Guest Mikey2Dope Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 If the WWF ever does decide to get rid of the roster split they'll obviously have to lay off people left and right so if they do who do you think they should get rid of? Listed below is everybody employed by the WWF(save for the announcers,backstage roles etc.). There is about 70 people listed here so take the 35 people you would release and list them here. AL SNOW ALBERT BIG BOSS MAN BIG SHOW BILLY BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BRADSHAW BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS HARVARD CHRIS JERICHO CHRISTIAN CHUCK CRASH D'LO BROWN D-VON DEACON BATISTA DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ FUNAKI GODFATHER GOLDUST HARDCORE HOLLY HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN HUGH MORRUS THE HURRICANE IVORY JACQUELINE JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ JEFF HARDY JUSTIN CREDIBLE KANE KANYON KEVIN NASH KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA MARK HENRY MATT HARDY MAVEN MIKE AWESOME MOLLY NIDIA RANDY ORTON RAVEN RHYNO RIC FLAIR RICO RIKISHI ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK SCOTTY 2 HOTTY SATURN SHAWN MICHAELS SHAWN STASIAK SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS STEVE AUSTIN TAJIRI TAZZ TERRI TEST TOMMY DREAMER TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H VAL VENIS WILLIAM REGAL X-PAC ***oops forgot to put VAL VENIS in
Guest Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW ALBERT-release BIG BOSS MAN-release BIG SHOW BILLY-release BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BRADSHAW-release BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS HARVARD CHRIS JERICHO CHRISTIAN CHUCK-release CRASH-release D'LO BROWN D-VON DEACON BATISTA DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ FUNAKI GODFATHER-release GOLDUST HARDCORE HOLLY HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN HUGH MORRUS THE HURRICANE IVORY JACQUELINE-release JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ JEFF HARDY JUSTIN CREDIBLE-release KANE KEVIN NASH-release KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA MARK HENRY-release MATT HARDY MAVEN MOLLY NIDIA RANDY ORTON RAVEN RICO RIKISHI ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK SCOTTY 2 HOTTY-release SATURN SHAWN MICHAELS SHAWN STASIAK-release SPIKE DUDLEY-release STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS-release STEVE AUSTIN TAJIRI TAZZ-release TERRI-release TEST-release TOMMY DREAMER-release TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H WILLIAM REGAL-release X-PAC-release There really aren't 35 that should be released on that list.
Guest Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 My list. I wont fire all of them: The Clique as a unit (Actaully a Public Execution would be more suitable) Farooq Assmen as a unit (Billy, Chuck, Rikishi, and Rico) Al Snow Edge Christian Goldust GodFather Maven (OVW) Nidia (OVW) Saturn The Rock Steve Austin WHAT?! I said Steve Austin WHAT?! Torrie Wilson Terri (She works backstage, just get her off my TV) Spike Bubba Ray D Von Deacon (OVW) Nidia (Back to OVW) Ivory Crash Lita Scotty 2 Hotty Matt Hardy Jeff Hardy Justin Credible Hugh Morris Stacy Kiebler DDP (No, but I'll replace Cole with him) Tazz(He must wrestle, if he sucks, he's gone) Test Hulk Hogan (Just retire him) Bradshaw Funaki
Guest Nevermortal Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW ALBERT - Release BIG BOSS MAN - Release BIG SHOW BILLY BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BRADSHAW - Release BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS HARVARD CHRIS JERICHO CHRISTIAN CHUCK CRASH - Release D'LO BROWN D-VON DEACON BATISTA DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE - He retired EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ - Make him a road agent FUNAKI - Let him go back to Japan. He just gets no respect or dignity whatsoever. GODFATHER - Release GOLDUST HARDCORE HOLLY HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN - Let him retire HUGH MORRUS - Hugh's cool, let him be the trainer on TE3 THE HURRICANE IVORY JACQUELINE - She should be released only because of that horrible Heat job JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ JEFF HARDY JUSTIN CREDIBLE - Release, I'll never forgive him for the horrible ECW Title run in 2000 KANE KEVIN NASH - Don't let him wrestle KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA MARK HENRY - Release MATT HARDY MAVEN - Send to OVW MOLLY NIDIA - Confine her to Valet Status RANDY ORTON - Send back to OVW RAVEN RICO RIKISHI - Release. I fucking fucking fucking fucking hate Rikishi. After his release, render him homeless. Then, force him to sell his ass-fat for food, therefore rendering him totally useless as a wrestler, forever! Hand him a revolver, then tell him to blow his brains out. Did I mention I hated Rikishi? ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK SCOTTY 2 HOTTY - His career is most likely ended. SATURN - Release SHAWN MICHAELS SHAWN STASIAK - Release SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS - Release or repackage STEVE AUSTIN TAJIRI TAZZ TERRI - Release, she's pushing what, 75? TEST - Release TOMMY DREAMER TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H WILLIAM REGAL X-PAC - Release following public flogging
Guest raptor Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 35 was too much, so People I'd release: ALBERT BIG BOSS MAN BIG SHOW BRADSHAW CHRIS HARVARD CRASH DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE (retired) FAAROOQ FUNAKI GODFATHER HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN IVORY JACQUELINE JUSTIN CREDIBLE MARK HENRY MAVEN NIDIA RICO RIKISHI SCOTTY 2 HOTTY SATURN SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER TERRI TOMMY DREAMER TORRIE WILSON X-PAC
Guest AM The Kid Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW ALBERT BIG BOSS MAN BIG SHOW BRADSHAW BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CRASH D'LO BROWN DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE FAAROOQ FUNAKI GODFATHER HUGH MORRUS JACQUELINE JAZZ JEFF HARDY JUSTIN CREDIBLE LITA MARK HENRY NIDIA RIKISHI THE ROCK SPIKE DUDLEY TAJIRI TAZZ TERRI X-PAC Can Allllllllll go.
