The Smarks Awards...

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

4) Friendliest poster- Respect The 'Taker, cause he looks you in the eyes and not your breasts...plus he makes me feel special.

 

 

7) Overall, IYO, best poster- Respect The 'Taker, he just gives me this warm feeling inside, like, like I am truly a special person

Ahh...you know you've made it when you have a stalker

 

This has been the Taker Mark

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Hey Papacita....

 

All I got to say is...

 

[Guest BigTim2002]

1) Funniest Poster: Respect the Taker, just because of that last post.

 

You rule dude.

 

I'm sorry, but ANYBODY who has a picture of Ponch in his underwear pointing at you with a caption that says "You're a fag," that man is my new hero.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

1) Funniest Poster: Respect the Taker, just because of that last post.

 

You rule dude.

 

I'm sorry, but ANYBODY who has a picture of Ponch in his underwear pointing at you with a caption that says "You're a fag," that man is my new hero.

Haha, thanks man, im still laughing about it. I just found it not too long ago and its killin' me here

 

This has been the Taker Mark

[Guest dreamer420]

1) Funniest Poster: dames

2) Most dedicated: dames

3) Best gimmick: respect the taker

4) Friendliest poster: flyboy

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.: anglesault, papacita

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with: el cubano

7) Overall, IYO, best poster: dames

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan: easy, respect the taker!

[Guest papacita]

Hey Papacita....

 

All I got to say is...

 

No silly, I'm baptist!

 

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.: anglesault, papacita

 

Oh c'mon, Dreamer! You know I'm 10 times more annoying than Anglesault!

[Guest dreamer420]

not yet but you are getting there. you don't bug me about smoking weed like he does.

[Guest Flyboy]

1) Funniest Poster -- bps21

2) Most dedicated -- I'll say everyone.

3) Best gimmick -- Respect the Taker

4) Friendliest poster -- Er... me?

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc. -- RobJohnstone

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with -- El Cubano

7) Overall, IYO, best poster -- Too TOO many to name just one.

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan -- Well, she doesn't post here, but Sara Calloway. I mean, I bet she's willing to suck UT's dick.... are you THAT much of a UT fan, 'RTT? HA! Didn't think so... but since it's for posters only I would say... er... Respect the Taker.

 

(btw, thanks for the mention dreamer *sends him some free weed*)

[Guest dreamer420]

no problem. we are the only ones that are keeping the who would you rather thread going!

[Guest Flyboy]

Yeah, I've noticed...

 

Oh well... for fun... and posts for us!

[Guest J*ingus]

Note to all you sensitive people out there: if I don't pick you for one of these, that does indeed mean that I don't give two ratfucks about you and that I hope you die bald and alone in a gutter. (I seem to be a "just there" kind of poster, so now I'm trying to add Biggest Bastard to my list.)

 

1) Funniest Poster: Greenmist, that guy's great.

 

2) Most dedicated: who else, Anglesault. Angle went over Cena clean and was NOT buried AS, deal with it!

 

3) Best gimmick: Zacalex. Come on, that had to be a gimmick, right? Right?...

 

4) Friendliest poster: um, I skip most of the "DUDE YOU r0x0r" type posts and look for hateful flaming, so I'm not really qualified for this one. I'll say Tony.

 

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.: Nostril King. I almost banned myself with one of my responses to that worthless motherfucker, before I came to my sense and edited it.

 

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with: fk teale. I miss that gangly goof.

 

7) Overall, IYO, best poster: god, the PRESSURE~! So I'll cop out and go with the first friend I made here, bps21.

 

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan: well, since he's the only one, it's kinda obvious...

[Guest The Superstar]

Geez Taker Mark, I didn't steal your gimmick! I just...um....

 

 

HEY! Is that the Undertaker signing autographs over there?!

 

 

*runs*

[Guest Anglesault]

2) Most dedicated: who else, Anglesault. Angle went over Cena clean and was NOT buried AS, deal with it!

HE RAN AWAY!

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

2) Most dedicated -- I'll say everyone.

Yes! Finally I get the regonition that I deserve. I'd like to thanks my trainers, God, all the bunnies and kittens of the wordls, the little people, the medium sized people, the fat people, the grotesguly large people, the people that look are skinny except for their head and they look all wierd and odd, like an alien. I'd like to give a big thanks to the people that supported me...and to my critics...Fuck You! I made it! I made it!

[Guest Flyboy]

2) Most dedicated -- I'll say everyone.  

Yes! Finally I get the regonition that I deserve. I'd like to thanks my trainers, God, all the bunnies and kittens of the wordls, the little people, the medium sized people, the fat people, the grotesguly large people, the people that look are skinny except for their head and they look all wierd and odd, like an alien. I'd like to give a big thanks to the people that supported me...and to my critics...Fuck You! I made it! I made it!

LOL!!

