Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Assuming we've moved above 2nd grade, which it seems like we have... Heyman would be the psychotic football coach.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 bradshaw is the dean of discipline at the school, and prefers punishing the new kids
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Mark Henry is the fat kid that makes it on the football team, but is quickly cut.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Farooq is the quiet kid who, when he does speak, always says something profound. "...Damn."
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Right on w/ that Farooq comment. Test is the quintessential "big dumb jock" who always manages to bag the hot chicks, in spite of the fact that he's Test. Jacqueline is the sassy "sista" and is also a tomboy, which in the end leads to no guys wanting her. Ivory is the athletic chick who everybody speculates is a lesbian but really has a steady boyfriend at some other school. Rico is the psuedo-queer who sits around and draws dress and blouse designs in wood shop. (I'm basing this one on somebody I actually knew growing up.) Kane is the dark, brooding kid who somehow, someway..................lands a girlfriend. Jim Ross is the head of the broadcast team and water boy for the football team, only because he was too fat to make the cut. Golddust is the drama queen who, like Kane, somehow, someway.......manages to get a girl. We must stop this insanity or start a new thread. This will consume us all!!!
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 The Undertaker is the tall quiet guy who strikes fear into the heart of all the bullies. Shane is the principal's son, who constantly does outlandish things in an attempt to show he can still be a regular guy.
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Kanyon is the stuck-up kid always yelling out "WHO BETTA THAN KANYON?!" during class.
Guest GenerationNever Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 High-School RVD is the only guy on the gymnastic team, is a Daoist, and smokes pot with the quiet foreign kid and the geek who hangs out with them. Stephanie is Principle McMahon's daughter. She is head of student council and is boinking the big, muscular, often injured Captain of the football team. HHH is (see above). X-Pac is the smaller guy who gets on the team because who his friends are. Scott Hall was the guy who was expelled for drinking. Heyman is the coach of ALL the male sports teams, he used to work at a school that went out of business and is bringing in players from it. The Rock is the MOST popular kid in school, but he isn't a bully. He's not that good at sports, but he's a nice guy. Unless, of course, you piss him off, then he has the ability to make you cry. Shawn Michaels is the kid who lost his chance of becoming pro with a football injury. Big Show is the fat guy on the football team. Nash is the big guy who always gets taken down fast in football. Cole gets his ass kicked but always praises the "popular" kids. D-von is the Minister's son. Kurt Angle is Captain of the wrestling team. Jerry Lawler is the coach of all the female teams, he is always "accidently" sneaking into the dressing room, shower, and taking pictures. Jim Ross is the assistant Principle. The Undertaker is the bully who has never passed senior year. Other bullies have taken his place, he hurts them and rides a motorcycle to school. Bradshaw is the closet, homosexual football player who is always smacking asses.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 The Rock is the guy who, in the end, upstages Kanyon and is a hero in the eyes of the student body.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Ric Flair is the ultimate teacher. The kind of guy who can sit around and talk shop with the other teachers, help the older kids in making future decisions and help the younger kids in getting adjusted to school (high school, more so.) Oh, and even though he's over the hill, he still gets the bitches in spades. Mike Awesome is the foul mouthed gym teacher who tells kids to " Run 25 laps motherfucker!" and has been rumoured to get physical with kids if they piss him of. Rhyno is the big, scary jock. Not the big dumb Test type of jock, just the kind that breaks peoples arm in wrestling class and fractures spines in football games. Dean Malenko is the bitter old English teacher who reminisces about the old days and tries to kick it with the kids and be hip, but ultimately fails and retires. Tori Wilson is the hella-fine arobics teacher who is the boner envy of all of the boys in the school. Earl Hebner would be the teacher who made a giagantic faux pas one day in class and the entire school will never let him forget it. Rey Mysterio Jr is the young, peppy kid who does really well in gymnastics and tumbling and always has *ahem* rumours about his sexual orientation.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Austin was the outsider that drank a lot and got in trouble all the time. Then he dropped out cause he thought he was too cool for school.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Tazz is the loud annoying kid that no one likes. Macho Man(work with me here ppl) is the guy who graduated a while ago but still hangs around and buys beer for everyone and throws parties just to get with some highschool girls. Foley is the funny nerd. Jericho is the self obessed primadonna Blackman is the guy you swear up and down is gonna kill someone someday. Billy Gun is the guy EVERYONE knows is gay, but he wont admit it. Jeff Hardy is Billys "Best friend" Matt Hardy is the gay kids brother. Rikishi is the fat happy foreign exchange student that everyone loves. He's also center on the team. Bossman is the hallmonitor. D-Lo is that guy who no one knows his name. Road Dogg is the loud stoner who got kicked out for drugs. Steven Richards is the religious kid whos always telling you how ur going to hell. Perry Saturn is the special ed student represenative.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Tommy Fierro would be the guy who desperately wants to be in all their classes, but keeps failing the GT Equivalency test and is forced into remedial classes.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 man, I'm thinking about going through Mallrats right now, and labeling everything with a wrestler. TS - Jeff Hardy, because he's all poetic and stuff Brody - Mick Foley, because I could picture Mick ripping into Al Snow about a cookie stand being an eatery and not part of the food court. Plus, if anyone could pull of the chocolate covered pretzels gag, it's Mick. Anyway, back to high school.... Randy Orton is that guy who is supposed to get all the chicks, but falls flat on his face everytime because he really his no charisma.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Kane is the mentally retarded kid. Undertaker is the big kid who bullies everyone but is a softie inside. Heyman is the kid who talks other kids to do things for him. X-Pac is the kid who's popular by association. Shane and Stephanie are the annoying spoiled brats that no one can touch because their father is the principal. Billy and Chuck are the two best friends who are WAY too close, even for best friends. Jazz is the ugly butch girl who beats up anyone who talks to her.
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