Guest El Satanico Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW: he can be a trainer or would make a good tag partner ALBERT: fired BIG BOSS MAN: backstage job or fired BIG SHOW: keep him since he has a good sense of humor and never hurts to have a freak of nature on the roster BILLY: Kept but only for Billychuck and Rico. As soon as Rico leaves the team the team will be broken up then Billy is FIIIRED. BRADSHAW: fired BUBBA RAY DUDLEY: he has shown ability as a singles and can be good tag partner if nothing else CHRIS HARVARD: no idea who he is...so send him to OVW or HWA CHUCK: Kept as part of Chuck Billy & Rico. When Rico leaves the team they will be broken up and Chuck sent to OVW or HWA CRASH: fired D-VON: good tag wrestler DEACON BATISTA: good look and we haven't seen if he is talented yet. Unless he is total shit in the ring he would be kept. If WWeee tv was crowded and no place for him then send him back down. DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE: retired so give him backstage job if there is a opening and he wants it. FAAROOQ: let retire FUNAKI: fire him so he can go to a fed that will allow him to show his ability GODFATHER: fired GOLDUST: kept since he's shown the ability to be good comedic relief HARDCORE HOLLY: fired HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN: let retire HUGH MORRUS: make him a trainer/occasional wrestler JACQUELINE: fired JUSTIN CREDIBLE: fired KEVIN NASH: fire or let him retire if he will do it LITA: fire MARK HENRY: fired NIDIA: she handled hersef well for being on live tv for her first time so she could be a decent manager/jobber for women's division RIKISHI: fired SCOTTY 2 HOTTY: fired SATURN: I'd like to see him stay but i doubt he will ever be used right and will have hard time escaping his retard act in WWeee. So fire him for the sake of his career SHAWN STASIAK: kept because he's decent comedy relief and it's good to have a few guys like that in case you need them. SPIKE DUDLEY: kept. He'd be a good jobber type guy the way he bumps his ass off so he's semi valuable. STEVEN RICHARDS: kept. good tag wrestler TERRI: fired TEST: sent to OVW or HWA to try improving his dull character. If he doesn't improve FIIIRED TOMMY DREAMER: Fired or given some type of backstage job with Heyman X-PAC: fired
Guest Risk Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 Let me just say that I love this thread. AL SNOW-Kept as a trainer and/or commentator. ALBERT-Fired. BIG BOSS MAN-Fired. BIG SHOW-Fired. BILLY-Fired. BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BRADSHAW-Fired. BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY-Name change. CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS HARVARD-Sent to OVW or HWA. CHRIS JERICHO CHRISTIAN-Name change and new gimmick. CHUCK-Fired. CRASH-Fired. D'LO BROWN D-VON-Drop the Dudley name. DEACON BATISTA DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE-Retired. EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ-Differant position with the WWE. FUNAKI-Let him go back to Japan. GODFATHER-Fired. GOLDUST HARDCORE HOLLY-Fired. HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN-Forced retirement. HUGH MORRUS-Developmental trainer. THE HURRICANE-New gimmick. IVORY-Female trainer. JACQUELINE-Fired. JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ JEFF HARDY-Fired. JUSTIN CREDIBLE-Fired. KANE-Completly new gimmick. KEVIN NASH-Forced retirement. KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA-Fired. MARK HENRY-Fired. MATT HARDY-Fired. MAVEN-HWA. MOLLY NIDIA-OVW. RANDY ORTON RAVEN RICO RIKISHI-Fired. ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK-Let him stay in Hollywood. SCOTTY 2 HOTTY-Fired. SATURN-The WWE will never use him right. Let him go somewhere better. SHAWN MICHAELS-Retirement. SHAWN STASIAK-Fired. SPIKE DUDLEY-Fired. STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS-Fired STEVE AUSTIN-He'll probably be gone soon. TAJIRI TAZZ-Fired. TERRI-Fired. TEST TOMMY DREAMER-Fired. TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H-Fired. WILLIAM REGAL-Manager and/or commentator. X-PAC-Fired.
