Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) OAOAST Productions, Proudly Presents... #~~THE LOVE SHACK~~# RODEZ ¡Ola, mon peeps! Yes, that's right, your eyes are not decieving you. We're kicking off tonight with what you paid your hard earned money to see...talking! Love Shack talking! And I've got to tell you all, I am excited. More excited than Rick Heyross at a WWE used gimmick auction. Because tonight, here at World Without End, me and the jolly jock, The Zackster himself, Zack Malibu are going to kick it, two out of three falls style with The GPX for the OAOAST World Tag Team Championships. And...speaking of the World Tag Team Championships, that leads me in nicely to my guests this evening. You might remember them as The Nerdlys...but if you do, please do the booking committee a favour and forget. For now, they are skaters. They are Hell Mel and The Marv...they are The Sk8ter Boiz! Cue the piped in applause track, as The Sk8ter Boiz skate onto the set. Rodez gives them both a Jerry Lynn style double 'RAWK~' hang signal, before they kick up their boards and sit themselves down, still looking a little over-awed at the occassion. RODEZ I'm Leon Rodez and this is Jacka...I mean, The Love Shack. And Marv, Mel, welcome. It's really 'radical' to see you 'dudes' here. Now, obviously, you guys are the former World Tag Team Champions and, before we go any further, I just wanna say "no hard feelings" about me and Zack winning at TLC. THE MARV Right back at ya bro. No shame in losing to someone like you and someone like Zack. RODEZ Well, thank you. It's good to know there's no grudge, despite the fact that you must be heartbroken every morning when you wake up and turn on the light by your bedside to find no championship belt beside you. And despite the fact you must feel naked and depressed without the Tag Titles around your waists. And despite the fa... Rodez happens to glance up and notices the Boiz looking glum. RODEZ I mean...uh...SO, how about that new Tony Hawks game, huh? Suddenly, a cough from off screen interrupts The Silky Smooth One and draws him to look up, noticing Zack Malibu stepping onto the set. RODEZ Zack Malibu ladies and gentlemen! MALIBU What are you doing man? We've got tactics to talk. We've got The GPX in...(looks at watch)...under 3 hours now. RODEZ I know man, but I've got contractual obligations of a different kind here. The Love Shack thing? Remember? And I wanna get this out of the way before we deal with The GPX so we can go out and party tonight, assuming we win of course. Which is a problem if you're interrupting me again. MALIBU I am interrupting again, yeah. RODEZ At least you wore a shirt this time. Look, I haven't even asked these guys about the World Tag Titles yet. MALIBU Instead of asking The Sk8ter Boiz about the World Tag Team Titles, shouldn't YOU be worrying about the titles yourself? RODEZ (sighs) I guess you've got a point. Marv, Mel, maybe we can pick things up later. Hey, you could even tag along with us to the clubs tonight if you're not horrifically crippled and carted off to the hospital. So, anyway, as someone who's had run-ins with Bohemoth and O'Hara, I wanna wish you good luck tonight. Give 'em hell, Mel...and Marv. These guys have been the Sk8ter Boiz and I guess I'll see ya later boiz. Leon Rodez, signing out and now, let's take you to a really cool video package that's really cool because it features me! (turns to Zack) So, what's the plan, man? -FADE OUT- -AND FADE IN- DAN BLACK The OAOAST was built around us. ZACK MALIBU We made this company what it is today. THE PARKA Our legacies will live on long after we're gone. PETER KNIGHT I'm the current, X-Division Champion. LEON RODEZ X-Division Champion for almost six months. MALIBU Two time World Tag Team Champion. PARKA Multiple time World Tag Champ. RODEZ World Tag Team Champion. BLACK Black T have DOMINATED the Tag Team Division! TONY BRANNIGAN DOMINATED! MALIBU Two time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. BRANNIGAN Former World Heavyweight Champion. KNIGHT Future World Champion. MALIBU AngleMania main eventer. RODEZ The host of THE, premiere talk show segment in wrestling today! MALIBU The face of the OAOAST for the pa - *STATIC* MALIBU The face of th - *STATIC* MALIBU The fa - *STATIC* Suddenly, the picture whites out. And is replaced, by footage of The Upstarts, with OMINOUS~ music in the background. STEPHEN JOSEPH Nobody cares about your past accomplishments. Because the past is just that...the past. And now, the past is coming to an end. SCOTTY STATIC We're sick of being in the background! JOHNNY JAX Sick of being underutilised! CHRISTIAN WRIGHT Looking to make our impact in this business! JAMIE O'HARA Now, we're takin' ova! STATIC Claiming what's rightfully ours! JAX A changing of the guard. WRIGHT A hostile uprising. JAX We are The Upstarts! STATIC And this is OUR night! JOSEPH For the OAOAST is a World Without End. But, for you Zack Malibu...you Leon Rodez...you Black T...you Peter Knight and you Parka...THE END...IS HERE!! HAHAHAHA!! .:CUE: "The End":. You came to me Black T as Tag Champions In a dream last night The Dream Machines, *almost* re-uniting on HeldDOWN You were standing Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez winning TLC In a brilliant light Zack making his pyro shower entrance One minute here Hoff holding the OAOAST World Championship But the next you were gone The vacant title in Calvin Szechstein's possession I thought you could stay Drek Stone with The GPX But I was so wrong And The GPX with their new Upstart buddies, Christian Wright, Bohemoth, Jamie O'Hara and Stephen Joseph. The end is here Christian Wright and Bohemoth, sneak attacking Leon Rodez The game is over The GPX turning on Zack Malibu No more pretending Stephen Joseph turning on Dan Black No more The GPX and Jamie O'Hara attacking Leon Rodez and then Zack Malibu NO MOOOOORRRRREEEEE!! *BOOM!* The end is here Christian Wright and The Parka doing battle The end is here The GPX, Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez goin' at it The end is here And Stephen Joseph, Dan Black, Tony Brannigan and Peter Knight in action THE END IS HEREEEEUHUHUH~! THE END IS HEREEEEUHUHUH~! (V.O) And now, in association with TheSmartmarks.com, the OAOAST proudly presents...WORLD WITHOUT END!! Pyro! And we are LIVE in Cleveland, Ohio! The camera zooms around the fans briefly, before settling somewhere near the entrance way where, of course, Jesse Ventura and Tony Schiavone are dressed like idiots. Hey, it's Halloween. Well...actually, Jesse looks pretty good, wearing a suit with some sort of badge on the breast. Which makes poor Tony look even more stupid as a vampire. Poor guy. SCHIAVONE It's October 30th, 2005 and we welcome you to the OAOAST and to World Without End 2005! Tony Schiavone, standing alongside Jesse "The Body" Ventur... VENTURA That's where you're wrong Schiavone! It's PRESIDENT Ventura to you! And I suggest you keep that in mind when talking to me! Or else, I might just have to extradite you somewhere where you won't bother me! How does Outer Mongolia sound? BWAHAHA! Schiavone can't help but smile, as 'President' Ventura fixes his tie. SCHIAVONE In any event, you join us on the night of the first big battle in the long brewing Upstart and Original war. Three World Titles are caught up in this blood feud. Tonight, not only will the HI-YAH World Heavyweight Championship be defended by veteran The Parka against Upstart Christian Wright, but also, the Tag Team Titles will see a veteran, plus one, versus two Upstarts. The Global Party Exchange challenge Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez for the titles, 2 out of 3 Falls here in front of this capacity crowd! VENTURA But Schiavone, the big one is obviously the Fatal Four Way for the vacant OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. You got four men who've been around for years, only, one just happens to be The Upstarts' new spiritual leader. Stephen Joseph Popick. And he's gotta take on Dan Black, my man Tony Brannigan and Peter Knight. They're all after the big gold belt, but only ONE is gonna be the Champion once tonight is over. SCHIAVONE Plus, we have a whole lot more besides that. 7 titles on the line in all, plus a whole lot more. It's a night of champions. And speaking of which, without any further ado let's go to the ring for our opening contest! Edited October 31, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) * DING * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER The opening contest at World Without End LIVE from Cleveland, Ohio, is set for one fall and it is for the HI-YAH International Tag Team Championship! The crowd pops for the announcement of a title match as "The Pink Panther theme" hits, bringing out the most flamboyant team in OAOAST history, Los Diablos de Feugo. They prance to the ring, dancing down the ramp in their pink somberos and ponchos. BUFFER (CONT'D) Introducing first, the challengers. The team who say they're not homos, but homies. They are the sexiest tag team in all of Mexico (pronounced Meh-e-co). Here are Mariachi and Moracca, LOOOOOOOSSSSSSS DIABLOS DE FUEGOOOOOOOOOO! Mariachi and Moracca place their somberos on Michael Buffer and dry hump him. Buffer is absolutely hilarious as two luchadors in pink masks practically sexual assualt him in front of a worldwide pay-per-view audience. COLE Some interesting notes about our upcoming title match, the first of 6 you'll see here tonight, which General Manager Calvin Szechstein added earlier today after OAOAST management resolved Los Diablos de Feugo's visa problems, and a match many of you on OAOAST.com e-mailed and demanded to be signed, including The Love Doctors. CABOOSE Michael Buffer would make a fine beefeater. COACH You got two more in the ring and one sitting right besides us. COLE Hey! Now look at what you guys have done. I've forgotten what I was going to say. Well, let's show you how this match came about. Moracca breaks a MORACA over the head of Dr. Anderson. Mariachi decks Dr. Pigley with a stiff running forearm smash to the back of the neck. Mariachi putting the boots to Dr. Pigley. Steven nailed in the back of the head with the tag title. The Diablos whip Dr. Max to the ropes. They clothesline him using the tag belt. Mariachi and Moracaa with a SPIKE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER onto the belt! COLE Since then we haven't seen or heard from Los Diablos de Fugeo until tonight. The Love Doctors received concussions from the shots they took from the moraca and title belt respectively. As you know, a champion is contractual bound to defend his or her title at least once during a 30 day period. Doctors would not clear Steven Pigley and Max Anderson to wrestle, causing them to be unable to defend their championship. After consulting with doctors from HI-YAH and the OAOAST, both promotions agreed to waive the 30 day rule for The Love Doctors due to public demand and the fact they had defended the titles more times than they really had to. Great call by both promotions. COACH You may think HI-YAH and the OAOAST made a great call, but I don't. I somehow doubt if the GPX win the straps from The Usual Suspect later tonight and get injured in the process, that they would get the sweet deal The Love Doctors did. COLE I can understand stripping a person of their title if they get injured during a match or flat out refuse to defend their title, but Max and Steven didn't deserve to be punished for something that had no control over. They were ambushed. I don't believe there was any favoritism involved. I'd like to think the GPX, no matter who childish they act, would get a fair shake in a similar situation. Then again, maybe I have too much faith in man. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, I mentioned we hadn't seen or heard from Los Diablos de Fuego until tonight. Now we've seen them. Now let's hear from them in these pre-recorded comments. In front of a computer-generated haunted house with the World Without End logo beaming in the night sky ala the Bat-Signal, Los Diablos de Fuego are dressed up like priests. Priests with pink masks. MARIACHI Hola, mis amigos! I'm Mariachi. MORACCA And I'm Moracca. MARIACHI & MORACCA Juntos somos Los Diablos de Fugeo! MORACCA The sexiest tag team in all of Meh-e-co! MARIACHI Ole! MORACCA You know, amigos, a lot of bad things have been said about us since our first apperance on OAOAST TV. Everybody thinks we're bad guys because of what we did to The Love Doctors. We have nothing against them. In fact, they can play doctor with us anytime. All my and my partner were trying to do is make an impact. And boy, amigo, did we ever make a splash. MARIACHI Eso es verdad, amigo. Not only did our hate mail spike, but we even got offered a contract so we wouldn't work for TNA. We told them we hated TNA. Johnny laughed and said his boss would be happy to hear that, and to expect checks to come in the mail. We haven't gotten the checks, I guess they thought we were talking about the wrestling promotion, Moracca. MORACCA Maybe so, but tonight is our big night. Tonight is the first step in liberating all the men in the world. We're gonna love you, hold you, kiss you. Tonight we become...campeones! MARIACHI Mucho dinero! Mucho sexo! And remember, we're not homo. MORACCA & MARIACHI We're homies. MORACCA Smile. :D CUE: "Calling Dr. Love" BUFFER And their opponents. They are the HI-YAH International Tag Team Champions... THE LOVE DOCTORS! The fun-loving Docs we're accustomed to seeing as replaced by a pair of men completely focus on their task. The Love Doctors didn't come to dance tonight. Once in the ring, they remove their lab coats, then the HI-YAH International tag titles, which they proudly hold up before handing them over to Charles Robinson. Mariachi and Moracca brush past Charles on his way to showing them what they're competing for so that they can put on the Docs lab coats, hoping to entice them into dancing. When their efforts fail Los Diablos de Feugo believe it's because Anderson and Pigley don't have their coats, so they hand their coats back to them with a hug and a kiss. Max and Steven promptly throw the coats back in Los Diablos faces. To say Los Diablos are disappointed is an understatement. They're down right devastated. Charles gets both teams to go to their assigned corners and calls for the bell. * DING DING * COLE World Without End is officially underway! Thank you for being with us wherever you may be this Halloween weekend. Dr. Steven Pigley and Mariachi, or so we think -- we haven't seen much of Los Diablos to tell the two apart -- will start for their teams. Dr. Steven refuses Mariachi's request to for a handshake, leaving the luchador perplexed. Thinking his intentions have may been lost in translation, Mariachi again extends his hand out to Steven, and is met with a SLAP to the face! Mariachi scurries to the corner and finds comfort in Moracca. COLE It's understandable why the Love Doctors wouldn't want to embrace Los Diablos de Feugo. They nearly had to forefit their championship because they weren't able to defend the title within the alloted 30 days due to the concussions sustained at the hands of Los Diablos. We saw the comments made by Los Diablos de Fuego and many might think they're leading us on, but I had to opportunity to speak with them earlier today through their interpreter and their feelings, if you want to call them that, towards The Love Doctors are genuine. I found them to be quite charming, actually. COACH I bet you did. COLE Don't start, Coach. They got a bad rap because they took what you said about making an impact a little too seriously. That doesn't excuse their actions, but they were only following the advice of a "big American star," as they put it. Not only did you give them bad advice, you have them believing you're a big TV star. COACH I am a big TV star. Don't hate on The Coach. At least I don't hit on the talent like you do. COLE What?! COACH You heard me. Saying Los Diablos are "charming." COLE You know what? Let's just concentrate on the match, shall we? Once the theatrics end, the wrestling begins with great chain wrestling from Dr. Steven Pigley and Mariachi. Mariachi grabs a 3/4 facelock out of a hammerlock and springs up in the air, taking Pigley over with a snapmare. Mariachi hits the near side after taking Steven off his feet with a shoulder block. Dr. Steven stays down, allowing Mariachi to hop over him, the pace noticably quickening. Pigley leapfrogs Mariachi on the rebound and catches him coming back in with what he thinks will be a hip toss, but Mariachi lands on his feet. The two engage in an exciting sequence of reversals, each countering other's hip toss attempt multiple times, ending with a TORNILLO ARMDRAG. Mariachi swinging around Dr. Pigley's body like it's a pole and taking him over with a Mexican armdrag. He runs off the ropes for added momentum, charging full steam ahead toward Pigley. Dr. Steven steps aside and kicks Mariachi's legs out from under him, sending the masked luchador flying in the air, his legs slingshotting off the top rope, yet somehow managing to land in an upright position. The Love Doctor charges, and is backdropped over the top rope, but lands safely on the apron. He spins Mariachi around and drills him with a right. Mariachi anticipates Dr. Steven to lunge through the ropes and drive the shoulder into the mid-section. He guesses correctly. When Steven dives through the ropes, Mariachi leaps up and nails Pigley coming in with a slingshot legdrop across the back of the neck. Dangling from the middle rope, Mariachi pulls Dr. Pigley back in by his red trunks and quickly covers. ONE... TW-- KICKOUT! * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Overhand slap, knife-edge chop, it doesn't matter. The fans "WHOO" as the palm of Mariachi's hand makes contact with Pigley's chest. Mariachi then shows his inexperience, whipping Steven to the Love Doctors side of the ring, allowing Dr. Max to reach over and tag himself in. Not knowing a tag has been made, Mariachi follows through on his original plan of attack, taking Dr. Steven around the world, but escapes and nails Mariachi with an inverted atomic drop while Dr. Max comes off the ropes and dropkicks Mariachi in the jaw. LOVEMATIC GRAMPA! ONE... TWO... NO! Moracca disrupts the pin. He does his job and exits. Charles Robinson gives Moracca a warning that he probably doesn't understand. Dr. Anderson with a textbook snap suplex. Anderson rolls over and back to his feet, still holding onto the front facelock. Dr. Steven tagged back in. The Doctors with a double full armdrag and twist, followed up by a double-team Russian legsweep! While Max rolls out of the ring, Steven rolls on top of Mariachi. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Dr. Steven fires Mariachi to the ropes. He throws him up in the air, looking to slam him down with one hand, but Mariachi surprises with a front missle dropkick. Mariachi quickly picks Steven off the mat and whips him to the ropes. TORNADO BACKBREAKER! Mariachi tags out. Moracca connects with a slingshot senton from the apron for two. He follows up on Mariachi's backbreaker by rolling Pigley onto his stomach and taking him up in a SURFBOARD. COLE Submission move here, guys. CABOOSE What gave it away? COLE Charles Robinson checking to see if Dr. Steven may want to give up. I don't think he will, but you never know. Dr. Max leading the crowd in support of Steven. High up in the air, Pigley wiggles around, eventually breaking free and landing on top of Moracca, getting a two count out of it. Steven catches Moracca coming in with an armdrag, followed by a headscissors takeover. Dr. Steven claps his hands together and connects with a beautiful standing dropkick. He covers Moracca for a count of two. He scoopes Moracca up and shoots him to the ropes. He launches Moracca up in the air and watches him come back down to earth on his stomach. As Moracca rises up to his knees, grabbing his stomach, Dr. Steven comes off the ropes with a running dropkick to the sternum, snapping Moracca backwards. His legs trapped underneath, Moracca can only watch helplessly as the Love Doctors make the exchange, and Dr. Max nails him with a TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP! ONE... TWO... NO! COACH Mariachi jerking Max off. COLE & CABOOSE ... COACH Whoops. Sorry fellas. Still crafting my J.R. gimmick. MY GAWD! MY GAWD! MY GAWD! Moracca rolls Max up from behind! This could be it! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO, KICKOUT! "YEEEEEAAAAHHH!" Dr. Max caught too caught up in the "conversation" between the referee and Mariachi and nearly paid dearly for it. As Moracca is shoved off to the ropes following the kickout, a blind tag is made. Anderson misses the clothesline, his momentum continuing his progress, and goes under a leapfrog from Moracca, who slides out of the ring as Mariachi leaps over and nails Dr. Max on the rebound with a SOMERSAULT NECKBREAKER! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Dr. Max rolls out of the ring to buy some time. He senses the titles are in jeopardy. Mariachi runs up to the ropes, causing Max to turn away and cover up. Mariachi swings over the top rope onto the middle rope on the apron and leaps off, nailing Anderson with an ASAI MOONSAULT! Then does a quick rendition of the Mexican Hat Dance before stepping back on the apron and springing off the top rope. SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT! COLE I tell you what. No matter the outcome, Los Diablos de Fuego have won fans over with their ability. I'm impressed with what I've seen. CABOOSE It's in my honest opinion as a wrestling analyst that the Love Doctors should seriously consider getting themselves disqualified. The champion has the advantage because of the amount of options they have to retain their title. One of the hardest thing to do is face an opponent you haven't wrestled before. COLE Get yourself disqualified? Gimme a break! Just because you took the low road a couple of times in your career doesn't mean others would, too. The Love Doctors have the heart of a champion. They're aren't going to take the cheap route. They've worked too long and hard to get in the position they're at now to just give it up like that. Now back in the ring, Mariachi covers Dr. Max. ONE... TWO... NO! Foot on the rope. Los Diablos with the tag. Moracca and Mariachi apply a double arm-wringer on Max, following it up with a double knife-edge chop. Rinse, rather, repeat. Los Diablos then turn a tandem drop toehold into a DOUBLE INDIAN DEATHLOCK. The crowd "ooh'ing" and "ahh'ing" at the unquie version of the Indian Deathlock. Dr. Steven comes in and breaks up the hold by dropkicking both Diablos in the head. Mariachi rolls out onto the apron rubbing his cranium while Pigley is escorted back to his corner by Charles Robinson. Moracca follows up a rapid series of scoop slams with a running senton splash for two. Moracca sets Anderson on the top turnbuckle and climbs up all the way to the top. HURACA-- NO, Dr. Max holds onto the top rope and Moracca crashes to the canvas. Anderson kicks Mariachi off the apron and perches himself on the top rope, bringing the fans out of their seats. 450 SPLASH-- NO! Moracca moves out of the way, but Max lands on his feet. The two take turns slapping each other across the chest as hard as they can. Neither man budging an inch. Moracca is the first to throw a punch, but Dr. Max blocks it, then grabs his wrist and runs up the turnbuckles. TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS! Charles Robinson with the count. ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! Mariachi pulls Max out of the ring. First it was Moracca and Max chopping each other, now it's Mariachi and Max. Dr. Steven ignores the referee's request to stay in the ring. He hits the far side and hurdles the top rope, crashing onto both his partner and Mariachi. PESCADO! COLE The crowd is on their feet. They're loving it and so are we. Everybody is down. The only one left standing is the referee. Charles Robinson leans over the ropes, checking to see if everyone is alright. As Dr. Max is one of the legal man, who is laid out on the arena floor, Charles lets him know he has until the count of 10 to get back inside the ring or he'll count him out. The fans boo as Charles begins administering the 10 count. COLE Not a popular move here in Cleveland. We all want to see a winner, but if Dr. Max can't continue Los Diablos de Fuego will win by countout. Though I'm sure OAOAST officials would immediately grant them a rematch. They don't want to win by countout, either. They came to win the titles. COACH They wanna become campeones! ONE... TWO... THREE... The men outside start to stir, including Moracca inside the ring. FOUR... FIVE... SIX... Mariachi and Dr. Max are up to their knees. SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE... T-- Out of the corner of his eye Charles sees Moracca climbing up to the top. He orders him down but either Moracca doesn't listen or can't understand what Charles is saying, so he dives off the top and draws a huge pop as he nails The Love Doctors and Mariachi with a CORKSCREW PLANCHA! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" COACH DAYUM~! COLE My God! These 4 men are insane. The lengths some will go through to become champion, or in this case champions. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... Moracca gets Dr. Max up by the tights. SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... Moracca tosses Max back into the ring, he dives through the ropes and drags an arm over his chest. ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!" COLE Where did Dr. Max Anderson find the strength to kickout?! Moracca whips Anderson to the corner, following him in and MISSING the Stinger Splash, his face hitting the top turnbuckle. Moracca stumbles out of the corner and is kicked in the mid-section. POWERBOMB...COUNTERED INTO A HURRICARANA! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! Dr. Pigely plants Moracca face-first into the canvas with a BULLDOG! Cursing in Spanish, Mariachi storms the ring and runs right into a and TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER. Steven sets Moracca up for the Lethal Injection, but Max waves him off, citing fatigue. He doesn't want to try a high-risk move while tired and end up losing the match. The Docs improvise and hit the DEFIBRILIATOR (bearhug/clothesline combo), formerly Strong Medicine, aka Heart Attack! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! Mariachi breaks up the pin. He nails Pigley with a right and throws him out of the ring. Then steps back on the apron and tags himself in. Mariachi revives his partner with MOUTH-TO-MOUTH! COACH Well, this is pay-per-view. Moracca pulls himself up onto the middle turnbuckle while Mariachi lifts Dr. Max up for a Tombstone piledriver. Boom! Spike Tombstone piledriver. Or as Los Diablos de Fuego call it -- THE SODOMIZER! COLE That's it. New champions. ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! A double-axehandle by Dr. Pigley breaks up the pin. Moracca nails Pigley from behind. RELEASE GERMAN SU-- Hold it. Dr. Steven lands on his feet and avoids a clothesline from Mariachi, running under it and surprising Moracca with a front facelock and kicking Mariachi down with his feet as he spins around and hits a TORNADO DDT! Steven alertly drags Max to their corner and tags himself in. Everybody tagging themselves in it seems like. Dr. Steven rolls Mariach up in a small package for two. He gets another nearfall with a Northern Lights Suplex. Moracca goes to hit Steven, and Max leaps onto his shoulders, sending the two tumbling over the top rope. Buying the time he needs, Dr. Steven looks at his wrist and checks the Time of Death. The crowd pops as Pigley scoopes Mariachi up for his version of the Michinoku Driver, but Mariachi floats over the top, shoves Steven off to the ropes and springboards off the nearby middle rope. ASAI MOON-- NO! Steven catches him coming down and positions Mariachi to his liking for before spiking him head-first into the mat. TIME OF DEATH! Steven can barely stay slumped over Mariachi as the referee counts... ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING DING * "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" COLE What a match! CABOOSE Both teams earned a ton of respect from me. COLE Let's hear the official announcement. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and STILL HI-YAH International Tag Team Champions -- THE LOVE DOCTORS! Dr. Max crawls back into the ring and grabs posession of both tag titles from Charles Robinson, who raises both Docs hands in victory while Los Diablos de Fuego watch from the corner. All 4 men exhausted from their grueling match. Charles Robinson gets between both teams as the Docs near Los Diablos. Mariachi and Moracca are pleasently surprised when the Docs hold their hands out to them. They heistant before finally shaking the Docs hands to the applause of the crowd, no doubt in part because of their exciting match. PRYO shoots off as the Docs and Diablos bump and grind, not with each other (in the case of Moracca and Mariachi, yes), in the ring to KISS' "Calling Dr. Love". All 4 men go inside the crowd and dance with the fans. Women go crazy over the good looks of The Love Doctors, throwing PANTIES at them. Los Diablos are horrified when a pair of large panties hit them in the face, but are soon overjoyed when some of the guys begin throwing them their boxers and briefs! Edited October 31, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) (Cut to Sofa Central with Triple C) COLE Michael Cole from Sofa Central, along with my broadcast colleagues The Coach and Caboose, welcoming you to the 2005 edition of World Without End. What a great opening match we just saw. And-- COACH Oh, no. Los Diablos de Feugo come dancing into view. Mariachi, Moracca, and Cole get funky like a monkey, baby! Los Diablos tag team Cole, dry humping him. Cole takes everything in stride, having a good time with the talent. CABOOSE Cole looks like he's done this before. COLE Alright! HAHAHAHA! Oh, we're having fun tonight. The Coach and Caboose do a hilarious double-take after that last line. Los Diablos boogie past the screen. COLE Was that fun or what, guys? Whew! As I was saying. And now fans, coming up next, is the 24/7 Title match! And this match has a lot of history behind it. The 24/7 Champion, “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican, the longest reigning 24/7 Champion in OAOAST history, puts his title on the line against former Lightning Crew member Spanish Fly. And folks, this looks like it’ll be a good one. COACH You’re right about that, Mikey. For over a year, Spanish Fly has had this intense hatred for Tha Puerto Rican. And now, finally, after 16 months, Spanish Fly can unleash all the hatred he feels for Tha Puerto Rican in a one-on-one match. CABOOSE This is going to be great. But only because Tha Puerto Rican is going to finally squash Spanish Fly like the bug that he is. I know Spanish Fly falls asleep at night in his little feety pajamas in his little racecar bed dreaming about beating Tha Puerto Rican. Well, that dream, is about to turn into a nightmare, a CORPORATE nightmare. COLE Let’s take a special look at the history behind this next match-up, and see how it all began. (The OAOAST World Without End logo flashes by on the screen.) Cue: PRL-Spanish Fly video package. (Ominous music plays. All we see is a black screen. In red letters, a date appears on screen:) JUNE 10, 2004 (Cut to the June 10, 2004 HeldDOWN~!. PRL is being put in a police car after being arrested for attacking “Cowboy” Bill Watts and OAOAST Director Of Authority Abe Vigoda. The Lightning Crew and Popick stand by and watch as PRL is being taken away.) SPANISH FLY We'll miss you. You'll get out of jail, though. Don't worry. P.R. Oh yeah, Spanish Fly, you're fired from The Lightning Crew. SPANISH FLY I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE! Spanish Fly runs away, crying. (Cut to the February 11, 2005 HeldDOWN~!. Tha Puerto Rican is in The Lightning Crew dressing room with The Lightning Crew.) PRL The Lightning Crew is back and better than ever! We are the best in the OAOAST today! We have gotten rid of all the weak links in the chain. Spanish Fly. PROTOTYPE. Colombian Heat. They were all weak and undeserving to be in the LC. This is the TRUE Lightning Crew. The REAL Lightning Crew. (Cut to OAOAST AngleSlam 2005 on August 28, 2005. Tha Puerto Rican gives Otaku II the Corporate Nightmare. He then pins him to retain the 24/7 Title. PRL celebrates in the ring with the title.) PRL notices the crowds' cheers. He turns around…and is met with a hurricarana! PRL runs to a turnbuckle where he finally gets to see who is in the ring…SPANISH FLY! COLE It’s Spanish Fly! We haven’t seen Spanish Fly since last year! COACH And now he is attacking Tha Puerto Rican! Possibly in retaliation for firing him from The Lightning Crew over a year ago! The music changes from ominous to up-tempo. Spanish Fly punches PRL in the face again and again! Fly whips PRL into the opposite turnbuckle, and then does a handspring elbow onto P.R. P.R. does a Flair Flop onto the mat, as the crowd cheers! COLE Spanish Fly is really making an impact! COACH His first target back is Tha Puerto Rican! The masked luchador heads to the top rope. He nails PRL with a crossbody. Spanish Fly then leaps off the top rope with a springboard Shooting Star Press! Fly gets on top of PRL, and starts punching him in the forehead. He picks PRL up and whips PRL into the ropes, however, Tha Puerto Rican reverses, BUT Spanish Fly reverses THAT, and Tha Puerto Rican does a backflip over the turnbuckle onto the floor! COLE Spanish Fly has returned to the OAOAST, and what a way to do it! Puerto uses the barricade to get up. PR is dazed and confused, shocked at what has just happened. PRL walks around ringside with his eyes glazed over. Suddenly, Spanish Fly does a Tope Con Hilo onto Tha Puerto Rican! COLE Whoa! What a move! PRL crawls to the entrance. Fly grabs PRL’s right leg in order to pull him back, but PRL kicks him in the stomach, and exits the arena. Spanish Fly decides to not give chase; instead he just stares at the entrance, while the crowd cheers. COLE It looks like PRL may have a new challenger to the 24/7 Title. (Cut to the beginning of Spanish Fly’s entrance video. Many clips of Spanish Fly are shown, from his debut in the OAOAST to his recent matches with Cuban Wall and Vitamin X. Soundbytes from Michael Cole and Jonathon "The Coach" Coachman are heard throughout.) COLE He is one of the most talented Luchadors in the world today. COLE Spanish Fly. COACH Spanish Fly is an enigma in professional wrestling today! COLE Spanish Fly will cause motion sickness. COACH He’s one of a kind. COLE Spanish Fly is gonna fly! COLE How does he do it? (A collage of Spanish Fly doing the 6-1-9 is shown.) COLE The 6-1-9! COACH Wine me. Dine me. 6-1-9 me. (A collage of Spanish Fly attacking PRL is shown.) COLE Spanish Fly is one tough cookie. (Spanish Fly is shown raising his arms in the air.) (Cut to the September 29, 2005 HeldDOWN~!. The Lightning Crew does a beatdown on Spanish Fly. Dramatic music plays.) PRL Come on. Help me take the midget's mask off! PRL and Popick kick the midget--err--I mean Spanish Fly in the stomach for good measure, and then try to take off his mask. Fly fights back, but he is no match for The Corporate Champ and his “Career Consultant” and his mask comes right off! PRL YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!!! Tha Puerto Rican holds Spanish Fly’s mask in the air. Fly quickly covers his face, although the camera manages to show his shaved head. PRL puts his custom made spinner 24/7 Championship belt in Fly’s face. PR You want this so bad!?! You want to win this belt!?! WELL YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO GET IT! NEVER! NEVER!!! (Cut to the October 6, 2005 HeldDOWN~!. PRL and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are talking.) MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ Spanish Fly could show up tonight, but I doubt it. He’s probably ashamed after what happen last week. So ashamed he probably won’t ever bug you ever again. But if he does show up, I’ll have his mask waiting for him, because I’ve been keeping it in a nice comfy area. Lindsay pulls down her light blue tanktop to reveal her black bra. Then she pulls out something that was tucked inside her bra…Spanish Fly’s mask. PRL laughs. PRL Ooo. You naughty girl! Ha ha! (Cut to later in the show, when Spanish Fly took on Vitamin X.) Spanish Fly runs into the ring, wearing a paper bag over his head. PRL and Lindsay leave the ring, leaving Fly by himself, furious, with the crowd cheering. COLE Spanish Fly is here! And look at what he’s wearing! CABOOSE HA! HA! He’s wearing a paper bag! Look at that! He’s wearing a paper bag over his head! PRL and Lindsay are both laughing hysterically. Lindsay teases Fly about the paper bag. Fly doesn’t show any emotion, his eyes are focused on Tha Puerto Rican. PR grabs a microphone and starts talking, wiping away tears from his eyes. (Cut to the end of the Vitamin X-Spanish Fly match.) Vitamin X, an evil smile on his face, stands over Spanish Fly, and grabs him by his paper bag covered head. He starts pulling the paper bag off of Fly’s head! Spanish Fly tries to fight it off, but just like last week, he is unsuccessful. After a few tries, Vitamin X is able to pull the paper bag off of Spanish Fly’s head! COLE Spanish Fly has been unmasked again! Vitamin X celebrates pulling the paper bag off of Spanish Fly’s head while Spanish Fly covers his face. But his celebration is short-lived when he notices that Spanish Fly still has his head covered…with a ski mask! Vitamin X is shocked, along with the crowd! COLE Hey! Spanish Fly hasn’t been unmasked after all! COACH He had a Plan B! (Clip) Spanish Fly punches Vitamin X in the face repeatedly! Fly leaps onto Vitamin X’s shoulders, bringing Vitamin X down with the Fly Swatter! COLE Fly Swatter! That’s the Fly Swatter! Spanish Fly covers Vitamin X. Referee Mickey Jay counts. 