alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2010 *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by an official of the OAOAST, that the following match, will be NO HOLDS BARRED![/i] *crowd cheers* COLE Wow. That's a huge announcement! COACH I gotta think that favors the champion, Reject! The intro to Motley Crue's [i]Motherfucker of the Year[/i] hits, and the crowd comes to its feet. [b]I'm just the bone in your side, The disrespect in your eye, I can't control myself.[/b] Mr. Dick walks through the curtains, hearing the cheers of the Vegas crowd. [b]I'm like the stain in your drain, I'm taking over your brain, 'Cuz I can't help myself.[/b] COLE Mister Dick on the way for the biggest match of his career! COACH And quite possibly the [i]last[/i] match! COLE You know, Coach, I don't know that I agree that Reject is the one benefiting here from the NHB stipulation, because this now prevents him from saving his title on a DQ or a count-out! COACH Oh please, Cole, it was never going to come to that! Do you really think that after all the talking Reject's done, talking about how he wants respect, that he's going to come out here and take the easy way out like that? Get real. No Holds Barred, that just means Reject is not restricted in the amount of torture he deals out to Jock Mulligan! Mr. Dick goes through his theatrics in the ring as his pyro goes off. [i]Final Ride[/i] by TRU hits, and the boos fill Vegas as Reject makes his way through the curtains and walks to the ring. COACH And you know, Reject was right earlier, too! Do you think for one minute that Jock would be in the main event of AngleMania right now if it weren't for the Deadly Alliance taking him in? He'd be in some undercard six-man match with Biff Atlas and Jumbo! The Deadly Alliance made this guy, and tonight Reject's going to extract his debts! Reject climbs into the ring, as Buffer preps himself. BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...it is now time, for the main event matchup of the evening! Tonight, two former associates turned bitter rivals, will do battle in this very ring. One man seeking glory, one man seeking respect...in this match, for the Heavyweight championship of the WORLD! *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Introducing first, to my left, the challenger![/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]He hails from San Antonio, Texas, and weighs in at 238 pounds! One of the hottest, young rising stars in the business today, and tonight, he has the chance to take that final step against his former mentor. Ladies and gentlemen...the challenger...MISSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]And ladies and gentlemen, to my right, his opponent.[/i] *crowd boos* BUFFER [i]He hails from the Bronx, and weighs in at 232 and 1/2 pounds! A man who over the last six months has solidified himself as a top star in the business, and tonight, he makes his first appearance as the centerpiece of the grandest event of them all. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the leader of the Deadly Alliance...the reigining TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E EEEECT!!!!![/i] Reject poses as the crowd boos. BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the time has arrived. ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Las Vegas, Nevada...ARRRRRRRRRRE YOUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Las Vegas, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] Reject and MD meet in mid-ring, and have a staredown. As the flashbulbs go off, Reject removes the belt and hands it to the referee, who raises it in the air, and calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* The two men continue to stare down, until Reject lets a sizeable wad of spit fly into MD's face! COLE The ultimate act of disrespect from Reject! COACH Like Reject said, if that's the game Jock Mulligan wants to play, two can play at that game! MD backs off and puts his hands on his hips, looking out into the crowd, then wipes his face off, and connects with a right hand! COLE And here we go! The two men exchange fists, with MD getting the better of the exchange. He backs Reject into a corner, then whips him hard across, and catches him with a backdrop! COLE And Mr. Dick taking the advantage in the early going! MD backs Reject into another corner, and begins to hammer away, but Reject goes to the eyes and turns it around. Reject delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! MD turns it back around, though, and starts drilling him with rights once again. He whips him across, and this time clotheslines him down. When Reject gets to his feet, MD meets him with a DISCUS