Guest AnnieEclectic Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW:kept, made into future stable ALBERT: fired BIG BOSS MAN: beat, raped, fired, hired again just to allow him to beg for his job back, fired again, teased about possible rehire, then kicked in the face when he makes puppy dog eyes and says 'Really?' .... was that cruel? BIG SHOW: kept, but eventually makes face turn BILLY: see Boss Man BILLY KIDMAN: Kept, new revamped Cruiser division BOOKER T: kept, new main eventer (finally) BRADSHAW: see Boss Man, only with triple the sexual abuse. BROCK LESNAR: kept, added to future stable BUBBA RAY DUDLEY: kept: added to future stable CHAVO GUERRERO: kept to be Cruiser jobber CHRIS BENOIT: kept, new main eventer CHRIS HARVARD: if that's the harvard/Tough Enough 1 guy.... sent to OVW CHRIS JERICHO: kept, new main eventer CHRISTIAN: kept, part of future stable CHUCK: kept: OVW CRASH: fired, but first forced to publically eat Jaqueline's feces. D'LO BROWN: kept and pushed higher than Euro, but not much D-VON: kept to rejoin Bubba Ray for future stable DEACON BATISTA: OVW DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE: retired, put on as Smackdown announcer EDDIE GUERRERO: kept, stuck in IC title mode for 6 months until further push. EDGE: kept: IC div. FAAROOQ: retired FUNAKI: FNK in the house! Kept GODFATHER: OVW GOLDUST: kept, pushed to IC status to allow interesting BookDust pairings/feudings HARDCORE HOLLY: Canned, Canned, and Canned HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN: allowed to graciously retire HUGH MORRUS: fired. I don't understand why this guy even breathes. THE HURRICANE: I'm sorry, but push this guy. He's easily a fringe IC title guy, and he's very over with a fun goofy gimmick. I'd give him the IC strap for at least 2-3 months before he drops and hovers. IVORY: Fired. JACQUELINE: Fired (interesting how a woman is firing all the female wrestlers... well, the shitty ones anyway) JAMIE KNOBLE: Fired for stupid ass "JAMIE KNOBLE! REMEMBER MY NAME! JAMIE KNOBLE!" screaming. JAZZ: kept, she's good enough JEFF HARDY: kept for revamped tag div. JUSTIN CREDIBLE: fired KANE: Kept, new main eventer KEVIN NASH: depushed to manager status, he can work the mic, just nothing ringside, possibly for new stable. If he doesn't like it, fired, I'm just cutting the guy a break. KURT ANGLE: Kept, main eventer LANCE STORM: And here comes the flames.... fired. He can work, but has zero mic skills, and you need some of both. I don't even like his matches to be perfectly honest. LITA: kept, new women's champion, retires and vacates to become my personal handmaiden. yeah. I love this fantasy stuff.... MARK HENRY: kept, part of new stable MATT HARDY: Kept, of course with Jeff MAVEN: kept, put in OVW to get bigger moveset, brought back in Cruiserweight div. added to future stable. MOLLY: kept, repackage gimmick slightly to make her more badass NIDIA: fired. now. I declare it RANDY ORTON: kept, this guy impresses me, and can stick around until he gets less green, then push to maybe hardcore/Euro status to see how he sticks. RAVEN: kept, HC div frontliner RICO: kept, unknown where to put him, but he's worth the shot RIKISHI: I like Rikishi, but we need to *ahem* trim the fat. fired ROB VAN DAM: kept in IC status for 3 months, pushed to ME status THE ROCK: kept, main eventer SCOTTY 2 HOTTY: fired SATURN: fired SHAWN MICHAELS: killing of nWo makes him redundant, fired SHAWN STASIAK: kept for comic relief SPIKE DUDLEY: stays in Euro div and feuds more with Regal. part of future stable. STACY KEIBLER: kept, becomes valet/parttime handmaiden STEVEN RICHARDS: kept, remade into bWo Dancin' Stevie Richards STEVE AUSTIN: fired and fired. That's right, kill off HBK and SCSA. TAJIRI: kept, possible dual champ with HC/Cruiser at some point, give him more mic time. TAZZ: fired TERRI: Women's div jobber. And please... PLEASE stop showing off your 'body'. 50% is fake, the other 50% is slut. Ewww, and more Ewww TEST: see Boss Man, only repeat cycle every year until personal degridation is no longer funny. TOMMY DREAMER: OVW until better gimmick emerges TORRIE WILSON: kept as valet/parttime handmaiden TRIPLE H: Ah... what to do? Well, if I'm in charge here, Steph has moved from head writer to personal hate sex bitch. HHH has no more political pull, but he is talented. kept in main event, but not anywhere near as high a status as now. WILLIAM REGAL: Euro div leader X-PAC : fired Yeah, if McMahon can have all these women 'after' him, then by golly so can I. I notice there's no Trish Stratus on this list (kept, Women's div leader) or Undertaker (allowed to retire) just a thought. Mmmmmm, Lita! Now, this 'Future Stable'. Totally new concept, or possibly a mix of the best of former ideas. either way. Band of talented wrestlers angry at the lot they've been given, but starts to win and snowball into powerful -underdog- stable, hellbent on messing with the company, but not set out to destroy it, but regarding every win they get as a slap in the face of leadership. Any belts won are even better. Future Stable (no name as of yet) Al Snow (for HC div.) Spike Dudley (Euro) Dudley Boyz (Tag Team Div.) Maven (revamped as above, Cruserweight div.) Brock Lesnar (splits from Heyman, joins IC Div.) Now, for a Main Eventer so that there's a chance for a World Title