Guest O.J. Hart Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Well, my dad has already agreed to get tickets for me and a friend for a Raw Roster House Show at the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh on Sunday,August 4,2002!! I know the tickets aren't even on sale yet, but any ideas for funny signs? I have some ideas "Jazz is my dad"(my signature) "Dawn Marie is my Wife" "Ric Flair needs a Bra" "I hate him"(arrow pointing at guy next to me) "People Behind this Can't See" "Ralphus is God" "Brock is Constipated" "What happened to Repo Man?" "Why is the Bossman still here?" "Rookies fear Bradshaw" "Dawn Marie 0:69-I just screwed her ass" That's a few ideas, I knwo with this sign policy, about 90% or almost all of them will be taken away at the door.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 "i get higher than rvd" "i just hotboxed with x-pac" "shawn michaels is a douchebag" "got tag teams?"
Guest Mark4steamboat Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Hogan Isn't Here!!!! Shawn fears Marines. Since August 3rd is the birthday of everyone's favorite steamboat mark, to show the love me for bring the: Happy B-day M4S! i'd also like to say that 4 days after my b-day im going to Tool!
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Ummm....signs at a house show are pointless.
Guest Nezbyte Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I Came Her For The Whole Funakin Sho (Pic of Funaki)
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 not unless you can get a wrestler to crack up during a match with something you have written on a sign. then it is worth it.
Guest Mark4steamboat Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Anyone ever have a sign that made a wrestler laugh. I had a Angle Rules! sign back when he first started a few years ago and he was wrestlign the rock and before the match he was on the mic and pointed to my friends and i and said "at least greenville has a few citizens that use Intelligance" Angle is god.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 back during the whole puppy craze i had a sign that said i wanna see vinnie mac's puppies, and when shane-o came out his concentration was broken
Guest nWoScorpion Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 I just realized house show signs mean nothing, cause u won't see them on TV.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 X-pac is Lazy Do a Clerks and have a speech bubble with a "I eat cock"
Guest JHawk Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 not unless you can get a wrestler to crack up during a match with something you have written on a sign. then it is worth it. I can't say I made a wrestler laugh, but at an ECW house show in April 2000, right when Mikey was starting to work with Sinister Minister, I took a sign that said "The Devil Made Me Do It". Mikey walked to the ring like any old Mikey Whipwreck match, then got into character when he saw the sign. Gabe S. even got it on camera for the fancam. But at a WWE show, signs at house shows are pretty pointless.
Guest Mark4steamboat Posted July 6, 2002 Report Posted July 6, 2002 Vince takes up any sign that is close to being funny or having to do with a scandal involving the wwe. My Paging Dr. Zehorian... sign(i wrote it when i was sitting in my seat before a Smackdown! show started) was yanked as soon as i got it in the air. this was right after HHH came back so there ya go. The Big White Security Guard came over , took my sign, and said "mr. mcmahon thinks this is unacceptable" My section started a security sucks chant with was pretty cool. Vinnie Mac held my hero down and now he is holding steamboat's greatest fan down!
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 7, 2002 Report Posted July 7, 2002 so vince personally sent him out there to take you sign. what a fucker!
Guest the 1inch punch Posted July 7, 2002 Report Posted July 7, 2002 "My hands hurt from holding this sign"
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 "my other sign had too much rulthless agression"
Guest JHawk Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 "Sekooritee tuk mah othur syne 4 mispelt wrds"
Guest Flyboy Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 "Dawn Marie is my Wife" "Dawn Marie 0:69-I just screwed her ass" ... Umm.. no... and... no.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 House Show = 0 Workrate. Can we have a title switch? WHAT no Austin?
Guest O.J. Hart Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 heres another one.... "What the hell's ruthless agression?!?!?!?!?!
Guest JHawk Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 "I worked 600 hours at McDonald's to pay for these seats."
Guest NoCalMike Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 I remember when I had front row seats to RAW, this was during WWF's "freedom of speech" tirade, and I had an ECW sign, and they didn't take it. The only sign they did take was a "Sable 2 Words for Ya: Fuck Me" the best part was the guy with the headseat was guiding another guard to the poster and I heard him say, "ya the guy in the red shirt, his sign says, "fuck me" on it".....har har......
Guest Mark4steamboat Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Austin 3:16 says, do you want fries with that?
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