Guest Combat Apparatus Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 I go to house shows when they are available in my town and some crazy things happen there. -Match was X-Pac vs. Steven Regal, the Real Man's Man. Regal is going after the European Championship here and is a big heel. He does a guillotine to X-Pac that sends pac to the outside, but also sends him into the ring aporn, knocking him out. Pac lays around for a while, Reagal does nothing to help him, and he gets counted out. The title is awarded to Regal (what?!) but the next night on RAW, Pac has it again. -T&A vs. Too Cool. Grandmaster is in the ring with Albert and Scotty is doing his bounce thing on the ropes, he slips, hits his jaw on the aporn and is out. The ref and other officials tend to him while GMS, Test and Albert stand around and talk.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 Some guy had a giant blowup joint near the entrance way and Road Dogg grabbed it and started doing a little act with it....it was pretty funny since he was a heel at the time... and then they had a hardcore match where like 4 guys laid outside the ring while two fought and then they would switch...it lasted 20 minutes like that too....horrible
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 Some guy had a giant blowup joint near the entrance way and Road Dogg grabbed it and started doing a little act with it....it was pretty funny since he was a heel at the time... sweet, that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
Guest nWoScorpion Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 HHH revealing Snows Genitalia in a house show a few yrs ago i think. (GENITALIA, UHUHUHUHUH!)
Guest The Superstar Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 At the end of the November 25 2001 house show in Ft. Myers I went to, Jericho was nearly starting a riot with the fans (of course, I was cheering). Anyway, some kid takes a Y2J foam hand thing (which cost like 10-15$) and just rips it up. I found that funny, seeing as he just threw away $10. And Jericho kept calling it Fort McKinley for cheap heat. Also at the same show, it was Hurricane vs. Crash Holly, and Hurricane was the heel. Anyway, Mighty Molly goes up on the apron, and Crash kisses her. KISSIN COUSINS! KISSIN COUSINS AH RECKON! ...and the fans cheered. Go figure. PS...was anyone at the live show when Bob Holly executed the Legendary Penis Suplex?
Guest Incandenza Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Outside of Austin singing songs by Conway Twitty and Boy George, nothing funny happened at the one house show I've been to.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I was at an ECW house show where the main event was Rhino & Justin Credible against Chilly Willy & The Sandman. I don't remember exactly how it happened, but someone got knocked off the top rope to the outside, and accidently kicked Francine right in the mouth on their way down and knocked her off the apron. She wasn't seriously hurt, but I'm sure her mouth was bleeding. I sat too far away to tell, but I know she wasn't involved in the match from there on out.
Guest papacita Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Owen Vs Foley in September 97. A fight breaks out in the crowd and Foley gets on the mic and says "Hey! Somebody tell me where the fight's at!" Then there was that time that Show and Taker took on Kane and Pac for the Tag Belts, and Show threw X-Pac to the outside and you just heard this loud **BOOM**. I think he crashed into the announce table and knocked the mic over or something, but it just made me crack up live.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 HHH does his DX intro, then remembers something rather important in mid sentence... "And now, for the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world..............and I just remembered this isn't televised."
Guest AssDroid! Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I was at the show at the Meadowlands that Foley talks about in Foley is Good where he returned from knee surgery in June or July of 1999. Along with all of the Al Snow jokes, he took Mr. Socko out and rammed him against the turnbuckle and Mr. Socko started bleeding. He would explain in his book that he had put a blood packet in Mr. Socko. Foley's line about Mr. Socko "earning respect from the boys by bleeding hardway" was priceless.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Outside of Austin singing songs by Conway Twitty and Boy George, nothing funny happened at the one house show I've been to. Austin - "karmakarmakarmakarmakarma...." Vince Russo (from home) - "comes back to bite your ass!"
Guest Nevermortal Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 The day before the Degeneration X PPV... I'm front row with two other friends. D-X gets layed out in the ring by Austin (who replaced Undertaker in a casket match. Long story.) After the match, D-X is in the ring, on the mic, mugging to the crowd. I hold up an Austin sign (or shirt, whatever), and HHH tells me to Suck It. No wonder why I am a HHH-ater. I was in 7th Grade you bastard! I think I cried myself to sleep.
Guest Combat Apparatus Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 At another of the ones I went to Billy gunn showed his ass to a photographer that was outside the ring and then had trouble getting it back on so he wrestled for like 40 seconds in a thong. Jeff Jarrett called Sable a pile of dog shit. The DOA were fighting the NAO and decided that mic work was their forte, so one of them gets on the mic and says, and I quote, "Well, looks like we've win. So who's yer FUCKING (actually said that part louder than the rest) tag team champions now?" This all said in front of a crowd of mostly 12 year olds.
Guest O.J. Hart Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I can recall a story a friend told me from a house show he went to this year.Bradshaw came out and a guy screamed "I'M BRADSHW'S LOVE BICTH!!!"
