Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 The Mysterious Black Car will be his partner. I had an encounter with this Mysterious Black Car before. I remember as if it were yesterday. Some Spikey Hair Dude Kept asking me did I see a black car and where was I at that moment. Well on the day of the incident. I did happen to see the black car. See i was chilling with my pet camel named Rufus. We were watching the discovery channel. Well one thing lead to another and the camel started humping me. I tried to escape but his humps were blocking my way out. While he was moving in a back and forth motion i had a chance to glare out my window and noticed the black car. The car almost ran over some old dude and the License Plate read IRUNUOVR Also I noticed the camel that was humping me look Horrified. Like he had seen a ghost when the black car appeared. Maybe the camel has seen this car before while humping people? Not sure though. After the car left I pulled out my pack of camel cigarettes and the CAMEL Jumped off me and yelling MURDERER MURDERER. He said how can you smoke my ancestors. The camel left in disgust to Saudi Arabia and I have not seen him since. But I heard Saddam Hussein ran into him couple weeks ago and now works for him. As a special weapon Labeled HUMPING WAR MACHINE. I must say even though I'm not playing for the other team. I must say the camel humping was pretty good. I suggest in your life time you experience Camel Humping or some sort of animal humping. I just wonder who could have been driving this black car. Maybe it was Rikishi from the WWF? Or could of it been that mysterious stranger in that one movie whom races punks and steals there souls? Who knows, When, Where or who will be Next to be struck by this Mysterious Black Car. Your talking about Shenmue. Shenmue's storyline is better then half the stuff WWE come up with.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 It could be: Randy Orton Tazz Strong Bad Homestar Runner Chris Kataan Nova The Random Cruiserweight
Guest RetroRob215 Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Randy Orton would actually make sense.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 The World's Strongest Man Mark Henry = RATINGS Rikishi & Henry
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 The World's Strongest Man Mark Henry = RATINGS Rikishi & Henry It's gotta be Henry because every person I've ever met in my life that can bend frying pans; hates gay men. I'm gonna put the current tag title situtation into perspective right now.........The tag division is soooo bad that I actually believe that Billy and Chuck are an actual, viable tag team!
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 It makes 0 sense for Vince to pick a face. So if he does...they will turn heel. But my vote goes to Rico...cause it makes so much sense
Guest nWoScorpion Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Maybe its..... <shudders> Brutus Beefcake (waits for everyone to stop laughing) or some other has been from the 80's. BRING BACKPAPA SHANGO!!!!!
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Maybe its..... <shudders> Brutus Beefcake (waits for everyone to stop laughing) Yes, I would mark out for the Butcher with No Name. It would be great to see Zodiac do another run. The Deciple with No Face would be a great partner for Rikishi. I'm not being sarcastic, I'm actually serious.
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 I'm going with one of the Island Boyz (is it "Boyz" already, or are they still just "Boys"?) because I think one of them is hurt (broken leg if I'm not mistaken). One debuts now and the hurt one can be brought in at a later time.
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Okay, i've been trying to hold it in but... THE MYSTERY PARTNER IS ME!!! THATS RIGHT! IM GOING TO TEAM WITH RIKISHI TO TAKE ON THE TAG CHAMPIONS! YES! ITS TRUE! IM GONNA GO OLD SCHOOL ON THEIR ASSES! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! This has been the Taker Mark Future WWE Tag Champion
Guest Risk Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 One of the Island Boys, Ekmo or Kimo, whichever one is Fatu's cousin. Maybe The Rock. Maybe he should just commit "attempted vehicular homicide" on the Ambigiously Gay Trio. He's a baaaaaaaaad man.
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 But Taker Mark... I'm Rikishi's tag team partner!
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 It-quite-obvious-that-McMahon's-choice-is-Rico.It-would-only-make-sense. I-say-Rikishi-and-Rico-still-wins-the-Tag-team-titles.Well,cause-the-WWE-books-Shit-like-t hat.
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 I wouldn't be shocked if it's Hurricane as Rikishi's partner and then we find out it's been Rico who's been sending Hurri-notes.
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 It was just announced on CNN that Monica Louinski shall be Rikishi's counter-part helping him win the titles via the Dickface.
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Riko and Rico take on Billy and Chuck! The final questionable showdown!
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Wasn't there Rumors of "Grand Master Sexay" Brian Christofer coming back? God Help us.
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 Riko and Rico take on Billy and Chuck! The final questionable showdown! What do you mean? Randy Orton would actually make sense.No it wouldn't he's fueding with Holly and Storm. It could be: Randy Orton Tazz Strong Bad Homestar Runner Chris Kataan Nova The Random Cruiserweight Who are Strong Bad and Homestar?
Guest Posted May 18, 2002 Report Posted May 18, 2002 I get this feeling we'll see a second ambiguously gay tag team (Riko=Rikishi). Following that, the end of tag team legitamacy.
Guest Choken One Posted May 19, 2002 Report Posted May 19, 2002 Here's how I see this... This is the opening match. AGD come out with Rico (in full suave dick mode)...Rikishi comes out to a moderate pop. Vince McMahon appears on the WWETRON...flirts with Stacy for about five minutes and then mumbles about HHH and Jericho. Rikishi grabs the mic and goes "Get on with it! McMahon!"...Vince is stunned. He responds "Fine, I was gonna be nice and give you a good partner but forget that...You will team with...(looks around the room)...Brooklyn Brawler!". Brawler gets a good pop all things considered. Rikishi is pissed. They wrestle for 8 minutes...Rico lays out Brawler and the ref. AGD double team Rikishi...he's out of it...then the lights go out...and the music starts...It's GMS! He runs down the aisle with a chair handy and knocks both Rico, Billy and Chucky out. Rikishi tosses chucky through the ropes, GMS hits a superkick on Billy and Rikishi bonzai drops on Billy. The referee wakes up and sees Rikishi sitting on Billy. he goes for the pin and notices the chair laying over rico's face and GMS. he calls for the DQ. Billy and Chucky try to pull Rico out but are chased away by GMS and his chair. They set Rico in the corner for a stinkface duplex.
Guest Anglesault Posted May 19, 2002 Report Posted May 19, 2002 Why would they do a DQ for hitting the manager with a chair? (That's what the ref sees)
Guest Choken One Posted May 19, 2002 Report Posted May 19, 2002 Don't use logic...You'll get confused.
Guest RetroRob215 Posted May 19, 2002 Report Posted May 19, 2002 Randy Orton would actually make sense.No it wouldn't he's fueding with Holly and Storm. It would make sense because Vince conisders Randy to be a weak rookie, so Rikishi would be at a disadvantage. This could be used as another "punishment" for him beating Holly and Storm.
Guest mathbrat Posted May 19, 2002 Report Posted May 19, 2002 Reviewing all the comments so far... GMS makes sense. That one "sportz entertainment" scenario seems Vince-ish enough, and Vince will do anything to stifle competition. Mr. Perfect was to the XWF as Brian is to the WWA. Rico would also make sense and might make for a fluke champion storyline, but I think this whole stylist gimmick is really going to hurt him in the long run. If we've learned anything from Booker and Angle, it's difficult to go from comedic heel to legit anything. But because those would make sense, I'm guessing this is how they'll get The Hurricane on the card.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted May 20, 2002 Report Posted May 20, 2002 To the person who asked who Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are: http://www.homestarrunner.com/firsttime.html
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