What is this guy fucking smokin...seriously!

[Guest TheDames7]

Normally, I don't rag on anyone...but to expect the WWE to read this and TAKE these ideas are just rediculous.  What really scares me is that they just might...Here's the "Best" of Tommy Fierro.

 

 

Today in TDT there will not be any goofy "The McMahons" skits or fantasy 1WF bookings. Today I will be serious and give WWE several suggestions for some fresh ideas for their shows. I know WWE reads 1Wrestling all the time, so they could either steal these ideas or of course......hire me! Seriously though, I believe these ideas would really spark some interest. Here we go...........

 

*BRING BACK THE FOUR HORSEMEN: With Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero already a unit, they should go all out and have Ric Flair introduce a new Four Horsemen to Raw. I would have Stone Cold come out this coming Monday and demand a match against Chris Benoit. RVD's music could hit and he could come out and say he wants Eddie Guerrero and they should team up to take on both guys. Austin agrees to the match and Ric Flair's music hits. Flair comes out and says he runs the show and not them. He says since they want to be a tag team so bad, they could team up later in the show to take on the Hardy Boyz. For the Raw main event it could be Austin & RVD vs. Hardyz. Benoit and Guerrero could run out at the end of the match and jump Austin & RVD. The Hardyz could then grabs chairs to make the save, but instead use the chairs on Austin and RVD. Ric Flair could then introduce Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Hardy Boyz as the new Four Horsemen.

 

*MOVE THE nWo TO SMACKDOWN: With the Four Horsemen as the new heel group on Raw, nWo really wouldn't be needed on the show. Vince McMahon could continue his feud with HHH on Smackdown and asks Ric Flair to make a trade with him so he could get the nWo on his show to take out HHH. This would make the nWo seem fresh again, like they are getting a new start. Once nWo arrives, Vince could say he didn't send a ticket for Kevin Nash to come to the show because he's out injured and he's useless. Vince introduces Chris Jericho as the new leader of the nWo. The nWo (Jericho, Booker T, Big Show, and X-Pac) could then feud with HHH.  At the same time, X-Pac and Booker T could win the tag team titles from Rikishi and Rico. Rikishi could stay in the mix of feuding with Booker and X-Pac. Big Show could start a little program up with Hulk Hogan. This could lead to....

 

*WAR GAMES CAGE MATCH FOR JULY PPV: It would be Chris Jericho, X-Pac, Booker T, and Big Show against HHH, Hulk Hogan, Rikishi, and a mystery partner. The mystery partner turns out to be the returning Kevin Nash as a babyface. I believe the War Games match would draw and it would be a fresh PPV main event. Rikishi getting HHH, Hogan, and Nash to do the Too Cool dance with him after the match could get the biggest pop ever.

 

*VINCE'S TRADES BILLY & CHUCK, FAAROOQ, VAL VENIS, MARK HENRY AND AL SNOW TO RAW FOR THE nWo: Doing this would reunite the APA, which I believe is the best idea for them. It would also make Raw the show for tag team wrestling with Hardy Boyz, Billy & Chuck, and APA all on the same show. They could also put Mark Henry and D'Lo Brown back together as a team. Val Venis seems to be lost in the shuffle on Smackdown, so a move to Raw pushing him as a big babyface could help his career out. As for Al Snow, this is what I'd do with him...

 

*CONQUISTADORS CHALLENGE X-PAC & BOOKER T FOR TAG TEAM TITLES: With X-Pac and Booker T as the only tag team on Smackdown, the Conquistadors could show up on Smackdown and challenge them for the titles. The Conquistadors upset the nWo to win the titles. One unmasks as Goldust, which would fit the storyline perfect since he's gold and doing the program with Booker T. The other could be Al Snow. Both are Raw talents and could bring the belts back to the Raw show where all the tag teams are. Snow could do his old head gimmick. I believe a tag team of Goldust and Al Snow would produce an endless amount of comedy vignettes. Goldust wants head!

