Austin visits the XPW Offices!

[Guest Nevermortal]

It was just last week that we here at the offices of Extreme received a collect phone call.  "Do you accept the charges froma Mr. Steve Williams?"

 

Hmmm.  Steve Williams?  Wait!  Could it be, no, it couldn't.  Wait Steve Austin's name is Steve Williams, and  now he's calling us.  Maybe he wants in XPW, or, wait, well, yeah, OK...  Anyway, by the time we figured out if we should accept the charges, the operator hung up and that was the last we heard from him.

 

In case you haven’t heard, big time wrastler Stone Cold Steve Austin just

walked out on the WWF.  Least I think it was the WWF.  I really haven’t

followed wrestling since Iron Mike Sharp disappeared from the scene.  But loand behold, who should walk into the offices of Extreme/XPW today but SteveAustin himself!  This was the real deal, not that guy from the Six MillionDollar Man.

 

Could it be that Steve Austin is interested in a role with XPW?  If my

sources are correct, he has already shot a bit with them.  This could be the

beginning of something big--something real big.

 

Stay tuned for further developments...

 

from http://www.extremeassociates.com

 

*cough*bullshit*cough*

[Guest Nezbyte]

*cough-i agree-cough*

[Guest RetroRob215]

Me too. I don't feel like coughing though.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Maybe you should then "grumble"

[Guest Coolclint]

They OBVIOUSLY mean "Dr. Death" Steve Williams.

[Guest J*ingus]

Dr. Death wouldn't have anything to do with XPW. He's a purist about the business, and besides they can't afford him.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

*sneezes* Bullshit *sneezes*

[Guest dreamer420]

it is shit like this that makes xpw the dogshit that it is. austin wouldn't even set foot in on of their events so you can believe this like the puppy killing incident too.

[Guest caboose]

Austin?

XPW?

Together?

Yeah as if.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

I like XPW(sue me, its something to watch), but theres no way in hell austin would go to them, unless austin was completely smashed outta his mind and looking to pull a rib on xpw.

[Guest Nevermortal]

In another metaphorical move, the XPW is promoting the first ever "Raw Sewage" match for their next show. This came about because of an angle where someone broke into Rob Black's house and tried to rape his wife Lizzie Borden.

 

My advice to XPW: stick to porn. That's what you're good at.

[Guest The Son of Sting]

Austin never needs to work again and if he did it would not be a low rent indy fed like XPW.

This is one of XPW stupid attemps to get attention.

[Guest Austin3164life]

Me too. I don't feel like coughing though.

Likewise.....

 

If Austin were to go to any other federation, it would be NWA-TNA. And the chances of that are low as well. XPW? Nice try......

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

http://extremeassociates.com/thumbnails/au...steveaustin.htm

 

it obviously isnt him. i dont think that rob black actually believes that anyone would beleive him, this is obviously a joke. and if black really wanted publicity like this why would he post a story like this on his porn company web site, instead of the xpw website? hmm...

 

also, the whole lizzy borden thing was actually a build up from a few weeks because the story line is that GQ money has gone insane or something and he is now dressing like the guy from ClockWork Orange, and if you have seen the movie, you know where the rape scene is. the lady's husband is in a wheelchair (rob black) and he tries to rape her, but in XPW he never does because another wrestler named Scott Snot saves her, and for the past few weeks the story lines have been mimicking clockwork, and they have been pretty good.

 

xpw just had a show, and it was good, considering that xpws last few shows were crap, and they were on a downwards spiral.

 

results + clips here:

http://www.xxldesigns.com/xpwtv/news/27446123.shtml

 

yes, i am a fan of xpw, i am not a fan of the promoter, but i do like the fed.

 

and please dont flame me, if you are going to comment do it logically with constructive remarks and arguments,

[Guest dreamer420]

could be will sasso? i really doubt it could be but you never know right.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

maybe Austin can show up in XPW, win the belt, and then keep it for awhile before sending XPW a tape of him throwing the belt in the river.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

its probably Steve Williams from Podunk Iowa

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

no one is coming it doesnt even look like him

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

He should show up on their show and then let them know how retarded they are for even thinking he would stoop that low. Tell them their promotion is worthless and no one will ever give a shit. I garuntee the whole crowd would turn against XPW right there. That would be classic.