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Guest BoboBrazil
Posted

I saw this on another message board and I don't know if they are true are not:

 

 

Stephanie McMahon-Several sources say that Stephanie McMahon has been showing signs of frustration in recent weeks. She has been short—tempered when it comes to non—writers questioning the direction of her writing team, and is also gaining a reputation for not accepting storyline suggestions well. Some wrestlers say she makes people feel stupid by acting condescending when they offer storyline ideas that she either doesn’t like or doesn’t understand. Her standard response to wrestlers who ask why they are not being pushed is that they are not connecting with the live crowds

 

Brian Gerwitz-There is heat on Gewirtz for pushing Nash into the match on Monday without giving him any notice. There is also heat on him for booking a ten man tag with wrestlers who had already wrestled once earlier on Raw. That prevented the wrestlers from working out the details of the match, which led to wrestlers unaware of where they were supposed to be, especially near the end of the match. “Gewirtz has no respect for the art of putting a match together, and the time and planning involved,” says one wrestler. “You just can’t throw ten guys in a ring on national TV after some have already wrestled once and expect it to look good”.

 

Possible new member of the creative team- If the hiring and immediate demotion of Vince Russo wasn’t a sign of Vince McMahon’s state of mind, Dusty Rhodes was brought in for an interview last week. Rhodes had been a longtime rival of McMahon’s as Rhodes was the main booker for Jim Crockett Promotions (WCW before Ted Turner bought it) in the late ‘80s. Rhodes was apparently interviewed for a booking position, which is another sign of McMahon’s lack of confidence in his current writing team. There’s no word on how the interview went or what role, if any, Dusty Rhodes would fill if hired.

Guest The Superstar
Posted
Her standard response to wrestlers who ask why they are not being pushed is that they are not connecting with the live crowds

 

Steph: "RVD, you're jobbing the IC Title to X-Pac two straight falls in a 2/3 falls match tonight because you're just not over! I mean...you can hear crickets chirp when you come out!"

Guest Downhome
Posted

I suppose we should all prepare for some "Dusty" finishes in the matches if this comes true.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Dusty coming back?????????

 

Please God let him commentate

Guest SuperTonyJaymz
Posted

The only reason I would enjoy Dusty being back is if he went back to commentatiing!

 

Dusty so rules as annoucer...don't ask why I like him annoucing, i just do.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

maybe Dusty can commentate with Michael Cole.

 

"Aaaaaaangle Lock by Kurt Angle! He's taken it to da pay winda!"

Guest The Superstar
Posted

::Triple H joins the nWo::

 

Dusty: "WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?!

 

May be repeated more times than necessary for enthusiasm :)

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted
::Triple H joins the nWo::

 

Dusty: "WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?! WHO BE BAD NOW?!

 

May be repeated more times than necessary for enthusiasm :)

LOL :lol: I was thinking the same thing.

Guest chirs3
Posted

Cole: No!... HELL no!

Dusty: Dere you go! Dere you go! You be bad!

Guest Downhome
Posted

Dusty Rhodes with Cole on Smackdown would quite possibly make for some of the funniest most entertaining TV of all time...

 

...if you will.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

which is why it must happen!

 

to make up for it, Foley and Snow can commentate Velocity. :)

Guest chirs3
Posted

Cole: This handicapped match has become a two on one affair!

Dusty: Fo' fisteses on one guy! Dat's a clubberin'!

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

MC: Stacy is taken down by Torrie!

Dusty: DOWN GOES STACY! PUPPIES! PUPPIES! WHO'S BE BAD NOW?

Guest SuperTonyJaymz
Posted

see? If Dusty and MC work Smackdown, MC will not seem as bad.

 

....if you weeeeel

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Dusty: "Dat Big Evil be a big an bad Red Devil, if you weeeel"

 

 

yeah lame, sorry.

Guest chirs3
Posted

Anyone ever think Dusty was supposed to be a parody of JR that just never went away? He sometimes seems like an over-the-top poking-fun-at JR kind of character...

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

"Trebba Itch! Trebba Itch! he's laying down the whuppin' on Crisp Jerrico!"

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

I have only one thing to say:

 

Plunder

Guest claydude14
Posted

i guess im the only one who cant stand rhodes

Guest Down Below
Posted
Her standard response to wrestlers who ask why they are not being pushed is that they are not connecting with the live crowds.

So why then is Brock being pushed?? Am I missing his connections?

Posted
Dusty coming back?????????

 

Please God let him commentate

First time he uses the word "clubberin' ", I'd cream myself.

 

Cole would henceforth be known as "The Seeeeeeeeelver Tongued" Michael Cole.....

 

And EL DANDY would return to North American TV! WHOO HOOOO!!!!!

Guest jester
Posted

"She has been short?tempered when it comes to non?writers questioning the direction of her writing team, and is also gaining a reputation for not accepting storyline suggestions well."

 

Well no wonder. That's triple H's job.

 

"Her standard response to wrestlers who ask why they are not being pushed is that they are not connecting with the live crowds"

 

For some reason I am thinking about that "Triple H comes out ot a defeaning pop" comment during the Wrestlemania X8 rant.

 

" ?You just can?t throw ten guys in a ring on national TV after some have already wrestled once and expect it to look good?."

 

Especially when two of them are Nash and Big Show.

 

 

jester

Guest Mindless_Aggression
Posted

Michael Cole: This handicapped match has become a 2 on 1 affair!

 

Dusty: Michael! Even I know dat sounded dupid!

 

Oof, that was lame my friends.

Guest cynicalprofit
Posted

I wonder if Coles announcing will be so offending to dusty, that dusty tells him off.

Guest Mindless_Aggression
Posted

Michael Cole: Thats a dangerous cage! You could get a finger caught in there.

 

Dusty: Oh yeah dey be some clubberin and I..fingah? See Michael, Dis is why i work on WCW Thundah and you work on Worldwide, because you a snake in the grass manager who hit people in da head with with with tire irons! And pop cans! I will be receiving the Cable ace award too! Thank you.

 

Once again, I apologize, but I had to use that last part, which is basically what he told Bobby Heenan a few years back. Oh Dusty. You sexy old queen you.

Guest SuperTonyJaymz
Posted

Dusty whoudl whoop Coles ass for saying something like that

 

 

*someone does a bulldog*

Cole:Wow what a great running ddt! It was so great, only a WWE superstar could perform such a fantastic move like that facebuster variation!

Dusty: Yeees they be clubberin..wha....wunning ddttt? That was not no ddttt micheal...that was a bulldog, if you weeeel.Howd you get a job in the dubya dubya eee? You ain;t got no none wretsling sense! People like the amewican dweem, the nasure boy Ric Flair, the hamma greg valentine, we made this buisness, if you weeel, and you come heer and sthpit all over it? I outa clubba you cole, clubba you!

Guest Smeghead
Posted

*Cole: This handicap match has turned into a 2 on 1 affair!

*Dusty: Dey be clubberin...what? Boy, you are thtupid, you know dat? Thombody otta punch you wight in the nothe for bein tho thtupid. But I ain't.

 

...

 

*Dusty: Da hell I ain't!

 

WHAM!

 

*Dusty: Yeah! Who be bad now? Who be bad now? Who be bad now?

*Jim Hoss: Mah Gawd! Dusty just broke Michael Cole's nose in hayaf!

*Dusty: Where da hell did you come fwom? Dis ain't Raw. I be clubberin you wit dat bah beh que thauce if you don't git yo hoss-luvin ass outta here. Who be bad now?

 

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Would anyone mark out if this happened?

 

By the way, if anyone has trouble reading my Dusty-speak, just say so and I'll post a translation.

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