing in Washington D.C... weighing in at approximately 8 and 1/3 BARS OF GOLD~! He represents THE ENTERPRISE and is "THE NATURAL"... CCHHRRRIIIIISSSTTIIIIIIAAAAANN... WWRRRIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHTT!!!!! The announcement of Wright's name draws out more boos, as the man himself poses with arms wide on the ring apron. Lorelei stands to his side on the ring mat, applauding her charge and chastising anyone who doesn't do so. COACH Mikey, there's a man with a lot to be thankful for this holiday. He could finish out the year on an amazing unbeaten streak. BUFFER And his opponent... Makes Me Wonder plays and its groovy beats are joined by the choatic scream of girls across the ring. Sliding out onto stage in black denim jean jacket and shorts is Shayne Brave. He's joined by Maya Duncan-Blanchard, and the two do their part to fire up the already rowdy audience. BUFFER From Detroit, Michigan, being accompanied by Maya Duncan-Blanchard, weighing one hundred eighty three pounds, he is SHOWTIME SHAYNE BRAAAAAAAAAVE! "YEAAAAAAAAA!" Inside the ring, Shayne Brave walks from edge to edge, pointing at the crowd and getting them to cheer louder and louder. On the outside, Maya helps to continue to pump up the capacity crowd. COLE Shayne Brave has quite the test for him heading into November Reign. Let's see if he passes against the so called God Child. COACH The Centennial Man, the god child. The Natural! DING DING DING Wright employs and unusual strategy; he charges across the ring and spears Brave into the corner posts. Still taken by surprise, Brave is unable to halt Wright’s shoulders from savaging his thin midsection. After several blows land, The Natural ends the attack and attempts to whip Brave across the ring. But the boybander reveres the hold and its Wright who’s sent crashing into the ring posts. The Natural stumbles forward, wheezing from his lost breath. Brave gaves him little time to recover as he leaps forward and strikes down The Centennial Man with a leg lariat. “YEAH-UH!” Brave shouts to the sold out audience They respond, “LET’S GO SHAYNE! LET’S GO SHAYNE!” Pumped up by the audience, Brave makes a quick dash to the ropes. As he hits the cables, Wright finds his footing once more. This allows him to lift Brave into the air and violently slam him through the canvas with a Wright Off. Thrilled with his signature attack, Wright struts about the ring, holing his arms high into the sky. “CHRISTIAN SUCKS! CHRISTIAN SUCKS! CHRISTIAN SUCKS!” “SILENCE!” Wright bellows as he begins bringing Brave back to his feet. An irish whip sends Brave into the corner, and a leaping lariat timbers him to the canavs. Smirking in satisfaction, Wright exits the ring in order to grab hold of Brave’s leg. Ignoring the referee’s pleas for mercy, Wright happily slams Brave’s knee into the metal ring posts. COLE An unnecessary attack by Christian Wright. That should be a DQ. Wright contiues his poor sportsmanship when he rams a loafer into his foe’s head. While the referee checks for blood on Brave’s forehead, Wright reenters the ring. Unwelcome by the referee and the fans, Wright stalks a crawling Brave. Once he reaches him, he grabs onto the back of his denim jeans, and roughly yanks him upright. The Centennial Man wraps his arms around Shayne’s small waist, and then lefts him into the air. He delivers incredible pain to the cute boybander by ramming his knee into the ring posts. Shayne falls to the ground, leaving him defenseless in the stomps that Wright delivers to his knees. Quickly growing bored of stomping the life out his foe, Wright pulls him upright into a front facelock. But Shayne shows incredible resiliency, by hammering at CW’s ribs with powerful fists. This earns him his freedom, but no offense as Wright recovers to drop him with a dropkick to the knee. “I AM THE CENTENNIAL MAN!” Wright boasts to booing fans. COACH After this match, Mikey, its only 95 more wins to 100. COLE In honor of Thanksgiving, I'll be thankful for when he finally reaches that mark and just shuts up! Wright runs the ropes, and returns to drop an elbow onto Brave’s knees. Brave screams in pain, a sound that only puts a smile on Wright’s face. He then brings Brave off the canavs and irish whips him into the cables. When the teen idol returns, Wright flips him over with a snap powerslam. The cover ensues…. ONE! TWO! Brave fights out! Wright attempts a second pinfall… ONE! TWO! Kickout! And a third pinfall… ONE! TWO! Kickout! The frustration is written clear across Wright’s face as he brings his younger opponent to a standing position. He throws him into the cables once more, and when Brave returns he’s thrown several feet by a belly to belly suplex! COLE What a show of power from Christian Wright! COACH See, now even you’re impressed by The Centennial Man. Wright hollers at Brave to rise. Although slowly, Brave comes off the canvas. He’s immediately struck by a mixture of kicks to his sore knee and European uppercuts. This should spell