 

PAUL HEYMAN WINS WWE WOMEN'S TITLE: Yes, you read that correctly. Paul Heyman beats Trish Stratus on Raw to win the WWE Women's Title. Heyman could then appear on both shows. It would be entertaining as all hell seeing Heyman as the Women's Champion and being a pervert by changing in the same dressing room as the women. He could drop the title a few weeks later back to Trish on Smackdown. While on Smackdown, Heyman gets in the ear of Deacon Batista. He tells him how much promise he sees in him and how he could be the next big thing along with Brock Lesnar. Once Heyman loses to Trish, he returns to Raw with the announcement of signing Deacon Batista. He says he will no longer have that horrible name or gimmick under his management. Batista debuts as his old monster gimmick in OVW as Leviathan. Heyman could also bring in Sean O' Haire. Once Stone Cold is done working a program with the Four Horsemen, he'll have a fresh feud waiting for him with Heyman's monsters.

 

*BRING IN "COWBOY" BOB ORTON AS A MANAGER: In the new issue of Raw Magazine, they have a story on the old male managers and why they aren't around anymore. I say they change that by bringing in Orton as the manager of his son. Randy could stay face though, with his Dad making him do a bunch of heel things that he doesn't want to do. They could do a gimmick where his Dad makes him wear his old cast for a month or two and uses it to win his matches. You can tell Randy is very upset that he's winning his matches this way, but he's doing what his father tells him. Finally they could build it up to a big match with Randy against someone like Jericho. His Dad could tell him to use the cast but Randy takes it off and throws it to the ground. Jericho could use it to beat Randy. After the match, his Dad could give his son a beat down and lead to a big father vs. son match. It could be a very entertaining story to follow.

 

BRING BACK MICK FOLEY: WWE TV needs Mick Foley back in the mix. He was one of the biggest stars in WWE history and the fans love him. I have a great way to bring him back in.......

 

SIGN CROWBAR TO A CONTRACT: Here is someone that is just as crazy as Mick Foley that could also work a cruiserweight style match. He has a great look, he's young, and he was one of the few guys that was actually over when WCW was still in business. I don't understand for the life of me why WWE has never signed this talented worker to a deal. I say bring Crowbar in and have him quickly win the Hardcore Title. He could then cut a promo saying how he was sick and tired of watching the title that his idol Mick Foley made famous being used as a joke. Crowbar then does Foley's old gimmick of having three different personalities. He could be himself as Crowbar and come up with two different personalities as well. Maybe he could even get his hands on the old Mankind mask and use it. He can always talk about how Foley is his idol and he's going to make him proud. They can build to a Crowbar vs. Jeff Hardy Hell in the Cell match with Crowbar promising to live up to Foley's jump. At the end of the match, Crowbar could have Hardy on the table outside the ring and goes to the top of the cell and is about to jump off of it and Foley's music hits. Mick Foley could make his return to stop Crowbar from killing himself. Maybe they could then have Foley be the Commissioner of Raw and possibly build to a huge match between Mick Foley vs. Crowbar in the future. I believe Foley could turn Crowbar into a huge star.

 

*WHAT DO YOU THINK?: Please take a moment to let me know what you think of my ideas by E-mailing me at: [email protected]

[Guest]

Just hearing Hardy Boyz as part of Four Horsemen was enough for me...ugh!

[Guest]

I think his idea for a Spider-man/Goldust feud was the worst.

[Guest]

Tommy definitely shouldn't quit his day job. Whatever THAT is...

 

A retarded chimpanzee could write better storylines for the WWE.

[Guest dreamer420]

thanks for the weekly tommy fierro is a fucking idiot post.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hardy Boyz as the new Four Horsemen.

Rikishi could stay in the mix of feuding with Booker and X-Pac

Rikishi getting HHH, Hogan, and Nash to do the Too Cool dance with him after the match could get the biggest pop ever.

Snow could do his old head gimmick. I believe a tag team of Goldust and Al Snow would produce an endless amount of comedy vignettes. Goldust wants head!

After the match, his Dad could give his son a beat down and lead to a big father vs. son match (Ortons). It could be a very entertaining story to follow

They can build to a Crowbar vs. Jeff Hardy Hell in the Cell match

Wow.  Is he trying to make the product *worse*?

