Austin/HHH 2/3 falls match

[Guest bob_barron]

REALLY SHITTY BRAWLING????????????

 

Austin hit him with a chair eleven times. Triple H got suplexed on the ramp- twice. I dont know what you consider good brawling Choshu.

 

I felt the hatred oozing out of them as they beat the shit out of each other forty awesome minutes.

 

A backdrop through a table- filler?

barb wire- filler?

Austin making HHH taste the cage- filler?

 

There's also psycology- Everyone thought Triple H was the better technical wrestler which is shown in the first fall cause Austin keeps going for the Stunner. But we learn why SCSA goes to the stunner cause it is his best weapon and helps him win fall 1.

 

Triple H in fall two knows Austin is crazy, sick and psycotic and just wants to survive fall two. But ever the cunning man he is able to survive fall two and get the duke.

 

Fall three is both guys tired and worn out yet they want to win so much, they can feel it, they can taste it. Trips kicks out of the stunner, Austin kicking out of the Pedigree.

 

Post-match a dissapointed Austin lets HHH knows how he feels by giving him the stunner. As he walks up the ramp the battered and bruised warrior looks up and see's his fallen opponent in the ring. He lost the match but he sent Triple H a message- The Rattlesnake is back.

 

The match is made even more awesome by this pre-match interview-

 

Cole: Stone Cold, Stone Cold- are you ready to enter hell?

(Stone Cold gives him a look and walks off)

[Guest bob_barron]

Another thing that added to the awesomeness of the match was the zero tolerance policy they had put in place over the past month

[Guest RickyChosyu]

You've got your signals crossed; weapons shots and big bumps are not brawling. They were merely things they threw in there to give a semblance of "street fight" style. The actual brawling itself was quite sloppy, and structure of the bumps and prop shots was not good, nor were they executed well.

 

I'll humor you: good brawling is fast-paced, convincing, and brutal; Austin/Trips was plodding, prop-filled, and sloppy.

 

The Backdrop through the table happened as a result of an arm injury that had previously been forgotten (which was contrived), and was easy to spot a mile away (making the spot contrived). And the bump didn't look that great, either; hell, Trips nearly missed the damn table. The barbed wire had no place in the match because neither guy had ever used it before. Why does Austin all of the sudden use a weapon like that? It was also blatantly rubber-tipped and thus, a prop. Tasting the cage was something they did every thirty segments inbetween sucking air.

 

There's also psycology- Everyone thought Triple H was the better technical wrestler which is shown in the first fall cause Austin keeps going for the Stunner. But we learn why SCSA goes to the stunner cause it is his best weapon and helps him win fall 1.

 

No, Austin was trying to hang with HHH by "wrestling" but it all comes off horribly as everything they do is awkward and none of the arm/leg means anything cause they can't be bothered to remember any of it, and Austin wins with a Stuner after ten minutes of shitty wrestling. Fuck this, it's not psychology.

 

Triple H in fall two knows Austin is crazy, sick and psycotic and just wants to survive fall two. But ever the cunning man he is able to survive fall two and get the duke.

 

HHH got needlessly destroyed for a long time inbetween really bad weapons shots and sloppy brawling before cheating to win anticlimactically.

 

Fall three is both guys tired and worn out yet they want to win so much, they can feel it, they can taste it. Trips kicks out of the stunner, Austin kicking out of the Pedigree.

 

You mean, both guys prove they aren't good enough to work this long by dogging it for the last fall. They kick out of each other's finishers to pop the crowd, cue the shitty finish, and the match is over. The post-match antics don't inerest me at all because, like I said, the match didn't have any long-term outcome.

 

The build-up doesn't make the match "awesome", it makes it a shitty match that everyone marked for because both guys are well-liked and the feud was good. Anyway, the point has been made numurous times, so if you like eating shit like this as part of your wrestling diet, by all means, go nutts, because unless I really need to get some sleep, I'm not pulling this one out again.