doom for Brave, but the handsome fighter begins taking aim at CW with powerful right hands! The fans root him on, as he leaves a dazed Wright to head to the ropes. Coming back to The Natural, Brave springs forward with a cross body block and topples Wright over! A count is made… ONE! TWO! Wright narrowly escapes the pinfall! He quickly springs to his feet, making a hurried attempt to regain the upperhand. But Brave counters him with a gorgeous sitout hip toss! “SHAYNE’S A HOTTIE! SHAYNE’S A HOTTIE!” the girls in the arena chant. Although dazed Wright comes back to his feet under his own power. But he’s once again thrown to the canvas thanks to a hurricanrana from Shayne! The referee counts the resulting pinfall… ONE! TWO! Wright kicksout once more, which earns relieved sighs from Lorelei. “BOOOOOOOOOO!” Both competitors return to their vertical bases. Shayne attempts to draw first blood with a spinning back fist. But Wright ducks bellow the move and attempts to move behind Shayne. But that effort meets horrible agony as Shayne tags his jaw with a deadly superkick! COLE He got him there, Coach! Showtime strikes again! As the fans explode with delight, Shayne makes another pinfall effort…. ONE! TWO! Wright gets his foot on the ropes, deflating the capacity crowd. COLE The OAOAST Marks thought the winning streak was snapped at five, but CW remains alive. Brave starts to pull Wright towards a vertical base. However a desperate CW resorts to cheap shots and slams his fist into Shayne’s unmentionables! “BOOOOOOO!” the audience hisses, while an exhausted Wright stumbles backwards. Strangley enough he begins motioning towards the entrance ramp. COLE Is he signaling for someone? The Moneygang! “BOOOOOOO!” the jeers aren’t for The Moneygang but rather for The Heavenly Rockers, who begin rushing to ringside. COLE Now this isn’t right! This violates the holiday spirit! Its akin to rape! They're raping Thanksgiving! Lorelei welcomes The Enterprise’s favorite band with a warm applause. Shayne, however, isn’t so pleased and is forced to keep an eye on the duo as he trades punches with CW. “TONE DEAF BASTARDS! TONE DEAF BASTARDS! TONE DEAF BASTARDS!” the audience sings to The Rockers. Wright throws Shayne into the ropes and charges after him to stun him with a lariat. But the teen scream jumps forward and takes Wright on a dizzying ride with a tornado DDT! COLE VINTAGE Shayne Brave “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Brave kips up, only to see Logan distracting the referee with one of his famous temper tantrums. Behind him, Shayne fails to notice that Synth has passed Wright a pair of drumsticks.. The Natural does well to conceal them, and they remain hidden as Shayne turns around to focus back on Wright. But all that changes, when Wright jumps up and jams them into Brave’s eyes! COLE No! No, he can’t do that!” “He just did!” Lorelei chuckles in response. The Natural wraps Shayne up in a school boy. Mann now lets the referee go free, and he returns to count the pin…. ONE! TWO! THREE! “BOOOOOOOOOOO!” the fans rain down jeers, as The Rockers smile to each other over their misdeeds. BUFFER YOUR WINNER AS A RESULT OF A PINFALL….CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! Lorelei beams with the smile of a proud parent as she enters the ring and passes the micophone to CW. WRIGHT From this day forth, I defiantely vow... no man, woman nor beast shall commit thine self to defeat! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COACH The Centennial Man comes through! Alright! Only 93 more victories to go! COLE 93 more tainted victories, you mean. Wright has to be pretty thankful for The Heavenly Rockers this turkey day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2009 Cut backstage, where TK and Reject are all smiles as they make their way into the arena along with the rest of the DA. They're stopped by Josh Matthews. JOSH Reject, last week you guys joined up with your November Reign partners, the Heavenly Rockers, in a heinous assault on Alix, Alfdogg, and D*LUX. Are you concerned at all about any retribution tonight, and who their fifth partner might be? REJECT Retribution? Who's gonna have the nerve to come get some of this? Reject holds his arms out, referencing the DA as a whole. REJECT Did you see what we did to those four last week? You can add any one individual you want, it won't change the result. TK That's right, Josh, we've got no worries. No matter who they add as their partner, it doesn't matter! We're like a team full of Parker Lewises, 'cause we can't lose. REJECT Exactly. Let's go, guys. Reject and the DA walk off as Josh looks on. LATER TONIGHT TAG TEAM TITLES ON THE LINE TEAM HEYROSS VS THE LDC MONEYGANG TONIGHT MAINEVENT UNITED STATES TITLE ALIX MARIA SPEZIA VS THUNDERKID THE MAINEVENT COMMERCIAL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2009 THE THANKSGIVING WEEKEND TRADITION NOVEMBER REIGN THIS SUNDAY NIGHT LIVE ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW