Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2010 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen it is time to decide the OAOAST WOMEN’S CHAMPION! A buzz starts to sound out through the crowd at the announcement by Buffer, fans beginning to stand from their chairs on all sides of the arena. But this buzz is immediately obliterated as Kanye West’s Diamonds Are Forever captures the Vegas air. [i] Diamonds are forever They won't leave in the night I've no fear that they might Desert me Diamonds are forever (forever, forever) Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe Diamonds are forever (forever, forever, forever) The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme. Forever ever? Forever ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever?......[/i] [B]BOOOOOOOOM![/B] Fiery white pyro explodes furiously in front of the twin video towers that display Crystal’s image. Between the smoky haze that fills the Roman style entrance way, Crystal emerges through the opened gates. Her icy blue eyes stare at the booing audience with immense disdain. COLE For the first time in four years Crystal steps into the OAOAST ring and she does it with the promise to retire the Women’s Title should she win it. Morgan is fighting not only for herself but for the entire OAOAST. Wearing black tights with diamonds on the side and a silver tanktop with her name emblazoned across the front, Crystal makes a confident stride down the entrance ramp. The look of disgust for the OAOAST Marks gathered for Anglemania never once leaves her face. BUFFER Hailing from Coquitlam, British Columbia, she weighs in at 150 lbs, the self proclaimed Crown Jewel of the OAOAST, she is a former OAOAST World Champion, she is CRYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Crystal dives into the ring as boos trail her arrival. She steps onto the third turnbuckle and takes another fierce glare at an audience that continues to send hatred into the Vegas sky. COACH The lack of respect shown my BABY GURL~! is disgusting as all hell, Mikey. These suckas need to wise up and show love for the girl that paved the way for all the chicks in the OAOAST. The powerfully bombastic symbols of [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJ7b4WJ9Ok"]“This Is How I Disappear”[/url] fight their way into the Cesar’s Palace arena The fans murmur with anticipation and glee over the petite danger that’s soon to make a gigantic presence. COLE Its that time! [i][color="#00BFFF"][b]GO! To un-explain the unforgivable, Drain all the blood and give the kids a show. By streetlight this dark night, A séance down below. There are things that I have done, You never should ever know! And without you is how I disappear, And live my life alone forever now. And without you is how I disappear, And live my life alone forever now[/b].[/color][/i] Booming bolts of electricity fall onto stage from the overhanging scaffold throwing sparks into the air and sending the roman guards scattering for their lives. The video towers fill with images of flashing electricity as the entrance stage lies carpeted with blue light. The scaffold sends its final bolt of electricity, the most powerful one yet! Ripping her way through the unguarded gates is the lethal champion, earning a large reception from the standing audience. Morgan wears a pinstriped booty shorted romper over her tiny frame. She chews on her blond hair nervously, and watches the crowd with the same frightened look they give her. COLE The Tiny Terror from Edmonton arrives into a second Anglemania! Unlike her first where she was the challenger, Morgan Nerdly arrives a tested challenger. But she faces an OAOAST Legend, and her toughest challenge yet. Crystal the female phenom. Morgan hurriedly moves down the entrance ramp, keeping her eyes on the ground and away from the vile stare of her challenger. BUFFER And the champion….she hails from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada! Prepare for Shock and Awe from MOOORGAAAAAAAN NEEEEEERRDDDDDDDLY! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” [i][color="#00BFFF"][b]Can you hear me cry out to you? Words I thought I'd choke on figure out. I'm really not so with you anymore. I'm just a ghost, So I can't hurt you anymore, So I can't hurt you anymore. And now, you wanna see how far down I can sink? Let me go, fuck! So, you can, well now so, you can I'm so far away from you. Well now so, you can[/b].