PUNCH~!, sending Reject backwards over the top to the floor! COLE And Reject sent to the outside! MD follows Reject outside, and hammers away on him, then drops him chest-first on the guardrail! MD rolls back inside, and Reject slowly follows, but when he sticks his head through the ropes, MD grabs it and drops down to the mat, executing a necksnap on the ropes! Reject falls back to the outside, and MD goes out once again, stomping away at him, then ramming him into the steel steps! COLE It's been all Mr. Dick in the early going here, maybe Reject wasn't giving [i]him[/i] enough respect! COACH Hey, there's still a long way to go in this match, Cole! Just wait! MD and Reject brawl into the timekeeper's table, where Reject gets hold of a chair and jams it into the gut of MD! COLE And Reject with a chair! Remember, this match is now No Holds Barred! Reject then measures MD, and lays a chairshot into the back! COLE Big shot to the back! Reject tosses MD back inside, and rolls inside with the chair. MD ends up in a corner, and Reject charges with the chair raised overhead, but eats MD's boot! COLE MD able to avoid another shot with that steel chair! MD picks up Reject and executes a back suplex onto the chair! COLE And now Reject dropped right onto the steel chair! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! MD stomps away on Reject until he falls to the outside, then follows him out, but Reject quickly recovers and meets him with a clothesline! Reject delivers right hands, and a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then charges MD, but gets backdropped over the guardrail into the stands! COACH They're taking it into the people, Cole! Reject and MD slug it out into the crowd, with Reject winning the exchange. Reject sets up for a piledriver, but MD blocks, and backdrops Reject onto the concrete! MD then finds a trash can and brings it down onto the head of Reject! COLE Mr. Dick looking great so far in this AngleMania main event! MD tosses Reject back to the ringside area, then inside the ring and grabs the chair. He waits for Reject to get to his feet, then clobbers him across the forehead with the chair! COACH Oh no! COLE What a shot with that steel chair from Mr. Dick! MD then lays the chair across the face of Reject, and drops a big elbow onto it! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Reject has been split open by that chair! Reject uses the ropes to pull himself up, and MD charges, but Reject executes a high backdrop to the floor! COLE Wow, a long way down for Mr. Dick, and Reject catching a big break here! Reject catches his wind, then follows MD outside, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then grabs MD around the waist, and rams him back-first into the apron, then rolls back inside and poses, to the boos of the crowd. COACH See, what'd I tell you, Cole? It was only a matter of time before Reject took over this match from Jock Mulligan. Reject stomps MD as he slides back inside, then sets him up in a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject brings MD out, and executes a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks Jock up, and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject sets MD up once again, and executes another CHOP~! in the corner! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then whips MD hard across into the other corner, then catches him and whips him back into the original corner, then catches him with another CHOP~! taking him down to the mat! COACH Beautiful sequence by the champ! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Reject is slowly dominating this match! If he doesn't make a big mistake here, it looks like he may walk out of here still the champion! Reject picks MD up, standing him up straight, then delivers a big dropkick, sending MD rolling to the outside! Reject poses once again, drawing boos. COACH Yeah! Just a matter of time, Cole! MD climbs to the apron, and Reject hooks him, bringing him back inside with a suplex! COLE Great suplex! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Reject whips MD into a corner, and hammers him down with right hands, then chokes him with his boot. He brings him back up, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! But MD fires back with a right hand! COLE Mr. Dick fighting back here! Reject leans on MD in the corner, and delivers another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Another right from MD! Reject leans again, then delivers a third CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! MD unleashes a flurry of right hands! COLE Look at the fight from Mr. Dick! However, Reject ends the charge quickly with a thumb to the eye. Reject then grabs the chair, and clobbers MD with it! COLE And now Mr. Dick takes one on the head! COACH lol Reject scales the top rope, as the now bloodied Jock lays prone on the mat. Reject measures, and comes off for the MACHO MAN ELBOW~!!!...but MD is out of the way! COLE And nobody home! Both men lay on the mat for a few seconds, then come to their knees and slug it out. They work to their feet, and tangle into the ropes, where Reject drives a knee into the gut of MD, then shoots him into the ropes. MD ducks a spinkick, then drills Reject with a STIFF KICK~! COLE And Mr. Dick lands a big kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! MD waits on Reject, then executes an inverted atomic drop, followed by a Clothesline from Hell! COLE The Cock Shock! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE VERY close to a new champion right there! MD measures Reject, and clotheslines him over the top to the floor! COLE And now Mr. Dick taking it to the floor! MD grabs Reject by the head, and rams him into the steel steps! Reject staggers around, then is grabbed again and rammed into the ringpost! COLE Mr. Dick beating Reject all around the ring! COACH lol COLE Would you stop that?!? MD tosses Reject back inside, and whips him into a corner, charging and hitting him with a cross body block! COLE Bite My Giant Dick! Jock then lets him come into the middle of the ring, and hooks him in a full nelson...but as he lifts, Reject is able to slip out and connect with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 in mid-air! COACH He got him! COLE What a counter by Reject! COACH It's over, Cole! I told you! Reject wipes his brow, then turns over and covers... 1... 2... 3!!! NO! Reject grabs the referee's arm as it's coming down for the 3! COLE Wait a minute! COACH What is Reject doing? Jock Mulligan is out, Reject, you got the pin! Reject gets to his feet and rolls to the outside. He reaches under the ring, and comes out with a BARBED WIRE-WRAPPED steel chair! COLE Oh, wait a minute. COACH He doesn't care about winning the match, he wants to hurt Jock Mulligan, he wants to change this man's life forever! He said it earlier tonight, Cole! Reject rolls into the ring with the chair, and rakes it across the face of MD, opening his wound even more. He then waits on MD to get to his feet. He raises the chair overhead, and DRILLS MD with it, with such effort that he even falls to the mat himself! COLE Oh my! Reject really out to do a number on Mr. Dick! Reject sits on the mat for a few seconds, then covers... 1... 2... 3!!! NO! Reject STOPS THE REFEREE'S ARM AGAIN! COLE Oh, come on! Reject exits the ring, and makes his way to the timekeeper's table, grabbing a Crown Royal bag. COACH What, is he gonna have a drink between falls? Reject opens the bag up, and pulls out a pair of handcuffs! COLE Oh my God...this is getting out of hand! Reject steps into the ring, and the referee steps in front of him, trying to talk him out of what he's about to do, and is met with a right hand for his efforts! COLE And now Reject assaulting referees! Reject gets the cuffs on one hand, but MD fights him off with right hands, then hits the PURE PENETRATION~! COLE Mr. Dick fighting back, and this time he hits that full nelson slam! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! MD picks up Reject and whips him into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Reject drives him to the mat with a Rocker dropper! COACH I think the tank is empty on Jock Mulligan after that one! Reject finishes applying the cuffs, then grabs the chair and holds it in one hand as he waits for Jock to get to his feet. COLE And look, Mr. Dick is defenseless! When MD turns around, Reject kicks a field goal with his balls! COACH DAY-UM~! Reject then raises the chair, and blasts the defenseless MD with it! Reject covers, as the referee slowly comes to... 1... 2... 3!!! NO! Reject once again stops his arm! The crowd boos loudly as Reject comes to his feet. COLE Reject is a disgusting human being! MD's face is now a crimson mask, as Reject lifts the chair once again. MD is near powerless to get to his feet without the use of his arms. COLE Come on, enough is enough! Suddenly, Malaysia runs to the ring and hops onto the apron, getting halfway through the ropes before Reject clocks her between the eyes with the chair! COLE I can't believe this! Malaysia, split open instantly from the chairshot, falls limp the rest of the way into the ring. Reject stares down at her as blood streams down her unconscious face. COLE [i]Damn[/i] him! COACH She is unconscious, Cole! One shot from Reject, and she is out! MD finally is somehow able to come up, but is immediately put back down