Survivor Series Sweet Sixteen Match Cucaracha Internacional (Landon Maddix and Nathaniel Black; James Blonde and Faqu) and All The Queen's Men (Mardi Gras Hellfire Club; Last Kings Of Scotland) vs. Citizen Soldiers, Christ Air Express, Orange County Cobras and Los Diablos De Fuego In two other Survivor Series Matches... Can-Am Assassins & LDC Moneygang vs. Team Heyross, Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo TEAM ALFIX (Alfdogg, Alix, D*LUX, and ???) vs. TEAM LEJECT (Leon Rodez, Reject, ThunderKid, The Heavenly Rockers) PLUS... Heartland Title extravaganza featuring... Denzel Spencer © Sandman9000 Mr. Dick J-MAX Biff Atlas CPA Bosley Love Doctors Todd Cortez Conquistadores Colombian Heat Vinny Valentine Deadbeat Dave Burrough Boys AND MUCH MORE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2009 BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits and Lorelei DeCenzo leads her charges through the curtain flanked by green and gold spotlights. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers representing THE ENTERPRISE and accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO… at a total combine weight of 430 pounds, COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE L-D-C MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Lorelei removes her men’s hoodies and the LDC Moneygang take a moment to laugh at all the little people. COLE (sarcastically) What great champions those guys would make. COACH I know, right? Definitely much better than Team Heyross. Speaking of whom, “Shine” by Collective Soul cues. BUFFER Their opponents and CHAMPIONS… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose as red, white and blue pyro blasts in the background. COLE Captains of their Survivor Series team...and not self-appointed like the LDC Moneygang... this Sunday night, Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin look to make it 2 in a row. Last week they successfully defended their tag titles, albeit in less than desirable circumstances thanks to the men they face tonight. COACH Are you kidding me? Team Heyross provoked the LDC Moneygang. I mean who had everything to lose and nothing to gain? Team Heyross! So they devised a plan to cause a friction between the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins in case they got caught in trouble during the match, but it backfired. It only bought their opponents together. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS make a surprise visit ringside taking a seat in the LDCMG corner, much to their surprise. COLE This can’t bode well for Team Heyross. COACH What did I tell you, Cole -- they’re closer than ever. You don’t see that kind of comradely between Team Heyross, Deuce and Jumbo. Strutter gives Reiger a big thumbs up as CMJ and Quentin Benjamin step inside. * DINGDINGDING * Both men circle around before they lockup, only for CMJ to suddenly break and deliver multiple leg strikes. Irish uppercut rocks Benjamin back into the corner where he’s subjected to more. Benjamin turns the tables and CMJ gets a taste of his own medicine. CMJ is then whipped off, but a blind tag is made, so after a hip toss Benjamin is floored by a Spencer Reiger standing dropkick! COACH Nobody delivers a dropkick quite like Spencer Reiger. COLE I’d have to agree with that. It’s very similar to how Ricky Steamboat perfected the arm drag. COACH Only a dropkick hurts a heck of a lot more than an arm drag. Reiger lays the boots to Benjamin, then rams him into the buckle. A series of knife-edge chops follow and so to does a whip to the far corner, but Benjamin floats over the top and SCHOOL BOY‘S Reiger! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Big right hand stuns Reiger and Team Heyross tag. They shoot Reiger in for a double hip toss but hold on to perform a DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger reverses a whip and CMJ nails Moss with a knee to the back! COLE What a cheap shot that was. CMJ receives the tag and unloads on Moss, Irish uppercut after Irish uppercut. Then he goes from more Irish more to another, the Irish whip to be exact, but Moss reverses and delivers an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Moss smartly tags out in favor of the fresher man, Quentin Benjamin. SPINNING WHEEL KICK connects and Benjamin makes the cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Benjamin moves and Reiger accidentally drops a knee on CMJ! STRUTTER Dropkick sends Reiger flying outside. Benjamin then heads up top as Moss hoists CMJ onto his shoulders. LORELEI COACH Somebody do something! The Can-Am Assassins spring into action. Strutter distracts the ref while KEN PANTERA shoves Benjamin down onto the guardrail below! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh, come on! COACH Say what you will, Cole, but nobody can call the Can-Am Assassins liars. They promised to have the LDC Moneygang’s backs and they did just that. