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The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

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Guest Zack Malibu
The Slacker, now reawakened, Slack Offs the Champion~!

This really doesn't sound good, Flik.

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Guest j.o.b. squad

a man in a white mask runs in locks the claw hold in on zack caves in zacks head

 

he then rips off the white mask to reveal a red mask with threes on it

 

then a white masked anouncer takes out the anounce team with a double emerald fusions and screams into the mic "bah gawd it is the j.o.b. squad"

 

(what do you expect when you are the co-3rd draft pick you can do these types of things)

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Guest Zack Malibu

::Kicks the IZ bastard out of the thread, cursing him all the way. Encourages other hD talent to take care of him as well.::

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Guest j.o.b. squad

jr whilst still under the mask exclaims "bah gawd how long is it going to take for them to throw my fat jello giggler ass out of this thread"

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins

:: goes all angry heel monster guy and STIFF'S CANDIE............WITH A CLOTHESLINE! ::

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins

:: sells only because it's the world freakin champion ::

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Guest candie45

::lays on the ground for a few minutes before getting up and seeing HSJ struggling to his feet. Gives him a hit down south::

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Guest The Superstar

::SUPERSAULT~! runs into the thread and saves their UN-STABLE compadre, Brock Austin! Superstar and Anglesault give Zack and Candie STEREO ANGLE SLAMS~! and then Sault jumps on Superstar's shoulders and gives the World Champ a...

 

SUPERSAULT~!

 

Anglesault covers Zack as Superstar counts the

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THREE~!!!

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins

:: is forced to sell everything, because a Hoss can't no sell a low blow or any offense from a world champion ::

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
::Low blows Brock Ausstin with a tire iron::

:: turns purple ::

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Guest Anglesault
::Low blows Brock Ausstin with a tire iron::

:: turns purple ::

::Cues up the band and Superkicks Parka right into an F-Stunner-5::

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins

:: yells really loud and does a Happy-Happy-Hoss dance ::

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Guest Kingpk

::Forces HSJ to do something no man should ever have to do: read this week's IZ::

 

OMG, BRAND RIVALRY~@!

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Guest What?

::runs in behind AS.......ANGLESLAM!~ OMG GOD! K-Money does the "Whoo!" thing and starts dancing around like Angle, before locking in the Bounced Check!::

 

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! K-MONEY HAS ANGLESAULT LOCKED IN THE BOUNCED CHECK!~

 

::Superstar suddenly SUPERKICKS!~ Money, causing him to release the hold...who will come in to help K-Money?!::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::anyone?::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::shit...I dug myself into a hole....::

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Guest The Superstar

Of COURSE NOT!

 

::However, Superstar reads this week's IntenseZone, and his gag reflex comes up and he LOSES his dinner. Superstar tells job squad to LEARN HOW TO SPELL. And oh yeah...

 

SUPERSAULT ON K MONEY~!

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Guest Zack Malibu

::Sleepwalks into the thread.::

 

Why sleepwalking?

 

Zack just read IntenseZzzzzzzzzzzzone, of course!

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins

:: F-Stunner-5 to K-Money to ADD INSULT TO INJURY! ::

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