with another chairshot! Reject places a foot on MD's chest and poses, with no count because the referee is still dazed. Reject sets up MD in a corner, and lifts the chair, then charges, but MD moves out of the way! COLE Mr. Dick simply going on instinct here! Reject continues pursuit, swinging the chair at MD on the ropes, but MD moves, and the chair hits the ropes and comes back into the face of Reject! COLE Look at that! Reject just nailed himself! Everyone is down, as Tim Cash comes running from the back with a police officer! COACH Oh, what's this idiot doing out here? COLE Tim Cash coming out with a policeman! The cop pulls out a set of keys, and finds one to unhook the handcuffs on MD! COLE And the officer, thank God, able to free Mr. Dick of the cuffs! COACH Now that is not right, Cole! No one from the Deadly Alliance has come out and interfered in this match, and we've already had two run-ins on behalf of Jock Mulligan! COLE Tim Cash didn't touch anyone! He just brought out that officer to free Mr. Dick of those handcuffs! And Malaysia was out here out of concern for Mr. Dick! COACH Oh yeah, we all know Malaysia would never interfere in a match, sorry! MD manages to prop himself on the ropes, and the first thing he sees is Malaysia laying unconscious on the mat. Seeing this, MD is able to pull himself up, with a scowl on his face. COLE Uh-oh, Mr. Dick just realized what has happened here to Malaysia, and he's got a renewed energy here! MD approaches Reject with fists clenched, and pummels him good in the corner. He whips him into the ropes, backing into the ropes himself, and drilling him with a STIFF KICK~! COLE Another big kick from Mr. Dick! MD collapses into the ropes, then pulls himself back up and executes an inverted atomic drop, followed by a Clothesline from Hell! COLE Cock Shock! MD waves for Reject to get up, as the camera cuts to the aisle, where Baron Windels is hammering away on Thunderkid, as Tim Cash is pulling himself off the floor. COLE Look at this! Tim Cash I think was just nailed by TK, and now Baron and TK duking it out in the aisle! COACH Well obviously Cash was on his way out to interfere again, and TK was putting a stop to it! COLE Oh please... The camera cuts back quickly to see Sandman9000 nail MD as he has Reject set up for the COCK BLOCK~!!!!!11111 COLE Speaking of interference, Coach! COACH Well, Baron was on his way down after his cheap shots on TK, Sandman was just cutting him off! COLE Are you blind? Sandman just took a cheap shot at Mr. Dick? Reject hooks MD as Sandman backs into the ropes with the chair...but MD slips out, and Sandman hits Reject! COACH Oh no! COLE And Mr. Dick able to escape, and Reject takes the blow! MD knocks Sandman from the ring with a STIFF KICK~!, then lifts Reject, and executes the COCK BLOCK~!!!!!11111 COLE HE HIT IT! THE COVER! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE YES! YES! YES! COACH No, no, [i]no![/i] COLE MISTER DICK HAS DONE IT! WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...MISSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!![/i] [i]Motherfucker of the Year[/i] plays, as Cash and Windels jog down to the ring to celebrate with the new champion. COLE Mr. Dick took an unbelievable amount of punishment in this match, against a man who was perhaps hellbent on ending his career! But he persevered, and now, Mr. Dick has reached the top of the mountain! He is the NEW OAOAST World champion! MD, leaning against the ropes, shakes Baron's hand, then moves in for an embrace as the crowd applauds. COLE And who'd have thought we'd ever see this again? The former Lone Star Gunslingers, celebrating together, as Mr. Dick has picked up the biggest win of his career! MD shakes hands with Tim Cash, as confetti and balloons spill from their compartments above the ring, and Mr. Dick puts his left arm around Baron for support as Cash raises his right arm, the belt in Mr. Dick's right hand, as fireworks explode in the Vegas sky. COLE And an exhausted Mr. Dick, as even in defeat, I believe Reject made true on his words, Mr. Dick will never be the same again after this war! MD then kneels in front of Malaysia, who is just coming to, and shows her the belt. MD I did it, baby! We did it! Malaysia wearily smiles, as Jock embraces her, and the two share loving kisses on the mat. COLE What a moment here, and what an unbelievable night! For the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, wrapping up yet another AngleMania! We'll see you next year in New York City, and we'll see you this Thursday on HeldDOWN~! Mr. Dick, Malaysia, Baron and Cash continue to celebrate in the ring as we... [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites