1. Kansas v. 8 Kentucky. Kansas dominated. Didn't see any of it, and didn't want to, what with the thrashing that Southern Cal gave those Texas faggots.

2. Wisconsin v. 7 UNLV. UNLV brung the cool shit here. Awesome win, even better pick on my end. UNLV's got a GREAT chance to get to the Elite Eight, and a decent chance of getting to the Final Four. They can play.

1. Florida v. 9 Purdue. Nothing unexpected. Florida can turn it on at will.

(2) Memphis vs. (7) Nevada. I was off on this one. Memphis showed me a lot today, enough to make me consider picking them over A&M later in the week.

(3)Oregon vs. (11)Winthrop. On the two-way, it turned out to be the blowout scenario. Oregon just has problems adjusting early, but they won't have time to do that against the Vegas boys. Start like they did today, and they will get ran over.

(4)Texas vs. (5)USC.

There isn't a fucking chance of me picking against USC here. Nick Young is rockin' the MOHAWK~! those Horns need to be fucking hooked, and we fucking owe them. My fucking goodness, we owe those damn cocksuckers. I'm getting excited thinkin' about it. I want to blow these fucking bitches the fuck onto a fucking airplane headed back to fucking Austin. I'm fucking psyched.

Uh, yeah. Go the fuck back to Austin.

(4)Southern Illinois vs. (5)Va. Tech. Another perfect pick. The ACC and Big Ten were way overrated, and it shows. They put a combined 2 teams in the regionals. Ugh. For all the bitching about the SEC and Pac 10, they both lead the field with 3 teams each heading to the Sweet 16. LOL EASTCOAST BIAS SINCE 1869

(4)Virginia vs. (5) Tennessee. I don't think that either of these teams would have been able to beat Ohio State. The Vols stand a better chance with their athleticism, but it plays right into the hands of Ohio State. Not liking that matchup for the guys from Knoxville.

7 of 8. Beautiful. Tomorrow, I'll talk about Kobe's 65 and 50 point games over the weekend, plus whatever else happens. I'm going to focus on sports in the interim until my life gets a little more exciting, and I get a hang of updating this thing all the time. Then there will be more added to this.