1…. 2…. 2.999999999999999999 3!!!! *DING DING DING* (8:05) (Clip) COLE Spanish Fly was able to beat Vitamin X despite losing his mask last week! He was still able to pull out the win when PRL thought the lost of his mask would cause him to lose focus! COACH And let’s not forget he was wearing a ski mask underneath the paper bag! He knew what he was getting into this week. (Clip) Lindsay pulls Spanish Fly’s mask out of her bra and twists it around her head. PRL points to the mask, reminding Fly that he still doesn’t have his most prized possession. Spanish Fly’s smile now fades, but he remains determined. SPANISH FLY ¡Voy a conseguir a mi asshole de la parte posteriora de la máscara! (I’m going to get my mask back, asshole!) (Cut to the October 13, 2005 HeldDOWN~!. Footage of the Six-Man Tag Team Match between PRL, Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, John “Rock Hard” Brickston, Spanish Fly, and Otaku II is shown.) COLE Six-Man Tag Team Match! The Lightning Crew takes on the team of Spanish Fly, Otaku II, and John “Rock Hard” Brickston. (Cut to PRL doing the Corporate Nightmare on John “Rock Hard” Brickston.) COACH Tha Puerto Rican has just given John Brickston the Corporate Nightmare! (Cut to PRL taunting Brickston on the outside. Spanish Fly does the 6-1-9 on Tha Puerto Rican. Up-tempo classical music starts playing.) COLE 6-1-9! The 6-1-9 on Tha Puerto Rican! CABOOSE Hey PRL, look out! LOOK OUT! Spanish Fly gets on the top rope. He waits for PRL to get to his feet. PRL stumbles, but he gets to a vertical base. Spanish Fly leaps off the top giving PRL the FLY SWATTER! COLE Fly Swatter! Fly Swatter on Tha Puerto Rican! CABOOSE OH GOD! SOMEBODY STOP THIS! Spanish Fly covers Tha Puerto Rican! 1… 2… 2 ½ 2.99999999999999999999 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (10:09) COLE Spanish Fly has pinned Tha Puerto Rican! Spanish Fly has pinned Tha Puerto Rican! (Cut to Spanish Fly getting his mask back and putting it on.) COLE What a victory for Spanish Fly! Once again, he has gotten the best of PRL! And he has his mask back to boot! This is certainly going to irritate Tha Puerto Rican! (Clip) PRL I just got pinned by a freaking 12-year-old! (Snip) Did you just see my match or are you just stupid? Spanish Fly pinned me DESPITE THE FACT he wasn’t the legal man. Otaku II was. And yet, “Blind” Brian Herbner counted the pin and gave Team Jabrony the win! I was SCREWED damnit! I. WAS. SCREWED! (Cut to the October 20, 2005 HeldDOWN~! when Spanish Fly interrupts PRL’s promo.) SPANISH FLY PRL, are you saying that my win last week didn’t count? PRL Nope! SPANISH FLY So, how about, at World Without End, you and me hit it off, so I can MAKE IT COUNT! PRL laughs in Spanish Fly’s face. He continues laughing, wiping away tears. (Clip) PRL You? You want to take me on at World Without End? You, want to take me on, The Corporate Champ, at World Without End? At what? Dwarf tossing? (Clip) SPANISH FLY No, no, P.R. I want you in a match with the 24/7 Title on the line. That way, I can beat you again; take your prestigious title, and SHUT YOU UP once and for all! The crowd cheers. PRL’s smile has turned into a sneer. PRL You want to fight me for the 24/7 Championship at World Without End? SPANISH FLY Yeah. PRL Well, Oompah Loompah Doopity Doo! YOU’RE ON! PRL and Spanish Fly have another face-to-face (well face-to-neck). (Cut to after PRL’s match with El Trabajador.) Spanish Fly appears from the crowd! He leaps off the top rope, and gives Tha Puerto Rican a hurricarana! This is shown from different angles. COLE Spanish Fly has struck again! (Clip) PRL gets up, revealing a cut on his forehead. The crowd is going nuts. Meanwhile, Tha Puerto Rican has begun bleeding from the forehead. (Clip) Tha Puerto Rican rests his head on the second rope. Spanish Fly takes this as the perfect opportunity to head to the ropes…and nail PRL with the 6-1-9! COLE And there’s the 6-1-9! COACH Spanish Fly, once again, has PRL’s number! (Clip) COLE PRL is covered in the crimson mask thanks to Spanish Fly! COACH I can’t believe it! (Clip) Spanish Fly goes for another 6-1-9, but PRL has escaped. PRL and Popick walk up the ramp, furious at Spanish Fly! Meanwhile, Fly is in the ring with a smile on his face, taunting PRL. PRL spins the belt plate in Fly’s direction, mouthing off to him. (Cut to Dirty Deeds 2005 on September 25, 2005. The ending of Tha Puerto Rican/Popick vs. Black T match is shown.) A masked man runs out from the ringside area. He scales the turnbuckle as PR turns around, and hits him with a crossbody, and then a standing 450 splash! COLE Spanish Fly! Spanish Fly! (Clip) Dan Black slaps down a FROSTBITE FACELOCK to Puerto Rican! The crowd can't believe this, but Puerto's got his arm raised! (Clip) PR's ARM FALLS! SJ hits Tony on the back of the head, breaking up the hold! But the ref signals for the bell. PR didn't make the three count! He's out cold! Tony rolls out of the ring and is clasped by Dan Black and SJ attends to Puerto Rico. (Cut to the October 20th HeldDOWN~! again. PRL rips the top of Spanish Fly’s mask off revealing his shaved head. PR throws Fly into the ring. He picks him up…and gives him the Corporate Nightmare! While this is going on, PRL’s interview from the October 27, 2005 HeldDOWN~! are heard.) PRL This Sunday, October 30, 2005, will be the worst day of your life! At World Without End, this Sunday, I, “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican, will walk down the Corporate ramp. Slide into the Corporate ring. Take his Corporate boot. And stick it so far up your ass that your crap will come out your mouth! PRL sneers at Fly, and picks him up again. Puerto Rican has some harsh words for Spanish Fly. He slaps him in the face, and then places him on his shoulders in a Torture Rack position. (Clip) Tha Puerto Rican drops Spanish Fly onto the mat with the Corporate Smackdown! (Burning Hammer) PRL (CONT’D) Because, Spanish Fly, you CAN’T hang with Tha Puerto Rican! You are NOT in my league! Do all the flying and jumping around you want, you will still end up getting hit with the Corporate Nightmare! Face it, Fly, I am simply, better than you. And on the night of October 30, 2005, (Clip) Tha Puerto Rican will finally, FINALLY SHUT SPANISH FLY UP…for good. (Clip) PRL I’ve been waiting for this night since AngleSlam. I know you have been waiting for this night for quite a while, since June 10, 2004 to be exact. Well, I’m sorry, but you are going to have to wait a little while longer to beat ol’ PRL. At World Without End, I’m going to show The Lightning Bolts WHY I fired you from The Lightning Crew. Frankly Fly, you just aren't that good. At World Without End, I, Tha Puerto Rican, will lay the smackdown on your candy ass! At World Without End, you, Spanish Fly, are going to become just one of the many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, (takes a deep breath) many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many people who have fallen to the Corporate Nightmare. (Clips from the PRL-Spanish Fly feud are shown. Up tempo intense music plays.) COLE Spanish Fly has quite the uphill battle infront of him. Will we see the crowning of a new 24/7 Champion? (Clip) “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican. (Clip) Spanish Fly. (Clip) At World Without End for the OAOAST 24/7 Championship! (The last shot we see is of Spanish Fly staring at Tha Puerto Rican in the ring. The up tempo intense music ends.) (The World Without End logo flashes by on screen.) Cut to the lockerroom set (like the old school WWF lockerroom sets in the 1980s and early 1990s. Josh Matthews is standing by with “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican. PRL is holding his custom made spinner 24/7 Championship belt over his left shoulder. He is in his wrestling attire, sporting a smirk on his face. JOSH MATTHEWS PRL, tonight at World Without End, you go one-on-one with Spanish Fly for the OAOAST 24/7 Title. A man, who, really recently, has gotten under your skin. “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN Let me ask you a question Josh Matthews. Would you like it if someone interfered when you were trying to do your job? JOSH MATTHEWS No. PRL Well how about, if you were doing an interview, like this one for example. And say someone like Coach or Caboose walks up and punches you in the face. Would you like that? J. MATH No. Of course not. PRL I didn’t think so. Now, let’s say you politely asked them not to do it again, and let’s say if you were doing an interview, Coach came out and kneed you in the groin. Would you like THAT? J. MATH No. Probably not. PRL Yeah. Obviously. That would hurt. Well, for the past 2 months, YOUR CORPORATE 24/7 Champion has been trying to entertain his Lightning Bolts, day in and day out. And that is, by being the most electrifying man in professional wrestling. But it’s kind of hard to do that when you’ve got a freaking 12-year-old like Spanish Fly, flying around, sticking that mask of his in my bidness! I can’t believe someone can be so bitter for so long! It was over a year ago! Can’t he just let go? No. No he can’t. He can’t because not only is he small on the outside, but he is also small on the inside. He is such a pathetic little man both inside and out that he can’t move on with his life. Instead, he has to come back to the OAOAST and try to take MY PRESTIGIOUS title. Well, I can’t let that happen. I won’t let that happen. And I CAN’T LET THAT HAPPEN! Tonight, at World Without End, Spanish Fly is my number one target. And if he is not going to regret doing all those sneak attacks these past few months, I’m going to MAKE him regret it. I’m going to lay the smackdown on his candy ass, and won’t stop until he’s screaming like a baby! So, Spanish Fly, watch out for the lightning strikes, because you are about to suffer a Corporate Nightmare. Oompah Loompah Doopity Doo! THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~!!! Tha Puerto Rican leaves the lockerroom set. JOSH MATTHEWS Well, strong words from a strong champion. Guys, back to you. Edited October 31, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 The lights go down in the arena. A Puerto Rican flag appears on the AngleTron. In big, white blocky letters the following words appear on the screen, with Tha Puerto Rican saying them: *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and “Know Your Role ‘99” starts playing, with the crowd standing up and booing. PR is heard saying, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and the lights flicker on and off in the entrance. A few seconds elapsed, and out from the curtains and through the smoke comes “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican. The crowds’ boos get louder. PR looks at the crowd in disgust, holding his custom made spinner 24/7 Championship belt over his left shoulder, and wearing his Puerto Rican flag facepaint. He is also wearing sunglasses, an earring on his left ear, and his HBK-style entrance attire. COLE Here we go! A rivalry will come to a head with the 24/7 Title on the line! PR jaws with some fans. He begins his walk to the ring. *DING DING DING* MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a sixty-minute time limit, and is for the One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Championship. Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. He is the leader of The Lightning Crew AND the One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Champion. “The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Chants of “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” fill the arena as PRL continues his walk to the ring. PR gets on the ring apron and sneers at the crowd. He enters the ring and spins around, soaking in the jeers of the crowd while “Know Your Role ‘99” continues playing over the P.A. system. Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. The crowd is still booing loudly and chanting “P.R. SUCKS!” PRL heads to the second rope and raises his custom-made spinner 24/7 Title belt over his head. He then heads to a second turnbuckle, and raises his 24/7 Title belt again. COLE Right now, we are about to see the culmination of a feud, a rivalry that has been brewing since AngleSlam. For the first time ever in the OAOAST, Tha Puerto Rican and Spanish Fly will square off in a one-on-one match. And remember what PRL said last Thursday on HeldDOWN~!. He said that October 30, 2005 would be the worst day of Spanish Fly’s life. CABOOSE And I believe Tha Puerto Rican is telling the truth. I know Spanish Fly has been waiting for this moment for over a year, but the fact is, Tha Puerto Rican is just better than Spanish Fly in every single way. PR hits a third turnbuckle, and raises his belt with his right arm and “smells the electricity” a’la The Rock. PRL does the same Rock pose on the fourth turnbuckle, receiving boos. COACH But do you think maybe Tha Puerto Rican is underestimating Spanish Fly? Do you think he is taking Spanish Fly lightly? CABOOSE Taking him lightly? If you ask me, PRL is taking Fly a little more seriously than I would. The dude’s 4’11”! He’s a freaking midget! This match will be over with in 4 seconds! PRL gets off the turnbuckle, and takes off his sunglasses and earring. He then removes his HBK-like entrance attire and hands them to a ring attendant. Tha Puerto Rican raises his 24/7 Title belt one more time as the lights go back on in the arena. COLE Well, anything can happen in the OAOAST. COACH Yeah, maybe Spanish Fly can surprise us all. Maybe he WILL walk out of here the 24/7 Champion! CABOOSE Yeah, and maybe monkeys will come out of my BUTT right now! (A few seconds later) Coach stop staring at my ass. Tha Puerto Rican kisses his 24/7 Title belt and hands it over to referee Earl Hebner. PRL has a serious look on his face, waiting for Spanish Fly to arrive. “Know Your Role ‘99” dies down. The lights go down in the arena. Two spotlights shine on the entrance while the crowd cheer. After five seconds… …Nothing happens. “Krokodilamadurinn” by Quarashi starts playing, but Spanish Fly is nowhere to be found. PRL looks puzzled. BUFFER And the challenger. Originally from Tijuana, Mexico, but now residing in San Diego, California. Weighing in at 175 lbs. Representing Mad Machine. SPANNNISHHHHHH FLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! COACH Where he is? CABOOSE Heh, he probably left the arena! He knows he’s in over his head, or mask. PRL Where is the hell is that little twerp? Then, from underneath the ring, Spanish Fly comes out! Fly leaps onto the ring apron, raises his right fist in the air, and leaps onto the top rope, doing a headscissors takedown on Tha Puerto Rican! COLE There he is! CABOOSE Another sneak attack! I don’t believe it! He really can’t face PRL man-to-man! Referee Earl Hebner calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN (Champion) vs. SPANISH FLY (Challenger) Spanish Fly bounces off the ropes. PRL goes for a clothesline, but Spanish Fly ducks, and fires back by giving PRL a hurricarana! COLE And Spanish Fly is out of the shoot! PRL quickly gets up, so Spanish Fly gives him a front dropkick, which sends Tha Puerto Rican to a turnbuckle! Fly then grabs PRL, and gives him a monkey flip onto the mat! PR gets up again, so Spanish Fly kicks him in the stomach and punches him. Fly whips PRL into the turnbuckle, but PRL reverses, and Spanish Fly hits the turnbuckle chest first. Fly stumbles out of the turnbuckle, allowing PRL to grab him from behind for a German Suplex! However, Spanish Fly reverses the hold, and goes for a German Suplex of his own. But wait! PRL elbows Fly in the face, escaping the hold. PRL does a double leg takedown on Spanish Fly. He then grabs Fly’s legs, and tries for a Sharpshooter! He applies the Sharpshooter! But Spanish Fly grabs the bottom rope with his right hand, so PRL must let go. COLE What fast paced action we have seen so far! COACH And it’s only been one minute! Spanish Fly gets up using the ropes, but Tha Puerto Rican grabs Fly’s left leg. Fly punches PRL in the forehead, but PRL doesn’t let go. Instead, he shoves Spanish Fly away, but Fly responds by doing a backflip! PRL charges for a clothesline, but Spanish Fly ducks that one too, and dropkicks PRL in the back, sending him to the second rope. The crowd starts buzzing, knowing what Spanish Fly is going to do next. COACH Could it be time for the 6-1-9? Spanish Fly bounces off the ropes, going for the 6-1-9… But PRL GETS OFF THE SECOND ROPE!!! The crowd lets out a collective “AWWWW!” Tha Puerto Rican leaves the ring. He then grabs Spanish Fly’s legs and pulls him out of the ring. PRL then whips Fly into a barricade! COACH Tha Puerto Rican almost pulled Spanish Fly’s legs out from his body! COLE Well these first few minutes have shown us all just how much Tha Puerto Rican and Spanish Fly despise each other. PRL wants to crush Spanish Fly, on the night where Vitamin X will take on Otaku II, and Stephen Joseph Popick will compete for the World Title in a Fatal Four-Way Match! Spanish Fly lies on the floor, holding his back. Tha Puerto Rican is shaking the cobwebs out of his head. COLE Tha Puerto Rican has been a frustrated man these past 2 months. He’s been embarrassed and humiliated by Spanish Fly. Fly not only owns a pinfall victory over PRL in a Six-Man Tag Team match-up— CABOOSE Which he got illegally. COLE But Fly cost PRL and Stephen Popick a match against Black T last month at Dirty Deeds. CABOOSE Yes, Spanish Fly has been quite a wanker ever since he came back at AngleSlam. He’s gotten on my nerves as well as PRL’s. The Corporate Champ throws Spanish Fly back into the ring. Puerto does some shaky leg kicks on Spanish Fly’s body. The crowd starts chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” PRL grabs Spanish Fly, and gives him a vertical suplex. PRL rolls through, and gives Fly a second vertical suplex. PRL rolls through a third time, and lifts Spanish Fly up for a vertical suplex. Tha Puerto Rican holds Spanish Fly up in the air for a few seconds, to let the blood rush to his head. The crowd applauds PRL. CABOOSE Oh man. Spanish Fly is so small; it’s easy for PRL to lift him up like that. Tha Puerto Rican does the “You can’t see me!” hand gesture while still holding onto Fly. PR walks over to the ropes, and drops Spanish Fly on the top rope, doing a slingshot suplex to complete the Corporate Trifecta. COLE And there we go. PRL is going to work, doing the Corporate Trifecta on Spanish Fly! PRL gets up and poses for the crowd. The crowd boos and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” PRL flips the crowd off. CABOOSE This crowd has no respect for Tha Puerto Rican! Tha Puerto Rican picks Spanish Fly up. PR does four Rock-style punches to Spanish Fly’s forehead. PRL whips Fly into the ropes. He puts his head down, so Spanish Fly kicks Puerto in the face! Fly heads to the ropes, leaps into the air, and grabs PRL, going for the Rube Goldberg Bulldog. Unfortunately for Fly, PRL counters that with a German Suplex! PRL gets up and pounds his chest, yelling out, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” CROWD BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Puerto points to his head to let the crowd know how smart he is. He then grabs Spanish Fly, and gets ready to deliver another German Suplex. Only problem is, Spanish Fly won’t budge. After several tries, Spanish Fly grabs the top rope. PRL tries to pull Spanish Fly off the top rope, but the Mexican Luchador holds on tight. Suddenly, Spanish Fly lets go of the rope and grabs PRL, trying to roll him up. He succeeds in doing so! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Both Spanish Fly and Tha Puerto Rican get up. PR is the first to attack, giving Fly a clothesline! Puerto covers Fly. He gets a two count! By now, some of PRL’s facepaint is starting to fade. Tha Puerto Rican scoops Spanish Fly up, and brings him down to Earth with a soul crushing bodyslam! PRL covers Fly, since he believes that a bodyslam is all it’ll take to beat somebody. Unfortunately for PRL, this isn’t 1985, so he only gets a two count. COLE PRL must wrestle a different match than Spanish Fly. He must keep him on the mat if he wants to win this match and retain his title. PRL picks up Spanish Fly. He applies the Che Guevara Special (Gory Guerrero Special) on Fly! COLE There’s a move we haven’t seen from PRL in a while! The Che Guevara Special! CABOOSE PRL wrestled Spanish Fly in Mexico, so he knows a little something something about him. He’s beaten him before, and he’ll beat him again! Referee Earl Hebner checks on Fly. Fly refuses to give up. So PRL drops him with the “Free Puerto Rico Now!” (Gory Bomb) COACH And a Gory Bomb from Tha Puerto Rican! CABOOSE Absolutely marvelous, if I do say so myself. “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” PRL sneers at the crowd. He picks up Fly, and places him on a turnbuckle. Tha Puerto Rican attacks Fly with The Rock-style punches. PR kisses his fist, and fires with another Rock-style punch to the face. PRL taunts Fly, and then punches him in the face again. He goes for another punch, but Fly ducks, and punches PRL in the face! He unleashes a flurry of punches, and then whips PRL into the opposite turnbuckle. PR does a Flair Flip onto the ring apron. PRL rests for one millisecond, before Spanish Fly rushes over and punches him in the face. However, Puerto Rican gives Fly a shoulderblock! He does another shoulderblock, which causes Fly to stumble around the ring. This gives Tha Puerto Rican enough time to springboard off the top rope, grab Fly with his legs, and give him a hurricarana! The West Coast Pop! Earl Hebner counts. 1… 2… SPANISH FLY KICKS OUT!!! COLE And Fly just kicked out before the count of three! CABOOSE Okay. He didn’t get him that time. But next time, he won’t be so lucky! Tha Puerto Rican grabs Fly and applies an arm-bar on his right arm. Earl Hebner checks on Fly, thanks to PRL saying “Ask him if he gives up!” A look of agony appears on Fly’s face as PRL continues putting pressure on the hold. The crowd starts clapping in unison, rooting for Fly to make the comeback. Suddenly, Spanish Fly starts shaking. The clapping gets louder. Spanish Fly gets on one knee, but the arm-bar is still applied. The crowd gets louder. Fly gets to a vertical base. Fly heads to the ropes, the arm-bar still applied. Spanish Fly gets on the top rope, bounces off it, and jumps off, giving PRL a hurricarana! Spanish Fly covers Tha Puerto Rican! COLE He may win the title here! 1! 2!! PRL KICKS OUT! PRL quickly gets up. He punches Fly in the face, and then gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Fly reverses, but PRL fires back with a flying clothesline! Puerto Rican covers Fly. And gets a two count! COACH This little guy’s all heart. And PRL wants to rip his heart out! COLE Normally, Popick would be out here to help PRL, but he’s busy getting ready for the main event Fatal Four-Way Match for the OAOAST Title. PR picks up Spanish Fly. He nails Fly with some punches, and then whips him into the ropes. SPINEBUSTAH~! Spanish Fly lies in the center of the ring, which alerts the crowd what is coming up next. Indeed, PRL stands over Fly, a smirk on his face. The crowd starts getting loud, as Tha Puerto Rican prepares to do the IntenseZone Elbow. He removes his right elbowpad, spits on it, then throws it down on Fly’s face. PRL does some hand signals, and then bounces off the ropes. COLE Oh no. CABOOSE Oh yes. It’s now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling, the IntenseZone Elbow! PRL leaps over Spanish Fly, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. PRL stops to flip Fly the middle finger, and follows by dropping the IntenseZone Elbow onto Spanish Fly to a pop from the crowd! COLE The IntenseZone Elbow connects! Tha Puerto Rican covers Fly! ONE! TWO! THRE-KICK OUT! PRL slaps his forehead. But he doesn’t panic. Instead, he gets up and taunts Fly. The crowd starts chanting “LET’S GO FLY! LET’S GO FLY! LET’S GO FLY! LET’S GO FLY!” PR picks up Fly, and punches him in the face, knocking him back down. Tha Puerto Rican acts like a spazz, chanting, “Let’s go Fly! Let’s go Fly!” The crowd doesn’t appreciate PRL’s mocking of them. Tha Puerto Rican picks up Spanish Fly, and punches him in the face again, knocking him down. PRL looks at the crowd, and acts like a spazz again, chanting, “Let’s go Fly! Let’s go Fly!” The crowd switches from chanting for Fly to chanting against PRL. CROWD P.R. SUCKS! PRL yells out “LET’S GO FLY!” as he picks up Spanish Fly. He gives him a European Uppercut. PRL goes for a punch, but Fly blocks it and hits PR with a jawbreaker! PRL doesn’t take too kindly to that, so he goes for the attack, however, Spanish Fly is one step ahead, and gives him a right forearm to the face! He does it again and again! Fly whips Tha Puerto Rican into the ropes. PRL reverses. PRL puts his head down; so Spanish Fly does a sunset flip! Or atleast tries to, as PRL won’t fall. Instead, PRL sits on Spanish Fly’s face. Luckily, Fly quickly escapes that predicament, and beats on PRL. Spanish Fly whips Tha Puerto Rican into the ropes. Fly goes for a clothesline, but Tha Puerto Rican ducks, and fires back with the flying forearm! The Corporate Champ then does a kip up to the boos the crowd! COLE And there it is! The flying forearm followed by the kip up! Tha Puerto Rican is ready to finish this match! CABOOSE All right! PR is ready to go home! Say good night Spanish Fly! PRL walks around the ring, taunting the crowd. Tha Puerto Rican heads to a turnbuckle and points at Fly. He starts stomping his right boot a’la Shawn Michaels. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. Spanish Fly is slowly getting up. The crowd is hot, making noise to warn Fly of his impending doom. CABOOSE Well, on the bright side, Spanish Fly put up one hell of a fight. But that’s the signal. PRL is going to win. COLE Spanish Fly is slowly to his feet. He has no idea what PRL is planning on doing. Spanish Fly gets on his knees. PRL stomps his foot faster. Spanish Fly gets to his feet. He is now groggy and breathing heavily. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican charges forward, preparing to do the Sweet Chin Music. COACH Here it comes! PRL delivers the Sweet Chin Music! But Spanish Fly DUCKS it! Spanish Fly grabs PRL’s right arm and gives him an arm-drag! COLE Can you believe it? Spanish Fly just prevented PRL from doing the Sweet Chin Music. Tha Puerto Rican stumbles around the ring. Spanish Fly charges forward. But Tha Puerto Rican lifts Spanish Fly over the top rope and onto the ring apron! PRL and Fly slug it out. Puerto gains the advantage, almost knocking Fly off the ring apron. But Fly soon comes back, laying into PRL with punches and forearms. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Tha Puerto Rican soon becomes dizzy. PRL stumbles around the ring. Spanish Fly leaps onto the top rope. He springboards off the top, about to do a double axehandle… *KA-POW~!* …only to get kicked in the face with the SWEET CHIN MUSIC~! COLE Oh my God! That was incredible. An incredible move from Tha Puerto Rican! COACH He just superkicked Spanish Fly to next week! CABOOSE Yes. Yes. Yes. Go get ‘im PR! That was such quick thinking. That was just so brilliant. The only person who could do something like that is Tha Puerto Rican! COLE The Sweet Chin Music may have knocked out Spanish Fly. The crowd is shocked by what they just saw. Spanish Fly is lying on the mat, his eyes closed. Tha Puerto Rican catches his breath sweat dripping onto the mat. By now, ¾ of PRL’s Puerto Rican flag facepaint is gone. PRL gets up, and slowly leaves the ring. PRL heads over to the timekeeper’s table and grabs a microphone. COLE Wait. What’s PRL doing now? COACH I don’t know Cole. This is weird. PRL enters the ring. Spanish Fly is still knocked out. The crowd is buzzing, wondering why The Corporate Champ has a mic. COLE I wonder what he is going to say? THA PUERTO RICAN Spanish Fly. You are a piece of (bleep)! COLE Well, that’s not nice. PRL But, just because you suck, doesn’t mean I want you to be miserable. No, instead, I want to cheer you up, since you are SO going to lose this match. And I thought I cheer you up by singing…a song. COLE A song? PRL So, Spanish Fly, I dedicate this next song to you. Ahem! Ahem! (Cough!) (Cough!) Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! Ahem! Oompah Loompah Doopity Dah! The crowd laughs. While singing, PRL kicks Spanish Fly. PRL If you’re not smart Then you won’t go far Oompah Loompah Doopity Doo! Spanish Fly is just a big piece of poo! What do you get when you mess with P? Don’t you get it fool? You can’t see me! (Does hand gesture) You are as annoying as a rat! I should beat you with a baseball bat! But that won’t be very family friendly! Oompah Loompah Doopity Dah! If you’re not smart Then you won’t go far Oompah Loompah Doopity Dug! PRL will squash Spanish Fly like a bug! Take that you freaking Mexican Oompah Loompah! CABOOSE Ha! Ha! That was great! PRL should win a Grammy! COLE What arrogance from Tha Puerto Rican. Wasting his time singing a song when Spanish Fly is out cold! CABOOSE Well, he deserves it. PRL is just entertaining his Lightning Bolts. That’s why he did a song. He wants to give The Lightning Bolts the best show money can buy! After all, he is “The Corporate Champion”. COLE PRL picks up Spanish Fly. PRL hits Fly with a knife-edged chop to the chest. PRL does it again. PRL whips Fly into a turnbuckle, but Spanish Fly reverses, but PRL reverses, but Spanish Fly reverses, and PRL does a backflip over the top turnbuckle and onto the floor! COLE And now this! Tha Puerto Rican lies on the floor outside. The crowd is shocked again. Some fans chant “HO-LY SHIT!” Spanish Fly waits for Tha Puerto Rican to get up. PRL holds his back in pain as he gets up. COLE That may have just turned the tide. Maybe, just maybe, Spanish Fly can pull off the upset and become the new 24/7 Champion! Tha Puerto Rican gets to a vertical base, still holding his back. PRL Haichi-Machi that hurts. Spanish Fly heads to the ropes, and runs to the outside!…But is stopped by Earl Hebner! The crowd doesn’t like that at all! Hebner tells Fly he has to check on PRL. The crowd boos very loudly, the loudest they’ve been all match. COLE That was pretty surprising. CABOOSE I agree with the referee. PRL needs time to get up again. Nice to see a Hebner make a good decision for once. Referee Earl Hebner puts his body through the ropes to check on Tha Puerto Rican, who has just gotten up. Spanish Fly decides to head to the ropes again, and run towards the outside. Spanish Fly LEAPS OVER EARL HEBNER DOING A ROLLING SENTON onto Tha Puerto Rican!!! The crowd applauds this move! Spanish Fly sits up, while PRL is knocked out. Even Spanish Fly can’t believe what he just did. COACH A Rolling Senton onto Tha Puerto Rican! Goddamn! Spanish Fly gets up and throws PR back into the ring. COACH We all thought that Spanish Fly’s small height would be a disadvantage heading into this match. But it looks like his small height may actually help him win this match! The crowd starts chanting “HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!” PRL is lying on the mat face down. Spanish Fly gets on the ring apron. He raises his right arm in the air, and then springboards off the top rope, doing a legdrop onto the back of PRL’s head! Spanish Fly covers PRL! COLE We could have a new Champion! 