OAOAST Syndicated 3/3/10

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***Vinny Valentine Vs Simon Singleton W/Molly Nerdly***

This contest was booked to determine who would face Alix for the US Title on HeldDOWN~! The early portions of the contest belonged to Simon as he easily out wrestled Vinny Valentine. The middle section of the contest wasn’t any kinder to Vinny as Simon seemed on the way to victory. Unfortunately while SS may have been able to out wrestle Vinny, he couldn’t out cheat him. A shot to the lower part of his stomach by Singleton, caused Vinny to act as if he was low blowed. The referee, tricked by V-Squared, called for an immediate DQ.

 

Winner: Vinny Valentine, via DQ

 

HOT NEWS this week: the decision to overturn the CAE's tag title win at the Nerdly Spectacular. It was ruled the LDC Moneygang had been disqualified prior to the pinfall occurring, which went unnoticed as Clem Buzzlefoxer struggled to re-enter the ring after being shoved out by Spencer Reiger. A rematch was announced for HeldDOWN~! Promos from both teams followed, with the LDC Moneygang running down the CAE and the CAE promising to bring home the gold... again.

 

Reject is walking backstage, when he spots Malaysia Nerdly. He approaches her, and lets her know that despite what happened with Mr. Dick, none of the Deadly Alliance members had a problem with her, and in fact would like her to stay on with the group if she so chose. Reject said he would give her a choice, and that he would understand if she chose to stay with MD. He told her to think about it, and give him an answer on HeldDOWN~!

 

With no one to interview for the next segment Alix and Maya were forced to resort to drastic measures! Instead of asking the 10 different champions on the roster, Alix and Maya sent out a search party to find the most interesting subject . That interesting subject was Tony Tourettes. Tony explained to the two how he found new digs in the basement of a library in New York. He said his wife was complaining but his kids get a great education with the ability to read any book they want! Better yet the space heater made a fantastic stove! And the numerous cockraoaches make a tasty after dinner treat! Plus he’s able to cop wings from the local Chinese place around the corner that everyone thinks is frying rats.

 

***MARIACHI Vs ABDULLAH ABIR NERDLY W/QUIZ***

 

A poor start damned his holiness as Mariachi was able to inflict horrible humiliation with a dry humping escapade! AAN was so spooked by the assault he made a hasty attempt to escape. But Mariachi caught hold of him, and delivered swift justice with a fierce beating. Interference from Quiz afforded Abdullah Abir Nerdly with the chance to take over the contest. However that window of opportunity slammed shut with doomful quickness. Mariachi then struck gold with the Martinete (Cradle Tombstone Piledriver)! This signature attack earned him a pinfall victory.

 

Winner: Mariachi, via pinfall

 

Post match did not treat Mariachi quite as well. Quiz stormed into the ring to lay down a ferocious beating. The mauling ended with Quiz hitting the Pop Quiz (running powerbomb) and sending Mariachi flying over the top rope. Paramedics rushed to ringside to treat the fallen luchadore as Quiz gloated over his accomplishment.