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Guest saturnmark4life

Undertaker has a shirt that sort of says 'Big Red Evil Devil' which is dumb enough, then Cole calls him 'Red Devil' and JR calls him 'Big Evil' and the shirt itself kinda has the words in a circle so it's not clear what order they go in. Can't they decide or something?

 

also, i always really liked 'above average mike sanders' but i think it's just me and El Cubano on that one.

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Guest RetroRob215

Bubba Tough bothers me what. What exactly does Bubba "Bubba Tough" Dudley mean?

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Guest Shaved Bear

anything that comes from Michael Cole, and i think 'The Game' is really really dumb

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Guest Shaved Bear

lets also not forget Big Sexy, just take a moment to think of how dumb that is

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Guest Fook_Hing_Ho

"Booger Red"

 

"The Cerebral Assasin"

 

"The Bionic Redneck"

 

"G-Money" (Whoever thought that would be a good name for the Pig Show?)

 

"Shane-O-Mac"

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Guest dreamer420

i'm not really a fan of rabid wolverine. the crippler was always way better.

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Guest Mark4steamboat

Cerebral Assasin is one of the best IMO. It causes a ton of marks to scratch their head but those who are educated enough understand what it means.

for those who dont, i always like to help. Cerebral refers to the brain and everyone knows what an assasin is. therefore, he attacks the mind. Not anymore but yeah he used to.

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Guest dreamer420

i love Cerebral Assassin too. it works perfectly with hhh holding a sledgehammer.

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Guest chirs3

"Mr. Ass" and "The Big Valbowski" always rubbed me the wrong way. What the hell was wrong with "Billy Gunn" and "Val Venis"?

 

Hell, I would take "Mr. Ass, Billy Gunn!" or "The Big Valbowski, Val Venis!" over just the nicknames.

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Guest dreamer420

the big valbowski sucks on new levels. honestly why would they ever change his name from val venis to that shitty title. what is the wwe thinking on that one

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Guest MaxPower27

What about Albert "Ol' 8 and 3/8ths" (JR referring to the size of his head)

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Guest dreamer420

that is lame too.

 

i think the only one that has ever worked for jr was calling crash holly elroy jetson.

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Guest Grenouille

Wizards of the Wicked Wood....JR's name for the Dudley Boys of course.

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Guest Flyboy
"Shane-O-Mac"

Hey! I like Shane-O-Mac!

 

 

Booger Red... is just... ugh.

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Guest Mattdotcom

It still brings me much "WTF". Hogan was cutting a promo on Nitro in '98 about DDP (I think) and kept stopping in mid-sentence to say-

 

"Or as the Nitro Girls call me, Woody..."

 

and keep on going. He did it at least twice.

 

I hate "Cerebral Assasian, because all of Trip's master plans are just hitting someone with a sledgehammer.

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Guest Redhawk

"Booger Red" has got to be the all-time worst.

 

Honorable mentions go to...

 

"Scum-(fill in the blank)" -- courtesy DDP

"Rabid Wolverine." -- Can a wolverine even get rabies? I thought that was a dog thing?

"Hall 3:17"

"Big Sexy"

"The Big Valbowski." -- It was cool when it was referring to his dick. But it should NOT be his name!

"Big Evil Red Devil"

"Human Suplex Machine"

"Edgester"

"Nature Boy." -- Do you like nature? Do you like boys? Don't answer that.

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Guest dreamer420

you didn't like HOLLYWOOD SCUM HOGAN?! i almost fell out of my seat laughing when i heard that beauty.

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Guest Michael Joel Benoit

I thought Nature Boy meant he was pure and perfect.

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Guest Michael Joel Benoit

The Billion Dollar Princess with the Trillion Dollar Body but it makes sense since Steph spent a Trillion for the boob job.

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Guest dreamer420

face+boobs+ass+legs+stomach = trillion dollar body. not just a set of fake tits.

 

he all know britney spears has the trillion dollar body anyway right?

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