Guest swan Report post Posted July 2, 2002 My freshman year in college a roomate of mine got me to join the schools boxing club team. I was ok. .500 record. But I thought I was the shit. Always starting fights. One night somehow a guy I was fucking with found a chain, wrap it around his fist and knocked me the fuck out. I haven't started a fight just for the hell of it since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted July 2, 2002 I should add I ended up with a broken nose and two black swollen eyes. Another time I was at a club and a fight broke out. Had nothing to do with me at all. Pool balls were flying, bottles being tossed. Some guy came up to me, swung a bar stool at my legs and broke my knee-cap. I later found out that a one of the guys I went to the club with started it so I was guilty by association. Thank god he didn't take a swing at my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted July 2, 2002 i have only been hit in the face twice. once during a hockey fight as a kid i got punched in the face but a fight never started. the other time was on my 19th birthday when i punched a guy in the face for treating his girl like shit in the parking lot at a bar. a huge fight broke out and the only time i got hit was from the girlfriend who i thought was trying to help at the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted July 2, 2002 Wow Dreamer, just me and you. I guess I'm the only pussy that got his ass kicked for being a jack-ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted July 2, 2002 i was a jackass too. did i mention that when i was being a tough guy in the parking lot at the bar, the reason i was outside was to barf all over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted July 2, 2002 i was a jackass too. did i mention that when i was being a tough guy in the parking lot at the bar, the reason i was outside was to barf all over. Sweet. So I bet when the fight broke you were kissing the pavement. That'll be one to tell the kids when you do your "Violence isn't the answer" speech. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted July 2, 2002 i had actually just finished barfing when i noticed all this was going on. too damn drunk for my own good too because there was like 8 guys against me, and then my two co-workers who came running out right after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 2, 2002 once in 6th grade, this really tough motherfucker (not very big, but the kind of 'bad ass' that's always in & out of trouble, & no family members want to take care of him so he kind of bounces around from guardian to guardian) thought i'd told on him about throwing something at the teacher, so he thought he'd try to start a fight with me. he was talking shit, everybody started gathering around us, i couldn't get away. he pushed me, i didn't do anything. he pushed me harder. i didn't know what else to do, so i pushed back. he punched me in the mouth, i KNEW i'd never win a fight with him so i just walked away with a bloody mouth and told on him. the fucker cracked BOTH of my canine teeth with that one punch, i had to go to the dentist and get those teeth taken out (thank god they were baby teeth). one of the worst days of my life. then the next day, i had to suffer the humiliation of going back to school with 2 of my teeth missing. of course, 8 years later i've got a 3.78 working towards a philosophy degree & he's probably somewhere in atlanta giving handjobs for crack, so it's all good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted July 2, 2002 of course, 8 years later i've got a 3.78 working towards a philosophy degree & he's probably somewhere in atlanta giving handjobs for crack, so it's all good. It's always nice to get even without having to do a damn thing. Good story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted July 2, 2002 I should add I ended up with a broken nose and two black swollen eyes. Another time I was at a club and a fight broke out. Had nothing to do with me at all. Pool balls were flying, bottles being tossed. Some guy came up to me, swung a bar stool at my legs and broke my knee-cap. I later found out that a one of the guys I went to the club with started it so I was guilty by association. Thank god he didn't take a swing at my head. Funny I don't remember kicking youe ass, but I'll take your word for it. I've been hit in the face three times that I can remember. Once when I was 16 while I was sitting in the passenger seat of my friend's car and some kid ran up and whacked me twice out of the blue, we drove away because there were about 30 of his friends around. The 2nd was new year's day 2000, a drunken friend of mine broke my nose when I wasn't looking fo some reason. He's in jail now for doing shit like this to a lot of otehr people. And the third was on my birthday last week, I was trying to break up a fight and some chick who I was trying to help took a wild swing at who she was fighting and hit me in the ckeek. It didn't hurt and I was quite shitfaced at the time. So no I've never had my ass kicked, but apparently I kicked Swan's ass at some point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted July 2, 2002 Funny I don't remember kicking youe ass, but I'll take your word for it. Well you were pretty fucked up since you did hit me in the knees instead of the face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted July 2, 2002 working the legs over. very nice some guy. just like flair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted July 2, 2002 WHOOOOOOOOOO! Just check the Avatar and you know where I learned it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 2, 2002 This one time *at band camp*, I was going to the local pizzaria. If you have to ask for what, you're retarded. Anyway, its a lovely crime filled night in The Bronx and as I round the corner, this guy steps up to me. I try to avoid him, but he keeps getting in my way. I swear to you, this next part was just like wrestling...all of a sudden I get jumped from behind. I get punched in the back of the head, I drop to a knee, I get kicked in the face and I'm down. 5 guys started beating the ever loving piss out of me as my money falls out of my pocket. Amazingly enough, they don't take it, they just ran away. It was part of a gang initiation. I still made it to the pizzaria, but I was all bloody. Talk about persistent. The pizza delivery guy drove me home. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted July 2, 2002 I still made it to the pizzaria, but I was all bloody. Talk about persistent. The pizza delivery guy drove me home. What is it about Pizza places and bloody people. A buddy of mine got jumped at a party which we were the outsiders at so we just left. We wen to a pizza place for some take out and they gave us two large pizzas and a couple loaves of bread on the house since they could tell we had a "rough night". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted July 2, 2002 WHOOOOOOOOOO! Just check the Avatar and you know where I learned it. so i guess some guy is the dirtiest player in the game. that would make a great title for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted July 2, 2002 Maybe at WDI or Vanilla Midgets (to which the link is coviently located in my sig) but I like the progressing titles here for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted July 2, 2002 I can only remember losing one fight. It was 8th grade. I got into a fight with this prick... he hit me in the eye and before I ever got a chance to do anything, it was broken up. I ended up with a black eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FakeRazor Report post Posted July 3, 2002 Never, though I came close. I only got in one fight, way back in Freshman year of high school. I was a little short kid probably about 5'4, and me and this Junior who was a good foot taller then me got into an altercation... this asshole yelled at my old girlfriend over something, and he picked me up by my shirt and was ready to pound on me. I would have gotten killed... Thankfully, I pushed him and my friend ran in and jacked him in the face... and a teacher broke it up before I got my ass kicked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