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Lorelei and the Can-Am Assassins retreat to the other side as DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW and JUMBO arrive ringside. COLE Speaking of having people’s backs, Coach, look who’s here. COACH Obviously we ran out of food, or these guys would still be in catering. Reiger gets the tag and rolls Benjamin back in, hitting a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP before making the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Like Benjamin did earlier, Reiger knocks him outside with a dropkick. And like the season pro that he is, Reiger baits Moss in while CMJ works over Benjamin on the arena floor. The ref forced to restrain Moss and the team of Deuce/Jumbo. COACH Before you get on your soapbox about the need for 2 referees for tag matches, let me remind you there will be 2 officials ringside for all Survivor Series matches at November Reiger. CMJ tosses Benjamin back in and Reiger delivers a measured knee drop, then tags out. And CMJ goes right back to work with his patent Irish uppercuts, rocking Benjamin in the corner. HARVARDPLEX plants Benjamin smack in the middle of the ring. The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, KICKOUT!! CMJ slaps the mat in frustration, then stalks Benjamin. COLE D-Street Cutter on the way? Cole’s guess is correct, but Benjamin shoves CMJ off and hits a desperation SUPERKICK! COACH That one nearly took Colin’s head off, Cole. COLE Team Heyross needed that badly, because CMJ and Reiger were in total control of the match. Moss rallies the crowd behind Benjamin who begins to stir around the same time CMJ does. Fortunately for the champs, the kick dropped CMJ near their corner, meaning he’s got a longer way to go. CMJ gives up his quest for the tag as Benjamin gets there first! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Moss comes in a house afire, whipping CMJ into the ropes for a BAAAAACK body drop, and then catching Reiger on the way in with a dropkick. Following a pair of slams Moss delivers a DOUBLE COCONUT! COLE Lorelei DeCenzo’s men are in real trouble here. Reiger falls to the floor as CMJ stumbles into a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss stays right on the offensive and places CMJ in THE MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COLE We could have a submission at any moment. COACH Maybe if Moss was in the hold. There’s no quit in CMJ. Lori hops on the apron for a word with the official, allowing Reiger to sneak in and nail Moss with a pair of BRASS KNUCKS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger places CMJ on top, then celebrates outside with the Can-Am Assassins. COLE No, damn it! COACH (laughs) We’re gonna have new champions, Cole. Lori jumps down from the apron into the arms of Reiger and the two embrace. Meanwhile, Felix Strutter leaps onto the apron. COACH What the heck? COLE Look up top. We pan to a wide shot as DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW delivers a TOP ROPE HEADBUTT! COLE Funky Cold Medina! COACH No! Deuce places Moss on top! The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * Reiger grabs the tag titles and holds them up in the air…only to have them snatch away by the referee and awarded to Team Heyross. REIGER BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match… and STILL your One & Only World Tag Team Champions… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" CUE: “Shine” by Collective Soul Reiger is tripped by the ropes as he enters the ring to argue with the official, disbelief on his and Lori’s face. Team Heyross, meanwhile, celebrate with Deuce and Jumbo. COACH This is awful, Cole. COLE I say it’s poetic justice. Reiger turns his anger towards the Can-Am Assassins and receives a shrug from Strutter. COLE We got problems here. COACH No, we don’t. The CAA leave Reiger and company in the ring. COLE What about that? COACH The match is over, idiot. There’s no point in sticking around. Quit trying to start trouble. COLE In any event, Team Heyross once again defended their tag titles. What a team they are and what a treat it will be to see them perform at November Reign. More after this, folks. COMMERCIAL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2009 Backstage, many from the OAOAST roster are seen helping themselves to Thanksgiving fixings provided by the higher-ups, when the Burrough Boys walk into the room, and spot Vinny Valentine. WALDO Vinny mama got one big titty and one little titty, and dey call da bitch Biggie Smalls! VINNY Wow, that was original! I didn't know the OAOAST hired Dave Chappelle! MARIANO Hope y'all left me some candied yams and collar greens! VINNY Well, come here, let me show you what we got. Vinny leads the BBs over to Biff, who is trying to hold back laughter. Vinny raises up the lid on one of the trays. VINNY Right here, we got the turkey. Vinny lifts up another lid. VINNY Some nice ham, real juicy, make sure you try that. And under this one... Vinny lifts up the third lid, and Tony Tourettes pops his head