02.) Vanilla Fudge-The Beat Goes On

The award winner for the most pretentious album of all time, this is an album made up of covers (Vanilla Fudge were largely a covers band) of the Beatles, Sunny and Cher, Mozart, and others. There aren't any real songs on it, as it's pretty much an album made up largely of various versions of "The Beat Goes On", as we hear world leaders (yeah, the love ins are just dying out here) telling of the bomb dropping, and other such things. Bummer. Oh, and it also has interview excerpts of the band talking about how disheartening and cold the industry is. Well, they agreed to release this (and Having Fun With Elvis on Stage). Oh, and it has and readings from the Bible and JFK and Hitler and bad prog rock noodling and-the list goes on. This is the most over indulgent, self important piece of shit ever recorded. Really, listen to it, then see if you disagree with me. It takes the song "The Beat Goes On", and tries to trace it to the history of Western Civilization.

01.) VA-Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heart's Club Band OST

This album is proof of everything that is evil about the record industry, and is the worst album of all time. First, the backstory: You Know of the Beatles album. Hell, I'm sure you own it. Well, the man that gave you "Saturday Night Fever" and "Grease" (I always hated those movies) decided that the album would be a great movie. So he cast The Bee-Gees, Peter Frampton, Steve Martin (why Steve), George Burns, Jeff Beck, Aerosmith, and Alice Cooper. That's right, one of the greatest albums ever recorded was turned into a failed marketing attempt. The end result is largely considered to be the worst album ever recorded, and for good reason. It also destroyed the careers of the Bee-Gees, Frampton, Earth Wind and Fire,and almost destroyed Jeff Beck Alice Cooper's. The album got released, and got so many returns and complaints, that the industry actually asked RCA for their certificate back. The rest is history.

And that is the end of it. Hope you liked the countdown. Here's a recap to end it all

50.) The new Insane Clown Posse Album. (include because Carnival hates it so much)

49.) Boston-Corporate America

48.) Coil-Constant shallowness Leads To Evil

47.) Neil Young-Landing on Water

46.) Hammer-The Funky Headhunter

45.) The Rolling Stones-Dirty Work

44.) Pink Floyd-The Final Cut

43.) A Perfect Circle-eMotive

42.) Roger Waters-Radio K.A.O.S.

41.) Current 93-Aryan Aquarians

40.) Rage Against The Machine-Renegades

39.) Yes-Big Generator

38.) Frank Sinatra-Trilogy

37.) Public Enemy-Muse Sick-N-Hour-Mess Age

36.) Stone Roses-Second Coming

35.) Emerson, Lake, and Palmer-Love Beach

34.) Cabaret Voltaire-Groovy, Laid Back, and Nasty

33.) Can-Saw Delight

32.) Burzum-Daudi Baldrs

31.) Ministry-Filth Pig

30.) The Happy Mondays-Yes, Please

29.) Death in June-All Pigs Must Die

28.) Prince-The Rainbow Children

27.) Kiss-Music for the Elder

26.) Foetus Symphony Orchestra-York

25.) Michael Jackson-HIStory

24.) Madonna-American Life

23.) Kevin Federline-Playing With Fire (because no list of worst albums would be complete without it)

22.) Vanilla Ice-Hard to Swallow

21.) Eminem-Encore

20.) Tin Machine-Tin Machine

19.)The Heads-No Talking, Just Head

18.) Slayer-Diabolus in Musica

17.) DJ Shadow-The Outsider

16.) Black Sabbath-Never Say Die!

15.) Black Sabbath-Forbidden

14.) Judas Priest-Turbo

13.) Van Halen-Van Halen III

12.) Depeche Mode-Songs of Faith and Devotion Live

11.) Genesis-Calling All Stations

10.) Butthole Surfers-The Weird Revolution

09.) The Clash-Cut the Crap

08.) Aerosmith-Rock in a Hard Place

07.) Elvis Presley-Having Fun on Stage

06.) Mick Jagger-She's the Boss

05.) Chunky A-Large and In Charge

04.) Metallica-St. Anger

03.) Pink Floyd-A Momentary Lapse in Reason

02.) Vanilla Fudge-The Beat Goes On

01.) VA-Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heart's Club Band OST