[Guest]

You wonder if Fierro is on pot or somethin while he writes...

[Guest muzanisa]

I do wish they'd bring back War Games though.

[Guest crandamaniac]

No disrespect to the Hardyz or anything, but by putting them in the 4 Horseman, you're not doing the name any better then it has in recent years

[Guest notJames]

This guy deserves a severe beating...

[Guest easye46]

Normally, I don't rag on anyone...but to expect the WWE to read this and TAKE these ideas are just rediculous.  What really scares me is that they just might...Here's the "Best" of Tommy Fierro.

 

 

Today in TDT there will not be any goofy "The McMahons" skits or fantasy 1WF bookings. Today I will be serious and give WWE several suggestions for some fresh ideas for their shows. I know WWE reads 1Wrestling all the time, so they could either steal these ideas or of course......hire me! Seriously though, I believe these ideas would really spark some interest. Here we go...........

 

*BRING BACK THE FOUR HORSEMEN: With Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero already a unit, they should go all out and have Ric Flair introduce a new Four Horsemen to Raw. I would have Stone Cold come out this coming Monday and demand a match against Chris Benoit. RVD's music could hit and he could come out and say he wants Eddie Guerrero and they should team up to take on both guys. Austin agrees to the match and Ric Flair's music hits. Flair comes out and says he runs the show and not them. He says since they want to be a tag team so bad, they could team up later in the show to take on the Hardy Boyz. For the Raw main event it could be Austin & RVD vs. Hardyz. Benoit and Guerrero could run out at the end of the match and jump Austin & RVD. The Hardyz could then grabs chairs to make the save, but instead use the chairs on Austin and RVD. Ric Flair could then introduce Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Hardy Boyz as the new Four Horsemen.

 

*MOVE THE nWo TO SMACKDOWN: With the Four Horsemen as the new heel group on Raw, nWo really wouldn't be needed on the show. Vince McMahon could continue his feud with HHH on Smackdown and asks Ric Flair to make a trade with him so he could get the nWo on his show to take out HHH. This would make the nWo seem fresh again, like they are getting a new start. Once nWo arrives, Vince could say he didn't send a ticket for Kevin Nash to come to the show because he's out injured and he's useless. Vince introduces Chris Jericho as the new leader of the nWo. The nWo (Jericho, Booker T, Big Show, and X-Pac) could then feud with HHH.  At the same time, X-Pac and Booker T could win the tag team titles from Rikishi and Rico. Rikishi could stay in the mix of feuding with Booker and X-Pac. Big Show could start a little program up with Hulk Hogan. This could lead to....

 

*WAR GAMES CAGE MATCH FOR JULY PPV: It would be Chris Jericho, X-Pac, Booker T, and Big Show against HHH, Hulk Hogan, Rikishi, and a mystery partner. The mystery partner turns out to be the returning Kevin Nash as a babyface. I believe the War Games match would draw and it would be a fresh PPV main event. Rikishi getting HHH, Hogan, and Nash to do the Too Cool dance with him after the match could get the biggest pop ever.

 

*VINCE'S TRADES BILLY & CHUCK, FAAROOQ, VAL VENIS, MARK HENRY AND AL SNOW TO RAW FOR THE nWo: Doing this would reunite the APA, which I believe is the best idea for them. It would also make Raw the show for tag team wrestling with Hardy Boyz, Billy & Chuck, and APA all on the same show. They could also put Mark Henry and D'Lo Brown back together as a team. Val Venis seems to be lost in the shuffle on Smackdown, so a move to Raw pushing him as a big babyface could help his career out. As for Al Snow, this is what I'd do with him...

 

*CONQUISTADORS CHALLENGE X-PAC & BOOKER T FOR TAG TEAM TITLES: With X-Pac and Booker T as the only tag team on Smackdown, the Conquistadors could show up on Smackdown and challenge them for the titles. The Conquistadors upset the nWo to win the titles. One unmasks as Goldust, which would fit the storyline perfect since he's gold and doing the program with Booker T. The other could be Al Snow. Both are Raw talents and could bring the belts back to the Raw show where all the tag teams are. Snow could do his old head gimmick. I believe a tag team of Goldust and Al Snow would produce an endless amount of comedy vignettes. Goldust wants head!