[/color][/i] Morgan gets into the ring and stands on the first rope, while leaning over the second. She casts a quizzical glance at the audience, almost childlike in its odd innocence. COLE An all Canadian matchup here at Anglemania, sponsored by Little Cesar’s Pizza. [b]DING DING DING[/b] The contest begins with the upstart champion engaging in a lockup with the OAOAST legend. The battle is furious and spirited, as Crystal’s strength fails her, allowing Morgan to shove her into the ropes. The former world champion immediately demands a clean break, which referee Mike Chioda is quick to give her. Morgan backs away from her foe, nervously locking down her gaze upon the Canadian. Crystal buys herself time, stalking across the ring and looking out at the unreceptive Vegas audience. COLE Crystal taking a major gamble here in the gambling city of the world, trusting that her ring rust won’t complicate her title hunt. Crystal draws Morgan towards her with a lockup. But as Morgan approaches her, Crystal swings behind her to trap her inside a waistlock. Crystal attempts to lift the petite Nerdly girl into a German suplex, but the champion holds her ground. Even more frustrating for Crystal is when Morgan wheels behind her to acquire a waislock over her own. The audience cheers this as Crystal groans in annoyance. She soon groans in pain as Morgan takes her down with an amateur style throw. Morgan then swings to her front, attempting to lock Crystal’s head inside her arms. But this task is a failed one; Crystal grabs hold of Morgan’s arm and traps her inside an armbar. COACH That’s my girl! COLE I thought Lindsay Gonzalez was your girl. COACH They’re all my girls. COLE You wish! Morgan calls upon all her strength to begin pushing Crystal onto her back to create a pinning situation… ONE! TWO! Crystal is forced to kickout, a move that costs her her armbar as well. She scrambles to her feet, but soon finds the bare arms of Morgan circling around her head. Morgan wrenches at Crystal’s neck, but can’t hold her down for very long as she’s shoved to the ropes. However when she returns she’s able to catch Crystal off guard with a diving forearm! “YEAAAAAAAAAAA!” As that attack treated her so well, Morgan makes another run of the ropes. But on her bounce back her luck fails her with Crystal catching her with a DDT! “BOOOOOOOOO! All of Caesar’s Palace jeers with Crystal dusting her hands off in accomplishment. While the fans continue to deride her, Crystal picks Morgan up and shoots her into the ropes. Morgan’s thrown back and sent hurtling through the Vegas sky with a back body drop over the cables. Thankfully for the champion, she’s able to come down on her platform heels. An annoyed challenger rushes her, but gets a taste of one of those platform boots for her troubles. Morgan then slingshots herself over the top rope and connects with a body press onto her fellow Canadian. COLE Morgan’s showing no fear of Crystal. None whatsoever! Crystal comes to her feet, trying to shake the cobwebs lose and blocking out the Nevada sun with her hands. All this preoccupation leaves her to be struck with ferocious kicks from the champion. Crystal is hobbeled by these devastating strikes and Morgan is easily able to ensnare her in an inverted facelock. She lifts Crystal up for a Curtain Call type move, but finds that the challenger is a hard catch to keep. The former world champion slides herself out and quickly captures Morgan inside a rear waistlock. She shoves Morgan into the ropes expecting to gain an easy roll up. But the champion showcases impressive ring presence by latching onto the cables. This causes a very upset Crystal to roll backwards. When she stands she becomes even more nettled by little Morgan nailing her with a dropkick! COLE Beautiful dropkick from a beautiful champion. Morgan whips her hair away from her baby blue eyes and attempts a pinfall.. ONE! TWO! Crystal makes a timely kickout. “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” COACH These idiots lost for thinking a dropkick would put away a former world champion in this day and age. COLE Stranger things have happened, especially in the OAOAST. Morgan brings Crystal towards her feet, merely to snapmare her back to the ground. An elbow almost finds its mark, but Crystal quickly slides out the way. Morgan holds her sore arm close to her stomach as she groans her agony. Unsympathetic to Morgan’s plight, Crystal yanks her upright and attempts an irish whip to the corner. But Morgan expertly reverses the hold, and its Crystal who crashes into the cold steel of the ring posts. Adding further problems for Crystal is Morgan smashing against her face with a body splash! COLE The OAOAST Galaxy watching on as these two beautiful and deadly combatants lock horns for the OAOAST Women’s Title. COACH It’s only a matter of time before MAH GURL~! Crystal kicks it into overdrive and overpowers Morgan. Morgan grabs onto Crystal’s arm and throws her into the opposite corner. After tossing her hair out her eyes, Morgan makes another dash to Crystal. But this time she’s caught by an elbow from the ultra talented challenger. Morgan stumbles backwards, her hands finding her sore jaw. She’s then knocked to the ground courtesy of a running lariat from Crystal. As Morgan huddles up in pain and fear, Crystal stands above her dusting her hands off. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Morgan finds her way back upright with relative quickness. Unfortunately all this does is allow her to be easily trapped inside a front facelock. Crystal then whips her backwards with a vertical suplex and floats over into a pinfall… ONE TWO! Morgan makes a last second kickout! