Guest nikowwf Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 FROM 1WRESTLING BY TOMMY FIERRO Booker T and Goldust's vignettes have been the highlights of Raw each and every week for some time now. There is just so much you can do with these two guys. I thought of a funny vignette that these guys could do that would be simply hilarious. For those of you who are old school fans of WWF, you might remember the "Mating Game" they did back on the old TNT show with the Hart Foundation. It was really funny. I'd love to see them do something similar with Booker T and Goldust. They could air a vignette with WWE producer Kevin Dunn confronting Booker T and asking him if he'd like to take part of the first ever "Dating Game" on Raw. Dunn could tell Booker that there will be three girls behind a wall and he will take turns asking them questions. He tells Booker he can't see the girls but promises that two of them will be incredibly hot. He tells Booker after asking the girls several questions, he gets to choose which one he wants to go out on a date with. He says the following week on Raw they will air clips of his date, which will include a candlelight dinner and dancing. He has Booker sign a contract stating that he'll go along with the date regardless if he likes the date he chose or not. The following week they air the dating game. Booker is on one side of the wall and on the other side are two really hot girls. The third person is Goldust. Booker begins asking the questions to the three participants and Goldust is disguising his voice like a woman. Booker is liking all the answers that Goldust is giving the most and is becoming very excited by them. The host, Jerry Lawler, asks Booker what color hair on a woman does he prefer most. Booker says blond hair. They could have a little window on the wall that opens and Booker could see the back of each participant's head, revealing their hair color. The fist lady has black hair and the second lady has brown hair. Goldust is wearing a long blond wig and that's all Booker sees. Booker tells Lawler he's made his choice and picks contestant number three. When the winner is revealed as Goldust, Booker T freaks out. However, since Booker signed the contract, he must go on the date the following week. The following week you see Booker T and Goldust eating a candlelight dinner together. The restaurant could be a really fancy place and Booker can make like he doesn't know how to act properly. He can begin eating his food with his hands and Goldust could stop him and tell him it's not the proper way to eat in a place like that. Goldust can then take his fork and knife and cut the food for Booker and try and feed it to him. The other costumers begin noticing this and begin giving them dirty looks. Booker tells Goldust he can do it himself. Booker begins to eat and Goldust gets up and places a napkin on Booker's lap. Booker freaks out and screams "Get your hands off my penis Sucka!" The costumers are now in disbelieve. Goldust says he was only putting a napkin on his lap because it's the proper thing to do while eating as a fancy restaurant. The date could end by having a live singer at the restaurant singing a love song and having Goldust and Booker T slow dancing to it. Every costumer in the restaurant leaves in disgust as the two dance the night away. END COLUMN I DON'T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ONE, DO I? NIKO
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 That's insane. When Tommy wants to, he can really make himself look like a complete dipshit.
Guest Downhome Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 I just hope that Ryder, Scherer, etc... learn soon that having him on that site only lessens their apperance of a respectable site. I mean, hell, I wouldn't even allow Tommy to write for OUR site, much less on one like 1wrestling!
Guest nikowwf Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 The 1wrestling board is so inane now, cause you can't talk about 1wrestling or ask Bob anything interesting about the NWA. Niko
Guest Downhome Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 The 1wrestling board is so inane now, cause you can't talk about 1wrestling or ask Bob anything interesting about the NWA. Niko What do you mean you "can't" talk about it?
Guest swan Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 I just hope that Ryder, Scherer, etc... learn soon that having him on that site only lessens their apperance of a respectable site. I mean, hell, I wouldn't even allow Tommy to write for OUR site, much less on one like 1wrestling! The problem is his article gets hits. !wrestling is funded by pop-ups and everytime somebody clicks Tommy's crap it's another hit in his favor. Don't read it, thats the only way he'll go away.
Guest nikowwf Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 If you talk (post) about 1wrestling its removed unless its a kiss ass type thing. You can ask Bob why his column was so great, but you cant say Tommy's idea was stupid, or Dave's biased against WWE (not that I think he is) or anything that could construed as "against the site". Niko
Guest Downhome Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 If you talk (post) about 1wrestling its removed unless its a kiss ass type thing. You can ask Bob why his column was so great, but you cant say Tommy's idea was stupid, or Dave's biased against WWE (not that I think he is) or anything that could construed as "against the site". Niko Wow, I had no idea about that. Oh well, they wont even let me sign up because I have AOL, is that not the sh*t or what? I just emailed them to get them to manually sign me up, but I doubt I'll hear back from them. The problem is his article gets hits. !wrestling is funded by pop-ups and everytime somebody clicks Tommy's crap it's another hit in his favor. Don't read it, thats the only way he'll go away. I suppose that's true, but still, do they not realize that he only posts feces?
Guest Sandman9000 Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 ::Bangs head against wall until the bad words go away::
Guest RetroRob215 Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Is it really necessary to make Booker eat with his hands? WCW tired having a well-mannered woman date an uncivilized fool, remember Diamond Doll-Evad Sullivan?
Guest Downhome Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Is it really necessary to make Booker eat with his hands? WCW tired having a well-mannered woman date an uncivilized fool, remember Diamond Doll-Evad Sullivan? On on a related note, Stephen Regal and Bobby Eaton.
Guest claydude14 Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 why would booker dance with goldust?! wouldn't he try and not to?! THIS MAY BE THE WORST FIERRO COLUMN EVER.
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 That would actually be a really funny segment.
Guest Downhome Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 why would booker dance with goldust?! wouldn't he try and not to?! THIS MAY BE THE WORST FIERRO COLUMN EVER. I agree, this is certainly one of the worst he's ever put out. Also, have any of you ever tried to talk to him on AOL? If so, have you ever had him respond to you?
Guest Downhome Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 That would actually be a really funny segment. They have already danced together on RAW, that is as much dancing between the two that we need to see.
Guest GenerationNever Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Ugh, Fierro could make a wrestling fan sterile...
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 somebody should start an online petition to fire him
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Man, it's embarrassing to *read* that.
Guest swan Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Here it is active july 11th Is it just me or does that link make no sense. Make sure you send one to Tommy.
Guest Studmaster 2000 Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 That would actually be a really funny segment. Are you some kind of moron? Or are you still pissed that Booker T "injuried" your god Kevin Nash? It has to be on or the other, because this would kill Booker T push so badly and send RAW into such a skydive ratings wise that, even the 1.2 Thunder Rating will see high. Think about that?
Guest Harry Hood Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Well at least all the words are spelled correctly and good grammar is used...i mean it's a start, right?
Guest Downhome Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Well at least all the words are spelled correctly and good grammar is used...i mean it's a start, right? No, in his case he still gets 0 points for that.
Guest Harry Hood Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Yeh I guess you're right, most computers do have a spell and grammar check. No Points!
Guest RetroRob215 Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Someone started a petition last week...it went nowhere.
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 Except for the penis bit, it's funny. I can picture it.
Guest RetroRob215 Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 That would actually be a really funny segment. This coming from the same person that thinks Booker T should be a mid-carder for life and Goldust needs a new gimmick. Maybe it really is a great idea!!
Guest BookerTman Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 What a dink. EDIT: I mean Tommy Fierro, of course. Not Smarkzone the Booka Hata.
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