out of a hole in the table and lets out a big roar, causing the BB's to jump about two feet back from the table. Vinny and Biff burst out in laughter. BIFF That was the Tony Surprise! Deadbeat Dave walks up with a small tray of his own. DAVE What about this, guys? I just finished making this cornish hen with chestnut dressing! Vinny, Biff, Tony, and the BB's look at each other, then back at Dave suspiciously. DAVE Would you believe a pigeon stuffed with SPAM? The other continue their stare. DAVE ...would you believe a rat stuffed with cough drops? TONY ...are they cherry-flavored? LUTHER Naw, but this is! Tony then takes a cherry pie to the face from Luther. DAVE Oh, this must be the obligatory Thanksgiving night food fight. VINNY Yeah, this is it. DAVE Count me in! Vinny takes a blueberry pie to the face from Dave. Jumbo holds onto a turkey at the end of a table, while the Burrough Boys each grab one of Tony's limbs, and slide him across the table, with Tony's head going straight into the cavity of the turkey! Dave and Biff cringe upon this sight, then Waldo takes a bite of sweet potato pie before shoving it into Biff's face, and Dave gets a peanut butter pie from Quincy. The madness continues as we go to commercial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2009 The FOTRESS OF NERDLYTUDE is where we find Melody Nerdly. The geek-chic lass is situated inside the family kitchen which has been dolled up to look a little bit like a messy heap of food and candy, and a little bit more like a news set. Just a little bit more. MELODY Howdy, ya'll! Its that time of year again! The time where millions of fanboys and fangirls flock to gamefaqs message board and debate every piddly little detail about the newest OAOAST game....No Homo 2010! CANNED APPLAUSE! MELODY That's right, everyone. No Homo 2010! Be prepared to bitch about Landon's Go 2 Sleep taking to long to execute, Sandman wearing the wrong color sweatpants, Leon not having the 450 splash in his moveset, and Christian Wright's agility being rated way to highly! This game features over 60 OAOAST Stars and legends, including this cowgirl right here! There are over 40 different match combinations, a road to Anglemania career featuring stories for Krista, Moneymaker, PRL, Reject, Morgan, and Bohemoth! Plus we've got create an entrance, create a superstar, create a taunt, and create a storyline for all of us who like writing gay fanfics about D*LUX! Right now lets get to some pictures and profiles! TODD CORTEZ VS THEODORE MONEYMAKER THEODORE MONEYMAKER'S ENTRANCE TODD CORTEZ ABILITIES: Hard Punch, Kip Up Overall: 85 THEODORE MONEYMAKER ABILITIES: Object specialist, dirty pin, referee shield, ring escape, super taunt, move theif Overall: 98 MELODY That's all for today! But we'll have a lot more in these coming weeks! FADE OUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2009 God of Thunder hits and the crowd buzzes with hatred. The entryway is lit by flashing yellow lights that hail the arrival of ThunderKid. The hero of Green Bay raises his arms in salute to his own greatness before he makes his way down the entrance ramp. BUFFER The following is a Untied States Title match scheduled for one fall with a time limit of sixty minutes. Now making his way to the ring, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, he is a former One and Only tag team champion and United States champion... THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIID! COLE There’s a happy man with The Green Bay Packers having beat The Lions on this Turkey day. TK enters the ring, and makes the classic belt motion to jeers from the audience. Hey girl Where's your drink? We goin' all get real drunk tonight Hey girl I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight (get fucked up tonight) By the end of the night Imma have you drunk and throwing up (hey! ) By the end of the night Imma have you so fucked up Paraidiso Girl’s Patron Tequila booms into the arena and is met with a massive ovation from the audience. Rising onto the side of the entrance stage is a bar setting complete with patrons, and a neon pink sign that says “ALIX’S!” On top of the bar counter, attired in white booty shorts, and a white tube top is Miss Speiza herself. She wows the audience and the bar flys with some dirty dancing. She then hops off the bar and blows a kiss to the camera, leading super imposed red lips to appear on the screen. BUFFER And hisopponent, first from Los Angeles, California…..she is the United States Champion…..ALIX MARIA SPEZIAAAAAAAAAAA! Alix meerily skips down the entrance ramp, high fiving the fans before she charges up the ring steps. She then flashes the peace sign Yes I copied last week’s intro. No time to write a new one I’m afraid. DING DING DING Although unsure of the quirky Alix, TK decides to match his strength against her’s with a lockup. There’s a moments struggle before TK inevitably wins out and pushes the champion into a corner. His hands finds her face and uncomfortably