X-PAC JOBS TO UP AND COMING TALENT!

[Guest JerryDrake]

In HWA! X-Pac jobs cleanly to Jaime Knoble! From Rajah.

 

Match two was Jamie Noble vs XPac. XPac looked pretty good in the ring.

XPac wanted to talk to the fans but the speaker system stunk, so he

couldn't do anything. A lot of out-of-the-ring action, and most of the

offense was on XPac's side. Eventually Noble got a rollup into a small

package for the pin. Afterwards, XPac raised Noble's hand in a show of

respect, more or less, giving him his props.

 

Good for you Waltman!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

He knows that his boys are back in town and the IC belt can't be far behind.

[Guest Tony149]

X-Pac probably gets his job back from Jamie, soon.

[Guest Anglesault]

Silly, Waltman just did that because only 13.5 people saw it.

[Guest JerryDrake]

LOL i knew it, Waltman jobs, and you people turn it into a bad thing.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Does that make Noble the Lightheavyweight Champion?

[Guest JerryDrake]

No.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Damn

[Guest Tony149]

If Knoble ever gets called up...the first thing he'll do is get beat up by the nWo.

[Guest JerryDrake]

or raped by Bradshaw.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Which is worse?

[Guest Tony149]

Knoble looks like a baby Benoit. So it's possible.

[Guest JerryDrake]

Bradshaw rapping, id rather get beaten down by main eventers, then have some texan dick up my ass.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

But I don't think getting beat up by my grampa is cool...

[Guest Tony149]

I would take the beating from the nWo. I would beg Hogan to give me a legdrop. Hogan does and breaks his hip. He starts to scream "You know something brother. I think I broke my hip, dude. Get him boys!" I run away from Nash (Nash has bad knees) and tell Hall last call at the bar.

[Guest JerryDrake]

Heres NWO beatdown!

 

Hogan legdrops me! I NO SELL IT! Nash takes 1 hour to get accross the ring to get me, he would ask Hall to get me but he passed out drunk. I no sell Nashes offence then WHAM! Kick in the nuts! Nash is rolling on the mat holding his nuts, and Hogan runs after me but breaks a hip.

 

I BEAT THE NWO! The fans chant Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! just like off springer!

[Guest Tony149]

Heres NWO beatdown!

 

Hogan legdrops me! I NO SELL IT! Nash takes 1 hour to get accross the ring to get me, he would ask Hall to get me but he passed out drunk. I no sell Nashes offence then WHAM! Kick in the nuts! Nash is rolling on the mat holding his nuts, and Hogan runs after me but breaks a hip.

 

I BEAT THE NWO! The fans chant Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! just like off springer!

Hogan then says he's been sleeping with Kevin Nash's dog. Hall reveals he married a beer bottle. And Nash tells the world he's really Stephanie's boy-friend. HHH reveals he has no heat.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Is this Vince Russo?

[Guest Tony149]

It's a swerve, baby!

[Guest RickyB]

Why does everyone hate X-Pac?  He's worked his ass off since the early 90's and he's a good Wrestler... so tell me, why?

[Guest Anglesault]

Correction, X-Pac worked his ass of IN the early 90's. For the last 3 years he has been the laziest piece of shit on earth (tm, Kevin Nash Inc.)

[Guest Tony149]

X-Pac can still work when he wants to. Most of the time he's lazy. Plus, he's one of the few who can fly first class.

[Guest Ghast]

X-Pac sucks. no one wants his scrawny ass back. But why is everyone making a big deal about him jobbing? It's not like he complains about it like Undertaker.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Silly, Waltman just did that because only 13.5 people saw it.

This, and JerryDrake's Avatar reminds me of a Chris Rock joke...

 

"So did you know that black people have an average of two kids while whites have 2.5 kids.  I mean, my parents heard that and said that if the white folks could have half a kid, then they definetly could.  Eighteen kids later, they realized they were wrong."

 

I'm a really bad paraphraser when it comes to stuff that happened two years ago, so just imagine it being a little funnier than how I described it.

 

And just so I'm not accused of going off topic, X-Pac sucks.

[Guest Army Eye]

Was he getting X-Pac heat, guys?  I assume you can tell just by reading the match results.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

X-Pac can still work when he wants to. Most of the time he's lazy. Plus, he's one of the few who can fly first class.

Shouldn't it be "Plus, he's one of the few who can fly first class without being raped by Bradshaw"?

 

Wow, and I thought someone else would've made that joke before me.

[Guest Ghast]

Army Eye are you trying to be a dick again? Everyone hates PAc, you do too. You know it.

[Guest jaxlmorrison]

I thought X-Pac really turned it up when the WCW boyz came in......he had an especially good match with Tajiri.

[Guest Army Eye]

sorry.. was just trying to call on the omnipotence of the smarks

[Guest Tony149]

I wonder how many know what omnipotence means.