1! 2!! 3!!! KICK OUT!!! COLE That could have been it! That could have been it! The crowd lets out a collective “AWWWW!” after that one. Spanish Fly can’t believe it. COLE This crowd fully behind Spanish Fly. They want to see him beat PRL and become the new 24/7 Champion. COACH PRL has managed to kick out of everything Spanish Fly has given to him. COLE You know Spanish Fly is like an amusement park ride. You got to keep your eyes on him. Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. COACH Heh. Spanish Fly picks up Tha Puerto Rican. He whips him into the ropes. PRL reverses. Spanish Fly goes underneath PRL’s legs, but PRL catches him with a kick to the stomach. Puerto whips Fly into a turnbuckle, but Fly leaps to the top turnbuckle, and manages to leap onto PRL’s shoulders! Spanish Fly tries to maintain his balance on PRL’s shoulders, but The Corporate Champ pulls Fly off his shoulders and slams him face first onto the mat! PRL wastes no time, picking Spanish Fly up and putting him in a facelock. He grabs Fly’s leather pants and goes for the Corporate Nightmare! However, Fly escapes and punches PRL in the face several times. Fly bounces off the ropes, and nails Puerto with a dropkick that puts him on the second rope. The crowd starts cheering, knowing what is coming next. Spanish Fly sees where PRL is, then looks at the crowd with a smile on his face. SPANISH FLY 6-1-9! Spanish Fly heads to the ropes, bounces off the ropes, runs to where PRL is lying, grabs the ropes… COLE Brace yourselves! …and delivers the 6-1-9 on Tha Puerto Rican! The crowd cheers! PRL lies on the mat. Spanish Fly takes a second to catch his breath. COLE PRL’s on Dream Street! Spanish Fly climbs the top rope. He waits for Tha Puerto Rican to get up. Once he does, Spanish Fly jumps off the top rope and hits PR with the Fly Swatter (Fame-Ass-Er from the top rope)!!! COLE That’s it! The Fly Swatter! Spanish Fly has done it! He’s going to win the 24/7 Title! Spanish Fly covers Tha Puerto Rican. Referee Earl Hebner counts. The crowd counts along with him. 1… 2… 2 ½ 2.9999999999999999999 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THA PUERTO RICAN KICKS OUT!!! COLE Oh My God! COACH PRL just kicked out of the Fly Swatter! He has just kicked out of Spanish Fly’s finisher! CABOOSE Ha! Ha! PRL just told Spanish Fly, “I don’t think so!” Spanish Fly is absolutely shocked. He argues with the ref, but Hebner still saids it was a two count. The crowd can’t believe it either. COLE Spanish Fly connected with the Fly Swatter, and Tha Puerto Rican kicked out, saving his title! CABOOSE We are witnessing the end of a dream. Sit back, relax, and watch as Spanish Fly’s dream of becoming 24/7 Champion and beating Tha Puerto Rican comes crashing down! Spanish Fly slams his head on the mat. PRL gets up. Spanish Fly hits him with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Despite the fact that Tha Puerto Rican kicked out of the Fly Swatter, Spanish Fly still believes he has a chance to win. He can taste it. A huge upset is just moments away. A new 24/7 Champion is only moments away. CABOOSE Yes. Yes. Keep saying that. It’ll only make it sweeter when PRL beats Fly. Spanish Fly heads to the ring apron. PR is lying on the mat, apparently knocked out. Fly slaps the top turnbuckle pad, trying to get the crowd to clap in unison. The lemmings respond, and clap in unison. Spanish Fly climbs the top rope. COACH Spanish Fly is looking to put the nail in the coffin! The crowd chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Spanish Fly waits for PRL to get up. PRL gets on his knees. COLE Fly is up top. He’s getting ready to fly. Tha Puerto Rican slowly gets to his feet. PRL is still dizzy, his back turned to Fly. PRL turns around and sees Spanish Fly on the top rope. Spanish Fly leaps off the top rope, doing a 450 Splash! But Tha Puerto Rican moves out of the way! Luckily for Fly, he landed on his feet. PRL runs up to the second rope. He sits on the top turnbuckle. Spanish Fly uses this to his advantage, hitting PRL with a springboard dropkick square to the jaw! COLE What a shot to the chin! Spanish Fly leaves the ring. Tha Puerto Rican still rests on the top turnbuckle. Spanish Fly gets on the top rope. He gets on PRL’s shoulders…and goes for the Frankensteiner! BUT PRL ESCAPES AND SPANISH FLY HITS THE MAT!!! PRL leaps off the second turnbuckle, and waits for Spanish Fly to get up. When he does, PRL kicks Fly in the stomach, puts him in a facelock, and grabs his leather pants. CORPORATE NIGHTMARE!!! COLE The Corporate Nightmare! PRL has just done the Corporate Nightmare on Spanish Fly! COACH Oh no. Spanish Fly is out. He’s out from the Corporate Nightmare! Look at him! The crowd boos. PR covers Spanish Fly, hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner counts. 1… 2… PRL picks up Spanish Fly! COLE What the? What the hell? What the hell was that? COACH Tha Puerto Rican stopped the count. COLE Why would he do that? Tha Puerto Rican has an evil smile on his face. He laughs evilly as he stands over the fallen Fly. The crowd starts booing loudly. PR taunts Fly one more time, then grabs Fly’s legs, puts his right leg between them, crosses Fly’s legs over it, and turns around, kneeling to apply the Sharpshooter! COLE And now the Sharpshooter! Why is PRL doing this? CABOOSE It’s because he wants to humiliate Fly! Why pin him with the Corporate Nightmare, when he can make Fly scream like a bitch and tap out in the middle of the ring. COACH The Sharpshooter is also one of Otaku’s finishing moves. You think PRL is sending a message to Otaku by doing this? By having Otaku’s friend and tag team partner submit to the Sharpshooter, one of his finishing moves? COLE I wouldn’t put it pass Tha Puerto Rican to do something like this. Tha Puerto Rican holds on to the Sharpshooter tight. Spanish Fly screams out loud, trying desperately to escape. The crowd rallies behind Spanish Fly, cheering him on. Referee Earl Hebner asks if Fly gives up. Fly shakes his head saying, “No.” Fly tries to reach the ropes, but he is in the middle of the ring. Finally, Spanish Fly can no longer take the punishment. He shows some hesitation, but then taps out! *DING DING DING* (10:15) COLE Spanish Fly taps out! He had no choice! Tha Puerto Rican is still holding on to the Sharpshooter! The bell has to be rung again, but PRL still won’t let go! Referee Earl Hebner orders PRL to let go, but PRL is enjoying applying the submission move on Fly. Spanish Fly taps out again and again! PRL Taste my pain, bitch! *DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING* Earl Hebner pulls Tha Puerto Rican off of Spanish Fly. PRL raises his hands in victory as “Know Your Role ‘99” starts playing. Spanish Fly clutches his legs, while Earl Hebner raises PRL’s hands. The crowd boos. BUFFER Here is your winner…and STILL One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Champion, “The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! COLE PRL picks up the win and retains the 24/7 Title. But what an effort by Spanish Fly! He gave it all he had until he had no more. CABOOSE But he still lost. None of that matters unless Spanish Fly won. And he didn’t. PRL won, and he won FAIR and SQUARE, by the way. He didn’t cheat. He didn’t pin Spanish Fly illegally. He beat him clean as a whistle in the middle of the ring. The way a Corporate Champion is supposed to beat somebody. COACH Caboose is right. Tha Puerto Rican won this match cleanly. He didn’t need interference from Stephen Joseph or The Lightning Crew. PRL made Spanish Fly submit to the Sharpshooter after giving him the Corporate Nightmare. COLE I think that’s the first clean victory PRL has had since he came to the OAOAST! CABOOSE Oh ha. Ha. So funny, I forgot to laugh. Referee Earl Hebner hands PRL his 24/7 Championship belt. PRL raises his belt over his head, annoying the crowd some more. Puerto spins the belt plate and laughs. He walks over to Spanish Fly, and jaw jacks him. COLE Spanish Fly’s goal of becoming the 24/7 Champion will have to wait till another night. For tonight, at World Without End, Tha Puerto Rican is still the holder of that belt. The longest 24/7 Title reign in OAOAST history will continue for another day! CABOOSE I hate to say, “I told you so.” But, I told you so. I said Tha Puerto Rican would beat Spanish Fly. I said PRL would retain the 24/7 Title. I was right. Once again, Caboose is always right. PRL gets in Spanish Fly’s face, spinning the belt plate. He trash talks Fly and then raises his belt again. Tha Puerto Rican leaves the ring, placing his spinner 24/7 Championship belt over his left shoulder. PRL walks to the entrance, an evil smile on his face, as “Know Your Role ‘99” continues playing. COACH This was a phenomenal, outstanding matchup. Spanish Fly didn’t come out on top, but he showed us all that he can hang with Tha Puerto Rican! CABOOSE Yeah. Right. That’s such a lie, I feel ashamed to sit next to you. I mean. Ugh. Earl Hebner checks on Spanish Fly. PRL is still walking to the entrance. COLE PRL made Spanish Fly tap out to the Sharpshooter. But not before a number of close calls, including the 6-1-9 and the Fly Swatter. We all got to witness the amazing highflying ability of Spanish Fly, who gave it everything he had. CABOOSE You’re trying to think of a nice way to say Spanish Fly sucked right? COLE No! Spanish Fly showed us how talented he is tonight! He almost beat PRL several times; it’s just that on this night, PRL was the better wrestler! CABOOSE Glad to see you know PRL is the better wrestler. COLE On this night, Caboose. On this night. CABOOSE It’s every night. COLE Spanish Fly put on a hell of a performance here tonight. But it was Tha Puerto Rican who walked out of World Without End, still the OAOAST 24/7 Champion. Now the question is, will Vitamin X walk out of World Without End a winner in his match against Otaku II later tonight? And will Stephen Joseph Popick walk out of World Without End the new OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion? Referee Earl Hebner helps Spanish Fly get up. He is very upset at the fact that he just lost. Fly is still holding on to his legs, while “Know Your Role ‘99” continues playing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 COLE Coming up next, we've got tag team action. Apparantly, this match was personally requested by Stephen Joseph, who hopes his Upstarts will secure a clean sweep tonight. So, we have the unorthodox team of Bohemoth and Jamie O'Hara as a result. And they take on the former World Tag Team Champions, The Sk8ter Boiz. CABOOSE Oh, how that phrase makes me weep. COLE The Boiz haven't been as active on OAOAST TV since they lost the titles in TLC. But tonight, they've got the chance to kickflip their way back into Tag Team Title contention. CABOOSE ...that's terrible. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada...HELL MEL...THE MARV...TTHHHHEEEEEEE SSSSKK88888TTEEEEERRRRRRR BBOOOOOIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZ!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" hits and off go the two, green pyro rockets...as The Sk8ter Boiz live up to their names like only they can, sk8teboarding through the entrance way and down the rampway. On the way, they try to tag hands. But the fans are too low and they can't reach, so instead throw them the thumbs up as they pass. The Boiz reach the end of the ramp and leap into the ring, holding their skateboards high for all to see. .:CUE: "Back In Black", AC/DC:. But suddenly, they aren't so happy-go-lucky, as here comes the MONSTAH Bohemoth. With Jamie O'Hara by his side, already talking that trash, Bohemoth shows off TEH GUNZ~! before he and O'Hara make their way to the ring. BUFFER And, their opponents. Representing THE UPSTARTS... BOOOHHEEEEEEMMOOOOTTHHHH and JJAAAAAMMIIIIEEEE OOOO'HHHHAAAARRRRAAAAAAA!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" O'Hara and Bohemoth reach the ring and the Boiz back off quickly, as Bohemoth enters. They're not quite so scared by O'Hara, who vaults into the ring. But O'Hara takes the credit for them "steppin' off" regardless. *DINGDINGDING* O'Hara confers with Bohemoth and The Upstarts decide that the newcomer is going to start. Meanwhile, it's The Marv kicking off the match for the Sk8ter Boiz. Marv strides into the centre of the ring, as O'Hara starts to talk smack. And talk. And continue to talk that smack, until finally The Marv has enough and treads on O'Hara's foot!! The crowd pop, as O'Hara hops around on one foot and The Marv takes advantage by applying a side headlock. Going to the ribs quickly, O'Hara raps Marv with a serious of forearms before sending Marv off into the ropes. O'Hara then shows off his agility with a high leapfrog... O'HARA YEAH DAWG, DAT'S RIGHT! ...but he gets too cocky and Marv nails him with a diving clothesline! And another! A third as O'Hara continues to stagger up only to get knocked right back down. Up staggers O'Hara again, as Marv rocks him with a couple of right hands, backing O'Hara into the ropes and leaving The Upstart's arms hung over the top. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" The Marv then nails O'Hara with a knifedge chop, which isn't going to rival anything Chris Benoit's ever done, but leaves O'Hara's chest stinging nonetheless. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And again. THE MARV SKATE OR DIE! "YYYAAAAAAYYYY!" Grabbing an arm, Marv then whips O'Hara into the ropes and catches him coming back with a standing dropkick. O'Hara is taken clear off his feet, landing hard on the back of his head, which prompts Marv to try an early cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Marv quickly jogs over to the corner and tags in Hell Mel. The two exchange a quick high-five before sending O'Hara off into the ropes, catching him on the way back with a double boot to the gut, doubling O'Hara over. The Sk8ter Boiz then hit opposite ropes, with Marv doing a skating style "Ollie" clear over O'Hara's back, while Mel slams a running knee into the side of O'Hara's head! CABOOSE That was ridiculous. What damage do you do to someone by jumping over their back? COLE Well, the knee from Hell Mel did the damage. I guess Marv just wanted to show off his l33t sk8ter sk1ll5~! CABOOSE ... The referee makes sure The Marv leaves the ring, while Hell Mel positions himself by the side of O'Hara. And, after a Jerry Lynn esque "RAWK" hand signal, Mel backflips across O'Hara chest with a Standing Moonsault... 1... 2... Kickout! Mel informs the referee that the count was "bogus" as he gets to his feet, helping O'Hara up with him. A whip follows, sending O'Hara into a neutral corner. O'Hara puts the brakes on, catching Mel charging in with a mule kick. Quick as a flash, O'Hara vaults to the middle rope with something flippy in mind no doubt. But a double sledge from Mel puts a stop to that, leaving O'Hara wobbling on the middle rope and allowing Mel to pick him up in an Electric Chair position. COLE Uh-oh...could we see the Dudesday Device here!?! CABOOSE What did I tell you about making up movenames? COLE But...but...it's witty! Carefully, Mel walks out of the corner, making sure to keep O'Hara on his shoulders. O'Hara starts to rain down on the head with punches though, which eventually cause Mel to stop...at which point, O'Hara levers himself back and SPIKES MEL ON HIS HEAD WITH A REVERSE RANA!! COLE OOHHHHH, MY!! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" With Mel down and motionless, O'Hara gets up and is suddenly his cocky self again, laughing at a clearly concerned Marv as he strides over to the corner...and tags in Bohemoth! COLE And things have just gone from bad to worse for The Sk8ter Boiz, I'm afraid. The former HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion steps into the ring with no hint of emotion, all business as he reaches down and grabs Mel by the hair. Mel is deadweight, but that doesn't bother Bohemoth. Easily, he pulls Mel off the canvas and throws him up, over onto his shoulder. Backing into a corner, Bohemoth then charges and DRIVES Mel back-first into the top turnbuckle of the opposite corner. Turning, the bigman charges again and plants Mel with a Running Powerslam! Groans fill the crowd as Bohemoth makes a lackadaisical cover... 1... 2... Broken up by The Marv, who gets GLARED at by Bohemoth! COLE You know, I think The Marv regrets that already somehow. CABOOSE Well, the good news is, he saved Hell Mel. The bad news is...he saved Hell Mel. Climbing to his feet, Bohemoth is suddenly pissed off as he points a finger at The Marv. A finger which is enough to make Marv jump from the apron and cower for cover at ringside. Meanwhile, Mel is gallantly climbing to his feet. Bohemoth is waiting on him though, as he measures poor Mel and knocks his head off with a STIFF~! Lariat, bringing the crowd from their seats and horrifying The Marv on the floor! "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" O'HARA OH, YOU JUS' GOT KNOCKED THE FUCKOUT! O'Hara laughs it up to a nearby camera, while Bohemoth stalks around the lifeless frame of Hell Mel. The Marv finally climbs back to the apron, but is having to watch the match thorugh gaps in the hands clapsed over his eyes now. Continuing to stalk around, Bohemoth waits for Mel to get up. But Mel isn't. So Bohemoth has to haul him up. "SAVE HIM JE - BUS!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "SAVE HIM JE - BUS!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "SAVE HIM JE - BUS!" *clap clap clapclapclap* Once Mel is finally pulled up, Bohemoth lifts him up like the good old, proverbial ragdoll and sets him up for the Erotic Awakening Of B. Sensing the end, The Marv quickly climbs to the top rope and dives off the top with a double axehandle to the back of Bohemoth. With...very little effect. Infact, it just seems to piss Bohemoth off as he drops Mel uncerimoniously, turns around and SPEARS Marv back into the corner!! Mel staggers to his feet, but Bohemoth mows him down with a Polish Hammer! Bo then turns back around a scoop up The Marv, positioning himself beside Mel before swinging Marv around... ...out... ...and DOWN~!... ...RIGHT ACROSS HIS PARTNER'S STERNUM!!!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE EROTIC AWAKENING OF B...ONTO HELL MEL!! CABOOSE Ladies and gentlemen, The Sk8ter Boiz were 20. Both Sk8ter Boiz are stacked up and ready to be pinned. But rather than go for the cover, Bohemoth walks back over to his corner and tags in Jamie O'Hara. Who, beaming from ear to ear, vaults into the ring and walks over to where the Boiz lay, all the way jawing away to nobody in particular. Stepping over the bodies, O'Hara climbs the ropes facing out into the crowd and reaches the top. O'Hara then sets himself, before tumbling forwards with an Inverted 450...ONTO BOTH SK8TER BOIZ!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" CABOOSE This one is over! 1... 2... 3!! *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Your winners of this match...the team of Bohemoth and Jamie O'Hara... TTHHEEEE UUPPSSSSSTTAAAAARRRTTSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 COLE Big win for the team of Bohemoth and Jamie O'Hara, as well as The Upstarts. Our next match will be for the Women's Title and-- WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE BACK?! Let's go to the back. (Backstage we go, where the locker room area has been decorated in festive orange and black Halloween themed accessories by the underpaid and overworked arena staff. Ghosts hang from the ceilings, Jack O'Lanterns sit on the floor, and streamers line the wall. A racially diverse group of elementary school kids run down the hall in getups popular for the day, going from door to door, trick or treating, getting their fair share of delicious Halloween candy. One kid stands off to the side, a frown playing on her usually adorable face. Actually this is no kid, this is a sulking twenty eight year old woman holding a Bratz trick or treat bag.) ALIX SPEZIA What am I s'posed to say? How do I get candy? Trick or..trick or..trick. Oh poopie! This is isn't that hard, Alix. You went to college! You can change your oil! All you do is go to the gas station and yell at the little Mexican dude, and he gets right on it. But I don't see any little Mexicans to yell at to get me some candy. KIDS Trick or treat! ALIX Treat! Gawd, that's kinda hard. (As the kids scurry down the hall, Alix knocks on the door to claim her candy. The man who opens it up is the one and only, Terry Taylor. Disappointingly Terry is not dressed as a rooster.) TERRY (upon seeing Alix) Oh god! ALIX Um..uh..trick...or..or.. TERRY (hands on hips, gaze downward, nodding slowly) You know, Alix, I've been thinking, you've done plenty to humiliate me over the years, and make my life a gruesome, horrific, dreadful hell in which death is a warm and welcome mistress, who's touch I yearn to have drag me to the under-regions, but ya know what? That's in the past! I think you and I can let bygones be bygones, and finally be friends. What do you say, newest pal? Friends? (The inability to utter the word treat, launches Alix into a red sea of blinding rage. She promptly kicks Taylor in his ample beer gut, punches him in his mishapen nose nose, and slams his face that even a mother couldn't love against the door, knocking him out.) ALIX Oh that's not it either! (Alix skips down the hallway, as the gang of racially diverse elementary school kids swoops in to pickpocket the fallen rooster. Our empty headed heroine knocks on the next door she comes to. Who else should open that door, but Krista Isadora Duncan. Krista's characteristically gorgeous sun colored hair is a urine colored rat's nest, there are thick crescents under her baby blue eyes, a bottle of hard liquor in her shaking hands, and it looks like she's spent the past week face down in a ditch.) KRISTA (slurring her one single word) Alllllixxx? ALIX I'm not Alix. I'm La brea! Queen of the Amazonian Jungle! Grrrr! KRISTA Queen? Jungle? You're wearin' a pink french maid costume. ALIX The costume shop messed up my order. KRISTA Well, what do you want? ALIX Um....uh...trick...or...um...Krista, help! KRISTA I'm gonna say it very slowly, because I'm drunk and I can't talk any faster. Trick...trick or....uh..um....oh god. ALIX What was that second word? KRISTA Trick or treat! Trick or treat! Here, some gum from my purse...what else do I have...here's a Snicker's Bar...um, a matchbook from Lusty Lenny's Land of Lusty Lust..a pamphlet from the Betty Ford clinic, no I better keep that one. Alix, take the wrapper off the gum before you put it in your mouth! Okay, beat it. I'm not drunk enough to deal with you right now. Come back in two hours, I'll need you to hold my hair when I puke....I said go away, why are you still here? ALIX I'm chewing my gum. KRISTA You honestly can not chew gum and walk at the same time? ALIX Gah! Who's the super human that can do that amazing feat? (Alix swallows her sugar free gum and tickles Krista's nose with her feather duster) ALIX Bye, Krissy! (Alix strolls down the hallway, and comes to a door marked NNMX. She gives it a quick knock, and none other then The Handsome Hustler Ned Blanchard, who is certainly dressed for the holiday, costumed as a massive erection. The amount of detail in his getup is either incredibly admirable or gut wrenchingly mortifying depending on your taste. Personally, I find myself aroused.) NED (scoffing) Well, well, well. Look who it is. At least I got the one who isn't in the process of chopping off her left breast.... (Speaking of breasts, Ned gives Alix's costume the once over and it makes his pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. To simulate his sexual excitement, white silly string pops out of the top his costume's uh.hole) NED Woah! I like your costume! It certainly...maid my day! Ha! Ned-man, you are en fuego. Ha! Simon, brother, did you hear that? SIMON Loud and clear. Forget DL Hugley, I want to spend a weekend at Neddy's. Wasn't that a movie? NED Not a very good one. Jimmy, did you hear my joke? CORNETTE It was great, buddy. You knocked 'em dead, pal. NED Si, did you..... SIMON I said yes already, numbnuts! ALIX Trick or...hmmm NED (slowly undoing his costume) I'm about to turn the trick, the treat is in my pants, and you best believe I'll give you something good to eat. I'm on a roll! En fuego! Si, did you hear my joke? SIMON God damn it! Jimmy, are you sure Bart Gunn's not available? Can I request a transfer to the Love Doctors? (Sufficiently creeped out by The Handsome Hustler, Alix slams the door in his face. Her Halloween journey continues, taking her to a grim and undecorated portion of the hallway. This bleak area contains a single door with a sign saying Upstarts posted on it. Of course Alix is the only persona alive lacking the common sense not to knock on it.) JOHNNY JAX (opening the door, looking none to pleased to see Alix.) Whatchu want? ALIX Oh my god! It's you! I love your song, I don't care. I don't care, I just wanna be yours! JOHNNY What?! Woman, I ain't Ricky Martin! I'm Johnny Jax. J-A...well, it doesn't matter how you spell it. ALIX I understand, you wanna keep a low profile. There are some real weirdos around here! Uh..oh yeah! Trick...or...tri..tri...tre...tweat! Yay, I did it! JOHNNY (looking at her bag, thin lips forming a sinister smile) What's this? Free candy? Bitchin! (Displaying a terrible cruelty, Johnny snatches Alix's Bratz bag right out of her hand! He pie faces her, muffling her angry protests, then violently shoves her down to the cold tiled floor, dropping her on her BUTT. Laughing at the pain he's caused, he rubs his eyes, mocking her tear shedding, then shuts the door on the crying diva. Awwww!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 We return to ringside, in the midst of an invasion. A female invasion, as the women of the OAOAST trudge down the rampway in single (and in one, Minnesota case, double) file and begin to position themselves around the ring. Serena Blackmore, El Chica Genérico, Kumiko Watanabe, Confusia, Jade Rodez, "Floggin" Molly Matthews, Pantera Combiatenta, Julie Sharcor, Valerie and Constance, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Candie, Ayane, Lilith and Anne Anarchy all surround the ring. And there are quite a few looks of suspiscion being cast around by the women already. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the LUMBERJILL Match for the OAOAST Women's Championship! At this time, please welcome the Lumberjills!! A mixed reaction goes up as a few of the women play to or mock the crowd, depending on how much of a bitch they happen to be. COLE We are ready for an intriguing Women's Title Match here, as the entire Women's Division surrounds the ring. It's Ashley Street versus Brodie Lewis, which in itself is a great match. But of course, we have the added intrigue of the Lumberjills around the ring and of course, the open offer that is on the table from this mysterious Benefactor. CABOOSE That's right. $50,000 to ANYONE who costs Ashley Street the Women's Title tonight? I can't tell you how tempted I am to do a run-in tonight Mickey. COACH You'd hit a woman? Dude that's, like, illegal. Trust me. CABOOSE Let's just say, if the action comes this way, I've got a slapjack ready and waiting. COLE Please, try to contain yourself. .:CUE: The Distillers, "House of Mirrors":. Suddenly, all heads turn to the entrance way as Brodie Lewis stomps through the entranceway, glaring out into the crowd with a sour look on her face. Valerie and Constance are already sucking up and applauding Brodie from ringside, as she strides down the rampway with her trademark mohawk died a bright purple for tonight. Brodie reaches the ring and enters, looking around the Lumberjills with a glare before turning to the crowd and doing the same with them to. BUFFER Introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from Brooklyn, New York...she weighs in at one hundred and thirty three pounds...BBRRRRROOODDIIEEEEE LLEEEEEEWWWIIIIISSSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE This Benefactor issue really started with Brodie Lewis. She put The Cannon Kid on the shelf months ago and then, she collected the bounty on then Women's Champion Jenny Adams. Infact, she was so malicious that she found herself suspended for her actions, until just recently when she tried to collect whatever bounty is on Ashley Street's head. CABOOSE Well, Brodie isn't greedy. She just likes hurting people. If she can get paid a bunch of money to hurt people then even better, why not reap the rewards? That's her thinking and I wouldn't be surprised if Brodie kept the Lumberjills out of the match herself so SHE could get the $50,000 solely for herself. Brodie is checked over for weapons by the referee and comes up clean. "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" Suddenly, "Any Way You Want It" by Rise Against hits and the crowd come to their feet for the arrival of the Women's Champion! BUFFER And her opponent...from Evansville, Indiana. Weighing in at one hundred, fifty nine pounds...the OAOAST WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION... AAAAASSSHHHLLEEEEEYYYY... SSSSSSTTRRREEEEEEETT!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Ashley bursts through the curtains and comes to an abrupt stop. Knowing that she's stepping in to the unknown in more ways than one, Ashley cautiously walks to the ring, keeping her wits about her incase of any sneak attacks from the side or behind. COLE Last month, Ashley staved off the challenge of both Valerie and Constance. But tonight, the odds have been staked even greater by the Benefactor...tonight, she's got to worry about no less than SIXTEEN women, let alone two. CABOOSE That's the beauty of the plan. She can't trust anyone, not even her closest friends. Money talks and Ashley knows it. Reaching the end of the ramp, Ashley looks down at Serena Blackmore to her left, glaring up at her. She then notices OAOAST newcomer, Julie Sharcor, also looking up with eyes on the Women's Title belt. Ashley brushes all the attention off though and steps into the ring...and IMMEDIATELY, gets jumped by Brodie Lewis!! COLE AND IT'S ON!! *DINGDINGDING!* Brodie unleashes on Ashley with a barrage of forearms across the back, Ashley still half in and half out of the ring and unable to defend herself. After a few more clubbing forearms, Brodie finally drags Ashley into the ring. Grabbing an arm, she then pulls Ashley into the centre of the ring and nails her with a forearm to the jaw! Ashley staggers back a few steps...but as Brodie steps in a second time, the Women's Champion retaliates with a forearm of her own! Brodie is surprised by the shot and wobbles briefly, only to come back with a second forearm! But Ashley instantly throws one right back! CABOOSE It sure didn't take long for this one to break down, huh? COLE It's a forearm-fest in the centre of the ring between the two toughest women in the OAOAST today! And these fans are loving every minute of it! The Lumberjills are as well, one half of the 'Jills routing for Ashley, the other half screaming their support for Brodie. Brodie is next to strike, connecting with another brutal forearm. This one has enough force to drop Ashley to one knee momentarily, but she comes straight back up SCREAMING...cupping Brodie behind the head with her left hand, while forearming her once, twice, three, FOUR consecutive times! Brodie is really staggered now, as Ashley measures her... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and lays into Lewis with a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and another! Brodie wobbles once more, but to save herself from falling over she grabs Ashley behind the head and pulls her into a knee strike in the process! Another knee connects to the gut, doubling Ashley over. Brodie continues to hold onto the back of the head though and delivers another knee strike, this one to the FACE~, knocking Ashley into a seated position! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!" Ashley quickly checks her forehead for signs of blood and for now at least she's okay. Brodie looks to change that though as she punches down across the top of Ashley's head a couple of times, before stepping behind the Champion and Dragon Kicking her in the spine!! Dropping to her back, Ashley writhers in pain as Brodie drops to her knees, grinding her forearm into Ashley's face as she attempts a pinfall... 1... 2.. But it's still way too early yet and Ashley easily kicks out. Brodie quickly grabs her in a reverse chinlock as she kicks out, although only to control Ashley and not in an attempt to do any damage. Turning over, Brodie sits on Ashley's back with a Camel Clutch. On hands and knees, Ashley backpedals and escapes through Brodie's legs, British style, tripping Brodie onto her front by the ankles and steps into her own Camel Clutch. Grabbing a hold of the mohawk, the Champion then pulls Brodie's head up a little to expose the jaw...CROSSFACE STRIKE!! COACH OH, SNAP! Some of the women around the ring cringe sympathetically, as Ashley exposes the jaw again...CROSSFACE STRIKE!! Brodie is seeing stars now. Stepping away from Brodie, Ashley points a finger out at Valerie and Constance, threateningly suggesting that they might just be next, before going back to Brodie. Again she grabs the mohawk and again uses it to pull Brodie up. Grabbing an arm, Ashley sets Brodie for an irish whip...but Brodie puts on the brakes, slapping away the whip attempt and forearming Ashley in the jaw, yet again! The previous forearms have Ashley reeling and she staggers backwards into the ropes which are the only things holding her up at the moment seemingly. Brodie quickly charges in with a knee to the gut, before whipping Ashley into the ropes and rushing in afterwards with a palm stri...NO, ducked! Ashley and Brodie both turn around and come to meet each other again. Forearm by Ashley! Forearm by Brodie! FOREARM! FOREARM! FOREARM! FOREARM! Both women are stumbling around now, Ashley gaining her bearings the first and catches Brodie with a quick boot to the gut. Ashley then turns and hits the ropes...AND GETS TRIPPED BY LINDSAY GONZALEZ!! COLE ASSIST! And there's the first woman to try and cash in! GONZALEZ COVER HER! COVER HER! Eager for the cash, Lindsay screams at Brodie to pin Ashley. But, dazed and in no mood to help anyone else to free money, Brodie declines and instead pulls Ashley to her feet... