Guest Nevermortal Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 http://smackdown.wwf.com/superstars/henry_m/index.html MARK HENRY Height: 6' 1" Weight: 380 pounds From: Silsbee, Texas Favorite Quote: "It's true. It's true." Finishing move: Angle Slam Career Highlights: European Champion The depush of Angle has never been so clear.
Guest Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 http://smackdown.wwf.com/superstars/henry_m/index.html MARK HENRY Height: 6' 1" Weight: 380 pounds From: Silsbee, Texas Favorite Quote: "It's true. It's true." Finishing move: Angle Slam Career Highlights: European Champion The depush of Angle has never been so clear. OH MY GOD! ITS ABOUT TIME MARK HENRY GOT HIS DUE IN THIS BUSINESS! WE ALL KNOW HENRY COULD BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ANGLE ON ANY GIVEN DAY! WHAT'S ANGLE GOT? THE ANGLE SLAM? NO! NOT ANYMORE! MARK HAS IT AND HE IS COOLER THAN ANGLE WILL EVER BE! DONT MESS WITH A BLACK MAN, KURTSTER! This has been the Taker Mark...who didn't mean a word he just typed.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 for the good of the board this thread needs to be deleted and never EVER mentioned again. Can you imagine how long it'll take anglesault to get over this? more importantly can you imagine how long we'll have to listen to Anglesault about this?
Guest Nevermortal Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 You can actually blame that semen burrito guy, Scotsman. I got it from his report.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 I saw this this morning. But it just dawned on me now. Does this mean an Angle/Henry feud is on the way? ???
Guest Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 Looks like Henry will start a gimmick where he tries to mimmick Angle. Is this a step up or down from Edge?
Guest The Man in Blak Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 No biggie - Henry's the Real Ameican Hero anyway...it's true, it's true.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 Oh my god. I didn't think Kurt would REALLY slowly progress down the ladder. Fuck you, Hunter.
Guest Caliban Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Mark Henry is the REAL Olympic Hero.
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Guys, Henry is BIG! He has to get pushed at least 675 times before WWF relizes if he is main event quality or not. Plus HHH.
Guest caboose Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 What's next, Rikishi using the AngleLock? AngleSault might never EVER be the same again.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Mark Henry is the REAL Olympic Hero. Didn't he place like 18th?
Guest Caliban Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Something like that... I think he pulled out with an injury. I was being sarcastic in the first place, don't worry... Mark Henry has got the charisma to be a star in the WWF. I'm not talking main event level, but maybe he can be a decent mid-card act, if his wrestling has improved from when we last saw him. But that remains to be seen.
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Mark Henry has got the charisma to be a star in the WWF. Yeah, that's why the Mae Young storyline was such a big hit.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Mark Henry has got the charisma to be a star in the WWF. Yeah, that's why the Mae Young storyline was such a big hit. damn it. you HAD to mention that horrible period in WWF history. Now I'm going to have nightmeres.thaks alot
Guest Caliban Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 I doubt even Kurt Angle would be able to survive a storyline in which he became infatuated with Mae Young and impregnated her. Although it would be funny as hell to see...
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 HHH- Put Angle in a feud with some loser Steph- How about Mark Henry HHH- Perfect! We can have Mark find out that Angle is having an affair with Mae Young! And he is now raising the hand as one of his own! Then Angle's heat will go to me, and I will be on top! Steph- Perfect Hunter! That's a great idea!
Guest Anglesault Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Mark Henry has got the charisma to be a star in the WWF. I'm not talking main event level, but maybe he can be a decent mid-card act, Well, That's why he's feuding with Kurt. HHH is damned insistant on making Angle a mid carder.
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Well, That's why he's feuding with Kurt. HHH is damned insistant on making Angle a mid carder. I guess Hunter doesn't think Angle has the INTENSITY to be on his level.
Guest Caliban Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 He isn't feuding with Angle... at least not yet (insert evil smile here) Surely the website made a mistake... but if Mark Henry ever utters those magic words I will surely piss myself laughing.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Surely the website made a mistake... but if Mark Henry ever utters those magic words I will surely piss myself laughing. I don't think it was a mistake. It began with Mark Henry's weight, height, and home town and ended with his Career highlights. Plus the written part made reference of him saying "It's true"
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph that made me piss my pants. That is a total cock up on the WWF's part. There is no way in hell that Angle will be feuding with Henry anytime soon. Jericho and Angle have unfinished business with Hogan and Edge once HHH fucks over to Raw to start his feud with Austin or Undertaker. Henry is just starting to get a moderate push, and being reintroduced to the audience, they won't throw him in the deep end yet.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Jericho and Angle have unfinished business with Hogan and Edge once HHH fucks over to Raw to start his feud with Austin or Undertaker. Unfinished business with HOGAN! NO EDGE! There is no way in hell that Angle will be feuding with Henry anytime soon. Because the WWF treats Kurt SOOO well. Cough*KANE*Cough Cough*EDGE*Cough
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 According to WWF, they would be "elevating" Henry instead of lowering Kurt. *HHH is shown in a dark corner of the room with an evil grin on his face*
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 I think Edge will stay in the Main Eventscene for the time being as Rock is off TV. Kane is an upper mid card wrestler, whereas Henry has never been more than A lower mid card wrestler.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Erm...I think it's just a webmastering error. I followed that link and went through a few more stats, and quite a few guys have the Angle Slam listed as their finisher. Methinks they were just using Angle's bio for a template and haven't finished the redesign yet.
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 I think Edge will stay in the Main Eventscene for the time being as Rock is off TV. You should be banned for saying that.
Guest AM The Kid Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Henry: You're an olympic hero Angle? I was in the olympics too sucka[jab at Booker T aswell] and I'm stronger...tougher and more...mmm, sexual than you Kurt! Its true! Its true! Angle: What did you place? 18th? I'm a gold medal winner, I'm everybody's olympic hero! Oh, it's true. Get out of my way tubby.
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