Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2003 (edited) F.B.I. WARNING: The following is a presentation of the OAOAST -- the worldwide leader in parody e-fed entertainment. Any unauthorized use without the expression written consent of OAOAST Entertainment is strictly prohibited. Shot of an hour-glass, the sand is quickly running down the oddly shaped object. Captions appear onscreen, just like the old silent movies from the past; the footage is shown in grainy black and white, to give an "aged" look to the video. ANGLEMANIA II MARCH 2003 HIS DREAM REALIZED... Zack exits through the door of his dressing room. In the hall, a camera follows him from behind, as he walks through a dark hallway. POP DROP! POP DROP! POP DROP! Zack covers Anglesault! Zack is lifted up on the shoulders of TC & Angle-Plex, as blue and gold pyro shoots off from the turnbuckles. LIVING ANGLEOUSLY APRIL 2003 HIS FRIENDSHIP TORN... Close up on EvenflowDDT's face. POP DROP~! ON EF~! Shot of the referee who was laid out moments before. ANOTHER POP DROP~! ON EVENFLOW~! Zack covers... THE DEMON'S QUEST BEGINS... BIG POPPA POPICK...KICKS ZACK IN THE GUT! FINALITY ON ZACK MALIBU! Now Stephen Joseph -- the Infernales pose...over the bloodied pulpit of Zack Malibu, testament to the new Order. SCHOOL'S OUT MAY 2003 EXIT BIG POPPA POPICK, ENTER STEPHEN JOSEPH... Zack -- firing off a few more rights (FYI: hands) until Stephen is backed against the ropes. Zack smashes the OAOAST Championship into Joseph's face! The Bible-thumper goes down, blood (which is shown in color, giving the footage a chilling effect) now rushing down his nose. Zak stands above. ZACK IS DQ'd... Zack picks SJ up and stands him upright, then sends the belt crashing into [stephen Joseph's] face again! Zack's now on his knees, cradles the OAOAST Championship. THE GREAT ANGLE BASH JUNE 2003 IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, SON, AND UNHOLY SPIRT... Shot of a casket. ZACK MALIBU CLIMBS UP THE LADDER, 20 FEET IN THE AIR...GUILLTINE LEGDROP THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLES...! With whatever power he has left, Zack drags Stephen Joseph into the casket. A weakened Zack falls onto the apron, his body hanging over the closed casket. LICENSE TO PIN JULY 2003 WE ARE IRON MAN... Zack SKINS THE CAT~! bak inside, but [shattered] Dreams jumps on his shoulders and snaps off an INVERTED HURACANRANA~! SD - 1, ZM - 0 13:35 Dreams superplexes Zack who ends up rolling backwards, cradling SD for the fall. SD - 1, ZM - 1 16:17 SD with a Walls of Jericho stlye submission gets Zack to tap. SD - 2, ZM - 1 22:09 Zack misses a standing legdrop allowing SD to apply the BOSTON CRAB -- the pain forcing Zack to tap again. SD - 3, ZM - 1 25:40 Continuing from the last fall, SD quickly pins Zack who is still in serious pain. SD - 4, ZM - 1 25:49 Zack hits a flying GUILLOTINE LEGDROP. SD 4, ZM - 2 30:58 MAlibu springs OFF THE MIDDLE ROPES BACKWARDS, slamming SD to the mat with a FLYING INVERTED STYLES CLASH~~~~!?!?! SD - 4, ZM - 3 34:38 Dreams turns around, chair in grasp...GETS IT KICKED INTO HIS FACE! SCHOOL'S OUT onto THE CHAIR~! SD - 4, ZM - 4 42:45 SD launches Zack who's n the top rope, in the air like a missle, sending him CRASHING THROUGH THE ELEVATED RAMPWAY! Referee reluclantly counts. SD - 5, ZM - 4 50:55 SD gets another pin, due to the action above. SD - 6, ZM - 4 51:08 SD snickers, picks ZM up, then lets him flop to his feet. SD reaches down to pick ZM up again, but gets ROLLED UP! SD - 6, ZM - 5 57:30 POP DROP on SD! 1... 2... 3... SD - 6, ZM - 6 60:00 HeldDOWN! General Manager Tim Moysey heads to the ring. Shot of Tim speaking, audio off to show caption: SUDDEN DEATH -- "THERE MUST BE A CLEAR CUT WINNER" Zack KIPS UP, grimacing in pain. But somehow, someway, Zack manages to reverse a YAKUZA KICK! from SD into a RODEO DRIVER! Ref counts, 1-2-3! SD - 6, ZM - 7 SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME Zack raises the OAOAST Championship. The hour-glass is added into the background of Zack holding up the title, the last bead of sand runs down; a LADDER comes crashing down on it, shattering the hour-glass into hundreds of pieces. Edited August 16, 2003 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2003 (edited) A camera onboard the U.S. Coast Guard helicpoter captures the fans -- mostly Navy personnel -- lucky enough to grab seats cheering wildly, as pryo blasts from the "missle launcher" on the custom made destroyer U.S.S. OAOAST. ANGLESLAM: SCREAMS ON NO REPLY LIVE SOMEWHERE IN THE SEA THE SET: Not much of a set this month due to the event being carried onboard a ship. Makeshift entrance, which is only a curtin with the OAOAST logo on it. The ring, with red, white and blue ropes, is set on the rampway used for warplanes to land and take off. The overhead camera pans around the U.S.S. OAOAST to feed more incredible images to the fans at home while J.R. & Jesse do the opening monolouge. JR Hello again, everybody. Jim Ross, along side Jesse "The Body" Ventura here with you for the second annunal AngleSlam, subtitled: "Screams of No Reply." Jess, jam-packed show tonight. However, late breaking news concerning the card, as we bring in Chairman of the OAOAST Board of Directors "Cowboy" Bill Watts. Bill, I understand some important decisions were made within the last 24 hours. BILL WATTS That's right J.R. First off, I'd like to thank the fans watching on Pay-Per-View for allowing into their homes on Labor Day weekend. The last 24 hours have been rather stressful for the board and myself. I've been on vacation for the last month, but last Monday night I received a call from the Board of Directors asking me to return to OAOAST Headquaters ASAP. The meeting was about this "control of IZ" match that was going to go down tonight. Well that's changed. Noone besides the Board of Directors and the General Manager of IZ controls the show. And the only way such a stip could take place was if I signed off on it, and I didn't sign off. That match can still take place but it damn sure won't be for control of IZ. Once the board came into agreement on that; it seemed like a wave of events followed. CWM & Hex were involved in a bar room brawl after a non-televised OAOAST event Friday night. Both have been fined and their match for tonight called off. Their actions don't deserve the big money an event like tonight will bring in for the talent involved. The El Dandy/Ed match also won't take place because an official contract was not signed. When verbal challenges are made and agreed upon, you still gotta get that in writing. The agents of those two men didn't do their job, so the match is off. With that said, any matches that don take place tonight WILL take place at a later date -- maybe as soon as this week's telvision programming. But the actions of a few people won't bring us down. We still have 2 powerful matches in Stephen Joseph vs. Caboose, and Zack vs. Calvin for the World's Heavyweight Championship. I hope the fans enjoy the show despite the recent turn of events. Thank you. JR All right. There you have it. Jess, interesting comments from the Chairman of the Board. JESSE As always, Jim Ross. But tonight we have special guests -- most of the people in attendence are from the Navy! LOUD CHEERS and HOWLING! JESSE (CONT'D) And everybody knows the Navy are helluva lot tougher than those girly Army brats. JR I'm sure they'd beg to differ. But the talk of the wrestling world is about tonight's ladder match for OAOAST Championship -- Calvin vs. Zack. JESSE The belt will be hanging off a lighting fixture specially designed for this very match that is set up above the ring. It's going to be a tough situation for both men. Luckily we don't have a roof, that match would tear it off. JR Who do you think that match favors? JESSE I don't know. Ladder matches are hard to predict. In singles competition or tag team action for that matter, everybody has their strengths and weakness. It a ladder match you're even. A lot of people at home think its easy to grab the ladder and climb it, but it's all about timing. You gotta make sure your opponent is in a weaken state before even attempting to go for the gold. One mistake in a ladder match could be costly -- especially for the incoming World Heavyweight Champion. And the situations surround tonight's ladder match ain't gonna make it any easier for nobody. JR And of course we also have the big retirement match between former friends now better foes: Stephen Joseph vs. Caboose. Those two were apart of the imfamous masterplan over a year ago which saw the formation of the "Deadly Alliance." JESSE The Van Halen of the OAOAST. Both guys gave massive egos. But which one's David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen? JR Also tonight: the tag titles are on the line, as well as the finals of the "Revolution Trophy". Fans, enjoy tonight's show. It's gonna be a good one. HORN blasts! Edited September 1, 2003 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2003 (edited) JR Up first, we have a match that is the culmination of a bitter 3 month long WAR on IntenseZone! Feelings are running high throughout the arena, the locker room, and right here at the commentary table. JESSE That's right Jim Ross. It's Mystery Eskimo Vs Jailbait for the third and final time, because at the end of the night Eskimo will be in the big house, the slammer, the cooler, the clink, gaol- JR We get the idea, Jess. Remember, this is the third PPV match between these men in succession. Eskimo defeated Jailbait by DQ at the Great Angle Bash-- JESSE A cheap victory! JR (CONT'D) Then Jailbait beat Eskimo with the help of his no-good friends in a street fight at Licence To Pin. Jailbait has been vicious in his assault on Eskimo. Mystery's leg needed revolutionary surgery to heal it after Jailbait's attacks. Eskimo's reputation was in tatters after Jailbait accused him of attacking a woman, Clarissa, about whom we still know very little. JESSE Are you finished blabbering? This match is about to get underway, we all know what's happened between these two, let's get it on! Out from the entrance appear 10 big, muscular cops, swinging batons and looking moodily at the happy fans. JR There are the police who will take the loser of this match straight to prison…and will also be acting as lumberjacks to keep the action inside the ring. "How I Could Just Kill a Man" strikes up, and the crowd rise as one to BOO the arriving Jailbait off the ship. RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentleman, the opening contest of AngleSlam: Screams of No Reply is set for one fall and is a JAILHOUSE MATCH, in which there are NO disqualifications! Introducing first, from Brooklyn New York, weighing 220lbs…this is Y…2…JAAAAAIIIIIILBAAAAT!! The cocky Jailbait swaggers down to the ring, with a pale and nervous looking Clarissa close behind him. Jailbait tries to shake hands with each of the cops, but gets ignored. Shrugging, the self styled "street punk" slides into the ring and poses, to more boos. JR This man is SICK, Jess! Look at him parading around! Derek the Fish uncovered evidence that suggested it was JAILBAIT, and not Eskimo who was hurting Clarissa! JESSE That evidence is very suspicious -- not least because it comes from a FISH. Jailbait's music cuts, and the crowd's buzz can be heard. Suddenly, "Too Cold' BLASTS out, bringing the crowd to their feet and cheering hugely. RING ANNOUNCER AAAAAAand his opponent, from the Depths of the Arctic, weighing 233lbs, and accompanied by DEREK THE FISH…….MYSTERY ESSSSSKIIIIMOOOOOOOOOO! Eskimo springs out to a massive reception, the fans clearly right back behind him. Derek wobbles behind him, clutching a bottle of red wine in one fin and a huge cigar in the other. Eskimo nods his blue and silver masked head at the crowd, thanking them, and then SPRINTS to the ring, leaving Derek confused and alone. Eskimo charges through the wall of cops at ringside and slides straight into the squared circle. Jailbait turns to meet him but gets taken down as Eskimo dives forward, crushing his shoulder into Jailbait's ribs and SPEARING him down to the mat. Our referee quickly calls for the opening bell. * DING DING DING * Eskimo is on top of Jailbait, throwing wild and stiff punches to his head and chest. Jailbait covers up, trying to protect himself, but Eskimo is unrelenting. At last, the Arctic hero grabs Jailbait by his hair and drags him to his feet. JR Eskimo is clearly fired up for this! Thanks to Jailbait his career has almost been ended twice- once by injury, and once by the fans and fellow wrestlers turning against him when Jailbait's ugly rumours spread. JESSE And that excuses a blatant hair pull? C'mon, referee! Eskimo has Jailbait up, and CRACKS him across the chest with a knife edge chop! Eskimo swings back again and: CRACK! "WOOOO!" CRACK! "WOOOO!" CRACK! "WOOOOOOOOOOO!" The chops drive Jailbait back, but Eskimo grabs his left arm and whips him to the ropes. Jailbait bounces back, but despite having absorbed that flurry of blows from his opponent, is able to drop down and duck under Eskimo's swinging lariat. Jailbait reaches the other side of the ring and bounces back, but Eskimo is ready for him. Eskie hooks his right arm under Jailbait's left and swings him up and over with an arm drag that sends Jailbait flying across the mat. Eskimo gets to his feet, nodding and beckoning Jailbait to come at him. Jailbait walks straight up to Eskimo…and gives him a single finger salute! Eskimo tilts his head, watching Jailbait with amusement, but then SLAMS a right hand into Jailbait's head! Eskimo hooks Jailbait's arm over and drags him down to the mat, looking for the FROSTBITE FACELOCK already, but Jailbait struggles in the hold, stopping Eskimo from applying it fully, and is able to scoot out of the Icy One's clutches. JR Eskimo looking to end things early with the submission hold… JESSE Because he's scared! He knows the longer the match goes, the bigger the beating Jailbait will give him! As Eskimo gets back to his feet, Jailbait boots him in the head. Another boot. Another. Satisfied he has Eskimo stunned, Jailbait whips him off the ropes. As Eskimo comes back, Jailbait leaps into the air and SNAPS his feet into Eskimo's face with a dropkick. Eskimo scrambles to get back up, but as soon as he's on one knee, Jailbait dives forward and unleashes a lower dropkick that again smashes into Eskimo's masked face! Eskimo collapses to the mat, and Jailbait rolls him over for a cover: ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Jailbait gives Eskimo a SLAP, and grabs his mask, pulling him to his feet. Jailbait goes to work on Eskimo with a couple of forearm shots and a kick to the gut, before whipping him into the corner. Jailbait measures up Eskimo as he lies exposed on the turnbuckles, before charging in with a back elbow that rattles Eskimo's jaw. Jailbait steps back and grins, before running around to the other side of the ring for another charge. This time however, Eskimo moves aside at the last minute, and Jailbait's face SMACKS onto the top turnbuckle. Eskimo takes the opportunity to school boy his opponent from behind: ONE! TWO KICKOUT! Jailbait springs back to his feet, and lets loose a torrent of abuse in Spanish at Eskimo, who merely rolls his shoulders and tenses for another attack. They spring together, going into a collar and elbow tie up, but after only a few seconds Eskimo breaks, twisting around Jailbait and applying a hammerlock. Jailbait grimaces with the pain in his arm, but with a swift twist and turn of his own is able to reverse the hammerlock and have Eskimo trapped. Eskimo tries in turn to escape, but Jailbait has it locked in tight. The Brooklyn native laughs in Eskimo's ear, which proves to be an mistake, as Eskimo swivels out and gets behind Jailbait, applying a waistlock. Eskimo flips Jailbait off his feet and down to the mat face first. On the mat, Eskimo moves his hold up to Jailbait's head, and keeps him on the mat with a side headlock. JR From that fast opening, Eskimo has drawn Jailbait into an actual wrestling match. That's the last thing we expected to see. JESSE It's just dirty tactics from Eskimo. He knows Jailbait came for a fight, and he's using hammerlocks and headlocks? JR Eskimo is one of the finest technical wrestlers in the OAOAST, you don't expect him to play to his strengths? Eskimo grinds in the headlock, but suddenly switches his grip again, swivelling in front of Jailbait and applying a double underhook. Eskimo stands, drawing Jailbait with him, and uses the underhook to hoist Jailbait into the air, bringing him down and dropping to one knee so that Jailbait's upper back is SLAMMED against it! JR Eskimo with a beautiful butterfly backbreaker! JESSE Get his frozen dick out of your mouth, Jim Ross, you'll get gangrene. Eskimo kicks at the back of Jailbait, but doesn't notice where his opponent's legs are, and Jailbait is able to roll and kick out, knocking Eskimo's legs out and sweeping him down to the mat. Eskimo is on his back as Jailbait suddenly leaps backwards through the air, turning over and SLAMMING into Eskimo's body with a standing moonsault that actually gets him a good reaction from the fans. Jailbait pulls up a leg to cover: ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Jailbait rolls off Eskimo, holding his back a little, and waits for Eskimo to get up. As the Arctic native does so, Jailbait gathers him in and applies a headlock. Jailbait throws Eskimo's arm over his shoulder, grips the top of his blue tights, and swings him over with a quick snap suplex. Jailbait keeps his hold on the mat and swivels his hips, bringing both himself and Eskimo to their feet and enabling him to SNAP Eskimo over with another suplex. Jailbait repeats the move, twisting on the mat and getting to his feet with Eskimo in tow, but as he goes for a third snap suplex, Eskimo gets his leg behind Jailbait's and blocks it. Jailbait tries again, and Eskimo takes advantage of his shift of concentration by escaping the headlock, getting behind Jailbait and wrapping his arms around the waist. Before he can react, Eskimo pulls Jailbait back and slams his shoulders to the mat with a German suplex! Eskimo keeps the waistlock in and rolls to his feet, going for another German, but Jailbait reverses to his own waistlock and own German suplex! Jailbait now rolls up and tries for a second German, but Eskimo breaks the waistlock and applies a full nelson! Eskimo swings Jailbait over and CRUNCHES his head and neck into the mat with a Dragon suplex! Eskimo holds for the cover! ONE! TWO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENO!!! KICKOUT! JR These two men just annihilating each other with suplexes, but Eskimo came out on top with the Dragon! Eskimo and Jailbait lie on the mat, breathing heavily. Eskimo is first to stir, and, picking himself up, goes to the corner, climbing to the top rope. Eskimo has reached the top when suddenly Jailbait is up! The New Yorker rushes over and knocks the ropes, crotching Eskimo! Jailbait climbs up to the second rope and starts to try to push Eskimo out of the ring to the cops, acting as lumberjacks, below. Eskimo holds onto the ropes and won't be moved, so Jailbait just PUNCHES him straight in the face! Eskimo wobbles, and Jailbait pushes harder…and Eskimo starts to fall out of the ring….but as he does so grabs Jailbait's arm, and, unbalanced, the scheming 'Bait is dragged out with him! Both men fall in a heap on the floor, and the cops are on top of them, swinging their night sticks viciously! JR These cops don't have any sides, they're just looking to administer some tough justice! JESSE BREAK THEIR SKULLS! The cops pile on, swinging and kicking, as our referee watches helplessly from the ring. The police take a breather, stepping back…and Eskimo and Jailbait spring into life! Eskimo boots the nearest cop in the gut and DDT's him onto the floor! Jailbait catches two cops with a low blow from each arm, and gives a third a sharp neckbreaker! The fans cheer wildly for our competitors assault on the law, and further carnage ensues until the pair find themselves face to face, chests pumping, eyes wild! JR MAH GAWD! These two men were just working together! JESSE I have a feeling it won't last… The adversaries start to slug it out on the floor, exchanging hard right hands, only stopping to double team a hapless cop who has stumbled back to his feet. Eskimo gains the upper hand, and whips Jailbait into the ring steps with a huge CLANG. The Arctic native grabs the stunned Jailbait and throws him back into the ring, following quickly. At ringside, we see a shot of Derek chatting happily to a still scared looking Clarissa. In the ring, Eskimo brings Jailbait to his feet and thrusts his head between his legs, setting for his IceBreaker cradle piledriver finisher, but Jailbait struggles and backdrops Eskimo to the mat! Jailbait grabs the legs and executes a Victory roll! ONE! TWO! THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NO!! KICKOUT! The crowd lets out its collective breath in relief as Eskimo gets a shoulder up at the last possible millisecond. Jailbait stomps the mat in anger and, as Eskimo gets to his feet, decides just to LOWBLOW the Inuit! Eskimo is about to crumple to the mat, when Jailbait, hollering loudly, grabs his neck and twists, driving his down face first to the mat with his version of the Twist of Fate, the Jailbreak! JESSE That's it! That's Jailbait's finisher! It's over! JR Not like that…surely not like that! Jailbait covers, grinning from ear to ear. ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NO! KICKOUT!!! JESSE WHAT? JR BAH GAWD! Eskimo just kicked out of the Jailbreak! Jailbait starts to throw a tantrum, stomping the mat and swearing wildly. He sees Clarissa on the outside and yells something to her in Spanish. She looks reluctant, but stands….takes the chair she was perched on….and, walking past the still recovering cops, slides it into the ring. JR Oh no! What kind of sickness does Jailbait have planned? JESSE It's no DQ, its all legal Jim Ross! Jailbait raises the chair and CRACK! Slams Eskimo over the head with it! Again! Again! Jailbait is picking up a frenzy when suddenly someone catches the chair on another back swing! Jailbait turns around, furious, and sees- JR BAH GAWD, CLARISSA STOPPED THE ATTACK! JESSE Has she gone insane?! Jailbait looks at his girl in disbelief. Clarissa is shaking her head, tearful. Jailbait SHOVES her to the mat and covers Eskimo: ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-KICKOUT! JR Clarissa saved Eskimo! A few more of those chair shots and that would have been three! Eskimo is fighting for his career, his life! He doesn't deserve to go to jail! We all know that now, even Clarissa! Especially Clarissa! Enough was finally enough for her! C'mon Eskimo! JESSE She just turned her back on her man! How could she! Jailbait's face is a mask of anger and frustration. He watches Clarissa slide out of the ring with the chair, and sneers. With Eskimo still prone on the mat, Jailbait is easily able to drag him into a corner, and head up top. The crowd heat rises as he stands aloft and flips off everyone watching, drawing massive boos and jeers as he does so. Jailbait prepares himself and leap through the air, looking to crush Eskimo with a frog splash…. Eskimo rolls aside! Jailbait eats canvas! The crowd erupts again for Eskie! Both men are down, and the crowd starts up a chant: "ESK-I-MO! ESK-I-MO!" And it's the Inuit who is pulling himself up. Jailbait uses the ropes to hoist himself vertical also, and suddenly turns and CHARGES at Eskimo, who meets him with a kick to the stomach! Jailbait is doubled over, and Eskimo places his head between his legs! Eskimo swings him into the air, cradles the leg and DETONATES his head onto the mat with the Ice Breaker! HUGE cheers! The cover! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEE! NO!!!!!! JR BAH GAWD! JAILBAIT KICKED OUT! JESSE This isn't just any match, Jim Ross -- the loser will lose his liberty! That kind of motivation can inspire anything! The crowd is SHOCKED by Jailbait's escape! Eskimo shakes his head, but moves away from his opponent and starts to climb to the top in the nearest corner. With flashbulbs popping, Eskimo raises his right arm briefly and then LEAPS forward with a diving headbutt! Eskimo flies ¾ the length of the ring and his head EXPLODES onto Jailbait's! The impact has both men down for a few seconds before Eskimo rolls over and drapes an arm: ONE! TWO! THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE----- KICKOUT! JESSE Look at the fight in this man! JR We've gone nearly 20 minutes into this match and both men have given it everything….one of them needs something superhuman to end this…who will it be? Eskimo crawls away from Jailbait, shaking his head and panting. Jailbait is trying to get up but is clearly out of it. The Inuit rests on the ropes as Jailbait staggers up….and Eskimo charges at Jailbait with a Penguin Kick….that misses! Jailbait ducks and comes up behind Eskimo, grabbing his head in a sleeper and dropping to the mat, crunching Eskimo's head with a Flashback! Jailbait ignores the option of a cover and gathers Eskimo up and in for another Jailbreak! But Eskimo rolls out of it, grabs Jailbait by the head and delivers his own Jailbreak! The cover! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! KICKOUT! Eskimo ignores the failure and gets to his feet….brings Jailbait with him…but out of nowhere Jailbait drags him into a Frostbite Facelock! Eskimo struggles in the hold, shouting in pain, as Jailbait maniacally wrenches back the hold….Jailbait rocks back and forth to gain extra leverage….and his grip loosens! Eskimo rolls forward and free! Jailbait charges after him! Eskimo swings him down to the mat and the Frostbite Facelock with which he has won so many OAOAST matches! Jailbait is wriggling to escape, so Eskimo slams his forearm into his back and head, then re-applies the hold! The crowd starts up another chant: TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! Jailbait's arm is wavering! JR TAP YOU GAWDAMN BITCH! JESSE COUNTER! COUNTER! CROWD TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! Derek the Fish ROARS Eskimo on! Clarissa claps! Jailbait's arm falls! Our official checks on him, raising the arm….it falls! The ref raises the arm a second time….. It falls! A third time….. IT FALLS!!! * DING DING DING * RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentleman, here is your winner……MYSTERY ESSSSKIIIIMOOOOO!!! Eskimo gives the hold a last pull before slipping off and rolling away. Derek and Clarissa run into the ring and help him up. Eskimo's legs are shaky after the war he's just been through. The cops start to slowly step into the ring, forming a circle around the unconscious Jailbait. Without a word, they handcuff him and drag him out of the ring to HUGE cheers from the crowd. Eskimo waves to the fans as he is helped out by Clarissa, earning a huge ovation. JR BAH GAWD! WHAT A MATCH! Jailbait had to be knocked out to lose! I hate everything about that man, but what a performance he put in tonight! JESSE It's just a shame we're losing a fine athlete from the OAOAST, Jim Ross! JR But look at Eskimo! His 3 months nightmare is over! He can be a wrestler again! What an evening for Eskimo! What an evening for truth and justice! God bless you, Eskimo! Edited August 31, 2003 by ShooterJay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2003 (edited) We see Bizarro backstage in the hallways of the ship. He looks a little worried as he dials his cell phone. He starts to become more frustrated as he walks up to a crew member. BIZARRO I can't get a damn signal on this phone! CREW MEMBER Sorry sir, but you won't be able to get a signal out here. BIZARRO Well then have you seen an old man with white hair sitting in a wheelchair around here? CREW MEMBER No sir. He must have not made it onto the ship before we left port. BIZARRO What!? This can't be happening! Is there some way I can communicate with the mainland? CREW MEMBER You're not allowed to use the ships radio unless it's an emergency. BIZARRO This is an emergency!! My Father was supposed to be here! You worthless…..Village People reject!! Bizarro walks off as the crew member cracks a smile at Bizarro's strange insult. FADE TO BLACK Tonight the story is born… Tonight the story is new… Tonight the story is real… Tonight the story is true… You will feel her story… The falsehoods perish… My story to her is now… The truth revealed… Truth comes to all of us… In many different forms… But all are simple to obtain… You just need to see that… Knowledge is a truth of one's surroundings... Wisdom is a truth of one's experiences… Thought is a truth of one's idealisms… Sense is a truth of one's life… Knowledge grants you wisdom… Wisdom grants you thoughts… Thought grants you sense… Sense grants you life… Can't you see… Can't you feel… Can't you hear... Oh, but you can… The knowledge of what it is like to lose a loved one… The wisdom that all people fade into the shadow… The thought of how much they changed you… The senses they brought to life with you… …ah, how does this tie into truth you ask? The truth is this: life… And I shall reveal the truth to you. And I shall bring the truth to life. You will see… Edited September 1, 2003 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 * DING DING DING * RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the OaOast World Tag Team championships! "California Love!" The crowd (mostly the HD fans) gets to its feet as Parka, Knight and Eddy walk down the aisle to the ring. COLE Apparently there is some arcane Navy/Air Force rule that forbids Caminos on aircraft carriers, so the Machines will have to walk. RING ANNOUNCER Introducing first, the challengers. Accompanied to the ring by Eddy Kalm, at a total combined weight of 485 pounds, Parka, Peter Knight, the Dreeeeeaaaaaaammm Machiiiiiiines! The Machines slide into the ring and hit the corners, awash in flashbulbs from the crowd. They stand in the center and loosen up while Parka flexes his back a bit. COACH That back could be the X-factor in this one. Parka has to know that, but the question is, is he so focused on regaining the titles that he doesn't care if it possibly means the end of his career to do it? The music fades and Get on Top starts a few seconds later. The IZ fans get their turn to cheer as Shocker and Shooter Jay, holding their belts high, make their way down the aisle, getting high fives from some of the sailors. RING ANNOUNCER And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 423 pounds; they are the OaOast World Tag team champions, Shooter Jay and Shocker, Featured Aaaaaaaaaatraction! FA hops onto the turnbuckles and salutes the sailors. As they get down, the Machines are right in their faces. Shooter and Shocker point to their belts and say "these aren't going anywhere." The ref manages to break the argument up and retrieve the belts, holding them high for all to see before handing them off to the timekeeper. Both teams head to their corners to talk strategy. COLE This rivalry has only been going on for about a month or so, but these two teams are already to tear each other apart. COACH It's the tag titles, Cole, that's what this is all about. FA finish their chat and Shooter steps to the apron, but in the other corner, the Machines seem to be arguing a little. Parka points to Knight and then the corner, but Knight emphatically shakes his head no and slaps his own back. COACH I think Parka wants to start this match, but Knight is concerned about Parka's back. Parka pleads his case for a few more seconds and Knight finally relents, stepping out to the apron. Parka slaps his forearms and circles around the ring, finally locking up with Shocker. They jockey for position around the ring until Shocker gets Parka to the corner, breaking as the ref counts to 3. Both men stare at each other and Parka approaches for another lockup, but drops down at the last second and grabs Shocker's leg, sending him to the mat, but Shocker gets his feet onto Parka's chest and pushes him back to the corner. Shocker gets up and charges, but Parka drops down again and legsweeps him facefirst into the middle turnbuckle, following up with a HARD kick to the stomach which draws an "ohhhh" from the crowd. Parka gets him to his feet and whips Shocker into the FA corner, motioning that he wants Shooter tagged in. COLE This is interesting; Parka wants a go with Jay it seems. Shocker looks at Jay, looks at Parka, and then points to himself. COACH But Shocker wants Parka instead. They lockup once more and Parka gets control, backing Shocker into the corner and driving his shoulder into the ribs a few times. Parka goes for a whip, but Shocker reverses, sending Parka hard back-first into the corner. Shocker follows up with a clothesline and tags in Shooter, who with Shocker whips Parka into the ropes and gets a back body drop. COLE As we figured, Featured Attraction is zeroing in on the back of Parka. If they stay on it, this one won't last long. Shooter rolls Parka onto his back and pulls him up by the chin, grinding his knee into the back. Parka grunts in pain as Shooter pulls back more and more. The ref asks Parka if he wants to quit, but Parka yells "NO!" through the pain. Shooter breaks and drops a knee on the back before going back to the hold. Shooter keeps the pressure on and Parka reaches his hands back, grabbing Shooter's hair to try to get a break, but the ref warns him. Parka keeps reaching and manages to get a hold of his head, thumbing both eyes to force a break. The ref warns Parka again, this time threatening a DQ, but Parka just gets to his feet, holding his back and stumbles to his corner for a tag to Knight. Knight gets Shooter to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but Shooter ducks a clothesline and nails Knight with a back heel kick. Shooter sends Knight into the FA corner and tags his partner. Both men send Knight into the ropes and shoulder him down with Shocker making the cover. 1….2…..kickout. Shocker picks Knight up in a spinebuster position, but instead backs to the corner and drops him facefirst onto the turnbuckle. Shocker backs up a few steps and charges with a dropkick to Knight's back, rolling him up as he staggers backwards from the recoil. 1…..2…. Parka slips in and boots Shocker to break which draws in Shooter, but the ref gets in his path, which allows Knight to low blow Shocker to regain control. COLE Well, that ain't kosher, Coach. COACH Hey, you do what you have to do to succeed. COLE Like you tried to do with that interview with Crystal last week? COACH …… Knight sends Shocker into the corner and lays the boots in before tagging Parka, who joins Knight in stomping on Shocker. The ref pulls Knight off and orders him to the outside. Parka lays in some right hands and sends Shocker to the ropes, hitting a reverse elbow and following that up with a big legdrop. He covers: 1….2…..kickout. Parka dropkicks him down and drags him towards the corner. He climbs to the top and plays to the crowd a bit COLE Parka better hurry and stop trying to get the fans behind him here. Parka leaps for a senton, but Shocker rolls out of the way and Parka lands flat on his back, screaming in pain. COACH Oh, that won't help that back any. A very dumb move there. Shocker and Shooter tag in and out and take turns working the back. Shocker rams Parka into the turnbuckles a few times and locks in a Boston crab. Parka manages to make the ropes, but when he charges at Shocker after he gets back up, Shocker backdrops him over the top rope all the way to the floor. Shocker rams his back into the apron a few times and rolls him back into the ring, slamming him to the mat and tagging in Shooter, who comes in and locks in a bow and arrow in the middle of the ring. COACH Oh man, Parka's got nowhere to go here. Knight and Eddy yell encouragement at Parka and try to get the crowd to clap along. Parka does not quit but cannot break the hold or reach the ropes, so Knight comes in and stomps Shooter to break the hold, which draws Shocker in. The two argue with the ref keeping them apart and the ref manages to get them back to their corners. Meanwhile, Shooter goes for a back suplex, but Parka manages to get free and suplex Jay himself. Both men are down and the ref starts the count: 1…..2…..3…..4…..5….Parka crawls towards Knight, who is reaching out as far as he is able to….6…..7….Parka makes the tag to Knight!! Knight comes in and prevents a Shooter tag, grabbing his leg and dragging him to the center of the ring. Shooter hops on one leg and swings, but Knight ducks and hits a Falcon Arrow!! The pin: 1….2….NO! Shocker breaks up the pin and Parka comes in to brawl with him for a bit. Shooter forearms him in the back. Shocker and Shooter team up to clothesline Parka to the floor, but suddenly Knight spins Shooter around and hoists him onto his shoulders! COACH Uh-oh, here we go, Cole! Knight goes for the Knightmare, but Shooter spins away and lands behind Knight. Shooter grabs him in a half-nelson and suplexes Knight, sending him backwards, landing on his face. COLE THE FORESHADOW!!! Knight landed right on his head!!! This one's over!!!! Here's the cover. 1…..2…...3…...no!!! Parka breaks up the cover at the LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!! Shocker comes in to dispose of Parka, sending him to the outside and following him out. Parka and Shocker brawl on the floor while Shooter slaps the ropes in frustration. He stalks Knight, waiting for him to get up. Knight struggles to his feet, still woozy from the suplex. He grabs the ropes for support and gets to his knees. SHOOTER COME ON!! Shooter shakes his left leg a bit, loosening it up and signaling to the crowd what is to come. Sure enough when Knight gets to his feet and turns around, Shooter takes a few steps towards him and BLASTS Knight with a superkick, the SMACK being picked up by Coach and Cole's mikes. COACH Oh, whatta kick. I think I just saw 4 of Knight's teeth fly off the deck and into the sea. COLE Here's the cover: 1…….2…….3………NO!!!! KNIGHT BARELY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Meanwhile on the outside, Parka is about to be whipped into the steps, but he reverses momentum and sends Shocker tumbling over the barrier and into the crowd. Shooter sees Parka alone and tries to take advantage, bouncing off the ropes and hopping onto the top rope above Parka, but Knight quickly lunges at the ropes, crotching Shooter on it. Parka slowly climbs up to the apron, favoring his back much more now and climbs to the top. COLE Wha….what's Parka doing? Parka steadies himself on top and steps lightly onto the rope; he quickly puts one foot in front of the other approaching Shooter. When he gets there, Parka does a small hop, hooks Shooter's head with his legs and hurricanrana's Jay to the mat!!! COLE WHAT A MOVE BY PARKA!!! Even with his back, Parka puts his own safety at risk to get those tag titles. Knight covers. 1…..2…….NO!!!! Shooter got his shoulder up!!! Knight goes to get Shooter to his feet; Shooter sweeps Knight's legs out from under him and nails Parka with a Shining Black!! Shooter goes for the same on Knight, but Knight gets very low and Shooter winds up on his shoulders!!! The crowd gets to its feet as Knight spins him over and hits the Knightmare!!!!! COLE KNIGHTMARE!!!! KNIGHTMARE!!!! Here's the cover: 1…..2…….3!!!! IT'S OVER!!! * DING DING DING * COLE (CONT'D) The Dream Machines are champions once again!!! What a match this was!! Knight thrusts his arms into the air as Eddy slides into the ring and checks on Parka. RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, and NEWWW OaOast World tag team champions, the Dreeeeeam Machiiiiiiiines!! Eddy helps Parka to his feet as Knight receives the belts from the referee. He puts one on Parka's shoulder and puts the other on his own. With Eddy assisting, Parka and Knight get their hands raised as the flashbulbs pop. Knight climbs to the middle turnbuckle, holding his belt high while Parka stays in the ring with Eddy and holds his belt up. Shooter lets out a heavy sigh while sitting in the corner and Shocker makes his way back into the ring. Shooter gets to his feet and shares a few words with Shocker before approaching the new champs. The crowd goes quiet as the four men stare each other down. Shooter nods his head and extends his hand to Parka, while Shooter does the same to Knight. The DMs accept the handshakes to a roar of approval from the crowd. All four men embrace and raise each other's hands while California Love blasts over the speakers. COLE Just like the Machines did when they lost the titles, Featured Attraction congratulates the new champs. A great display of sportsmanship by Shooter and Shocker to finish a great match. All four men, along with Eddy, leave the ring slapping the hands of the fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 'The Memory Remains' by Metallica plays... Fortune, Fame Clip Of Caboose and Popick celebrating together. Mirror Vain Caboose staring into the mirror and Popick trying to calm him down. Gone insane Popick breaking down and ceasing to be BPP. But the memory remains Caboose being 'killed off' by Sandman because of Popick. Heavy rings on fingers wave Caboose pointing his Cricket Bat at Joseph. Another star denies the grave Caboose returning when thought dead. See the nowhere crowd Crowd cheering. Cry the nowhere cheers of honor April 2002, Caboose attacking BPP with the aWo. Like twisted vines that grow May 2002, Joseph forming the Deadly Alliance. Hide and swallow mansions whole June 2002, Caboose joining the Dadly Alliance. In light of an already faded prima donna August 2002, Caboose being retired as Joseph lies in hospital. Fortune, fame Caboose winning the OAOAST World Title. Mirror vain Caboose smashing the mirror in paranoia. Gone insane... Caboose attacking random people. Fortune, fame Popick winning the North American title. Mirror vain Joseph being jealous of Zack's popularity. Gone insane... Joseph going to extreme lengths to beat Zack. But the memory remains Caboose attacking Joseph upon his return. Heavy rings hold cigarettes, September 2002, Popick returns to cheers of crowd. Up to lips that time forgets October 2002, aWo returns and Popick stands up to them. While the Hollywood sun sets Behind your back Novemeber 2002, Popick announces the return of Caboose. And can't the band play on, Just listen, they play my song December 2002, Caboose returns. Ash to ash Dust to dust Fade to black January 2003, Caboose is killed off. Fortune, fame Februaray 2003, Popick fighting for the OAOAST. Mirror vain March 2003, aWo are defeated. Gone insane... April 2003, Popick loses to Zack. Fortune, fame Zack holding OAOAST Title. Mirror vain Popick changing to Stephen Joseph. Gone insane... Joseph psychotically chasing Zack. Dance little tin goddess Joseph and the Trinity causing hell. Nananananana nananada nananananana nanananadana Flashes of Caboose over clips of Jospeh fighting Zack. Nananananana nananada nananananana nanananadana Flashes of Caboose over clips of Joseph fighting Zack. Drift away May 2003, Joseph beating Zack down. Fade away The Lights go out Little tin goddess Caboose returns! Ash to ash Caboose vows revenge on Joseph. Dust to dust Joseph vows to destroy Caboose. Fade to black Screen goes black. Fortune, fame June 2003, Caboose fighting various people[/i] Mirror vain July 2003, Joseph fighting various people. Gone insane... August 2003, Caboose attacking Tim Moysey and Damian Gonzalez. Fortune, fame Caboose challenging Joseph. Mirror vain Caboose blankly staring into a mirror. Gone insane... Caboose psychotically chasing Joseph. But the memory remains Flashback to Caboose kicking Popick out of the aWo. Ash to ash Flashback to Popick and Caboose clebrating in the Deadly Alliance. Dust to dust Flashback to Caboose retirng and Popick in Hospital. Fade to black... Caboose returning to help Popick against the aWo. But the memory remains Caboose being 'killed off by Popick. Faded prima donna Joseph defeated by Zack. Dance little tin goddess dance Various clips of Popick/Joseph and Caboose attacking each other. Nananananana nananada nanananana nanananadana Joseph standing defiantly. Nananananana nananada nanananana nanananadana Caboose standing bloody and pointing his Cricket Bat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 (edited) COLE Fans…here it is…one of the most anticipated matches the OAOAST has to offer… COACH Crystal vs. Candie in a Nightgown Pillow Fight?! COLE …one of the most anticipated REAL matches on this show… COACH Dammit. COLE It's Mad Matt, the current OAOAST X Title #1 Contender…against the psychotic Ragdoll…for the OAOAST X Title… CUE: "Higher" by Creed RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentlemen…the next match…is scheduled for ONE fall…and is a NO DIS-qualification match for the OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from Peoria, Illinois…He is the #1 Contender to the OAOAST X Title…MAD…MAAAAATTT! The fans and Navy men erupt as Mad Matt steps out from behind the curtain. He smiles slightly as the fans chant "MATT! MATT! MATT!" The Peoria native slides slowly into the ring before walking over to the farthest corner. He sits slowly and watches the entranceway, his eyes never leaving the curtain. COLE Fans…you can just sense the tension here tonight…Mad Matt has been waiting for so long to get his hands on Ragdoll…he has been waiting for two and a half months for his shot at the X Title…he went through intense physical therapy to get back into the ring as quickly as he could…tonight, here on the USS Rowley…he finally gets his chance…God, I can't wait! CUE: "Deceptacon" by Le Tigre The fans erupt in a chorus of boos as the X Champion, The King of New School~!, Ragdoll, steps out from behind the curtain, accompanied, as always, by the lovely Melanie. Ragdoll's black shirt reads "FUCK THE NAVY" in big white letters, causing an even bigger response from the crowd. RING ANNOUNCER Entering second…from Las Vegas, Nevada…he is the current OAOAST X Champion…The King of New School…RAAAAGDOOLLL! Ragdoll slowly slides into the ring, causing Mad Matt to feint an attack. The ref, however, holds him back. Ragdoll smiles slightly as he hands the X Title to Melanie, who then hands it to the ref. The ref quickly raises the X Title belt over his head, showing the fans and Mad Matt. Ragdoll pulls on the top rope, stretching his arms, as Mad Matt cracks his neck. COLE Oh, I cannot wait for that bell to ring…Mad Matt has been waiting for this for so long… * DING DING DING * COLE AND THIS MATCH is underway! The fans erupt as Mad Matt rushes forward…WHAM! Ragdoll gets driven into the corner, causing the air to rush from his lungs. The fans cheers grow louder as Mad Matt delivers lightning fast stomps to the chest of Ragdoll, who is desperately trying to catch his breath. Mad Matt's stomps increase in numbers…WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Mad Matt finally stops, having delivered sixteen brutal stomps to the chest of Ragdoll! Mad Matt quickly grabs the Las Vegas Phenom by his greasy hair and pulls him up to a standing position…WHACK! FANS WHOOOOO! …WHACK! FANS WHOOOOOOOO!!! …WHACK!! FANS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Mad Matt smiles a sadistic smile as Ragdoll covers his chest, trying to protect himself from anymore brutal chops. Mad Matt grabs Ragdoll by the wrist and whips him towards the opposite corner. Ragdoll, having the right amount of ring knowledge, puts his foot up onto the second turnbuckle, stopping himself. He quickly turns to the running Mad Matt…WHAM! Mad Matt collapses to the mat, clutching the back of his head! COLE What a HORRENDOUS clothesline by Ragdoll! COACH Capitalize, Rags! Go for a cover! Ragdoll slowly stands up, still clutching his chest from the chops, and picks up Mad Matt. Ragdoll quickly whips him into the ropes. Matt rebounds…WHAM CRASH! Mad Matt once again clutches the back of his head, this time courtesy of a vicious back elbow! Ragdoll makes the first cover of the match 1… 2… No! Mad Matt kicks out! Ragdoll smiles slightly as he stands and stomps Matt once…twice…three times, before rolling quickly out of the ring and walking over towards Finkel. Ragdoll makes an "Out of the way" motion with his hand before grabbing the now empty chair. He slowly folds it back up and raises it high above his head, causing the fans to deliver a MIXED REACTION!