If you had a REALLY hot cousin...

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I saw some thing on I believe it was the MSN site that says it actually won't lead to any problems if cousins have children. Still, it's your cousin. I believe my old roommate's grand parents were like 4th cousins or something. I still wouldnt do it.

[Guest Choken One]

I always sleep nude. There was no sexual tension...Anyways...Who wouldn't watch a chick masturbate? Cousin or not. If ya say no...Ya a damn liar.

[Guest treble charged]

Ok, but say your Aunt walks in and sees you watching porn while lying in bed naked with your cousin. That's a hard situation to explain.

[Guest bob_barron]

Yeaaaaaaa Choken One- that's a wee bit nasty

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Now why was this moved to porno...give me a break

 

Maybe we should just have a sex section, or a mature adult section...too light for porno but too harsh for general

[Guest ant_7000]

How the ol' southern saying go: Nothing spells loving like fucking your cousin!!!!!!!!!! Im not down with the cousin thing either.

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

I swear, Choken has a story for every sort of sexual taboo.

 

To quote Nutsack007 (after Choken had revealed a rather private incident to the board; this was like a year ago):

 

"You cheated on your wife with a DUDE. You are Jerry Springer material, my friend."

 

That is all.

[Guest Vyce]

Yeah, I'd probably do it.

 

What? I gotta be honest here.

 

Although I probably have less of an aversion to this because I have virtually NO contact, at all, with my family beyond my immediate family. Hell, I barely have contact with most of my immediate family. So cousins are total strangers to me. There are cousins that I've only met maybe a handful of times in my 22 years. So even if I ever banged one, I probably wouldn't ever see them again in my lifetime.

[Guest TheDames7]

Oh...Choken, please enlighten us!

 

Dames

[Guest red_file]

Having never been in a position to have incestuous sex, I really have to wonder if I'd do it. I don't find any of my cousins attractive, but that has more to do with the fact that they're not physically appealing to me than that they're related to me. So if I had a cousin who was attractive I could see myself wanting to have sex. Maybe.

 

I wonder if being a cultural taboo for so long has made incest seem far worse than it actually is. Without any attempt at procreation, is there really any harm in it? Isn't just two people fucking who just happen to be share a common ancestry at some point? Perhaps I'm missing something (which happens more than I'd like to admit).

[Guest TheDames7]

Anyone with a hot sister ever think to themselves "Damn, if only she wasn't my sister".

 

I've seen it happen.

 

No, not my sister.

 

Dames

[Guest Flyboy]

Dames' is just very weird, while CO's has no words to desribe it. Watching lesbo porn while sleeping naked with you cousin, AFTER watching her masterbate. How can you look at her with a straight face later on?

You couldn't... well I couldn't.

 

It sounded like a plot/setup to a porn movie or something... heh.

[Guest treble charged]

Yeah, I mean, how do you have a conversation with her after?

 

"Uh, hi. Remember when I watched you finger yourself, and then we slept together naked and watched porn? Those were good times."

[Guest TheDames7]

Yeah, I mean, how do you have a conversation with her after?

 

"Uh, hi. Remember when I watched you finger yourself, and then we slept together naked and watched porn? Those were good times."

That's how I'd break the ice.

 

Dames

[Guest MrRant]

Yeah, I mean, how do you have a conversation with her after?

 

"Uh, hi.  Remember when I watched you finger yourself, and then we slept together naked and watched porn?  Those were good times."

That's how I'd break the ice.

 

Dames

Break the ice before you did what to her?

[Guest TheDames7]

Just talk to her again...she would be my cousin after all.

 

Dames

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

What would you say?

 

"Hey cuz, tonight let's try MY room." (cue pervert laugh)

[Guest 4Life]

Isn't the whole Royal Family like that? Every royal in Europe is related to each other in some way. That's why Prince Charles turned out to be such an ugly fuck.

[Guest DrEvil]

I have a couple of extremely hot distant cousins (8th or 9th generation removed). About 10 years ago at my uncle's wedding we were all there alone so we hung out together for the night. We talked, we danced (none slow), we drank, and we had a great time together. So fast-forward to a couple of years later and I'm at another family gathering. One of my uncles starts giving me shit for not hooking up with her that night. I reply with "Yeah, but she's my cousin". He keeps on arguing with me, showing me a picture of her going "isn't she beautiful?", I say "Yeah, if she wasn't my cousin, I'd bang that in about half a second, course only if she asked nicely. But she's - my - cousin". He goes on about how we're so far removed that it doesn't really count, I just reply with "still my cousin".

 

So have to put me in as a "no" on the cousin lovin stuff.

 

 

 

Dames - carpet munching since age 7 gotta love that one

 

Choken - have to agree, catching a hot cousin masturbating would be too hard to resist, but it ends with watching. The sleeping naked part would be just too weird for me.

[Guest RetroRob215]

Oh...Choken, please enlighten us!

 

Dames

Yeah, I missed that one too.

