Guest HartFan86 Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 http://www.playboy.com/livinginstyle/guy10...101/kickingass/ The first paragraph is hysterical...I directly linked so you could see the pics too. Pretty good/funny interview.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 "You can never knock a guy out too much." Must....resist...comment.
Guest jester Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 "I was in the second grade," recalls Triple H, a.k.a. Hunter Hearst Helmsley. "A kid took my truck, and I went to take it back, and he hit me. I went over to the teacher, crying, and she said, 'Well, don't worry. I'll book him job to kindergarteners so you won't have to worry about him again." jester
Guest jimmy no nose Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 "When you knock somebody out, give him something to remember you by. "Kick him in the nuts as you walk by," Triple H says." That's so awesome.
Guest nikowwf Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 "I was in the second grade," recalls Triple H, a.k.a. Hunter Hearst Helmsley. "A kid took my truck, and I went to take it back, and he hit me. I went over to the teacher, crying, and she said "ask your mother to date the principal and then the teacher will make him give back the truck." It was a lesson Hunter never forgot. Niko
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 So that kid who took his truck in Grade 2 was Jericho, right? And the truck represents the spotlight, right? Right?
Guest Brian Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 "So that kid who took his truck in Grade 2 was Jericho, right? And the truck represents the spotlight, right? Right?" No Steph?!? Triple H is holding her down! He's holding her down!
Guest chirs3 Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 Steph is the teacher he went crying to, silly. The truck is the spotlight, and the kid who took it was Jericho.
Guest jester Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 Steph is the teacher he went crying to, silly. The truck is the spotlight, and the kid who took it was Jericho. 2nd grade could easily be made into a metaphor for all WWE stars. Sean Micheals and Kevin Nash tease the other big kids at recess, and then run and hide behind Xpac and Big Show, who have to fight them. Hulk Hogan is the really popular older kid, who should be in the eighth grade by now but he keeps failing. RVD is the really smart kid who will someday cure cancer or something, but the teachers keep ignoring him for some reason. Rock is the star athlete who is never is never in class because he's always at some track meet or special event. Vince McMahon is the creepy old teacher who always asks the girls to stay after school so they can be his "special helper." come on everyone, play along! jester
Guest Zero_Cool Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 Jamie Noble is the wise janitor. You can't forget that gimmick. Mae Young plays the role of the creepy old witch. Oh and Kurt Angle is that kid that just always just before getting popular and likeable, does something stupid and uncool.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 That Hogan one is priceless...I don't think I can beat it... Al Snow is the special ed teacher.
Guest CanadianChick Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 Micheal Cole is the kid that gets beat up for being an annoying dork.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 Chris Benoit is that kid that doesn't talk much, is nice enough but you wouldn't want to fuck with him for all the gold in Persia. Booker T is the black kid (duh) that everybody likes, but the teachers and the big kids (Nash, HBK, HHH) seem to have something against. Funaki is the oh-so-cute little kid that gets mad pussy from all the older girls. (Hey, one can speculate.) Tajiri is the quiet foreign exchange student who can turn into a raving psycho is you piss him off enough. Billy Gunn, Rikishi, Test and Kane are Principal Macmahons favorite kids and always get excused from detention, even though they suck.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 Brock is the kid who can barely read and can't count, but recieves straight-A's, due to the influence of the football coach, Jim Ross.
Guest Nezbyte Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 Shane "Greg" Helms is the little boy with an under-repressed superhero fetish.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 12, 2002 Report Posted July 12, 2002 Hey, our valedictorian was the star kicker and stupid....how 'bout that?
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 William Regal is the stuffy assistant principal who always gets embarassed by that fun loving prankster Edge.
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 John Cena is the new kid, who has made a good impression on the teachers and other schoolmates by getting good grades and hanging around the older kids. Scotty 2 Hotty is the kid with ADD. Val Venis is the smooth-talker who gets all the girls just to dump them. Hugh Morrus is the smelly kid. Lance Storm is the one that stands up to the teachers, just to be yelled at and sit back down.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 The Hardy Boyz are the ones who, at every recess, go to the swingset and see who can swing the highest and jump the farthest.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Randy Orton is the kid no one notices or cares about. Albert is the kid who already has a full beard at age 9. Stacy is the girl who is 5'8" at age 10. Coachman is the poor black kid who tries to hang out with the rich white kids, even acting like them, but is always shut down. Dreamer is the kid who eats glue. (duh) Kidman is the kid who is short for his age, gets picked on by the bigger kids, but ends up getting the hot girls out of sympathy.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Trish is the "early bloomer". I think you know what I mean. Christian is the tattle-tale. Raven is the smart kid who corrects the teachers and gets punished for it.
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Eddie Gurrero is the kid who talks really fast in gibberish leaving everyone wondering WTF he said. Molly is the unpopular girl, who is pretty, but the guys don't realise it. She always messes up the preppy girls hair. Jackie Gayda is the girl who sits in the corner of the class playing with her hair and laughing at popular kids, just to be sneered at. -We should do this for Smark board memebers too.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 -We should do this for Smark board memebers too. I got dibs on the "the guy no one notices or cares about" slot. (Orton's)
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Crash Holly is the bully's comic sidekick. Chris Nowinski is the guy who got to skip second grade and everyone hates him for it.
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 RVD is the kid who sits alone behind the school at recess smoking pot, yet everyone loves him for it.
Guest Nezbyte Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Terri is the under fed, under loved girl from "the streets." She also has an affliction for changing guys often.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 I think we've moved up to highschool now.
Guest Nezbyte Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 RVD is the kid who sits alone behind the school at recess smoking pot, yet everyone loves him for it. RVD was done already, man!
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