The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

The Slacker, now reawakened, Slack Offs the Champion~!

This really doesn't sound good, Flik.

[Guest j.o.b. squad]

a man in a white mask runs in locks the claw hold in on zack caves in zacks head

 

he then rips off the white mask to reveal a red mask with threes on it

 

then a white masked anouncer takes out the anounce team with a double emerald fusions and screams into the mic "bah gawd it is the j.o.b. squad"

 

(what do you expect when you are the co-3rd draft pick you can do these types of things)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Kicks the IZ bastard out of the thread, cursing him all the way. Encourages other hD talent to take care of him as well.::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::spears JOB Squad out of the thread::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*twitches jobsquad out the door*

[Guest j.o.b. squad]

jr whilst still under the mask exclaims "bah gawd how long is it going to take for them to throw my fat jello giggler ass out of this thread"

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Doesn't care if it's JR or j.o.b. squad, they both suck.::

[Guest candie45]

::enters thread::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::ctrls thread::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Thinks it's about time Candie got here!::

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: goes all angry heel monster guy and STIFF'S CANDIE............WITH A CLOTHESLINE! ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::GORE~GORE~GORE~!!! to HSJ.::

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: sells only because it's the world freakin champion ::

[Guest candie45]

::lays on the ground for a few minutes before getting up and seeing HSJ struggling to his feet. Gives him a hit down south::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Follows that up with a SCHOOL'S OUT to the big lug.::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::laughs::

[Guest The Superstar]

::SUPERSAULT~! runs into the thread and saves their UN-STABLE compadre, Brock Austin! Superstar and Anglesault give Zack and Candie STEREO ANGLE SLAMS~! and then Sault jumps on Superstar's shoulders and gives the World Champ a...

 

SUPERSAULT~!

 

Anglesault covers Zack as Superstar counts the

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THREE~!!!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: is forced to sell everything, because a Hoss can't no sell a low blow or any offense from a world champion ::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::Low blows Brock Ausstin with a tire iron::

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

::Low blows Brock Ausstin with a tire iron::

:: turns purple ::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Low blows Brock Ausstin with a tire iron::

:: turns purple ::

::Cues up the band and Superkicks Parka right into an F-Stunner-5::

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: yells really loud and does a Happy-Happy-Hoss dance ::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::is knocked silly from the moves::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Forces HSJ to do something no man should ever have to do: read this week's IZ::

 

OMG, BRAND RIVALRY~@!

[Guest What?]

::runs in behind AS.......ANGLESLAM!~ OMG GOD! K-Money does the "Whoo!" thing and starts dancing around like Angle, before locking in the Bounced Check!::

 

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! K-MONEY HAS ANGLESAULT LOCKED IN THE BOUNCED CHECK!~

 

::Superstar suddenly SUPERKICKS!~ Money, causing him to release the hold...who will come in to help K-Money?!::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::anyone?::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::shit...I dug myself into a hole....::

[Guest The Superstar]

Of COURSE NOT!

 

::However, Superstar reads this week's IntenseZone, and his gag reflex comes up and he LOSES his dinner. Superstar tells job squad to LEARN HOW TO SPELL. And oh yeah...

 

SUPERSAULT ON K MONEY~!

[Guest Kingpk]

::Fills hole::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Sleepwalks into the thread.::

 

Why sleepwalking?

 

Zack just read IntenseZzzzzzzzzzzzone, of course!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: F-Stunner-5 to K-Money to ADD INSULT TO INJURY! ::

[Guest The Superstar]

::Rewards Brock with a bottle of JR's BBQ Sauce::