29. Hating allof you. And a survey!
29.
None of you like tennis.
Go to fucking hell, assholes.
I might continue my countdown later, but not now. I'm tired, and thus in lalalalalelelelee land.
Here's a survey.
Full Name Alyanna Lanikova.
Nickname Leena. Leelee.
Birthday September 13th, 1983.
Hometown Dubna, Russia.
Current location Tempe, Arizona.
Eye Color Hazel. Brown-greenish.
Hair Color Currently blonde. But, I can be all colors!
Height 6'1 3/4"
What's your sign? Virgo.
Birthplace Dubna, Russia.
Do you get motion sickness? No.
Can you play any instruments? Yes. Flute. Very well.
Righty/Lefty? Ambidextrous.
Do you like to sing? Yes.
Do you like to dance? Yes.
Have any piercings? No.
Any tattoos? No.
What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? I had 6 cocks inside of me, and I was murdered by Scott Baio during it. And Jerry Mathers sat on me. While Al Bundy insulted him. And Elena Bovina won the Grand Slam. With me cheering as a dead corpse.
Biggest turn-off People who aren't completely honest.
Sweetest friend Larisa. And she's black!
Wildest friend I know nobody wilder than me. 
How many best friends do you have? 1.
What are their names? Larisa. But, she lives far away now. 
And fucks icky nigger dick daily, instead of talking to me.
Have a crush? What's his/her name? No. Crushes are stupid.
Favorite color Dodgerblue or Magenta.
Favorite girl name Natasha.
Favorite boy name Al.
Want to get married someday? No.
How many kids do you want to have? None.
How do you want to die? Drowning in a mixture of hot boy cum, and my juices.
Have you ever had any broken bones or stitches? Yes. Ruptured achilles, broken ankle, broken foot, broken bone in my wrist, bone chips in my elbow.
Most embarassing moment? I've never been embarassed.
How many people have you kissed? At least 100.
How many CDs do you have? None. I only download illegal music.
Have you ever committed a crime? Yes. I've killed someone. And stabbed a few boys. And did jail bait with a boi. And probably lots of other stuff.
Have you ever been in a fight? Yes. I always win. I'm a HOSS.
If you could be any character from literature or film, who would you be? Teagan Presley or Danni Woodward. I kinda look like them. And I want to be a huge slut.
If you could be any animal, what would you be? Kitty. The cutest. And be lazy all day, while people cavort to my every need.
If you could have one super power, what would it be? Read people's minds. But, I already can do that.
If you could have three wishes, what would they be? 1) Be a tennis pro. 2) Be a porn star, without any reprecussions. 3) Fuck Randall Orton and Elena Bovina at once.
What is the last book you read? did you enjoy it? Fuck that. I don't read books. I'm hot.
What is the last movie you saw? did you enjoy it? Barely Legal 21. Enjoy it lots. I don't know who the blonde is in the first scene, but OMG do I want to lick her dry, and vice versa.
Do you collect anything? No.
What is your favorite restaurant? Chinese one across the street.
Do you have any scars? How did you get them? Yes. Surgery on my shoulder. And foot. And leg. And wrist.
Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes. Lots.
Have you ever stayed up all night? Yes. Lots. Guess why.
Do you cook anything well? Yes. Chicken. That's all.
What is your favorite game? Scrabble. I'm sick good at it. And Boggle.
Where do you want to go to college? I gradumated college.
What are you doing this weekend? Tennis tournament. I'll win.
What are you wearing right now? Nude. About to go to sleep.
When was the last time you went shopping? Today.
Single or group dates? Single. Always.
Where would you most like to visit? Australia. Gold Coast. And fuck my loser friend there.
The Simpsons or Family Guy? Neither. Simpsons blows now, and Family Guy ain't my Cup o' tea.
What is your favorite dog breed? Collie.
First thought waking up? Sex.
Last thought going to bed? Going to sleep.
Motto to live by Do whatever makes you happy. The end.
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