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What a man will do at two in the morning...

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I stole this from another blog. I have no shame. I doubt anyone will actually read 500 sentences about me but I'm going to do it anyways.



001. What is your name: Jeremy Clark

002. Spell your name backwards: Ymerej

003. Birth day: 09/02/1986

004. Male or female: Male

005. Astrological sign: Virge

006. Nicknames: The horrible and unoriginal JC, Jermy, and Wormy.

007. Occupation: Domino's Pizza Assitant Mangaer

008. Height: 5'10"

009. Weight: 135lbs

010. Hair color: Darkish blonde

011. Eye color: Blue

012. Where were you born: Melrose Park, IL

013. Where do you reside now: Reagan, TN

015. Screen names: yranoitcidtekcop (AIM)

016. E-mail addy: I don't really fell like answering that one.

017. What does your screen name stand for: Pocket Dictionary backwards

018. What is your TSM name: tekcop

019. What does your TSM name stand for: pocket backwards

020. Pets: None

021. .. of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: no cake

022. Piercings: None yet.

023. Tattoos: Green Lantern's power battery on left arm. More soon.

024. Shoe size: 10 1/2

025. Righty or lefty: Righty.

026. Wearing: Dickie's 15" work shorts. Inverted cross necklace.

027. Hearing: Me typing. Fan blowing

028. Feeling: Lazy

029. Eating/drinking: Mountain Dew



061. Have you ever been in love: Yes.

062. How many people have you said "I love you" to: Family. Ex.

063. How many people have you been in love with: One.

064. How many people have you kissed: Three.

065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: Yes. Non-sexual family. And sexual interests.

066. How many people have you dated: Only one real relationship

067. What do you look for in a guy/girl: Ass and Intelligence in a girl. Chest, abs, and intelligence in a guy.

068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: Ass. Face.

069. What type of guy / girl do you usually go for: Girls: Nerds, punks, goth. Guys: Tech geeks, goth, punk, skater.

073. Do you have a crush right now: No.

074. If so who is it: ---

075. Do you believe in love at first sight: No.

076. Do you remember your first love: Yes

077. Who is the first person you kissed: Some girl in elementary school.

078. Do you believe in fate: No

079. Do you believe in soul mates: No

080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: ---



121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life: Weezer's "In the Garage" until a couple of years ago.

122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own: Korn's s/t.

123. What's the best cd you own: Dying Fetus--Destroy the Opposition

124. What song do you absolutely hate: Plenty.

125. Do you sing in the shower: No.

126. What song reminds you of that special someone: There was this R&B song I don't remember that she used to play all the time. That would do it.



152. Color: Green. Pink. Black.

153. Food: Peanut Butter.

154. Song: "Pissing in the Mainstream"--Dying Fetus

155. Show: 20 oz Mouse at the moment. Adult Swim stuff is good.

156. School subject: Philosophy. History. Science.

157. Band/singer/artist: rapper: Dying Fetus. Burzum.

159. Outfit: Plenty.

160. Radio station: I don't own a radio.

161. Movie: Office Space. Ghost World. Donnie Darko.

162. Pair of shoes: Black hi-top Chucks. Unswooshers.

163. Cartoon: Adult Swim stuff

164. Actor: Fuck 'em all.

165. Actress Thora Birch was hot in Ghost World

166. Potato chip: Salt and Vinegar

167. Drink: Water

168: Soda: Mountain Dew

169. Holiday: Thanksgiving

170. Perfume/cologne: I don't really wear cologne. I wear Axe body spray though.

171. Pizza topping: Oh God, don't even get me started...

172. Jello flavor: Blech...

173. Lunch meat: Turkey

174. Card game: Go Fish? It's the only one I know how to play.

175. Video game: Virtua Fighter 4: Evolution

176. Website: ---

177. Book: 1984. Origin of God. Plenty more.

178. Computer game: None

180. Cereal: Cinnamon Crunchers

181. Comedian: Eh...

182. Dessert: Pumpkin pie. Cheesecake.

183. Disney character: Alladin.

187. Childhood toy: Ninja Turtles

189. Candy bar: Peanut butter M&M's.

190. Magazine: Discover. Adbusters.

191. Salad dressing: French

192. Thing to do on the weekend: Read

194. Season: Fall

196. Person to talk to online: Marie. Smarks.



197. What color are your sheets: I have Ninja Turtles bed sheets and am not ashamed of it.

198. What color are your bedroom walls: Extremely light green.

199. Do you have posters on your wall: Yes.

200. If so of what: Fantastic Four. Alan Scott Green Lantern. TMNT movie.

201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom: Yes.

202. How many pillows are on your bed: 1

203. What do you normally sleep in: Boxers.

205. What size bed do you have: Twin.

206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: No.

207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: No.

209. Describe the last nightmare you had: It's rather personal.

210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: No.

211. How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed? Two if they cuddle. One otherwise.

212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions: I sleep on my stomach.

213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: No.

214. Do you snore: No

215. How about drool: No.

216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room: Yes, but it's as old as dirt.

