Dreaming of wrestling

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Last night, I had a dream featuring Ric Flair. Myself and some friends tried to convince him to pull our boat along.

 

Has anyone else dreamt of wrestlers doing bizarre things?

 

Ok, crap thread but I'm bored

[Guest eiker_ir]

i was once dreaming that i was figthing with Freddy Krueger on some cabin or something like that when all of the sudden Hogan appeared out of nowhere dressed all red & yellow and started saying stuff like "take ur vitamins and say ur prayers" "be a real american" and crap like that

 

and Freddy and i stared at him with faces like "WTF?!"

 

 

it's true

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Oddly enough I had a dream last night that my high school reunion was taking place in a darkly lit casino where wrestling was going on as well. The match I remember being in my dream was a triple threat between Roddy Piper, Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit and I also remember Piper chewing out Tito Santana for something.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

My friend Valerie had this dream:

 

She was with me and a couple of our friends at a local swimming pool. We're relaxing, everything's cool, and f'in Vince McMahon shows up. In his suit. Arms swinging and everything. It was like ninety degree weather.

 

He comes over and starts chatting with us. He kept going on about divorces and about Laura, .. we think she likes Vince. He has a very crippling handshake, from what she told me...

 

 

I've had several dreams involving wrestlers throughout the years. Some of them were weird..

 

There was one last summer where I was with a group of people (including Jeff Hardy), and we were in this huge old condemned house.. looking for Eddy Guerrero. Eddy tried to kill me, but I ended up making him slit is own throat. It wasn’t as bad the one two months before that, though.

 

It was no more than ten seconds long, and it just ruined my day. Eddy Guerrero (again?) slit his wrists, and there was some creepy narrative to go with it. It said something like, “Not even Team Extreme can save him now.”

 

Others: Shane McMahon was a European king; Trish Stratus smacked people upside the head, calling each one a “dumbass”; a trip to 7-11 with the Alliance; … Uhm. There was the one with me becoming insanely jealous of Valerie at a RAW taping and trying to kill her and Paul Heyman…

 

Man, I suck.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion, I thank you. My dream of Flair and boats now looks stunningly normal.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

I think I had the dream that all Smart Marks usually have...

 

The McMahons and HHH are out there having an interview, until I run out of the crowd with my boys holding security back. Vince actually tells security to let them go and to let me speak...

 

So I step up to HHH, and go nose to nose with his ass...and I say two simple words...

 

"Get him."

 

Suddenly, every single person that has been held down by HHH or the McMahons emerge from the back and take them all down, with Benoit hitting the headbutt on HHH while Jericho has him in the REAL Walls of Jericho. It was great...

[Guest eiker_ir]

I think I had the dream that all Smart Marks usually have...

 

The McMahons and HHH are out there having an interview, until I run out of the crowd with my boys holding security back. Vince actually tells security to let them go and to let me speak...

 

So I step up to HHH, and go nose to nose with his ass...and I say two simple words...

 

"Get him."

 

Suddenly, every single person that has been held down by HHH or the McMahons emerge from the back and take them all down, with Benoit hitting the headbutt on HHH while Jericho has him in the REAL Walls of Jericho. It was great...

 

i think i'm gonna dream that tonight

 

 

[Guest AM The Kid]

I few months ago I had a dream that I was sitting in a really dusty, old, small building. The lighting and the whole building looked to be from the 70's, except for a wrestling ring sitting in the middle with a huge spotlight on it. And there are all these wrestlers from the past and present walking around. I'm sitting up in the last seat on the risers, leaning against the wall, talking to the Hardyz and Lita(I hate each of them). All of these wrestlers are walking around, I specifically remeber Angle and someone having a match in the ring and Andre the Giant walking down past the ring. Then I realise that I had come to the show with my dad so I go on a search to find him, but I can't. So I decide to call his cellphone which he left at home...I can't remember much else about it.

 

I have wrestling dreams nightly though.

[Guest Jack Tunney]

I once had a dream that the Undertaker and Kane were in the ring.Kane gets on the mic and says,"You all know I'm not this mans brother!" and then unmasks himself.I was thinking "whoa,is this a shoot?!".And then I woke up.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Strangely, I've had not many wrestling relating dreams

 

I kind of battle with TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion for weirdness. Most of my dreams result with me dying at the end. In the past year it's been in a terrorist attack of whatever sort usually, but before that it was in all sorts of odd ways.

 

Anyway, I had two sort of wrestling dreams:

 

In one, Ric Flair got an account here and started chatting with us. I forget exactly what about. I know at one point he gave a lot of flame to some worker and Dames told him to take it to No Holds Barred.

 

In another, AngleSault got a job at WWE and was debuted as Kurt Angle's onscreen fanboy (what else?) He would interrupt ref counts and put Kurt's feet on the ropes and shit. You kind of wanted someone to put the guy through a table.

 

Also, a friend of mine had a dream where Nash moved in next door and would play music loud at 2 in the morning.