coming to this motley crew. Well... I could see a somewhat egotistical superface looking at the hard work these guys do and becoming inspired... maybe to the point of asking them if they want a charismatic leader, one with the skills, and power to bring them respectability, and a member that can get... the UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP! Who could that be? No one else but... The Rock. and for the new main event list. Faces: The Rock Booker T RVD (after finishing successful IC div. run) Kane Heels: Benoit Eddie Guerrero (after finishing a slightly longer IC div. run) Chris Jericho (after winning streak rebuilding program) Kurt Angle Six to start with, two more added to mix things up. The Rock and Jericho start with the strap more, then mix in Angle and Book. sprinkle in some Benoit so the heels look in control, add Kane to even out, then up come Eddie and RVD. given say, four years of this program, the World Title share would go somewhat like this: Rock, two reigns, one for 6 months, one for three Jericho, two reigns, one for two months, one for five Booker T, one reign for five months Kurt angle, two reigns, each for three months Benoit, one reign for four months Kane, two reigns, one for two months, one for three, and getting some type of tag title win within the three years Eddie, two reigns, one for two months, one for three RVD, one reign for seven months I like giving RVD the longest reign, but Jericho and Rock get the longest share. Kurt gets time for the Olympics, Rock gets time for his movies and everyone wins. When injuries/time takes their toll, there will be talent to bring up. Sound good? -Archan
Guest Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW- A solid veteran who can help the younger workers. Keep him ALBERT- Fired BIG BOSS MAN- I'd keep him backstage, so that I'd never have to see him wrestle again. BIG SHOW- Fired. Waste of space BILLY- Fired. He should have been tossed in the garbage with Road Dogg BILLY KIDMAN- Keep him BOOKER T- Keep him BRADSHAW- Fired, along with all the other Hosses BROCK LESNAR- Keep him BUBBA RAY DUDLEY- Keep him, though he has become Road Dogg 2002 CHAVO GUERRERO- keep him CHRIS BENOIT- keep him CHRIS HARVARD- keep him CHRIS JERICHO- keep him CHRISTIAN- keep him CHUCK- keep him CRASH- Fired. D'LO BROWN- keep him and bring him back to Raw on a permanent basis D-VON- keep him, reunite him with Bubba DEACON BATISTA- Keep him, repackage him DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE- Keep him, new commentator for Heat EDDIE GUERRERO- keep him EDGE-keep him FAAROOQ- Keep him, let him become a road agent FUNAKI- Keep him GODFATHER- Fired GOLDUST- Keep him HARDCORE HOLLY- Fired. Nothing going for him HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN- Fired. HUGH MORRUS- Keep him THE HURRICANE- Keep him IVORY- Keep her JACQUELINE- Fired JAMIE KNOBLE- Keep him JAZZ- Keep her JEFF HARDY- Keep him and please feed him JUSTIN CREDIBLE- Fired. KANE- Fired. Yet another Hoss. Who needs em? KEVIN NASH- Fired. KURT ANGLE- Keep him LANCE STORM- Keep him LITA- Keep her, have Molly teach her to wrestle MARK HENRY- Fired. Mark seems to have lost weight with the Big Show diet plan. MATT HARDY- Keep him MAVEN- Keep him MOLLY- Keep her NIDIA- Keep her RANDY ORTON- Keep him RAVEN- Keep him RICO- Keep him, give him some actual matches RIKISHI- Fired ROB VAN DAM- Keep him THE ROCK- Keep him SCOTTY 2 HOTTY- Let him retire rather than fire him SATURN- Fired. I don't know who's sucked worse lately, Perry or Kronus SHAWN MICHAELS- Fired. Totally useless SHAWN STASIAK- Keep him SPIKE DUDLEY- Keep him STACY KEIBLER- Keep her STEVEN RICHARDS- Keep him STEVE AUSTIN- Keep him if he wants to be unselfish. Fire him if he wants to be a crybaby TAJIRI- Keep him TAZZ- Fire him. It's over TERRI- Fire her and bury her. She's looked like a corpse for years TEST- Fired. Damn hoss TOMMY DREAMER- Keep him as a backstage guy TORRIE WILSON- Keep her TRIPLE H- Keep him WILLIAM REGAL- Keep him X-PAC- Fired
Guest Y2BigJ Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW ALBERT - Release BIG BOSS MAN - Release BIG SHOW- Release BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BRADSHAW - Release BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS HARVARD- Release CHRIS JERICHO CHRISTIAN CHUCK CRASH - Release D'LO BROWN D-VON DEACON BATISTA DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE - He retired EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ - Release FUNAKI - Release GODFATHER - Release GOLDUST HARDCORE HOLLY HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN - Release HUGH MORRUS - Release THE HURRICANE IVORY JACQUELINE - Release JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ JEFF HARDY JUSTIN CREDIBLE - Release, KANE KEVIN NASH - Release KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA MARK HENRY - Release MATT HARDY MAVEN - MOLLY NIDIA - Release RANDY ORTON RAVEN RICO RIKISHI - Release ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK SCOTTY 2 HOTTY - Release SATURN - Release SHAWN MICHAELS SHAWN STASIAK - Release SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS - Release STEVE AUSTIN TAJIRI TAZZ TERRI - Release TEST - Release TOMMY DREAMER- Release TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H WILLIAM REGAL X-PAC - Release
