Funny House Show Stories

[Guest Jack Tunney]

My brother,my dad, and I were at a house show in Philly in January of 1996.Shawn Michaels was coming out to wrestle HHH.My little brother was a Michaels mark so he stands up on his chair to get a better look (we had floor seats).All of the sudden his chair breaks and he falls to the ground really hard and fast.I had to hold in my laughter or my Dad woulda been pissed.

[Guest dreamer420]

did hbk laugh at him?

[Guest HartFan86]

Jeff Jarrett called Sable a pile of dog shit.

LOL!!!! What I would pay to see that.

[Guest Renegade]

HHH does his DX intro, then remembers something rather important in mid sentence...

 

 

"And now, for the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world..............and I just remembered this isn't televised."

LOL

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Also I was at a great indy show about a year ago and Dawn Marie was in the ring with Simon Diamond. Everyone chanted "she swallows" and she got on the mic and simply said "so what?"

[Guest Sturgis]

I was at an ECW house show and I was in the front row and my dad behind me. During and one of the matches(Spike vs. ???) My dad's chair broke and he fell stoping everything. I mean everybody stopped and looked at him(security, ref, wrestlers) it was funny shit.

 

At the same show New Jack broke a golf club over D-von Dudley's nuts and the top half came flying at me and about 2 inches before it damn near hit me I ducked.

[Guest treble charged]

The one I just got back from tonight.

 

It was Rico/Billy/Chuck vs. Hugh Morrus/Mark Henry/Shannon Moore. The crowd was getting a "Chucky Swallows!" chant going, and Rico yells out, "No, he spits!". Also, Morrus called Chuck a faggot and Rico spent the whole match telling the crowd to "shoosh".

 

Another funny moment was just before the Lance Storm/Christian vs. Val Venis/Hardcore Holly match. Storm and Christian were ripping into the States, and when Venis came out, a huge "Traitor!" chant broke out. Venis kept trying to cut a heel promo, but his mic kept cutting out. Same thing happened before the main event, as Angle was trying to rip into Canada, but the mic cut out again. He played it pretty well, though, as he ran to the back and got another one.

[Guest dreamer420]

Also I was at a great indy show about a year ago and Dawn Marie was in the ring with Simon Diamond. Everyone chanted "she swallows" and she got on the mic and simply said "so what?"

why did you post that? I don't need to be hearing that kind of stuff.

[Guest godthedog]

couple moments at a smackdown brand show in augusta, ga...

 

christian's fighting randy orton and has him in some kind of rest hold (probably a chinlock), some guy in the front yells "come on, christian!" and christian yells back "shut up, i don't need your help!", furthering my belief that christian rules.

 

next match, test is fighting sean o'haire and has him in a chinlock. now, my friends and i have this thing where if we see a chinlock in a match we totally rag on it, yelling out things like "oh no, not the chinlock! just tap now, you've got your whole career ahead of you!" and just generally being annoying little shits so that they'll take the hint & get on with the match. anyway...test slaps on the chinlock, my friend yells "oh yeah, reverse chinlock, baby!" and test yells back "shut up you hillbilly!" (which is funny in itself, cause my friend's from pittsburgh). and this reaction, of course, prompts my friends & me to be even louder, and he finally yells "i'm trying to call a spot, dammit!" we had a GOOD laugh at that one.

 

also: last year at a house show, hugh morrus was fighting some developmental guy, and out of nowhere another friend of mine (who was sitting right next to me) stood up and started yelling at him, calling him fat. he did this through the entire 10-minute match, saying things like "hey fatty!" and "you can't go up to the top rope, you're too fat!" the rest of the crowd was completely silent, so the ENTIRE BUILDING could hear him. i just put my head in my hand and pretended not to know him. the best part is that there was a fat kid sitting right in front of us, and when he saw my friend doing this he made the requisite 'fat kid sad face', and i felt even worse.

[Guest deadbeater]

Also at the same show, it was Hurricane vs. Crash Holly, and Hurricane was the heel. Anyway, Mighty Molly goes up on the apron, and Crash kisses her. KISSIN COUSINS! KISSIN COUSINS AH RECKON! ...and the fans cheered. Go figure.

I don't care if Molly is my sister, I would still kiss her.

 

The fans in ECW are crazy. One famous fan is the Assman. He moons everytime the Dudleyz are on. One time Bubba Ray was trying to cut a heel promo when he finally noticed the man, admist shouts of "ECW!! ECW!!" He broke down and complimented the guy for getting the ECW pop.

 

Then the show has strippers. A running joke is that a woman would flash her ample top to the crowd. Then she shies away when Paul E. walks in and demands to see the two reasons why his show has been delayed.