press against it. Alix, however, has an easy solution to this problem. She bites his fingers! TK howls in miserey and immediately lets go of Alix. Unfortunately she hounds him towards the center of the ring and acquires a headlock. COLE I’m used to biting in the bedroom and its only fun when you or your partner Deshaun have a safe word. The hold doesn’t last for very long, as TK manages to shove the Hollywood Bad Girl into the ropes. She bounces back only to have TK leapfrog her. This forces her to take another run off the ropes, and when she does, the former US champion again leap frogs her. Alix again must run the ropes. Her arrival towards TK sees another leap frog, but this time Alix is wise to it and sticks out her foot. This causes TK to land crotch first on her tennis shoes! Alix bounces up and down and claps happily before rolling TK into a pinfall… ONE! TWO! TK rolls himself out the pinfall. He quickly rolls to his feet, and sends an anger spurred lariat at Alix. But the sexy Latina dodges it by sliding behind TK. There she gives him an atomic wedige! COLE Painful. Memories. High School. In front of all the marching band. GET MY UNDERWEAR OUT THE TUBA! NO THE DRUM STICKS DON’T GO IN THAT HOLE! AHHHHHHHH! Alix takes a swat at TK with a leaping enziguri, but the still wedgied puglist ducks his head. Moving with great speed, her captures Alix’s bare legs and begins roll her over into a boston crab. “FIX YOUR PANTS! FIX YOUR PANTS! FIX YOUR PANTS!” the fans chant at TK. He ignores their pleas, and instead keeps his focus on torturing Alix with his painful submission! The hold seemingly exhausts Alix, and she pounds her hands against the mat in frustration. Despite the agony, Alix reaches for the ropes and eventually she reaches them. The fans cheer as TK is forced to relequnsh his hold. He pulls Alix to her feet, and sends her on a run into the turnbuckles. TK charges after her, but his arrival carries him directly into a raised tennis shoe from brunette babe. As he staggers away injured, she leaps onto the third rope and springboards backwards to catch him in the face with a dropkick. Alix giggles with delight as she attempts a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! ThunderKid gets his soulder off the canvas with time to spare. With much haste he heads to his feet and puts himself off the ropes. Alix greets his return…by doing the robot!??? Highly perplexed ThunderKid stops dead in his tracks. This is when Miss Robot, slaps him in the face and hits him with a leaping DDT! The referee quickly gets into position for another pinfall… ONE! TWO! ThunderKid kicksout! COACH Gotta love the way ThunderKid kicksout of pins. If the virgin mary’s unsoiled vagina could give birth to a second child it’d be ThunderKid’s kickout style. COLE Forgive him, God, he knows not what blasphemy he speaks! Both competitors head to their feet, but it’s the wearied ThunderKid getting in some heavy right hands. He the grabs onto Alix’s arm and attempts to whip her towards a corner. But Alix will have none of that and reverses the hold to send TK into the corner. The agile Green Bay native avoids a horrible crash by running up to the third rope. He then flies backwards and shoves Alix to the ground with a cross body block! The fans are none to pleased with that move, but TK certainly is as he attempts a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Alix pops out the pin. Getting to her feet proves to be a difficult task as TK smacks her in the face with a dropkick. She staggers backwards into the ring posts, giving the former US champion the opportunity to strike her with a corner splash! The shot lands with tremendous force, and she begins to teeter over. But TK keeps her upright in order to launch her to the opposite corner. He follows in after her, and when he nears he takes to skies with a second body splash. However, this time Alix is well prepared for his strike and jumps upwards to nail TK in the face with a rising knee! “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE That looked painful, and I bet it felt painful! ThunderKid stumbles away from Alix, holding tightly to his weakened jaw bone. Alix taunts him by spanking her tush and inviting him to take a shot. Rather than be mesmerized by the glorious jiggling of her but, TK is annoyed and charges shoulder lowered. But Alix slides out the way, and TK is forced to ram shoulder first into the corner posts. The fans are dekighted, but TK is noticeably less so. As he uneasily steps to the center of the ring, the US champion climbs the turnbuckles. “Shout outs to my pilgrims on the Mayflower, eatin with them Indians and then shooting em in the back. We rockin wit u founding fathers in Los Angeles, screw them hatin’ ass niggas!” With that wonderful Thanksgiving message, The Hollywood Bad Girl departs the turnbuckles and strikes down TK with a tumbling lariat! As the audience cheers her aerial show, Alix scampers onto TK and goes for a pin… ONE! TWO! TK pops