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If you had a REALLY hot cousin...

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Guest Youth N Asia
Ok...a while back an unnamed friend said he had like 4 cousins he'd nail and 3 more he could be talked into...coming from a family with no attractive kin whatsoever (myself excluded of course) I immediatly shunned the idea.

But after a while I gave it more thought and warmed up to the idea...then I saw on of his cousins he was talking about...and after that I totally agreed with him (if she was my cousin I would go out of my way to nail her)

It's not like it's a sister or mother or anything like that...hell, cousin hardly counts as a realitive anyway.

Which raises the question...would you have sex with a hot cousin if you could avoid getting her knocked up and no one else finding out about it.

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Guest MrRant
First time I've seen incest brought up on the board. If she is your first cousin then its blood related. I know of some people who married like a 8-9th cousin down the line.

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Guest Kinetic
Absolutely not, you ssssick freak.

Distant relative or not, it's still incest. I have a number of attractive female cousins and it disgusts me to think about doing anything with them. I mean, it's my cousin.

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Guest MrRant
I would agree with Kinetic. I'm just saying I know people. They aren't in my family and I don't agree with it. I can't imagine even trying, that would be like the one of the only times my mind would override the dick. Its a NO NO. Not to mention like Kinetic said... this is FAMILY.

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Guest TheDames7
Once again, Dames is back to disgust you all.

*Flashback to 1987*

7 year old Dames went to go visit his Aunt one day and his 6 year old female cousin kept buggin him to play with her. Eventually I agreed, and we went to her room. Being a 7 year old boy, I was completely appalled at the fact that she wanted to play Barbie with me of all things. I immediately refused and wanted to leave. I told her that I'd play anything else and she started showing me this new "game". We started kissing and what not and I really didnt think anything of it. She then unzipped her pants and pretty much made me go down on her, but I doubt i was any good at that age. Now...she didn't have her pants completely off and her little brother, who was like 3 comes running into the room and she freaks out, because she knows that she's doing something wrong and zips her pants as fast as possible...cutting my bottom lip. I'm bleeding a lot and I start to cry. We tell my mom that I fell.

Later on, I found out that she wasn't REALLY my cousin. Her mom is really close with my mom to the point that they consider themselves sisters and therefore, she's my "cousin". When my "cousin" and I finally did talk about this years later, she told me that she knew about all the stuff we had done because she found and watched her fathers porn.

So....technically, it wasn't incest, but at the time, I thought it was. I didn't know, i was 7! For the record....I had NO idea what sex was or what we were doing at the time.

Dames

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Guest Cerebus The Aardvark
Further survey sez...

...you're sheltered, M. Nyland.

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Guest dreamer420
i have a couple of cousins who i know are really beautiful girls but i would never consider hitting on them.

SSSSick freak.

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Guest RetroRob215
Youth N Asia, where are you from? I know different regions of the world look at incest differently.

Dames, that story was easily the most disgusting thing I have read in weeks and I can't figure out what was so disgusting about it since you weren't really related anyway. I guess it is the just the whole "Kiddie Porn" aspect of it.

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Guest TheDames7
QUOTE(RetroRob215 @ Jul 12 2002, 03:27 PM)
Dames, that story was easily the most disgusting thing I have read in weeks and I can't figure out what was so disgusting about it since you weren't really related anyway. I guess it is the just the whole "Kiddie Porn" aspect of it.

...I swear, I didn't know what I was doing!

Dames

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
I was doing that stuff when I was six and we knew exactly what we were doing.

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Guest RetroRob215
QUOTE(TheDames7 @ Jul 12 2002, 04:17 PM)
...I swear, I didn't know what I was doing!

Dames

So now, 15 years later, is she hot or not?

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Guest redbaron51
I have too hot cousins, but no I wouldn't do that (unless it counted it out for pro-creation, where we were the last two people alive).

We are talking about regular people here, not Royal families like Britian

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Guest Some Guy
Dames you sly dog, you.

You said haev signed your post:

"Dames-Carpet munching since age 7" smile.gif

At least she wasn't your real Cousin.

And to answer the original question, no I would not get with my cousins even if they weren't 22 year old guys. I do all right with out going to family reunions to pick up chicks.

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Guest Choken One
Ya wanna hear a true story?

I was 17. I just seperated with Stacy. I went to my Aunt's house to swim. I wound up deciding to stay the night.

My aunt went to bed at Midnight and told me I could sleep in My cousin Jane's room. Whom was 19 and living with her girlfriend.

I went to a party and returned at about 3' 0 clock. In order not to wake my aunt up...I slowly opened the door. I was stunned when I saw my Cousin Jane in bed, Nude. Masturbating. I was silent as I watched her. Le me describe her...she's 6' tall with long black hair and perky tits.

She finished about 10 minutes later and she had no clue I waseven there watching. I clapped as she looked up and saw me in the door.

Needless to say, She was pissed. She cussed at me for a moment and I calmed her down saying it was okay. It was cool. We shared the bed and watched one of her Lesbo pornos and slept nude together. It was warm and pleasant.

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Guest Jerome Drake
You people are sick.

Why did you even bring up the topic Youth N Asia? You sickkkkkk man.

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Guest GenerationNever
QUOTE(Youth N Asia @ Jul 12 2002, 12:51 AM)
Which raises the question...would you have sex with a hot cousin if you could avoid getting her knocked up and no one else finding out about it.

Yes. Especally if it was just by marriage.

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Guest Hitman Jebus
I'm not gonna judge anybody

But, personally, I think I have very good looking cousins but have no desire to sleep with any of them

Although, my first french kiss was with my cousin at age 12...simply kids curiousity I guess

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Guest TheDames7
QUOTE(Choken One @ Jul 12 2002, 06:31 PM)
Needless to say, She was pissed. She cussed at me for a moment and I calmed her down saying it was okay. It was cool. We shared the bed and watched one of her Lesbo pornos and slept nude together. It was warm and pleasant.

Let me get this straight....you watched your cousin masturbate, then slept with her naked?

Dames

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Guest TheDames7
QUOTE(RetroRob215 @ Jul 12 2002, 05:01 PM)
QUOTE(TheDames7 @ Jul 12 2002, 04:17 PM)
...I swear, I didn't know what I was doing!  

Dames

So now, 15 years later, is she hot or not?

She's got an amazing body, D-cup chest too, however, she's MIGHTY annoying and she had a unibrow but now she takes care of it. I could never be with this chick though, for once, the personality just f'n kills it.

Dames

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Guest Youth N Asia
I only brought it up mainly because I wanted honest opinions.

I work in the same building as the friend's cousin I was talking about and it just triggered my thought process. smile.gif

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Guest treble charged
I think Choken One's story is a lot more disgusting than Dames'.

Dames' is just very weird, while CO's has no words to desribe it. Watching lesbo porn while sleeping naked with you cousin, AFTER watching her masterbate. How can you look at her with a straight face later on?

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