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and chops her ruthlessly across the chest! Ashley slumps against the ropes as Brodie measures her again... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...for a second knifedge! Grabbing Ashley, Brodie then pulls her opponent off the ropes and holds her in place, while reeling back with a HEADBUTT!! Ashley collapses backwards, straight away getting covered by Brodie, to encouragement from Lindsay... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE I don't know if Lindsay would have been given the assist or not there, but regardless, we've seen what problems this Lumberjill situation poses for Ashley Street. Brodie shakes off the cobwebs and backs into one corner of the ring, while Ashley comes back to her senses. And already, early in this match, the Headbutt from Brodie has opened up a cut on Ashley's forehead! Ashley gets to her feet though, despite being cut and dazed. As she does, Brodie suddenly storms out of the corner and runs through Ashley with a Lariat! Again Brodie makes the cover quickly... 1... 2... But again, Ashley is quick to kick out! CABOOSE You know, it might be smarter if Ashley just quit and ran for her life considering she's got at least sixteen women to fight off. But, credit where credit is due, she's not. COLE Obviously, she didn't graduate from the Caboose school of cheap heelery. CABOOSE I'd be surprised if she graduated from anywhere, but that's neither here nor there. Pulling Ashley up, Brodie cocks her fist back and measures Ashley with a brutal right hand! And a second right hand! And a third, each punch aimed directly at the cut on Ashley's forehead. The cut is seemingly opening up now as more blood begins to trickle down Ashley's forehead towards her face. But despite that, Ashley continues to fight and ducks low to charge Brodie into the corner causing her to crash spine first into the turnbuckles. Cautiously, Ashley then comes back to a vertical base again...and both women try to attack with punches, but it's a knee from Brodie that connects first. Brodie then throws Ashley face first into top turnbuckle leaving her dazed once more. Ashley slowly staggers out of the corner as Brodie grabs her, thinking about throwing Ashley out to the baying Lumberjills ready to attack. But she soon decides she'd rather do the damage herself and clotheslines Ashley down! A few of the Lumberjills don't like that...so Brodie flips them off!! COLE As if we didn't know it before, Brodie Lewis is NOT here to make friends! Brodie helps Street up once more, only to once more slam her forearm into Ashley's jaw! Falling backwards, the middle rope bounces Ashley back up to a vertical base and she takes full advantage by diving through with her momentum, taking Brodie down with a Spear! And Ashley then mounts Brodie, all kinds of fired up as she punches wildly at Brodie's head and face! Brodie tries to cover up, but Ashley is relentless. So eventually, Brodie has to place her boots in Ashley's gut to launch her backwards...and Ashley falls right out of the ring! CABOOSE And now, business is going to pick up! COLE The Lumberjills are there, in theory, to help the workers back into the ring...but I'm not sure that's what Valerie and Constance have in mind! Falling right at the feet of the Lumberjills, Ashley tries to pull herself up. Already, Candie is trying to shove Ashley back into the ring as she's supposed to. But, she's soon joined by two others. Pushing their way to the front of the queue, Valerie and Constance barge Candie out of the way and start laying into Ashley with a barrage of forearms!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Minnesota Angels continue to pound away, until Candie finally gets sick of being pushed around and DRAGS Valerie off of Ashley! Running around the ring Molly Matthews and Jade Rodez also come around to help out Ashley Street and eventually the Women's Champion manages to roll into the ring. The focus is still on the outside though, as the Lumberjills are squaring up on the floor and ready to fight!! COLE Good for Molly and Jade! Ashley Street still has some friends who aren't going to stab her in the back for money! And now, it looks like Molly and Jade are warning The Minnesota Angels...they're watching Ashley's back! CABOOSE For now. COLE You're a very pesimistic man, Mr Caboose. The Lumberjills are held apart by other, neutral 'Jills...and eventually, they disperse back to where they were. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Brodie has Ashley up. An irish whip follows, sending Ashley across the ring and she rebounds into a hard, high knee from the challenger! Eventually, Ashley collapses onto her back, allowing Brodie to try for the cover again... 1... 2... Kickout! Valerie and Constance chastise the referee's count, while Brodie simply concentrates on pulling Ashley back to her feet. Taking her by the arm, she then whips Ashley across the ring again, this time into the corner. Ashley slumps into the buckles, as Brodie follows with DOUBLE KNEES~! into the chest! "LET'S GO ASH - LEY!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "LET'S GO ASH - LEY!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "LET'S GO ASH - LEY!" *clap clap clapclapclap* The crowd begin to rally behind the Champion, which distracts Brodie for little more than a couple of seconds before she sends Ashley across the ring into the opposite corner. Brodie waits, before charging again with more DOUBLE KNEES~! that leave Ashley slumped in the corner, gasping for breath. Pulling Ashley out, the growling Brodie then snapmares over the Champ and instantly hits the ropes in front of Ashley, going for a Running Knee Stri...DUCKED! But Brodie puts the brakes on, waits for Ashley to sit back up and mule kicks her in the back of the head! Brodie then hits the ropes again and this time CONNECTS with the Running Knee Strike! COACH Jimmy Rave style! COLE ... COACH C'mon, you know he's cool! Ashley is left staring blankly up at the lights, as Brodie makes the cover... 1... 2... BUT ASHLEY KICKS OUT!! "YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Brodie and a few of the Lumberjills fume, as Molly and Jade continue to lead the pro-Ashley Street fanbase. Climbing back to her feet, Brodie signals that "that's it", before dragging Ashley to her feet by the hair. Still she holds the hair, as she measures the Champion...HEADBUTT!! AND ANOTHER!! BRODIE BRAINBUSTAAAAAAHH~! The crowd boo, as Brodie hooks Ashley up for the Brainbuster. And after a deep breath, Brodie sets and lifts Ashley up...COUNTERED! Ashley nails Brodie in the head with her knee in mid-air to block the move! Landing safely on her feet, Ashley then wrings the arm to get behind Brodie and applies a Half Nelson. But any thoughts of a suplex are thwarted though, as Brodie dives forward, sending Ashley throat first across the middle rope! Brodie rolls out of the way to collect her thoughts again, as Ashley remains hung over the middle rope. In perfect position for a right hand from... ...EL CHICA GENÉRICO!?! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE WHAT THE HELL!?! CABOOSE EVERYONE WANTS THE MONEY!! Molly and Jade, who happen to be standing meters away from Genérico, rush over and start screaming at the Generic Lady Luchador asking what she thinks she's doing. Meanwhile, Ashley has stumbles back into the ring and falls right into Brodie Lewis, who picks Ashley up and FOLDS HER IN HALF with a Saito Suplex!! Chaos and confusion has ensued, as Brodie makes the cover... 1... 2... COLE Genérico's going to be $50,000 richer!! NOOOOOOOO!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd go nuts and Genérico, who seems to regret her actions already, runs her hand over her mask in disappointment at how close she was to becoming rich, rich, rich. Brodie meanwhile climbs up, fuming. Almost foaming at the mouth as she causes the referee to scurry out of her way. Slowly, Ashley begins to get up now, as Brodie is waiting impatiently. "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" Ashley is up, as Brodie hits the ropes and goes for the Palm Strik...DUCKED! Turning around, Brodie gets caught with a boot to the gut and doubles over, grabbed by the mohawk and held in place by Ashley Street, who waits for some more encouragement from the crowd. KAWADA KICK! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" AND ANOTHER! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" A THIRD!! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" Brodie staggers backwards a couple of steps, not knowing where the hell she is, as Ashley comes roaring...DUCKED! Ashley misses the Roaring Elbow and turns around, to be met with the Palm Strike from Brodie, leaving both women to collapse to the canvas!! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" COLE Good Lord! Have you ever seen two woman who hit that hard...and two women tough enough to take those kind of strikes!?! CABOOSE Not until tonight, no. COLE Both women are down and we've got a standing ten on now! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVE.." Brodie is first to her feet. Shaking off the effects of the Kawada Kicks, Brodie turns around to where Ashley has reached her knees, pulling her forwards into a front facelock and setting up for the Brainbuster again. But suddenly, "Floggin" Molly Matthews is up on the apron, distracting Brodie! Brodie stops and puts the badmouth on Molly. But that allows Ashley to suddenly arch Brodie up and over, into a Northern Lights Suplex, with the bridge... 1... 2... KICKOUT! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE So close! And it's lucky that Ashley still has Molly looking out for her! COACH She'll never get her llama like that though! Both Ashley and Brodie now struggle to their feet, meeting in the centre of the ring, with Brodie striking with a forearm! Which Ashley returns! Forearm, Brodie! Forearm, Ashley! Forearm, Brodie! Forearm, Ashley! Brodie stumbles backwards, but suddenly changes direction and thrusts out a Yakuza Ki...DUCKED! Around turns Brodie, as Ashley hits the ropes. Brodie ducks a clothesline, but Ashley hits the ropes again...AND GETS TRIPPED BY VALERIE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Minnesota Angels celebrate on the outside, but suddenly, they find themselves tackled to the ground by Molly Matthews and Jade Rodez! And, as a brawl erupts between those four, the Lumberjills begin to pile over, which sparks and massive brawl on the floor between the entire force of Lumberjills!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH IT'S BREAKIN' DOWN!! CABOOSE Where's Joey Styles when you need him!?! COLE Screw Joey Styles...CATFIGHT!! CAAATFIIIIIIGGHHHTT!! All the Lumberjills are going at it now and the crowd are whipped into a frenzy as back in the ring, Brodie sets Ashley up for the Brainbuster yet again. Ashley escapes though, twisting behind with a hammerlock and then pulling Brodie around, into a knee to the gut. Brodie falls to one knee as Ashley hits the ropes, looking for the Shining I Hate Your Face... ...and gets clobbered from behind by Serena Blackmore on the rampway!! Ashley collapses forward, as Blackmore grins sadistically at her handiwork. All around her, cheers from the crowd suddenly begin to ring out. But they're not for Serena. Instead, they're for the woman charging up behind her, pulling Serena around and THROWING her off the rampway to the floor below! JENNY ADAMS! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE OH MY GOD!! CABOOSE Okay, enough with the Joey Styles shtick now... COLE NO! LOOK! IT'S JENNY ADAMS!! The crowd are going NUTS now as the returning, former OAOAST Women's Champion waits for Brodie Lewis to turn around. And as she does, Jenny springboards from the rampway up to the top rope, then off the ropes and into the ring with a Springboard Missile Dropkick that WIPES OUT Brodie!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Jenny quickly rolls out of the ring before the referee, who's understandably distracted by the mass brawl on the floor, can turn around and spot her. Meanwhile, Brodie is already getting back up. But she only makes it to her knees before Ashley Street charges her, launching off the planted knee of Lewis and KICKING HER FACE OFF~!~! COLE SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE!! The crowd go wild, as Ashley makes the cover, Jenny frantically getting the referee's attention and pointing out the pin to him, which he dramatically dives to count... 1... 2... 3!!!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE IT'S OVER!! ASHLEY STREET HAS BEATEN THE ODDS AND RETAINED THE WOMEN'S TITLE!! "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" BUFFER Here is your winner...and STILL the OAOAST Women's Champion... AAASSHHHLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYY SSSSSTTRRRRRREEEEEEEEETT!!!!!! The crowd continue to go nuts as Jenny Adams, along with the rest of the pro-Ashley Lumberjills roll into the ring to join in the celebrations. The rest of the 'Jills dejectedly stop their fighting, watching on as Ashley is handed the Women's Title and raises it high above his head in the ring. Molly quickly congratulates Ashley, Jade doing the same. But it's Jenny Adams who pushes next in line, embracing Ashley and holding her arm aloft in the air, much to the fury of The Minnesota Angels, Brodie Lewis and no doubt the Benefactor too, wherever she is. COLE What a moment here! Jenny Adams, making her return from injury to help Brodie Lewis defy the odds and retain the Women's Championship. And now, the Benefactor has a lot more to concern herself with. Not only Ashley Street, but a vengeful Jenny Adams! CABOOSE And all the money in the world might not save her if Jenny and Ashley have anything to say about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 COLE What a wild event World Without End has turned out to be so far. COACH And its about to get even more wild Michael, as in association with Knock Out Ultimate Fighting and live from Las Vegas, we bring you Axel versus Frank Bitz in Axel’s fourth ever fight. CABOOSE Axel has been doing incredibly well in Japan in the world of fighting, with two knockout victories and one via submission. COLE Let’s cross now live to Osaka for the fight. We cut to the sold out Osaka Arena where the octagon is empty except for the official. MIKE GOLDBERG Thanks Michael, the voice that Vince wanted and the co-host of the Man Show bring you the fourth KOUF Pay Per View spectacular, and we are set for a big heavyweight bout Joe Rogan. ROGAN That we are Mike, ‘Axel’ Adam Webster will take on the man who already has eight victories to his name in fighting, Frank Bitz. Bitz said earlier this week that professional wrestlers don’t belong in the world of fighting, so he’s going to send Webster back to the States. GOLDBERG And Axel did not take too kindly to those words at all. Word from the backstage area was that the two had a heated confrontation (© EWR 4.0) backstage, and there is a lot of bad blood brewing between the two. ROGAN Let’s have a look at the tale of the tape for this one. ‘AXEL’ ADAM WEBSTER Age: 19 Height: 6’3 Weight: 250 Strengths: Some Judo Training, Submissions, Knee strikes ROGAN Webster is known for his knee strikes; with his first two victories coming after he connected with knees to the head. He can knock you out standing or on the ground, and if he slaps the guillotine on you, you’re in some trouble Mike. GOLDBERG Certainly Joe, we saw the guillotine two weeks ago when Axel defeated Jack Walker after two very even rounds. FRANK BITZ Age: 25 Height: 6’1 Weight: 245 Strengths: Amateur Wrestling, Kickboxing GOLDBERG But you can contrast Axel’s strengths with Frank Bitz. Bitz was a top amateur wrestler for some years before deciding that fighting was the better career option. He’s looked very impressive in his first eight fights, with most of those victories coming courtesy of a keylock. ROGAN Webster has a leverage advantage over Bitz, which Bitz is trying to counter with the mind games, the taunting. But Bitz has to realise that professional wrestling is all about mind games, so this won’t affect Webster inside that octagon. The lights dim and ‘Epic’ by Faith no More hits, signalling the arrival of Frank Bitz. Flanked by his trainers, Bitz disrobes, and enters the octagon without much fanfare. GOLDBERG Bitz really looks to be in great shape, and this is the toughest test to date for him. ‘Epic’ is replaced by the opening guitar riff of Silverchair’s ‘Freak’. The song begins, and the cheers go up as one of Japan’s favourite gajin-turned-fighters, Axel, makes his way to the octagon, flanked by his trainers and crew, including a couple of familiar faces, former X-Division Champions Aaron Jones and Ken Baker, K Money and AJ Flaire. ‘Axel’ Adam Webster – as he is going by his real name – makes his way down the ramp to cheers or ‘Ass-El!’ Taking off his robe, he pays respect to the octagon by wiping his feet before entering, and going to his corner. ROGAN And look at Bitz; he wants to go right now! Frank Bitz is talking trash in the other corner, but Axel isn’t taking any notice, he’s just taking one final sip of water, and getting instructions from the referee. The introductions take place, and as they’re in Japanese, Rogan and Goldberg take the opportunity to talk some more. GOLDBERG Well folks, you won’t be able to understand the introductions, but you can sure understand these highlights. Here’s the end of Frank Bitz’ last fight against Italian Donatello Albertti. We cut to a tape of Bitz’ last fight in KOUF, where Bitz, a rather menacing looking American is jostling for position with Albertti, your stereotypical Italian. Albertti looks to have the advantage, as he is in the dominant position hammering away at Bitz, but Bitz somehow manages to shift positions. Albertti desperately tries to get back on top by trying a shot to the head of Bitz, but Bitz takes advantage of the miss and applies a keylock, which Albertti quickly submits to. ROGAN You can see there that Frank Bitz’ amateur background means that he can shift his weight and outwrestle you at any opportunity. Let’s take a look at Webster’s last victory, in similar fashion. We cut to the same night, where Axel and Jack Walker are facing off. Walker is trying to land a punch, but Axel is blocking quite well GOLDBERG Now you can see here where Axel fakes a blow, and Walker lowers his head for a millisecond and – oooooh – he is just drilled with a knee by Axel. That didn’t knock him out, but it certainly gave Axel the opportunity to take the advantage, as we see here. Walker, stunned by the knee, loses his balance, with Axel taking him down with a double-leg, and beginning a barrage of punches. Walker tries to tuck his chin to his chest to shield his head a little better, but Axel immediately grabs a hold of Walker’s head, and applies a guillotine. Walker, with a burst of adrenaline, changes the position, but it only gives Axel an opportunity to grapevine his legs around Walker, causing Walker to tap out. GOLDBERG And now that the introductions are out of the way, we can get to this very special fight that the One and Only AngleSault Thread in association with Knock Out Ultimate Fighting and their co-promotion, HI-YAH are bringing all you lucky fans. The referee has a word with both fighters, and orders them to touch gloves. Showing his disrespect, Bitz brushes gloves with Axel, and turns his back to the former two-time OAOAST Champion. Going back to his corner, the referee asks both competitors if they are ready, before starting the match to a cheer from the Osaka crowd. Axel and Bitz meet in the middle of the ring, guards up, ready for anything. Bitz tries a left jab, Axel evades, another jab, Axel blocks its entry to his skull. Bitz tries a few more jabs, but Axel is not letting anything through. Bitz connects with a jab and goes for a right, but Axel ducks out of the way and gets a jab, and a second. ROGAN Bitz is trying to beat Axel with power, but come on Mike, not gonna happen. Axel connects with another left jab, and another, and another, and it start to get to the point where the crowd can see what’s coming. Frank Bitz is trying not to let the jabs through, but he can’t. Another jab by Axel, a fake jab, and a HUGE right hook that rocks the socks off of Bitz! GOLDBERG WOAH! Frank Bitz is out on his feet, he’s trying to cover u… OHHHH!!!! ROGAN BITZ IS OUT! AXEL JUST LAID BITZ OUT WITH A VICIOUS KNEE TO THE FACE! Indeed he did, as we se on the replay, Bitz is trying to cover up after the right hook, and makes the mistake of ducking his head. Axel takes the advantage by jumping and driving his knee into Frank Bitz’s jaw, laying him out cold! As soon as Bitz head hits the mat, Axel points at his fallen opponent, and raises his arms into the air, shouting ‘DON’T EVER DISRESPECT ME! I WILL KILL YOU!’ GOLDBERG This fight is over, total dominance by ‘Axel’ Adam Webster! Frank Bitz cannot continue! Joe, see if you can get a word with Axel! Rogan steps into the octagon where Axel is celebrating with his crew. ROGAN Axel, could I just get a word – how’s that? A victory in forty-five seconds! AXEL Its great mate, really is. I was fuming over what he said, but I didn’t let that show, I wanted to do all my talking in here, and I’m not the one on the ground that won’t remember this tomorrow. ROGAN And do you have anything to say to those wrestling fans watching this simulcast on OAOAST World Without End? AXEL Oh yeah Joe. To everyone out there, I’ve been watching the show, I’ve been seeing what’s going on, and I’ve got opinions on everything. But now isn’t the time. I’m coming back, and I’m coming back soon. Be ready. ROGAN Thanks Axel. Back to you Mike. GOLDBERG Well there you have it folks, an Axel victory in forty-five seconds. We hope you enjoyed this short simulcast live from Osaka, Japan. For Joe Rogan, I’m Mike Goldberg, back to you in Cleveland. COLE Thank you Mike, and another dominant win to Axel, but the bigger story here is that he’s coming back! CABOOSE I know that when Axel heard about Drek Stone and Hoff leaving, he was deeply affected, and he wanted to make his feelings known straight away. But the man is all business, he’s all class, and he knew that he had a couple of very important fights coming up, and he had to train. After those fights were done, he could come back. To his credit, he fulfilled all his commitments, and he’s putting a dream on hold to come back and address the situations that surround him. I’ve got a lot of respect for the guy. COLE Well, we don’t know for sure when he’ll be back, but one thing we do know – you won’t want to miss it! And you won’t want to miss our next contest! *We fade into the shot of Axel training, showing off his impressive physique. A voice, not unlike THE VOICE~! Is heard* “He is one of the most successful athletes in OAOAST history…” A shot of Axel holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship above his head “His story is one of a struggle, the struggle of a man destined for greatness, the struggle of a man who had to give up one life to pursue another…” A shot of Axel entering the arena with the fans cheering him on “OAOAST ShopZone Presents: Axel – From Australia to AngleMania” A shot of Axel facing off with Drek Stone at AngleMania IV “With exclusive inerviews with the men who have been with Axel every step of the way. AJ Flaire. Gunner Sharps. K Money. Ragdoll. Hoff.” Axel and Hoff raising their arms in victory “Axel – From Australia to AngleMania. In stores Tuesday.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) *KA-CHING!* *Come and take your Vitamin X.* “Bling-Bling” by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing, causing the crowd to start booing loudly. Vitamin X rushes out from behind the curtain, doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle to the crowd’s non-delight. Not only is X doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, but he is also wielding a plastic lightsaber while wearing a Darth Vader mask. X twirls the lightsaber to and fro, before dropping it, and unmasking, which causes the crowd to boo even louder. Vitamin X slowly walks to the ring, bobbing his head to the beat of “Bling-Bling”. COACH It looks like Vitamin X has just shown us his Halloween costume! CABOOSE And what a fine costume it is, if I do say so myself. As everyone knows, Darth Vader Mask>Otaku II mask. *DING DING DING* MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 60-minute time limit. Introducing first. Coming to the ring at this time. From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 248 lbs. He is the Financial Consultant for The Lightning Crew. VITAMINNNNNN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!! Vitamin X jaws with some fans at ringside. VX is wearing a black baseball jersey with VITAMIN X written on the front in orange script font. On the back of the jersey is the World Without End logo on top, and "OTAKU II. OTAKU WHO?" underneath, all written in orange, blocky letters. He is also wearing black sweatpants, a gold chain, black elbowpads, and black Reeboks. COLE Vitamin X is extremely focused heading into this match-up. CABOOSE Yeah. And if his shirt is any indication, he thinks he’s going to come out of this match the winner! COLE A feud has been developing between Vitamin X and Otaku II in the last few weeks, and it all stems from one thing: Vitamin X is jealous of Otaku II! CABOOSE Oh I beg to differ. Why the hell would Vitamin X be jealous of Otaku II? Vitamin X is talented, charismatic, handsome, and a financial guru. All Otaku II is is some anime freak in a mask. He’s no different from the thousands of anime freaks that you can find on the internet, except that he is in better shape and wears a goofy mask. Vitamin X hops on a turnbuckle, and crosses his arms in a X. Vitamin X hops off the turnbuckle and bounces off the ropes, doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle again while the crowd boos. COACH Well, Vitamin X doesn’t receive the fans’ cheers like Otaku does. The fans still think of him as PRL’s lackey. He had a chance to breakout on his own at AngleSlam in August, but he couldn’t get the job done. CABOOSE Hey! That was months ago. Vitamin X has gotten over it, so you should too! Vitamin X shakes his shoulders and “raises the roof”, and the crowd responds by raising their middle fingers at him. VX does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle again. He looks at the entrance waiting for Otaku, as “Bling-Bling” by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys dies down. COLE I have gotten over it, but that is something that has got to still haunt Vitamin X to this very day. CABOOSE No it doesn’t! Vitamin X isn’t gonna let one lost to The Parka stop him from continuing his career. Infact, when Vitamin X wins tonight, these fans are going to forget all about his lost to The Parka at AngleSlam. “Ashburn” by Hikari starts playing. The crowd cheers loudly. Sky blue lights around the arena turn on and off, as Otaku comes out through the curtain with Ayane Mitsui and “The Sheriff” Tony Capella as the singer finishes the first verse. Otaku raises his hands to acknowledge the crowd, while Tony and Ayane smile. The three members of Mad Machine jog to the ring, high fiving fans as they go, while “Ashburn” continues playing. BUFFER And his opponent. Accompanying to the ring by Ayane Mitsui and “The Sheriff” Tony Capella. From Boston, Massachusetts. Weighing in at 215 lbs. He is the leader of Mad Machine. OTTTTAKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! COLE Listen to these fans! They absolutely love Otaku II! The leader of Mad Machine is about to go head-to-head with the Financial Consultant of The Lightning Crew, and it looks like Otaku II is ready for this match-up! CABOOSE Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We’ve heard it all before. This isn’t anything new. I don’t understand how these fans can think Otaku has any hope in Hell of beating Vitamin X. This is going to be a piece of cake for X. COACH Mmmm…Cake. Otaku II and Ayane slide into the ring while Capella climbs into the ring. Otaku and Ayane get on the turnbuckles and raise their arms. The crowd cheers. Tony Capella applauds his friend. Otaku and Ayane get on the opposite turnbuckles and raise their arms. Again, the crowd cheers. Otaku smiles. COLE This is a big night for The Lightning Crew AND Mad Machine. The leader of The Lightning Crew, Tha Puerto Rican, has already defeated Mad Machine member Spanish Fly to retain the 24/7 Championship. And in the main event, PRL’s manager Stephen Joseph Popick will compete in a Fatal Four-Way Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title against Tony Brannigan, “The Ice Heart” Dan Black, and Peter Knight! CABOOSE Unlike AngleSlam, The Lightning Crew will come out of World With with a decent record, 1-1. Tonight at World Without End, The Lightning Crew will show Mad Machine that they are the superior stable! Otaku II gets off the turnbuckle and takes off his OAOAST T-shirt. He throws it to the crowd. The lights go back on in the arena as Otaku gets a kiss from Ayane Mitsui, and a high five from Tony Capella. Tony and Ayane leave the ring as Vitamin X glares evilly at Otaku from the ring apron. VX enters the ring and locks eyes with Otaku as “Ashburn” by Hikari dies down. Referee Brian Hebner checks on Otaku and Vitamin X, and then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* VITAMIN X VS. OTAKU II (with Ayane Mitsui and “The Sheriff” Tony Capella) Vitamin X and Otaku II stare at each other. Vitamin X does some trash talking. The two men circle each other. COLE Otaku II and Vitamin X are about to lock up in what should be an exciting match-up! Otaku II and Vitamin X lock up! Vitamin X goes behind Otaku and gets a Full Nelson. However, Otaku reverses, but Vitamin X reverses THAT before Otaku can do anything. Vitamin X applies an arm wringer on Otaku. Otaku elbows out of it, elbows VX in the face, and then whips him into the ropes, and follows with a hip toss on Vitamin X! COLE And Otaku II takes early control in this matchup. CABOOSE Well, the match just started. This was just the feeling out process. Vitamin X hasn’t even gotten warmed up yet! Otaku II picks up Vitamin X and elbows him in the face. He goes for a Dragon Suplex, but Vitamin X elbows out of it, and punches him in the face. Vitamin X grabs Otaku from behind, but Otaku escapes and elbows VX in the face twice to regain control. Otaku grabs VX and takes him to the ropes. Otaku suplexes Vitamin X over the top rope—BUT!—Vitamin X is able to land on the ring apron! VX grabs Otaku from behind and gives him a modified Edge-O-Matic, with the back of Otaku’s neck hitting the top rope! CABOOSE Bravo, X! He probably learned that move from Tha Puerto Rican! Vitamin X stops to pose, but then slides into the ring just as Otaku II is getting up. Vitamin X nails Otaku with several right jabs to the face. X switches between punching Otaku, taunting him, and doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. X Irish whips Otaku—Otaku reverses—hiptoss by Otaku on Vitamin X! Vitamin X clutches his back in pain. COLE Otaku just sent Vitamin X halfway across the ring! Freaking awesome! CABOOSE Goddamn, I hate you sometimes. You know that? OTAKU II Come on you son-of-a-bitch! Otaku grabs Vitamin X, and this time, he hits the Dragon Suplex! Otaku covers Vitamin X. It gets TWO! Otaku elbows VX in the face and then drags him over to the ropes. Otaku ties Vitamin X up in the ropes! CABOOSE That’s a pretty dirty move from such a goody goody like Otaku! I like it! With Vitamin X tied up, Otaku gives him several shoulderblocks to the abdomen! Otaku then hits X with some of his martial arts kicks all over his body. Ayane Mitsui and Tony Capella cheers Otaku on. Otaku heads to the ropes, going for another shoulderblock, BUT VITAMIN X UNTIES HIMSELF AND ESCAPES! Otaku goes flying through the second rope onto the floor! CABOOSE Serves you right, you disgusting cheater! Cheater! Otaku lies on the floor, while Vitamin X shakes the cobwebs out of his head. Ayane Mitsui and Tony Capella check on Otaku. Tony asks Otaku if he’s okay, and Otaku saids something about his shoulder. Vitamin X exits the ring and walks over to Otaku, but not before shoving Tony and Ayane aside. X picks up Otaku, but Otaku shoves him away. Otaku then walks around ringside, holding his left shoulder. Referee Brian Hebner goes to check on him. COLE It looks as though Otaku II hurt his left shoulder as he fell to the outside! COACH That is going to put him in a major disadvantage in this match! Vitamin X slowly creeps towards Otaku, before running towards him and attacking him from behind, nearly hitting the referee! Vitamin X unleashes a furry of lefts and rights on Otaku! He places Otaku’s left arm in an arm-wringer and then whips him into a staircase, with the left arm hitting the staircase hard! COLE I think Otaku’s left shoulder maybe injured! Vitamin X throws Otaku II back into the ring. VX targets Otaku’s left shoulder with fast kicks. COLE Vitamin X is like a shark that smells blood! He’s targeting that left shoulder with fast kicks! Vitamin X picks up Otaku and whips him into the ropes. Otaku reverses, but Vitamin X fires back with a floatover DDT! VX picks up Otaku and pulls back on Otaku’s left arm. He pulls Otaku up with his left arm and then drops several elbows on it! VX does all of this with a cocky smirk on his face. COLE Vitamin X is showing us what brought him to the dance. Vitamin X is targeting that left shoulder. CABOOSE Look at Vitamin X, hurting Otaku’s left shoulder! It just brings a tear to my eye. Vitamin X holds onto Otaku’s left arm, and hops onto the top rope. VX taunts Otaku, before leaping off the top rope…doing an armbreaker on Otaku on the way down! Otaku screams loudly, while Ayane Mitsui and Tony Capella cringe. Vitamin X covers Otaku. ONE! TWO! OTAKU KICKS OUT! VX argues with the ref, but goes back to kicking Otaku’s left shoulder. Ayane Mitsui pounds the mat, but VX continues his assault, applying the dreaded arm-BAR on Otaku’s left arm. Vitamin X cinches the armbar tight, while Brian Hebner asks Otaku if he gives up. Otaku saids no. VITAMIN X Give up, Otaku! You are no match for The Lightning Crew! BOO-YAH! COLE So if Otaku just tweaked his shoulder as he fell outside, Vitamin X is going to make sure it’s more than tweaked right now! Tony Capella and Ayane Mitsui slap the mat in unison. The crowd picks up on this, and soon, the crowd is clapping in unison. Otaku struggles to reach the ropes. He comes closer…closer…closer. Otaku puts his right hand on the bottom rope! Brian Hebner tells Vitamin X to let go. VX obliges, but he continues his assault, kneeing Otaku on the left shoulder. He gets up and does several fast kicks on Otaku’s left shoulder, stopping him from getting to his feet. X stops to do the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. The crowd boos. COACH X has got to stop joking around and concentrate on winning this match! The crowd starts chanting “X’S A PUSSY! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* X’S A PUSSY! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*” CABOOSE Oh God damnit. HE IS NOT! Vitamin X does the “Up yours!” hand gesture to the crowd. Otaku II is on his knees, so Vitamin X gets behind Otaku and grabs his left arm. VX applies a standing Crossface Chickenwing on Otaku! COLE This is Vitamin X’s wrestling style. He would rather make you submit than pin you. And that’s exactly what he’s trying to do now. A standing Crossface Chickenwing on Otaku II, and how much more can than this kid take? How much more punishment can Otaku take? CABOOSE Probably about 50 more seconds. The standing Crossface Chickenwing has taken the energy out of Otaku. Tony Capella and Ayane Mitsui cheer on Otaku. The crowd chants “O-TAK-KU! O-TAK-U! O-TAK-U! O-TAK-U!” Referee Brian Hebner checks on Otaku. He holds his right arm in the air. It falls. One! Hebner holds Otaku’s right arm in the air again. It falls. TWO! Hebner holds Otaku’s right arm in the air for a third time. It falls— NO! THE ARM DOES NOT FALL!!! The crowd comes alive! Otaku elbows Vitamin X in the stomach. Otaku does a snapmare takedown on Vitamin X. Otaku gets up, but Vitamin X “kicks his leg out from under his leg” (© Owen Hart) and goes back to hitting Otaku’s left shoulder. X applies Move #193 (arm-BAR) on Otaku’s left arm. “X’S A PUSSY! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* X’S A PUSSY! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* X’S A PUSSY! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* X’S A PUSSY! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*” Vitamin X bends Otaku II’s left arm back, further cinching the Fujiarma Armbar. Referee Brian Hebner checks on Otaku, but Otaku won’t give up. COACH It’s as if Vitamin X wants to pull Otaku’s arm out of the socket! Otaku lies on the mat for a few more seconds, before using all the energy he has left to crawl to the ropes. Vitamin X is still holding onto the Fujiarma Armbar, so Otaku II uses all of his energy to get on his knees. Vitamin X elbows him in the back to send him back to the mat. VX does an arm-wringer on Otaku, and then gives him a back suplex, with Otaku landing on his left hand. X follows with another arm-bar, silencing the crowd. COLE This has been like this throughout most of the match. Otaku II fell out of the ring and hurt his left shoulder, and Vitamin X has used that to his advantage. CABOOSE Vitamin X is doing an excellent job controlling Otaku. He’s showing his wrestling technique with this matchup. PRL must be impressed. COLE Vitamin X continues tormenting that injured shoulder of Otaku’s. Vitamin X picks up Otaku II and gives him an Irish whip. Otaku reverses, but is met with a clothesline from X! X picks up Otaku again, and whips him in the ropes. Otaku reverses again, and this time, Otaku is ready with a roaring elbow on Vitamin X (using the right arm)! Otaku clutches his left shoulder in pain. Tony Capella and Ayane Mitsui offer words of encouragement on Otaku. COLE That roaring elbow took a lot out of Otaku. Vitamin X and Otaku both take their time getting up. When they do, they both charge after each other, but it’s Otaku who wins that round by doing another roaring elbow on Vitamin X! Vitamin X gets up, so Otaku gives him another roaring elbow! X gets up, but walks right into a BAAAACK Bodydrop from Otaku. COACH Otaku II is making the comeback, despite the injured shoulder! Otaku stops to catch his breath. He holds his left shoulder, wincing in pain. COLE Otaku is a one-arm man. Which is a big problem since he needs both of his arms to do his finishing moves, the Bubblegum Crash and the Sharpshooter. CABOOSE Holy crap. You’re right. I didn’t realize that. Vitamin X really is great, isn’t he? Vitamin X uses the ropes to get up. He rests on a turnbuckle, so Otaku charges forward…and is met with a back elbow from X! Vitamin X and Otaku II are now both suffering from fatigue. Vitamin X goes for a clothesline on Otaku. Otaku ducks, grabs X from behind for a German Suplex! Otaku quickly covers Vitamin X. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Otaku II goes back to clutching his left shoulder. He punches Vitamin X in the face several times. But Vitamin X blocks a punch with a punch of his own. He punches Otaku in the face…err, mask, several times. He starts doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, punching Otaku II in the face. Punch. Punch. Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. Punch! Vitamin X picks up Otaku. He puts him in a front facelock, and goes for a snap suplex. However, Otaku won’t budge. X tries for the snap suplex again, but Otaku still won’t move. Otaku suddenly escapes the hold, and attacks X with his right hand. Otaku does an Irish whip on VX, and then does a dropkick on Vitamin X, sending him over the top rope and onto the floor! Otaku crumbles to the mat. COLE What a move from Otaku! This is the perfect opportunity for Otaku to get some energy back. He can rest his left shoulder for a few seconds. CABOOSE Come on X! Get your ass back into the ring! Otaku II’s left arm is hanging by a thread. He slowly climbs the top rope, wincing every few seconds. COACH Now where is he going? The crowd buzzes in anticipation; Vitamin X gets to a vertical base. Otaku is on the top rope AND LEAPS OFF THE TOP WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY ONTO VITAMIN X!!! COLE A high risk maneuver from Otaku, and it looks like Otaku may have further injured that left shoulder! Vitamin X and Otaku II lie on the floor. The crowd is shocked at what they just saw. Otaku holds his left shoulder, tears coming out of his eyes. Tony Capella and Ayane are concern for their comrade. CABOOSE What a stupid move from Otaku. He already has an injured shoulder. Is he TRYING to make it worst? What is his deal? Otaku II and Vitamin X slowly get up. Otaku is up a few seconds before Vitamin X, so he grabs X and throws him back into the ring. Otaku climbs the top rope once again, as Vitamin X struggles just to get up. COLE He could be trying for the Shooting Star Press! But before Otaku can do anything, Vitamin X punches Otaku in the face. X punches Otaku again. Vitamin X seats Otaku II on the top turnbuckle, and then punches him again. VX gets on the top rope, and stops to taunt the fans. Otaku punches VX in the stomach, which causes VX to almost lose his balance. Luckily for X, he stands on the second rope. Vitamin X puts Otaku in a front facelock, going for a superplex. However, Otaku II shoves Vitamin X off the turnbuckle! Vitamin X falls to the center of the ring. Otaku II stands up on the top rope. A hush silence falls over the crowd. Otaku II leaps off the top rope… SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! COLE Shooting Star Press by Otaku onto Vitamin X! Can Otaku capitalize? CABOOSE No he won’t! No he won’t! Otaku II covers Vitamin X. Referee Brian Hebner counts. ONE! TWO! THRE—NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! COLE And Vitamin X gets the shoulder up just in the nick of time! CABOOSE Thank the lord! Thank you God! This disappoints the crowd. Otaku II gets up, holding his left shoulder. He waits for Vitamin X to get up. The crowd wonders what Otaku is going to do next. X gets up, albeit slowly. COLE What is Otaku going to do next? COACH He could be going for the Bubblegum Crash! COLE But how can he do that? His left shoulder is hurt. Otaku waits for Vitamin X to get up. COACH Here it comes! Here it comes! Vitamin X gets to a vertical base. Otaku grabs him, kicks him in the stomach, places X in between his legs. However, before he can do the Bubblegum Crash, Vitamin X does a BAAAAAAACK BODY DROP ON OTAKU! CABOOSE And so much for that. Vitamin X shakes his head, and then ascends the top rope. Otaku II is still lying on the mat. Tony Capella and Ayane Mitsui try to warn Otaku that Vitamin X is at the top rope, but it is unclear if Otaku is listening. The crowd is getting louder, knowing what is coming up next. COLE It looks like Vitamin X is going for The Leap Of Faith! Vitamin X stands on the top rope, a smirk on his face. He leaps off the top rope, with his right arm extended, going for The Leap Of Faith…BUT OTAKU MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! COLE The Leap Of Faith was countered! COACH I think that’s the first time Vitamin X missed his elbowdrop! CABOOSE How the hell? Otaku and Vitamin X surprisingly get up quick. Otaku grabs Vitamin X and places him in between his legs. He lifts Vitamin X up…and drops him on his head with the BUBBLEGUM CRASH!!! COLE The Bubblegum Crash connected! Otaku can win the match now! COACH But it looks like the Bubblegum Crash took all the energy Otaku had left! Indeed, Otaku lies on the mat, holding his left shoulder. He slowly gets up, sweating, breathing heavily, and stands over Vitamin X. Otaku II goes to grab X, BUT WAIT! Vitamin X grabs Otaku, and rolls him up! 1… 2… 3—KICKOUT!!! CABOOSE Damn. Vitamin X grabs Otaku and gives him a snap suplex. Vitamin X picks up Otaku, kicks him in the midsection, springboards off the second rope, and gives Otaku a DDT—NO!—Otaku escapes the DDT, and the back of Vitamin X’s head hits the mat hard! Otaku grabs Vitamin X’s legs, puts his right leg in between them, crosses X’s legs over it, turns around, and kneels down to apply the Sharpshooter! COLE Sharpshooter! The Sharpshooter is locked on! COACH Just like earlier tonight when Tha Puerto Rican made Spanish Fly tap out to this very same move! CABOOSE Come on X! Come on! You can do it! Don’t give up! Do not tap out! COLE How long can X hold on? The crowd is going wild! Vitamin X screams out in pain, while Tony Capella and Ayane Mitsui go crazy on the outside! Referee Brian Hebner checks on Vitamin X. Otaku cinches the hold. At first, X refuses to give up, but after a few seconds… VITAMIN X TAPS OUT TO THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! *DING DING DING* (11:43) COLE What a win by Otaku! “Ashburn” by Hikari starts playing. Ayane jumps up and down, a smile on her face! BUFFER Here is your winner…OTTTTAAAAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Otaku II gets his arms raised by Hebner, but he goes back to holding his left shoulder afterwards. “The Sheriff” Tony Capella and Ayane Mitsui come into the ring and hug Otaku. Vitamin X is still lying on the mat as “Ashburn” continues playing. CABOOSE Bah! This bites! COLE Can you believe the guts, the courage of Otaku? With a hurt shoulder, he was still able to pull out a win against one of The Lightning Crew’s best! COACH I had no idea he had it in him, Cole. That was incredible! Otaku stumbles around the ring, as the hurt shoulder makes him feel worst than he normally does after wrestling an 11-minute match. Tony Capella helps Otaku out of the ring, while Ayane Mitsui holds the ropes. The crowd cheers. COLE Vitamin X had the perfect gameplan. To pick apart an injured shoulder. And yet with Otaku’s shoulder hanging by a thread, was somehow able to reach down deep inside and pick up the win. First, by doing the Bubblegum Crash, and then by humiliating Vitamin X on national television by having him tap out to the Sharpshooter. CABOOSE Ugh. I freaking hate those “You tapped out!” chants! Think of how X must feel. First he loses to a cripple, and now he loses to a freak in a fruity mask! Is he jinxed or something? “The Sheriff” Tony Capella helps a tired, hurt Otaku II walk to the entrance while Ayane Mitsui looks on. And yet, they all have smiles on their faces, since Otaku scored another victory over The Lightning Crew. The three Mad Machine members turn to face Vitamin X, who is shocked over his lost. They all smile, including Otaku II, who is holding his left shoulder. They then turn around and leave through the entrance. COLE Vitamin X is now 0-3 in OAOAST pay-per-views. And The Lightning Crew leaves World Without End tied at one win and one lost. PRL made Spanish Fly tap out to the Sharpshooter, but Otaku II made Vitamin X tap out to that very same move. COACH I don’t think Vitamin X will have a Happy Halloween tomorrow. CABOOSE I don’t think I’ll have a Happy Halloween either. Infact, I KNOW I won’t have a Happy Halloween if Popick wins the World Title tonight. Vitamin X is up now, furious. He holds his head, cursing. He kicks the bottom rope as “Ashburn” by Hikari continues playing. VITAMIN X How can I lose? I’m the X-Man! THE. X. MAN!!! COLE Here's a quick word on our next pay-view-view, which will come to you live from Halifax, Nova Scotia. Take a look. November 27th LIVE ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! Call your local cable or satellite provider to order now! Edited October 31, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 We cut back to Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura atop the INTERVIEW STAGE inside the arena. Both still in their costumes. SCHIAVONE If November Reign is anything like tonight, Jess, then we're set for one heck of a pay-per-view the 27th of November. VENTURA If November Reign is anything like tonight, then you'll still look like an idiot, Schiavone! Are you gonna go to Outer Mongolia like I said? SCHIAVONE Is that where you've been? VENTURA I've been in a lot of places, Schiavone, believe me, but Outer Mongolia ain't one of them. SCHIAVONE Well, Jesse, we've reached the halfway point of the show, and so far it's truly been a night of champions. 3 of our first 7 title matches have gone to the reigning champion or champions. Do you expect the trend to continue with 4 title matches to go, including the big one to determine the new World Heavyweight Champion? VENTURA No, I don't. Here's why. If you look at the challengers in the first 3 title matches, what do they all have in common? None have held a major title. I think that gives guys like Parka and Alfdogg the advantage in their matches. That said, I think the best chance we have of seeing a title change is in the 2 out of 3 falls match between The Usual Suspects and The GPX for the tag team championship of the world. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" SCHIAVONE The fans don't agree with that. But I know they'll agree about wanting to see more great action. So let's go up to Michael Buffer for our next match. Excuse me. Let's send it down to Michael Cole, The Coach, and Caboose at Sofa Central. Sorry about that guys. Take it away. COLE Up next we have a match that originally was just a grudge match, but has now turned into a title match for the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title! COACH That's right Cole. A month ago Christian Wright and The Parka were supposed to have a match at Dirty Deeds, but due to Hurricane Rita Parka was in Houston with his family. Parka told both the OAOAST Officials and Christian Wright about this in the days leading up to Dirty Deeds, but that did not stop Wright from blowing up over the incident. CABOOSE He got scared and ran off to Houston so he would have an excuse is what really happened. Stop lying to all these people. COLE Well that's your take on the incident. CABOOSE Mine and Christian Wright's. COLE Well you're both wrong. Now can I get back to what I was saying? CABOOSE Of course you can. Who is stopping you? COLE A few weeks ago Parka defeated Bohemoth in a title match to capture the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title. He went to Japan to defend that title only for Wright and Bohemoth to follow him there and it was then that tonight's match was made a Title Match. COACH Tempers have been flaring over the last couple weeks with Parka attacking Wright and Wright attacking Parka. Parka wants to prove that he is a man of his word after the unfortunate circumstances of last month. Wright wants that gold and he wants to defeat Parka in the name of the Upstarts. COLE Let's take it up to the ring. CALIFORNIA LOVE!!!! YEAHHHHH!!!! The fans get on their feet as the headlights of the El Camino appear beside the stage. Parka pulls his car up and revs the engine for the fans. COLE I understand that Wright requested to come out second. I wonder why that is, because normally the champion comes out second. Parka climbs out of the window Dukes of Hazzard style only to be violently yanked from the car by Christian Wright! BOOOOOOO!!!! CABOOSE I think we just found out why!! COLE Oh come on! Wright slams Parka face first into the hood of the car and the fans are letting Wright have it. COLE This isn't a No DQ match! Eddy tries to distract Wright, but Bohemoth comes from behind and Clotheslines Eddy. Eddy flies forward and hits the ground hard as Bohemoth laughs. Parka stumbles around as Wright grabs him by the head and drags him up the aisle. All along the way Wright stops to slam Parka's head into different objects such as the ramp, the guardrail, and the ringpost when they reach the ring. OAOAST Officials are out and trying to separate the two to regain control before the match officially starts. COACH Man Parka is just about out. CABOOSE He should have known that one of these days someone was going to pull him out of that stupid car of his and do something like this! It's a brash and arrogant way to enter the arena. COLE Look who's talking about brash and arrogant! Eddy still lies on the ground by the El Camino while Wright enters the ring to gloat. Officials check on Parka, who is lying on the floor outside the ring. Other officials block Wright's way so he won't go for another attack. CABOOSE Oh just let them fight! Parka stands up, yanks the La Parka mask off, shoves some officials aside, and slides into the ring after Wright. Wright sees him coming and cuts him off with stomps to the shoulder. *DING DING DING* COLE I guess they're just going to start the match. COACH Let's get it on! CABOOSE Like I said let them fight! Bohemoth exits the ring and stands by the apron as Wright pulls Parka to his feet, whips him to the ropes, and then blasts him off his feet with a Flying Clothesline that actually knocks Parka for a loop! COACH Damn!! CABOOSE Wright is not wasting time with Parka. He wants him to know that this will not be an easy fight! COLE Parka is getting up slowly and Wright is on the attack again. Wright catches a standing Parka with a boot to the gut and then hoists him up on his shoulder before dropping him throat first across the top rope with a Stun Gun! Parka stumbles away from the ropes and Wright quickly Spears him right off his feet! COACH My God!! COLE Wright is trying to scramble Parka's brains. CABOOSE Do you think he is Hannibal Lechter or something? COLE Nevermind Wright is going for a cover! 1....2....No!! Parka kicks out! Wright asks the ref if he's serious and the ref shows him his resolve face. Wright picks Parka up by the head, but Parka gets a burst of energy and starts firing off right hands to the face! YEAHHHHHH!!!! He manages to back Wright to the ropes and whips him across the ring. COLE Parka is coming back! Parka nails a Jumping Leg Lariat that takes Wright down and quickly goes for a cover. 1 2 No!!! Parka uses the opportunity to shake the cobwebs out and wait for Wright to stand. When Wright gets to his knees Parka runs in and nails a Shining Wizard (the real kind not the Hurricane kind) to Wright's face and Wright goes back down to the mat. OOOOOOHHHHHH!!! COLE Wow I've never seen Parka use that before! He must have picked it up in Japan! CABOOSE So some things do make it through that thick skull of his? Parka goes for another cover. 1 2 No!!! Parka shakes his head again after the pin attempt as he's not quite regained his composure and the sudden burst of energy seems to have disoriented him. Bohemoth sees this and quickly reaches in to trip Parka. Parka falls face first to the mat as his head bounces hard! BOOOOOOOO!!!! COLE Oh come on ref! Didn't you see that? CABOOSE No cheerleading Cole! COACH You know that's not a bad idea Caboose. CABOOSE What's not? COACH Getting cheerleaders out here. CABOOSE Bloody hell. Wright gets to his feet and slaps hands with Bohemoth as a thanks for tripping Parka. The ref has a few choice words with Bohemoth who pleads innocence. As Wright waits for Parka to stand we see a close up of his face and notice that his nose is bleeding from the Shining Wizard. COACH Geez! CABOOSE Coach if you're going to say nothing but one word sentences all night we will just cut your mic. COLE We can do that? Parka stands and Wright quickly Armdrags him back down. As Parka gets up again Wright hits a Japanese Armdrag that takes him down hard. Parka stands a third time and Wright Shoulder Blocks Parka back down so quickly that Parka never even got a solid footing before being knocked down again. COLE Wright sees that Parka is dizzy and is trying to disorient him completely. CABOOSE Well atleast he's not trying to make Scrambled Brains anymore. COLE Are you going to tease me about that all night? CABOOSE Well atleast for the rest of the match. Parka slowly stands and is obviously having trouble keeping his balance. Wright lifts him onto his shoulders and hits the Honor Roll (Rolling Fireman's Carry), before throwing his arms out to his side to gloat. BOOOOOOO!!!! He then makes a nonchalant cover. 1 2 3!! No!!! COLE You need to make a better cover than that to win a match! CABOOSE And how would you know? You've never wrestled. COACH I've wrestled. CABOOSE I hardly call what you do in the ring wrestling. Wright waits for Parka to stand again with a smile on his face. Parka staggers to his feet and Wright grabs him for a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Parka claps his hands together, boxing the ears of Wright in the process. Wright shakes it off and maintains his grip on Parka, so Parka does it again and this time Wright lets go. Parka quickly hits a Dropkick that sends Wright flat on his back, but Parka regrets the move as the fall to the mat leaves him groggy again. Wright is up at the same time as Parka and he quickly comes back in for more. Parka is ready and pops off four punches to the face. COLE As long as Parka can regain his composure he might be alright. CABOOSE Wright won't let him do that and you know it. Wright blocks the last punch and fires off three of his own, but Parka blocks the fourth and plants a foot to the gut. Parka then leaps onto Wright's shoulders for a Hurricanrana, but Wright tries to fight it. Wright tries to gain control of Parka and hit a Powerbomb, but Parka keeps trying to shift his weight. The fight brings them close to the ropes where Parka finally shifts his weight back and sends both men to the floor over the top rope! COACH Daaaamn!!! CABOOSE That's it...where's the plug to his headset? Both men are laid out on the floor as the ref begins his count. 1...2...3...4...Parka starts to push himself off the mat, but he collapses...5...6...Parka uses all his energy to get off the mat and stumbles around...7...8...Parka slides into the ring to break the count as Wright pulls himself up. Wright sees the legs of Parka hanging out of the ring and yanks him to the floor again. COLE Parka can't catch a break! Wright then pulls Parka up by the head and brings him towards the ring steps. He goes to slam him face first, but Parka blocks it with an elbow to the gut and slams Wright face first! Blood starts to trickle from Wright's nose again after the impact as he stumbles around and tries to move away from Parka. CABOOSE Are you happy now Cole? Your boy has got his break finally! Parka shakes his head vigorously to get his wits about him as the fans chant "LET'S GO PARKA!" He then makes sure to break the ref's count before planning his next move. Parka then follows Wright around the corner of the ring, but Wright doesn't see him. Parka regains enough of his composure to run forward and take Wright down with a Bulldog on the floor!! COLE If that nose wasn't broken already it has to be now! CABOOSE Why is it every time Parka wrestles someone bleeds? COLE Because he likes a good fight and he's going to bring it hard and fast. CABOOSE Okay Cole that's enough about your love life. COLE ....... Parka gets up and breaks the count again as the ref nears 10, before going back on the attack. Parka catches a standing Wright and slides him into the ring before positioning himself on the second turnbuckle. Parka motions for the crowd to get loud and then dives off with a Diving Elbow directly on the nose of Wright! YEAHHHHH!!!! COLE Parka is going to pound on the face of Wright until he has trouble breathing. If he has trouble breathing then he will become winded! CABOOSE Thank you Mr. Wizard! Wright writhes around in pain and holds his nose before Parka pushes him back down to the mat and makes a cover. 1 2 No!!! Parka pulls Wright to his feet, but Wright is quick on the draw and hits a Jawbreaker that stuns Parka. Parka stumbles back into the ropes and Wright quickly whips him across the ring. As Parka bounces back Wright wraps him up and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex before making a cover. 1 2 No!! Wright then waits for Parka to stand before grabbing him and hitting a Saito Suplex and making another cover. 1 2 No!!! Wright wastes no time in pulling Parka right back up and nailing a Uranage Suplex! COLE Suplex-amania is running... CABOOSE Don't finish that sentence!! Wright goes for another cover. 1 2 3!! No!!! Parka kicks out at the last second. CABOOSE I'm surprised that wasn't the end of the match right there. COLE I'm surprised that Coach hasn't had anything to say about this. CABOOSE Oh...yeah I might have made good on that promise to disconnect his headset. COLE So that's why he's fiddling around with the wires under the desk. CABOOSE Yeah...what did you think he was going to do down there? COLE ....... COACH I'm back. CABOOSE Damn! Wright lets Parka stand of his own will and laughs as Parka stumbles around for a second. Wright walks over to Parka and pie-faces him while yelling at him to fight back, which was a bad move as Parka springs to life and blasts Wright with a Forearm shot to the face. Wright stumbles back and Parka kicks him to the gut before hitting a Fisherman's Suplex for a cover. COLE Parka with a Suplex of his own! 1...2...3!! He got him! No wait it was only a two count. CABOOSE Are you channeling the spirit of Vince McMahon or something. COACH Isn't Vince alive? CABOOSE Never correct me on air! Parka has found his second wind as he yells for Wright to stand up. As Wright gets to his feet Parka quickly hoists him up and hits a Samoan Drop before making another cover. 1 2 No! Wright kicks out!! Parka then pulls Wright up and locks him in position for a Russian Leg Sweep before looking around the crowd for approval. YEAHHHHH!!!! Parka hits the move and floats over into a pin. 1 2 No Wright kicks out again!! Parka then stands and draws a thumb across his throat to show that playtime is over. CABOOSE Geez who's writing this stuff?? COLE Shhh...don't break the fourth wall (said under his breath) COACH What are you guys talking about? As Wright stands Parka kicks him in the gut, hooks him for a Vertical Suplex, and nails it. He then rolls over and lifts Wright again for another one. One more time he rolls over and this time is slower in lifting Wright. Parka gets him up, but has trouble holding him and Wright is able to slip out behind him. Parka turns around only for Wright to hit him with the C-4 (HHH style Facebuster). As Parka stumbles back Wright quickly takes him down with a STO! Before the fans can even blink Wright hits a Kneedrop and then goes for a cover. 1 2 3!!! No!!! Parka somehow kicks out! COLE Wright is beside himself as Parka keeps kicking out! COACH There's still fight left in him. Wright takes a moment to breathe as his nasal passageway is blocked from the broken nose. You can hear him taking deep, loud breaths, as he waits for Parka to stand. Wright goes in for the kill, but Parka once again gets a burst of energy and hits Wright with a hard Chop to the chest. Wright returns the favor with a harder chop and the chopfest is on. Back and forth the two men chop at each other as the crowd answers with "Woooo" each time. Parka finally breaks the exchange with a punch right to the nose of Wright. CABOOSE Now that was just cheap! COLE Wright has done some pretty cheap things himself tonight. As Wright is dazed Parka bounces off the ropes and nails the Float Over DDT before making a cover. 1 2 3 No!! COLE Parka is coming back with a vengeance! COACH He's a man on fire. CABOOSE I'm in cliche hell. Parka is back up and looks around the crowd who are on their feet. Parka then motions for Wright to come on as he begins to stand. Parka gives the "it's over" sign and grabs a standing Wright before lifting him into position for the Day of the Dead! The fans cheer as Parka lifts him high...only for Bohemoth to reach in and pull Wright off the shoulders of Parka! Parka turns around just in time to be nailed by a vicious Clothesline from Wright! COLE Someone get Bohemoth away from ringside! As if he heard Cole say it Eddy Kalm comes running back out, the officials had taken him to the back, and he makes his way down to ringside. He jumps onto the back of Bohemoth and begins pounding on his head. CABOOSE The little man has lost it! COACH Yeah but it's fun to watch. Bohemoth swats at him like he's a buzzing fly, but Eddy holds on. Wright can't believe his eyes as Eddy desparately tries to take Bohemoth out with a Sleeper Hold. Bohemoth finally manages to pull Eddy over his shoulder and back first onto the floor. Inside the ring Wright is distracted long enough for Parka to get back up and go for the Day of the Dead one more time. This time Parka hits the move! YEAHHHHHH!!!! COLE Parka hit the Day of the Dead! That's it!! Parka goes for a cover, but Bohemoth climbs onto the apron and the ref goes over to cut him off. Parka stands up and shoves Bohemoth in the chest only to have Bohemoth shove back and knock him off his feet. Parka quickly gets back up just as Eddy climbs onto the apron. Eddy, feeling brave tonight, shoves Bohemoth in the chest as well. Bohemoth looks at him as if he were the strangest thing he'd ever seen, which gives Parka enough time to nail him with a forearm shot. Bohemoth is pissed and tries to enter the ring, but the ref cuts him off. All the while Wright recovers and slides to the outside while everyone is caught up in what's happening on the apron. COLE What's Wright doing? CABOOSE Don't worry about him! Wright wrangles the HI-YAH title belt away from a disgruntled time keeper and slides into the ring. The ref is having a time trying to keep Bohemoth at bay. Eddy yells that Wright has the belt, but Bohemoth grabs the ref before he can turn around and Parka turns at Eddy's warning just in time to get a face full of Gold! COLE No!! Don't tell me this is going to end this way! Wright tosses the title from the ring and pulls Parka back up. He then hooks Parka for a Vertical Suplex, which he turns into Converting the Sinner (Corkscrew Suplex)! CABOOSE That is it! COACH I'm afraid you're right. Bohemoth lets the ref go and tells him to turn around just as Wright goes for the cover. 