Guest Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 Well here's my list of who I'd fire. ALBERT BIG BOSS MAN BIG SHOW BRADSHAW EDGE FAAROOQ GODFATHER HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN JEFF HARDY KANE KEVIN NASH MARK HENRY MATT HARDY MAVEN NIDIA RIKISHI SHAWN MICHAELS TRIPLE H VAL VENIS X-PAC
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW - keep as trainer, wrestle on emergency situations ALBERT - close, but keep. He's got potential as a monster heel. BIG BOSS MAN - fired BIG SHOW - fired, although his sense of humor almost saves him. Almost. BILLY - keep, tagging w/ Chuck saves him. As soon as they break up, he's gone BILLY KIDMAN - keep BOOKER T - keep BRADSHAW - fired BROCK LESNAR - keep BUBBA RAY DUDLEY - keep, needs to cut back on the comedy stuff CHAVO GUERRERO - keep CHRIS BENOIT - keep CHRIS HARVARD - keep, but needs to put in some time in OVW or HWA first CHRIS JERICHO - keep CHRISTIAN - keep CHUCK - keep CRASH - fired D'LO BROWN - fired, not a big fan of his D-VON - keep, I like the preacher gimmick DEACON BATISTA - keep, see D-Von DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE - retired EDDIE GUERRERO - keep EDGE - keep FAAROOQ - forced retirement FUNAKI - keep GODFATHER - fired, ho's or no ho's GOLDUST - keep, comedy stuff saves him HARDCORE HOLLY - fired HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN - let him retire. If he refuses, fired HUGH MORRUS - keep THE HURRICANE - keep, let him use the Vertebreaker IVORY - keep JACQUELINE - fired JAMIE KNOBLE - keep JAZZ - keep JEFF HARDY - fired JUSTIN CREDIBLE - fired KANE - keep KEVIN NASH - keep as mouthpiece/manager/announcer KURT ANGLE - keep LANCE STORM - keep LITA - fired MARK HENRY - fired MATT HARDY - fired MAVEN - keep, OVW or HWA for some seasoning MOLLY - keep NIDIA - fired RANDY ORTON - keep, but enough w/ the roll-ups! RAVEN - keep RICO - keep RIKISHI - fired ROB VAN DAM - keep THE ROCK - keep SCOTTY 2 HOTTY - retire or fired SATURN - keep, put him in a tag-team SHAWN MICHAELS - fired SHAWN STASIAK - fired, don't find him funny SPIKE DUDLEY - keep, good ragdoll STACY KEIBLER - keep STEVEN RICHARDS - keep STEVE AUSTIN - keep if he'll be unselfish, & let him retire gracefully TAJIRI - keep TAZZ - keep as announcer TERRI - fired TEST - fired TOMMY DREAMER - keep TORRIE WILSON - keep TRIPLE H - keep VAL VENIS - keep, drop the name & porn star gimmick, let him use his real name WILLIAM REGAL - keep X-PAC - fired you forgot the following: KANYON - keep MIKE AWESOME - keep RHYNO - keep RIC FLAIR - keep, deserves to retire in style
Guest Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW ALBERT BIG BOSS MAN-Look at Big Show BIG SHOW-Release, poor ring work and fat BILLY BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BRADSHAW BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS HARVARD CHRIS JERICHO CHRISTIAN CHUCK CRASH-Release, we don't need any JTTS D'LO BROWN D-VON DEACON BATISTA DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE-retired now anyways EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ- release, too old, ring work sucks now FUNAKI GODFATHER-release, isn't in good shape and doesn't get heat without T&A GOLDUST HARDCORE HOLLY-realease b/c hasn't been able to get back to IC title range and doesn't have that many redeeming qualities HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN-Have a retirement run, then at WM 19, he becomes a road agent if he wants or just retires HUGH MORRUS THE HURRICANE IVORY JACQUELINE JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ JEFF HARDY JUSTIN CREDIBLE KANE KEVIN NASH-release, like HBK ain't good for nothing KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA MARK HENRY-release, can't really get over and ring work hasn't improved much MATT HARDY MAVEN MOLLY NIDIA RANDY ORTON RAVEN RICO RIKISHI-release he hasn't drawn a dime since 2000 ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK SCOTTY 2 HOTTY-release, because the neck i jury is gonna retire him probably anyways SATURN SHAWN MICHAELS-release, isn't good for anything these days SHAWN STASIAK SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS STEVE AUSTIN- Release What? I said release the deaf redneck TAJIRI TAZZ TERRI-release TEST TOMMY DREAMER- Release, but maybe make him a road agent TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H VAL VENIS WILLIAM REGAL X-PAC-Release because of backstage attitude
Guest converge241 Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW- put him as full time trainer ALBERT - goodbye BIG BOSS MAN- goodbye BIG SHOW BILLY BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BRADSHAW BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS HARVARD CHRIS JERICHO CHRISTIAN CHUCK CRASH=- goodbye , as i would keep spike as the pre-requistie people's underdog D'LO BROWN D-VON DEACON BATISTA- back to OVW DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE- retired EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ- force to retire FUNAKI GODFATHER GOLDUST-goodbye HARDCORE HOLLY HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN- force to retire HUGH MORRUS - goodbye THE HURRICANE IVORY JACQUELINE JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ JEFF HARDY goobye (concentrate on Matt) JUSTIN CREDIBLE KANE KEVIN NASH - force to retire KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA MARK HENRY -GOODBYE MATT HARDY MAVEN MOLLY NIDIA RANDY ORTON RAVEN RICO RIKISHI ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK SCOTTY 2 HOTTY- goodbye SATURN SHAWN MICHAELS - force to retire or paycut as non-actibe performer SHAWN STASIAK SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS- goodbye STEVE AUSTIN - stay at home TAJIRI TAZZ TERRI TEST TOMMY DREAMER - goodbye TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H VAL VENIS WILLIAM REGAL X-PAC I might get rid of women's division as well