217. What color is the carpet in your room: Hard wood floors.

218. What's under your bed: A box of empty DVD, CD, and video game cases.



219. Loser / wannabe: Loser

220. Doughnuts / bagels: Bagels

221. Day / night: Night

222. Wicked witch of the east / wicked witch of the west: Fuck that east shit. She's died at the beginning of the book.

223. Heaven / hell: Hell. More interesting people.

224. Make love / have sex: Both are great and can't be compared.

225. Coffee / tea: Tea.

226. Hamburgers / hotdogs: Hamburgers.

227. Rap / rock: Rock

228. Britney / Christina: I don't know the difference.

234. McDonalds / Taco Bell: Taco Bell

235. Sweet / sour: Sour

236. Punk / emo: Punk

237. Hot / cold: Hot

238. Winter / summer: Summer.

239. Spring / fall: Fall

240. Operas / plays: Both

241. Read / watch tv: Read

242. CDs / tapes: CDs.

243. DVDs / VHS: DVDs.

244. Old / new: This makes no sense whatsoever.

245. Shorts / skirts: I'd rather wear shorts, really.

246. Pink / red: Pink

247. Colored pictures / B&W photos: B&W

248. Meat / vegetables: Sadly, meat.

249. Mexican food / Chinese food: Tough choice. Chinese.

250. Commercials / infomercials: Fuck 'em both

251. Scary movies / comedies: That's like picking between your children.

252. Bikinis / one piece bathing suits: Bikinis.



331. Mooned anyone: No.

332. Been on a diet: Yes.

333. Been to a foreign country: Yes. Jamaica. Bahamas.

334. Broken a bone: Yes. My arm.

335. Swallowed a toothcap/filling: No.

336. Swear at a teacher: No.

337. Talked to an TSM member via e-mails or instant messages: Yes.

338. Got in a fight: Definately

339. Dated a teacher: No.

340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants: No, but come close I'm sure.

341. Thought about killing your enemy: No.

342. Gone skinny dipping: No.

343. Met another TSM member in the flesh: No.

344. Told a little white lie: Of course

345. Told a secret you swore not to tell: No.

346. Stolen anything: Yes.

347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: ...What?

348. Been on TV: Local news.

349. Been on the radio: No.

350. Been in a mosh pit: God... no.

351. Been to a concert: Yes.

352. Dated one of your best friends: No.

353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry: After losing them. Yes.

354. Deceived somebody close to you: Close to me before? No.

55. Broken the law: Yes.

356. Been to a rodeo: Way back in the day.

357. Been on a talk show: No.

358. Been on a game show: No.

359. Been on an airplane: Yes.

360. Got to ride on a firetruck: No

361. Came close to dying: Not that I know. I think I was a sickly baby and almost died in the hospital but I don't really know. That's just what I've been told.

363. Gave someone a piggy back ride: Yes.

364. Terrorized a babysitter: No.

365. Made a mud pie: No.

366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: No.

367. Snuck out of the house at night: Never needed to.

368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name: No.

370. Felt like you didn't belong: Doesn't everyone at some time?

371. Felt like the 3rd wheel: Of course.

372. Smoked: God no.

373. Done drugs: Nope.

374. Been arrested: That a negative.

375. Had your tonsils removed: No.

376. Gone to camp: 4-H camp twice as a kid. Cub scout camp once.

377. Won a bet: I've never bet on anything.

378. Written a love letter: Never

379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: Multiple times.

380. Written a love poem:

381. Kissed in the rain: What the fuck? I don't even know what that means.

382. Slow danced with someone you love: Oddly enough... no.

383. Went on webcam nude: No.

384. Faked an orgasm: Once.

385. Stolen a kiss: No.

386. Asked a friend for relationship advice: Yes.

387. Had a friend steal your boyfriend / girlfriend: No.

388. Watched the sunset / rise with someone you love: No.

389. Gotten a speeding ticket: Two so far. More to come.

390. Done jail time: No.

391. Had to wear a uniform to work: Yes.

392. Won a trophy: Sure.

393. Thrown up in public: No.

394. Bowled a perfect game: No.

395. Failed / got held back: God no.

396. Got perfect attendance: Probably.

400. Cut yourself: God no. Why the fuck would I do that?

425. Do you believe in aliens: In theory.

426. Name three things that are next to your computer: Watch. Bottle of water. iPod.

427. Do you have any hidden talents: Plenty.

428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos: MTV and I don't share the same taste in music.

429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: Porn?

430. What would your movie star name be: Bartholomew. It just sounds cool.

431. Do you play any sports: No.

432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen: I can't remember anything so I'm going to say nothing.

433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently: Star Wars: Episode Three

434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen: Plenty.

435. Do you drive: Yes.

436. What is your dream car: I don't really have one.

437. Do you think you are good looking: Well.... obviously.

438. Do others think you are good looking: Of course.

439. Would you ever sky dive: Don't see why not.

440. Do you believe in Bigfoot: What? No.

441. How many rooms do you have in your house: I don't really feel like counting them in my head.

442. Are you afraid of roller coasters: Why would I be?

456. What is your weakness: Peanut butter?

457. Name something you can't get enough of: Peanut butter, and other stuff... I don't know.

458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Kick ass. bitchin'. tubular.

459. How many kids do you want to have: As many as I feel I can afford and be able to take care of.

462. What is your ideal way to die: Peacefully in my old age?

463. How do you release stress: I don't stress often.

470. Who is the last person to e-mail you: My ex about a month ago.

471. Who is the last person to IM you: Kotz?

472. Do you hate chain e-mails: I've never gotten one.

473. Are you a deep sleeper: Probably. I don't know.

474. Are you a good story teller: Usually not. Better than some. Worse than others.

475. What do you believe is your best quality: I'm the kindest motherfucker you'll ever meet.

479. Do you have your own credit card: No.

480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money: start a wrestling promotion or buy TNA Fuck that. Neither.

487. Worst feeling in the world: Stubbing my toe.

488. Best feeling in the world: I'm not sure.

490. Last thing you downloaded: A song Nevermortal posted at the Pit.

491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life: Yes. Everyone who knows me is used to it by now.

492. What do you think people think of you: Different people think different things. Most think I'm strange.

493. Are you a likeable person: Definately. I'm never in a bad mood and can have an interesting conversation with almost anyone.

499. When are you moving: I'll be moving into the dorms in August.

500. What's your favorite phrase: 'Sup, nucka?



Damn... my fingers are cramped as hell now.

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