alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2009 COLE And now, folks, we're gonna go on location to Toronto's uptown roll arena! It's time for the Skate or Die match for the OAOAST Heartland title! Cut to the rink, where a DJ is seen behind glass. [b]NOTE: Visual aid for the match. [img=http://i945.photobucket.com/albums/ad298/alfdoggOAOAST/rollarenamap.jpg] DJ Yo yo yo, ladies and gentlemen, a little somethin' special for y'all tonight! The OAOAST is in the house! The Heartland title is on the line! This is DJ AX, and I'm gonna introduce the participants! The participants are shown surrounding the rink, which already has people skating on it. DJ AX Show some love for the BURROUGH BOYS! Mariano! Luther! Waldo! Quincy! COLE And there's paying customers on this rink, Coach! Let's hope no one gets hurt here. COACH Of course not, Cole, this is a Heartland title match! DJ AX The Superheroes of Dance! Vinny Valentine! Biff Atlas! PANIC AT THE DISCO! Vinny does a little dance, as Tony Tourettes stands by, also wearing skates. DJ AX The man behind the mask! J-MAX! J-MAX raises his arms in the air. DJ AX Uno and Dos! The Voo Doo Daddies! LOS CONQUISTADORES! Uno and Dos are shown talking back and forth with Colombian Heat. DJ AX Yo, this girl's got a fever, and we got the cure! Anderson and Pigley, THE LOVE DOCTORS! The Docs do a dance as the ladies scream from the rink. DJ AX Someone be kind and donate a little change for DEADBEAT DAVE! Vinny and Biff clap as Dave holds his arms out. DJ AX The Bad Boy himself, COLOMBIAN HEAT! Heat throws up the "W". DJ AX No fightin' the law tonight, we got the V.I.C.E. squad in the house! CPA and Bosley, reppin' the Enterprise! Bosley talks smack to Todd Cortez. DJ AX "Urban Legend"...or just a Legend? TODD CORTEZ! Cortez pounds his chest and raises a fist in the air. DJ AX This is a Skate or Die match, but things are still getting deadly! From the Deadly Alliance, MR. DICK, and Mr. Heartland himself, SANDMAN9000! The DA members raise their arms. DJ AX And finally, our defending champion! He puts the "Heart" in Heartland, and the "Jam" in Jamaica! The OAOAST Heartland champion, DENZEL SPENCER! Denzel raises his arms, then DJ AX blows a horn and the combatants walk onto the rink, and begin to attempt to slug it out while on skates. Various songs play in the background, as some of the combatants start to gain speed around the rink. CPA and Bosley lift Heat onto their shoulders, with CPA holding him around the head and Bosley holding him around the waist. However, this leaves them open to a surging Denzel, who leaves his feet and flies into Heat, which causes CPA and Bosley to fall to the ground as well! COLE Nice move there by Denzel, as he's putting this environment to good use right away! Suddenly the track scratches, and [i]Black Sweat[/i] by Prince hits. COLE Oh wait, this is a familiar song... COACH Oh fuck, is that what I think it is? The camera cuts to the front door, where MISTER Warrior bursts through and pounds his chest. COACH DAMN it. MISTER Warrior rolls over to the half wall, and hops over it onto the rink. He gains speed around the rink while pumping his arms in the air, then floors Quincy with a clothesline! He then hits Biff! Waldo! Luther! Mariano! Dave! Vinny! He pounds his chest, then crashes waist-first into the half wall and flips over it into the carpeted area. COLE Well, that was exciting! MISTER Warrior then skates around the carpeted area, into the arcade, where Tony Tourettes is playing Tekken. Tony looks up, and sees Warrior. The two stare each other down briefly, then MISTER Warrior lets out a huge roar, which is returned by Tony. Both men then simultaneously pound their chests, and begin to engage in a Tekken battle while continuing to yell at nothing in particular. Meanwhile, CPA drags Denzel into the arcade with them, and lifts him overhead, then presses him onto a skeeball ramp! COLE Look at this, CPA looking to gain a pinfall on Denzel already! CPA grabs one of the skeeballs, and loads his hand with it, then drills the recovering Denzel with the GIGATON PUNCH~!!!!!11111 Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH All right, CPA! COLE And we've got a fall! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]MAN TO BEAT: CPA[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CPA gloats, until Sandman flies into the picture, hopping onto one of the round booths, then hopping into CPA with a dropkick! CPA stumbles back onto the floor, then Sandman lays roller skate stomps into his body as he lays on the ground. COACH Hey, Sandman's pretty good on those skates! Back to the rink, where the Burrough Boys all kind of stand out of the way at the wall. COLE And the Burrough Boys taking it easy over there right now! Cortez slugs it out with Sandman just outside the arcade, while CPA comes to and hammers away on Dr. Pigley. Vinny, Biff, and Dave work together on Colombian Heat, but Dr. Anderson comes to his aid (get it? lol), going to work on Dave. Heat fights his way back on Vinny and Biff, as Anderson makes his way over to help Pigley with CPA. The Love Docs execute a double slam on CPA! Bosley attempts to help his partner, but is met with right hands! The Docs then take off around the ramp, gaining speed, and floor Bosley with a double clothesline! COLE High-impact double clothesline! Meanwhile, J-MAX manages to climb onto the half wall, waiting on CPA, and hits him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And J-MAX with a fall on CPA! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Man to beat: J-MAX[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Burrough Boys are surrounding the foozball table as Luther and Waldo compete in a game. Meanwhile, Mr. Dick slides a Conquistador across the skate return counter into the back room, and follows him over. They slug it out, while Deadbeat Dave hammers away on J-MAX. The other Conquistador makes his way to the skate return booth shortly after. COLE I've just been informed that 5 minutes have passed in the match! Only 10 minutes remain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Oh shit, this match ain't even finished and its already awesome!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Denzel and Heat dive right into the Burrough Boys, which doesn't prove to be wise as the BB's quickly make it a 4-on-2 assault, with Mariano and Waldo hammering away on Denzel, and Luther and Quincy doubling up on Heat. Mariano and Waldo hold Denzel up against the lockers on the wall, while Luther sets up Heat for a battering ram, and Quincy gains speed on his skates and pushes the two towards Heat. However, Denzel manages to escape the grip, and Heat shoves Luther off into Mariano and Quincy! COLE The Burrough Boys had a big move set up there, but Heat and Denzel turned it around! Quincy makes another dash towards Heat, but he catches him with the momentum and shoves him into the other BB's! Heat makes his way over to Luther, and drags him into the women's bathroom, while Denzel works over Mariano. He drags Mariano to the concession stand, and they fight their way into the back. COLE Into the concession stands! Vinny and Biff work over J-MAX, scooping him up and dropping him across the half-wall! Vinny then makes his way to the concession stand, as Biff skates back up onto the carpet, then climbs onto the wall, and drops a leg across the back of the head of J-MAX! He then pulls himself to his feet, and drops a knee to the sternum for good measure, then covers... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Look at Biff FLY off that wall! COACH :rolleyes: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Man to beat: Biff Atlas[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biff celebrates, as we cut back to the concession stands to catch Denzel removing the slush puppy tank, and dumping the contents onto Vinny's head! VINNY AAAH! COLD! Vinny arches back and dances around in a circle as the icy beverage runs down his back. Seconds later, a familiar tune comes over the arena. [size=5][b]Cut to 6:54[/size][/b] [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ_ExkfcBao[/video] All the combatants (including MISTER Warrior and Tony Tourettes) as well as all the customers make their way to the rink and get in formation, then Denzel rolls into the scene front and center. The music hits, and everyone begins to dance. COLE Well, we thought we'd seen it all in the OAOAST, but this is a first! The Heartland title match has broken out in song and dance! The dancing continues, but once the lyrics kick in, Heat drills Biff with a PELE KICK~! and covers him... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH What a party pooper! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Man to beat: Colombian Heat[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The BB's pound on Heat, but the Love Docs quickly join in. The crowd moves over closer to the half-wall, where the Conquistadores climb onto the wall, and both jump on top of the seven-man pile! COLE Look at this! Vinny and Biff stand on the carpet on the other side of the half-wall, while Dave stands in front of the entrance door. Dave skates towards Vinny and Biff, picking up speed, and Vinny and Biff catch him, double-hiptossing him onto the pile of people! COACH Look at that teamwork! Sandman skates onto the rink and reaches over the wall, ramming Vinny and Biff's heads together, then climbs onto the wall, and does an ugly-looking backflip on top of the pile! COLE And Sandman with a moonsault attempt, tough to do with those skates on, but down goes the mass of people once again! As the people get up once again, Mr. Dick puts his arms around the shoulders of CPA and Bosley at the far end of the rink, and the two grab MD's head in a battering ram. The three men pick up their speed, charging into the group of combatants, and crash into everyone, as everyone falls to the ground! COLE Look at the carnage! DJ AX Five minutes left in the match! FIVE MINUTES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
