Lei Tong

No, seriously: who's fucking gimmick are you?

I misread that for a moment and thought that Leena owned the board's name who we shan't speak. I don't get why the Leena thing killed the board entirely. I never cared for her, but I didn't think the board would completely fall apart during her 20 minutes in charge. I'll probably be phasing this one out and posting at the new one myself I was in the same boat during the transition, but a point was made that giving widespread access and some control over the board & its members to a person notorious for screwing with accounts and the like is a sign of bad judgment (and possibly lack of trustworthiness) on the owner's part. Plus, there's always the chance that you run afoul of said hacker and have your account fucked with.

What's the worst crime you've ever committed? Whether legally charged or not, be as specific as you feel you can be without putting your own freedom at risk. I'll go first: attempted murder. Close second: assault with a deadly weapon. EDIT: Drunkenly C&P'ed the wrong date. Shit.

Schiavello's so fucking grating, it's almost unbearable sometimes.

Nah, it was a knife, which is ironic considering I hate them and had a constant fear of getting stabbed in a fight. I'd honestly rather be shot.

The thing is, Barnett KNOWS what the moves are typically known as, and even stumbled last night before inserting the catch-wrestling term for the Kimura. It's not surprising, as I doubt Matt Hume was teaching Josh how to hit "double leg tackles" when he was starting out.

I'd rather he beat an actual contender first.

The only time I've ever come face-to-face with the guy, I ignored him as best I could. That probably hurt him worse than anything else I could do without a gun.

I'm not trying to skirt responsibility for what I did, nor would I argue that there's ever a legit reason to try and kill someone outside of self-defense scenarios. As is, I did something really stupid, and luckily was stopped by co-workers before things went too far.

I don't see any reason either guy should feel particularly bad about how they performed.

Probably. I alluded to it in the "what's the worst thing you've ever done" thread, and in retrospect it was a shitty thing to do over a totally inane reason (generic insult about my ex-girlfriend). I wouldn't say I'm normally violent (in a none-defensive way, at least), but I think everyone has certain triggers.

I'm not nearly up to snuff regarding the logistics, but I'll point (yet again) to my boy Breen's assessment of why Korea would be, if not the greatest place to expand to, is a better option than Japan. http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/ufcs-...an-market-16345

If Mir's up for grabs, we'll take him. Gotta' make due until some tiny Mexicans rocking 3 names start representing at 135lbs. and below.

Sounds more Filipino, which is somewhere between wetback and gook.

All I remember is that on all of the formerly released pay forms and whatnot, his legal name is something ridiculous like Keith Hector Jardineros, or some shit.

Meh. Looks like something aimed at a gringo's palate.

Just wanted to point out the fact that we get to claim Jardine as "one of ours." Though, truth be told, extremely pale Latinos tend to be some of the ugliest fuckers you'll ever see.

Ricco always had some pretty busted bitches on his arm. Busted and old, actually. Breen mentioned yesterday (or whenever the fuck he recorded his show) that the M-1 Team Challenge shows featuring Team South Korea are actually broadcast live in South Korea. It's pretty insane how rabid that country is for MMA right now, and furthers the idea that SK is where the UFC should think about expanding in Asia. It also makes me hopeful for other possible, as-of-yet-untapped MMA markets might be out there elsewhere in the world that could infuse new blood into the fighting ranks.

I tried asked my Cambodian friend who UL'ed the video to translate it for me, but he gave some angry response about how "Cambodians don't speak any of the seven Chinese dialects." Who knew Japs could be so touchy?

They're hating just because he's Latino.

I feel guilty for having rooted for the piece of shit before.

zhang- Though I fear it may ruin it (the gimmick or the song), please translate this:

I use a multi-step approach, though I may skip early steps accidentally: 1) Shitload of water before I pass out. 2) I tend to wake up pretty early after drinking (6-7 AM) as a reflex from my days of working at the club at night and then going to my day job. At that time, a piping hot shower, being sure to spend some time out of the water to sweat up a bit. 3) If going back and sleeping off the last bit of hangover doesn't work, I'll find some work to do outside for a while, keeping myself active and getting some relatively fresh air. 4 If I STILL feel shitty, I'll eat some menudo. If that doesn't work, it's likely to make me throw up, so problem solved either way.

265? Fuck, even Clay Bey never got that fat. What a useless fuck.

I got bigger spoilers in my PANTS