~ Ragdoll smiles as he slowly slides into the ring, seeing Mad Matt just beginning to get up. Ragdoll raises the chair high…WHACK! Mad Matt clutches his back as the fans groan…WHACK! Mad Matt once again clutches his back, now trying to roll to the outside…WHACK!! The fans and Mad Matt groan again…WHACK!! The fourth shot is the last for Matt, who quickly slides out of the ring, clutching his back in pain. COLE That Ragdoll is just plain vicious…Four absolutely brutal chair shots to the small of the back on Mad Matt! COACH Ragdoll is the King of New School, Mike! And New School involves a LOT of chairs… COLE …What?… COACH Don't worry about it. Mad Matt slowly gets to his feet as Ragdoll unfolds the chair in the middle of the ring, before sitting down on it. He slowly pulls out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, then his solid gold Zippo lighter, and lights it up, causing the fans to boo. Matt looks at him furiously, causing Ragdoll to make a "Come on" motion with his hand. Mad Matt snarls…and slides back into the ring! He rushes forward, but Ragdoll quickly gets up before dropping back down, locking Mad Matt's ankle between his own…WHAM! The fans groan as Mad Matt clutches his nose and rolls around the ring in pain as Ragdoll stands slowly, smiling through his cigarette. COLE DROP-TOE-HOLD ONTO THE CHAIR! THE SPEED OF RAGDOLL IS INCREDIBLE! COACH THAT'S why he's the X Champion, Mitchell! He's incredible! Mad Matt slowly stands and moves his hands from his face, revealing a large gash on his forehead. The blood trickles down his face at a tremendous speed. Within seconds, his face is damn near covered in blood. COLE Mad Matt has been split open! COACH He's wearing the crimson mask, Mike! Ragdoll slowly turns to Matt and smiles as he sees the blood, his eyes now becoming large. Ragdoll quickly moves forward, picking up the chair as he goes. He folds it back up…and throws it at Mad Matt…CRASH! Matt barely got his hands up to protect himself, but Ragdoll attacks! The stomps come at a lightning fast pace, causing Matt to fall to the bottom turnbuckle, curling up into a ball, trying to protect his chest and face. Ragdoll's stomps do not stop for another thirty seconds, before Ragdoll slowly backs up and calls to Melanie for the "stick." She nods and hands him…The Singapore Cane! Mad Matt slowly gets to his feet, still feeling the effects of the dizzying stomps and brain scrambling drop-toe-hold. Ragdoll turns his head slightly as Matt makes his way slowly towards him…Ragdoll turns quickly!…WHOOSH! Ragdoll misses! Mad Matt stepped out of the way!…WHAM! Ragdoll goes down from a hellacious spear! The fans erupt as Mad Matt, still slightly disoriented, falls down beside his enemy! Both men are down, but the ref doesn't count! The match is No DQ! COLE That spear took out Ragdoll, but Mad Matt is still feeling the effects of the beating! COACH Wow…observant… Ragdoll, oddly enough, is the first one up. He slowly picks up the Singapore Cane as Mad Matt gets to his knees…WHACK! Mad Matt clutches his bloody head and falls forward as the fans groan. Ragdoll slowly drops the Cane and drops to his knees, flipping Matt over onto his back. Ragdoll makes a non-chalant cover… 1… 2…. NO! Mad Matt kicks out at 2 and 1/4! Ragdoll slowly gets back up to his knees and glares at the ref, who holds up two fingers. Ragdoll shakes his head before grabbing Mad Matt by the hair and picking him back up to his knees. Ragdoll stands and walks to the opposite corner…and begins slapping his knee, signaling for the Devil Doll! COLE Oh no! COACH The end is near, Mike! Ragdoll starts to run…WHAM!! The fans erupt as Mad Matt tackles Ragdoll and delivers blistering right hands to his face! Ragdoll, instinctively, puts his arms over his face, trying to block the punches, but Mad Matt quickly focuses his attention to the ribs of Ragdoll! Ragdoll screams in pain as Matt continues to deliver right hands to the ribs. Ragdoll thinks quickly, and drives his thumbs into the eyes of Mad Matt! Mad Matt screams in pain, but the punches do not stop! Ragdoll continues to gouge, but Mad Matt will not stop! Ragdoll finally pulls his hands away from Matt…WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Three punches to the face rock Mad Matt, sending the young Peoria native stomach-first to the mat. Ragdoll clutches his ribs as he climbs onto the back of Mad Matt and puts two fingers into the side of his mouth…RAGDOLL IS FISH-HOOKING MAD MATT! The fans start to boo as Mad Matt screams in pain! Ragdoll's eyes exude hatred! COLE My GOD! Ragdoll has completely lost it! Ragdoll is fish-hooking Mad Matt! COACH …Even that's too much for me! Mad Matt slowly reaches out for the Singapore Cane, which is lying just four feet from him…The fans start to chant "MAD MATT! *clapclapclap* MAD MATT! *clapclapclap*" Ragdoll increases the pressure, causing Matt to scream slightly…but he reaches the cane! The fans erupt as Mad Matt swings blindly behind him…WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! Three cane shots are enough to knock off Ragdoll, who falls backwards clutching his head. Mad Matt slowly stands up, a thick trickle of blood coming down from his mouth, and turns to Ragdoll, who is slowly getting to his knees. Ragdoll pivots on his knee slightly…WHACK! The fans erupt as Ragdoll slowly falls backwards, his eyes glazed over like donuts, courtesy of the baseball style swing from the now broken in half Singapore Cane! COLE MY GOD! Did you see that, Coach?! COACH I saw it…Ragdoll is DEAD! Mad Matt smiles wickedly as he tosses the broken Cane into the crowd, causing a frenzy for it. Matt slowly grabs Ragdoll by the hair and picks him up. Ragdoll is now wearing the Crimson mask as well. Matt slowly twists Ragdoll around…INTO A REVERSE DDT POSITION! COLE SHADOW OF MADNESS COMING UP! Cole is right! Mad Matt quickly lifts Ragdoll up…WHAM! The fans erupt as Ragdoll's head bounces off the mat! Mad Matt is quick to make the cover! It's over! 1!!! 2!!!! 3!!!!!NO!~ The fans boo as Melanie pulls Mad Matt off of her boyfriend and out of the ring! COLE MELANIE JUST COST MAD MATT THE X TITLE! THAT BITCH! Mad Matt's eyes are filled with rage as Melanie starts to mouth off to him…WHACK! Matt clutches his face as Melanie delivers a vicious slap to his face! The fans "ooooo" as Matt turns back to her, an evil look in his eyes. Melanie starts to walk backwards slowly as Matt stalks towards her. Melanie, seeing that she is in trouble, darts off around the ring, but Mad Matt is in hot pursuit! The fans suddenly erupt as the curtain flies open… COLE IT'S JOSIE! JOSIE!~ runs to the ring and slides in just as Melanie does! Melanie, looking behind her, suddenly runs into Josie's legs. Melanie looks up as Mad Matt slides in behind her…WHAM!! Mad Matt falls to the mat, clutching his head! COLE WHAT THE HELL?! JOSIE JUST CLOCKED MAD MATT WITH THAT LEAD PIPE! COACH WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! The fans boo as Mad Matt starts to stir slightly, just as Josie slides out of the ring! The ref moves towards him and looks at his eyes…Mad Matt, using all the adrenaline he can, tries to get to his feet…but collapses in the middle of the ring in a pool of his own blood! The ref shakes his head, seeing Ragdoll also lying motionless in the corner…and motions for Ring Announcer to come towards the ring! COLE I…I…I don't believe it! Josie…Josie just cracked Mad Matt's skull with that lead pipe! COACH …wha…Why?! The Ring Announcer nods as the ref moves back into the middle of the ring… RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentlemen…at this time, the referee in charge of the match…will administer a TEN COUNT…the first man to get to his feet will be declared the winner by default! COLE WHAT?! The ref looks at both men, who are still lying motionless… 1… 2…. 3…. 4…. The fans count along… 5…. Melanie rushes over to Ragdoll and starts to pick him up slightly… 6…. Melanie has got Ragdoll to his knees… 7… 8… Ragdoll is now standing, the blood gushing from his head…his eyes are glazed completely over… 9… Ragdoll leans against the turnbuckle… 10! * DING DING DING * As the bell rings three times, Ragdoll collapses to the mat again…Finkel stands once again to make the final announcement… RING ANNOUNCER Your winner…by TKO…and STILL…OAOAST X CHAMPION…RAAAGDOOOLLL!! CUE: "Deceptacon" by Le Tigre The fans start to boo as Melanie grabs the X Title from the ref, who is trying to wake Mad Matt up, and hands the title to Ragdoll, who is now slightly awake. The two slowly roll out of the ring and make their way up the ramp, where Josie is still standing. Back in the ring, Mad Matt has woken up, but is still holding his head. The blood is still gushing from his forehead. COLE I…I am in SHOCK! Josie…the woman who HATES Ragdoll…just helped him RETAIN the X Title?! JOSIE…just screwed Mad Matt…I…I am in complete shock… COACH …Josie?!…What?!…J…JOSIE?!… Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow… It's all the same, yet is all not… Time still passes you by… Until such a moment… Possesses you utterly… Makes you weak of breath… Till you can no longer think… Of what is most important… To who you are… Not the shade the world sees… But rather the person you are… That person you fear… The most unscripted part of you… The most relentless part of you… The most sincere part of you… The most debase part of you… You may not be willing… To show the whole world… Who that person really is… For you can't handle… The truth. This person is the real you… And until you show the world… That this solemn truth of you… Then you will never understand… My story that I will write to her… The life I am living right now… This new chapter is to begin… And you will see my truth… This story has a beginning… This story has an ending… This story has you… This story has I… This story begins… Edited September 1, 2003 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 JR What a night it has been so far! JESSE Yeah thank goodness it hasn't rained. JR I was talking about the action in the ring. JESSE Oh yeah that too. JR Up next… CUE: Blackened JR Aw hell it's not time for his match yet! Why is he out here? JESSE It's time for the special edition of Bizarro World! He told me earlier he was going to do this! JR Oh gawd not that! Bizarro emerges from the curtain since the set up does not allow for his usual entrance. He walks to the ring with a somewhat concerned look on his face, but he still walks with a purpose. He then grabs a mic and steps into the ring. BIZARRO Tonight I have a special gift for all of you! Tonight I will interview Number 13 live via satellite! He has told me that, in front of all of you, he will admit that he is a pathetic loser once and for all! Now as you can all see Father is not here. There must have been a mix up and he missed the boat (the Navy men yell out "ship" to correct Bizarro) shut up! (The crowd boos) I will be okay because I can do this without him here. So let's fire up the satellite feed! The satellite feed starts up, but it's a little fuzzy. Sitting in a room is Blurricane, still in street clothes and without his costume that Father took away. BIZARRO Look at that! He can follow orders after all. How's it been being locked in that room all day waiting for this moment? BLURRICANE Kinda boring and I need to pee. (The crowd laughs) BIZARRO What the hell?? Who said you could crack a joke?? BLURRICANE Ummm…I was just told to sit here and answer the questions when I was asked. BIZARRO Are you getting smart with me?? BLURRICANE No. I don't understand what's going on here. BIZARRO What? You little bitch! Haven't you learned your place yet? You are only sitting there to tell the world that you are a pathetic loser! BLURRICANE What is this some sort of joke? I have work to get back to. And who put you in charge? BIZARRO You son of a bitch!! You are so dead! Has Father made it back to the house yet? If so you're so going to die! BLURRICANE I haven't seen Father since he had those visitors earlier today. Is that what this is about? BIZARRO Visitors?? No one knows where the house is so how can he have visitors? Number 13 you idiot! I will kill you personally! BLURRICANE Number 13?? I'm Number 10! BIZARRO (His eyes bulge out like a cartoon) Wh..wha……what!?!? You better be joking! BLURRICANE I'm not joking! One of the other servants told me to come in here and wait till I'm supposed to be interviewed. He said Father wanted me to. BIZARRO (He's now pulling at his hair) No!!! This isn't happening! Where is Number 13? Where is Father?? Suddenly the satellite feed cuts out. BIZARRO (looking like he's about to cry) Somebody fix that feed!!! Bizarro takes off running to the back. A cameraman follows him through the curtain to the gorilla position where Bizarro is arguing with someone. BIZARRO What do you mean you can't find the signal? OAOAST OFFICIAL There is no more signal coming from your house! You need to just calm down and get ready for you match. If you could give us the phone number to your house we can have one of the ship's crew call… BIZARRO No! I'm not giving out the number. I'm sure Father can fix this. I'll just go get ready for my match. Bizarro walks away while everyone looks confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 (edited) Cue: "Hate Me Now" by Nas RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City New York, weighing in at 225 pounds, REJECT! Reject stalks to the ring with a scowl on his face. He gets in the referee's face, putting the mouth to him. He heads over to his corner and flips off a fan in the crowd. JR Since License to Pin, Reject has taken on a new attitude. He's an angry and bitter man, pissed off that he's been passed over in favor of supposed "Golden Boy" Jay Darring. JESSE And he's absolutely right JR. Reject is a former OAOAST X champion, he deserves some respect around this place, respect that he hasn't been getting! The blue spotlights hit, illuminating "Shooter" Jay Darring and his valet Lauren Gellar as they head toward the ring. JR The officers here love "Shooter" Jay Darring for his "take no prisoners" attitude, but will it be enough to overcome Reject? JESSE He's already had one match tonight, losing the tag titles to the Dream Machines, not only may he be winded, that loss may be weighing on his mind. JR I'm sure after Reject cost him the World title this past week on IntenseZone, Jay is focused on nothing else other than tearing Reject apart. Jay enters the ring and stretches, Lauren whispering something in his ear. JESSE Probably telling him what the hourly rate is tonight. JR Will you stop?! * DING DING DING * Reject and Jay meet in the center of the ring. Reject is trashtalking Jay, but Jay is simply smiling through all of it. Finally, Reject breaks up the verbal festivities with a hard SLAP! Jay is unaffected, still smiling... And he UNLOADS with HARD forearms, staggering Reject back against the ropes. *THWACK* there's a chop, *THWACK* another one! Irish whip by Jay, he charges off the ropes himself and connects with a BIG leg lariat! Reject bails to the outside and slams his hand on the apron in frustration! JR Reject has gotta be on his game tonight, because Jay is gonna come at him hard and come at him fast. Reject turns around to see Lauren clapping her hands in approval. With a murderous glint in his eye, Reject menacingly walks toward the angelic blonde- but eats a foot to the face from a Jay baseball slide! Reject hits his head against the bulkhead! JESSE Dammit Reject, pull your head out of your ass, hurt him, kill him! Jay hits him with a couple more punches, and throws him back in the ring. Jay heads to the top, Reject staggers back to his feet- MISSILE DROPKICK CONNECTS! Reject drops like drops like he's been shot, there's a cover! 1! 2! QUICK KICKOUT! JR It's still too early in the match to take out an athlete like Reject, Jay better keep up the aggression! Jay picks up the fallen Reject, drops him with a front slam and heads to the top. JESSE He's going for too much high risk too soon, this could be a mistake! Jay perched on the top rope, steadying himself, it's moonsault time! NO! Reject SHOVES HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND HE FALLS INTO THE CROWD! JR MY GAWD, MY GAWD, DID YOU HEAR THAT CRASH! JESSE I've never heard a sweeter sound in my entire life! Reject smiles, and raises his arms in triumph. He heads to the outside, and drags the fallen former North American champion back to his feet. He grabs Jay by the back of the head, and SLAMS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE POLE! JR Jay's been busted open, he's a bloody mess, he's not moving! JESSE I KNEW Reject was going to be the one to get rid of that little bastard once and for all! Those chairshots from Orion knocked some good sense into him! Reject throws the apparently unconscious Jay back into the ring and makes a cover! 1! 2! KICKOUT! JESSE What the hell? JR Darring is tough like a two-dollar steak, he'll beat you through sheer willpower. JESSE Come on Reject, pull out some of that patented gangsta driveby shizite! Reject picks up Jay, irish whip, Jay somehow ducks a spinkick, he comes off the ropes again, catches an attempted boot to the gut- NO! ENZIGUIRI RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Jay collapses! JESSE He might have knocked him out right there! Cover him now! 1! 2! 2.9999! JR What can put "Shooter" Jay Darring away? JESSE Reject's gotta have a piece on him or something! Use it, use it! Reject: "THAT WAS THREE!" Visibly pissed off, Reject heads to the ropes- springs up- SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT HITS! Another cover! 1! 2! NO DICE! SHOULDER UP! JR Jay is fighting through everything Reject is throwing at him! Reject slams his fist in the mat and frustration, but he looks out at the crowd and it looks like an idea has dawned on him. He heads to the outside and he grabs a chair. JESSE Oh here we go, he's looking for the 2-1-2, the move that took out Jay at License to Pin! This'll finish him for sure! Jay is very...very...slowly getting to his feet. Reject's got the chair in the ring, smiling in anticipation of his strike. Jay turns around.... "Hey Jay, catch!" He throws the chair - Jay moves out of the way! JR About damn time somebody figured that out! His plan foiled, Reject charges with a clothesline- DUCKED! STIFF~! Superkick nails Reject right in the face! Both men hit the ground! The referee administers the count! 1! 2! 3! No signs of life! 4! 5! 6! Reject and Jay starting turning over to their stomachs, getting to one knee.... 7! 8! Both guys are up. Reject wildly tries a punch- blocked! Reject eats a STIFF~! forearm to the face for his troubles! Reject is staggered, and then DROPPED by a Roaring Elbow! JR Jay Darring has come alive! "COME ON!" Jay quickly grabs Reject's arm and irish whips him in, no reversed by Reject. Reject is ready to strike- BUT TAKES A LIGHTNING-FAST YAKUZA KICK RIGHT IN THE FACE! Jay keeps running, heads to the turnbuckles, springs to the second rope- and HITS THE TUMBLEWEED! JR What a brilliant sequence of moves by Jay! There'a cover, he's got him! 1! 2! KICKOUT! JR I think that was done on instinct Jesse, he got decapitated by that Yakuza Kick! JESSE Oh, so when Jay kicks out he's tough, but when Reject kicks out it's "lucky" or "on instinct?" Show some objectivity JR. Reject is every bit as tough as Jay! Jay quickly picks up Reject, boots him in the stomach, gets him in a vertical suplex position- pumps it twice, then SPIKES HIM RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! JR He hit the best damn brainbuster in North America, and it looks like he's going for the killshot right now! Jay makes the slow throat-cut gesture, and heads to the top rope once again. JR Looks like he's going for that Diving Headbutt Jesse, that's how he won the tag titles! WAIT A SECOND, somebody's come in through the crowd! He jumps the rail, and crotches Jay on the top rope! JR WHO THE HELL IS THAT? JESSE He's definitely not a naval officer- he sorta looks like Jay! What happen to the "airtight" military security we were promised? JR I don't think Jay even saw him! Wait a second, Reject is back up! The unidentified man has run back through the crowd, being chased by security. Jay tries to steady himself back on the top rope, but takes a punch to the gut from Reject! Reject grabs Jay's head- THERE'S THE INSTANT REPLAY! JR INSTANT REPLAY! INSTANT REPLAY! JAY'S HEAD JUST SNAPPED BACK! IT'S GOTTA BE OVER! There's a cover! ONE! TWO! THRE-NO! FOOT ON THE ROPE! JESSE Dammit Dammit Dammit! Jay got lucky again! Instead of getting pissed this time, Reject quickly picks up the prone Jay, and sets him up for the Lethal Rejection! JESSE Oh yeah, here we go! He's got the leg hooked, he picks Jay up over his head... JESSE What a cheap shot! DISQUALIFY him ref! NO! Jay punches him right in the eye! Reject breaks the hold and Jay falls behind Reject. He grabs Reject's head from behind.... JR It could be Afterthought time! Jay's got Reject's head in the reverse-DDT position, he grab's Reject's right arm.... AND SPINS HIM! SPINS HIM, DROPPING HIM HARD ON HIS FACE! JESSE A NEW VERSION OF THE AFTERTHOUGHT! JR THAT'S GOTTA BE IT! 1! 2! 