his shoulder off the canvas, saving himself from certain defeat. While he struggles to get himself off the canvas, Alix pushes herself off the ring ropes. But as she skates across the ring, TK manages to knock her over with an unexpected bicycle kick. Quickly he dives atop Alix for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Alix makes the kickout which pleases the sold out audience. COLE Look at the speed ThunderKid delivered that kick with, it totally caught Alix off guard. COACH And its gonna catch her team off guard at November Reign, I know that. TK leaves Alix behind and heads to the corner. He makes moves to the top rope, jawing back and forth with the audience as he does so. But before he can properly elevate himself, Alix dropkicks his leg from under him. Somewhat fortunately he is able to land in a precarious standing position on the ring apron. But he hasn’t time to get his bearings before Alix dropsaults him off the apron. “YEAAAAAAAA!” The audience gets even to cheer about when the Hollywood Bad Girl descends from the top rope and takes TK to the ground with a diving spear! COLE Alix risking life and limb with an amazing aerial attack! Alix picks TK up and throws him inside the squared circle. Alix follows him in, but is put on the defensive as he rises with a lariat. But she ducks behind it, and then PINCHES his BUTT. “YEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!” “Soft, squishy, not to firm, lacks defined musculature, I’d give this BUTT a 4.7” she comments. Much to her surprise TK takes offense and wheels around to strike at her, but she drops him down to the canvas with a drop toe hold. She then grabs onto the ropes and shakes them like a wild woman to the pleasure of the fans. With the ropes bouncing behind her Alix runs forward and lands a leg drop across TK’s neck! A pinfall is made… ONE! TWO! TK throws his shoulder off the canvas. Giving him little time to rest, Alix grabs onto his arm and promptly hurls him into the corner. Before he as a moment to register his surroundings, Alix attacks him with a dropkick right to the face. Alix then returns to TK to drill him in the jaw with a diving elbow! The fans pop once again, and Alix makes another pinfall.. ONE! TWO! It’s a near fall as TK manages a last second kickout. He fights to his feet, where he meets an assault of chops aimed at his chest. Though these strikes sting mightily, they can’t prevent him from nailing Alix in her waifish stomach. He then grabs onto her with a front facelock. From there he brings her into the air, seeking a falcon arrow. But Alix is crafty and wise to his hold and uses her knees to strike her to freedom. Landing on her feet, she immediately rushes towards the ropes. Coming back she fires herself forward with a cross body block. But TK manages to turn that over into a powerslam. He hooks onto both her legs for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Alix lifts a shoulder off the canvas. “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” While the fans sing her name, Alix is dragged upright by TK. He throws her forward into the ropes, and then sticks his leg out to catch her with a big boot. She topples over, crumbling into the canavs. TK gives her little time to catch her breath, as he latches onto her tanned legs. He then falls backwards and slingshots her into the nearby corner. She lands hard against the ring posts, and injured groans seep through her mouth. Within moments of hearing these wails, a blood thirsty ThunderKid runs to nail her back with a shoulder tackle! COACH That’s like getting hit by a raging bull. TK then grabs onto Alix’s waist and throws her backwards with a snap suplex. He then leaps to his feet, where his boots drive into Alix’s back with pinpoint percesion. As she wails her miserey, the former US champion pulls the current off the mat. He holds onto white booty shorts and pulls her back and forth to strike her lower back with forearms. Her bare back burns a bright red, a pleasing colour to ThunderKid. He happily puts himself off the ropes, and comes back to wack Alix in the back with a running boot. “BOOOOOOO!” the fans jeer in response to TK holding up his arms. He ignores their taunts and insults and attempts a pinfall on Alix…. ONE! TWO! Alix makes the kickout! “YEAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Judging by the look on TK’s face he wasn’t expecting that. Frustrated TK, grumbles to himself as he picks Alix off the ring apron. But the brunette beauty begins to fire right hands into his midsection , causing him pain and annoyance. In response, he takes his knee and rams it directly into her forehead. Alix falls over, landing between the second and third ropes where she gasps for air and strength. TK leaves her behind, and charges to the ropes. He rushes back at top speeds and jumps forward to crash into her back with raised knees. Alix screams in anguish as she topples backwards, falling lifelessly to the mat. TK drapes his arm across her