A semi-humorous bit from this morning. I have to admit, occasionally, the people here can bring some entertainment.

There's this older guy here at the office that, according to a couple of my female coworkers, is a dirty old man. About the only things I know about him are, his name, the fact that he's worked here for over 30 years, and that his daughter just squirted out another kid (I know this because they had a cake party here to honor that glorious occassion a few months back). I really only speak to him when we exchange greetings when passing each other in the halls, so I've never seen this dirty side of him, but whatever.

So I'm at the copy machine this morning when he walks in. After exchanging our usual greeting, he starts this off:

"Man, sometimes I wish I was 25 again."

"Really? Why's that?"

"Have you seen that new chick in Billing? Lauren?"

"Yeah, I've seen her."

"She was over here earlier, getting water. Doing something with these people over here. Man...WOW."

(NOTE: Lauren is not that hot. There's nothing wrong with her, but she's not even close to being the hottest chick at this place.)

I continued:

"She always looks angry to me. Like she'd be a total bitch about everything."

"Yeah. But don't you think that's kind of hot?"

"Depends."

"Well, either way, I'd like to get some of that anger out of her. I know that."

"Uh huh..."

"You know what I mean, right?"

*sighing* "Of course."

"So yeah...you know."

I guess his reputation is well-earned.