3!!!!!!!!!! RING ANNOUNCER: Your winner of the match, "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING! JR Jay gets the job done once again, still undefeated in singles competiton on Pay Per View! JESSE When is somebody finally going to take Jay out!? Can ANYBODY on IntenseZone beat this guy? JR An emphatic victory by the Shooter, he could very well be on his way to another shot at the World title with this impressive performance! Jay takes a microphone from the ring announcer and stands over the fallen Reject... "Hey Reject, not only did you just got made an Afterthought, you got "marked out" by the mainstream superstar. Deal with THAT Harsh Reality." Jay picks up Reject and throws him to the outside of the ring. JESSE He wouldn't... JR Oh, I think he would. Jay peels Reject off the floor, still dazed from the new Afterthought/Markout, he picks him up in an Electric Chair, AND SHOVES HIM OFF HIS SHOULDERS, INTO THE WATER 15 FEET BELOW! JR OH HELL YEAH! EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL! JESSE What an asshole, what a jerk Jay is, that was TOTALLY uncalled for! He should be fined, suspended, expelled for that! Jay's music plays as he and Lauren walk away from the ring with smiles on their faces. The OAOAST schooner (brought to you by Castrol GTX) fishes Reject out of the water as we await our next match. There was once a child… Who thought nothing more… Than life was his to live in… Without a care of his own… He lived his life sheltered… Not by anyone's command… Nor for any justified reason… His happiness was whole… Holding purity and innocence… Carrying dreams of heroism… Grasping ideals of romance… His happiness was brittle… Tormented for being different… Feared for his rare visions… Misunderstood by others… His happiness was cracked… His anger soon was hot… Their mocking fueling him… Feeding his hatred of others… His happiness was brittle… She saw what they did not… A man with complexity… That was truly unique… His happiness was soft… They became great friends… Devoted to each other… Caring for each other… His happiness was anew... At least so it would seem… It came as a shock to him… That she had passed away… She was taken from him… His happiness was shattered… The pain that he feels… Still haunts him today… Aching inside his heart… His happiness was gone… Edited September 1, 2003 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 (edited) 'Sabotage' hits and Axel runs through the crowd to make his way to ringside to a huge ovation. He looks focused, but there is something different about him. COLE This guy is as focused as ever, he is all business tonight for the final match in the Revolution Tournament. RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the final match in the Revolution Tournament! I have just been informed that there MUST be a winner, so there are NO DISQUALIFICATIONS AND NO COUNTOUTS! Introducing first, from Hobart, Tasmania, Australia, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds, the Dark one of the OAOAST, This Is AXEL! COLE What an announcement! No DQ, there must be a winner! 'Let Me Clear My Throat' hits and The Mad Cappa walks slowly down to the ring, staring at Axel. He then turns to the crowd and high fives a few spectators before entering the ring. HUGE Ovation here for Cappa. COLE This is an amazing story by Cappa, imagine what it would do if he can win the Revolution Tournament! RING ANNOUNCER Introducing the opponent, from Washington, DC, weighing in at One Hundred and Eighty Five pounds, THE MAD CAPPA! The two men stare at each other as the bell rings. They circle the ring and lock up. Cappa gets the advantage with a side headlock. Axel pushes Cappa into the ropes, and Cappa takes him down with a shoulder block. Cappa runs the ropes, Axel stays down, leapfrog by Axel, shoulder block by Axel. Axel runs the ropes and Cappa catches him with an armdrag into an arm ringer. Axel fights to his feet, Irish whips Cappa and takes him down with an armbar into an arm ringer. Cappa fights up this time and whips Axel into the ropes, Axel tips up over Cappa and kicks him in the midsection, Cappa runs towards Axel, armdrag by Axel, another armdrag by Axel, leg trip by Cappa, elbow by Cappa misses, leg drop by Axel misses, flip senton by Cappa misses, Japanese armdrag by Axel, Cappa goes for a hurricanrana but its countered into a sit-out powerbomb! 1… 2… No! Cappa reverses the pin, but gets a two, Axel reverses again, but only a 2, Cappa rolls through and gets a bridge, but only a two, Axel powers up into a backslide, but only a two. Both men get up quickly and have a stare-down. COLE What an exchange by these two men! The crowd loves this! COACH That is great by Axel and Cappa, and the fans appreciate it. They aren't taking advantage of the no DQ clause, they want this done in the ring! They lock up again and Axel forces Cappa into the corner. They break but a kick to the midsection by Axel. Irish whip on Cappa, into a Tilt a Whirl powerslam by Axel! Cover! 1… 2… No! COLE Axel gets a quick 2 early, he is starting off strong. Axel goes up top while Cappa gets up slowly. High Crossbody off the top by Axel! Cover! 1… 2… No! Cappa kicks out. Axel picks Cappa up again and gives him an Evenflow DDT. Axel goes up to and hits a Leg Drop! 1… 2… No! COACH Great resiliency by Cappa to kick out there. But he's in trouble Michael. COLE You're right there Coach, Cappa needs to hit a couple of big moves, or he's gone. Axel whips Cappa into the ropes. Cappa ducks a clothesline and hits a Crossbody! 1… 2… No! Axel powers out! Axel and Cappa both get up quickly and exchange right hands. Cappa CHOPS away on Axel into the corner, and then gives him an X-Factor! Cover! 1… 2… No! Cappa goes up top and measures Axel. Cappa hits a dropkick from the top rope! Axel gets up slowly, and Cappa hits a Reverse DDT! Cover on Axel! 1… 2… No! Axel gets a shoulder up. COLE Cappa is going to town on Axel! He is going to win this here! Cappa goes to the top and hits a top rope legdrop of his own on Axel! Cappa signals for the end! Axel gets up and Cappa hits him with the BUST A CAP! 1… 2… 3! NO!!! COACH AXEL KICKED OUT OF THE BUST A CAP! COLE Cappa can't believe it! He was a half a second away from winning the Revolution Trophy! Cappa signals for another Bust a Cap. Axel gets up and Cappa goes for it, but Axel pushes Cappa into the ropes and follows up with a Spinebuster! Both men are down! The crowd are cheering for them to get up! COLE What will happen if they can't continue? There must be winner in this bout! Both men make it to their feet! They exchange right hands, Cappa goes for the Irish whip, Axel reverses and hits another Spinebuster! Axel locks in the Axe Grinder! COLE Axe Grinder! Axe Grinder! This could all be over here! Cappa reaches for the ropes, and the crowd is behind him! Cappa makes it to the ropes! Axel releases the hold! COACH What great courage by Cappa! Axel picks Cappa up. Sitout Powerbomb by Axel! Cover! 1… 2… No! Axel picks Cappa up, and sets him up for a Death Valley Driver, but Cappa reverses! Cappa ducks a clothesline attempt, and hits THE IMPACT! Cover on Axel! 1… 2… No! Axel gets a shoulder up! COLE Cappa is mounting a comeback here Coach, the crowd are really mixed! COACH We have to go for Axel here Cole, we don't want the Revolution Trophy going to that *other* show! COLE Would you please try and be objective! Cappa picks Axel up and hits the Fall From Grace! Cappa goes up and hits a Side Swinging Moonsault! Cover! 1… 2… 3! NO!!! Axel barely gets a shoulder off the mat! Cappa picks Axel up and throws him to the outside. Cappa goes for an Irish whip, but Axel reverses and sends Cappa flying into the steel steps! Axel looks intense! Axel goes over to the announce table and throws away the monitors! Axel grabs Cappa and puts him on the announce table! COLE Axel has gone nuts here! This is the first instance of the no Disqualification clause! Axel gets back in the ring and goes up top! He plays the crowd, and then hits a HUGE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on Cappa! COLE Oh My God! Cappa might be broken in half! Axel and Cappa are both down, but Axel slowly gets to his feet first. Axel rolls Cappa back into the ring and gets a cover! 1… 2… NO!!! Cappa kicks out! COLE How in the hell did Cappa kick out of that! He must be running on adrenaline now! Axel picks Cappa up and goes for a clothesline, but Cappa ducks and sends Axel flying to the outside! Cappa goes to the outside and Axel kicks Cappa low! COLE Low blow by Axel, very uncharacteristic there! Axel grabs a steel chair from ringside and goes to hit Cappa, Cappa ducks, Axel turns around and gets NAILED with a dropkick through the chair! COACH That could have broken Axel's nose! What a comeback from Cappa! Cappa grabs the chair and measures Axel, Axel turns around and BAM! Cappa smashes Axel in the face with the steel chair! Axel is bleeding! COLE Axel's face is a crimson mask! Axel is bleeding! Cappa rolls Axel back into the ring and grabs the chair. Cappa goes up top and measures Axel. Cappa comes down with a BIG chairshot to the head from the top rope! 1… 2… 3… NO!! COLE Both of these men have given it all tonight, they both want the win so bad! Cappa gets up and goes for the Walls of Cappa! Axel turns over and rolls through, reversing into the Axe Grinder! COLE Great reversal there by Axel into the Axe Grinder! Cappa rolls over and then rolls through, setting up the Walls of Cappa! Cappa rolls him over and locks the Walls in! COLE Walls of Cappa! Walls of Cappa! This is great stuff by these two, we might see Axel tap here! Axel writhes in pain, he holds his arm up as if he is going to tap…. But NO! Axel makes it to the ropes! COLE That was close for Axel, he almost tapped out there. Cappa picks up Axel and goes for an Irish whip, Axel reverses, but Cappa gets a Sleeper Hold on Axel! COLE This hold is cutting off Axel's air! He is fading! Axel is trying to get out of the hold but he is fading. Axels arms are down. The referee raises Axel's hand. It goes down ONCE. The referee raises his hand again, it goes down TWICE. COACH Axel can't continue here! Cappa is going to win it! The Referee raises Axel's arm a third and final time. It drops – NO! Axel is still alive here! Axel elbows Cappa in the midsection, once, twice, three times, and gives Cappa a Irish Whip into the ropes. Axel follows up with a Tilt-a-Whirl into a Sitout Powerbomb! Cover! 1… 2… No!! Cappa kicks out! COACH Great presence of mind by Cappa to kick out there. Axel and Cappa both get up slowly and exchange right hands. Chop by Cappa; chop by Axel, hard chops by both men. Kick to the midsection by Axel, gutwrench into a powerslam! Cover! 1… 2… No! Kickout by Cappa, got a shoulder up. COLE Cappa barely kicked out there. Cappa gets up slowly and Axel goes for a clothesline, Cappa ducks, and hits the Final Cut! COLE Final Cut by Cappa! Here we go! 1… 2… No! COACH How close was that! Come on Axel, get up! Axel and Cappa both get up and it's Cappa this time that gets the advantage. Cappa knocks Axel down with THE IMPACT yet again. Cappa goes to the outside and grabs a TABLE! COLE Cappa is getting a table here! He is taking advantage of the No DQ clause! Cappa gets the table and sets it up near the turnbuckle. Cappa puts Axel on the table. Cappa goes for a Moonsault through the table, but Axel crotches him on the ropes! Axel climbs up behind Cappa and grabs him. The crowd can see it from a mile away. Axel lifts Cappa up on his shoulders and gives him an AWESOME BOMB through the table! CROWD HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! COLE My God! Axel puts Cappa through the table again! Axel has the cover! 1… 2… 3! NO!! COACH How in the hell did Cappa kick out! COLE The resiliency of Cappa is incredible! Axel can't believe it! He has got one more thing left! Axel does the crucifix pose to the crowd and picks up Cappa! COLE He's going for the Axel Slam! If he hits this then its all over! Axel sets Cappa up but Cappa reverses into a roll up! 1… 2… No! Axel kicks out! Axel gets up quickly and measures Cappa, but he hits the referee with a clothesline instead! COACH The referee is down! Cappa gets up quickly and hits the BUST A CAP! COLE The ref is down! He can't make the count! The referee struggles and turns over, he drops his hand slowly! 1… 2… FOOT ON THE ROPE! COLE Cappa should have had it there, if he had of only hooked the far leg! Cappa places the chair on Axels head. Cappa goes up top and hits a Legdrop through the chair! COACH My God! That's it! 1… 2… 3!! NO! Axel got a shoulder up! COLE How did he kick out! He must be inhuman! Cappa goes up top and signals for Its Showtime! COACH Its Showtime folks! Cappa is measuring Axel! Axel gets up quickly and runs the ropes ala Kurt Angle! He hits Cappa in the head and puts him on his shoulders! AXEL SLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE! COLE Oh my god, that was sickening! Axel makes the cover… 1… 2… 3!!! COLE Axel wins the revolution Tournament! The rookie, the Dark One, has done it! RING ANNOUNCER Here is your winner and the REVOLUTION TORNAMENT CHAMPION, AXEL! COLE You have to give credit to Cappa; he had it won when the referee was knocked down. This guy has come back from a career threatening injury and he has made it back to the OAOAST, for that, he is a champion to us. COACH But Axel prevailed once again! Who can stop this rookie properly! Every setback he has he comes back stronger! Axel looks at Cappa, who is now up. Cappa offers his hand and Axel shakes it. Cappa pats Axel on the back and tells him, 'There will be a next time'. COLE Please join us on Thursday night on HeldDOWN for the presentation of the Revolution Trophy to Axel! Cappa raises Axels arm in victory, Axel, bloody pouring from his head, shakes Cappa's hand as he leaves. COACH What a war. This has been a great match. 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Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 (edited) Pyro comes from the top of the entrance. The crowd pops for the pyro but the cheers turns to boos as the AngleTron shows a Puerto Rican Flag as fog and smoke cover the entrance. In big blue blocky letters, the words "PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING" appear and "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts. The crowd boos madly and the "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" chants begin once again. JR Folks, it is now time for Puerto Rican Lightning's 10 Minute Challenge. JESSE That's right, Jim Ross and believe you me, I am PUMPED! PRL is taking a huge risk doing this challenge 4 weeks after his most brutal match ever! "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine continues as through the smoke comes each member of The Lightning Crew. Mr. Boricua comes out first, then Vitamin X, then Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, who is dressed in blue jeans, a tear black t-shirt with the number 69 on it, and black heel boots. Finally, from the smoke comes the one and only Puerto Rican Lightning, with the Puerto Rican Championship over his left shoulder and Puerto Rico Flag face-paint over his face. He is wearing his usual ring attire along with a FUBU Puerto Rican jersey. JR Mr. Ego. JESSE He can back it up, JR. He can back it up. JR I am NOT denying his talent. JESSE Just face it Jim, you are anti-Lightning. JR Well, I am disgusted by his actions. PRL waves at the Navy men who are booing and spitting, and throwing beer at him. He does his Curt Henning gum swat and walks to the ring waving to an anti-PRL crowd. Mr. Boricua and Vitamin X watch his back and jaw with some of the fans while PRL walks to the ring cool and cocky to the ring with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez by him. JR This is PRL's first AngleSlam and what a way to make an impact. JESSE I wonder which OaOasT Superstars and which Navy men will have the courage, the guts, the balls to stand toe-to-toe with the great Puerto Rican Lightning. JR How dare Puerto Rican Lightning issued an open challenge to Navy men? These guys aren't trained wrestlers. PRL is just afraid of facing real competition! JESSE What are you talking about? The challenge is for BOTH OaOasT Superstars AND Navy men. JR PRL KNOWS he is no match for some of the best OaOasT Superstars! He KNOWS he can lose. He KNOWS he can lose to The Mad Cappa. JESSE Here we go again with The Mad Cappa. One more time, Puerto....Rican....Lightning....is....not....afraid....of....The....Mad....Cappa ! JR If PRL is not afraid, why doesn't he do what is right and give Mad Cappa a shot at the Puerto Rican Championship? JESSE Because Cappa is not a worthy contender! You saw what happened the last time those two fought in the ring. PRL ANILIHATED CAPPA! JR With help from The Lightning Crew! Have you blacked that part out? JESSE Cappa was losing that match before Vitamin X interfered. JR No he WASN'T!!! Puerto Rican Lightning sneers at the crowd and enters the ring. He gives the Puerto Rican Championship to Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and does the HBK-pose while the pyro goes off behind him. As the sun sets, PRL takes the belt back and poses with it on the turnbuckle. The crowd boos the hell out of PRL. Lightning takes the mic and begins to speak but is interrupted by the "P.R. Sucks!" chants. JESSE Geesh. You would think the United States Navy would give PRL respect. JR PRL is certainly a hated man here in this carrier. The "P.R. Sucks!" chants continue as the camera does a crowd shot. You can see alot of the Navy men on the ship chanting "P.R. Sucks!" PRL tries to cover his ears to stop the chants, but they continue so he slaps his forehead 4 times. When that doesn't work he holds on to The Lightning Crew. The crowd continues their booing but soon quiet down and PRL finally begins to speak. PRL Welcome to the REAL main event of OaOasT AngleSlam 2: Screams of No Reply! The crowd boos. Several of the Navy guys are shouting profanties at PRL. LIGHTNING Don't let the OaOasT fool you. What you have seen before now was just the undercard. Especially that Mad CRAPPA match after all, Cappa is no main eventer like myself. THIS is the real attraction. THIS is the reason people have ordered this pay-per-view. THIS is the reason you folks are here today. To see me, PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING!!! The crowd boos once again. The "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" chants continue. JR That was an insult to each and every OaOasT Superstar in the back. JESSE PRL is just speaking his mind, Jim Ross. JR PRL has no right. JESSE It's a free country, Jim Ross. PRL Now, let's get down to the main reason I am out here today. JR Thank goodness. JESSE SHHHHH!!! PRL I am out here to issue an Open Challenge to each and every OaOasT Superstar, and each and every Navy man here today to take me on in a 10 Minute Match for my (holds the belt up for the camera to see), Puerto Rican Championship. If you can pin me in these 10 Minutes, I will hand you the Puerto Rican Championship, no fuss, no muss. BUT! If I can last these 10 Minutes without getting pin, I will STILL be YOUR Puerto Rican Champion! It's so simple, even a child could understand it! Booing from the crowd again. JESSE Easy for you to understand right? JR (disgusted) Yes, Jes. JESSE Good. JR Which OaOasT Superstar will accept the challenge? JESSE I'm more interested in which Navy Man will take on PRL. JR I pray whoever takes this challenge will be safe. PRL So, enough talking, enough boring sh*t, you people have already seen enough boring sh*t at tonight's show, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Let's first see if we have any OaOasT Superstars ready to accept the Challenge. PRL quickly looks at the entrance for 3 seconds then speaks. PRL Well, no takers. Which one of you Navy men wants to go toe-to-toe with me? PRL looks at the crowd. PRL Anyone? Anyone? Come on! I ain't got all day. I could sing Celine Dion songs if you want me too instead. I know all the words. The crowd, fearful of hearing PRL sing Celine Dion songs, is more rabid and suddenly, one of the Navy men enters the ring. JR And it looks like we have our first oppoent. JESSE He better be prepared to suffer the wrath of PRL. The man is of average size and height. He has a blonde crewcut and blue eyes. The man is being cheered by his fellow Navy buddies. PRL sizes the man up. JR This young man right here is certainly the crowds favorite. JESSE But he has no chance in hell of beating PRL. JR Just wait till the match. LIGHTNING And what is your name young man? MAN L.T. Smash! 23 Years old from Cobb County, Georgia sir! LIGHTNING Thanks for calling me sir. So, Smash, if that is your real name, do you think you can take me on for my belt? SMASH I am not afraid of anyone on this planet Earth! I am confident I can kick your ass! The crowd cheers Smash's courage. JESSE Talk is cheap kid. PRL is amused. LIGHTNING Well, then what the hell. Let's see if you can survive the P.R. Nightmare. Referee ring that bell! Let the 10 Minute Challenge begin! *RING RING RING* JR And here we go! PRL's 10 Minute Challenge For the Puerto Rican Championship has begun. 10:00 PRL and L.T. Smash circle the ring. They lock up and PRL goes behind with a Full-Nelson. JR PRL starting off early with some amatuer wrestler moves. 9:50 PRL whips L.T. Smash to the ropes and does his signature leapfrog and reverse leapfrog. He then follows with a Spinning Heel Kick and goes for the cover. JR It could be over for Smash! 1...2...Kick out. 9:35 Lightning bodyslams Smash and heads to the top rope. He comes down with The Mad Cappa Crusher 2003 Legdrop. He goes once again for the cover. 1...2...Kick out. JR Smash is showing some resilance early on in this match. JESSE It won't last for long! 9:10 PRL removes his FUBU Puerto Rican Jersey and begins choking L.T. with it. JR Now come on! That ain't right! JESSE Hey, the kid knew what he was getting into when he stepped into the ring with PRL. PRL lets go of the jersey and waits for Smash to get up...Shining Wizard. Cover. 1...2...Kick out! JR PRL cannot put Smash down! The crowd starts up another "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" chant as PRL picks up L.T. Smash. PRL yells at the crowd to shut up as he whips Smash to the turnbuckle and hits him with a Stinger Splash. PRL follows with a backbreaker. He goes for another cover. 1...2...Kick out! JESSE Why doesn't this L.T. Smash fella just quit?! JR It's heart. The kid's got heart. JESSE Nope. It's fear of being embarassed in front of his Navy buddies. 8:10 Lightning does a vertical suplex on L.T. Smash then heads to the top rope. JR PRL now going aerial. Smash up. A Flying Cross-body...which L.T. Smash reveres! 1....2...NO! Smash almost had it right there. The crowd is now alittle more hyped up then they were before thanks to Smash's pinfall. PRL shrugs it off, but Smash pokes him in the eye and starts laying into PRL with punches. The pro-Navy crowd is cheering Smash on as he actually DDTs PRL and goes for the cover. 1...2...Kick out. He goes for it again. 1...2...Kick out. One more time. 1...2...Kick out! JESSE That a-boy PRL! Show that kid that you are better than him! JR I really hope one of these men beats PRL! JESSE HA! You are Anti-PRL! JR I'm Anti-PRL and I'm proud of it! JESSE So much for unbiased annoucing. 