Guest Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 So the tag team division has sunk so low that a mystery partner will be involved with a guy who barely appears on TV anymore in a title match. This is the least interested I've ever been in a mystery partner, probably because there's no way it'll pay off. Anyone have any guesses who it will be? I'm going with Grand Master Sexy, because that would make a little bit of sense, especially in Nashville. http://www.americasguest.cjb.net
Guest Redhawk Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 I was thinking Grandmaster Sexay at first, but maybe it will be one of those Island Boys from the WWE minors (OVW, I think). I heard that they were supposed to be introduced in an angle with Rikishi. Or it could be Haku.
Guest Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 Rikishi's partner will be Big John Gabrick form Tough Enough. There team name is the Fat Fags.
Guest notJames Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 I was reading CRZ's Smackdown recap (I know... blasphemy ) and he seems to think it's Albert. At first I thought "Why would they do that?" Then it started to make sense. ChuckaBilly are heels. Vince the heel leader made the match at JD not as a punishment to them (which is what I thought at first when I saw the skit), but to perhaps make it easier for them to retain their belts. What better way to do that than book Rikishi with another heel, who will ostensibly throw the match in order to administer a beatdown. This will in turn jumpstart the Rikishi/Albert feud we've ALL been clamoring for... Hey, I didn't say it would be pretty...
Guest Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 The Mysterious Black Car will be his partner. I had an encounter with this Mysterious Black Car before. I remember as if it were yesterday. Some Spikey Hair Dude Kept asking me did I see a black car and where was I at that moment. Well on the day of the incident. I did happen to see the black car. See i was chilling with my pet camel named Rufus. We were watching the discovery channel. Well one thing lead to another and the camel started humping me. I tried to escape but his humps were blocking my way out. While he was moving in a back and forth motion i had a chance to glare out my window and noticed the black car. The car almost ran over some old dude and the License Plate read IRUNUOVR Also I noticed the camel that was humping me look Horrified. Like he had seen a ghost when the black car appeared. Maybe the camel has seen this car before while humping people? Not sure though. After the car left I pulled out my pack of camel cigarettes and the CAMEL Jumped off me and yelling MURDERER MURDERER. He said how can you smoke my ancestors. The camel left in disgust to Saudi Arabia and I have not seen him since. But I heard Saddam Hussein ran into him couple weeks ago and now works for him. As a special weapon Labeled HUMPING WAR MACHINE. I must say even though I'm not playing for the other team. I must say the camel humping was pretty good. I suggest in your life time you experience Camel Humping or some sort of animal humping. I just wonder who could have been driving this black car. Maybe it was Rikishi from the WWF? Or could of it been that mysterious stranger in that one movie whom races punks and steals there souls? Who knows, When, Where or who will be Next to be struck by this Mysterious Black Car.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 Watch it be Benoit, returning in a new gimmick where he thinks he's Rikishi and dances suitably. Rikishi and Benoit win the belts after Chuck passes out in the Crippler Stinkface.
Guest TheMikeSC Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 Come on guys---it's the WWE. They'll find a way to make Savio Vega his partner for one night. -=Mike ...Vega is ALWAYS the mystery partner
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 Since Rico is always on the recieving end of Rikishi's stinkface, I say that Vince makes Rico the partner, supposedly stacking the odds against Rikishi. Somehow though, it winds up with Rico and Rikishi gaining the tag belts, and it helps break Rico away from Chuck and Billy so he can continue to flourish.
Guest Redhawk Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 So Vince gets to choose the partner? I thought Rikishi was going to be able to pick? Oh well, I don't watch Smackdown as you can see. In that case, why doesn't Vince just stick him with Terri or something? Or Jim Ross? Or Howard Finkel? I mean, that's what I would do if I were trying to punish Rikishi. But this is wrestling, and they don't do things that make sense. Vince will pick an actual wrestler, showing once again that he's an idiot.
Guest RetroRob215 Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 Maybe it will be no one and they will make it into a handicap match. That would rule, I haven't seen one of those since Monday.
Guest Redhawk Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 Unfortunatley, Michael Cole won't be around to alert us if that handicap match becomes a 2-on-1 affair.
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 Survey saaaaaaays... Vince makes HIMSELF Rikishi's partner, they lose, Vince gets a stinkface, the shitty WWE continues onward.
Guest Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 This totally proves what a sorry state the whole fed is in right now. A Mystery Man, yes a mystery man, is the number one contender for the tag team titles. Who is this mysterious man? Mark Henry? Brian Lawler? Vince? Hell it could even be YOU cause it's not like it matters or anything........groan. Anyone else getting sharp stomach pains the closer we get each week to RAW?
Guest El Satanico Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 One team has had the belts for 3 months. Now we know how much Vince loves long title reigns. I think we all can see where this is going. Some halfassed thrown together at the last minute tag team is going to end up beating the only decent tag team that WWeee currently has.
Guest Redhawk Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 Could it be Earthquake? He's tight with Hogan, you know. He and Rikishi could be, like, the Natural Diasters 2002. See, first you have Earthquake and then Rikishi would be "Tornado." Get it? See, his BUTT is really big, so if he farted ... I should write for the WWE.
Guest Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 At least it would make sense being Haku, but there's no way in hell he'd work as a face. I say BC is a strong possibility. It'll probably be something stupid like no one new and will advance no storyline. I could see it being like Hugh Morrus and Chuckabilly win and Morrus returns to Metal and the feud goes no where. By the way, Olympic Slam, that is a great sig. I think Kid Man is the best.
Guest El Satanico Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 The mystery partner will be... :waits for it: Randy "Bonesaw Mcgraw" Savage! We all know that Vince is dying to get a piece of the Spiderman action.
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted May 17, 2002 Report Posted May 17, 2002 I'm sorry guys. I'm Rikishi's tag partner. Vince just gave me the call.
Guest chirs3 Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Ash Ketchum, Rikishi's partner? Stinkachu, I choose you! *shudders*
Guest TheHulkster Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 You know what would be pretty cool. Rikishi's mystery partner being Samu escorted to the ring by Afa and Captain Lou Albano "The Manager of Champions". Ok, maybe not, but it would probably be cooler than what will happen.
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Could it be Earthquake? He's tight with Hogan, you know. He and Rikishi could be, like, the Natural Diasters 2002. See, first you have Earthquake and then Rikishi would be "Tornado." Get it? See, his BUTT is really big, so if he farted ... I should write for the WWE. That's the best idea I ever read!
Guest Human Fly Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Since Vince is picking I'm going to go with the Brooklyn Brawler or some other jobber.
Guest The Vanilla Midget Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 it will probably end up being some generic heel as rikishi's partner, and sorry if someone has already said it, but could it be the samoans from ovw (?). from what i hear they are a pretty good team and are pretty much ready to be called up. of course they would then have to either make it a 6-man or sub rikishi out.
Guest Anglesault Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 You are all overlooking the obvious: It's Test.
Guest The Vanilla Midget Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 god if only!! test needs another push, he was sooo close to getting over last time although if test were in a tag team, that would mean he would be buried, and thats not a bad thing!
Guest midnight_burn Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 It'll probably be Farooq or something like that.
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