Guest Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 While I'm not disagreeing that the WWF will release anyone in all likelyhood, there really isn't a reason, unless the WWF gets really intent on releasing dead weight. They could always just "officially" get rid of the split, but only have some wrestlers concentrating on one show or the other. When time comes to mix it up, you can have wrestlers move in-between.... Which is the way the WWF should have done this in the first place, but oh well. Here are the wrasslers who'd I fire though. ALBERT - Release BIG BOSS MAN - Worthless. Release. BRADSHAW - Release CRASH - I like him, but the WWF is completely lost on what to do with ol' Elroy. Fire him. DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE - He's retired anyway. Stick him in the Smackdown Colour Commentator role. FAAROOQ - Too old, past his prime. Release. FUNAKI - Release. Let him go back to Japan and be respected again. GODFATHER - Release. HBK - I've always hated HBK, and I don't know why the WWF brought him back other than lobbying by the Clique, or to extend the life of the nWo for another month. Release. HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN - Release. JACQUELINE - Release. JUSTIN CREDIBLE - I like him, but has problems actually advancing in skill and getting close to his potential...Unless I'm wrong and he actually does have no potential. Released. LITA - She's over, but I fucking hate her. Release, or at least throw her to OVW/HWA for a while to learn how to wrestle again. MARK HENRY - Release. MAVEN - Release. NIDIA - Release. RIKISHI - Release. SCOTTY 2 HOTTY - Over. And I don't mind him that much, except for his godawful character. Too injury prone though. Release. SHAWN STASIAK - Completely sucks in the ring. He's fired. STEVE AUSTIN - If the WWF doesn't want him around, and he doesn't want to be around, just let him go. TERRI - She's worthless. Fired. TEST - I kinda like Test in the ring, so sue me. But he has no charisma, no mic skills, a generic character, and doesn't get over in spite of a push by the WWF every other month. He's gone. TOMMY DREAMER- Release. Or keep him off tv, and find something better for him to do besides this idiotic gimmick. X-PAC - Release. 24 names. Not bad.
Guest dreamer420 Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 ALBERT BRADSHAW CHRIS HARVARD CHRISTIAN FAAROOQ FUNAKI MARK HENRY RIKISHI SHAWN MICHAELS STACY KEIBLER TERRI WILLIAM REGAL if your name's on the list there was a very good reason fo letting you go. I'm not in the mood to type them all right now though.
Guest goodhelmet Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 I'll go with specific types of personalities rather than specific names 1. anyone over 40. the wwe is losing viewers by the thousands and part of the problem is that the main spotlight is thrust on old out-of-touch has-beens. get rid of anyone over 40. 2. anyone over 350 lbs. do these two guys serve any purpose? none at all. 3. mouthpieces who can't bring it in the ring. meaning arn, hbk, the valets, and even heyman in an on-air role. 4. hhh because he is hhh
Guest buffybeast Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 2. anyone over 350 lbs. do these two guys serve any purpose? none at all. Whoo that means Albert, who weighs in at 349, is safe!
Guest Risk Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 Ninety percent of the posters in this thread fired Albert, Buff. I agree completly with goodhelmet's list.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW ALBERT* BIG BOSS MAN* BIG SHOW* BILLY BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BRADSHAW* BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS HARVARD CHRIS JERICHO CHRISTIAN CHUCK* CRASH* D'LO BROWN D-VON DEACON BATISTA DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ* FUNAKI* GODFATHER* GOLDUST HARDCORE HOLLY* HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN* HUGH MORRUS THE HURRICANE IVORY JACQUELINE* JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ JEFF HARDY JUSTIN CREDIBLE* KANE KANYON KEVIN NASH****** KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA * MARK HENRY* MATT HARDY MAVEN MIKE AWESOME MOLLY NIDIA RANDY ORTON RAVEN RHYNO RIC FLAIR RICO RIKISHI****** ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK SCOTTY 2 HOTTY SATURN SHAWN MICHAELS****** SHAWN STASIAK SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER* STEVEN RICHARDS STEVE AUSTIN TAJIRI TAZZ* TERRI* TEST* TOMMY DREAMER TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H****** VAL VENIS* WILLIAM REGAL X-PAC****** *fire ******execute
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 Why all the hate against Funaki and Crash? They ruled it on Metal. Greatest tag team of 2002.