neck for a crucial pinfall…. ONE! TWO! A kickout! “YEAAAAAAAAA!” TK’s anger comes through grit and grinding teeth. He hauls Alix up by her chocolate colored hair and beats on her back with clubbing forearms. He then runs to the ropes, hoping to be able to cut through her with a spear. But as soon as he lowers his body, Alix shoots forward and drags him downwards with a sunset flip! ONE! TWO! But TK rolls himself out the pinfall. He comes back to his feet, and drops Alix off her’s with a double leg take down. He attempts to switch her over into a sharpshooter, but Alix’s resiliency allows her to rocket upward and drag TK down for another pinfall. ONE! TWO! But once again, TK kicksout. COLE Two very close near falls here on the Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! As both performers are on their feet, TK fires off a lariat at Alix. She manages to duck that attack, but TK whips around with a kick that catches her right in the jaw. Alix falls sideways, all semblance of life drained from her face. An eager ThunderKid drops on top of her in a pinfall effort… ONE! TWO! THR-ALIX KICKSOUT! The fans erupt with enthused cheers, as TK falls backwards and curses his ill luck. COLE ThunderKid no doubt thought he was about to be a two time United States champion. Still angered TK stands up and gruffly demands that Alix does the same. His patience fails poorly, and he has no choice but to bring Alix off the canvas himself. But as he does so, the California hottie begins pumping elbows into his lower abdomen. These strikes serve their purpose and brush him backwards. This allows Alix to rise upright and begin throwing forearms against TK’s face,. COLE Look at Alix go, bringing the fight right to ThunderKid! COACH Reject ain’t gonna approve of TK dropping another US Title match. Best friends, nothing, the R-Man doesn’t play when it comes to wins and losses. With TK dazed from her flurry of strikes, Alix is able to rush into the ropes. But when she returns, TK is able to stab her stomach with a sharp boot. Alix doubles over in agony and this permits him to ltrap her in a front facelock. “THUNDER BOLT DDT!” he bellows to boos. But boos quickly turn into cheers, as Alix rips her body from his clutches. TK tries to reclaim his hold, but Alix snaps her hands around his neck. Within seconds he’s flipped by a sommersault neckbreaker! COLE Confessions of a Kristaholic! “YEAAAAAAAA!” The pin is made… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! REJECT SMASHES A CHAIR INTO ALIX’S BACK! DING DING DING COACH I told you, that boy don’t play when it comes to wins and losses. Reject smiles at his handiwork, and soon The Heavenly Rockers join him within the ring.. Together they stomp away at poor Alix, while ThunderKid recovers in the background. Alix tries to fight to her feet, but the vultures are too much to counter. However, help appears on the way, as D*LUX bursts through the doors and charges down the entrance ramp. “YEAAAAAAAAAAA!” D*LUX enters the ring and immediately take down the Heavenly Rockers with twin spears. A slightly recovered ThunderKid is nailed with the Hit Me Baby One More time! The fans are overjoyed with what they see. That is until Reject hits a Euology on Tyler! Things for from terrible to horrendous for D*LUX when Leon Rodez comes in to take a chair to Shayne’s knees. COLE Come on! The beatdown resumes for no more than a few seconds before Alfdogg is sprinting down the ring . He slides into the squared circle, popping up to avoid a weak lariat from Synth. He charges forward and attempts to lariat Reject out the ring. But he’s cut off by running tackle from Logan Mann. With the MACHO Macho Mann holding Alfdogg down, Reject and Synth begin smashing their boots into Alf’s skull. COLE The numbers game keeps favoring Team Leject! *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE What is this? What is this? This Bohemoth blazing a trail of fire down the ramp. Full of fury and venom he dives into the ring ready to take on all of Team Leject! Synth is the first to try and stand tall against the big man. His piddly punches do him no good, as Bo grabs onto his neck and throws him over the top rope! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Logan is shoved into a challenge by Reject, and is promptly punished by a LETHAL spinebuster from the monster. COLE A beast unleashed! That’s what Bo is! TK attempts to interject himself into the slaughter, but is KO’ed by a QUADRUPLE dropkick from Alf, Tyler, Shayne and Alix! COLE Now that’s team work! Leon and Reject wisely bail out the ring before they can fall victim to this hellish rampage. They each back up the entrance ramp, scowling at both Bo and their fallen teammates. COLE Its Bohemoth rounding out Team Alfix and they’re standing tall while Team Leject is lying down beat down! Team Alfix raises each other’s arm, and they celebrate with their newest member the Meterosexual Monster Bohemoth. FADE OUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
