Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2009 We’re taken to a little corner of the backstage area where a PS3 rests next to a 52 inch television. On the walls are posters of various OAOAST Videogames throughout the year. The area is devoid of life. That is until [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/cd08bbe0.jpg] [b]Melody Nerdly[/b] jogs onto screen. MELODY Hello, hello, hello! Whew! (pant), I (pant) just got done (pant) with a marathon run of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and I am beat. Whew! I slaughtered some lame noobs with only a hunting knife. I stood there in front of them for ten seconds and they barely touched me. I’ve got a gift from the Xbox Live gods. I guess I’m getting side tracked. You can read about my Modern Warefare 2 exploits on my blog. For now, we’ve got No Homo pictures and profiles coming at you! [b]KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN[/b] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/6bc7cc05.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/1bb4e49c.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/fe73a535.jpg] ~~~~~~~~ [b]KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN[/b] [b]Overall[/b]: 97 [b]Abilities[/b]: Move thief, taunt thief, seduce, humiliate, durability, invincible rampage, kip up, fan favorite, outside dive MELODY Even hotter in a videogame than she is in real life! Don’t try to beat her though, if you do your system shuts down, and these OAOAST lawyers come and confiscate it! [b]LOGAN MANN[/b] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/eb16f294.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/21187d47.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/2569f928.jpg] ~~~~~~ [b]LOGAN MANN[/b] [b]Overall[/b]: 86 [b]Abilities[/b]: Kip up, hammer throw, Strong strike MELODY Grrrrrrrrr, Logan Mann. I’ll have fun powerbombing him in the all new tables match. Or maybe lighting bushy hair on fire in the inferno match. If only he was in Star Wars Unleashed I could chop his hand off with a light sabre. You’re not my faaaaaaaather!!!!!! This is a WDW show, and because of that we’ve got sneak peeks at Jumbo, and Chris Stevens who’s available to purchase for $2.99 on PSN and Xbox Live. [b]CHRIS STEVENS VS JUMBO[/b] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/a1566c5a.jpg] [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/508ee1e1.jpg] ZZZZZIP! Suddenly the screen goes black and the PS3 shuts down MELODY Oh great, a power failure. Why couldn’t I have this problem when I was on the elevator with Spencer Reiger? We could’ve traded Pokemon, said funny quotes from Monty Python…. Interrupting Melody’s geekdom fantasies is the famillar but rarely seen face of [b]Lindsay Gonzales[/b]. Melody looks confused, neither recognizing who she is nor knowing why she interrupted her game. LINDSAY It wasn’t a power outage. All the other lights would’ve gone off to. For a nerd you sure are dumb. MELODY Who are you? LINDSAY :huh: Who…who…who…am…I? Was that your question? MELODY Yeah, you kind of look familiar. LINDSAY Of course I do, I’m Lindsay Gonzalez! MELODY The name sounds familiar…. LINDSAY I led the Lightening Crew to greatness! I was the woman behind the success of those idiots! I dated PRL and married Popick! MELODY Jesus, you married Popick. Why don’t you marry Magneto if you want to marry a major d-bag. Why’d you unplug my game anyway? I was about to romance Spencer Reiger in my created story. But, you ruined it! LINDSAY I unplugged it to make a statement. MELODY That you want to corrupt my save data? You can’t turn off a PS3 when the HDD light is flashing! Everyone knows that to be a fact. LINDSAY I don’t care about you or your stupid games! I came back for the OAOAST Women’s Title. I cleaned Popick out in the divorce and put that loser on the streets for good. I’ve got plenty off money and plenty of things off his money, but what I want the most I can’t buy. I want the women’s title to complete my collection of expensive hard to find accessories. It’d make the perfect conversation piece. MELODY Then don’t bother me, go to Morgan she’s the champ. Lindsay scowls at Melody’s disrespectful tone. Unable and unwilling to continue the argument, Lindsay simply shoves the PS3 onto the floor, breaking it into pieces. MELODY My system! My PS3! LINDSAY Like I said, I’m making a statement. Lindsay leaves Melody to mourn the loss of her favorite piece of videogame hardware. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
