It's the Return of the Great Whitey Hope
Anyways, been a while.
So far, Wrestlemania looks like it will be shit. Normally, I order it evey year, so this looks like the first time I won't be ordering one. Here is a list of things that are most likely better than Wrestlemania will be:
Metallica's "St. Anger"
Date Movie (that's right, fucking Date Movie looks better than Wrestlemania.)
A movie from Uwe Boll
See No Evil (I've seen the poster for it online. It has a new shitty tagline: "Evil Gets Raw")
A porno from Rob Black
A post from Desperate Housewife
Gimmick Posters
Goldberg vs. Lesner
Getting a tattoo that says something retarded
Feel free to add to the list.
Also, I really dig Venetian Snares. Nothing else to add, I just really dig the guys work.