1 2 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE Dammit!! BUFFER Here is your winner and NEW HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion!!! CHRISTIAN WRIGHT!!!!! Bohemoth grabs the belt from the floor and brings it into the ring where Wright holds it high above his head! CABOOSE Now that is a fitting HI-YAH Champion! COACH If you say so. COLE Give me a break. He used the belt! Wright and Bohemoth leave the ring as Eddy checks on Parka who is coming to and looking pissed. Wright holds the title high above his head all the way back down the ramp as the fans boo. "Slither" by Velvet Revolver plays over the loudspeakers, drowning out some of the boos. As Wright passes the El Camino he spits on it and laughs. COLE Total disrespect for Parka. CABOOSE Parka was the one that disrespected him by not showing up last month. And now you see why Parka was so afraid to wrestle him! Eddy helps Parka to his feet and the fans cheer as the two of them leave the ring. COLE Well Parka isn't dead and his career hasn't been ended, so the Upstarts didn't get their wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 COLE We're gonna keep things moving. Let's go back up to the ring. BUFFER World Without End continues with tag team action, and it is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by the foxiest honey in South Central L.A., Shyanne; at a total combine weight of 535 pounds, the SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA! Not surprisingly, the South Central Militia are greeted rudly. In a clear shot at Holly-Wood, the woman she injured, Shyanne leads the SCM to the ring wearing tight leather pants and jacket over a white t-shirt, sending the male hormones into overdrive. But that isn't the only part of the SCM's entrance that stands out. There's no music, which in some ways incite the crowd ever further. COLE Never in my 8-plus years in this sport have I seen a group of individuals so cold. For Shyanne, a woman I describe as a cold-hearted bitch, to come out here mocking Holly-Wood's appearance, it sickens me. Absolutely sickens me. I commend General Manager Calvin Szechstein for some of the decisions he's made, but I think he's totally wrong in allowing those 3 individuals to compete while Holly and the Heavenly Rockers remain on the shelf. COACH Haven't they ever heard of playing with pain? COLE You gotta be kidding me! They nearly broke Holly's neck; they broked Synth's arm...again; and Logan is broken emotionally. COACH Holly's neck wasn't broken; Synth's arm will heal; and Logan can buy another bitch! COLE I can't believe you. COACH Believe it. BUFFER And their opponents. From the state of Oklahoma, weighing 525 pounds, the SOONER BRUUUUISERS! The crowd is solidly behind the Sooner Bruisers, Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" blaring in the background. Frank and Frankie noticably banged up, particularly Frankie, whose ribs are taped. But that doesn't stop them from heading to the ring confidently. The Sooners are completely focused on the men in the ring, not letting them out of their sight. Frank takes off his sunglasses, revealing a black eye. COLE There you see it, ladies and gentlemen. Results from the sneak-attack perpetrated by the South Central Militia. Now we know why the Sooner Bruisers weren't in attendence the night Jim Cornette gave the South Central Militia's answer to their challenge. COACH We don't know that for a fact. COLE Isn't the visual edvidence enough? CABOOSE For all we know, it could've been a bad fall. COACH Exactly. COLE You two should listen to what you say on the shows sometimes. The BS that comes out of your mouths is staggering. COACH Much like what just came out of Frank's mouth. Not only did he cuss Marcellus out, but he called his sister a "whore"! That's no whore, that's the foxiest honey in South Central L.A., baby. Frank's comments obviously doesn't fly well with Marcellus and Vincent, who try baiting the Sooners into the ring. They know they're going to be hit once they step through the ropes, despite Nick Patrick's best efforts to keep the SCM away, but they do so anyway, ready to fight. Marcellus and Vincent hammer the Sooners across the back as they step into the ring. It doesn't take long for the Sooner Bruisers to fight back. Nick Patrick attempts to regain some order, but the situation degenerates into an unsanction Texas Tornado match, with all 4 men slugging it out. Marcellus stuns Frank with a kick to the mid-section, and tries following up by whipping the Man of Tomorrow to the ropes, but Frank reverses and connects with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Frank scoopes Marcellus off the mat and fires him to the corner while Vincent Santana shows the viewing public why he'll never be mistaken for a wrestling technician when he RAKES Frankie's eyes and throws him through the ropes to the arena floor. Santana goes out after the Psycho Gremlin and drives him face-first into the RING STEPS. Frankie shakes off the cobwebs and grins, then floors Vincent with a Soonerline. "OW, OW, OW, OWWWWWWW!" Frankie grabs Michael Buffer's CHAIR and... * BOOM * ...hits Vincent over the head. Santana goes down, but he grabs the top of Frankie's trunks and hurls him into the guardrail. Frankie crashes sternum-first. His chin and arms draped over the railing, Frankie gives Vincent a free shot at his injured ribs, and Vincent doesn't waste the opportunity to use the chair as a weapon. Inside the ring, Frank is perched on the middle turnbuckle, hammering away on Marcellus. Outside, Vincent goes head hunting -- but Frankie manages to rip the chair out of Santana's hands in mid-swing and... * THUD * ...throws the chair in Vincent's face! COACH I'm outta here, fellas! CABOOSE So am I. COLE Wait for me! Triple C drop their headsets and flee Sofa Central. Why? Because Frankie comes over and takes the SOFA the announcers commentate at and tosses it in Vincent's direction, crashing it down on him! Frankie thinks about ramming Vincent into the sofa but fans ringside talk him out of it, telling him to send Vincent into the guardrail instead. Packs more of a punch. The ringside fans are sent into a frenzy when Frankie takes their advice and rams Vincent head-first into the guardrail. He leans over the railing to allow fans to rub his head. Frankie spots a hot chick and LICKS her lips. Thankfully, the chick is amused (i.e. plant that's Frankie's real life girlfriend) and saves the OAOAST from a lawsuit. The Psycho Gremlin grabs Santana and whips him to the RINGPOST. Vincent going in shoulder-first. Frankie, along with the sold out crowd HOWLS as he follows up, lunging forward and...SOONERLINING NOTHING BUT STEEL! COLE Frankie took a chance and it didn't pay off. He thought he had Vincent where he wanted him, but Santana suckered him in. COACH Which isn't too hard to do, by the way. COLE We're back with you, fans... CABOOSE Minus the sofa. COLE (CONT'D) ...from what's left of Sofa Central. Well, we'll get the sofa whenever they're done with it, and it looks like they are. I know Halloween is tomorrow night, but what a match we're being treated to. COACH It's not even a match, Mikey. The bell never rang! * DING DING * COLE It did now. Things started so hot and heavy that I didn't even notice. That must be why there hasn't been a disqualification. Under normal circumstances, the chaos we've seen so far would of been ruled a DQ long ago. Good pick-up, Coach. And good officiating by Nick Patrick. Yes, weapons have been used, but the wrestlers are still able to defend themselves. Inside the ring, Frank wraps up Marcellus in a small package for two. Marcellus gets back up first and levels the Big Bad Re-Booty Daddy with a clothesline. The two roll around the ring exchaging blows, with Frank coming out on top because, well, he came out on top. The chemical enchanced freak drives the forearm repeatedly into the face of Wallace, while on the outside Vincent and Shyanne put the boots to Frankie, prompting Nick Patrick to step out and give Shyanne a warning. Next time she will be ejected. As Nick walks with Shyanne, the two having to maneuver around the sofa, Vincent hits Frankie with a fan's CUP OF BEER. Those with low brain cells sip whatever amount of spilled beer they can that runs from the mat to the concrete floor behind the railing. CABOOSE To think those are somebody's kids. Their parents must be real proud. Imagine going up to their mothers and telling them they saw their child sipping beer from mats sweaty men have been stepping on all night on the telly. COACH Mats morons like Frankie Frankensteiner have been down on. Stupidity is contagious, you know. COLE I do. I see it every Thursday night with you two. Vincent kicks Frankie low. Doubled over in pain and grabbing his crotch, Frankie is helpess as Vincent picks him up for what appears to be a back suplex, but neuters the Psycho Gremlin instead, CROTCHING him on the GUARDRAIL! The sofa is then brought back into the field of play, as Vincent shoves it in Frankie's face, knocking him off the railing. Back in the ring, after having just been rammed into the turnbuckle, Frank is whipped to the opposite corner and nailed with a follow-in clothesline. Marcellus hits the side of the ring his partner, Vincent, is re-entering from as Frank staggers out of the corner. The two lock eyes and nod in agreement. Marcellus lowers the shoulder and charges full speed ahead towards Frank, with Vincent running right behind him. Frank leapfrogs over Wallace and catches Santana in midair trying to execute the running forearm shot he loves to utilizied. Frank perfectly times the FALLAWAY SLAM so that Vincent lands on Marcellus on the rebound! Santana is kicked out of the ring. Frank blocks a right from Marcellus and delivers a spinning belly-to-belly suplex! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Frank grabs Marcellus' bald head and brings him back to his feet, driving the knee into the gut. Front facelock applied, Frank attempting a vertical suplex, but Marcellus floats over and and takes Frank up for a back suplex. He holds Frank up in the air for Vincent, who comes off the top with a clothesline. Modified Doomsday Device. Marcellus downs the leg down on the Man of Tomorrow's massive chest for good measure. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! COLE Frank gets the shoulder up! The Man of Tomorrow having to fight two men, his brother Frankie still down outside. COACH If you had any balls, Mikey, you'd understand why he's still done outside. Frank whipped towards Vincent, who hits the strongman with a nasty lariat. Marcellus drops down and begins choking the life out of Frank. He tells Vincent to go up top. The South Central Militia debut a new double-team maneuver -- a vertical suplex/shoulder block powerslam combo. Santana rolls out of the ring so that his Marcellus, who's the legal man, believe it or not, can make the pin. ONE... TWO... TH-- NO, Frankie breaks it up! The crowd howls. Not Frankie, who goes to work on Marcellus and Vincent. He gets in a 3-point stance and takes Vincent over with a shoulder block to the knee. Scoope slam followed by a Soonerline for Marcellus. Frankie with a big right hand to Vincent. He fires him across the riiiing... Powerslam! Marcellus tries blindsiding Frankie, but big brother Frank spins Wallace around and rocks him with a right. The Sooners Bruisers are in full control as they whip the South Central Militia to the ropes. Frankie with a military press slam, and Frank with a backdrop. Santana rolls to the ropes and pulls himself back up. For the second time tonight, Frankie misses a Soonerline, with less painful results this time, and is backdropped over the top rope. Frank catches Vincent coming at him with a T-Bone suplex. He isn't able to stop Marcellus, who stuns him with a flying shoulder block. Wallace brings the bleach blond back to his feet, setting up for a double-arm DDT, but Frank goes behind and nails Marcellus with a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... THRE-- NO! Vincent breaks up the count. He kicks Frank while he's down, buying his partner time to recover. Both men now stompping Frank. They pick him up and whip him to the ropes. DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE. Their double-teaming worked so well the first time they'll try it again. This time a DOUBLE HIP-- No, Frank lands on his feet and ducks under another double-clothesline, which the Militia do as well as Frank comes off the rebound. They turn around and... * WHAM * ...are our leveled by a TOP ROPE SOONERLINE from Frankie! The crowd howls in unison. The Sooners nail Marcellus and Vincent rising back up to their feet with rights. The Militia respond with double eye rakes. They scoope the Sooners up for a pair of bodyslams, but Frank and Frankie float over and hit stereo belly-to-bellys! Nick Patrick counts both pins. ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO, DOUBLE KICKOUT! Frank shoots Marcellus off to the ropes, while Frankie climbs up the turnbuckles from inside. Frank takes Marcellus down with a stiff Soonerline, then kisses the peak of his bicep before dropping the elbow. As the referee goes down to count, he misses Shyanne, who has been pretty quiet throughout the match, step onto the apron and take Frankie's feet out of under him, causing him to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle. Frank gets a two count. The jeers from the crowd grabs the referee's attention. Both he and Frank look over and see Frankie straddling the top turnbuckle in pain. Frank goes to check on his brother, and is rolled up from behind! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Frank pops back to his feet and goes down following a boot to the face. Vincent hits the ropes and drills Frankie with a running forearm smash, sending him fall off the top to the arena floor. With Frankie out of the way, the South Central Militia signal the end is near. Marcellus places Frank in a front facelock while Vincent goes to the top. Out of the corner of his eye, Marcellus sees Frankie getting up on the apron. He rushes but successfully connects with the suplex. It does, however, slightly throw his partner's timing off. Vincent dives off the top, but Frank gets the KNEES, knocking the air out of Vincent. The crowd cheers the failed double-team maneuver known as the Outline. Marcellus charges Frankie, who sticks his head between the ropes and rams the shoulder into the gut of Wallace. Instead of going for the usual sunset flip one expects after the old shoulder-through-the ropes spot, Frankie brings Vincent up to a vertical base. COACH INCOMING! COLE What? COACH INCOMING! Triple C dive for cover. OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX ONTO SOFA CENTRAL FROM THE APRON! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" Shocked expressions all around. The guys in the truck cut to numerous fans with their mouths covered and/or jumping up and down in awe. The Coach, all too happily, consoles Shyanne, who can't stand the sight of her brother's torque body on the sofa. Both he and Frankie are down. It took a lot out of both men. Inside the ring, Frank drapes his arm over Vincent. ONE... TWO... TH-- NO, KICKOUT! Vincent and Frank get back to their feet and trade haymakers. Frank lands a right that sends Vincent reeling to the ropes. Santana bounces off and drills Frank with a RUNNING FOREARM SHOT! He dives on top and hooks the leg. ONE... TWO... NO! Nick Patrick waves off the count, citing the illegal man in the ring. Vincent and Shyanne can't believe it. Both aruge with the referee, wanting to know why Nick counted if Vincent was the illegal man. Our hundred thousand dollar cameras pick up the in-ring conversation between Nick and Vincent. "That's bullshit!" "No, sir. You're the illegal man." "Then why the fuck did you count?" "I momentarily lost track of who the legal man was. It was my fault." "You damn right it's your fault, mother--!" Frank spins Vincent around and hammers him right between the eyes. He grabs Santana's left arm and backs him against the ropes, whipping him across the ring. In the background, we can see crew members scrambling to get Triple C's headsets working. In the meantime, they hand them wireless microphones. TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! The Man of Tomorrow pops back up, signaling for the Frankensteiner. Irish whip. THE FRANKENSTEINER! COLE He hit it! But Vincent isn't the legal man. Frank didn't see -- or hear, for that matter -- the converstaion Vincent and Nick had. Frank doesn't understand why the count isn't being made. Nick explains to him Vincent isn't the legal man. Frank tilts his head up with an exasperated look on his face. He wanted to end it right there. Incredibly, Marcellus is the first to get back up outside, thanks in large part to his sister. Frank goes after Marcellus, drilling him in the gut with a forearm shot and pulling him through the ropes via a double underhook. Shyanne does her part in keeping her brother away from Frank, holding onto his legs. Frankie, on his knees, BITES Shyanne's ass, causing her to let go of Marcellus! She screams as Frankie continues to chew on her ass to the envy of red-blooded males around the world. The crowd boos as JIM CORNETTE appears at ringside, jumping onto the apron and distracting the referee. COLE Oh great. What's he doing here? COACH He's their representive. Remember? James E. keeps "The Man" from manhandling Moe and Vinnie. COLE This match has already been chaotic. The last thing we need is another instigator. To the surprise of those who bought front row seats, NED BLANCHARD passes by and hops over the guardrail, hitting the 90210 enzurigi on Frankie outside the ring. Crotching to avoid detection, Ned runs over and hides behind Shyanne. Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice, aka the ring, we see SARCASTIC SIMON come off the top and nail Frank in the back of the neck with Jim Cornette's TENNIS RACKET! Marcellus falls on top of Frank as Simon rolls out of the ring and hides from the referee. COLE No, damnit! Not like this! ONE... TWO... THREE! COLE DAMN THEM! Immediately after the 3 count is made, Blanchard, Cornette and Singleton join the South Central Militia in the ring, and the 4 men proceed to stomp Frank until the Psycho Gremlin comes to his brother's aid. He does his best to fight the 4 men off but it's too much for one man to handle. Speaking of which, Ned jabs the handle of the tennis racket in the groin of Frankie, bringing him to his knees. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * DING DING DING DING DING * COLE Oh, man! We need some help out here, damnit! If anybody in the back can hear me, get some damn help out here. Shyanne frantically tries grabbing the attention of the SCM, jumping up and waving her arms. The horn dogs in attendence get off as her boobs bounce, but the SCM get the message and quietly exit. Cornette watches with a smile on his face as his lastest incarnation of the Midnight Express continue to pulverize the Sooner Bruisers. He waves for the SCM to get in on some of the action. When they don't he turns and is shocked to see them missing. He roams around looking for the SCM and to his surprise spots THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" COACH What the fuck!? Cornette's jaw drops. He's so shocked he's left speechless and thus unable to warn his team about the trouble that lies ahead. Corny saves himself, bailing out of the ring. To the surprise of no one, Logan goes straight for Ned. His left hand wrapped with a STEEL CHAIN, Logan spins Ned around and punches the Handsome Hustler in the face. Logan pounces on Ned, drilling him in the face with the chain-wrapped left fist. Carl Winslows and his security staff do a great job keeping the situation from escalating any further by quickly getting to the ring and separating the parties involved, but not before Synth lands a right on Simon. Logan manages to escape from the clutches of security and engages in a tug-of-war with Jim Cornette and Sarcastic Simon, with Ned as the rope! Cornette and Singleton tug on the legs while Mann tugs on the hair, ending with Logan plunking out a chuck of Blanchard's blond locks! Ned jerks his head back in a fit, drawing a huge POP as the fans see BLOOD trickling down his handsome face on the AngleTron. COLE The Heavenly Rockers! The Heavenly Rockers! The Heavenly Rockers! They're back! Oh yeah! COACH So much for them being "broken," huh, Mikey? COLE Well... CABOOSE Remember what I've said about emotions? Some let it consume them, while others manage to control them. Logan throws his hands up, telling security he's calmed down. The hell he has. The crowd ROARS as Logan makes another play for Ned, but security once again steps in and restrains Mann. Carl threatens to cuff him if he doesn't cool it. Synth plays peace officer, getting his partner to calm down. He then asks for and receives a microphone. Logan is practically foaming at the mouth to get his hands on Ned, his hated rival. SYNTH Yo, yo, yo. Yippie, yo, yippie, yay. What a better way for the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all's time to return than at the home of the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, Cleveland, Ohiooooo! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!" COACH Cheap pop! SYNTH Ah guess all moi can say about that is... the boys are back in t-- Logan rips the mic out of Synth's hands. LOGAN Heh. You did it. You actually did it. You pissed me off. Me--the personification of sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. You pissed ME off, goddamnit! And for that I want to thank you. Yes, you heard me right. Thank you. You see this chain wrapped around my fist? Look familar? It should, because it's the chain you used when you locked us inside the cage and had your way. I saved it to remind me what you put Holly through. Oh, believe me, I'd love to tear your heads off this minute for what you did to her. But I've learned to control my anger. After what you and that bitch -- not you Cornette, the other bitch, Shyanne -- did to Holly that fateful summer night, I was consumed with rage. Normally a couple of lines followed by hot, steamy sex with a couple of hot broads would take my pain away. It didn't. I needed something stronger. The anger that burned in my soul, which turned out to be a mild case of heartburn, caused me to seek the help of our very own Dr. Anderson and Dr. Pigley, The Love Doctors. I gave up E long ago, so I remember hearing about this morning after pill. Bingo! That's it. That's what I need. That'll take away my pain. As it turns out, the morning after pill isn't the cure for the common heartache. But considering they owned me a favor for sneaking them into the U2 concert, they gave me the pill. Hindsight being 20/40, if I hadn't drank down that entire bottle of Jack Daniels, I wouldn't have taken the pill. Luckily I didn't experience any side effects. So in a way, what happened to The Love Doctors at the hands of Los Diablos de Fuego was karma for them giving me the pill. Anyhoo, before I start rambling, let me tell you I found a way...well, more of a reason...to control the rage, my pain. Revenge for Holly. And in case you're wondering asshole, yes, I'm hitting that and you better believe I'm coming fast and furious on that piece of ass. Cornette and Simon have to restrain a bloody Ned on the ramp. Cornette repeatedly reminding the Handsome Hustler he's better than Logan. LOGAN (CONT'D) And I'm coming after YOU, but not before we take care of business with the South Central Militia. Oh, and Shyanne, you'll get yours in time...bitch! Logan flips the mic to Synth. SYNTH If I were you 3 homo sapiens, I'd go find the South Central Militia and ask for a refund because they didn't get the job done. As you can see, we're back, jacked and amped up to the max! In the ring, the studio or onstage, The Heavenly Rockers pride ourselves on putting on one helluva show. Like my main Mann said, first we's take on the hood, then the Midnights, then the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles. If that means having to go through Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez, The Usual Suspects, so be it. Love ya, but us crazy mutha's gonna get done what Ms. Holly wanted us to do: win the gold. Got the record, now aiming for the belts. See ya on the next track. Word! For the first time in a while, "G's & Soilders" hits. The music stops when the Sooner Bruisers shove Synth and Logan from behind. The Sooners are full of pride, they're not too happy the Heavenly Rockers came out and "saved them." Everybody from the fans, to the announcers, to security wait to see what will happen next. The Sooners extend their hands out to the Heavenly Rockers. They all shake hands to the delight of the crowd. "Frankenstein" kicks up, and the Heavenly Rockers raise the hands of the Sooners, who return the favor. COLE All right. In an era fueled by power and money, it's nice to see good sportsmenship. The big news: The Heavenly Rockers have returned. Like Synth said, guys, what a better place to do so than at the home of the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio. COACH Ohiooooooo! CABOOSE I'll admit it. I missed the little buggers. Their music still sucks, but it's good to have them back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 COLE Coming up next, it's a fatal four-way match for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Alfdogg defends against Chris Stevens, Jay Richards, and Brock Ausstin! A lot of interesting stuff leading up to this one, let's take a look! CALVIN I've got someone for you, all right. He's returning tonight, for the first time since License to Pin. Tonight, Alf, you're going to defend your title against...BROCK AUSSTIN. *Brock Ausstin is shown walking to the ring for his match, then doing his Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! in the ring. Alf is then shown walking to the ring.* COLE Alf staring down Brock Ausstin. This is the first time these two have ever met in a match. CALVIN Yes. And I've booked him against Alfdogg for the OAOAST Heartland title. Now, I'm sure if you were to help Brock win that title tonight, you could get back on his good side. Just something to think about. ... And should you succeed...I'll make sure you get a shot at that title at World Without End. So, do we have a deal? STEVENS Absolutely! *screen fades to black, then returns* Rick Heyross walks onto the screen, flanked by Team Heyross, and puts his arm around Richards. HEYROSS JAY RICHARDS! I'm glad to see you here tonight. Now I know we've had our differences over the past few weeks, but we share a common hatred. Do you know what that is? ... We both hate...BROCK AUSSTIN. You see, Brock Ausstin STABBED ME in the BACK. And he did the same to you guys in the CSI. ... I bet if you went out there and helped Alf successfully retain his title against Brock Ausstin, he'd be more than happy to give you a title shot at World Without End. And could you imagine the bragging rights you would have if you took Alf's Heartland title on Pay-Per-View, just three months after your leader failed to get the job done? *Richards starts to grin, and nods in agreement along with Team Heyross.* RICHARDS I like the way you think sometimes, Heyross. *cut to match clips between Alf and Brock* The camera focuses in on Chris Stevens, who shoves Alf off the top rope! COLE That's Chris Stevens! Remember the conversation he had with Calvin earlier! Stevens slides into the ring, runs off the ropes, and drops Alf with a DIAMOND CUTTER~!!! COACH You can tell how bad he wants another crack at that Heartland title! Stevens pats Brock on the face, trying to revive him. As he's doing this, Jay Richards sneaks down the aisle and ducks down below the apron. Brock gives another weird look to Stevens, but pulls himself up again as Stevens attempts to revive the official. As he turns to do this, Richards quickly slides in and gives Brock a chop block to the front of his knee, and then slides out as if nothing had happened! ... Stevens hops out of the ring, and exchanges words with his stablemate! They each shove each other with one hand, then Brock grabs Richards around the neck, and attempts to drag him into the ring, but Richards goes to the eyes of Brock, then pulls him outside, where he looks on confused as Stevens and Richards continue to argue. Alf breaks up the confusion with a HANDS-FREE PLANCHA, taking out all three men!!! COLE Alf FLIES again!!! What a match this has been!!! All four men lay around on the floor for a few seconds, then Alf rolls Brock back into the ring. Richards crawls over and grabs the Heartland title belt, then rolls into the ring and flies at Brock...who ducks, and Richards collides into Alf with the belt! ... Stevens slides into the ring and waits for Alf to get to his feet. Alf and Brock struggle to their feet at the same time. Stevens hops across the ring, and delivers a SUPERKICK!!! ...but Alf ducks, and STEVENS HITS BROCK!!!!! COLE OH MY GOODNESS... COACH DE JA VU from License to Pin! Brock is down and out!!! Alf catches Stevens with an overhead belly-to-belly, and Stevens bounces over the bottom rope to the floor! Alf then slowly climbs to the top as the crowd reaches a fever pitch...and flies off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH to Brock, who is nearly two-thirds of the way across the ring!!! 1.............. 2............................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE ALF RETAINS AGAIN! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MATCH!!! BUFFER The winner of this bout...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!! *screen fades to black, then returns* CALVIN ...at World Without End, it's going to be Alfdogg once again defending his Heartland title against Brock Ausstin! ... STEVENS Wait a minute, Calvin, you promised me a title shot if I helped Brock in that match... RICHARDS Wait a minute...Heyross told me Alf would give me a shot if I helped him out! STEVENS What??? RICHARDS I deserve this shot more than Brock Ausstin! STEVENS But not as much as me! Come on, Calvin! RICHARDS Oh really, now? I don't think that was ME getting my ass stomped in a ladder match at License to Pin! STEVENS What are you saying? *Alf walks into the office* ALF If you want my opinion...I'd be willing to take on either one of you at World Without End. But the way this is going, I don't think this place is big enough for the both of you. *Alf puts his arm on Calvin's shoulder* ALF How does this sound...tonight, right here in Montreal...(*thumbs up, cheap pop*) Chris Stevens vs Jay Richards. Whoever wins, can take on me AND Brock at World Without End. CALVIN You know Alf, for once you're right. I'm going to make that match. The winner goes on to a Triple Threat Heartland title match at World Without End. *cut to match clips* Stevens gets on his knees and begs off Richards. He then offers his hand, which after hesitation Richards accepts, but Stevens grabs his tights and pulls him into the exposed buckle! Richards staggers backwards and falls down, then Stevens goes to the top, and comes off with a FROG SPLASH!!! But Richards rolls out of the way, and catches one arm coming down, then quickly flips over and locks in a CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!!!111 COACH WHAT A COUNTER by Richards! Stevens keeps an arm up on the third lift! He then turns over on top of Richards, resulting in a pinning combination... 1...................... 2............................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Stevens tapped out, simultaneously!!! COACH What a counter by Stevens, and he got the pin! Stevens is going to WWE for a Heartland title shot! COLE Wait a minute, Coach, Stevens tapped out! Richards should be going to WWE! CALVIN ...at World Without End, for the OAOAST Heartland Championship, it will be the champion, Alfdogg... VERSUS Brock Ausstin... VERSUS Chris Stevens... VERSUS Jay Richards! COLE WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT by Calvin Szechstein! *screen fades to black, then returns* COACH CSI making their way down to the ring for some six-man action here, against a very oddly matched trio! FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 on JUMBO!!!!! Alf bounces to his feet...right into a Heartland title belt shot from Richards! COLE Richards with the title belt right between the eyes of Alf! Richards tosses the belt to the outside and covers, as the referee turns around... 1.................. 2..................................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT! COACH WHOA! COLE Jay Richards has stolen one from Alf here tonight! Richards celebrates in the ring, as Stevens watches on in disbelief. COLE THERE'S BROCK! COACH Jay...turn around! Brock takes Richards out to ringside, and sets up an F-STUNNER-5 by the announcers' booth! Team Heyross steps in front of Brock, holding their arms out. They then pick up Stevens in a double suplex and set HIM on Brock's shoulders, as well! Jumbo steps in front and begs Brock off, then LAYS on the announcers' table! Brock looks for a second, then shrugs and delivers an F-STUNNER-5, taking out all three CSI'ers and the announcers' table! COLE OH MY GOD!!! Look at the carnage left by Brock Ausstin! Brock grabs the belt as Alf comes to and crawls to the end of the ring, and holds it up for Alf to see. COLE And is this the visual that awaits us in ten days from Cleveland, Ohio, at World Without End? Only time will tell! *screen fades to black, then returns* *clips from Thursday's battle royal are played.* COLE And we're ready for a big battle royal to kick off HeldDOWN, and I really like the stip behind this, Coach! COACH Exactly, choose the right to face one of the three reigning singles champions, if you win this thing. ... Richards attempts a piledriver on TK, but TK grabs the legs and sets him up for a slingshot! Stevens lifts Reject up for the suplex, only to collide with his own stablemate, courtesy of a slingshot from TK! Both Reject and Stevens go tumbling to the floor! COLE More mishaps within CSI, ... Suddenly, Richards hits a huge dropkick to the back of Brock, and Brock drops X to the floor! Brock hangs upside down on the top rope, and Richards give one last push.... ....and SENDS BROCK TO THE FLOOR~!!! COLE THAT'S IT!!! COACH JAY DID IT!!! *cut backstage* STEVENS What the hell are you doing out there? If you're going to eliminate me, at least be a man and do it face-to-face. RICHARDS Tonight, I'm going to make it up to you, Chris. I've already told Calvin who I plan to face tonight, and tonight, I'm challenging Alfdogg for the Heartland title, one-on-one. STEVENS Now wait a minute, Jay, this isn't how the plan was supposed to go... RICHARDS Well, to be perfectly frank...I think your plan SUCKS. I beat Alf last week, and this week, I'm going to do it again. And this time, I'm going to do something you couldn't do, and take his title. *Richards walks out of the room, leaving Stevens and Jumbo with shocked looks on their faces.* *cut to match* *Richards and Alfdogg are shown making their entrances.* COLE The Heartland title getting ready to be defended, right now! Alf reverses an Irish whip, and Richards comes back with a CRUCIFIX...but releases his legs from the hold and reapplies the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING once again!!! COACH It's locked in again!!! At this point, Chris Stevens slides in on an opposite corner, and waits for Jay to turn Alf towards him. When he finally does, Chris goes for a superkick! ... But Alf is able to get away, and the kick connects with Richards!!! COACH OH NO!!! Stevens' kick accidentally connecting with Richards, who's down! *an instant replay then reveals that Stevens did a shuffle as Alf was moving, then went ahead with the kick on his cohort!* COLE That didn't look accidental from the replay, Coach! COACH What are you implying? COLE ...that it wasn't an accident, what the FUCK do you think??? Alf gives Stevens a shot with the trashcan, sending him from the ring! Alf then climbs the top once again... FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1............ 2........................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 *DING DING DING* BUFFER The winner of this bout...