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Frustrated with the kickout, Crystal hastily takes herself to the ropes. She returns wielding an elbow smash, but Morgan succeeds in gobbling her up into a small package. Chioda hits the mat to count the pinfall… ONE! TWO! Crystal rolls herself out the pin , causing the Nevada fans to strike her with jeers. Ignoring their hatred and cruel words, the former women’s champion slides herself beneath the ropes to the apron. Although slightly nervous, Morgan still follows her to the edge of the ring. She clamps down on her opponent in a front facelock and brings her to her feet to attempt a suplex. But the strength of Crystal wins out and she’s able to suplex Morgan to the outside! Morgan’s tiny body crashes in a broken heap on the blue Anglemania logo canvas, causing the front row fans to shriek in worry. COLE Oh my! COACH Oh yes! My baby is coming home with the gold. Morgan holds her knee and cries and pain, as Crystal leans over the ropes and yells at her to return to the ring. COLE Crystal’s a veteran she knows she can’t win the title by countout. Realizing that Morgan isn’t moving any faster, Crystal departs the ring to fetch her. Grabbing onto a pin stripped booty shorted romper Crystal lifts her up and throws her into the ring. She follows her inside and then drops a knee on the exposed part of Morgan’s stomach. A pinfall then follows…. ONE! TWO! Morgan throws her shoulder off the canvas! “YEAAAAAAAAAAA!“ COLE Only two, but oh my, what a close two it was. Crystal and Morgan roll upright with Crystal taking shots at Morgan’s bare stomach. But the champion returns fire with painful intent, doubling Crystal over with elbow strikes. This allows Morgan to take Crystal into a standing head scissors. She then proceeds to wow the Anglemania audience with a deadly sitout powerbomb! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Big move from a little girl! Chioda counts the ensuing pinfall… ONE! TWO! Crystal lifts her shoulder off the mats to keep her title hopes alive. “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” the fans tell the official. Morgan grabs onto Crystal’s short and curled hair and begins yanking her off the canvas. But she’s countered with a jawbreaker! Several kicks strike Morgan’s exposed chest and leave her wobbly and struggling to remain upright. The pressure is kept on the champion as Crystal throws her into the corner. The challenger then shoots in with a running lariat! But Morgan slides out the way, leaving Crystal to crash into the posts. The challenger stumbles backwards and finds herself thrown to the canvas by a running knee from the champion! “YEAAAAAAAA!” the fans cheer in delight as Morgan seems a little exhausted from Crystal’s earlier assault. Despite being the one attacked, Crystal is fast to her feet. She attacks Morgan with a bombardment of jabs before hooking her into a front facelock. She then signals for the end, which earns boos from the jam packed venue. But thankfully for them and Morgan, the petite Nerdly is able to stave off defeat with a release Northern Lights suplex! COLE I don’t think Crystal expected this tough a battle here in Vegas. COACH Its only a matter of time before her experience wins out over Morgan’s youth and fear. Coach may yet be proven correct as a running Morgan is upended over the cables by a back body drop from Crystal. “OOOOOOOOOH!” the fans recoil as Morgan is forced into a brutally agonizing landing on the outside mats. Morgan rolls into the guardrail, grabbing onto it in an effort to try and cope with the pain that shoots through her knee. COLE It looks like Morgan’s knee has again taken the brunt of the landing. Morgan tries to slowly climb back into the ring, but she’s struck back down by a right cross from her opponent. Morgan lands on her feet, but is hobbled by her aching knee. This permits Crystal with a chance to attack. And she capitalizes on it by leaping over the ropes and nailing Morgan with a body splash! COLE What a move by Crystal! The front row fans give Crystal a hearty thumbs down as she admires her handiwork. She then plants her black boots into Morgan’s leg, furthering the spread of pain through her leg. COLE That backbody drop took the wind out of Morgan and severely hurt her knee. I think the tide of this match may have changed and its possible Crystal may be retiring with that Women’s Title belt, sorry to say. Crystal gets the audience buzzing in anticipation as she climbs onto the third turnbuckle. She points to Morgan and makes a throat slashing gesture that gains boos from the fans. COLE I think a gesture like that should be an automatic fine. It has no place in the OAOAST. COACH You softer than burger buns, b. Crystal takes so long to execute any type of offensive attack that Morgan, weak knee and all, is able to make a slow rise onto the turnbuckles. This does not help her very much, however. Crystal greets her arrival with an anger driven round of elbows to the back of Morgan’s head. The champion whimpers as her head is violently snapped back and forth and a headache quickly settles in. COLE Crystal is just demolishing poor Morgan atop that turnbuckle. COACH That’s world champ know how, Mikey, shown by my baby girl. Crystal eventually hits Morgan with enough force to send her tumbling away. The injured champion lands stomach first across the top cable, bringing a smile to Crystal’s face. This smile widens as she leaps off the turnbuckle and smashes Morgan’s head with a guillotine leg drop! Morgan falls over to the canvas, wrecked by the pain Crystal has inflicted upon her. COLE A full extension by Crystal just drives that leg into Morgan’s head. Crystal pulls Morgan to the center of the ring and jack knives her for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! THR-NO MORGAN KICKSOUT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE That was close! We were just a second away from seeing a new and possibly final OAOAST Women’s champion. Crystal rakes Morgan off the canvas and proceeds to pepper her with left jabs. But Morgan shows great fighting sprit and comes back with jabs of her own! Crystal then takes a swing with a haymaker but eats a spinning back first before she can connect with the attack. “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans sing as Morgan limps to the corner. Fighting through the pain in her knee, the teenage champ begins working her way to the top rope. COACH I’m not sure this is a good idea for Morgan. COLE She’s taking a major risk. Morgan nervously chews on her hair as she settles herself atop the turnbuckles. Finally she flies forward with a body splash! But the former world champion slides out the way and Morgan lands with thudding splat onto the Anglemania logo canvas. “OOOOOOOOOOH!” the fans are none to happy to over Morgan’s catastrophic miss. As Morgan howls in agony, Crystal takes a moment to recollect her thoughts and breath. Leaving behind her suffering opponent to be attended to by Chioda, Crystal begins her own trek to the top rope. She makes another crowd angering throat slash gesture as a crippled Morgan makes her way to her feet. Crystal then flies forward with a body press that shoves Morgan to the ground! COLE A pinfall! ONE! TWO! Morgan pops out the pinall, bringing joy to all of Las Vegas! COLE I thought that might have been it. Crystal was so close to becoming an OAOAST champion once again. Crystal gets to her feet and takes a run to the ropes. Morgan begins standing upright, but this is a poor idea as Crystal shoots her body low to smack Morgan’s weak knee with a shoulder tackle. Crystal then slides on top of Morgan for a crucial pinfalll…. ONE! COACH New champ! TWO! Morgan throws her shoulders off the canvas, earning a great response from the audience. The frustration level grows for Crystal, and she angrily berates the referee for a perceived slow count. This allows Morgan to sneak behind her, hook onto her legs and school girl her to the ground… ONE! TWO! Crystal sldies out the pinfall, and continues her argument with Chioda. This time Morgan isn’t so kind in her offensive attacks. She grabs onto Crystal’s head and then rushes forward to drive her skull into the canvas with a bulldog! She looks painfully at the referee, almost as if she were asking if that was an ok move to execute. Receiving no rebuke, she decides to take a risk and begins a slow climb to the top rope. There she glances fearfully at the world around her. This moment of trepidation proves costly as Crystal pushes the ropes, causing Morgan to impale herself on the top turnbuckle. This leads a gloating Crystal to step up towards Morgan. She gives the champion an insulting slap in the face before throwing her backwards with a deadly belly to belly suplex! COLE Oh my! VINTAGE Crystal! Assuming that she has an easy three count, Crystal rolls Morgan onto her back for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! THRE----MORGAN WITH ANOTHER KICKOUT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans scream as Crystal stares down the referee with an exasperated expression Crystal picks Morgan up and shoots her into a corner. Upon hitting the posts with tremendous force, Morgan staggers out towards the center of the ring. There Crystal grabs her neck and swings her around with a brutal necbreaker! Crystal then hooks both of Morgan’s legs for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Morgan kicksout! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans cheer as Crystal pounds the mat in rage. Grumbling to herself over her failed pinfall, she elevates to the top rope. “UP!” she screams at Morgan, and the littlest Nerdly girl does just that. With Morgan fully upright Crystal dives forward with a body press! But Morgan catches Crystal within her arms! With her weakened legs about to give out from under her, Morgan quickly shifts Crystal onto her shoulders. “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans are well aware of what’s forthcoming. Morgan throws Crystal to her side and connects with the [b]Shock & Awe[/b] (F-U)! COLE She nailed it! She nailed it! An exhausted Morgan makes a pinfall attempt… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! COLE Yes! Yes! Yes! DING DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner and still OAOAST Women’s Champion….MORGAN NERDLY! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Morgan falls to the canvas, barely able to believe she’s made a successful title defense. For one rare moment in time a smile as bright as any sunrise appears on the relieved champion’s cute face. She giggles to herself, assured that the worst threat she’s ever faced has been vaniqushed. NOW I’M THAT [color="#FF0000"]BITCH[/color] NOW I’M THAT [color="#FF0000"]BITCH[/color] NOW I’M THAT [color="#FF0000"]BITCH[/color] NOW I’M THAT [color="#FF0000"]BITCH[/color] COLE What is this?! Receiving heat that burns as hot as the Vegas sun, [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/4771579f.jpg] [b]HOLLY[/b] and Josie Baker appear on stage. JOSIE Congratulations, Morgan Nerdly! You have once again won at Anglemania, and you’ve successfully retained your Women’s Title. But. COLE But? JOSIE But the OAOAST is all about unpredictability, aren’t we? And what’s more unpredictable than announcing Holly as the number one contender for the OAOAST Women’s Title? COLE Holly now set to meet Morgan perhaps this week on HeldDOWN or at the Motor City Spectacular. JOSIE I’ll tell you what’s more unpredictable than that! Her facing Morgan Nerdly right now for the OAOAST Women’s title! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” JOSIE Holly, I believe you have a title match to get to. HOLLY (Beep)in gladly. As the audience finds their loudest jeers of this contest, a smirking Holly finds her way to ringside. COLE This isn’t right. This isn’t right! Morgan is helped to her feet by the referee, but she can hardly stand. She leans against the ring posts, heavy hearted and bone weary. Holly hasn’t much sympathy for Morgan as she impatiently bounces on her army boots and demands the contest to begin. DING DING DING Holly rushes across the ring and fires off right hands against Morgan’s face. The champion can do little to defend herself, and clumsily topples over to the canvas. Holly sees this as her opportunity to strike gold, and eagerly makes a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Morgan fires her shoulder off the canvas, bringing relief to the hearts of the audience. COLE I can’t get over how unfair this is. Morgan is being screwed, and you know it, Coach. COACH Its unpredictable, baby, that’s what the OAOAST is all about! Furious over Morgan’s kickout, Holly uses her army boots to powerfully batter the younger champion. She targets Morgan’s head, leaving the young girl whimpering in anguish. Holly assumes that Morgan’s championship reign as at an end, and pulls her to her feet to bring upon its demise. She tightens her into a front facelock, grabs onto her left leg, and then swings her around for The Mirage! COLE Wrong hotel, right move as Holly goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! THRE-MORGAN KICKSOUT! “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” Holly holds up her two fingers, staring at them as she can hardly fathom how Morgan made her narrow escape. COACH You want to talk about something not being right, that’s not right that had to be three! Holly firmly agrees with Coach and expresses her disturbance in the most profane way she can imagine. HOLLY You mother(beep) (beep)sucking (beep) ass bastard! You (beep) better learn how to count to (beep) three you ignorant mother(beep) shithead! COLE Oh my! Holly rips Morgan off the canvas, and captures her inside another front facelock. HOLLY Vegas! Its (beep)ing over! With that announcement, Holly swings Morgan around and connects with a second Mirage! The referee falls into position to count the pinfall… ONE! TWO! THREE! COLE My god no! Holly leaps to her feet and throws her fist through the air in triumph, as Another Body Murdered cues up over sound system. BUFFER Your winner and new OAOAST Women’s Champion…..HOLLLYYYYYYYY! COLE My god what has happened here tonight?! Holly grabs the belt out the referee’s hand and [i]kicks[/i] him to the ground. She then falls to her knees and raises the title into the air, as Josie applauds with firm satisfaction on the entrance stage. COLE Let’s throw it up to our special guest interviewer Ryan Seacrest. [img=http://www.gossipcheck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ryan-seacrest.jpg] RYAN SEACREST stands on the entrance stage with a still applauding Josie. RYAN Josie, you look fabulous tonight. JOSIE That means a lot thank you. RYAN What motivated this decision to give Holly and immediate title shot? JOSIE I’m unpredictable, Ryan, just the same way the OAOAST is. Sometimes you have to shake up the status quo. I suppose that’s what I did. RYAN It had nothing to do with your personal grudge with Morgan? JOSIE It had everything to do with my grudge against Morgan. And I do mean everything. RYAN But is it fair? JOSIE Of course not! But life isn’t fair, and Morgan of all people knows that very well. Now, just enjoy the rest of the show, Ryan. You’re our guest, have a good time! RYAN I most certainly will! Michael, its all your’s. COLE Damn I wish I was his lover. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