 

PAUL HEYMAN WINS WWE WOMEN'S TITLE: Yes, you read that correctly. Paul Heyman beats Trish Stratus on Raw to win the WWE Women's Title. Heyman could then appear on both shows. It would be entertaining as all hell seeing Heyman as the Women's Champion and being a pervert by changing in the same dressing room as the women. He could drop the title a few weeks later back to Trish on Smackdown. While on Smackdown, Heyman gets in the ear of Deacon Batista. He tells him how much promise he sees in him and how he could be the next big thing along with Brock Lesnar. Once Heyman loses to Trish, he returns to Raw with the announcement of signing Deacon Batista. He says he will no longer have that horrible name or gimmick under his management. Batista debuts as his old monster gimmick in OVW as Leviathan. Heyman could also bring in Sean O' Haire. Once Stone Cold is done working a program with the Four Horsemen, he'll have a fresh feud waiting for him with Heyman's monsters.

 

*BRING IN "COWBOY" BOB ORTON AS A MANAGER: In the new issue of Raw Magazine, they have a story on the old male managers and why they aren't around anymore. I say they change that by bringing in Orton as the manager of his son. Randy could stay face though, with his Dad making him do a bunch of heel things that he doesn't want to do. They could do a gimmick where his Dad makes him wear his old cast for a month or two and uses it to win his matches. You can tell Randy is very upset that he's winning his matches this way, but he's doing what his father tells him. Finally they could build it up to a big match with Randy against someone like Jericho. His Dad could tell him to use the cast but Randy takes it off and throws it to the ground. Jericho could use it to beat Randy. After the match, his Dad could give his son a beat down and lead to a big father vs. son match. It could be a very entertaining story to follow.

 

BRING BACK MICK FOLEY: WWE TV needs Mick Foley back in the mix. He was one of the biggest stars in WWE history and the fans love him. I have a great way to bring him back in.......

 

SIGN CROWBAR TO A CONTRACT: Here is someone that is just as crazy as Mick Foley that could also work a cruiserweight style match. He has a great look, he's young, and he was one of the few guys that was actually over when WCW was still in business. I don't understand for the life of me why WWE has never signed this talented worker to a deal. I say bring Crowbar in and have him quickly win the Hardcore Title. He could then cut a promo saying how he was sick and tired of watching the title that his idol Mick Foley made famous being used as a joke. Crowbar then does Foley's old gimmick of having three different personalities. He could be himself as Crowbar and come up with two different personalities as well. Maybe he could even get his hands on the old Mankind mask and use it. He can always talk about how Foley is his idol and he's going to make him proud. They can build to a Crowbar vs. Jeff Hardy Hell in the Cell match with Crowbar promising to live up to Foley's jump. At the end of the match, Crowbar could have Hardy on the table outside the ring and goes to the top of the cell and is about to jump off of it and Foley's music hits. Mick Foley could make his return to stop Crowbar from killing himself. Maybe they could then have Foley be the Commissioner of Raw and possibly build to a huge match between Mick Foley vs. Crowbar in the future. I believe Foley could turn Crowbar into a huge star.

 

*WHAT DO YOU THINK?: Please take a moment to let me know what you think of my ideas by E-mailing me at: [email protected]

Some of the points are good, but most of it is pure garbage.

 

This wouldn't help change the WWE's direction..

[Guest TheDames7]

I still can't get over the fact that he wants Hogan & Nash to dance with Rikishi...my lord.

 

Dames

[Guest]

I still can't get over the fact that he wants Hogan & Nash to dance with Rikishi...my lord.

 

Dames

He's probably one of the sick freaks who wishes he could have been present to see the multiple stink face given to Billy Gunn by HHH, Hogan, Edge & Rikishi. *shudder*

[Guest Mole]

Yes, Tommy is kinda silly with his booking. I wrote him, and these is what I said.