Guest lomasmoney Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 i was at a house show at cobo hall and it was a cage match for the wwf title between bret and sid. Sid was the champ at the time. Anyway, Sid was going for a slam and he slips and falls. so like 2 minutes later bret is working him over in the corner and both guys are just laughing their asses off
Guest JHawk Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 All of these happened at the same house show. January 30, 1999 at Cleveland's Gund Arena. 1. The program lists Triple H vs. Chyna (this is a week after Chyna turned on DX). Howard Finkel announces HHH vs. Kane. This crowd's confused but happier...until Chyna tells Kane she's taking his place. *sigh* 2. Prior to that match, Hunter gets the mic. "For the thousands in attedance, the millions NOT watching at home...........and for The Big Bossman, who's in the back giving Test a free ride on the nightstick of love... 3. New Tag Team Champions Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart are set to defend against X-Pac and Road Dogg in a guitar on a pole match. X-Pac tries to draw a cheap "nugget" chant by asking what they call that one small piece of crap you can't quite flush. Road Dogg tries to make X-Pac crack up by saying "They still call it a floating piece of shit, right?" Only problem is that Road Dogg wasn't trying to say it so the crowd could hear, and yet I could it hear it in the upper bowl. The look on Road Dogg's face was priceless, and he went ahead and practically screamed it into the mic after that. And one more I thought of from one in 1996. Bob Backlund's coming to the ring to meet Fatu. He spends a solid five minutes taunting our section before ever hitting the ring. Just as he finally starts to go to the ring, my dad yells out "It's Howdy Doody time!" Backlund turns, yells "I'M NOT HOWDY DOODY" and starts trying to charge up our section before three security guards grab him and point to the ring.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 These are priceles... I really have nothing funny, but at a 'Legends' House Show (no namers, Honky Tonk Man, DOINK~!, etc.) one of the Bushwackers licked my face. No lie.
Guest papacita Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 My all time favorite House Show moment... HHH: ARE YOU READY?!?!?!? Papacita: NO!!!!!!!!!!! HHH: (funny look in my direction)
Guest tank_abbott Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 At a XWF house show in December, I yelled out to Buff Bagwell: "Hey Buff, Go call your Mom!" And he spun around and pointed at my section, trying to threaten whoever said that. And back in July 1996, My friend was at the Raw taping where T.L. Hopper debueted, and while hopper was wrassling, my friend ran up to the gaurd rail, and gave him a "thumbs up" and yelled "Go Hopper!" or something like that, and now when you watch that Raw, you can see T.L. turn to my friend, return the Thumbs up, and yell "Hey Little Buddy!" Funny Stuff!
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 that buff comment is brilliant. i think he must hear shit like that at every show he wrestles,
Guest papacita Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 did he tell you to suck it after Nah, but the look had he gave me was funny enough... Then there was this one time someone popped him in the back of the head with a nickel while he was standing at ringside. I wasn't in the building when it happened (I ran out crying after Austin stunned Chyna), but my friends all told me that Hunter and the guy got into it (HHH was on crutches at this time) and had to be pulled apart by security. Over a year later, I ran into some girl in the parking lot after the show, who was telling me how she grabbed HHH when he was headed up the aisle back to the locker room and wouldn't let him go. Ironically, I missed this as well...(I ran out of the building crying after Austin stunned Chyna).
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 did you get to see chyna at that house show?
Guest papacita Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Yeah. It was the week after Rumble 99 and they were actually working the same angle that JHawk talked about (except it was promoted on TV and in the programs as HHH Vs Kane). She wasn't out there very long though... But at both of the House Shows she got stunned at, I got pretty close to her when she was coming to the ring...damn maybe I'm a jinx or something. lol.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 at least you got to see her live right?
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 i'd be happy just to see tommy dreamer live once. my greatest wrestling moment to this day is meeting bret hart.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Never been to a WWE house show before (Which will change on Monday when the WWE comes to Salisbury MD for the first time in almost 7 years!) But I have been to 2 Nitros, 1 Thunder and 3 Smackdowns, plus a couple of WCW house shows way back in the late 80's early 90s.. The funniest stuff I can remember happened at the Thunder, the last one in 1999 (right here in Salisbury aka the middle of nowhere) which had Goldberg punching out the limo window and hurting himself, and it also had Daffney and David Flair (if I remember correctly) going through a drive thru (it was a Burger King down the street) where my friend works, who was working, and nearly got in trouble cause no one actually authorized the segment til after it was done or something. This was also the only show I've gotten on TV (The camera was on the crowd while they were pimping advertisers or something, and plain as day there I am In a red and black NWO shirt, which I still have and plan to wear to the house show on Monday) Oh, and I went to Smackdown in Charleston in Feb of 2000, and Jericho wrestled HHH, but before the match, HHH saw my sign that said "The Game is Full of Bugs" and just gave me one of those evil stares while he was on the apron that you can in fact see on TV.
Guest bob_barron Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 At the MSG House Show saturday I got a mini Bradshaw's gay chant going. I think he heard me cause he kinda looked pissed off.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 if that can catch on bradshaw will get pissed. we'll see what happens on raw this monday.
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