SJL Crimson Card - Sunday, July 7th

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

SJL Crimson Card

Due: Sunday, July 7, 3 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Venue: We ride the inverto train and go to, yes, you guessed it, Mexico City, Mexico, and the Mexico Dome!

 

Send all stuff to Crusen, or get pounded in a most horrible and vile manner!

 

Card is kinda skimpy due to a lack of people who can write for this show, so please folks, let's get some new recruits in here! If you can bring in a new guy, you'll get our eternal love and a title shot.*

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to Thoth

Thor vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

-They lost. They fight. Woo. Impress us and you'll be sitting pretty post tourney.

WORD LIMIT: 4000

 

WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT QUARTERFINALS

-All matches are regular singles matches with DQs and count-outs in effect, and word limits of 5000!

 

Bracket 1-2 - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Fugue

-JL mainstay Jake returned with a vengeance, and Fugue managed to make the Amazin' Mike Van Siclen tap out. Will Fugue pull off the upset and anchor himself a position in the semi-finals, or will Jake, Jesse, and the mighty pipe ride off into the bloody sunset yet again?

 

Bracket 3-4 - send to HvilleThugg

CIA vs. Flexxx

-Flexxx makes his return to the ring, and the Commissioner has decided to let Flexxx into the World Title tournament, taking over the bracket that was vacated by Kojack and Sydney Sky! Why would Edwin do a thing like that? Oh yeah. So CIA can kick his sWo ass.

 

Bracket 5-6 - send to Edwin MacPhisto

Silent vs. Hollywood Spike Jenkins

-Silent defeated perennial jobber Cutthroat and Spike is moving along quite well for such a new guy. Now these two square off in the quarterfinals - will Spike get the same brutal treatment that Cutthroat did, or will he be able to unseat the Clan menace?

 

Bracket 7-8 - send to Thoth

T-Bone vs. Renegade

-Two very, very old-school vets have made it to the quarterfinals, and now the two recent returns are poised to advance to the next round. Astoundingly enough, only one will make it...

 

MAIN EVENT - send to Longdogger_Pete

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © © vs. Poisyn

-That's right! sWo vs. sWo, folks! Poisyn and Mak tried to screw with Renegade and the title tournament on Wrath, and the Commish is none too happy about it. Now, the double-champion and his sWo ally have to face off, and they'd damn well better do it. If the sWo tries to finagle their way out of this match, it's going to be jobber hell versus the eternal likes of Cutthroat. We're gonna see a wrestling match whether they like it or not. If the sWo chooses to screw around, they draw Cutthroat, G0R0, and Petro the Clown on Metal. (And no, you cannot screw around just to face them. So there! Yeah! Write matches! Competitive matches for this are really encouraged, guys. I know you're teammates, but what's a little healthy competition among friends, eh? Eh?)

WORD LIMIT: 5500

 

 

 

*Title shot will be against the corpse of Lucky and will be for the long-defunct Jobber's Title.

[Guest Suicide King]

Heh heh heh...

[Guest midnight_burn]

Looks like quite a good card, and the Quarter finals of the World Title tourney should result in a number of great matches.

 

Throw in a sure to be great main event, and you have quite a tasty card on your hands, one i'll be sure to read.

 

And with this, i have the latest post on each SWF board. Go me.

[Guest BigTim2002]

YAY! Renegade, I have a new move in my repetoire. I'll PM to ya. It'll be in my stats as well.

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Ooooohh...your EEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLL Edwin...

 

So damn EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLL...

 

Ha. But I'm up for it if you are, Mak. Get ready for the ride of your life, bro...

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

You can check IPs on this board too, right?

 

Or I'd bring a new guy. He's my...umm...neighbor. He's very tall...with a mohawk...and likes to watch Rocky...

 

I'm done now.

 

Good card with the limited people, and give a title shot to the winner of the match between my boys! That's a bunch of crap, and you know it, Edwin! You will pay, dancing man! You will pay!

[Guest kelloggs]

Edwin when I begged for a match I didn't mean against a sWo member. It makes sense because of the way that tourney went down but still you're vile and evil and holding us down.

 

And Poisyn...it's go time. I'm all for the challenge.

 

By the way Edwin good card with the limited writers and everyone expect a board promo with some inner turmoil and 'ish.

 

If there is a defunct Jobber's Title I want it. But I'd prefer a World Title shot...

 

M. "Agrees with Mr. Wilson's post" Francis

[Guest BigTim2002]

Francis, you know that if Thugg sees you copying his trade mark "Da 'insert witty nickname here' H", he'll get Outcast to roll over you with his lawnmower...

 

Also, is there a REASON why Francis can't, oh, I don't know DEFEND one of those two pretty looking titles he's got there?

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Because, T-Bone, out of the four people I could book for this show not in the tourney,

 

1) Thor's had a lot of shots lately and will only have a few days to write anyway

2) I don't think Y2K has earned a shot yet

3) The Mak/Poisyn match doesn't need a title to be pretty huge. I'll be saving that for the rematch, if there is one.

 

And that is the bookerman, saying his piece.

[Guest Suicide King]

No-show and be brutally horse-whipped.

 

Please people... I long to return to the happy-go-lucky Suicide King who makes fun of everyone for no reason. Not the sullen pissed Suicide King who makes fun of people because they suck.

[Guest Ace309]

In other words, he wants it to be himself, and not the JLers, who looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove the cock.

[Guest kelloggs]

T-bone, me and the angry black man are cool or he'd have killed me long ago. He's feelin' the respect I got for him by stealing the thing he stole from Stubby.

 

M. "isn't imitation the sincerest form of something" Francis

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

If anybody no-shows for Crimson you can give 'em to me! And a $20.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Hey hey, I'm back. Unbelievably the weather in Florida was actually colder than in my home state of Michigan. I expected to be sad for my tenure down there, but I wasn't very upset as I did nothing but work.

 

Anyways, I'm ready to write, am in high spirits at the birth of my country and on that note Y2K is going to feel the wrath of one very pissed off Thunder God. This win is for America. *jets fly by with red, white, and blue smoke trails behind them while several eagles spread their wings and let out a cry*

[Guest Tod deKindes]

If anybody no-shows for Crimson you can give 'em to me! And a $20.

Why don't get yourself a big fat cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

 

*rimshot*

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Ohhhhhhhhh, !*Bitched*!

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Hey, Spike, did you get the..er P.M I sent to you?

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

You received nothing, Spike, you received absolutely nothing. I dont know wtf Cutthroats talking about, do you?

 

*cough*ignoreit*cough*