And a whole lot more in the return of Wrestling Week!

Oh im back...Thats right...Dance Like Kusko...Pixar and Disney merged into NOTHINGNESS...hell on earth coming...

Ok OK G-DAMN...

So Im back- and a lot has happend.

WWE is ... well yeah...

TNA has grown up, taken strides...and needs a 90 min show.

Puro needs to make a move...before MMA starts running for keeps...

So lets start with...the results:

RAW

Rob Van Dam b Gene Snitsky;

Triple H b Chavo Guerrero, Jr.;

Big Show & Kane b Carlito Caribbean Cool & Chris Masters;

Shelton Benjamin b Goldust;

John Cena b Edge.

(The only storyline I liked in this is the womans storyline. Dont ask me why, I know IT SCREAMS Lesbo HLA, but I only hope that it doesnt lead into that- and Trish will drop the title to Mickie in what could be the best match in WM 22, booked and fought)

SMACKDOWN (Soon to become of the new CBS-DubyaWARNAKA!!!!)

MNM vs. Mexicools

This match was ok...

Chris Benoit vs. Finlay (DQ)

I loved the match...hated the ending...

Mark Henry & Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio & Kurt Angle

THREE MATCHES? THREE MATCHES? WTF? And not to mention... (yeah...you know who.)

Puro news:

Kurt Angle, Funaki, Melina, Animal, and Matt Hardy held a press meeting in Japan on Friday to do PR work for the 2/4 & 2/5 Yokohama Arena shows. Angle was questioned by the Japanese press about K-1 and the potential for a WWE vs. K-1 storyline. Angle admitted that he was a fan of MMA (K-1). This became the focus with the Japanese media.

 

At a fan club event (250 fans showed up for an autograph and talk session), Road Warrior Animal stated that he would be interested in creating a "Hellraisers 2" tag team with Kensuke Sasaki. Sasaki & Road Animal Hawk were The Hellraisers in New Japan in 1993.

 

Matt Hardy stated that he would like to team up again with his brother, Jeff, before he retires.

New Japan ran their February 2nd rally at Aomori Industrial Hall, claiming 1,400 paid. Results:

 

1. Ryusuke Taguchi defeated Mitsuhide Hirasawa in 6 minutes, 42 seconds with a crab hold.

 

2. Takashi Iizuka defeated Takashi Uwano in 9 minutes, 2 seconds with the uranage.

 

3. Minoru & Jushin Liger defeated El Samurai & Tiger Mask IV in 15 minutes, 28 seconds when Minoru used the Minoru Special on Samurai for the win.

 

4. GENTARO, Tetsuhiro Kuroda, & Kintaro Kanemura defeated Hirooki Goto, Jadoh, & Gedoh in 8 minutes, 52 seconds when GENTARO used a Shooting Star Press on Goto for the win.

 

5. Yuji Nagata defeated Tomohiro Ishii in 7 minutes, 26 seconds with a back-drop suplex hold.

 

6. Manabu Nakanishi & Hiroshi Tanahashi defeated Toru Yano & Shin'ya Makabe in 16 minutes, 4 seconds when Nakanishi used the Hercules Cutter on Yano for the win.

 

7. Masa Chono & Hiroyoshi Tenzan defeated Naofumi Yamamoto & Shinsuke Nakamura in 19 minutes, 13 seconds when Chono pinned Yamamoto after a combo Shining Yakuza Kick & lariat finishing sequence.

 

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New Japan ran their February 4th at Sapporo's Tiesen Hall, claiming 1,000 paid. Results:

 

1. Takashi Uwano defeated Mitsuhide Hirasawa in 8 minutes, 35 seconds with a crab hold.

 

2. Takashi Iizuka defeated Tomohiro Ishii in 7 minutes, 18 seconds with a choke sleeper.

 

3. El Samurai, Ryusuke Taguchi, & Tiger Mask IV defeated Minoru, Hirooki Goto, & Jushin Liger in 15 minutes, 58 seconds when Samurai used a Samurai Clutch on Minoru for the win.

 

4. Black Tiger defeated Jadoh in 10 minutes, 47 seconds with a Tombstone Pile Driver.

 

5. Giant Bernard defeated Shin'ya Makabe in 1 minute, 41 seconds with the Bernard Bomb.

 

6. Manabu Nakanishi & Riki Choshu defeated Toru Yano & Hiroyoshi Tenzan in 12 minutes, 14 seconds when Nakanishi used the Hercules Cutter on Yano for the win.

 

7. Yuji Nagata & Hiroshi Tanahashi defeated Naofumi Yamamoto & Shinsuke Nakamura in 19 minutes, 15 seconds when Nagata used a back-drop suplex on Yamamoto for the win.

1. Matt Hardy & Animal defeated The Dicks when Animal hit the double impact on Chad for the win.

 

2. Jamie Noble defeated Paul London. They did a deal where Noble looked like he hurt his foot, so the agents came out to check on him. London worried about his condition, so Noble did a sneak attack and surprised him. He used a back-slide and got the flash pin.

 

3. Bobby Lashley defeated Simon Dean with the dominator.

 

4. Funaki defeated Kid Kash with a tornado DDT.

 

5. Rey Misterio Jr. defeated Orlando Jordan with the 619 and a frog splash. Afterwards, an Eddie Guerrero t-shirt was thrown into the ring. Rey kissed Eddie's face on the T-shirt, then pointed into the sky in remembrance. This drew a loud "Eddie" call from the crowd.

 

6. WWE Tag Titles match: MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro) w/ Melina defeated The Mexicools (Psicosis & Super Crazy) when Mercury pinned Crazy after the Snap Shot.

 

7. Chris Benoit defeated Fit Finlay with the cross-face for the tap-out. Finlay replaced JBL in the match, as JBL replaced Randy Orton in the main event (Orton was pulled off the show).

 

8. The Undertaker & Kurt Angle defeated JBL & Mark Henry (w/ Daivari) when Taker chokeslammed Henry and Angle used the ankle lock at the same time to make JBL tap-out.

Hmm...Orton was not there...

More news on the way...