 

"First off, bringing back the Horsemen wouldn't be a good idea. The Horsemen gimick is old, just like the nWo.

 

Put the women's title on Heyman? I don't like the women's division at all, but putting it on Heyman sounds too much Russo to me. WWE has been buidling that title, and putting it on Heyman would be a big joke. Besides, HEYMAN IS  A MAN, and it is a women's title.

 

Rikishi as apart of the Wargames? Ahh, are you crazy? And X-Pac too? No, that wouldn't work at all. You know why? Because that would be inter-promotion fighting, and that is a no-no. You might as well merge the two brands together. Booker T shouldn't be still with the nWo, he is on the verge of becoming a monster babyface, that wouldn't work. If you have to have a mystery partner, it

should be Booker turning face, not Nash.

 

D'Lo with Mark Henry? Do you have a death wish for D'Lo?? He shouldn't step anywhere near Henry, he has way too much talent for that. D'Lo should turn heel, get the European title, and just kick ass with that."

[Guest buffybeast]

Why does this guy insist on rehashing old groups/storylines and making stupid new ones?  The frickin' hardyz as the new Horsemen?  Is this man insane?

 

Crowbar?  I mean, I like him and all.  But why bring him in when the company has tons of talented guys already on the roster?

 

Heyman as the womens champ?  Huh?  I thought the point was to make the ladies belt mean something.

[Guest claydude14]

the orton idea wasn't too bad, but the rest is crap crap crap. i remember he wrote a column where he swore he was going to get a wwf writing job, and i think he applied... wonder why he is still writing for 1wrestling?

[Guest Sandman9000]

What do I think?  I think Tommy Boy should put a gun in his mouth and pull the trigger.

[Guest]

The dude also said we could finally see Hogan vs. The Big Show. LOL

[Guest Army Eye]

This may be the most pitiful human on earth.  The only thinks that irks me more than his constant abuse of his priviledged position as a 1wrestling columnist to beg for a WWF writing job, is the way he takes credit for ideas whenever the WWF actually does something right.  When Jericho turned heel in 2001 he insisted that it was his and his idea alone to do that.  Never mind that thousands of Internet smarks had been begging for it for months.

[Guest alfdogg]

I didn't read most of it, but the Hardys are definitely not Horsemen and X-Pac should be nowhere near a title.  Wouldn't mind seeing Foley back though.

[Guest Human Fly]

I know that the wrestling world, especially the people on this board, are just BEGGING for a Kevin Nash babyface run. My goodness the only thing that would make that better would be if he, Hogan, and Rikishi all got up and did a Too Cool dance!

[Guest HBK16]

That is not even funny.  It was so retarded.  That makes the WWE writing team look good.

[Guest HBK16]

After closely thinking it over, he has to be joking.  No wrestling fan can be that stupid.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

The best idea he came up with was WarGames and he includes Hogan, Nash, X-Pac, Rakishi, and Big Show. With all the talent the WWF has a trained monkey could make a better show. Here's a trained monkey's WarGames matchup. Flair,Benoit, Guerrero, Angle, and Jericho vs Austin, The Rock, RVD, Booker T., and Edge.

[Guest RetroRob215]

That makes the WWE writing team look good.

Maybe the WWE pays him off to say this stuff.  That way people will just be happy Tommy isn't booking the WWE.

[Guest]

I dunno, i think the Rikishi/Hogan/Nash dancing thing would be gold. Just for the fact that we could see a simultaneous heart attack, slip and breaking of an ankle, and the complete explosion of a knee.

 

Match up each injury to each superstar correctly and win a prize.

[Guest]

*VINCE'S TRADES BILLY & CHUCK, FAAROOQ, VAL VENIS, MARK HENRY AND AL SNOW TO RAW FOR THE nWo:

 

Yeah, that will really help ratings! Dumbass.

 

Unless I read or hear that "The Horsemen just destroyed The Hardyz" then I never, I mean NEVER, wanna hear Hardyz and Horsemen used in the same sentence again!

 

Can we send Good Ol' Tommy boy over to RAW and let Bradshaw take care of him? Someone needs to smack the shit out of him!

