Final WWE Smackdown Rating Comes In Strong

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Final WWE Smackdown Rating Comes In Strong

 

One of the highest of the season…

 

WWE Smackdown finished with a 3.6 rating last night on UPN, which is one of the higher ratings the show has done this season.

 

The main event of Kurt Angle & Eddie Guerrero vs. Chavo Jr. & Sr. drew a 3.6, which was lower than the 3 on 2 handicap match which scored a 4.0 and 3.9 rating for the two segments it was a part of.

 

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[Lord of The Curry 0]

Let it be known: The General = Ratings.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

*Chavo Jr. runs into The General's "war" room*

 

Chavo: Gen-aye-ral, the ratings are in! the ratings are in!

 

The General: And?

 

Chavo: SUCCESS!!

 

The General: Good...Good Chavito, good. It is all going according to plan. First we have the ratings. Then we have the loyalty. Then we sell the drugs.

 

Chavo: Then we get the money and the power and the WOMEN! AHAHHAA!

 

*The General slaps Chavo with a leather glove*

 

Chavo: I am sorry Gen-aye-ral, father, pappy...

 

The General: DO NOT REFER TO ME AS THAT IN THIS ROOM!

 

Chavo: Sorry, sorry, sorry...

 

The General: What are you still doing here, Chavito?

 

Chavo: I.. I.. I have unfortunate news, Gen-aye-ral.

 

The General: ... Un-fortunate... News?

 

Chavo: Yes, Gen-aye-ral, it is about Juvi...

 

The General: And...

 

Chavo: We sent him down to TNA with a shipment of goods and he hasn't returned.. I've called him on his cell phone, and he doesn't pick up... I think he did it again... Gen-aye-ral

 

The General: I see...

 

Chavo: I've sent Alberto to find him, sources tell me he may be somewhere in the north-east...

 

The General: SILENCE! I will not have Alberto go and find Juvi - not this time - call him and tell him to come back, and we shall just wait until Juvi comes back.

 

Chavo: How do you know he will come back, Gen-aye-ral?

 

The General: He always does... and when he does, we shall speak.

 

Chavo: I can kill him if you want me to! I can! FOR YOU! GENAYERAL! I CAN KILL HIM FOR YOU PAPA!

 

*The General slaps him again with a leather glove*

 

The General: You will do no such things... though I detest Juventud's lifestyle and his wreckless abandonment and his knack for getting into trouble... I have promised his father that I would take care of him, and as you well know, a Guerrero's word is his bond.

 

*Chavo and The General look at each other for a moment. Silence.*

 

The General: AAAAAAHAHAHHAHA!

 

Chavo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

The General: Yes, yes, you may kill him when he comes back. Heh, now... go and get me my 7-Up, I am thirsty.

[Highland 0]

It's worlds better than most of the storylines we're subjected to.....

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh, just you wait - Juvi returns and all-out hilarity breaks loose.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I think everything involving The General and Chavo should deal w/ Chavo getting overly excited about killing somebody.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

He's so CRAZY!

 

About a .9 on the Basham scale.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Holy shit, that's pretty fucking crazy.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh, you know it. One time, I heard, that Chavo shaved his head... HIS HEAD! CRRRRAAAAAAAAZZZZYYY!!!