[Guest Some Guy]

That was pretty damn funny.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Note to all you sensitive people out there: if I don't pick you for one of these, that does indeed mean that I don't give two ratfucks about you and that I hope you die bald and alone in a gutter.

Bastard. And to think I put you over when we were voting for mods...

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

can i get the vote for best sig picture?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

No.

 

Beelzebumon kills Stacy 8 days a week.

 

::::: flexes :::::

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

Sorry guys, I got you both beat! Booyah!

[Guest Some Guy]

BBP are you trying to tell us that you look like Stacy or wish that you did?

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

If so, BPP is a hot piece of ass...

.......

 

tell me I didn't just say that....

[Guest RobJohnstone]

1. funniest poster - it's got to be generation, and he does it wihout knowing how ignorant he is

 

2. most dedicated - anglesault, he never let's up his cause.

 

3. best gimmick poster - I don;t like gimmick posters, fuck em all

 

4. friendliest poster - retrorob, definitly cool in my book, good looking out with that column I 'tried" to write

 

5. Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore - I don;t really think anyone is that bad. The only people on here who I don;t like are the ignorant fucks who make accusations without facts to back them up (Generation, I am looking in your direction).

 

6. Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with - The Vanilla Midget, good converations all around.

 

7. Overall, IYO, best poster - Dr. Tom , that was easy. He probably could probably sell ice to eskimo's with his writing skills.

 

8. Greatest Undertaker Fan - I'll have to get back to you on that.

 

--Rob

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yeah, so this has been done before...sorta...but hell, why not make it OFFICIAL eh? Lets get down to biness *Quote Shawn Michaels*

 

Its not hard, all you gotta do is stich which poster you feel most appropriately fits the title...for example Biggest Ass Hole - Taker Mark. All in YOUR OPINION of course...

 

1) Funniest Poster

2) Most dedicated

3) Best gimmick

4) Friendliest poster

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with

7) Overall, IYO, best poster

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan....okay so i seek attention too much

 

4) Friendliest poster - evenflow

wh00! I got a vote! Now, for my humble, biased opinions:

 

1) Funniest Poster - Respect the 'Taker, because while there are lots of clever people on this board (myself included), where I can think "ho ho, how ironic and clever!", I've actually laughed (OL!) at some of RtT's sigs. I'd put the LL 0rti guy as a close second if he still posted here... I still can't get over his "i think i am a shark" posts.

2) Most Dedicated - Anglesault... nobody else even comes close.

3) Best Gimmick - papacita... I can't really think of any other gimmicks on the board, but liking Chyna has to be because nobody in REAL life ever would

4) Friendliest Poster - I can't pick one, simply because there are so many respectful, quick-to-respond, kind people on this board. No, really!

5) Meanest Doodie Head - Nostril king... is he banned yet?

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with - probably Zack Malibu, because we share a lot of the same interests and he's the man... MarioAlanLogan comes in a close second. I wish he was back yesterday!

7) Overall, IYO, best poster - me, of course! ::flutters eyelashes::

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan - Respect the 'Taker... duh...

 

I was going to do what I did for the yearbook last year, put my name for all of them, and add a "Most Vain" category, but I figure one real (well, as real as something on an internet messageboard can be) vote is good enough for me (for the record, in the yearbook I won "Most Likely to Appear on Jerry Springer"). I was SCREWED out of my "Most Vain" title... they didn't even include it!

[Guest TheDames7]

I was SCREWED out of my "Most Vain" title... they didn't even include it!

You would have lost to me. Who else puts themselves as their avatar & sig?

 

Dames

[Guest RetroRob215]

4. friendliest poster - retrorob, definitly cool in my book, good looking out with that column I 'tried" to write

Finally some recognition. Anytime you need an honest opinion on a column, you know I'm willing to give you one. I thought the column in question was pretty good considering you never wrote one before.

[Guest Dangerous A]

Here we go children.

 

 

1) Funniest Poster-Dames

2) Most dedicated-Anglesault, Alfdogg

3) Best gimmick-Papacita

4) Friendliest poster-Some Guy

5) Biggest bastard, asshole, son of a bitch, daughter of a whore etc. etc.-Anyone on this board who doesn't add anything as far as discussions go.

6) Poster you wish was here all the time for you to communicate with-El Psycho Diablo, AlwaysPissedOff

7) Overall, IYO, best poster-Brian

8) Greatest Undertaker Fan....okay so i seek attention too much-Respect tha Taker!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I'll just vote for myself for most of those..

[Guest RobJohnstone]

thanks retrorob, but I lack creativity for topics. Until I find something that I am motivated to write about, it might be a little while before I do another one. Any ideas? Maybe I could write about how hhh holds people back. No, that wouldn't work, there are no facts to support it

 

--Rob

 

--Rob

[Guest Some Guy]

I'm friendly. Who knew?

 

Well after that little misunderstanding on the first day of the NHB folder I've had no problem with you either Dangerous A. Thanks.