Hi there Ortonsault, are you comfortable and angry?
Comfortable and furious, TSM.
Then go ahead and speak for America, Ortonsault.
Ok, here it goes. The first four rounds of the TSM Poster Tournament were fun. I voted for Slayer, but only until it was time to set up the dream finale between Carnival and Czech. Slayer, however, slew the mighty Carnival. We then had a very anticlimactic championship bout.
Bottom line, America? I'm declaring that my tournament—the Ortonsault World Order—is the only legitimate poster tournament. Why? It's my birthday today, and so hey! (hey!) nothing you can say! (say!).
Princess Leena
--------------------Princess Leena
The Dames
----------------------------------------Princess Leena
The Amazing Rando
--------------------The_Amazing_Rando
The_Amazing_Rando
------------------------------------------------------------Princess Leena
Ortonsault
--------------------Ortonsault
Batistasault
----------------------------------------Ortonsault
JudasSault
--------------------Anglesault
Anglesault
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Princess Leena
Carnival
--------------------Carnival
Hot Dicky Shoe
----------------------------------------Carnival
Heel Turn
--------------------Heel Turn
Face Turn
------------------------------------------------------------Carnival
The Czech Republic
--------------------The Czech Republic
Eddie Winslow
----------------------------------------The Czech Republic
CronoT
--------------------CronoT
fanofcoils
Hi there Ortonsault, are you comfortable and angry?
Comfortable and furious, TSM.
Then go ahead and speak for America, Ortonsault.
Ok, here it goes. A few months ago I noticed a TSM poster—named Princess Leena—who, like I, is a fan of Randy Orton. Since that time, she has become one of my favorite posters, and I have become more inclined to read a topic when I see that Leena has made the latest post in it. After Leena posted sexy webcam whore pics of herself, however, she 'got over' with many of the unathletic, disgusting, desperate wrestling message board dorks (1) (2) (3) (4). I had already assumed that she was attractive (writing style tells a lot), and so my opinion of her did not change, but it somewhat ruined our special 'Orton fans against the world' bond.
Leena later revealed that she has a MySpace account, but she would not tell TSM posters its location (5). As a MySpace veteran and expert at investigating things, I managed to find her account via MySpace's search function. I was disappointed, however, when I visited her MySpace and discovered that it had no content, her pic had been deleted, and her only friend was Tom.
Bottom line, America? Leena should PM me the link to her real MySpace account, and she should also join the WWE Fantasy game so that we can compete in an arena in which there will be no accusations of cheating.