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

I'd have to say no, I wouldn't sleep with a hot cousin. But I don't have any cousin's that I find attractive.

 

But YES, I would bang the person's cousin you are talking about.

 

And to Choken One... WTF!? Seek counseling brah.

 

 

Love,

Sebastian the Bastard

[Guest Choken One]

I guess you guys want to hear the story of my sleeping with A dude?

 

All right...I'm sure most of you know the story.

 

 

I was about to get married and starting getting complete cold feet a week before hand. I went to a bar and got hammered. I met this guy...He knew I was too drunk...I told him Stacy would be on my ass if I came home drunk. He said I could crash on his couch. I sat on the couch and we starting talking (I'm BOMBED Outta my fucking goard). It's a small couch and suddendly The dude's kissing me. I'm too fucked to do anything about it. He takes my shirt off and we make out and that's all I can recall.

 

NO, I'm not Gay. I was drunk.

 

 

For the people who wondered about my Cousin...She's since Married to a GUY! and Lives in Kentucky. We're still friends.

[Guest Vyce]

I was about to get married and starting getting complete cold feet a week before hand. I went to a bar and got hammered. I met this guy...He knew I was too drunk...I told him Stacy would be on my ass if I came home drunk. He said I could crash on his couch. I sat on the couch and we starting talking (I'm BOMBED Outta my fucking goard). It's a small couch and suddendly The dude's kissing me. I'm too fucked to do anything about it. He takes my shirt off and we make out and that's all I can recall.

 

NO, I'm not Gay. I was drunk.

Dude, I've done some pretty bad things when I was, shall we say, living in a chemically altered state, but none of them ever involved making out with a guy.

 

But don't think I'm ragging you, cause you know the deal. "It don't make you a bad person".

 

I'm confused, though - did the guy take advantage of you? Cause that's creeping towards rape. The fact that you were drunk and thus your judgement impaired sound shaky enough.

[Guest RetroRob215]

I was about to get married and starting getting complete cold feet a week before hand. I went to a bar and got hammered. I met this guy...He knew I was too drunk...I told him Stacy would be on my ass if I came home drunk. He said I could crash on his couch. I sat on the couch and we starting talking (I'm BOMBED Outta my fucking goard). It's a small couch and suddendly The dude's kissing me. I'm too fucked to do anything about it. He takes my shirt off and we make out and that's all I can recall.

 

NO, I'm not Gay. I was drunk.

That was interesting.

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

I guess you guys want to hear the story of my sleeping with A dude?

 

All right...I'm sure most of you know the story.

 

 

I was about to get married and starting getting complete cold feet a week before hand. I went to a bar and got hammered. I met this guy...He knew I was too drunk...I told him Stacy would be on my ass if I came home drunk. He said I could crash on his couch. I sat on the couch and we starting talking (I'm BOMBED Outta my fucking goard). It's a small couch and suddendly The dude's kissing me. I'm too fucked to do anything about it. He takes my shirt off and we make out and that's all I can recall.

 

NO, I'm not Gay. I was drunk.

 

 

For the people who wondered about my Cousin...She's since Married to a GUY! and Lives in Kentucky. We're still friends.

Maybe you're bi, brah. People still have some control when they're drunk, especially if some dude is about to stick his wang in your ass.

 

 

 

Love,

Sebastian the Bastard

[Guest Choken One]

I was nothing like that...More Like he just might have had miscomuncation in my drunken stupor...for all I know I could have been so shitfaced..I could have said "Give me your Meat Missile". There was no oral or any intercourse action..more like making out and fondling.

 

I think the guy caught his good senses and left me.

 

Am I ashamed? Nah. I still see the guy occasionally since he works across from where my dad's cars are. W don't really reminesce aout that nite though.

[Guest thebear]

at what point does it become alright though, if you have a 2nd cousin you've never met, is that alright compared to a 4th cousin you've known your whole life?

 

it's a hard line to determine, because technically we're all related...

 

I say it should be determined based on the hottie scale...

 

you can sleep with your 1st cousin if she'd rate a 10 on the hottie scale, if she looks like a model, or such, why not???

 

what does the law state?

-Edit- and if that's the case everyone is making such a big deal out of it, remember, sodomy is illegal in many US states, and who doesn't enjoy pounding some ass every once and a while !! -Edit-

[Guest thebadguy]

I have some attractive cousins but I can never see myself having sex with them.

[Guest LJSexay]

Choken ...

 

...to admit to such a thing and be ok with it, that takes guts dude, especially with such eh.... convservative people who may read that. Props to you though.

 

And as for cousins.... I think I MAY think about it, but ....all the girls in my family aren't really what I;d go for. If they were absolutely hot, then I'll say it, yeah, I'd think about it.

 

Not that I actually would. Who knows.

[Guest TheDames7]

Since we're on the subject of incest, watching The Torrie Wilson story on Confidential got me thinking. If I were her one of her brothers, would checking her out ever cross my mind? Man, that's just wrong...

 

Dames