[Guest The Superstar]

I seriously had a dream last year where Trish was at my school and I got to grab her boobs...twice. I don't remember much about it, except beforehand my friend and I sang a song called "Paternal Rain" (?!?!) at our mall's Karaoke contest (We promptly lost when it was discovered that Zig [my friend] was the only one who knew the words, as I was just standing there). Anyway, the first time I touched her tits she kicked me, but the second time she smiled, went to kiss me and I woke up.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I actually had a dream about the OAOAST once. We'd all met up at Wrestlemania and I was standing next to Zack Malibu. Thats all I remember though.

 

Damn, I spend too much time on this board.

[Guest The Superstar]

LOL! I forgot about mine...all the OAOASTers were hanging out at the local pool here in Naples for a party...but no one knew who any of us were. All I remember is Zack and EF surfing (in a pool?!), Sandman rolling around in the grass, and then I was standing in line next to someone to get food and my mom was like "Matt, this is Anglesault!" and I was like "OMG!!"

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I think you win, Superstar. I never have anyone from OAOAST/TSM in my dreams... Yet, anyway.

 

The worst wrestling dream/coincidence once again comes from my friend Valerie:

 

She had a dream several months ago that somehow involved the Undertaker "doing" her, so to speak. All she remembered when she woke up was that Taker said she was good in bed,... And she doesn't even LIKE the Undertaker!

 

And it was that same Saturday when she started getting severe ovarian pains. She now knows she has an ovarian cyst.

 

So: Dreams about sex with the Undertaker cause ovarian cysts.

 

The worst part is that she may have gotten it around the time Sara Undertaker got pregnant. Now we're telling her that she'll give birth to some hideous little thing naned "Mark Junior".

 

True story.

[Guest bob_barron]

William Regal once murdered John Cena and then noticed me in the crowd cheering, Regal Waved me and then brought Trish out to give me a blowjob

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I hate to think what I'm going to dream about tonight after reading all this.

 

Hopefully something involving Trish rather than Taker.

[Guest Jack Tunney]

I seriously had a dream last year where Trish was at my school and I got to grab her boobs...twice. I don't remember much about it, except beforehand my friend and I sang a song called "Paternal Rain" (?!?!) at our mall's Karaoke contest (We promptly lost when it was discovered that Zig [my friend] was the only one who knew the words, as I was just standing there). Anyway, the first time I touched her tits she kicked me, but the second time she smiled, went to kiss me and I woke up.

Freud would have a field day with that dream.I'm sure he'd interperate "Paternal Rain" as being semen.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

My sister-in-law (doesn't watch much) had a wrestling dream when she had the flu and was on medication...

 

In her dream, Paul Heyman and I got married and had kids. Really happy marriage. Oh, and uhm, we were loud during sex. So there you go.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

She had a dream several months ago that somehow involved the Undertaker "doing" her, so to speak. All she remembered when she woke up was that Taker said she was good in bed

ROFL!

 

I guess I should have mentioned that one.. I've had at least one dream that involved someone on the WWE's payroll in an intimate setting.....

 

 

 

 

And before anyone starts, no, not Bradshaw.

[Guest Invader3k]

I once had a dream that was pretty much non-wrestling related. I remember being in this huge house that was almost entirely made out of glass. I remember looking out a window and seeing a dead body lying in a creek or something. Then I went into the basement, and saw...

 

Ric Flair, wearing one of his trademark robes (purple I think), kicking huge stacks of National Geographics down and cursing about wanting to "kick the Pharaoh of Egypt's ass" or something like that.

 

Truly bizarre.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I once had a dream that was pretty much non-wrestling related. I remember being in this huge house that was almost entirely made out of glass. I remember looking out a window and seeing a dead body lying in a creek or something. Then I went into the basement, and saw...

 

Ric Flair, wearing one of his trademark robes (purple I think), kicking huge stacks of National Geographics down and cursing about wanting to "kick the Pharaoh of Egypt's ass" or something like that.

 

Truly bizarre.

That's so funny!

 

Just as good as the famous "Chicken Sandwich" dream...

 

 

I wonder who was in JotW's lustful dream?... Hmmm.. Not Bradshaw, eh?

 

Another dream of mine: It was really long and confused, and I barely remember any of it... Except that Eric Bischoff sucked on my finger.

 

I guess I got a thing for bookers or somethin'.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Yeah I kicked Neil Armstrong's ass in a wrestling match that also had Angle, Taker, and someone else that I forgot. that same dream I came back out and won a 3 Tier Ring Beer Cooler Match to win the tag team titles.

 

I once had a dream that Vince trapped The Rock, HBK, HHH, and Shane McMahon in a room with spikes on the walls. The walls closed in on all the wrestlers. You could hear awful screams while Vince was laughing an evil laugh.

 

last night I dreamed I was at an outdoor wrestling event at a pavillion that had catwalks people were sitting on to get a birds eye view. Except all the people started jumping off and splatting on the ground. Soon there were waves of people falling to their deaths. One guy even bounced off a wall. But they were all smiling and having fun. Totally disturbing dream. I remember in the dream going, "Oh my god.......oh my god this is horrible."

 

Okay sorry for that dredful dream.