7:05 L.T. Smash picks up PRL, but PRL low-blows him. L.T. falls on the mat and PRL takes the oppturnity to cover Smash for the pin. 1...2...3..a buzzer sounds and the timer stops at 6:55. JR Damnit! JESSE Nice try kid. Now get the hell out of the ring! JR L.T. Smash had a chance to become Puerto Rican Champion but came up short. JESSE Just like all of PRL's oppoents. PRL raises the Puerto Rican Championship for all to see. The crowd boos and the "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" Chants continue. PRL grabs the mic. PRL That was too damn short! I want more! So, if any of you Navy jabronies want this belt, step up to the plate and bring it! PRL throws the mic down and waits for the next challenger. The crowd is rabid as PRL talks trash to the fans. The Lightning Crew applauds PRL's pin over L.T. Smash, who is being taken to the back. From the crowd, another Navy man enters the ring. JESSE And the Open Challenge continues! JR Will the next man have better luck against PRL than L.T. Smash? JESSE Not a chance. JR Will you stop?! This Navy man is a small, skinny, pale-skinned man. He has a brown haircut and brown eyes. He is jumping up and down. PRL laughs at this man and so do members of the Lightning Crew. JESSE Oh come on! Does THIS little weakling thinks he actually has a shot at Puerto Rican Lightning? JR Never underestimate the underdog, Jes. JESSE How was he even allowed in the Navy in the first place?! I guess the Navy DOES accept anybody. PRL tries to stop laughing. He does finally as the crowd is in awe at this little man taking on PRL. PRL YOU want to take me on for my belt? How old are you anyway? Shouldn't you be trading Pokemon cards right now? YOUNG MAN (whiny, high pitched voice) I am 19 Years Old. My name is Leonard Rosenburger and I'm from Trenton, New Jersey. PRL That's the exscue you gave to the Navy. How old are you actually? Go away little man, I want some REAL competiton. PRL turns his back, and Leonard Rosenburger shoves PRL. The crowd "oooohhhhs" at Rosenburgers push. PRL sneers at Rosenburger. PRL You want a shot? Okay little man. Start that clock again. You got your shot. JESSE That little boy is going to regret shoving PRL. JR He certainly has an uphill battle. 7:04 Leonard Rosenburger locks up with PRL. PRL shoves him down and the crowd boos. The "P.R. Sucks!" chants begin once again, but PRL just laughs it off. PRL locks up with Rosenburger but shoves him down once again. The crowd boos as PRL hits a German Suplex on Rosenburger. JR Can't PRL give this kid a break? JESSE Nope! He asked for it. He gets what he deserves. JR I can't think how this kid's family feels knowing he is getting mutilated by this evil, vile, sadistic, creature. JESSE How can you speak so negatively on PRL? 6:34 PRL kicks Leonard Rosenburg in the head and laughs taunting him. He kicks him in the stomach and whips him into the ropes. PRL delievers a Hurricaran to Rosenburger and heads to the top rope. JR PRL flying high once again in this match. JESSE It looks like....yes, it's the FU Elbow Drop. PRL takes off his left elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. He does the "Up Yours!" sign and then dives off the top rope with the FU Elbow Drop. He covers Rosenburger. 1....2....3...A buzzer sounds and the clock stops at 5:59. JESSE And another one bites the dust! I am loving this Jim Ross! HA! HA! The crowd boos PRL's squashing of two straight Navy men. But PRL isn't done yet. He begins stomping the chest of Leonard Rosenburger to even louder boos from the crowd. JR Now come that just ain't right! This kid isn't a trained wrestler! JESSE But he is in the ring with PRL! PRL picks up Rosenburger and gives him the P.R. Nightmare. JR Now that's enough! JESSE Remember what PRL said? When he is in the ring with these Navy fellows, he will see The Mad Cappa. This is what he will do to Cappa the next time they meet in the ring. JR Cappa is probalby furious at what he's seeing. JESSE Why doesn't Cappa come out here and take on PRL? JR He was just in the Revolution Cup Final against Axel. JESSE Excuses. Excuses. He should have the guts to take on PRL! The crowd boos PRL some more as he throws Leonard Rosenburger over the top rope. He raises the belt one more time. "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" chants fill the aircraft carrier. PRL yells at the crowd and grabs the mic. PRL (breathing alittle heavy) Let's keep this thing going! Bring on my next victim! The crowd is rabid as the day has turned to night. This time a Hispanic-looking male enters the ring. He has dark hair and brown eyes. He also has a goatee and is about 5""9. He has a determined look on his face. PRL is serious this time around. JR And the 10 Minute Challenge continues with this young man. JESSE He looks like he too has no chance against PRL. JR Your blantant cheerleading for Lightning is sickening. PR And what just is your name? YOUNG MAN Miguel Sanchez. I am 27 years old and from Miami, Florida. P.R. Miami? I like Miami. I don't like you but I like where you come from. *Sighs* So, let's get this over with. The clock starts up again. JR And let's see if this man is lucky enough to win the Puerto Rican Championship. JESSE The Rock is from Miami. Maybe The Rock's greatness has rubbed off on this Miguel Sanchez-guy. 6:33 Miguel Sanchez charges at PRL but PRL stops him with the Sweet Chin Music. Puerto Rican Lightning goes for the cover. 1... 2... 3.... The buzzer sounds and the clock stops at 6:15. JESSE Guess not. JR A quick exit for Miguel Sanchez as PRL's luck in this 10 Minute Challenge continues. JESSE 6 more minutes! All PRL has to do is last 6 more minutes and he will still be the Puerto Rican Championship! And I got a feeling that PRL WILL, repeat that, WILL walk out of AngleSlam 2 the Puerto Rican Champion. JR There has got to be someone that can beat him. JESSE NO ONE CAN! The crowd boos somemore and the "P.R. Sucks!" chants continue. PRL takes the mic. JESSE Look JR. PRL has not even broken a sweat. All his face-paint is still on his face. He's in cruise control. PRL (cocky as usual) Aw, I wanted someone better than that! (points to Miguel Sanchez who is being helped to the back by OaOasT officals.) Come on! Bring me someone tougher! Someone stronger! It's the F'N United States Navy! You guys SHOULD have the toughest S.O.B.s on the planet. Why am I getting all the pussies? What are these guys the janitors? BRING ME SOME TOUGH GUYS DAMNIT!!! PRL flips off the Navy crowd and yells at them. The crowd is once again rabid. JR Who is it going to be now? Who will take PRL after the last three men have lost. JESSE They should give up. They're in the Navy. That's enough already. Let PRL leave the Champion. The crowd is rabid and then suddenly, a tall, muscular man enters the ring. He bears a striking resemblance to Goldberg with his bald head and black goatee. He looks angry and takes off his Navy shirt to show off his muscles. He roars as the crowd cheers. PRL is a little hesistant. Maybe even a little bit scare as he slowly walks up to the guy with the microphone. LIGHTNING And who the hell are you? MUSCULAR GUY (Deep Raspy Voice) BIFF STING!!! I AM 35 YEARS OLD AND FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS AND I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART!!! The crowd pops at Biff's toughness. PRL actually does a cartoon-like gulp and shakes a bit. JESSE Someone should is confident. JR It looks like we might have a new Puerto Rican Champion. JESSE Don't say that yet, Jim Ross. PRL will slay this monster. PR So, you want a shot at my Puerto Rican Championship? You got it, bucko. Give it your best shot! Start that clock again! BIFF Say your prayers, PRL. Because I will tear you limb from limb!!! JR And here we go! Could this be the man that beats PRL. The clock starts once again at 6:14. Biff Sting SPEARS~! PRL and takes to him with right hands and left hands. He waits for PRL to get up and delievers another SPEAR. The crowd is going crazy as Sting picks up PRL and whips him into the ropes. PRL Flair Flips onto the Ring apron. He stops to let the crowd know how intelligent he is but Biff Sting grabs PRL and throws him back into the ring where delievers an Overhead Belly-To-Belly Suplex. He goes for the cover. 1...2...PRL kicks out! JR I thought that was it! JESSE PRL was not prepared following that Spear. Biff Sting caught him off guard with that one. 5:37 Biff Sting whips PRL into the turnbuckle. He beats on PRL in the corner than whips him into another turnbuckle where PRL hits chest first. PRL Flair Flops onto the mat. Sting covers. JR 1..2..But PRL kicks out at the count of 2! JESSE We got 5 minutes left. If PRL can survive these 5 minutes, he will still be Puerto Rican Champion. JR I don't think he can survive another 5 minutes with Biff Sting in the ring. 5:07 The crowd begins chanting for "Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting!" as Biff Sting picks up Puerto Rican and bodyslams him. He then climbs the top rope. JR Is Biff Sting going to climb the top rope? JESSE Indeed, he is, Jim Ross. JR But Biff Sting is not a trained wrestler. How can he take this risk? JESSE It's all about the Puerto Rican Championship. It's a belt everyone wants. 4:59 Biff Sting heads to the top rope as the crowd roars in approval. The crowd is hot as Biff goes for a moonsault...and misses. The crowd groans. JR BAWD GAWD~! This man could have broken his neck thanks to that move! JESSE That's what you get when you try to wrestle without having the proper training. JR PRL is now getting up and looks to finish this off once and for all. 4:49 PRL slowly gets up, some of his face-paint off of his face. With a sneer on his face, P.R. dropkicks Biff right back down. He waits for Biff to get up and then whips him into the ropes. He kicks Biff in the gut and delievers a Stone Cold Stunner to Biff Sting! JR PRL with a Stone Cold Stunner! That's a new one for him. JESSE It suppose to be a shot at Mad Cappa. He calls it the "Cappa Killer". JR How many moves does he name after his hatred of The Mad Cappa? JESSE 3. Puerto Rican Lightning goes for the cover...1...2...3. The buzzer sounds and the clock stops at 4:15. JR What a heartbreaker. Biff Sting actually had the Puerto Rican Championship in his hands. JESSE BUT! PRL defeated him. JR I doubt any of these Navy men want to fight PRL now. JESSE I think PRL can call it a night. The crowd really boos PRL this time as he raises the belt for all to see once again. He then looks around the crowd and takes the mic. JR What's he going to say now? PR Well, is there anyone else left wanting to face me? Anyone has the balls to step up? (Looks at the crowd). No one? No one wants their 15 minutes of Fame against PRL? Come on! I came all the way here for this event! The crowd continues booing and chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL is now angry and sneers at the crowd. The Lightning Crew nod at PRL and PRL nods back. Lightning: Tells you what. Since no one wants to face me, and since you people are chanting "P.R. Sucks!" I am going to do you a favor. I got 4 minutes left, so I am going to sing Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". The crowd boos even louder. The "P.R. Sucks!" chants are even louder as PRL gets ready to sing. JR Oh no! Oh no! Anything but that! Please! JESSE Shut up! I, for one, am interested in PRL's vocal skills. JR This could be even worst than when Stephanie McMahon sang "Wind Beneath Our Ring" or Macho Man's new rap album! JESSE You are so negative J.R. He could be the next Enrique Inglesias! PRL begins to sing(horribly): Every-night I see you I Hear You I Feel You.... Suddenly, "Trans-Magic" hits causing the crowd to pop. Not only for K-Ness's appearance, but so PRL can stop singing. JR THANK YOU GOD! JESSE Damn! I was getting into that song before K-Ness ruined it. JR Well, it looks like PRL has finally got an OaOasT Superstar to accept his challenge and who better to accept it than the OaOasT North American Champion, K-Ness! K-Ness walks to the ring with his towel around his head with the NA Title around his waist. The crowd pops for the NA Champ as he enters the ring with "Trans-Magic" playing on the P.A. Systems. He enters the ring and throws the towel off, revealing him engaging in a stare-down with Puerto Rican. JR This looks like it could heat up, Jes. This is K-Ness' first AngleSlam. He could make it a good one. JESSE PRL better make mince meat out of K-Ness. PRL is a little suprised but laughs off K-Ness. PRL Ah, K-Ness. The man *I* made famous. K-NESS What do you mean, you made famous? PRL For you see, K-Ness, my beating of you on Road To AngleMania back in March, was my way of giving you "the rub". Since then, you have risen to the top of IntenseZone and have become the North American Champion and none of that would have happened if it weren't for our match, and me, Puerto Rican Lightning! So, just get it over with. Thank me, PRL, for turning you from a jobber to a Champion. The crowd boos PRL's usual egotism. K-Ness glares deeply into Puerto Rican Lightning. K-NESS NO. The crowd pops. Lightning is in shock. JESSE What the hell is K-Ness doing? Doesn't he relize he just signed his deathwish? K-Ness comes face-to-face with Puerto Rican Lightning. K-NESS You DID NOT make me famous. *I* made myself famous. I busted my ass to become the North American Champion! It wasn't no fluke. It wasn't because of our match! It was all because I have worked to be the best! I DEFEATED "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING TO WIN THIS BELT! One of the best wrestlers in the OaOasT and around the world!Something you have NEVER done and you had TWO STRAIGHT CHANCES TO DO IT!!! The crowd "oooohhhhhs" that comment. Puerto Rican Lightning looks a bit shaken. The "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" chants get louder. PRL looks like he is about to cry, reminded of his two consecutive losses to "Shooter" Jay Darring at Great Angle Bash and License To Pin. JR K-Ness has hit PRL where it hurts most. JESSE Bringing up his two consecutive pay-per-view losses to Jay Darring. You are never suppose to bring that up! PRL covers his ears to drown out the booing and chants. When that doesn't work, he slaps his forehead 4 times and when THAT doesn't work, he heads to the outside to take comfort in the Lightning Crew who encourage PRL. JR PRL has met his match. PRL heads back into the ring and engages in a staredown with K-Ness. LIGHTNING Ahem! So, do you want to accept my Open Challenge? Are all you just here to rub it in my face the fact that I haven't defeated "SUCKY" Jay Darring? K-NESS I accept your challenge as I think a Puerto Rican Championship would go great in my list of accomplishments....even if it is just a piece of tin. PRL Don't EVER call my belt a piece of tin. K-Ness, you're on! JR And here we go! The clock starts again at 4:14. PRL and K-Ness lock up as a small "K-Ness" chant starts up. PRL grabs K-Ness but K-Ness hits him with a Russian Legsweep. He goes for the cover. 1...2...Kick out. JR K-Ness should have the advantage as he is fresh while PRL has wrestled for the past 5 minutes. JESSE How can someone be tired after wrestling 5 minutes? JR They can easily Jes. You should know, you wrestled. 4:00 JR K-Ness with a dropkick on PRL. And another. K-Ness with the advantage early on. K-Ness whips PRL into the ropes and hits PRL with a Western Lariat. He hits several close-fist drops. He heads to the top rope...and comes back with a top rope kneedrop. K-Ness goes for the cover. JR 1...2...And PRL kicked out just before the count of 3! JESSE Come on PRL! Show the world K-Ness is a fluke Champion! You deserved the North American Title more PRL! 3:20 K-Ness hits a atomic drop and then a Rolling Backdrop Suplex. Cover, but PRL kicks out. He picks PRL up...but PRL uses his strength to give K-Ness a Lightning Bolt(Diamond Cutter). JESSE Whoa! PRL captialized greatly with that move! JR PRL using every ounce of strength to use that move and it took a tow. 3:02 PRL goes for a cover but K-Ness kicks out. JR Puerto Rican now picking up K-Ness. Piledriver. Puerto Rican Lightning whips K-Ness into the ropes and drop-toeholds him onto the second rope. The crowd boos and stands up in anticipation as PRL yells out "6.1.9!" and delievers the Lightning Strike(6-1-9) on K-Ness. He then follows it up with a San Juan Jam(450 Splash) and a cover. 1...2...Kick out. JR After the Lightning Bolt and San Juan Jam, I was sure this match was over! JESSE Why doesn't K-Ness just let PRL pin him or run the clock out so he can fight another day. PRL will destroy him if this continues. Plus, I want to hear PRL sing "My Heart Will Go On" some more. JR Are you drunk right now? JESSE Yes. 2:28 Lightning picks up K-Ness and hits him with several European Uppercuts. However, K-Ness scratches him in the eyes and hits a High Angle Exploder. Cover but a kickout. K-Ness then whips him into the ropes, but PRL comes back with a DDT. JR That could have knocked out K-Ness right there! JESSE And it should! 1...2...Kick out! PRL picks up K-Ness and does the Boricua Bomb (Rock Bottom) on him. He then heads to the top rope...Diving Headbutt on K-Ness. PRL goes for the cover but K-Ness kicks out at 2.9999999999999999999. JR K-Ness can do this! JESSE We're at the 2 Minute Mark, Jim Ross! PRL just has to survive these 2 Minutes to retain the Puerto Rican Championship! 1:39 Lightning hits a Spinning Wheel Kick on K-Ness. He slaps K-Ness in the face drawing more boos but K-Ness shoves him back and hits the Jugigatame. JR Cover. 1...2....3! NO!!! PRL just kicked out of the Jugigatame! JESSE PRL is showing what kind of man he is! Kicking out of the Jugigatame is hard to do! K-Ness whips PRL to the turnbuckle and rushes towards him, but PRL leapfrogs out of the way and dropkicks him into the turnbuckle. 1:10 PRL grabs K-Ness and heads to the top rope with him. He grabs him in the Belly-To-Belly position...and comes off the top rope with an Overhead Belly-To-Belly Suplex. The crowd comes alive with that one. "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" chants are heard as both men are knocked out. Half of PRL's face-paint is gone and K-Ness is breathing heavily. JR INCREDIBLE MOVE! INCREDIBLE MOVE BY PRL! JESSE And with one minute left, it looks like PRL will retain the Puerto Rican Championship. PRL goes for the cover but K-Ness kicks out. 1:00 PRL and K-Ness slowly get up. PRL hits K-Ness with a Double-Armed DDT and covers for 2. PRL gets up and with K-Ness down in front of him, removes his right elbow pad. JESSE It's time Jim Ross! And with one minute left, what better way for PRL to seal his win then by delievering the Most Electricfying Move In Professional Wrestling NOT Sports Entertainment, The Puerto Rico Elbow! PRL spits into his elbow pad and throws it down at K-Ness. He then heads to both sides of the ring, and hits the Puerto Rico Elbow to the boos of the crowd. Cover. 1... 2.... Kick out! 30 Seconds Lightning kicks at K-Ness several times while he is down on the mat, then goes for the shinning wizard only to be stopped by a Dragon Leg Screw Whip. K-Ness picks up PRL and whips him to the ropes but PRL reverses it and does a Samoan Drop on him. 20 Seconds JR 20 Seconds left in this match and, unfortnaley, Lightning looks like he will be the winner. JESSE And there is nothing wrong with that, JR. There is nothing wrong with that. PRL gives K-Ness a Dominator then heads to the second rope to come down with an elbow drop. 10 Seconds JESSE 10 Seconds JR and PRL wins this Open Challenge! Puerto Rican picks up K-Ness once again and whips him into the ropes. When he bends his head, K-Ness flips over PRL and rolls him up for the Sunset Flip. 5 Seconds The crowd counts the clock down as K-Ness goes for the rollup. 1... 2.... NO! Mr. Boricua comes in with 3 Seconds left and kicks K-Ness in the face. PRL starts beating down on K-Ness as the clock runs out. 3....2....1...0. A buzzer sounds. *RING RING RING* JR DAMNIT!!! DAMNIT!!! PRL IS STILL THE PUERTO RICAN CHAMPION!!! JESSE YES! HE DID IT ONCE AGAIN! HE PROVED TO THE WORLD THAT HE IS THE BEST!!! JR MR. BORICUA SCREWED K-NESS OUT OF THE PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP!!! RING ANNOUNCER The winner of this match...and STILL Puerto Rican Champion, PUERTO RICAN LIGGGTTTNNNINNNGGGGGGGG!! The crowd boos as PRL stops beating on K-Ness. "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts up as PRL grabs the Puerto Rican Championship and raises it for all the crowd to see. The Lightning Crew enter the ring to celebrate with PRL as the crowd boos.* JR K-Ness was 1 second away from winning the Puerto Rican Championship! JESSE But he DIDN'T! And that's great! What a great way for PRL to make his AngleSlam debut! Suddenly, K-Ness gets up and starts beating up on PRL. K-Ness hits PRL with the Tiger Suplex '85 and follows with the Ganso STF. However, Mr. Boricua and Vitamin X stop the Ganso STF by kicking K-Ness, and start beating down on K-Ness. Mr. Boricua and Vitamin X whip K-Ness to the ropes but K-Ness comes back with a clothesline on both men. He tries to go after PRL but PRL grabs the Puerto Rican Championship and leaves with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. The crowd is going crazy and K-Ness is going insane as he yells at PRL "YOU WILL LOSE THAT BELT!!!" JR We have chaos running rampant in this match! JESSE Why did K-Ness attack PRL! The match is over! You lost, K-Ness! Now leave PRL alone! "Trans-Magic" starts up as the crowd cheers for K-Ness. He is still in the ring furious while PRL is yelling "YOU WON'T HAVE THAT NA TITLE FOR LONG!!!" with an evil grin on his face. Mr. Boricua and Vitamin X leave the ring and join up with PRL and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. PRL's face-paint is almost gone as the Lightning Crew exit through the entrance. Suddenly, PRL comes right back out on the floor terrified. THE MAD CAPPA is furious as the crowd goes crazy once again. JR IT'S MAD CAPPA! AND HE'S GOING AFTER PRL! JESSE Why can't Cappa leave PRL alone? PRL's just been through a grueling 10 Minute Challenge! The Mad Cappa grabs PRL and whips him into the barricade to the crowds delight. However, Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua come out allowing PRL to escape. Mr. Boricua and Vitamin X throw Cappa into the ring, but K-Ness smashes the North American Title over Mr. Boricua's face. The Mad Cappa whips Vitamin X to the ropes..BUST A CAP!!! on Vitamin X. JR You get what you deserve Vitamin X! You almost destroyed Mad Cappa's career! K-Ness fights off Mr. Boricua...and gives him the Tiger Suplex '85. He then picks up Mr. Boricua and asks the crowd if they want to see Mad Cappa give him a BUST A CAP? The crowd screams "YES"! So Mad Cappa also gives Mr. Boricua the BUST A CAP!!! JESSE K-Ness and The Mad Cappa BOTH need to leave PRL alone! JR K-Ness is only helping out Cappa and Cappa is giving Mr. Boricua and Vitamin X exactly what they deserve! JESSE BUT! PRL escaped. So, Cappa didn't get what he want! HA! "Let Me Clear My Throat(Old School Mix)" by DJ Kool starts up. The crowd cheers and yells "Go Cap-pa! Go Cap-pa! Go Cap-pa!" Cappa dances a little for the crowd and raises the hand of K-Ness and gives him a hug. The two leave the ring as "Let Me Clear My Throat(Old School Mix)" by DJ Kool plays over the P.A. System. JR One day. ONE DAY. Justice will be served. PRL will lose to The Mad Cappa and Mad Cappa will become the Puerto Rican Champion. ONE DAY! JESSE Keep dreaming, Jim Ross. PRL is better than Mad Cappa and he proved it when they fought. JR Cappa will get justice done. I just know he will. The Mad Cappa raises the hands of K-Ness one more time before exiting. Edited September 1, 2003 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 JR Well Jess it's time for the Straight Wrestling Match between Bizarro and Shocker. JESSE No they have to stall!! Bizarro still hasn't found Father! JR I thought he said he could do it without him? JESSE He was just being cool! It's going to weigh at the back of his mind. JR Well we have a PPV to continue so he can just get over it! RING ANNOUNCER This match is scheduled for one fall and it is the Straight Wrestling Match! If either man cheats he will be suspended! CUE: Blackened RING ANNOUNCER Coming to the ring…from