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The Gnomes...Strike Back
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post Nov 3 2002, 10:11 PM
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Shut up Agnes or I'll start mailing YOU gnomes.
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Guest_Ravenbomb_*
post Nov 3 2002, 10:11 PM
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while they're not looking, like when they're getting the mail, sneak up behind them with a gnome that has his finger sticking out and have it finger THEM! That'll teach them!
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Guest_Angle-plex_*
post Nov 3 2002, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE(cobainwasmurdered @ Nov 4 2002, 04:11 AM)
Shut up Agnes or I'll start mailing YOU gnomes.

Fuck. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 3 2002, 11:11 PM
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That's the idea.

So do you think i should go with the Ressurection Gnomes tonight? If so I have to start getting ready soon.
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post Nov 4 2002, 12:25 AM
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Evil Gnome idea..

have them holding up random bible verses that are either evil, weird or dissing those neighbors.

examples:

John 11:35- "Jesus wept"
Numbers 15:36- "So the assembly took him outside the camp and stoned him to death, as the LORD commanded Moses"
Rev. 17:16- "And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire."
Exodus 18:22- "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

and start putting Jack Chick bible tracts in their yard around the gnomes, with notes telling them that gnomes rule hell and they are looking forward to sticking pitchforks in their asses. The tracts are like this or this

go for the resurrection
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Guest_Prime Time Andrew Doyle_*
post Nov 4 2002, 03:57 AM
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QUOTE(cobainwasmurdered @ Nov 4 2002, 05:11 AM)
So do you think i should go with the Ressurection Gnomes tonight? If so I have to start getting ready soon.

Combine the dead "Infidel"(sp?) Gnome idea with the resurrection idea. Have the dead gnome out tonight, then have the funeral tomorrow and have the resurrection in two nights.
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post Nov 4 2002, 06:37 PM
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YES! GRA GOT OVER! Anyways, you ought to have a GRA war in their yards, etc. So gnomes all bloody and shit.
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Guest_Mattdotcom_*
post Nov 4 2002, 07:19 PM
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This is the greatest thing ever.
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post Nov 4 2002, 07:39 PM
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(IMG:http://www.therandomgame.org/img/captioncontest/gnomes.jpg)
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 4 2002, 07:40 PM
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Alright guys I did the infidel gnome idea..and when they saw it they freaked!

The woman ran back into the house and wouldn't come out and the guy started smashing the gnomes. But I grabbed one from the garbage that he didn't wreck.
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Guest_Some Guy_*
post Nov 4 2002, 07:42 PM
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Did you use fake blood and everything?
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 4 2002, 07:43 PM
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Yes. Thank god it was halloween so recently I have a TON of fake blood and other props.
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Guest_Some Guy_*
post Nov 4 2002, 07:55 PM
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CWM, you have to get a digital camera or a scanner. This shit is too funny to not be posted in pictures.
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Guest_Angle-plex_*
post Nov 4 2002, 07:56 PM
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They might call the cops if you keep doing this stuff.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 4 2002, 07:58 PM
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They don't know it's me Agnes.

And I'm looking around for a Digital Camera/scanner.
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Guest_Angle-plex_*
post Nov 4 2002, 08:00 PM
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Still, if someone kept putting Gnomes on my lawn, even if I didn't know who it was, I would call the cops.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 4 2002, 08:04 PM
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They have called the cops before. They don't know it's me. They seem to think it's this kid down the street.
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Guest_Angle-plex_*
post Nov 4 2002, 08:09 PM
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How old are they?
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Guest_AM The Kid_*
post Nov 4 2002, 09:04 PM
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That's awesome, I wish I was doing it...but the elderly chineese family and the old lady probably wouldn't appreciate it.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 4 2002, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE(Angle-plex @ Nov 5 2002, 02:09 AM)
How old are they?

30ish
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 5 2002, 06:03 PM
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Okay guys I did the funeral last night. It was amazing. I painted on tears, and all that kind of stuff. It looked so creepy that it scared the hell out of me!

resurrection happens in two days.

any ideas for what to do after?
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post Nov 5 2002, 06:21 PM
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Hmmm... I think re-doing the war scene or hanging a gnome dressed as an angel ascended from a tree to make the gnome look like he's rising.


Or you could, if you have the money, buy a bunch of crosses and hang them... that'd be hard though.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 6 2002, 10:21 PM
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I have lots of wood for my fire place that I can use to make crosses. they won't be that good but they'll do.

I'll try and have the ressurected gnome coming down from a tree as the others tremble in awe or some such.
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post Nov 6 2002, 10:39 PM
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CWM, man, how have they not caught you yet? You'd think they'd be constantly on the prowl to see who's leaving all this stuff in their yard.

What's your secret? Just out of curiosity, of course...I'd never think about fuckin' with my neighbors like this....
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Guest_Lord of The Curry_*
post Nov 6 2002, 10:51 PM
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SHIT!

Before you do the "Ressurection" thing you really should have had a gnome carrying a cross on his back with lady gnomes all around him crying to add to the religious intrigue.
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 6 2002, 10:53 PM
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QUOTE(Bosstones Fan @ Nov 7 2002, 04:39 AM)
CWM, man, how have they not caught you yet? You'd think they'd be constantly on the prowl to see who's leaving all this stuff in their yard.

What's your secret? Just out of curiosity, of course...I'd never think about fuckin' with my neighbors like this....

I've had a number of close calls but really it comes down to them being lazy and me not being an idiot.

i wait till it's completly dark and I always were a mask. If they seem to be waiting I don't go. Sometimes my friends help be distracting them.
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Guest_Lord of The Curry_*
post Nov 6 2002, 10:59 PM
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That's it.......the gnome revolution has officially made it's way north of the border. I'm taking this bitch Canada-wide!

Sorry if you consider this an imitation CWM, but this is far too funny to pass up and I've got a shitload of customer who've pissed me off that need to be taught a lesson...............................gnome style.
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post Nov 6 2002, 11:06 PM
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Have a Gnome with a sad clown face at their door with a sign around its neck saying:

"Gnome One knows Me"
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Guest_cobainwasmurdered_*
post Nov 6 2002, 11:08 PM
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QUOTE(Lord of The Curry @ Nov 7 2002, 04:59 AM)
That's it.......the gnome revolution has officially made it's way north of the border. I'm taking this bitch Canada-wide!

Sorry if you consider this an imitation CWM, but this is far too funny to pass up and I've got a shitload of customer who've pissed me off that need to be taught a lesson...............................gnome style.

Go ahead. I'm glad to see that you guys enjoy this.
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Guest_Lord of The Curry_*
post Nov 6 2002, 11:09 PM
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Just a question: Who came up with the whole "gnome invasion" idea in the first place?

Because that person is the king of the fuckin world.
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