[Guest Smeghead]

*BRING BACK THE FOUR HORSEMEN: With Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero already a unit, they should go all out and have Ric Flair introduce a new Four Horsemen to Raw. I would have Stone Cold come out this coming Monday and demand a match against Chris Benoit. RVD's music could hit and he could come out and say he wants Eddie Guerrero and they should team up to take on both guys. Austin agrees to the match and Ric Flair's music hits. Flair comes out and says he runs the show and not them. He says since they want to be a tag team so bad, they could team up later in the show to take on the Hardy Boyz. For the Raw main event it could be Austin & RVD vs. Hardyz. Benoit and Guerrero could run out at the end of the match and jump Austin & RVD. The Hardyz could then grabs chairs to make the save, but instead use the chairs on Austin and RVD. Ric Flair could then introduce Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Hardy Boyz as the new Four Horsemen.

Hardys as Horsemen?  Sorry, no.  Benoit, yes.  Guerrero, sure.  But the Hardys?  There's no way in hell that would work.

 

*MOVE THE nWo TO SMACKDOWN: With the Four Horsemen as the new heel group on Raw, nWo really wouldn't be needed on the show. Vince McMahon could continue his feud with HHH on Smackdown and asks Ric Flair to make a trade with him so he could get the nWo on his show to take out HHH. This would make the nWo seem fresh again, like they are getting a new start. Once nWo arrives, Vince could say he didn't send a ticket for Kevin Nash to come to the show because he's out injured and he's useless. Vince introduces Chris Jericho as the new leader of the nWo. The nWo (Jericho, Booker T, Big Show, and X-Pac) could then feud with HHH.  At the same time, X-Pac and Booker T could win the tag team titles from Rikishi and Rico. Rikishi could stay in the mix of feuding with Booker and X-Pac. Big Show could start a little program up with Hulk Hogan.

If you had the Horsemen on Raw (not his version of the Horsemen, mind you), then I'd agree.  And his idea with Nash isn't bad.  But it makes no sense for Jericho to start leading a group that he has never been a part of.  (At least I don't think he's ever been in the nWo.  Someone correct me if I'm wrong.)  There are other problems with this section, but I don't have all day, so let's move on.

 

This could lead to....*WAR GAMES CAGE MATCH FOR JULY PPV: It would be Chris Jericho, X-Pac, Booker T, and Big Show against HHH, Hulk Hogan, Rikishi, and a mystery partner. The mystery partner turns out to be the returning Kevin Nash as a babyface. I believe the War Games match would draw and it would be a fresh PPV main event. Rikishi getting HHH, Hogan, and Nash to do the Too Cool dance with him after the match could get the biggest pop ever.

War Games match is a great idea.  But with those people?  Big Show would get blown up in about 2 minutes.  Same with Hogan.  Last time I saw Nash in a War Games match he just stood in front of the door.  Rikishi and X-Pac...maybe.  HHH, Jericho, and Booker have potential in a War Games match, but three out of eight ain't good.

 

*VINCE'S TRADES BILLY & CHUCK, FAAROOQ, VAL VENIS, MARK HENRY AND AL SNOW TO RAW FOR THE nWo: Doing this would reunite the APA, which I believe is the best idea for them. It would also make Raw the show for tag team wrestling with Hardy Boyz, Billy & Chuck, and APA all on the same show. They could also put Mark Henry and D'Lo Brown back together as a team. Val Venis seems to be lost in the shuffle on Smackdown, so a move to Raw pushing him as a big babyface could help his career out.

One of the major problems with the split in my opinion is that the tag team division is limited to one show.  Those belts should be like the World Title and the Women's Title.  They should be on both shows.  Just moving the division to Raw won't help at all.  Again, I could spend a lot of time on this section, but I need to move on.

