-Well, in case you didn't see Raw last night (with more Regal goodnes-oh, and Santino is growing on me), Vince has been kicked out by his wife. This just gets better and better.

-This is the worst thread in a while that Vanhalen wasn't involved in. "Let's Boycott TNA!" Yeah, you and Lance "Some people actually think my opinion matters, believe it or not" Storm, and who else? Give me a fucking break.

-The Roast of Flava Flav was on last Sunday. Some thoughts:

--Bridgette Nielson should never do comedy again.

--Sorry Jimmy Kimmel, not even a Chris Benoit joke makes up for your shitty performance.

--Snoop Dogg and Gregg Geraldo did best. Patton Oswalt gains bonus points for referenceing "The Descent."

--Chuck D looked really uncomfortable before the event. No, he didn't attend.

--Carrot Top scares me.

It amuses me to see some guys over at the Wrestlecrap forums getting all bent out of shape over Kimmel's Benoit joke, which went "Even Chris Benoit is a better father than Flav." Come on, we live in times where people joke about 9/11, the Holocaust, and Slavery, yet Chris Benoit jokes offend them. Puh-leeze. If we can't joke about Benoit, then the terrorists have won.

-There's new chapters to "Trapped in the Closet" coming soon. Eh, it got boring after he left the girls house.