 

Let me lighten the mood.

 

Viva La Parka!!!!!

[Guest MaxPower27]

Geez, I have some whacked out dreams, but none involve marriage, slitting people's throats (for shame TRITEC )

 

Most of mine involve me, John, in wrestling matched and winning titles and such. That's it. When I fall asleep, it's the beginning of the angle. Then, I have the match and wake up...

 

I'm weird...

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I wonder who was in JotW's lustful dream?... Hmmm.. Not Bradshaw, eh?

Nope. All my leanings are on the SD roster... And no, I do not find Kiebler attractive. I call her Skinny Bitch on here for a reason. =b

[Guest dc_tapes]

I've had two dreams with wrestlers that I can remember.

First, I found myself covering up all the windows and doors in my house(like on Night of the Living Dead) I was about to do the front door, but something was pounding on it from the other side. After struggling, I got a look behind the door and saw it was Sid! We struggled some more, and then I noticed he had a title belt over his shoulder.

In the other, I went to Kurt Angle's house. He showed me his HUGE video game collection, and then we went to eat hamburgers. The end.

[Guest The Superstar]

In the other, I went to Kurt Angle's house. He showed me his HUGE video game collection, and then we went to eat hamburgers. The end.

 

For some reason that almost made me bust a lung

[Guest kingkamala]

The weirdest wrestling dream I had was in fall of 2000 when Booker T was in his second WCW title run.I was watching the local high school football team Deering High play Portland High School and they were down 58-3 in the 3rd quarter when all of a sudden the whole Deering team beat up there head coach and the coach was sent to the hospital. So needing a new head coach the announcer asked anyone in the audience if they wanted to coach the team, so out of nowhere Booker T comes out of the audience with WCW title in hand and wearing full Rock rip off gear and he coached the team to a 61-58 victory. As Booker T and the Deering Football team celebrated, a Portland High player walked up and attacked Booker T he unmasked and it was Kevin Nash the dream ended as Kevin Nash was about to powerbomb Booker T.

 

 

The other even weirder dream happened a few weeks ago, I went to a Monday Night Raw that was taking place outside at some outdoor stadium. Anyway Eric Bischoff comes out and all of a sudden pulls me out of the audience to do WWE trivia. Anyway I answer all of the questions but Bischoff says my three minutes are up and the Island Boyz jump out to attack me. I try to give them a kick to the balls but they both no-sell just when things are looking grim Justin Credible runs out and beats up both of the Island Boyz and gives Bischoff the That's Incredible. The dream ends with me and Justin Credible doing crotch chops on the top turnbuckles to a loud pop as the X-Factor theme plays in the background.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

The other even weirder dream happened a few weeks ago, I went to a Monday Night Raw that was taking place outside at some outdoor stadium. Anyway Eric Bischoff comes out and all of a sudden pulls me out of the audience to do WWE trivia. Anyway I answer all of the questions but Bischoff says my three minutes are up and the Island Boyz jump out to attack me. I try to give them a kick to the balls but they both no-sell just when things are looking grim Justin Credible runs out and beats up both of the Island Boyz and gives Bischoff the That's Incredible. The dream ends with me and Justin Credible doing crotch chops on the top turnbuckles to a loud pop as the X-Factor theme plays in the background.

I would now like to say this:

 

That is the best wrestling-related dream. EVER.

 

Anyway...

 

Hey, JotW... Was your SmackDown lover.. Nidia? Torrie? John Cena?

[Guest Jericholic82]

My fav dream, invovled me coming out of the audience to beat up Bischoff and hogan (this was like 97 during the nWo) and sting helping me out

another one was me beggin sting to return to WCW (this was during his crow angle where he sat in the rafters) Also dreamt I was HHH's manager for some reason. Also dreamt that Chris Jericho married my cousin so he was my cousin too. Last year i dreamnt i went on Jay Leno and beat him up for makin fun of the XFL so much (that got annoying if you rememeber

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True story:reminds me of the time i went to disneyland and jay leno was there, my dad and I chanted "Letterman's Better" and he just stared at us. That was real life btw. I have had alot of wrestling related dreams thru the years as you can tell.

 

recently, I dreamt that WWE was having RAW in front of my house in the driveway (well its a big complex so it's big) and I sat in on commentary with JR and The King. Then the Hardys and Lita came in my house and we hung out playin videogames and junk , the weird part is "I hate the freakin hardys"

[Guest JMTapes]

This is from last summer, I posted it the day after...

 

Bret Hart (who had just won the Belt at WMX) was being forced to come to my town and wrestle the Midnight Express in some backwoods area. They wanted him to have areally good match, but he had to lose. From there, it gets a little sketchy...there was something about the footage from the match being damaged or something...the scene was also kind of dark and murky...like old footage from the 1920s. That's got to be the weirdest.

 

Also, ever since I was about 8, I've wanted an IC Belt (the 86-98 version). I mean I wanted it more than anything in the world. Not so much now, but back then I did. Weeeelll, I would always dream of stealing it at a house show or something and running off with it. Then I'd wake up and be really sad. -JM