Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 The stock, aptly named "Lawn Corporation" (NASDAQ: GRAS), will be made public on Friday, July 12th. 4,000 shares, a total of 15% of the lawn, will be made available to select brokers that will distribute them to paying customers. Outcast retains 75% equity in Lawn Corporation and Thugg owns another 10% currently. Lawn Corporation is a privately owned patch of grass, maintained by Outcast since 2001.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 OC... say what you want. But I bought your shares of the lawn from NGB many years ago after he settled out not getting his ass kicked by Divefire for the whole urinating period. I own 35% of the lawn, and make 75% of the profits for Outcast. The funding is provided by me, which is why you were hired Thugg. In this case, I can not say get off MY lawn, or the lawn... however any attempts of your enforcing will prove inferior to my loyal band of ninja kangaroos, purchased from Sacred after he pimped his mum out to MrG.
Guest BigTim2002 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Wait, technically, there is still 5% shares. I want in. What's the stock at right now?
Guest Muzz Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I hope I'm still part of the "Lawn Guardians Society."
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I dunno Sacred...I'm hired help....you'll have to check with 'Cast to find out if the society even exists. Although, with all the peddlars intruding on the lawn, I could really use an extra pair of eyes to help me guard it. Da "only human....sometimes" H
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 AHEM!!! The lawn King, the lawn! OFF! Da " sees you" H
Guest BigTim2002 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 King, you have to respect the lawn...otherwise, you get beat down like have...
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Sacred is in. Also, IL is in... long story, but he wrote an FWF match for me today...
Guest BigTim2002 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 OK. So clue me in... At 4,000 shares, with those shares representing 15% of the company, all I need is to buy one share, in order for me to be part owner of the lawn, correct? Because in a corporation, stockholders are part of the owners... Outcast, I think you have been outsmarten...
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Yes, but you are a minority owner and, in effect, own nothing.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 If 4000 shares is 15% of the lawn, and you own one share, you own maybe half a blade of grass. For the record, I'm in the street, so no hissy-fits, Thugg.
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 *looks approvingly* If you keep being this courteous, Chris, you might get that VIP pass...
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Indeed.... I'll be watching Chris... ...and make sure to tell your other Carnie buddies (i.e. Edwin, ELM and Z) to stay the fuck off the lawn. That is all. Da "holds options, but no actual stock" H
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Huh? Did someone say my name, say my name, say my name? Thugg = Beyonce. That is all. ::gingerly steps around lawn::
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Quote Destiny's Child again, Edwin, and you WILL be shot.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 No way, Jobbercast. I'm a survivor.
Guest BigTim2002 Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 So...who's gonna leave the group, Edwin? C'mon... I hope it ain't King...because he's the talent of the group...
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 6, 2002 Report Posted July 6, 2002 Your point being? ::goes to suck the chrome off a doorknob::
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 6, 2002 Report Posted July 6, 2002 .... I can't think of anything to say in reply to that. Get off my lawn, I guess.
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