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 AL SNOW ALBERT ARN ANDERSON BIG BOSS MAN BIG SHOW BILLY BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BRADSHAW BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS HARVARD CHRIS JERICHO CHRISTIAN CHUCK CRASH D'LO BROWN D-VON DEACON BATISTA DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE FAAROOQ FUNAKI GODFATHER GOLDUST HARDCORE HOLLY HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN HUGH MORRUS THE HURRICANE IVORY JACQUELINE JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ JEFF HARDY JUSTIN CREDIBLE KANE KANYON KEVIN NASH KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA MARK HENRY MATT HARDY MAVEN MIKE AWESOME MOLLY NIDIA RANDY ORTON RAVEN RHYNO RIC FLAIR RICO RIKISHI ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK SCOTTY 2 HOTTY SATURN SHAWN MICHAELS SHAWN STASIAK SPIKE DUDLEY STACY KEIBLER STEVEN RICHARDS STEVE AUSTIN TAJIRI TAZZ TERRI TEST TOMMY DREAMER TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H VAL VENIS WILLIAM REGAL X-PAC ---- Updated Roster AL SNOW BILLY BILLY KIDMAN BOOKER T BROCK LESNAR BUBBA RAY DUDLEY CHAVO GUERRERO CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS JERICHO D'LO BROWN D-VON DEACON BATISTA DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE EDDIE GUERRERO EDGE GOLDUST HUGH MORRUS THE HURRICANE JAMIE KNOBLE JAZZ KANE KANYON KURT ANGLE LANCE STORM LITA MATT HARDY MAVEN MIKE AWESOME MOLLY RANDY ORTON RAVEN RHYNO RICO ROB VAN DAM THE ROCK SATURN TAJIRI TORRIE WILSON TRIPLE H VAL VENIS WILLIAM REGAL
Guest Posted June 13, 2002 Report Posted June 13, 2002 AL SNOW-Full time trainer ALBERT-Released, can't get over after 834 pushes. BIG BOSS MAN-He sucks, but he's a nice enough guy, so he'd get the Sgt. Slaughter position BIG SHOW-Released, contract WAAY too high. BILLY-RELEASED BILLY KIDMAN-Keep, one of the best cruiserweights BOOKER T-Main Event Push BRADSHAW-Useless hoss, canned BROCK LESNAR-Keep, main eventer one day BUBBA RAY DUDLEY-Keep, good mid carder CHAVO GUERRERO-Keep CHRIS BENOIT-Keep, Main Event CHRIS HARVARD-Fired, the Tough Enough WINNERS are lucky to be there. CHRIS JERICHO-Kept as Main Eventer CHRISTIAN-Keep, IC contender CHUCK-Release, nothing really special about him CRASH-Keep, good comical jobber D'LO BROWN-Keep, IC contender D-VON-Keep, an entertaining guy DEACON BATISTA-Keep, still unproven DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE-Commentator EDDIE GUERRERO-Main Event Push EDGE-Either IC level or Main Event, I'm not sure FAAROOQ-Retire, Road Agent FUNAKI-Keep, gains the FNK gimmick GODFATHER-Retire, Road Agent GOLDUST-Keep, absolutely hilarious HARDCORE HOLLY-Release, he's had too many chances and he's dangerous HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN-Retire, still has an on-air role of some sort. HUGH MORRUS-Released, he's just kinda "there". THE HURRICANE-Keep, probable gimmick change IVORY-keep, the women need jobbers too. JACQUELINE-Gone, too annoying. JAMIE KNOBLE-Keep JAZZ-Keep JEFF HARDY-Keep, gets image change and heel turn JUSTIN CREDIBLE-Canned KANE-Keep, hosses DO have a purpose and he's the best one. KANYON-Keep, IC push KEVIN NASH-Released, USELESS KURT ANGLE-Keep LANCE STORM-Keep LITA-Kept but sent to OVW MARK HENRY-See BIG SHOW MATT HARDY-See JEFF HARDY MAVEN-Keep, maybe sent to OVW for awhile MIKE AWESOME-Not so sure. Kept but won't receive a good push at first MOLLY-Keep NIDIA-Keep, new gimmick has potential RANDY ORTON-Kept, could be big one day. RAVEN-Keep RHYNO-Keep, IC status RIC FLAIR-Keep RICO-Release RIKISHI-Release ROB VAN DAM-Main Eventer THE ROCK-Keep SCOTTY 2 HOTTY-Release, he's through unfortunitely for him. SATURN-Keep, he's still good but he just hasn't been pushed the right way SHAWN MICHAELS-Release SHAWN STASIAK-Release, he's not THAT funny SPIKE DUDLEY-Keep, very good jobber STACY KEIBLER-Keep STEVEN RICHARDS-Released, just 'cause. STEVE AUSTIN-WHAT? I'd screwjob him in Survivor Series '02, it's tradition. TAJIRI-Keep, has main event potential if pushed right TAZZ-Beh, orange midget canned TERRI-Release TEST-See Bradshaw TOMMY DREAMER-Backstage role TORRIE WILSON-Keep TRIPLE H-Keep if he doesn't mind a depush VAL VENIS-Canned, too many chances WILLIAM REGAL-Commentator X-PAC-Kept to be humiliated, sued 'em for all he's worth if he quits. THE UNDERTAKER-Retire, Backstage role TRISH STRATUS-Keep
