Guest caboose Report post Posted July 3, 2002 ::Camera pans to show the Kliq:: ::Triple H looks at camera:: ::Triple H-'Oh shit! I'm not in the nWo yet!':: ::Triple H dives out of the way of the camera:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2002 ::Triple H brushes X-Pac as he dives:: HHH: Are you okay? X-Pac: Yeah I'm fine. I mean, Damn, my back, I can't move! HHH: Okay, Sean, you don't have to job to Booker this week. X-Pac: I can move! It's a miracle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheSmarkzone Report post Posted July 3, 2002 HHH is sitting in the front row in between Y2J and Test. (HHH always sits in between Y2J and Test, even on airplanes and at the pre-show buffet. This way, he can hold them down 24/7 and make sure that they don't get over.) For some odd reason, HHH is wearing a lavalier mic and an ear piece. Taker and Kurt Angle go for the double submission spot, and HHH suddenly leaps out of his seat and starts screaming. HHH: "NO! CUT! I do NOT like that finish! Let's take it from the top!" Kevin Dunn (over the PA): "What the hell are you doing?!" HHH: "If anyone's gonna make Taker tap, it's gonna be me...er, I mean it makes Taker look weak! If Brock can't do his K.O. finish, then Kurt can't do his tap-out finish! START OVER!" Taping resumes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2002 I doubt HHH is holding Test down. It's Test's own suck that keeps him from going anywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheSmarkzone Report post Posted July 3, 2002 Nope. Test just needs a quality program with a quality opponent. Maybe Kurt Angle...yeah, he'd be a nice job-boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2002 Haha. Test needs to learn how to wrestle. Two good matches over 3 and a half years is pitiful. You can STRETCH it and say that Test/Edge SS was good (I don't agree) but that's still only three Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted July 4, 2002 Im suddenly more interested in watching Smackdown in a few hours. I was gonna go to sleep, but heck, this is gonna be interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 4, 2002 *shows Test with a "Boring" sign....and HHH with a "My Sign Is Holding Others Back" which points to Jericho and Angle peeking around the side of the sign* Cole: We have a crazy crowd here... *shows Sara Taker with a "I pinned DDP" sign and Stephanie holding a "Who Books This Crap?" sign* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RepoMan Report post Posted July 4, 2002 "*Test holds up a "Test Sucks" sign without looking at it first* *Test looks at the sign and takes it down* Test: "Damnit, I don't suck! SHHHHHHHAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!! Tell me I don't suck!" Shane: "Test, you're the best Motley Crue roadie that I've known" Test: "Thanks..." *Test and Shane hug before begining to slowdance*" Did anyone else envison Shane and Test as George and Lenny from Of Mice and Men in this scene? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 4, 2002 "*Test holds up a "Test Sucks" sign without looking at it first* *Test looks at the sign and takes it down* Test: "Damnit, I don't suck! SHHHHHHHAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!! Tell me I don't suck!" Shane: "Test, you're the best Motley Crue roadie that I've known" Test: "Thanks..." *Test and Shane hug before begining to slowdance*" Did anyone else envison Shane and Test as George and Lenny from Of Mice and Men in this scene? Maybe if Test was holding Randy Orton's snapped neck first. Test: Gee, Shane, I only wanted to pet him. I don't want to cause no trouble Shane! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted July 4, 2002 ::Shows Sara Taker holding a 'My Husband is Pregnant' sign:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GenerationNever Report post Posted July 4, 2002 Ugh. Wow, my suspension of disbelief has just shattered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 4, 2002 and the crtuisers are holding up signs saying "I'd rather be in NWA:TNA, before being escorted out of the building Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted July 4, 2002 ::Taker holds up a sign, 'I'm gonna call it Paul Jnr if it's a boy':: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted July 4, 2002 Don't forget Jericho's Sign. "F#CK The Smarks!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted July 4, 2002 ::Triple H-'Dammit they can't have any more TV time, they might get over!' Triple H has Jericho and Angle escorted out of the building:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Raven_Effect01 Report post Posted July 4, 2002 LOL, I'm enjoying this thread. I'd like to read more "Wrestlers with signs" ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 4, 2002 *Trish Stratus can be seen with a "God Bless Plastic Surgery" sign........and Funaki is carrying the requisite "This is Workrate?" sign* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted July 4, 2002 X-Pac holds up a "Main Eventer" sign with an arrow pointing down. RVD holds up the popular "Brock Lesnar ate Sid Vicious" sign, while Brock holds up a "Mark" sign with an arrow pointing back to Rob. Triple H holds up a "Rocky sucks!" sign. Security comes to take it, but he threatens to hold them down, then convinces them to take down Jericho's "Conspiracy Victim" (with arrow pointing down) poster instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted July 4, 2002 "*Test holds up a "Test Sucks" sign without looking at it first* *Test looks at the sign and takes it down* Test: "Damnit, I don't suck! SHHHHHHHAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!! Tell me I don't suck!" Shane: "Test, you're the best Motley Crue roadie that I've known" Test: "Thanks..." *Test and Shane hug before begining to slowdance*" Did anyone else envison Shane and Test as George and Lenny from Of Mice and Men in this scene? Maybe if Test was holding Randy Orton's snapped neck first. Test: Gee, Shane, I only wanted to pet him. I don't want to cause no trouble Shane! *in the back of the lockerroom after an episode of Smackdown* [stephanie] C'mon, touch it. [Test] Uhm...ok. Test reaches and grabs into Stephanie's hair and starts to stroke it. He gets a spaced out look on his face, as he continues. [stephanie] Isn't that nice? Now don't muss it up. [Test] Yeah... [stephanie] Test. Let go. Andrew, let go! An-- Test covers up Stephanie's mouth. [Test] No, no, no! Shane'll get angry at me! *SNAP!* Stephanie limply to the floor. Test curses at Stephanie for a minute, then walks off after slightly burying her in towels. -30 minutes later- Arn Anderson walks into the room... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted July 4, 2002 Man, if the WWE is resorting to cutting tight shots and filling in dead crowd areas, you know 2002 is shaping up to be 1995. The ratings might be at around 3.5 (whereas 95 they were 1's) but man, come on. Tight shots and using employees to fill the seats? When will the desperation stop for Vince and crew? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GenerationNever Report post Posted July 4, 2002 Arn Anderson doesn't notice Stephanie and starts to masterbate to an old Missy Hyatt photo(when she was still hot). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 4, 2002 Arn Anderson doesn't notice Stephanie and starts to masterbate to an old Missy Hyatt photo(when she was still hot). Vince - "M's gonna puke! ....he's gonna PUKE.....he's gonna....he's gonna..." *PUKE* that's better... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Report post Posted July 4, 2002 I can just imagine The Hurricane and Rey Jr sat in the crowd in full gear with masks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 4, 2002 *the Hurricane watches Triple H talking to the ref* Helms - "Stand Back....There's A Screwjob Coming Through!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted July 4, 2002 ::Test and Shane are seen on camera:: ::Test-'People say I suck. Whats that aboot?':: ::Shane(rubbing Test's shoulders)-'No you don't baybee, your no.1!':: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
