Anyone ever see the Nude World Order movie?

[Guest chickiesinger]

Dear Wrestling Fans,

 

Does anyone know of a porno movie called Nude World Order? The movie was a parody of the New World Order and had a strong pro wrestling theme to it. The movie came out during the height of the New World Order's popularity. Just wanted to know if the movie was any good and if any wrestlers were in it. Marcus Bagwell used to do porno but I don't think he did this movie. Peace out and have a nice day

 

sincerely,

 

Chickie Singer

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

...this has actually peaked my interest...

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Me too... although I really wouldn't want to see Nash or Hogan in the buff.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

...hahaha...Hogan in a porno...

 

How much you wanna bet they refer to his erection as him "HULKING UP"?!

 

WOULD NASH TEAR A QUAD WHILE HUMPING?!

[Guest EdwardKnoxII]

From: http://www.amazingtails.com/Movie/4264.htm

 

NUDE WORLD ORDER (Sin City)

 

Sex, greed, corruption. In the hardcore world of professional wrestling Sin City Ultra and Director David Christopher expose the myth's, the legends, and the sexual extremes of the power. Mad men and the sex crazy women of the Nude World Order. From the wet and wild orgies in the mansions of the decadent promoters, to the pre-match oral workouts from anal ring girls to the pussy licking tag teams. Where the drug and sex is fuel that fires the volcanic action packed arena of sin known as the Nude World Order.

[Guest wwF1587]

...hahaha...Hogan in a porno...

 

How much you wanna bet they refer to his erection as him "HULKING UP"?!

 

WOULD NASH TEAR A QUAD WHILE HUMPING?!

lmao

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm.

Heard of it: Yes

Seen it: No

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

although I really wouldn't want to see Nash or Hogan in the buff.

 

Cross out Hogan and Nash, put in Sean Waltman, and you better believe my ass is there

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

ok. let me be the first to say it.

 

Ewww...

 

Carry on..or not.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Yes, I realize I'm probably the only Waltman mark on this board. They do exist, you know!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Only in the mentally insane teenage women that cyber with IDRM...

[Guest T®ITEC]

I'm so glad that I realised how much Waltman sucks as living organism... Phew.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

 

They do exist, you know!

 

Only in the mentally insane teenage women that cyber with IDRM...

 

So, add that together...

 

Waltman marks exist only in the mentally insane teenage women that cyber with IDRM.

 

Interesting....

 

--Credit: Simply Unreal (we've had lots of trouble with icon stealing among the journal communities, sooo, I had to give credit to my community)

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Boredom set in:

 

    Nearly five hours' worth of pro grappling each Monday night has forced issues and spun extravagant storylines that would put "Days of Our Lives" to shame. It's here where guys with names like "The Hitman" switch leagues and allegiances at the wave of a flag; or Cubano-types called "Razor" suddenly drop their nationalities and the Ricardo Montalban accents, at the same time finessing enough mood swings to give Spencer Tracy a run for his money in Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

    Himself the equivalent of a Jihad member when it comes to wrestling zealotry, Dave Christopher figured it was high time to work this Monday night phenomenon into an adult feature. After all, it's an acknowledged fact that porn and pro wrestling are joined, in some bizarre fashion, at the hip. The rivalries, the politics, the fandom and the showbiz cross-pollinate the two entertainment spheres in ways that stretch beyond normal coincidence.

    That as background, Christopher came up with a title called Nude World Order. And any porn/wrestling fan worth his foreign objects knows exactly its genesis - pro wrestling's "New World Order" being one of the most brilliantly-conceived marketing strategems of the late 20th century.

    Christopher's Nude World Order - which already has "sequel" written all over it, thanks to a last-minute tagline called "The Creation" - is fueled on similar principles. The "bad guys" are, in essence, the good guys, the idolized guys, the wish-we-were-you-guys. Nude World Order, then, imagines a mythical wrestling league called ICF-UCK which is made up of these self-inflated icons.

    The operation's run with an iron hand by a womanizing gentleman of the old south, Col. Ed Tanner . But little does Col. Ed realize that his idiot nephew, Tony Ventura, the league's play-by-play man, is scheming to take over the whole shebang for himself.

   To achieve his devious ends, Tony pulls a last minute double-cross on the league's ultra-vain promoter Eric McManly, by arranging to have the popular tag team champs Grunt & Groan  take an unscheduled dive into the tank on the league's next Monday Night Wham-O show. Grunt & Groan, managed by Col. Ed's girlfriend, loses to the outlaw team, Body Slam. This unforeseen development prompts an internal war of politicking, programming and counter-programming that probably isn't too far removed from the Real McCoy...

    After a lunch break, muscular stud John West gets, possibly, his first opportunity ever to open his mouth in an adult video. Playing Rock Hard Rick Houston, a cocky wrestler with a kiss-my-ass swagger, West makes the most of it, grabbing mics and taunting mythical audiences in a manner much like his true life counterpart, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

 

I cleaned the review up a bit and included only the interesting points. Sounds interesting to say the least.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Herschel Savage, Tony Ventura, Eric McManly

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Wow. More complex than I thought... uhh.. sorta.

[Guest El Satanico]

Yeah I'm so sure the idea came about in such in thought out way.

 

"Dude I like wrestling and i make pornos...i got a great idea...we will make a wrestling themed porno"

 

Probably alot like Vince McMahon in a creative meeting.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I think someone should demand that sequel be made and based on the current goings on behind the scenes of the WWE.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

It'd be impossible without mentioning at least one gay reference

[Guest MrRant]

I thought it would be more of a hazing porno if they do a sequel. Batista having to take it up the ass while D Von makes him call himself a bitch.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

D'Von paired with Batista?? :throwup: And everyone calls *me* disgusting!?!?!?

[Guest T®ITEC]

There was a story on WWE.Com, Yuna. Something about Bautisa losig a bet.

 

 

 

I thought it would be more of a hazing porno if they do a sequel. Batista having to take it up the ass while D Von makes him call himself a bitch.

 

That would be hilarious.. in a way. Of course, it would have to explore that Bradshaw thing. Poor Hurricane/Nowinski.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

*reads the article* Whoah...they're still a disgusting pair, though.