Guest alfdogg Posted June 13, 2002 Report Posted June 13, 2002 AL SNOW-keep ALBERT-release BIG BOSS MAN-should not wrestle anymore, but should still have a place somewhere in the company BIG SHOW-keep for comedy BILLY-release BILLY KIDMAN-keep BOOKER T-keep BRADSHAW-release BROCK LESNAR-keep BUBBA RAY DUDLEY-keep and reunite with D-Von CHAVO GUERRERO-keep CHRIS BENOIT-obvious CHRIS HARVARD-who? CHRIS JERICHO-keep CHRISTIAN-keep CHUCK-keep, team with O'Haire CRASH-keep D'LO BROWN-keep and PUT HIM ON TV D-VON-keep and reunite with Buh Buh DEACON BATISTA-keep, team with Brock possibly DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE-he's already retired, commentary, I guess EDDIE GUERRERO-keep EDGE-keep FAAROOQ-I liked him in WCW, but he's done now. Release. FUNAKI-keep GODFATHER-release GOLDUST-keep HARDCORE HOLLY-keep HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN-retire HUGH MORRUS-keep, but find him a partner THE HURRICANE-keep IVORY-keep JACQUELINE-keep, but ONLY as a wrestler JAMIE KNOBLE-keep JAZZ-keep JEFF HARDY-keep, but just as a tag with his brother JUSTIN CREDIBLE-release KANE-keep KANYON-keep KEVIN NASH-release KURT ANGLE-keep, duh LANCE STORM-keep LITA-keep, but this girl needs some serious training MARK HENRY-release MATT HARDY-see Jeff Hardy MAVEN-keep, but expand his moveset MIKE AWESOME-keep MOLLY-keep NIDIA-could care less RANDY ORTON-keep RAVEN-keep RHYNO-keep RIC FLAIR-keep RICO-keep, but new gimmick RIKISHI-I don't dislike him as much as most do, but release ROB VAN DAM-keep THE ROCK-keep SCOTTY 2 HOTTY-keep SATURN-keep SHAWN MICHAELS-release SHAWN STASIAK-keep SPIKE DUDLEY-keep STACY KEIBLER-keep STEVEN RICHARDS-keep STEVE AUSTIN-keep TAJIRI-keep TAZZ-keep TERRI-release TEST-RELEASE TOMMY DREAMER-release TORRIE WILSON-keep TRIPLE H-keep VAL VENIS-keep and repackage WILLIAM REGAL-while some may like his style, this is clearly a different person from 1993 Regal. Retire, keep for commentary possibly X-PAC-release
Guest Posted June 13, 2002 Report Posted June 13, 2002 35 is way too many to fire. The following I feel are superstars who are either A) past their prime and ready to retire or become a road agent B) Not ready for a full spot on the roster or C) unusuable due to too many (stale?) gimmick changes and would benefit from a change of scenery like NWA:TNA BIG BOSS MAN - A BRADSHAW - C DEACON BATISTA - B FAAROOQ - A GODFATHER - C HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN - A HUGH MORRUS - C JAMIE KNOBLE - B JUSTIN CREDIBLE - C MARK HENRY - C RANDY ORTON - B STEVEN RICHARDS - C TOMMY DREAMER - C VAL VENIS - C
Guest Posted June 13, 2002 Report Posted June 13, 2002 "If the roster split ends who would you release? " Me, I'm worried about what'll get released if my pants split.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted June 13, 2002 Report Posted June 13, 2002 X-PAC-Kept to be humiliated, sued 'em for all he's worth if he quits. whats the point for a measley 14 cents?
Guest evenflowDDT Posted June 13, 2002 Report Posted June 13, 2002 Why all the hate against Funaki and Crash? They ruled it on Metal. Greatest tag team of 2002. Man, I agree totally. Crash is one of only two semi-celebrities to ever come from my town. Can someone tell me what the hell is wrong with Crash? Sure, he's not always the most exciting performer, but he can be funny and he can work a decent match. Why all the hating?
Guest alfdogg Posted June 13, 2002 Report Posted June 13, 2002 alfdogg wants to know why there is such deep hatred for Crash as well.
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