 

As for Al Snow, this is what I'd do with him...*CONQUISTADORS CHALLENGE X-PAC & BOOKER T FOR TAG TEAM TITLES: With X-Pac and Booker T as the only tag team on Smackdown, the Conquistadors could show up on Smackdown and challenge them for the titles. The Conquistadors upset the nWo to win the titles. One unmasks as Goldust, which would fit the storyline perfect since he's gold and doing the program with Booker T. The other could be Al Snow. Both are Raw talents and could bring the belts back to the Raw show where all the tag teams are. Snow could do his old head gimmick. I believe a tag team of Goldust and Al Snow would produce an endless amount of comedy vignettes. Goldust wants head!

Raw superstars show up on Smackdown.  Are you trying to make the split worse?  It's already crap in a lot of people's minds.  This won't help at all.  I don't disagree with the team of Goldust and Al Snow.  That's comedic gold right there.  But the Conquistador thing is stupid.  And like I said, they need to have the Tag Team Titles on both shows.

 

PAUL HEYMAN WINS WWE WOMEN'S TITLE

You'll notice I only quoted the title of that section.  Why?  Because after I read that, I immediately skipped to the next section.  That paragraph isn't worth reading.  No.  1000 times no!  It was stupid when Harvey Whippleman won the title.  This would be just as bad, if not worse.  I don't know what kind of storyline idea he has for this, nor do I need to know.  I can already tell you that if the WWE used this idea, any storyline that went with it would be a complete failure.  Moving on.

 

*BRING IN "COWBOY" BOB ORTON AS A MANAGER: In the new issue of Raw Magazine, they have a story on the old male managers and why they aren't around anymore. I say they change that by bringing in Orton as the manager of his son. Randy could stay face though, with his Dad making him do a bunch of heel things that he doesn't want to do. They could do a gimmick where his Dad makes him wear his old cast for a month or two and uses it to win his matches. You can tell Randy is very upset that he's winning his matches this way, but he's doing what his father tells him. Finally they could build it up to a big match with Randy against someone like Jericho. His Dad could tell him to use the cast but Randy takes it off and throws it to the ground. Jericho could use it to beat Randy. After the match, his Dad could give his son a beat down and lead to a big father vs. son match. It could be a very entertaining story to follow.

Well, he's not completely bereft of good ideas.  This one actually sounds promising.

 

BRING BACK MICK FOLEY: WWE TV needs Mick Foley back in the mix. He was one of the biggest stars in WWE history and the fans love him.

I agree.

 

I have a great way to bring him back in.......

No, I don't think you do.

 

SIGN CROWBAR TO A CONTRACT: Here is someone that is just as crazy as Mick Foley that could also work a cruiserweight style match. He has a great look, he's young, and he was one of the few guys that was actually over when WCW was still in business. I don't understand for the life of me why WWE has never signed this talented worker to a deal. I say bring Crowbar in and have him quickly win the Hardcore Title. He could then cut a promo saying how he was sick and tired of watching the title that his idol Mick Foley made famous being used as a joke. Crowbar then does Foley's old gimmick of having three different personalities. He could be himself as Crowbar and come up with two different personalities as well. Maybe he could even get his hands on the old Mankind mask and use it. He can always talk about how Foley is his idol and he's going to make him proud. They can build to a Crowbar vs. Jeff Hardy Hell in the Cell match with Crowbar promising to live up to Foley's jump. At the end of the match, Crowbar could have Hardy on the table outside the ring and goes to the top of the cell and is about to jump off of it and Foley's music hits. Mick Foley could make his return to stop Crowbar from killing himself. Maybe they could then have Foley be the Commissioner of Raw and possibly build to a huge match between Mick Foley vs. Crowbar in the future. I believe Foley could turn Crowbar into a huge star.

Hey, I was right!  He doesn't have a great way to bring Foley back.  I like the idea of bringing in Crowbar, but definitely not this way.  That thing with the three personalities worked for Foley, but with Crowbar it wouldn't be the same.

 

*WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Well, you asked for it:

 

After reading this stuff, I really wish I had a way to travel back in time.  Then I could find your future father and convince him to get a vasectomy.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

is fierro like the bastard child of stephanie mcmahon and vince russo??? if not, i seriously think he may have found his way into rvd's personal stash!

[Guest]

Like what has been said before.... Tommy is a tool.  He is the Craftsman of tools and unfortunatley there is a lifetime warranty.