Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 1, 2002 I'll give you 25 minutes to get the fuck off my lawn before I call Thugg again. Clean up the empty beer cans, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted July 1, 2002 What about the dog? Nobody knows who it belongs to, but it won't get off the damn lawn, and we don't have the heart to kick it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 1, 2002 I gave Thugg a break. The dog can stay for now, but after I pay him, he's gotta go. Want to adopt him, Chris? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted July 1, 2002 I'm a cat person. *throws a bone into the middle of the road - the dog chases it and gets hit by an 18-wheeler* There we go. *steps off Outcast's lawn, taking his beer cans with him* Seeya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 1, 2002 Nah, the dog ain't dead. I taught him how to play dead... or something... I like dogs, dammit. Cats = weakness. *calls Papa Shango, who raises the dog from the dead* Good puppy... and the rest of you really need to grab your shit and go. The cops are gonna be here in like four minutes, and Thugg will be here in fifteen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted July 1, 2002 *rolls Outcast's house, then hops into the back of a pickup truck and speeds away laughing* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 1, 2002 So, 'Cast, are you back to write or just back to mutter things about your lawn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 1, 2002 Uh, no..... just talking about my lawn......... ........ ........ Yeah. More or less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted July 1, 2002 Sorry 'Cast, I was reading matches from these long winded as sons of bitches! AHEM!! Off you damn peddlars!! OFF!! *does a sweep of the lawn, removing all peddlars, throwing beer cans at them as they go* And don't come back, unless of course, you have a special Lawn VIP card. Da "has a list" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted July 1, 2002 *pays some guy in an alley 50 bucks for a fake Lawn VIP ID, then tries to pass it off to Thugg* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted July 1, 2002 You'd better get Cutthroat off the lawn too. To keep him out of trouble, I tied him to the tree and slapped a padded safety helmet on him. But he began chasing himself around, before gagging on his leash and passing out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 1, 2002 Thugg got him. At any rate, you need a VIP card to get into the Lawn Parties... all the high rollers go to it, but not many folks have a card. Too bad. By the way, I'd put that fake card away, Raynor... If you try to get on with a fake card, you are subject to Thugg giving you a horrible, horrible death. Trust me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted July 1, 2002 *buys shares of the lawn* I'm going to turn pennies into millions! Whoo! And it's my lawn too, now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhh6294 Report post Posted July 1, 2002 *~* Jake bribes HVT to give him a VIP lawn pass, since they were stablemates in the JL oh so long ago *~* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 1, 2002 HVT doesn't take bribes. Prepare to die, scum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BigTim2002 Report post Posted July 2, 2002 I need an estimate on something. I need four square feet of lawn, where I can grow some grass, for my cow, so that I can kill it, and eat steak, with my steak sauce... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 2, 2002 Die... ...but get off my lawn before you kill yourself. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted July 2, 2002 *Cutthroat burns Outcast's lawn* Cutthroat: What lawn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhh6294 Report post Posted July 3, 2002 *~* Jake throws Cutthroat into a boiling pit of lava to save HVille the Trouble, and then restores Outcast's lawn to normal... exept for the flower bed which Jake tramples *~* again... just saving HVille and Outcast the trouble of doing it... besides... I took joy in killing Deepthroat. *~* Jake then steps off of Outcast's lawn, and onto the street before HVille creams him again *~* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 3, 2002 *sighs* Go fix my flowers, that is your only warning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BigTim2002 Report post Posted July 3, 2002 Damn...Hey Outcast, I know Thugg is 7' 350 lbs. but I'm 6'3" 275 pounds, I think I can work as an enforcer if needed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted July 3, 2002 *Cutthroat burns Outcast's lawn again!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 3, 2002 Cutthroat, my lawn is too well watered to be burnt. Moron... *electrocutes Cutthroat to death* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BigTim2002 Report post Posted July 3, 2002 That's as close as you'll get to banning him though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted July 3, 2002 Eh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted July 3, 2002 Actually, I'm 7'2" and 450 pounds...maybe more now that I've been laid up in the hospital doing nothing but eating and watching bad English soap operas. Anyway...thanks for killing Cutthroat there Jake...and since you helped me, I"ll help you. I won't kill you, but you have 10 minutes to fix the flowers... I do not take bribes...any offers will be confiscated and used to purchase marijuana, and you will then be ssubject to the worst toture imaginable...a Cutthroat vs Ted Flink match...with a 20,000 word limit. It will of course, be read off the lawn. I also have a scanner to scan those VIP cards, so a fake on is useless. If you attempt to use a fake, it will be confiscated and used to purchase marijuana, and then you will be dragged to Jay Dawg's house where he will fist you to death, and maybe a blinky if he's feeling happy. T-Bone...you cool and all...but GET THE FUCK OFF THE LAWN! There's only one enforcer here goddammit...any further attempts to become a hired enforcer will be confiscated and used to purchase marijuana. And then Goro and I will split a 275 T-Bone Steak!!! Mmmmm...Where's the A-1? Any questions? Good. NOW GET OFF THE LAWN BITCHES! Da "dis is mah house....well, outcast's but I still run shit" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted July 3, 2002 Threaten me again Thugg, and I'll sell my shares of the lawn to Cutthroat where he will be legally allowed to kick your ass off the lawn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BigTim2002 Report post Posted July 3, 2002 OK. So...lemme score some weed, thugg...god Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted July 3, 2002 See, that's where you're wrong JD. The Lawn hasn't even gone IPO yet, so the stock you have are worthless since they cannot be real. And we are not currently offering options. However, you can discuss the possible purchase of stock with Outcast when he returns from ass fucking your mom. Da "uhhhh...what stock?" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