Parts Unknown…weighing in at 190 pounds…BIZARRO BLURRICANE!!!! Bizarro comes out looking pissed and worried all at once. He keeps looking around to see if Father is there. The fans heckle him and boo him as he steps into the ring and poses before taking off his cape. He then stands in the corner still looking around for Father as his music dies out. JESSE Look, I told you he would be worried! JR What happened to being superior huh? Shouldn't this be nothing to him? CUE: Live for the Moment by Darwin's Waiting Room RING ANNOUNCER Coming to the ring…from Las Vegas, Nevada…weighing in at 250 pounds…SHOCKER!!!! Shocker comes out as the lights flicker and pyro goes off. The fans cheer as Shocker makes his way to the ring and slaps hands with the fans. When Shocker reaches the ring Bizarro holds the ropes open for him. Shocker is hesitant at first, but steps in without incident. JESSE How about that JR? He showed sportsmanship! JR I don't trust him. Both men stand toe to toe as the ref gives instructions. Neither takes their eyes off each other as they wait for the bell. *DING DING DING* The action starts with a lockup. Bizarro quickly turns it into a Hammerlock, but Shocker reverses into one of his own. Bizarro slips out and turns it into a Drop Toe Hold and then moves to a Side Headlock. Both men move to their feet as Shocker shoves Bizarro off to the ropes. Bizarro comes back and Shoulder Blocks Shocker to the mat. Bizarro hits the ropes and leaps over Shocker, who is lying on the mat. Shocker springs up and hits a Hip Toss on Bizarro, but Bizarro flips through and lands on his feet before hitting a vicious Clothesline to Shocker. Cover. One…No!! JR A quick count only gets one. So far he's actually following the rules. JESSE Well of course. Do you think he'd get suspended? Shocker reaches his feet and is whipped to the ropes by Bizarro. As Shocker comes back Bizarro goes for a Hurricanrana, but Shocker turns it into a Sitout Powerbomb. Cover. One…Two..No!! Shocker picks Bizarro up and goes for a Snap Suplex, but Bizarro blocks it and hits one of his own. He floats over into a pin after doing the move. One…Two..No!! Bizarro picks Shocker up and goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Shocker falls behind him and hits a Russian Leg Sweep! Shocker quickly picks him back, whips him to the ropes, and hits a hard Clothesline. Cover. One…Two..No!! JR I can already tell this match will be a slobberknocker. Look at all the near falls! JESSE Oh not the slobberknocker crap again! Shocker gets up and starts stomping on Bizarro. He then picks him up and whips him to the ropes. As Bizarro comes back Shocker plants a knee to his gut, but Bizarro catches it and hits a Dragon Screw. He continues to hold onto the leg and turns it into a Single Leg Crab. Shocker fights for the ropes, but Bizarro pulls him to mid ring and sits back on it. Shocker uses his free leg to start kicking at Bizarro. Finally Bizarro stands up, but he continues to hold the leg. He then does a couple of Spinning Toe Holds that cause Shocker to yell in pain. Bizarro goes for another, but Shocker shoves him off with his good leg. Shocker then pulls himself up using the ropes and tries to shake off the pain in his leg. Bizarro quickly comes over and starts kicking him in the leg, but Shocker fires back with some punches that daze Bizarro. They then lock up and Shocker hits a Snap Suplex, but shows signs of pain in his leg from doing the move. After a short pause Shocker goes for a cover. One…Two..No!! Shocker then does a Falling Headbutt to Bizarro and then bounces off the ropes for a lightning quick Elbow Drop. Shocker then picks him up and whips him to the corner followed by a running Clothesline, but Bizarro moves and Shocker hits nothing but turnbuckle. As Shocker stumbles out Bizarro hits a chop block to the leg he was working on. Bizarro then locks in a Deathlock on Shocker's legs and falls back so that he wrenches on them. Shocker yells out in pain as Bizarro gets up and does it again. JESSE Look at the technical skill of Bizarro! This is his match! JR I can't deny that he has skill, but the true question is can he go without cheating!? Bizarro stops falling back and locks in the Bridging Indian Deathlock. The ref asks if Shocker wants to quit, but he says no. The fans start clapping in unison to get Shocker back in the match as Shocker starts punching away at Bizarro's head. Bizarro finally has enough and lets go of the hold, but he grabs Shocker by the leg and brings him to the ropes. He then drapes it on the bottom rope, jumps up, and comes crashing down on his leg. The ref gives Bizarro a warning to get out of the ropes and Bizarro obliges by dragging Shocker to the center of the ring. Bizarro then goes for a Figure Four, but Shocker grabs him for a Small Package out of nowhere! One…Two…No!! Bizarro stomps on Shocker a few times and then goes back to the leg. He puts Shocker's leg on the mat and drops a couple of knees onto it before going for the Figure Four again! This time Bizarro locks it in and Shocker cries out in pain as the ref asks if he wants to quit. Shocker shakes his head no and tries to flip the move over. The fans are clapping loudly as Shocker tries and tries to flip it over. Finally Shocker flips it over, but Bizarro continues to roll until they're back where they started. Shocker used too much energy flipping the move and is spent for the time being. The ref then notices that Shocker's shoulders are down and makes a 2 count before Shocker raises his shoulders. The fans can be heard stomping their feet and clapping their hands as Shocker has his arm raised and shaking as if he were trying to suck in the power of the fans. JESSE The power of the fans?? Who is this narrator?? JR Will you pay attention to the match!? Shocker finds the energy to finally flip the move over and Bizarro quickly makes it to the ropes. The ref breaks up the hold as both men lay on the mat, catching their breath. Bizarro pulls himself up as Shocker is still on the mat. Bizarro then walks over to him, but out of desperation Shocker begins kicking Bizarro. Shocker then connects with a hard kick to Bizarro's head as Bizarro reaches down to pick him up. Bizarro stumbles around dazed as Shocker pulls himself up and steadies himself on the ropes. Bizarro finally regains his wits and comes running in, but he gets Back Body Dropped over the top rope! The fans erupt as Bizarro lands hard on the outside. Shocker goes to the outside and looks to whip Bizarro into the steps. He even points at the steps and the fans say yes, but he stops short and realizes that's not a good idea in this match. His stalling costs him because Bizarro fires off punches to his gut and tosses him back into the ring. Bizarro takes a second to regain his composure before climbing to the top and waiting. Shocker slowly stands as Bizarro comes off with a Missile Dropkick, but Shocker swats him off and Bizarro hits the mat hard! Shocker then signals to the crowd that it's on now! He pulls Bizarro up and hits a German Suplex, but he doesn't stop with one. He continues until he's hit two Rolling German Suplexes. JR Bah gawd Shocker is in control!! JESSE Do you have to yell so loudly?? Shocker then climbs slowly to the top rope and winces as his leg is in pain, but with all the strength he has left he dives off with a Flying Headbutt…that misses! Bizarro rolls out of the ring to rest as the fans boo him. The ref tells Bizarro to get back into the ring, but Bizarro just waves him off, which pisses the ref off. The ref comes outside and begins yelling at Bizarro to get back into the ring. Bizarro draws back his fist, but stops and realizes what would happen if he hit him. The ref returns to the ring and starts counting Bizarro out, but Shocker gets up and pushes the ref aside before hitting a Slingshot Plancha onto Bizarro that pops the crowd! Both men are laid out on the outside as the ref restarts his count. JR Bah gawd what a move! Bah gawd what a match! JESSE Seriously JR stop yelling!! I can see what's going on! 1…2…3…4…5…6…Shocker starts to pull himself up…7…8…Shocker grabs Bizarro and rolls him in, which breaks the count. Shocker slowly follows him in and goes for a cover. One…Two…Thre.No!! Shocker quickly flips Bizarro over and goes for the Shock Therapy, but Bizarro comes alive and makes it to the ropes in a hurry. Shocker then pulls Bizarro to his feet and locks in a Full Nelson in an attempt to hit a Dragon Suplex. Bizarro fights the move and gets near the corner where he kicks his feet up and pushes off so that he lands in a pinning position. One…Two…Thre.No!! Both men slowly stand up and start trading punches. Shocker punches harder and harder until he stuns Bizarro and then grabs him for a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Bizarro boxes Shocker's ears to make him let go. Bizarro the puts Shocker on his shoulders for the Black Death, but Shocker escapes and tries to bring him to the mat for a Shock Therapy, but Bizarro gets to the ropes again. The fans sigh out of disappointment for not seeing the Shock Therapy. Shocker goes to whip Bizarro to the ropes, but Bizarro reverses it and pulls Shocker into a Spinebuster! Instead of going for a cover Bizarro pulls him back up and hits a Splash Mountain Bomb! SUDDENLY AN EMPTY WHEELCHAIR COMES ROLLING DOWN THE RAMP AND CRASHES!! JESSE What the hell?? That invisible crippled man just crashed and burned!! JR What?? Have you been drinking again? Why is that wheelchair out there? Is that Father's wheelchair?? Bizarro reacts as if he's seen a ghost and starts looking all around in a panic. Bizarro leaves the ring and runs over to pick the wheelchair up. Upon seeing the initials engraved on the side he starts pulling at his hair and looking like he's going to cry. Bizarro grabs a mic and starts yelling. BIZARRO I wanna know who did this right now!! This isn't funny!! The ref comes out and tells him to get back to the match. Bizarro drops the mic and returns to the ring. When he goes to pick Shocker up he gets rolled up quickly. One…Two…Three..No!!! Bizarro loses it and starts stomping a mudhole in Shocker. He then picks Shocker up, whips him to the ropes, and hits a Hurricanrana with a pin. One…Two…Three..No!! Bizarro pulls him back up and hits a Brainbuster, which he continues for two more Rolling Brainbusters! Cover. One…Two…Three…No he still kicks out!! Bizarro looks like he's ready to kill someone as he yanks Shocker to his feet again and places him on his shoulders. Bizarro yells to the crowd that it's over. HERE I AM!!!!...................ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAAAAAANE!!!!! JR What the hell??? Oh my God!!! Oh my God!!! It can't be!! JESSE Ahhhh my head!! What's going on!? The crowd is going absolutely apeshit as "Rock You Like a Hurricane" plays over the speakers. Bizarro puts Shocker down and bails from the ring in a hurry. He looks around everywhere to see where Blurricane is. Bizarro slides back into the ring and stomps Shocker for good measure before looking back down the isle. So far Blurricane has not shown up, but Bizarro is still paranoid. Suddenly the crowd absolutely explodes as Blurricane, in street clothes, leaps over the barricade and stands on the ring apron while Bizarro is facing the other way. Slowly Bizarro turns around and sees him. Bizarro begs off and even does the bobbing Adam's apple. Out of nowhere Shocker grabs Bizarro from behind and hits a Dragon Suplex! One…Two…Three!!!! *DING DING DING* JESSE Is that not cheating?? JR Blurricane never laid a hand on anyone! That wasn't directly Shocker's fault! RING ANNOUNCER Here's your winner…SHOCKER!!!! The fans erupt as Blurricane steps into the ring, but Bizarro bails out the other side and begs off. Bizarro grabs a mic. BIZARRO I don't know what you're doing here, but when Father finds out you'll be dead!! You're not an OAOAST Superstar anymore!! You can't just show up like this! Blurricane asks for a mic. BLURRICANE I have news for you. Father isn't coming back for a long long time! BIZARRO (His voice cracking as he cries) What did you do to him you Son of a Bitch!? BLURRICANE Don't worry. You'll find out soon enough! You are going to pay for putting me through hell! You don't even know what hell is…yet!! BIZARRO Security!! This man is dangerous!! I want protection!! Bizarro runs to the back as the fans boo him and throw things at him. Blurricane throws his arms into the air in victory as "Rock You Like a Hurricane" plays over the speakers. The fans are all on their feet cheering. JR Bah gawd the Blurricane is back!!! And we still have more action to come!! Stephen Joseph vs. Caboose -- whoever loses will retire...next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Whispers in the dark. This is the way my world ends Madness, thoughts, what is all this for and why is it here and now Silence, Silence I scream…no one hears me Salvation, Damnation, two of the same. He shall regret this day Whispers grow louder, we can now hear both Stephen Joseph's voice along with Caboose's. Rue the day when he woke up I woke up? Pain, misery, all of mine is his Sometimes in life we make wrong decisions He was a fool I was a fool Almost conversational tone now. Face what I have made Oh he knows not his fate Question asked: What to do when Death comes This is his end I laugh at him Voices yelling. This is the ONLY way it will end! No! It will end on MY TERMS! Silence. Caboose and Popick yell together THIS IS HIS JUDGEMENT DAY! Silence. N E X T For whom does the bell toll? It tolls for thee * DING DING DING DING * MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is set for ONE FALL, and is a REEETTIIIIREMEEENNTT MATCH! The loser of the match WILL have his OaOasT contract TERMINATED IMMEDIATELY! Introducing first, from Derby England, former OaOasT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, the man of mystery, the master of the Emerald Fusion, the Scourge of New South Wales, he iiiiiSSSS CABOOSE! Cue 'Cochise, Audioslave' As the chorus builds, pyro begins to shoot off from the ring turnbuckles. A line whizzes through the air and meets a pole on the other side of the ring, and Caboose RAPPELS down from the top of the ship's control center, letting go of the rappel just as he flies over the turnbuckle, landing standing, arms outstretched in a crow-like pose atop the ring. JR Fans everywhere are cheering for Caboose right now. JESSE He's the hands on favorite to win this. No one has even asked him what he feels like if he is retired tonight. JR Don't think that's such a good idea. His confidence could be his undoing JESSE Not against a softie like Stephen Joseph. Recovering his feelings, please! JR It's called having a damn conscience, and its about time Stephen got his back. MICHAEL BUFFER aaaaNNNDD, introducing his opponent, from ATLANTA, GEORGIA, he is the ½ of the former OAOAST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, a former NORTH AMERICAN, TELEVISON, and UNITED STATES CHAMPION, the Innovator of the Synchroncity Version 3, he is … STEPHEN JOSEPH! CUE: "My Own Prison, Creed" Lights go off across the arena as the powerful cords pop up and on. White Pyro screams out of the floor around the entranceway ::cough, curtain, cough:: and as Stephen Joseph steps out, he's adjusting his leather gloves. The tie is off, the trench coat is off, heck, Stephen is in his wrestling gear entirely as he walks down the ramp, slapping a few hands, and getting treated to the largest mixed reaction this side of Hogan/Rock. Stephen climbs up onto the ring apron and turns around, posing ala Jericho JESSE So, what of his reaction JR? JR Well, he deserves it…No one knows what to make of him or his actions recently. JESSE He's turned softie JR He's turned into a good human being finally. JESSE Which is why JR, he will lose tonight JR I thought evil always lost Jesse JESSE Evil wins JR, because good is stupid. JR Oh bother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Stephen Joseph turns away from the ring ropes, sliding between them to enter the ring, walking slowly up to the center and meeting Caboose midway. They stare into the oblivion enveloping each of their eyes. A large "Caboose" chant erupts, muffled slightly by a reactionary but very small "BPP" chant, but as the Caboose chant dies, the BPP chant grows louder JR A mixed reaction tonight here fans. And then ANOTHER "C-Boose" chant, this one louder than before, as still both men haven't looked away, maybe having not even blinked. As the last chant breaks down, referee Jack Doan intercedes between the two men, separating them. Stephen Joseph turns and nods, then begins circling the ring with Caboose in the middle, this act bringing the fans once again vocally into the match, cheering for the gladiators. Caboose, for his part, moves slowly and with purpose, hunkered down a bit, wondering which body part Stephen has picked out this time. Stephen isn't really thinking the same about Caboose, merely wondering which body part won't be injured by the time the night is up…it is a dark day indeed. Caboose steps forward quickly, and Stephen retreats to the left, jiving around the other way, eliciting boos from the crowd for avoiding the entreat into action. JESSE Gee, can't they start. JR It's suspenseful. JESSE My ass…Someone get me a beer. Going the opposite way, Stephen circles and Caboose steps forward again. Stephen drops down quickly, dropping forward onto his back and sweeping Caboose's leg out from under him. Moving over quickly, Stephen Joseph rolls to grab Caboose leg, pulling both men up to a vertical base, each facing the other with scowls. Having Caboose's right leg, Caboose tries to enziguri Mr. Popick, but Stephen ducks down beneath the kick then grabs it, wheelbarrowing Caboose. He backs up a few steps, pulling Caboose up, and then goes to Wheelbarrow Slam Caboose, but to his credit Caboose counters the move by curling his back and rolling Stephen Joseph over with a modified rana of sorts, it in and of itself a brilliant counter. They're both back up immediately, and Caboose flurries a series of rights and lefts, with Stephen Joseph swatting each and every one away with a grace of a experienced martial artist. Grabbing Caboose's right arm, he stops the flurry, staring into Caboose's eye, and then going behind with a hammerlock right into a headlock, wrenching at the neck as Caboose's cheeks become visibly red JR Well there you go…That's a headlock JESSE Makes me proud to see one done so well…too bad it's by him. Caboose begins to fight back…and pushes BPP from the back, moving BPP but not removing the headlock, but it does make it a bit lighter. Caboose punches Stephen's kidneys a few more time, and then throws him off towards the ropes. Stephen rebounds with a running clothesline, and the crowd BOOS! Stephen Joseph looks up, almost in shock, and then hits the ropes again, running again and knocking Caboose OVER and flat on his belly with a thunderous clothesline to even more BOOS! "Yeah, okay, whatever," Stephen mutters underneath his breath. As Caboose clamors to get up, Stephen runs to the far side again, trying to launch a third clothesline…Caboose's neck is smacked by Stephen's arm, but Caboose doesn't budge, his eyes afire with the no-sell, and Caboose has his right arm around Stephen's neck. "Oh shit!" Stephen screams, but Caboose turns downward, hitting the END OF THE LINE! Caboose rolls Popick over and goes for the cover with the crowds support. 1! 2! Nope! Stephen Joseph kicks out right after the two count, getting a large "TWOOO" cry, and some small cheers. Caboose shakes his head as he gets up, not really surprised that Popick kicked out, but wishing he hadn't. Stephen starts shaking the cobwebs out of his head, getting himself back into the game, when Caboose levels him with a running dropkick to the back of the noggin. JR Caboose beginning to take over on offense here. JESSE That's because it's all about focus. He's focused on ending Popick's career tonight! If he couldn't overthrow Joseph from power, what makes ya think he can take his career? JR Caboose lives in Britian. And who's the biggest name out of the U.K.? JESSE Tony Blair? The Beatles? JR No. Bond, James Bond. And Bond never loses. JESSE He must be the Timothy Dalton verison, and we all know what happened to him. Caboose stands over Stephen's back, slashing his hands through the air, and connecting down on Stephen's neck with an elbow to a pop from the crowd. He pulls Stephen over and grabs the far leg for a pinfall attempt. 1! 2! Kickout by Stephen! He turns counter-clockwise rolling onto his knees as Caboose brushes the attempt off, and takes his time walking around Stephen, bending down to Stephen's face and slapping the spit out. Fans everywhere Ohhh and Ahhh JR Caboose getting a little cocky here. JESSE Confidence JR..It's called C.O.N.F.I.D.E.N.C.E JR I can spell JESSE Really? Didn't know they taught how to do that out there? Caboose pulls Stephen up to a vertical base, stepping behind and locking in an old-school sleeper. Stephen's arm alternate between limping and fighting out, as Stephen tries to grab a rope, but he's in the middle of the ring. Realzing this, Stephen drops down to his knees, grabbing Caboose's legs with each of his arms, then slowly…very slowly, raising himself. Stephen stumbles as his face is red from the lack of oxygen, but he regains his footing and pedals backward, falling back from exhaustion but ramming Caboose back first into the turnbuckle to break the hold! Momentarily stunned, Caboose slaps himself silly to wake up. He jumps on the second turnbuckle, leaping off with a second rope drop kick, but its swapped away by Stephen, who has regained enough oxygen to fight again. Stephen helps Caboose up, and swipes him across the chest with a loud "WHOOO!" getting the crowd behind him momentarily. He whips Caboose across, and lowers his back to telegraph a back body drop. Caboose rebounds, sees this, and catches Stephen, who lifts Caboose onto his shoulders and crashes him down to the mat with a Main Event Spinebuster~! Stephen, collapsing, crawls over on his back and drapes an arm over! 1! 2! JR WE HAVE A... Caboose kicks out, rolling towards the ring edge and right near the ropes. Meanwhile, Stephen has pulled himself up, and starts yelling, ostensibly firing himself up. Trudging towards Caboose, Stephen tries to pull him towards the ring, but Caboose throws Stephen out of the ring instead! Stephen tumbles over the top rope, hits his head on the ring apron, and falls onto the mat outside! Caboose smiles, and slides underneath the bottom rope, following Popick outside…but wait? Caboose is underneath the ring, and in a minute he pulls back out a STEEL CHAIR…Caboose looks at it, throws it into the ring, and slides back under the ring. Jack Doan grabs the chair, and Stephen grabs Caboose's leg sticking out, He pulls Caboose out as Jack turns to throw the steel chair out, and Caboose WHACKS Stephen's leg with a CRICKET BAT SHOT! And the crowd BOOS more than it CHEERS! JR Caboose is cheating! JESSE What's new? Stephen's knee crumples, and he falls back down to the mat. Caboose places the bat on the last of the steel steps, picking Popick up and throwing him into the ring! Popick rolls in clutching the knee, and Caboose climbs in and follows He looks around, and sees the chair isn't there, so Caboose does what he does best, pitch a hissy fit, this time in the direction of Jack Doan. Doan doesn't back down, and points to the chair on the outside. Caboose flips him off and grabs the chair himself, pulling himself into the ring, being obstructed by Jack Doan. Stephen has righted himself, and Caboose just pushes Jack out of the way, and Caboose runs at Stephen, swinging the chair. Stephen Joseph, for his good eyes, tumbles forward and turns 180 to avoid the chair shot. Caboose turns around, sees he missed, and runs again, going to strike Stephen. This time Stephen jumps down and to the side, and Caboose's Chair strikes Jack Doan! The referee out, Caboose pulls the chair back towards him and turns to face Stephen, who's right there with a roundhouse kick to the Chair and Caboose's right shoulder! The chair flies out of Caboose's hand and lands perched near a turnbuckle, but that's not the story. Stephen clasps on a front full nelson and pulls Caboose up, and then slams him down on his back SYNCHRONICITY V1 STYLE~! 1! 2! ???Where's the ref? The crowd counts three, but Stephen curses…Caboose's chairshot knocked Jack out. Stephen gives up on the pinfall, and turns his attention to reviving Jack, which consists of pulling him up gingerly. Jack stumbles, allowing Stephen to see Caboose recovering. Stephen creeps up from behind, and clasps on a full-nelson….Caboose squirms, but Stephen pulls him back into a full-nelson stunner, the FINALITY~! The crowd gets up on their feet as Stephen rolls back over to cover, and Jack has recovered to count! 1! 2! 3! No! Caboose gets his shoulder up at the last moment, Jack's count being a mite slow due to his head being bashed in earlier. Stephen can't believe it, and neither can the crowd, who both cheered and booed. 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Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 JR What's left...both men are kicking out of each other's finishers. JESSE Yes JR, but they each have 1 finisher left...and NO MAN has kicked out of the Synchronicity V3 or the Emerald Fusion. JR It's a matter of who gets who first. Right now, Stephen's still in control Stephen Joseph pulls himself up on the ropes, leaving Caboose to bend up on his knees. Kneeling, Caboose's face exposes a small streak of red, blood, from the impact of the previous Finality. Stunned, Caboose puts up his hand to his head, wiping the blood away, and tasting it, shooting a look of glee at Stephen Joseph. Joseph backs away and around, taking a breather as the crowd for the first time tonight starts to cheer him on. But then, a loud Caboose chant starts back up, drowing out Stephen's cheers, and drawing the former champion to his feet. Caboose turns and stands, drawing into a hookup with Stephen Joseph. Joseph bashes his fist onto Caboose's back, making him fall to his knees again. Stephen pulls Caboose up, then releasing him, flicking him two birds Austin-style "You no good son of a bitch, you put me through hell for a year...FUCK YOU~!" the camera's mic picks up. Stephen slaps spit out of Caboose's mouth, drawing OHHHS from the crowd and causing Caboose to spin around. Stephen clotheslines him down! "Now, ITS OVER" Stephen yells to the crowd, motioning for Synchronicity again. Fans rise out from their seats as Stephen grasps the familiar frontal full-nelson choke hold. Caboose grabs Jack Doan and kicks Stephen Joseph in the crotch, drawing boos and jeers from the crowd. Caboose turns and flicks off the crowd, throwing Stephen into the turnbuckle nearest to him. He then picks up Stephen, placing him sitting on the top of the turnbuckle, Stephen's legs tucked in the ring. Caboose turns and runs to the opposite turnbuckle "This is HOW we do it in ENGLAND POPICK!" Caboose starts running towards the sitting Popick, springboarding off the left side middle rope near Popick and hooking his legs under Popick's armpits with a spinning hurricanrana. Problem. Popick didn't move. His arms catch Caboose's spinning legs underneath his armpits, and he pulls Caboose back, clasping a frontal full-nelson Chokehold on Caboose. The crowd's back on its feet as Popick stands on the second rope. He looks around as Caboose tries to wriggle away, and then he jumps down, crushing Caboose's neck and spine 2ND ROPE SYNCHRONICITY V3! JR Popick's done it...He's done it...COVER HIM! JESSE For the love of GOD! Caboose flops over onto his back, and Stephen raises up his right arm "CMON!" he yells at Jack Doan who slides into position. Stephen's right arm hooks Caboose's right leg, and Stephen lies across Caboose's shoulders The crowd and Jack Doan count! 1! JR MY GOD~! 2! JESSE GET YOUR SHOULDER UP! 3! Stephen Joseph WINS THE MATCH What? Jack Doan waves off the count, and Caboose's hand is straight out... JESSE I don't believe it! Caboose did it! JR Caboose kicked out of the Synchronicity! JESSE That's how much he hates Stephen Joseph... And the crowd Cheers an groans for the near-fall, but most of all, Stephen Joseph cannot believe it. He's standing, hitting the turnbuckle with frustration as Caboose rolls onto his chest. Stephen looks at the crowd, and they respond "GO BIG POPPA~!" chant! He looks again out at them, puts up his right fist clentched, mouthing "Thank You", then cutting his throat with the same hand, turns back around to see Caboose, trying to get up. "Want some help there buddy?" Stephen taunts, kicking Caboose in the gut and rolling him over. "Huh?, Thought you would retire me...Retire me my sweet ass..." Stephen kicks him again, and Caboose is near the turnbuckle on the far side. Caboose uses the ropes to pull himself up, and Stephen swipes a shot across the back. Caboose stands at attention, waking up, turns and grabs Popick by the neck and throws him violently into the turnbuckle corner, unloading shots of rights and lefts, closed fists and chops, until Jack Doan pulls him away. "You want it...YOURE RETIRING TONIGHT" Caboose yells as he is pulled back, seeing the top of Stephen's left eye swollen and bleeding..." Stephen staggers two steps out of the corner as Caboose is released. Caboose motions to the crowd and kicks Stephen in the gut, putting his hands to Stephen's sides... JESSE THIS IS IT! JR MY GAWD! Caboose pulls Stephen Joseph up and down EMERALD FUSION! EMERALD FUSION! Stephen's head snaps on the mat, lying prone, and Caboose stands up, salutes the crowd who BOOS! back at him Caboose shrugs it off and drops down, covering Stephen and hooking the far leg...Jack Doan not a choice, he must count! 1! JR No, NOT LIKE THIS! 2! JESSE This is the End of the Line! 3! 3! NO! Stephen has his left shoulder up and Jack waves off the three count! JR HOLY SHIT! Excuse my language, mama. JESSE I Can't believe it! JR Neither can Caboose, He's irate! Stephen Joseph, having been the first man ever to kick out of the Emerald Fusion, doesn't look so happy. Caboose isn't very happy either actually…and actually, he's pissed. Caboose pulls Jack Doan by the collar, and Jack is threatening to DQ Caboose right there if he hits him… Caboose pulls back...but stalls on the punch delivery. Caboose drops Jack's shirt and turns with a scowl to BPP. The crowd now firmly chanting "BPP!" at the top of their lungs, Caboose's masterplan gone awry…no one really can tell what's going through his mind. Jack Doan goes to check on BPP, kneeling down and seeing if there's a reaction. Stephen rolls over onto his stomach, letting Jack know that there is life there still. Caboose throws Jack off and down to the mat, pulling Stephen up by his hair, choking him with both hands towards the turnbuckle. Stephen struggles as his face turns red, getting his arms under and pushing agains Caboose's armpits…Stephen lifts up with his last strength, and slams Caboose down hard on the mat…SYNCHRONICITY STYLE! Jack Doan slides in for the count... 1! 2! Caboose kicks out! Stephen slams the mat hard with his hand, and then his eyes gaze over to a lonely turnbuckle…with a steel chair. Stephen walks over and picks up the chair, drawing cheers and boos from the audience. Walking back, Stephen hovers over Caboose, who's trying to get up…Caboose looks up, and Stephen rears back…but then, Stephen doesn't swing. Instead Stephen drops the chair and turns to Jack, waving him off…Caboose, near to the ropes and ring apron, looks down and reaches for his Cricket bat. Stephen turns to pull up Caboose, and as Jack turns with the chair, Caboose whacks Stephen across the head with the Cricket bat, re-opening the wound. Stephen falls back and into Jack Doan, who falls onto the mat, dropping the chair. Caboose chuckles, and walks over to the chair as Stephen struggles to get up. Caboose opens up the chair, and sets it sitting style on the mat…then kicking Stephen in the gut. Blood streaming, he picks Stephen up, and then promptly slams him down through and into the steel chair setup….EMERALD FUSION! The sound of metal on bone is a sickening crack. The crowd groans and boos…boos louder as Caboose throws the steel chair out of the ring. Jack rolls around and sees Caboose's cover. 1! JR NO! Not like this! 2! 3! 3! Jack's hand does fall a third time...and the match, much like Stephen Joseph's wrestling career… is over. Caboose stands over a fallen Stephen Joseph, and looks to the crowd, and he's met with an exceptionally large mixed reaction! JR They're booing and cheering the victor here. JESSE I think they're just upset they couldn't see more of Popick getting whipped. JR Maybe they're upset this great match has ended...And Popick played by the RULES dammit! JESSE He lost. Prove that wrong Caboose soaks up the crowd reaction ala Rock, and then pulls a limp body up from the mat. He pauses as the crowd pauses their mixed feelings. CABOOSE He deserves MORE! Stephen Joseph is pulled down... END OF THE LINE ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! Blood gushes from his forehead from that blow, and Caboose stands over him, kicking him in the gut. Caboose then pushes Stephen over to his back, grabs the steel chair, and WHACKS him on the head, then proceeding to jam it into Stephen's defenseless stomach! JR Dammit! That's enough! He's busted to hell and gone. JESSE This is getting sickening...The damn ring is red! JR He didn't deserve this did he? Did he deserve his life to be taken away Jesse? You happy now? JESSE ... I can't support this, this is too much. Running from the back, Peter Cone aka SpiderPoet and Zack Malibu come in down the walkway and enter the ring, Caboose looks at both and drops the chair, ducking out of the ring and watching Zack/Poet closely. For some while, Stephen doesn't move…Actually, its SP and ZM who hoist Stephen up and use their bodies to walk him to the back, turning him around for one last look at an OaOasT ring. For there was no hero in Mudville…tonight. But the villian, the man who struck him out...returns to the ring and stands proudly, the rain of cheers at the beginning of the match, now a rain of trash and profanities... Caboose is a new man. A very dangerous man. A hated man. And yet, he is standing in the ring, whilst Mighty Casey is not. The End (NOT THE SHOW...MORE TO COME) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 A cemetery is a bitter and somber reminder of the dead who are only memories for those who live. This was no different for the cloaked man that stood in front of the headstone of a lone grave. He held a bouquet of white roses that had just come into blossom and were apparently wild roses as they still carried little droplets of dew upon them. The man knelt before the grave and stayed that way for a long time. In a remorseful voice he spoke, "It's been a long time, hasn't it Yanni? It's been too long, my old friend. I should have come more often, but I've had a life to live or so I tell myself. I really am quite sorry about that." A sigh of grief escapes from underneath the hood. He gently places the bouquet upon the grave of 'Yanni'. "Do you remember that day from so long ago? That day that I made that promise? You had always loved my stories and poems; you had always admired my way of words and ideals. You asked of me to create a tale that would be yours and yours alone. I thought you were jesting as I have never considered myself worthy of any praise or value in any respect." His right hand places itself upon the headstone. It soon traces the engraved words that are upon it. Slowly he outlined every etched in word as if to prompt the memory of her passing. To find some peace with the fact that she was gone. "I never thought that something was wrong that day. I never would've guessed that it would be the last time we spoke to each other. I could never see myself without you. That's why I didn't notice you were ill. I couldn't accept it. Yet, here is your grave from so long ago." His hand reached within his cloak and retrieved from within a necklace. It was plain and ordinary but for the two small black opals encased in a spiraling twisted 'cell' of gold. The necklace was presented to the headstone, as if it could see it for Yanni. "I still have this gift I was meaning to give to you as a token of what you meant to me, Yanni. You were my guardian angel in a time when all I had around me was despair and fear; as you comforted a wounded soul and a troubled lad. You were there for me when I had no where to turn to. You understood who I really was better than I did." The hand that held the gift faltered for but a moment. It slipped from the grasp and quickly drifted to meet the ground below it. Yet as quickly as it had crept from the man's grip so to was the man's reaction into snatching it out of mid-air. "After you passed away, I meant to write that story for you. I wanted to do so, but I couldn't find myself able to do so. With you gone I didn't have it in me to write. I had lost what drove me on, Yanni. I had lost what was probably the last piece of will to live my life. You were that much to me and only now do I realize this." His hand lowers itself as if to place the necklace upon the base of the headstone, but hesitates at the very last second of placing it there. In the distances, the sound of thunder could be heard. "From then on in I lived with despair and doubt, fear and terror, shadow and darkness. But most importantly, I lived a lie. …I became everything that I was not, because I gave into my own nightmares of my life. I could not … no. I chose not to retain that enthusiasm for life that was within my heart. I became a shell of who I was without you." The man shook his head at the recollection of what he had originally been in his sorrows. That there was a time when he believed the world had abandoned him, left him to grieve alone from the rest of humanity. "For the years that have passed since then, the lie has taken hold of everything. Soon, it became who I was. I was nothing more than a vicious falsehood that had no bearing of time nor gave a damn about the world around him. I was content with that. Or so I had thought. So I probably craved at that point of my life." His head lowered so that he could look at the ground in solemn reflection of that time of what his next words would be. A few moments passed, in which he moved slightly as if to speak, but remained still for a bit; the words held upon his tongue. Finally with coarseness of sorrowfulness his voice spoke once more. "You told me once that everyone has a flicker of hope inside of them. That even in their darkest times, when the world seemed to have forgotten them, that all sense of life had been driven to decay; a single ray of truth would shine up from within and guide them out of the shadow of lies. It took only that person's own yearning for that hope to bring it to them. …after you died, I did not yearn for that hope. I wished for everything but hope. I wanted nothing more than to be rid of the final cares I had left and be done with the world. I could not do so by my own hand, I still held onto life by a thread. A single strand of thread that would not last long in the despair of the shadows. It did not take long for that lone strand of my being to be torn apart. As it gave way to the misery that was left, I sought my own death. The blade of a knife slashing both my wrists open would be my suicide that I sought. I choose that method as I could then see my gloom seep out from their wounds. Each droplet of blood was a second of a tragic life that I would not have to see. The blade was held to my wrist and the sorrow of life would ebb from my body. But out from the corner of my eyes, I saw this necklace. I had lost it after your death and forevermore contemplated that it was missing for the rest of my days. The knife that I held to my wrist was no longer clenched, but instead fell to the floor. I quickly grasped the necklace in my hand as I do hold it now. My gaze went to the necklace that was meant to be our symbol of friendship. After all this time, it had reappeared before me. My last ray of hope had come to me. I let it guide me through our memories that we had spent with one another. It reminded me of the times of joy we had in each other's company; the times of ill fortune came upon us that made us both weep in tears; even the times of our bitter quarrels that made us feel anger against the other, all were shown to me. You are the reason I am still alive today, Yanni. The memories you had shared with me shall always keep a piece of hope resounding within me." The cloaked man drew his hand back in to hold it close to his chest. He pressed the necklace as close to his heart as he could manage. "As for my promise to you, I intend to still keep it. This time though, I shall let my own life be my story to you. My ideals, words and actions shall be the story that you wished to hear of. And as of this moment, a new chapter begins that I hope you shall enjoy dearly. My apologizes my Wildheart, for rambling but trying to put into words what I've felt for years is not easily done for one such as I." The cloaked man gets up slowly as if he agonizes over the fact that he must depart from this place. He pauses at half height and begins to think that he can stay just a little bit longer. Just have a few moments more to spend with his departed companion, but as the skies begin to rain, he knows that he must make haste. "Goodbye Yanni. I will visit more often." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 JR We had expected Tony to conduct "The Body Shop" toight, but I guess that won't be the case. I haven't seen him all day. JESSE He's probably busy having a massive party at one of his manisons. JR We're sorry to those 2 fans of TBS-- JESSE Oh, there's more than that. JR You're right. Those 3 fans. Anyway, away we go with the OAOAST Championship match. Enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 A hush falls over the rabid crowd, as a ladder is carried out and set up in the aisle. The announcer climbs up the steps, and into the ring, with the AngleSlam crowd waiting on what he has to say. RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is your MAIN EVENT for the evening, and will be a LADDER MATCH for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! MC This is the one we've been waiting for, Coach. COACH About time. I'm starting to get seasick from being on this boat for so long! The sound of piano keys fill the ocean air, and the fans clamor in anticipation. The sounds of Evanescence's "Bring Me To Life" pulsate from the speakers, marking the arrival of the OAOAST World Champion... Zack Malibu! Zack emerges through the pyro, accompanied by his new valet, Candie. The pair head down the rampway, and stop midway, each one stopping on a side of the ladder. Both of them then begin to climb, and make it up to the higher steps, posing on the ladder and working the crowd up. They climb down, and Zack doesn't even have his feet on the deck when a steel chair is brought hard across his back by COLVID~! MC What the hell is this!? Candie runs over, and tries to pull the chair away, but gets shoved down by Colvid. Calvin Szechstein's right hand man brings the chair down on Zack's back again, weakening the champion before the match even starts. MC Colvid's jumped Zack before the match even...Coach, look at this! With the assault taking place in the aisle, Calvin Szechstein has appeared in the ring! Sly Sommers is at ringside, and pulls a ladder out from under the ring, and slides it in to him! Calvin props the ladder up just under the belt, and starts to climb the ladder! COACH Did the bell ring? I mean, can he win it like this? Whether he can or not, we'll never know, as Candie sprints for the ring, and hops up on the top rope...DROPKICKING CALVIN OFF THE LADDER~! COACH YEAH~! You go, girl! The crowd roars in approval, as Candie sticks it to her former employer. Sly Sommers has a smirk on his face, however, and charges Candie, but she slides under him, through his legs. Before he knows what hit him, Candie kicks a field goal between his legs, then runs him out of the ring, shoving him through the ropes to the floor! Calvin, slightly shaken from the fall, spins Candie around now, and shoves her backwards in a taunting fashion, until he's got her backed into the corner. Calvin starts belittling her, getting right in her face, and...they cheer? BECAUSE ZACK MALIBU IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM! Zack grabs Calvin by the shoulder and spins him around, then unleashes the fists of fury on him, dazing him with punches! Zack takes his arm and whips him into the opposite corner, and then charges with a full head of steam...Corner Lariat~! Calvin comes staggering forward, and Zack rushes him again, this time clotheslining him over the ropes and to the floor! The fans go wild, and Colvid and Sly regroup with Calvin, helping him up. Calvin assures them that he's OK, and tells them to go to the back. Sly and Colvid debate the issue with them, but Calvin reassures them that it's all "under control", and tells his partners in crime to head to the back. MC That was a hell of a way to get this match underway. COACH You're telling me. I felt like I was announcing a Royal Rumble, not a Ladder Match! Candie and Zack have a few words, and then the good lookin' gal heads to the floor, taking her spot at ringside. Calvin, directing a sneer at Malibu, climbs up the steps and into the ring. Calvin points up at the belt, dangling from the light fixtures above, and then to himself, telling Zack that the belt is going to go home with him tonight. Zack's tired of talking, and waves Calvin on, and Calvin comes forward, striking with a hard slap that leaves a handprint on Zack's cheek. Zack turns back and starts firing off punches again, and this time following up by Irish Whipping Calvin to the ropes, only instead of bouncing off the ropes, Calvin slides out under the bottom rope to the floor! Calvin immediately lifts up the ring apron and searches for another ladder under the ring, while Zack takes the one that's in the ring and folds it up flat. Calvin finds another ladder, but right when he looks up, Zack sends the ladder he has sliding across the canvas, and shooting out under the bottom rope, catching Calvin square in the mush! Calvin stumbles backwards, and as Zack comes towards that side of the ring to come for Calvin, Cal slams his arms down on the part of the ladder sticking out, sending the other half shooting upwards and nailing Zack in the chin! Zack turns away, holding his mouth and making sure all his teeth are intact, as Calvin crawls back in. Calvin picks the ladder up off the mat, and rams it into Zack's ribs, just as Malibu turned to face his rival. Calvin takes the folded up later and props it in the corner, and then goes back for Zack. He takes the champion by the hair, dragging him over to the opposite corner, and kicking him in the stomach once...twice...three times the charm! Calvin takes Zack and goes to send him to the opposite side, into the ladder, but Zack counters the whip, and pulls Calvin in and drops him on his knee with an inverted atomic drop! Zack bounces off the ropes, and comes charging with a Yakuza Kick~!, but Calvin ducks, and again goes scurrying under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring, trying to slow down the pace before Zack can get any momentum going at all. MC Look at him! Calvin is running scared! Malibu, fed up with the chickenshit tactics, heads out of the ring, causing Calvin to scurry away. Malibu gives chase, and as Calvin goes to slip into the ring again, Zack pulls him out by his leg, then rams his face into the apron! Calvin stumbles, and Zack takes him by the head and TOSSES him, headfirst into the post! Calvin falls to his knees, and tries to escape by walking on them, but Zack picks him up. Malibu turns him around, and starts firing off right hands, dazing Szechstein. Malibu then grabs Calvin by the wrist, and whips him into the guardrail, the impact so hard that the barrier pushes back and sends ringside fans scattering! Calvin tries to get up, but looks like a hobbling drunk as he stumbles forward...RIGHT INTO A SPEAR BY ZA...NO! CALVIN DODGES IT! ZACK CRASHES INTO THE GUARDRAIL! The momentum Zack had behind the move has knocked the guardrail backwards, leaning into the lap of some of the ringside fans. Calvin stepped out of the way in the nick of time, and now takes the next few moments to recover. He heads over and helps the fans get the railing out of their laps by pulling it back up to normal position, and then taking Zack Malibu and choking him across the top of the railing! Calvin pulls Zack, who's eyes are glazed over, and tells him that he's "brought this on himself" before standing him up and then hitting a face first Russian Legsweep, dropping Zack sternum first across the railing! Calvin turns away, and sees Candie coming towards Zack to check on his welfare. Rather than approach his former cohort, Calvin merely shoots her a smug grin, letting his confidence shine through in the most slimey way possible. He heads back into the ring, while Candie checks on Zack, who's draped over the railing. Calvin is in the ring, and pulls the ladder out of the corner, and props it up in the middle of the ring, just under the rigging that is holding the OAOAST Championship in the air. Calvin starts his climb, when the camera's cut to Zack coming to, with Candie pointing at Calvin. Nudging his new companion aside, Zack slides into the ring, and grabs Calvin's foot in mid-climb, and YANKS him to the mat. Calvin lands on his feet, but has no time to act as Zack SMASHES his face into a step on the ladder. Zack climbs up a few steps, about midway up the ladder, and grabs Calvin by the head, then propels off the ladder, spinning around and drilling Calvin with a Tornado DDT~! MC That'll rack your brain! Zack sits up, while Calvin lay stunned next to him on the canvas. The champion rolls over and pushes himself to his feet, then grabs the ladder, pulling it a few inches closer to him. Looking up to make sure he'll be in position to claim the belt, Zack then begins his climb up the rungs, moving slowly up the ladder. As he ascends the midway portion of the ladder, he feels the grip of Szechstein on his ankle, as Calvin has recovered, and is trying to pull Zack down to the mat. Zack kicks back, freeing himself of Calvin's grip, and tries to climb up again, but Calvin climbs up the first few steps, and hits several forearms to stun Zack, throwing him off balance. Szechstein then climbs down, and hurries over to the opposite side of the ladder, and he begins a rapid climb, making it 3/4 of the way up the ladder before he starts reaching at the belt. The strap of the heavyweight championship grazes his grip, but before he can get ahold of it, Malibu has recovered and is right up there, opposite of Calvin! Zack fires off a right hand that sends Calvin swaying, but Calvin responds with one of his own, and Zack holds on as to not fall from his perch. Zack fires off another shot, and reaches up, but before he can grab his title, Calvin takes another shot that throws him off-balance. The ladder teeters while the two men duke it out, and eventually gives under the constant weight shifting, falling over with one man falling off to either side...AND BOTH MEN LAND CROTCHED ON THE TOP ROPE! COACH Oh MAN, after that, no matter who wins, I think both of them are gonna come out looking like losers! MC And sounding like sopranos! After reeling in the shock of their fall, Calvin falls to the inside of the ring, while Zack bumps off the apron and to the floor. The referee checks on Calvin, who nods his head that he'll be fine to continue. The ref then heads to the ropes, and looks down at Candie, asking her if Zack's OK. The attractive starlet replies that Zack says he's fine, although watching the instant replay of that fall, it's a wonder both men didn't go into shock due to the impact on a rather sensitive area! Calvin pulls himself up by the ropes, and the referee again questions his ability to go on, but gets shoved aside for his troubled. He takes the toppled ladder and tries to set it up, keeping it steady as he stands it in position. Calvin checks the hinges of the ladder, making sure they're locked in place...AND ZACK MALIBU DARTS UNDER THE LADDER AND SPEARS CALVIN! MC Where did he come from!? Zack takes Calvin down before any attempts at getting the belt are made, but both men once again find themselves down on the mat. Zack sits up, and then goes to the ladder again, doing the manual check of making sure it's going to hold his weight. Zack begins his climb, while Calvin wearily gets up...and now Calvin rushes over, and pushes Zack's foot through the space in between rungs! Zack Malibu is hanging in a tree of Woe on the ladder! COACH This is not a good position to be in, Michael! Zack dangles from the ladder, while Calvin gets a few shots in to keep him down. Calvin then goes under the ladder, and reaches out, grabbing Zack by the head and pulling him backwards, putting all the pressure on his back! MC He's trying to snap him in half! Calvin leans back, as Malibu's cries of agony can't be stopped by anyone. Candie watches in horror as Calvin finally releases his grip, but then taunts Malibu by slapping him, then lifting his head up...and RAMMING it back into one of the rungs! Calvin takes Zack by the head again, and this time violently pulls him off of the ladder, dropping his body on the mat! Malibu lays in a crumpled heap, while Calvin stands above him, raising his arms to the crowd in an equally taunting fashion. Szechstein then exits the ring again, this time going over to the guardrail and swiping a fans drink. Calvin puts his nose to the rim of the cup, and turns away in disgust, and then pours the drink out on the deck of the ship! MC Must have been Coke. The fan, now yelling at Calvin, gets shoved aside, as Calvin reaches over and grabs the folding chair they were sitting in. He folds the chair up, and starts making his way towards Candie. Candie backs away, but Calvin catches her by the arm, and drags her with him, telling her to get into the ring. He unfolds the chair, and orders her to sit down, but she responds by knocking him silly with a slap! COACH Atta girl Candie! Cal's not amused, as he grabs Candie and shoves her into the seat, then turns his attention back to Malibu. He takes the ladder and folds it up, then lays it on the mat. With Zack still down, Calvin goes over to his foe and picks him up, then scoop slams him down onto the steel contraption. Szechstein turns back to Candie, and tells her to "Watch me finish off your hero!", as he steps out to the apron, and goes up to the top rope. With the crowd jeering him, Calvin responds with his own unkind words, and then leaps off the top with his patented 450 Splash... AND HITS NOTHING BUT KNEE! ZACK GOT HIS KNEES UP! Candie and the fans breath a sigh of relief, as the impact of that would have crushed Zack. Malibu stands up, picking the ladder up with him, and putting it over his head and shoulders! Calvin clutches his ribs, and gets to his feet, only to turn to Zack and gets SMACKED in the head as Zack spins to nail him with the ladder! Calvin staggers to the side, and Zack spins around, nailing Calvin with the ladder from THAT side! Zack takes the ladder, and lifts it off himself...then brings it down on Calvin's head! With Calvin's head stuck in a space between rungs, he hobbles around, until Zack hits a sweep kick that sends Calvin to the mat, his head jarred from being trapped in the ladder! MC Chalk Cal up for someone who'll need a neckbrace after tonight! Zack pulls the ladder off Calvin's shoulders now, and lays it on the mat, and now he does to Calvin what was done to him, slamming him down on the cold, hard steel. Zack stands over Calvin, and sees Candie, sitting over in the corner. He motions to her to toss him the chair, and she stands up, folds up the chair and throws it over. Candie then steps out to the apron, standing to watch what Zack is going to do next. He heads out to the apron as well, and goes up top, weilding the chair... MC Any time there's a ladder, a steel chair, and someone on the top rope, it can't possibly be good for the intended victim... Malibu stands on the top rope, and springs off, sliding the chair under his legs Arabian Facebuster style... IT'S A GUILLOTINE CHAIR-DROP... AND IT MISSES~! Calvin Szechstein rolled off the ladder in the NICK OF TIME, as Malibu crashes down hard, stunned from the fall. Calvin, showing a burst of adrenaline, springs to his feet, and pulls Zack up, swiping the chair from his grip! Calvin takes the chair and nails Zack once...ZACK DOESN'T GO DOWN~! He hits him again, and Zack falls to one knee, but fights through the pain and stands up again! Calvin rears back and takes a third shot, but Zack ducks...THE CHAIR HITS THE TOP ROPE, and Calvin takes the rebound shot! Malibu runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes, and dives at his stunned opponent...SPEARING HIM...THROUGH THE ROPES!?! THE IMPACT OF THE SPEAR SNAPPED THE ROPES FROM THE POST! ZACK AND CALVIN HAVE BROKEN THE RING! ZACK AND CALVIN GO FLYING TO THE DECK OF THE SHIP AND SMASHING INTO THE GUARDRAIL! COACH YO~! If you said that the crowd would chant "Holy Shit" after that one, you guessed right, as both men lay down on the deck of the ship! MC Talk about your high-impact manuevers...that had to be one of the greatest spears I've ever seen! He took him right out of the ring! COACH He BROKE the ring, Cole! Look at that one side! The ropes were completely ripped from the corner! The three ropes dangle from the far post, running down across the apron and onto the ship's deck. Both the referee, Candie, and a crew of OAOAST EMT's and road agents run out to make sure nobody's dead. *Replay is show, once in fast motion, complete with the crowd's "Aah's" and "Oooh's" of shock. A slow motion replay is show, showing Zack driving Calvin against the ropes so hard with the spear that the ropes actually sprung from their support holds! Both guys are helped to their feet, the distant look in their eyes after having been through so much in only twelve or so minutes. Calvin comes to, and shoves the staff aside, jumping clear into the ring easily (with no ropes on one side, duh...) and immediately goes for the ladder, seeing this as his chance. Zack is being looked at, but notices Calvin in the ring, and charges forward, knocking the rest of the staff and even Candie away! Calvin begins his climb, but Zack pulls him back to the mat, and rams his head into the rung, just like before! Calvin reels, but then takes Zack by the head and rams him into it headfirst as well, dazing him. Calvin runs up the ladder while Zack is dazed, but Malibu goes over to the other side, and charges up that side as well! Both men are on the next to last rung, each one reaching for it. Calvin chops Zack, trying to keep him from getting the belt, and Zack responds back with one of his own. Calvin tries a punch, same result, as Zack gives as well as he takes. Zack blocks another Calvin punch, and rams him headfirst into the very top step, leaving Calvin hung out to dry on top of the ladder, Zack grabs him by the head, locking him in a facelock, and pulling him up and over across the top step... COACH What is he... ZACK MALIBU SUPLEXES CALVIN SZECHSTEIN OFF THE LADDER AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS~! A SUPERPLEX FROM TEN FEET OFF THE GROUND AT LEAST~! MC They're going to KILL each other out there! Just as the fans have let the Holy Shit chant from earlier die out, another one is started, as no tables, ladders or chairs broke that fall. Calvin and Zack landed on nothing but canvas, and the fall surely did as much damage to Zack's back as it did to Calvin's. Both men are out for what feels like the hundreth time, as no one expected a mat classic out of them. This has been a brawl, a fight, where each man is taking a stand for what he believes in. For Calvin Szechstein, it's about reclaiming his past glories, about the almighty dollar that will go along with his reign. For Zack Malibu, it's about taking a stand against someone who's committed personal attacks, both verbally and physically. Someone who's not fit to represent this company as their champion. Both men start to stir, but when Calvin looks up and sees Zack moving, he gets up, and drops an elbow across the back of Zack's head, stopping him from moving again. Calvin gets up, and looks around, trying to regain his focus. He steadies the teetering ladder, and looks up, then grips one of the rungs, and begins a slow climb, taking his time as he has no choice in this condition. COACH How is he even MOVING after that suplex?! MC Adrenaline, instinct, and the fact that he could be the OAOAST World Champion in a matter of seconds! Calvin is only on the second step, looking like he's ready to pass out on the ladder, but struggles up the remaining rungs. Zack gets up, and Calvin instinctively kicks at him, but they don't have much effect, as Zack keeps coming. Malibu reaches up, and in one swift motion...HITS THE ROCK BOTTOM BACKBREAKER, PULLING CALVIN OFF OF THE LADDER AND DOWN ACROSS HIS KNEE~! COACH OK, that man is DEFINITELY gonna head out of here in a wheelchair! Zack rests on all fours, as Calvin lay still on the canvas. He pushes himself up, and now he's the one who needs to look around, regaining his sense of focus. Malibu starts the climb up, when behind him a commotion is seen in the crowd. No sooner is Zack about halfway up then JOSH MATTHEWS COMES FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE, SMASHING A CHAIR INTO HIS BACK~! ZACK FALLS BACK TO THE MAT~! MC I'll kick that teenybopper's ASS! Josh Matthews, the sidekick to the newest Totally Endorsed member, Sly Summers, gloats like all hell, as the fans cuss him out. Josh pats the trusty chair that allowed him to do the deed...AND GETS IT SUPERKICKED RIGHT INTO HIS FACE~! CANDIE HIT A SCHOOL'S OUT ON JOSH MATTHEWS~! MC ALL RIGHT~! Now THAT is why I like that girl! Candie has had enough of the cheap heel tactics from her former stable, and CRACKED Josh with that kick. As she stands over him, Calvin reaches out and grabs her by the ankle, but she kicks away. He grabs her before she can exit the ring again, and uses her to pull himself up to his feet. Eyes full of anger, Calvin grabs her by the chin, pulling her close and talking down to her...not seeing his opponent rise to his feet behind him! Zack Malibu is up, and sees what's going on, waiting on Calvin... SCHOOL'S OUT... TO CANDIE~?!?! NO~! CALVIN SPUN CANDIE INTO THE WAY~! CALVIN MADE CANDIE TAKE THE KICK!!!! COACH That son of a BITCH! MC What an asshole! Zack darts for Candie, checking on her and motioning for help to come to the ring, as Candie it OUT COLD. Calvin pries Zack up, but Malibu turns around and GOES OFF, nailing punch after punch after punch on Calvin, backing him into the ropes! Zack takes Calvin and whips him in, then takes him up and over with a back bodydrop as he comes back towards him! Calvin lay on the mat, trying to push himself up, but Zack comes running...AND NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ZACK ATTACK~! ZACK ATTACK TO CALVIN SZECHSTEIN~! MC This is NOT the side of Zack Calvin needed to bring out in a title match! Calvin is down, and Zack goes over to the corner where the loose ropes are still attatched, and pulls one into the ring, into his grasp. Zack takes the ropes, and while standing over Calvin...STARTS WHIPPING HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE LOOSE CABLE~! COACH YO~! MC You wanna talk about leaving a mark? THAT will leave you a few reminders! Calvin gets to his feet, and then falls again, the pain seeping through. He leans against the middle ropes, groaning in pain, while OAOAST Staff help Candie out of the ring and to the backstage area. The ring has been busted, Totally Endorsed have been wiped out, Candie's become an unfortunate victim, and these men have busted each other open, all for the OAOAST World Championship that hangs above. Zack Malibu beings another climb towards victory, feeling that Calvin has been worn out enough. The resiliency of the slimeball rears it's ugly head again, as Calvin crawls over, grabbing the same piece of ring rope that left welts on his back, and stands up...AND WHIPS ZACK WHILE HE'S ON THE LADDER~! Malibu tries fighting his way up despite the pain, but gives in to it, falling backward to the mat with a sick thud! Calvin looks down...AND CONTINUES TO WHIP ZACK~! Malibu curls into a ball, trying to protect himself, but even that doesn't stop Calvin from getting a few last shots in. He picks Zack up, and sends him into the ropes, then picks up the loose rope...AND SNAPS IT INTO ZACK'S RIBCAGE! Zack hunches over, and Calvin takes the rope, wraps it arounds Zack's throat to choke him, and hits a Russian Legsweep to the mat, all while driving the air out of Zack's body! Zack rolls onto his stomach, coughing and gasping. Calvin picks Zack up off the mat, and Irish Whips him into the corner, where the impact sends vibrations up Zack's spinal cord. Cal heads over, and scoops Zack up, setting him up in the Tree of Woe in the corner, and then placing a steel chair over his face. Calvin then heads to the opposite end of the ring, and charges...BUT ZACK THROWS THE CHAIR UP INTO HIS FACE~! Calvin is shocked and dazed, allowing Zack to sit up, grab Calvin by the head, and KICK OFF FROM THE CORNER, DROPPING CALVIN ACROSS HIS SHOULDER WITH A STUNNER~! Calvin does a Rock-style oversell, flipping his body completely over, while Zack collapses in exhaustion! The referee, once again, is the only one standing, until Zack becomes the first to recover. He backs up into the far corner, barely able to keep his balance when he stands up. Calvin grabs the middle rope to pull himself up to his knees, and then the top rope to pull himself to his feet, and leans against the ropes for support, as he cannot stand on his own either. Zack comes out of the corner at Calvin, who looks defenseless, but ducks the oncoming onslaught and backdrops Zack over the top...NO~! Zack SKINS THE CAT...NO~! Calvin grabs him by the legs, pulling him in a bit, and then hits the Hardcore Holly style nutshot~! Zack falls to the mat, clutching himself, and Calvin takes the loose rope and quickly wraps in around Zack's neck, using the hook from it's turnbuckle support to keep it in place. Calvin pulls Zack to his feet, and mouths something to him...THEN TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE~! ZACK MALIBU IS BEING HUNG~! The referee slides out of the ring frantically, trying to undo Zack from the cable. Calvin climbs up the ladder steadily, making it to the next to last step, and reaching up, the OAOAST Title Belt swaying in the breeze. The referee frees Zack from his grip, and Zack collapses to the deck, out of breath and near-faint, as the referee looks into the ring... AND SEES CALVIN SZECHSTEIN GRAB THE OAOAST WORLD TITLE BELT~! MC NO! No, not like that! COACH ...well...shit... The crowd boos HEAVILY, as Calvin stays perched on the ladder, raising up the big Gold belt in his right hand, then pulling it close to him, hugging it. He comes down from the ladder, and the referee goes to raise his hand, but he knocks the referee away, choosing to look down at, then raise up the belt he has just claimed, as the announcement is made... RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...and NEW...OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...CALVIN SZECHSTEIN!!! Zack Malibu pushes himself himself up off the deck with the use of the apron, and leans onto it, looking up into the ring. Calvin Szechstein parades around, showing the belt to all the fans who doubted him, to all those who ragged on Totally Endorsed. He goes over to Zack Malibu, and points at the belt, putting it close to his face, and saying "It's mine now! I told you! I told you, Malibu!" Zack is too weakened to react, too disappointed to speak, as the referee from the match goes back to Zack, offering to help him back to the dressing room. He helps Zack to walk, while the fans at ringside applaud Zack's efforts as he walks by. Road Agent Rick Martel runs down, and stands on the other side of Zack, giving more assistance to the ref so that Zack is helped back to the dressing room in quick fashion. About halfway up the aisle, Zack breaks away from them, turning to the ring and looking at Calvin Szechstein holding the World Title. The belt that Zack brought respect and honor too. The belt that made him a fighting champion. That same belt now resides in the hands of a man with different views of what respect is, and what a champion means. Tonight, at AngleSlam, a new era has begun. And not everyone is going to like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 A OAOAST ENTERTAINMENT Production DIRECTED BY Tony149 WRITTEN BY Zack Malibu Tony149 Caboose Stephen Joseph ShooterJay LaParkaYourCar Eskimo Michael Joel Benoit Kingpk Chosun One Lightning Filk What OAOAST CREATED BY CWM Anglesault Tony149 ASSISTANT TO THE PRODUCERS Eskimo ShooterJay LPYC Jingus SpiderPoet PRODUCERS Zack Malibu Big Poppa Popick EXECUTIVE CONSULTANT Tony149 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Anglesault SEPTEMBER 29th Stephen Joseph walks, head still bloody, out of the ship and onto an adjoining boat, being escorted by a burly security guard. GUARD Sir, right this way...We have a taxi waiting to take you to the hotel when you arrive at the dock. You're expected to leave on the morning flight back to Atlanta. POPICK Yeah, I know. GUARD You best be leaving now then. POPICK (looks up) " Yeah, I suppose. Stephen Joseph walks acrosst he gangplank to the fastspeed boat...and as the camera pans back, we can see the speedboat driver... Out of the speedboat's lower deck door, emerges a man who hands a piece of paper to Stephen, who smiles back, shaking his hand... JR What's Tony the Body doing on that boat? JESSE And with Stephen Joseph? I thought we were off the air. JR By Gawd, I thought this was the end! (echo "the end") To Be Continued... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