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG! COLE Well, NOW we know who will go into World Without End as the Heartland champion in three days from Cleveland, Ohio! And I think Chris Stevens is going to have some explaining to do to his associate! Alf pulls himself to his feet, and raises the belt, then spots Brock Ausstin standing at the entranceway! Brock mockingly claps his hands in approval, and Alf raises the belt once again, making sure Ausstin sees it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 Saturday Night's All Right hits and the crowd POPS for Jay Richards. COLE And all of that lead to this, let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER The following contest is a Fatal four-way match, for the OAOAST Heartland championship. Introducing first, the challengers. First, from Orange City, Iowa, he weighs 199 pounds...tonight, he has decided to become his own man, and step out on his own mission, that being to become the OAOAST Heartland champion. Ladies and Gentlemen...JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! The crowd gives Jay a nice reaction for his comments earlier, as he walks with eyes focused only on the ring. COLE Jay Richards getting a nice reaction here in Cleveland, earlier tonight, he declared the death of CSI, Coach. COACH Well, I don't know if that's his call to make, but it appears he no longer wants to be associated with Chris Stevens. COLE And of course, conspicuous by his absence is Jumbo, so I can only presume he'll remain by the side of Chris Stevens tonight. A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." Punishment by Biohazard hits and Brock Ausstin comes through the curtains to a nice pop. BUFFER The second challenger hails from Victoria, Minnesota, and is the biggest man in the contest at 320 pounds...the Monster, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Brock does his Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! from across the ring from Richards, as the familiar music hits. *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! Chris Stevens walks through the curtains to enormous boos, also without Jumbo by his side. COLE And no Jumbo by the side of Stevens, either! COACH Maybe the big guy didn't want to choose sides in this whole thing! BUFFER Challenger number 3 hails from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighs in at 220 pounds. The leader of the former CSI, a former OAOAST 24/7 champion...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Stevens climbs in the ring and immediately starts jawing with Richards from across the ring. Then Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon hits and the crowd goes NUTS as Alf walks down the aisle. COACH And HERE'S THE CHAMP! BUFFER And the final participant...he weighs in tonight at 245 pounds...he is a former OAOAST World champion, and the reigning, and defending, OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! Alf slides into the ring, and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Alf brawls with Stevens on one side of the ring, as Brock and Richards go at it on the other. Alf gives Stevens a kick to the gut, then puts him in a headlock and drives him into Brock with a BATTERING RAM!!! Brock rolls from the ring, then Richards comes at Alf, who jumps and grabs Stevens in a headscissors. Alf twirls his left arm in the air, then takes BOTH Stevens and Richards over with a headlock/headscissor combo! COLE Beautiful move, and Alf in control of this thing by himself early! Stevens and Richards are sent out of the ring right in front of Brock, who catches them and gives them a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!! Alf stands at the ring ropes waiting, as Stevens and Richards stagger back towards Brock, then flips over with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!!! However, Alf lands with all legs on the three men, and as a result falls back and hits on the back of his head on the floor! COLE NICE high-flying move by Alf, but it appears he hurt himself on that one as well! COACH Well, that's the risk of doing moves like that, Cole! Alf's just lucky there's protective mats here! It's not much, and I'm sure Alf can testify to that right now, but it's certainly better than nothing! All four men lay around on the floor for about five seconds, then Richards makes it to his feet and rolls Alf into the ring. Richards with a quick cover... 1.......... 2................. Kickout! COACH Can't fault Jay right there, he saw Alf holding his head, and thought he may be able to sneak a pin out of it! Richards picks up Alf, then runs with him towards the ropes and jumps over, dropping Alf's neck on the ropes ala Randy Savage. Richards then jumps back up on the apron, and slings over with a guillotine legdrop! Richards with another cover... 1........... 2.................... Kickout! On the floor, Stevens has grabbed a chair, and SMACKS Brock over the head with it! COLE What a CHAIRSHOT by Stevens! That should put Brock out of this thing for a while! Stevens climbs onto the apron, and catches Richards with a chairshot as he comes off the ropes! Stevens climbs into the ring, and picks up Richards, giving him a vertical suplex! Stevens covers... 1....... 2................. Kickout! COLE Chris Stevens getting a two-count on his now FORMER associate! Stevens reaches down to grab Richards, but Richards pulls him over into an inside cradle! 1............... 2......................... Kickout!!! Stevens pops up and drives an elbow into the back of Richards' head, and then a second! Alf rolls out of the ring as Stevens ascends the top rope...and comes off with an elbow!!! ...but Richards rolls out of the way! Alf finds a KENDO STICK under the ring as the crowd starts to cheer! Alf twirls the stick around, then runs around the ring and BLASTS Brock on the head, who is still making his way back to the ring from the aisleway! COLE Great presence of mind by Alf, keep the big guy out of the equation! Alf then rolls into the ring and twirls the stick again, then as Stevens gets up, gives him a shot to the gut! Then one to the back! Alf holds the stick up to the screaming crowd, then gives Richards a blow to the back, causing him to fall through the ropes to the floor! Alf picks up Stevens in a standing fireman's carry, then twirls him around, dropping him with the WhipLash!!! Alf leans forward and grabs a leg... 1........... 2.................... Stevens is able to kick out! Richards is outside the ring pulling TABLES out from underneath it, as Alf picks up Stevens for a snap suplex! Cover... 1.................. 2......................... Kickout!!! COACH Another near fall, and it looks like Jay's doing some redecorating outside the ring! Jay sets up two tables right beside each other, then one more right on top of it! Meanwhile, in the ring, Alf gives Stevens a belly-to-belly overhead suplex! Alf then awaits Stevens to stand up, and follows with a T-Bone suplex! Alf starts to cover, then notices a bloodied Brock on the apron grabbing the steel chair! COLE Brock was busted open by that last shot from the stick by Alf, it seems! Alf runs to one side of the ropes, and as luck would have it, Brock raises the chair in front of his own face as he's getting into the ring, and Alf BASEBALL SLIDES the chair back into his face!!! COACH And Brock STILL unable to get into the ring! No doubt, that's been a HUGE factor, no pun intended, in this match! Alf then goes to the outside again and grabs...a CHEESEHEAD??? COLE What the hell? COACH Why not? It works on No Mercy! Alf slams the cheesehead down on Brock's head, drawing laughter from some of the audience. He then grabs it again and puts it on, and rolls into the ring with the chair. Richards is waiting with another chair, and SLAMS it on Alf's cheesehead, only to have it bounce back and hit Richards in his own face! COLE Only in the OAOAST does a cheesehead somehow fit in with match psychology! Alf delivers a MASSIVE chairshot to an already bloodied Richards! Alf covers... 1................ 2................................ Richards gets his foot on the rope! COACH No three-count there! Jay got his foot on that middle rope! Alf looks to his right and sees Brock FINALLY sliding into the ring! Alf grabs a chair and CRACKS Brock on the back! COLE Brock FINALLY in the ring, but Alf makes him pay with that chairshot! Alf then grabs Brock's legs, and hooks him in a SHARPSHOOTER!!! COACH SHARPSHOOTER!!! Brock screams in pain, but is close to the ropes. Alf quickly realizes this, and pulls Brock away! COLE And it's right in the middle now! I think Brock may have to tap here, he could be the first elimination! Brock slowly pulls himself towards a corner. At this point, Richards recovers and rushes at Alf from the opposite corner, so Alf releases on Brock and applies the hold to Richards!!! COLE And now Richards feeling the pain of Alf's Sharpshooter! COACH ... Alf hangs onto the hold, until Stevens rolls back into the ring, trashcan in hand, and approaches Alf from the side, giving him a shot with the can! COLE Stevens back in the mix with a garbage can, and now it looks as if though Alf as been busted, as well! Stevens walks over to Brock, and gives him a shot with the can! He then walks slowly towards Richards, with a big smile on his face, and raises the can...but Richards is able to score with a low blow! Stevens falls backwards to the mat. Everyone lays on the mat, as the crowd gives an appreciative standing ovation for the match! COLE And this crowd loves it here in Cleveland! What an ovation for these four great athletes! Stevens and Richards both make it back to their feet at about the same time. Stevens carries the trashcan over, only to have Richards dropkick it back into his face! Stevens falls through the ropes backwards and to the floor. At this point, Brock finally has his senses back, and DRILLS Richards with a clothesline! Alf gets one as well! Richards is back up, and is the recipient of a press slam from Brock! Alf takes a belly-to-belly overhead suplex! COLE Brock is back, and he's ON A ROLL!!! Brock grabs Richards by the arm, and whips him into a corner, catching him coming back with a big backdrop! COACH Look at the HEIGHT on that move, Cole! At this point, the fans start standing and looking towards the entranceway, and boos are heard as the camera pans over to show Rick Heyross walking down the aisle! COLE Wait a minute, what the hell is Heyross doing here? COACH I don't know, but you can bet he has something on his mind! You know how this man feels towards Brock Ausstin! The camera goes back to the ring to show Stevens return, and get met with a Brock clothesline! Brock then sets up the F-STUNNER-5, but when he turns, he spots Heyross! COLE And Brock's spotted him! Brock then drops Stevens and starts jawing with Heyross. COACH Brock, you gotta pay attention to the match here, you can't get distracted! As Brock points the finger at Heyross, Heyross starts backpedaling and laughs. At that exact point, Stevens rolls up Brock and grabs the tights!!! 1.............. 2............................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE DAMN IT! Brock Ausstin eliminated thanks to distraction by Rick Heyross! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Brock Ausstin (7:23) eliminated by: Chris Stevens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heyross is already halfway down the aisle, when Brock rolls out of the ring after him! Heyross makes a serious break for it, with Brock in hot pursuit! COACH I think Rick just did the 100-yard dash in about 4.5! COLE And we're down to three men now! Alf gets up, and comes at Stevens with a superkick! Stevens ducks, however, and picks up Alf in an electric chair position! Stevens carries Alf to the ropes, right by the tables, as the crowd starts to stir. Alf pounds at the head of Stevens, but Stevens pushes Alf's feet forward, causing Alf to do a backflip over the top rope, THROUGH ALL OF THE TABLES!!!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!!!! Alf lays not moving on the floor! CROWD: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! COACH I gotta agree with Cleveland on this one, Cole! Stevens then goes to work on his former friend, Jay Richards, giving him a DDT! Stevens covers... 1............... 2............................... NO! Richards kicks out! Stevens grabs a chair and sets it up. He then picks up Richards and whips him into the ropes, giving him a drop toehold onto the chair! COLE Face-first into the chair goes Richards! Cover... 1............. 2..................... Kickout!!! COLE Another near-fall there! Jay Richards refuses to quit here! Alf finally starts to stir a little bit on the floor, as Stevens turns Richards over and applies a Regal stretch! COACH Submission hold applied! Could our second elimination come by a tapout here? COLE Meanwhile, Alf finally starting to move a little bit on the floor, thank God he's OK! COACH No doubt, Alf could have just as easily landed on his head on those tables the way he was sent off! Richards struggles, and after about fifteen seconds of fighting it, finally makes it to the ropes! COLE Referee has to break the hold now! Stevens waits for Richards to get to his feet, then runs to the ropes and tries for a DIAMOND CUTTER~! but Richards shoves Stevens off, right onto the set-up chair! COACH GREAT counter by Jay, and Chris landed really bad on that chair! COLE And now Chris has the chair! Richards with a NASTY chairshot, and Stevens is busted WIDE open! Richards has a very aggressive look on his face, and is about to deliver another shot, but Stevens quickly hops to his knees and feverently begs Jay off! Stevens puts his hands together, and you can read his lips apologizing to Richards! COLE And look at this! Look at Stevens beg off, what a coward! Stevens, with palm outstretched, slowly makes it to his feet, then holds both arms out and appears to be convincing Jay not to go through with it. Stevens then holds his hand out for a handshake. COLE A HANDSHAKE after all this??? Is he nuts? Jay looks around the crowd for a few seconds, then accepts Chris's hand! COLE I can't believe it. Both Stevens and Richards raise their hands to the crowd as they're showered with boos, then suddenly Stevens snatches the chair from Richards' hand, and takes a wild swing! Jay, however, ducks...and HOOKS THE CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 The crowd cheers loudly! COLE CROSSFACE~! CROSSFACE~! He's got it hooked! Jay kicks the chair from Chris's hand, then jumps and hooks his legs around Stevens' waist, dropping to the mat with the hold! Jay jerks back and forth for a few seconds, and Chris slowly fades! Just then, the crowd starts to stir, and the cameraman quickly adjusts just in time to catch Alf nailing the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 on both men on the mat to an ENORMOUS pop!!!!! COACH WHOA!!! COLE Alf out of NOWHERE with the five-star!!! Alf rolls over and covers Jay... 1.............. 2........................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE WE'RE DOWN TO TWO!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Jay Richards (11:19) eliminated by: Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The two remaining men lay prone on the mat as Richards rolls to the outside. The referee counts... ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alf sits up, and the crowd cheers him on! Alf and Stevens get to their feet at the same time, and exchange right hands. COLE Alfdogg and Chris Stevens, one of these bloodied and battered men will walk out of here with the Heartland title tonight! Alf gets the better of the exchange, but Stevens goes to the eyes! Stevens whips Alf, but Alf reverses, and catches Stevens with a AA SPINEBUSTER~!!! Alf covers... 1...................... 2.................................... NO!!! Stevens barely kicks out! Alf attempts a suplex, but Stevens drops behind the back, and shoves Alf into the corner. Stevens catches Alf in tombstone position, but Alf flips backwards and turns it over! Stevens then flips to the side, then Alf flips to the side again! Stevens is close to the ropes, and uses his feet to push around and reverse AGAIN, but Alf flips backwards one more time...and COMPLETES the move to a loud pop! COLE TOMBSTONE!!! Alf drops down for the cover, as the crowd begins to boo! Alf quickly grabs a chair, as JUMBO hops on the apron, only to be met with a BIG chairshot and sent back to the floor! COLE Jumbo's here! I guess now we know where Jumbo's loyalty really lies! Alf runs to the other side of the ring, then comes back with a TOPE CON HILO on Jumbo!!! The crowd goes NUTS as Alf pounds Jumbo on the floor! Just then, Jay Richards rolls back into the ring and grabs the other chair, as Stevens makes it to his knees. Richards has a sadistic smile on his face. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Jay Richards never left ringside! This spells BIG trouble for Chris Stevens! Alf slides back into the ring...and as he does, Richards turns around and BLASTS HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!!! The crowd showers Richards with boos, who turns and looks at Stevens again, keeping the smile the whole time. Stevens then rises up and joins in on the smile, then embraces Richards with a big hug! COACH Oh, MAN! I love it!!! COLE There was never any dissention! This was all a big RUSE by the CSI!!! Stevens gets down and covers Alf... 1........................ COLE DAMN IT!!! NO!!! 2................................................ COLE NOT THIS WAY!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE YES!!! Alf able to kick out! Richards gets down and holds the arms of Alf, motioning Jumbo into the ring for the XL SPLASH~!!! Jumbo rolls in and runs to the ropes, but Alf pulls Richards forward, causing him to get splashed by his own cohort! Alf then delivers a LOW BLOW to Stevens!!! Just then, TEAM HEYROSS makes its way down to the ring! COLE And help is on the way for Alf! Alf has Stevens positioned for a powerbomb, when Quentin Benjamin slides in and hits Alf with a superkick!!!!! COLE WHAT THE HELL!!!!! This has turned into a five-on-one affair here! Moss sets up Alf on the ropes, and Benjamin jumps over the back with a guillotine!!! They then take Alf down with a DOUBLE GOOZLE, and Stevens covers again... COLE DAMMIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! 1................. 2................................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up yet again! COLE UNBELIEVABLE~!!! Alf STILL refuses to quit! Stevens lets Alf rise to all fours, and suddenly, Heyross runs back through the curtains, and through one side of the ring to the other! Brock Ausstin follows, and the CSI and Team Heyross quickly clear the ring! Brock stops at the ropes and stares down Heyross, as Alf struggles to his feet...and suddenly, BROCK TURNS AND DELIVERS AN F-STUNNER-5 TO ALF!!!!! COLE ... COACH OHHHHH, BABY!!! The CSI is BACK, SON! Brock gives an evil grin to Alf on the mat, and Stevens slides in and covers... 1....................... 2................................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE I'll be DAMNED!!! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Alfdogg (14:21) eliminated by: Chris Stevens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER The winner of the contest...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! COLE I don't believe this! This was all a premeditated plan by the Heyross conglomerate and the CSI, which seemingly, once again now, includes Brock Ausstin! And as a result, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion, and his name is Chris Stevens! COACH Like music to the ears, right Cole? Stevens stands on the chest of Alf, and raises the belt with one hand. He then is picked up on his shoulders by Team Heyross, who parades around the ring with him. COLE ...I don't know. This makes me absolutely SICK. Let's go back to Josh, or Maria, or SOMEWHERE away from this shit. Hell, cut to a HHH promo for all I care. COACH ...OK, NOW you're going crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 COLE Up next we've got another contest that is a major portion of the OAOAST Civil War. Since the inception of the Upstarts group, both Scotty Static and Johnny Jackson of the GPX have been figuredheads of the movement. They were Drek Stone's backup during his reign as the head of the group, and when all the dirty laundry was aired several weeks ago revealing their to be another man pulling the strings of the OAOAST's younger talent, it was Scotty Static and Johnny Jax who stepped up as the spokepeople for the Upstarts until Stephen Joseph, in an effort to get revege for being undermined by his peers, slid into the role. CABOOSE Now tonight, the former tag team champions, men who blew the roof off the arena just under a year ago with their efforts, have decided to rewrite their teams history. They've stated that the GPX of the past is dead and buried, and that the path they've chosen now will establish them permanently as a team to be reckoned with and take them to greater heights, and they plan on doing it at the expense of a team no one thought could co-exist as well as they have. COLE The World Tag Team Champions, dubbed The Usual Suspects, are two men who did not see eye to eye until recently. Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez certainly had their problems, especially during Zack's days with The Thrillogy. However, Rodez stepped up for The Originals when offered a spot with The Upstarts, stating that he'd rather stand up for the company rather than bring it down. This has made him one of the focal points of the war, but it also brought him tag team gold when Calvin Szechstein forced he and Zack Malibu into the TLC match as a wild card team, only for them to win. CABOOSE The Civil War has taken many twists and turns the last few weeks, but tonight, if the GPX can take the titles back, and if Stephen Joseph can walk away with our company's World Title, the odds will sway heavily into the favor of The Upstarts. DING! DING! DING! The bell sounds, drawing attention to center ring, where Michael Buffer prepares to introduce the next contest. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a special two out of three falls match for the OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES! "In a world full posers..." The familiar introduction to O-Town's "Make Her Say" comes over the speakers, and the fans start to boo vociferously as the lights dim. Despite the upbeat, peppy nature of the song, Scotty Static and Johnny Jax come down the rampway looking angered and focused, as they perhaps more than anyone in their group feel slighted by the OAOAST veterans. BUFFER Coming down the ramp at this time, they weigh in at a combined weight of four hundred, eight pounds, they are Johnny Jax and Scotty Static, the GLOBAL PARTY EXCHANGE!!! Scotty and Johnny enter the ring, with Static standing up on the middle rope and posing (think Justin Credible) while Johnny climbs the turnbuckles and jawjacks with several of the nearby fans. COACH We could be looking at new tag team champions here! O-Town fades out, and is suddenly replaced by a familiar song, yet an unfamiliar theme. COLE What the...is this the champs? CABOOSE I know this song, and let me tell you, it'd be pretty appropriate if it is our champions. "Beverly Hills" by Weezer plays on the soundsystem, and the fans assume it's the champs, but the sight of the dynamic duo, with Candie standing in the middle with her hands on her hips, pretty much cements the fact. COLE A team name, a shared theme song...and yet Johnny and Scotty are still telling us that the Originals and the Upstarts can't get along? BUFFER Their opponents, they are the reigning and defending OAOAST Tag Team Champions of the WORLD...Zack Malibu, Leon Rodez...THE USUAL SUSPECTS~! Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez walk down the aisle, with Malibu's girlfriend Candie close behind. As the champions make their way down the ramp, the GPX stand in the ready position, eager to get their hands on their rivals. Scotty Static and Johnny Jax stare their opponents down during their entrance, and perhaps not satisfied with the time it's taking, wave their opponents on and call them out, daring them to come get some. This doesn't go unnoticed by Zack and Leon, and the Usual Suspects turn to each other and shrug before passing their belts to Candie and charging full speed towards the ring! COLE Here we go, getting right down to it! Malibu and Rodez slingshot in over the top rope, and immediately come face to face with their foes, as the GPX pounces! Malibu blocks a right hand by Johnny Jax and starts firing off some right hands of his own, while Rodez catches Static's leg on a kneelift attempt and plants him with an inverted atomic drop! Together, the Usual Suspects send the GPX to the ropes and hit stereo monkey flips as Scotty and Johnny rebound! The GPX both crash-land on the canvas, but roll to their feet soon after, just in time to face the oncoming charge by the champs! The GPX brace for impact, but the champions psyche them out, sliding themselves out of the ring! It's a move that leaves the GPX stunned, and Zack and Leon reach under the bottom rope and pull the GPX down to the canvas and out to the floor before sliding back into the ring themselves. In the ring, Leon rests on all fours near the ropes, as Malibu hits the far side and comes off, springboarding off the back of his partner and diving over the ropes with a flip plancha onto both members of the Global Party Exchange! As soon as Zack hits, Rodez springs into action himself, darting towards the corner and running up the ropes before moonsaulting onto the pile of humanity below him! CABOOSE Did we even hear a bell ring yet? COLE I don't think so. COACH You can ring my belllllll, ring my bell... CABOOSE Oh, I'll ring your bell alright. The crowd roars as Malibu and Rodez pick themselves up and roll into the ring. Malibu goes to the ropes and motions for Candie to hand him both of the tag titles, and he passes one over to Leon. Together, The Usual Suspects each take a corner and climb to the top, proudly displaying their championship gold for all to see, while the GPX fume down at ringside! COLE OK, Nick Patrick, maybe now is a good time to ring the bell! Michael Cole's voice certainly does carry, as seconds later Patrick waves for the bell to be rung, and the match to be started officially. Zack and Leon hand their belts to Patrick, and he raises them both up high to remind the world that this match is being fought with those titles at stake. Patrick then hands the belts down to Michael Buffer at ringside, and the GPX step up onto the apron, ready to start things. COLE Fans, keep in mind this match is being fought under two out of three falls rules, which means that one team needs to score two victories in order to secure a win. CABOOSE It's tough enough to defeat either one of these teams once on any given day, but to do it twice in one night? We could be in for a lot of action. COLE I'm pretty much counting on it. COACH Same here, my main man Mikey Cole. Scotty Static steps into the ring for his team, ready to start, while Rodez offers to start for the Suspects. The two men come to center ring, and Scotty shows off, slapping his chest and getting in Leon's face before shoving the Silky Smooth superstar back. Leon chuckles, and then shoves back, drawing Scotty's ire. Static tries to catch Leon with a slap, but it's Leon who catches Scotty, more specifically by the wrist. He drops to his knees and takes Static over with a fireman's carry, and then when both get to their feet, strikes him with a pair of chops! Scotty gets backed into the ropes, and Leon shoots him off, but Scotty turns it around in mid-swing, sending Leon towards them. Rodez comes off and leapfrogs his foe on the rebound, then spins Scotty to face him, and yanks his legs out from under him before jumping on top for a cover! ONE! Scotty quickly shoves Rodez off, and while Leon gets right back to his feet, Scotty stays on the ground, yanking Leon's legs out from under him, and then HE jumps on top for the pin! ONE! Leon shoves off just as easily as Scotty did, and when he comes up, he's caught in a side headlock by Static. Rodez pushes Scotty off, sending him into the ropes. Leon drops to his stomach, allowing Scotty to hop over him, and then springs up with a monkey flip attempt on the rebound...but Scotty pushes Leon's legs off! Rodez lands with both feet on the canvas and dares Scotty to come at him, which Static does. Rodez ducks the Yakuza Kick attempt, rolling under it and leaping up to the middle rope, then twists his body as he springs off, catching Static with a DDT...NO! Scotty stops himself from being drilled with the move, and clubs Rodez twice in the kidney, then shoves him towards the ropes! Leon bounces right back, and Scotty catches him with a sleeper, but Leon quickly twists himself out of it, nailing Scotty in the ribs with a pair of elbows before spinning around and taking Scotty off his feet, planting him with a quick back suplex! Leon quickly gets up and heads for the ropes, but as he hits the far side, Johnny Jax leans over the ropes and snares Leon's head, forcing him down to the cavnas! CABOOSE He caught him on that one! COLE Zack and Leon know what they're in for tonight. Johnny and Scotty said just a few weeks ago on HeldDOWN~! they were going to change what they once stood for, and it's tactics like that that will rewrite their history for them! Leon gets up, only slightly dazed, but he's knocked to the mat again thanks to a spinning wheel kick by Scotty! Static decides to tag in his partner rather than try for a pin, and together the GPX send Leon to the ropes. Scotty moves in front of Johnny and drops his head, and when Leon leapfrogs over him Jax charges forward and catches him in midair, powerslamming him to the canvas! COACH Bootyful double teamwork there! ONE! T-Shoulder up! Rodez breaks free of the pin attempt rather easily, although he's jarred from being slammed hard to the canvas. Jax brings him up and then slams him back down to the canvas, and then rakes the laces of his boot across the eyes of Rodez! Referee Nick Patrick catches Johnny in the act and scolds him, but Jax waves him off before taking Leon up to his feet again. He stuns the champion with a pair of chops, then applies an arm wrench. Rodez reels for a moment, thinking of his next move, and then manages to counter, trapping Jax in an arm wrench. Rodez then bends the arm behind Johnny's back, applying a hammerlock, but Jax reaches back and grabs Leon's head, and snapmares him over his shoulder! Johnny hits the ropes, but as he does Leon kips up, then leaps up to the middle rope and springboards backwards, drilling Johnny with a springboard back elbow as he rebounds! Jax rolls out of the ring, while Leon rolls to his feet, and the GPX take refuge at ringside! CABOOSE They can't stand the heat, so the GPX are getting out of the kitchen! COACH And I'M cliche? CABOOSE I have the charisma to pull such quips off. Scotty and Johnny stand at ringside irate, and Scotty pounds the apron and turns away from his partner in frustration. The crowd begins to get on the GPX for their cowardice, and the ensuing chant is not exactly music to their ears. "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" Angry, Johnny rolls into the ring and charges Leon Rodez, who steps out of the way. Johnny runs the ropes and gets caught with a hiptoss on the rebound, but when Leon follows up with a dropkick, it's knocked away! Johnny delivers a boot to the gut as Leon comes off the canvas, and then pulls him into a headscissors and lifts him for a powerbomb...but Leon rolls over Johnny's back with a sunset flip! Patrick dives to the canvas to count the fall, but before he can, Johnny floats over backwards and comes to his feet, then blasts Leon with a basement dropkick! He then drags Leon across the canvas by his ankles, giving him a bad case of fricition burn, and brings him to the GPX corner, where he tags in Static. Scotty steps in and together the GPX each grab an ankle and roll Leon backwards, up to his feet, then DRILL him with a double team STO, and Static covers quickly! ONE! T-KICKOUT! After the kickout, Scotty brings him up and stuns him with a few forearms, then sends him into the ropes...but when Leon rebounds, he swings around Scotty with a spinning headscissors, landing on his feet and snapping Scotty to the canvas with a quick Russian legsweep! Rodez then goes and tags in Zack, and Malibu moves up the ropes, as Leon picks Static up and stuns him with an inverted atomic drop, leaving him prone for Malibu, who leaps into the ring with a flying clothesline that wipes Scotty out! Static rolls to the side, and Jax charges in illegally, going right for Zack, but Malibu ducks and Jax finds himself backdropped over the ropes and out onto the raised rampway! Rodez comes in, but before he does anything, Zack asks him for help in bringing Static to the ropes, and together the tag champs send Scotty in, catching him on the rebound with a double hiptoss, but they catch his legs and swing him through the air, then LAUNCH him over the ropes and onto his own partner! COLE The Usual Suspects have cleared the ring of the Global Party Exchange once again, and the rest of The Upstarts must be fuming backstage! Patrick orders Rodez out to the apron, but Malibu takes control of the situation, springboarding off the top rope out to the ramp as the GPX get up...but his dive is caught by Scotty and Johnny! Together, the GPX press Malibu over their heads and throw him like a javelin back into the ring, and the former World Champion falls face first to the canvas! COACH I bet that made some people in the back very happy! Scotty gets back into the ring, reaching down and pulling an aching Malibu to his feet. He strikes Zack with a pair of chops and then gives him a knee to the stomach before wrenching his arm and firing off another chop. Scotty then snapmares Zack over and drops down, applying a headlock. Malibu tries to wriggle free but can't, but he is able to get to his feet, although Scotty won't let go of the hold. Zack turns to his side and fires elbows into the bread basket of Static, trying to break the hold...but it's Scotty who breaks it of his own will, yanking Zack by the head back to the canvas! Scotty then runs the ropes and comes off with a well placed kneedrop that drills Zack, and he covers to try and capture the first fall of the contest. ONE! TW-NO! Malibu kicks out, but as he rises to his feet Static traps him in a rear waistlock, but Zack drops down onto his BUTT and kicks up, nailing Scotty just under the chin! Malibu kips up, and Scotty comes off the canvas, but he's driven back by the flurry of right hands from Malibu, and then sent across the ring...NO! Scotty reverses the whip, sending Zack in and back bodydropping Zack...ONTO HIS FEET! Malibu quickly makes the tag to Rodez and turns around to see Scotty coming, and shoots for the legs, taking them out from under him. He then lifts Scotty up by his legs and starts spinning around and around, making himself and his foe dizzy, before he swings Scotty right into Leon's grasp, and Rodez hooks the head and drops Static with an inverted DDT out of the giant swing! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! After the kickout, Rodez brings Scotty up to a seated position, then delivers a quick dropkick to the back of his neck. Scotty falls back to the canvas, and when he does Rodez runs to the ropes and leaps off, springboarding off the middle rope and turning his body so that he lands with a legdrop across Static's throat! He covers again, watching on as Nick Patrick hits the canvas. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT AGAIN! Rodez brings Scotty up and traps him in a headlock, but after a momentary struggle, Scotty shoves him off and into the ropes, then drops his head...and Leon puts on the brakes and reapplies the side headlock! Scotty struggles again, trying to move towards his corner, but Leon keeps him anchored...until Scotty tries a back suplex to get out of it! Leon lands on his feet, however, and spins Scotty around...but Static is ready, and strikes with a kick to the gut, then rattles Leon with a facecrusher, drilling his face into his knee! Scotty takes the wounded Rodez and holds him by the head, then throws him into GPX territory, trapping him in the corner as he tags in Jax. COLE The champions have done a good job of keeping the momentum going here in the first fall, but the challengers are coming back, as they've got Leon trapped in their turf! Scotty delivers a hard shoulderblock to the exposed ribs before he exits, and it keels Leon over. Jax locks on a front facelock and lifts Rodez off his feet, placing him on the top turnbuckle. He moves up the ropes as well, but when he grabs Leon he's met with rapid, clubbing blows to his side, as Rodez fights to prevent from being taken down to the mat. He shoves Johnny off as a last ditch attempt, then tries to balance himself on the top rope...but Static knocks his feet out from under him, and Rodez winds up crotched! This gives Johnny enough time to recover, and he pulls Leon off the ropes and lifts him for a suplex...only to drop him ribs first across the top rope! CABOOSE He took the wind right out of him, and...ooh, he just smacked his face on the apron! Caboose's call comes from Jax dropkicking Leon in the knee, knocking the fan favorite off balance and to the floor, but smashing his jaw on the apron in the process! Rodez is in a fog on the floor, crawling on all fours, and Jax goes out to continue the assault. He picks Leon up off the floor and then takes him by the head, hurling him into the guardrail backfirst. He then toys with Rodez, slapping him across the face before applying a front facelock, then dropping Silky Smooth on the floor with a snap suplex! COACH Johnny Jax with the attacks! CABOOSE So what, Crystal takes off, and you're a GPX groupie now? COACH Playa please, I'm just simply rooting for the right team. CABOOSE Says WHO? Jax scoops Leon off the floor and rolls him into the ring, smirking at referee Nick Patrick who doesn't appreciate the outside assault. Johnny steps into the ring and tags in Static, and then applies an abdominal stretch to Leon, leaving him wide open for a roundhouse kick from Static! Johnny then breaks the hold and shoves Leon towards Scotty, and Static scoops Leon up on his shoulders and then presses him up over his head and down onto his knee with a gutbuster! Leon rolls onto his back, clutching his ribcage, while Scotty backs into the ropes and comes off with a senton drop onto Rodez, dropping his body weight onto the already hurt ribs! Static gets up, and then charges the Suspects corner, nailing Zack with a cheap shot! Zack lunges over the ropes and tries to get Scotty but can't, and Patrick comes over to stand in his path. With Zack playing distraction, Scotty calls Johnny into the ring, and together they send Leon into the ropes and catch him coming off, hitting a double flapjack! Patrick turns around and Scotty rolls out of the ring, playing like he had made a tag, leaving Jax to take over on Rodez! COLE They're crafty... CABOOSE They're damn sneaks, but they're making it work in their favor. Rodez comes up, and he's yanked by the arm and sent towards the ropes, but Leon manages to counter in mid-whip and pull Jax towards him, then carry him over with a Northern Lights Suplex! ONE! T-NO! Jax bridges, and pushes up while still clutching onto Rodez. He swings around, holding Leon in a standing headscissors and lifts...but Leon drops out of his arms and to his feet, then grabs Johnny and delivers a headbutt! Jax backs away, holding his nose, while Leon turns to make the tag! He moves towards his corner, but Jax comes up from behind and grabs him by the waist, and hurls him overhead...but Leon lands on his feet, then waits for Jax to turn around...and NAILS him with a huracanarana! Jax lay stunned on the canvas, while Leon starts crawling towads his corner...but Jax recovers quickly and snags Leon by the ankle, pulling him away from Zack and then dropping an elbow across the back of his neck! Jax then puts the boots to Leon, and then charges Zack and knocks him off the apron, startling the prep! COLE Jax is getting desperate, he knows Rodez is close so he's trying to prevent the tag by any means necessary. Johnny leads Leon to his feet, and clubs him over the back with forearm shots, then wraps his arms around Leon and applies a bearhug, squeezing the life out of Leon and crushing his sore ribs! CABOOSE Jax going old school here, focusing on the injured area and wearing Leon down, keeping him at bay while Malibu anticipates a tag. Johnny squeezes hard, squishing Leon's ribs as he blocks him from getting to his corner. Rodez tries to push forward, but can barely move an inch, as every time he struggles, Johnny applies more pressure. Finally, Leon boxes Johnny's ears, and while it doesn't release the hold, it stuns the former fan favorite enough for Leon to try it a second time! Jax shakes it off, still squeezing the bearhug, but then breaks the hold on his own and slams Leon down, then hops up onto the middle rope and springboards back with a Vader style splash onto Leon! ONE! TWO! NO! Jax gets right up as soon as he sees his opponent kickout, and steps over him, springboarding up onto the middle rope and leaping backwards with another splash...but this time Leon is ready for it and gets his knees up! COLE Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, broken ribs! CABOOSE I dunno Mikey, that really didn't flow. COLE Eh, I tried. Jax rolls away, while Leon rolls onto his stomach and starts moving on all fours towards his corner... ...AND TAGS IN ZACK MALIBU~! COACH Great, here we go. CABOOSE You obviously need some sugar, because you're way too bitter these days. Sexual frustration has caught up with you. Malibu comes in the ring, and Jax leaves his feet as soon as he stands, as Malibu blasts him with a running lariat! Johnny gets up, but then Zack plants him with an inverted atomic drop and runs the ropes...and gets kicked in the back by Static! Malibu staggers forward, then turns around and NAILS Static with a right hand that knocks him off the apron and down to the floor, but when he turns to Jax he gets kicked, and then tied up in a pumphandle...JOHNNY'S LOOKING FOR THE BEAT DROP! He lifts, but Zack floats over his back, and then grabs him by the head, applying a sleeper...AND DROPS HIM WITH THE TRENDSETTER! ONE! TWO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! COLE These men are certainly giving it their all in the first fall! CABOOSE C'mon Coach, where's your "poet but you didn't know it" line? COACH Shut up. Zack picks Johnny up and whips him to the corner, then follows up with a corner lariat! Johnny is crushed against the turnbuckles and stays there, so Zack backs up and then runs across the ring again, this time delivering a diving corner splash that crushes Johnny for a second time! He brings Johnny out of the corner, but as he does Johnny takes Zack's legs out from under him, and catapults him over, right into the corner...NO! Zack uses the momentum to jump onto the middle rope, but Static is back on the apron and takes Zack by the head, leaping down to the floor and smashing Zack's head into the top turnbuckle! Zack falls off the roeps and staggers back, right into Johnny's waiting arms, as he hooks Malibu and lifts him up onto his shoulder before drilling his head into the canvas with the BEAT DROP~! COLE His head bounced off the mat like a superball! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the first fall, THE GLOBAL PARTY EXCHANGE! CABOOSE The GPX are victorious in the first fall, and now the champs have to come back with two victories in a row to retain the titles! COLE The pressure is certainly on now. Patrick orders Johnny to the GPX corner, while Zack rolls on the canvas to over by the ropes. Candie checks in on her man, asking if he's OK, but he's only slightly responsive, as the Beat Drop knocked him for a loop. Leon, still smarting from the attack he suffered in the first fall, enters the ring and waves the GPX on, nominating himself to continue for his team in the second fall. The bell sounds as Jax comes forward, and the two tie up, with Leon gaining the advantage. He holds Jax down with a headlock, then spins around and takes Johnny to the mat with a drop toehold. He rolls Johnny over and goes for the legs, attempting to trap Johnny in one of numerous possible submissions, but Jax kicks Leon away, deflecting his attempts at trapping him. Both men get up and move toward each other, and Johnny takes Leon down by the legs, and tries to keep hold, but Leon kicks him away, just as Johnny did moments earlier. Once again they get back to their feet, and Johnny unleashes a brutal chop to the chest, one that cracks the skin of Leon's pectoral region. Rodez staggers back, then finds himself nailed with a pair of elbows before being sent to the ropes...but he reverses, pulling Johnny towards him and then tossing him overhead with a belly to belly suplex! CABOOSE Great counter by Rodez, and it sent Johnny heading for higher ground! Jax escapes the ring, as the GPX continue to bail during key moments of their opponents comeback to sway the momentum. Rodez isn't having it however, sliding under the bottom rope with a baseball slide and nailing Johnny in the side of the head! He rolls back into the ring, and prepares to springboard to the outside, but Static runs across the apron and pushes Leon back to the mat, saving his partner! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Static celebrates, turning and posing to the crowd, but he should be paying attention to Rodez, who is up on his feet. Leon spins Scotty around and tries to suplex him in, but Static reverses, pulling Leon up and dropping him on the apron! Both men fight on the apron, teetering, as they trade chops with one another, until finally Rodez gets the advantage and dumps Scotty into the ring! Furious, Static gets up and moves towards his foe, but gets rocked with an elbow, and then a shoulderblock! Rodez then slingshots in over Scotty's back and runs the ropes, allowing Zack to make a blind tag that Patrick catches...and then springboards off Scotty's back with a twisting crossbody block to the floor, crashing down onto Johnny Jackson! COLE AMAZING move by Leon Rodez, taking out Johnny Jax on the floor! Malibu is now the legal man, and as Static looks out to the floor to see what just happened, Zack sneaks up behind him and spins him around, striking Scotty with right hands before stepping back and then running forward, dumping him over the ropes with a lariat! CABOOSE He's gotten rid of that pest Static, now the Suspects just have to get Johnny back in the ring and keep working him over like they have, and they'll tie this contest up! Out on the floor, Rodez has Johnny by the head, and then takes Static and brings him up, and delivers a double noggin knocker to the GPX! Both stagger away, but Leon follows Johnny and shoves him onto the apron and pushes him into the ring, where Zack waits for him. Malibu pulls Johnny up and hits a snap suplex, but the popular prep rolls through with the move, keeping Johnny's head trapped and sitting down, locking him in a front guillotine choke! COLE Zack with the submission applied! Malibu applies pressure, wrenching his arm around the neck of the larger member of the GPX, trying to put him to sleep. Jax clubs at Zack's shoulders, trying to get him to break the hold, but Malibu isn't budging. He keeps the hold locked on tight, but Jax continues to flail his arms, showing that he's not out yet. Malibu then chooses to push up to his feet with Jax trapped, and delivers two knees to his chest while he's trapped in the hold, and then scoops Johnny up onto his shoulders and looks out to the crowd with a gleam in his eye before he starts spinning himself around... ...and around... ...and around... ...AND AROUND... ...AND AROUND... COLE Zack's got Johnny up in the airplane spin! Look at him go! CABOOSE We've seen him do this before, and it's certainly effective! COACH I'm getting dizzy. Malibu rotates round and round, spinning like a top in the center of the ring before dumping Johnny to the canvas after what seems like a hundred revolutions, and collapses himself! The crowd roars with approval as both men are down, applauding Zack's efforts to wear out the motivated, supposedly scorned former party animals. COLE Jax is looking up at the lights, but so is Zack, as he dizzied himself, and now it's a game of who can get to his feet first. Patrick does the standing ten count, because if neither man gets to his feet in time, the second fall is going to be ruled a draw. Rodez and Static both look on, silently praying that it's their partner who makes the first recovery. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Zack starts to slide himself near the ropes, but he's not off the canvas. Meanwhile, Johnny has his eyes opened, but he's only seeing stars. FIVE! SIX! Jax sits up and holds his head, moving it ever so slightly as he's still dazed by being spun around. SEVEN! Jax starts to come up to his feet, while Zack reaches up and grips the ropes, pulling himself up by grabbing onto each strand, until he's up on both feet. COLE They've both made it to their feet, and now will they tag out, or will they continue to battle on their own? Zack gets up, but doesn't know where he is at first. Same with Johnny, as he stands up but nearly falls back down again. He staggers back, just as Malibu turns, and Zack rushes forward once he spies Johnny, and picks him up off the canvas and throws him up over his shoulders, dropping him with the ANGLE SLAM~! CABOOSE THE ANGLE SLAM~! A move made famous by the very namesake of this company! Zack hits the move perfectly, and has the fans leaping out of their seats upon using it, but he's too dazed to make a pin immediately afterwards. After a few moments, he rolls over and crawls onto Jax's upper body, then hooks a leg, hoping to gain victory in the second fall of the Usual Suspects tag team title defense! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! STATIC PULLS ZACK OFF JOHNNY! COLE Oh COME ON! Static drags Zack off of his partner by the leg, then starts putting the boots to him, despite Patrick's objections. Static works Zack over, and when Patrick goes to back him up and get him out to the apron, he knocks the hands of the official away! CABOOSE Watch it their sport, you get DQ'd and this match is still tied up! Patrick has no luck with Scotty, but Leon Rodez decides to take matters into his own hands, coming into the ring and taking Scotty by the head and ramming him into the turnbuckle, then leads him by the head and swings around, hurling him over the ropes and out onto the ramp...but Scotty stays on his feet. Acting instinctively, he drives his shoulder through the ropes and nails Leon in the ribs, which drops Leon to all fours in pain, as he cluctches at the beaten and bruised body part. Scotty snickers, and then grips the top rope, preparing to launch himself into the air with a springboard, but as he springboards off the top rope Malibu races across the ring and spring off of Leon's back, going airborne himself... ...AND SPEARS SCOTTY STATIC OUT OF MID-AIR! COLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! COACH I gotta give props to that, I mean DAYUM! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" Both men are down on the rampway, aching from the move, as they landed hard. Leon Rodez gets up and winces, but then sees his partner out on the ramp, and goes to the outside to see if Zack is OK. He leans over his partner and checks on him, but all of a sudden finds himself blasted in the side of the head with a running knee by Johnny Jax, who exits the ring to put all four men out on the ramp! He picks up Malibu and throws him back into the ring, then checks on Static and helps him to his feet. The GPX go to enter the ring, and Jax turns and sees Rodez starting to come to, so he runs up and floors him with a forearm across the back! COLE Both the GPX now have gotten Zack in the ring and isolated him, as Leon is licking his wounds on the rampway! In the ring, Scotty and Johnny don't listen to Patrick's orders, and lift Zack up, carrying him to the turnbuckles and then dropping him with a snake eyes across the top! Malibu crumbles to the canvas, but Scotty takes hold of him, then motions for Johnny to go to the top. Johnny obliges, and Static takes Zack and readies him for a powerbomb, but once he lifts Zack onto his shoulders Malibu counters with a huracanrana! CABOOSE He escaped Scotty's grasp, but watch out for Johnny up...OOOH! Malibu slowly rises up, but seeing Jackson balancing himself on the top, he lunges forward and crotches him on the top rope! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Malibu climbs the ropes, and pulls Johnny out of the crotched position and up onto his shoulders, but as he does Static gets up and runs over...only for Zack to kick him square in the face! Static turns away holding his jaw, and when he moves towards the corner again, Zack blasts him with another kick to the face that drops him like a sack of potatoes! COLE He's knocked Scotty for a loop, but what's he gonna...wait, what?! Zack rests on the ropes, with Johnny on his shoulders in preparation for the Honor Roll, but now Leon has made his way over and taps Zack on the back, then starts climbing the turnbuckles. Leon takes a moment to make sure he has good footing, and then steps ONTO JOHNNY'S BACK, who is up on Malibu's shoulders... ...AND HITS THE FREAKIN' 450 SPLASH FROM OFF THE BODY OF JOHNNY JAX, DOWN ONTO SCOTTY STATIC! CABOOSE WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!??! Leon pounds on the canvas with one arm as he favors his ribs, which cannot feel good after splashing Static! Scotty rolls out to the apron, and with the space being cleared, Malibu leaps off the ropes with the HONOR ROLL~! somersault Samoan drop on Johnny Jax! COLE What a massacre! All four men are down, and I'll be damned if I would believe this stuff if I hadn't seen it here firsthand! Malibu takes a deep breath after hitting the movel, and simply rolls over, draping his arm across Johnny's chest. CABOOSE He could have him here, because Static isn't around to save him! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! COLE HE GOT HIM! The Usual Suspects have tied this contest up! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the second fall, THE USUAL SUSPECTS! The match is now tied at one fall apiece! The crowd roars, but the champs aren't able to relish the moment, as they're boht worn and torn. Malibu breathes a sigh of relief, then rolls off of Johnny and stares at the ceiling, finally getting some rest. COLE We are in the third fall now, and that means it has come down to the wire. If you thought you've seen effort so far folks, you haven't seen ANYTHING yet. Leon drags Zack over to their corner before dropping down and seating himself against the turnbuckles. Nick Patrick tends to a groggy Johnny Jax, while Scotty Static, seeing that he was unable to save his partner from the pinfall, flips out at ringside! CABOOSE What's the matter, Scotty, finally realize you can't win this one? COACH You biased son of a bitch! CABOOSE EXCUSE me? Static goes over to Sofa Central and starts flipping out, pounding on the desk and sending papers flying everywhere, then waves a finger in the face of Michael Cole and Caboose, sparing Coach the humiliation. Scotty paces ringside, sore and angry, but then goes over to Michael Buffer and steals one of the tag team titles! COLE Hey, what's he doing there? Scotty conceals the title as best he can, and circles ringside, waiting for the right moment. He rolls into the ring as Johnny Jax keeps Nick Patrick busy by pretending to be unable to get up, and pulls on Patrick for support...but it's merely a distraction as Scotty slides into the ring and creeps up behind Zack, who is just getting to his feet...and when Malibu turns, he's BLASTED ACROSS THE FOREHEAD WITH A BELT SHOT! CABOOSE NO! Sonuva... Rodez sees what just happens and gives chase, but Scotty quickly rolls out of the ring and to the floor, with Leon following right behind. Static disposes of the evidence, tossing the belt back into Michael Buffer's lap, before entering the ring again. Leon continues to follow, and Scotty backs out of the ring onto the rampway, and Nick Patrick gets in Leon's way, trying to keep order as he doesn't know what happened. COLE Nick Patrick has no clue what Scotty Static just did, and look at the blood pouring from the forehead of Zack Malibu! Leon stops his chase and kneels down to tend to Zack, holding his head up and watching as the blood flows out of Zack's head and covers his forearms. Leon lays Zack down and rolls him over to the apron, but as he comes back up to his feet, Jax comes from behind and shoves him hard, chest-first, into the corner! Leon turns around, and Johnny takes him into gutwrench position, lifting him up across his shoulder like a Canadian backbreaker, then flips him downward across his knee with a modified gutbuster! Jax then hops over Rodez' body and slingshots onto the top rope and floats backwards with a split legged moonsault! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CABOOSE Another kickout, but there's no telling how much more he can stand, especially with Zack in no condition to tag in. Jax pulls Leon up and sends him to the ropes, but follows him in and delivers a knee, then drags him back towards the center of the ring and yanks backwards on his head, slamming him to the canvas! Jax then drops down and starts pounding away, ramming his fists into Leon's temple before pulling him up and sending him into the GPX corner. Static makes the tag, and together the GPX start putting the boots to Leon's ribs, stomping him down in the corner. Jax exits the ring once Patrick reaches the five count, but Static keeps on Leon, holding him by the head and pummelling him just as Johnny did moments ago before driving his boot into the throat of the reigning tag champ! COLE They've got Leon across the ring from his partner where they're free to work him over, and all while Zack is still down and bloodied on the apron! Scotty drives the sole of his boot into the throat, but Patrick calls him off, warning him of such actions. Scotty backs off, then rushes forward and drives his knee into the side of Leon's head! Scotty then drags Leon out of the corner by his legs and then turns him over, trapping him in a Boston Crab! CABOOSE This is going to put a strain on both the lower back and the ribcage, and could easily help the Global Party Exchange become tag team champions yet again! Leon squirms, but cannot fight as much as he needs to to break given his weakened state. Static yanks back on the legs, putting the strain on even moreso. Leon continues to fight, ignoring Patrick completely and instead focusing on trying to reach the ropes to call for a break. He starts sliding, forcing Scotty to have to backstep just to keep the hold applied, but as he inches closer, Jax hops off the apron and stands at ringside, smiling at Leon as he pulls the bottom rope back and out of range! COLE He's just taunting him now, look at this! Jax mockingly waves Rodez on while still holding the rope back...until he's caught by Patrick! Nick Patrick shouts at Jax, who quickly releases the ropes and pleads his innocence! Sensing that Leon is going to be able to get the break, Scotty releases the hold and pulls Leon up, then rams his knee into the small of his back. He hooks Leon in an inverted facelock and lifts, but in mid-move Leon counters the reverse suplex with a reverse DDT, spiking Scotty's head on the canvas! CABOOSE Brilliant counter by Leon, using the momentum from Static's attempt to nail him with a move of his own! "LEEEEEE-ON!" "LEEEEEE-ON!" "LEEEEEE-ON!" COLE Listen to this crowd, rallying behind the champions! Rodez rolls onto his stomach and looks towards his corner, locking eyes with his partner. Zack, who has been kneeling on the apron slumped against the ropes, starts to come up to his feet, which pops the crowd huge! As the blood stains his face, Malibu comes up to a full standing position, and sticks his arm out for the tag! Candie calls to him and asks how he is, but he reassures her he's fine, as he stands in wait of Leon's tag. CABOOSE Zack is forcing himself to be there for Leon, but will the Usual Suspects be able to mount an offensive attack that will lead them to the win? COACH I don't think he's in any condition to finish this contest. The GPX are gonna take it, baybee! He's lost too much blood! Leon crawls, looking for his corner, while Static comes up holding his head. He turns to see Leon moving across the mat, and runs and delivers a basement dropkick to the side of Leon's head, then gets up and nails Zack, knocking him off balance! He then pulls Leon up and tugs on his arm, pulling him for a short arm clothesline...but Leon ducks under it and comes up behind Static...BLASTING HIM WITH A LUNGBLOWER~! COLE He wiped him out with that Lungblower, and now Leon needs to get to his corner! "LEEEE-ON!" "LEEEE-ON!" Rodez sits up and then turns, stretching his arm out towards his corner. Malibu, his face a crimson mask, stretches himself over the ropes, and both men try desperately to connect with the tag. Static isn't going to be able to get up in time, and Nick Patrick is making sure that Jax stays put, as Rodez gets closer and closer... ...AND MAKES THE TAG~! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" Zack steps into the ring, causing Jax to rush in illegally and cut him off...but Zack grabs him and drops him with a MAIN EVENT SPINEBUSTER~! Zack backs away, but winds up snagged by Static, as he's snapped with a Russian...NO! Zack elbows Scotty in the face and then spins around, dropping Scotty with a downward spiral with one swift motion! He rolls Scotty onto his back and hooks the leg, and this could be it! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! KICKOUT! CABOOSE Close call right there! Malibu stays focused, pulling Scotty up and using a powerb-NO! Static falls through, landing on his feet just inches in front of Zack, and takes a swing...but Malibu dodges the haymaker and grabs a full nelson, then spikes Scotty with a full nelson slam! Zack spins around, just in time to see Jax coming at him, and he scoops Johnny up...and slams him onto his own partner! COLE He just scoop slammed Johnny Jax ONTO Scotty Static! Jax rolls off of Static, and both GPX are hurting now, as Malibu circles the ring to the delight of the crowd. He paces himself, and waits for the GPX to get up ,then charges and blasts them with a double clothesline! Malibu is on edge now, waving them on to get to their feet, and starts peppering BOTH of them with jabs, fighting both Johnny and Scotty at the same time! After striking Scotty with a right hand, Malibu is jabbed in the eye by Johnny's thumb, and together the GPX send Zack to the ropes, ready for a double clothesline of their own...but Malibu swats his arm down and breaks their arms apart, nailing Johnny with a back elbow to stagger him and then kicking Scotty in the stomach, and grabbing him by the head. He leaps off the mat and swings himself around, planting both feet into Jax's chest and knocking him down again before coming down to the canvas with Scotty's head tucked under his arm, drilling him with a swinging DDT! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! NO! JOHNNY JAX MAKES THE SAVE! COLE Dammit, Jackson broke it up in the nick of time! Scotty breaks up the pin, and still will not leave the ring...so Rodez springs into action, diving from the top rope and into the ring with a huge crossbody! COACH It's breaking down big time! All four men are up on their feet and battling, and the Suspects take their respective GPX foes into opposite corners and hammer away; Malibu with punches and Leon with knife edge chops. Leon then backs away as Malibu launches Scotty across the ring, causing him to smash into Jax with an involuntary corner splash! He stumbles backwards, and then walks right into the waiting arms of Malibu, who hoists him up as Leon runs the ropes, and together the Suspects nail Static with a double team HART ATTACK~! COLE Leaping clothesline knocks Scotty out of the bearhug and to the canvas! The champs are going for the pin! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENO! JAX BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF ZACK'S HEAD! Jax gets up, pleased with himself...only to be BLASTED with a YAKUZA KICK from Leon that knocks him out through the ropes! Jax catches himself from falling, and starts to stand again using the ropes as a support, but Rodez notices and charges towards the corner, running up the ropes and then leaping to the outside, TAKING JOHNNY OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR WITH A FLYING HURACANRANA~! COACH YO~! CABOOSE I don't think EITHER of them are going to be getting up, which means it's down to Zack and Static! Both men are weary as they get to their feet, with Zack looking the worse for wear thanks to the earlier beltshot that split his forehead open. Scotty rocks him with a right hand, but Zack fires back. The two trade blows until Scotty catches Zack with a good shot to the bridge of the nose, knocking him against the ropes. Static pulls him up and sends him in, but Zack clings to the top rope and won't go. Scotty hits him with three chops to the chest that daze the popular superstar, and then pulls again, sending Zack into the far side...REVERSED...but Scotty hangs on instead of rebounding, and a rana attempt by Zack causes the preppy one to fall flat on his back hard! COLE Ugh, that couldn't have felt good! Static was able to avoid the attempt there, and now can capitalize and possibly bring home the gold to the Upstarts! Scotty watches on as Zack pushes up to his feet, nearly falling over in the process...but it's Scotty who catches him, as he grabs a rear waistlock and...NO! Zack starts fighting back, elbowing away to break as fast as he can, and then spins around, and plants Scotty with a German Suplex! He keeps it held, and rolls through with the move, lifting him up again and dropping him with another German! Malibu rolls through again, and by this point the fans are counting along, as Zack hits a THIRD German Suplex! He rolls through again, hitting a FOURTH one, but as he rolls through to his feet for the fifth attempt, Scotty elbows out of it, then spins around with a discus clothesline...DUCKED, and the arm is hooked...AND HE'S THROWN ONTO HIS HEAD WITH A HALF NELSON SUPLEX BY ZACK MALIBU~! CABOOSE HE COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK! COACH See, and THAT'S the kinda guy you stick up for? Malibu falls to both knees, while Static lays with his face buried in the canvas. Both men have exhausted all their efforts trying to one-up the other tonight. Their partners are down at ringside, and there is not much fight left in either of them. Malibu tilts his head, the blood dripping down onto the mat and staining it, while Scotty slowly lifts his head off the mat, favoring his neck. He sees Malibu worn down and hurting, and he slowly rises to his feet. Scotty inches closer, still holding his head with one hand... ...AND ZACK BURSTS UP AND BLASTS HIM WITH THE SCHOOL'S OUT~! COLE HE REELED HIM IN! CABOOSE Zack played possum! Scotty goes down like he's been shot, and Zack hooks a leg for insurrance, just to make sure this is it. ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DING! DING! DING! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, and STILL the OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE USUAL SUSSSSSSPECTSSSSSS! "Beverly Hills" hits as Zack rolls off the body of Static, and is tended to quickly by both Nick Patrick and Candie. Rodez gets up moments later, himself hurting from this exhausting contest, and he rolls into the ring to regroup with his partner and his ladyfriend. Patrick and Candie both help Zack up, and together they raise the arm of the man who got the pinfall. Leon then comes over and makes sure that Zack is still coherent, and with Patrick still holding onto Zack's hand, Zack and Candie each take one of Leon's hands and raise his arms up high, as this victory is just as much his. COLE What a matchup, definitely one for the ages, and one that The Upstarts feel they could do without. The Usual Suspects earn a hard fought victory two falls to one here tonight at World Without End, although I've got to say, there doesn't appear to be an end in sight just yet for this Civil War. COACH That ain't the last they'll see of the GPX, belie' dat! CABOOSE When did you become an informant? Taking lessons from Russo now? Candie holds the belts for her guys, and then passes them along when they all exit the ring. The three of them walk up the ramp, the two grapplers relishing in their victory despite their beaten states. Together they turn and raise the belts up over their heads, getting another loud pop from all of their fans, before heading to the back. COLE The tag team champions retain, but we know for a fact we'll have a new World Champion tonight. Fans, there is a lot more to be seen at World Without End, and we've got more for you right now! 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Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) For the final time tonight, we go to Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura...in the CROWD! The fans just about have their way with Schiavone, taunting him viciously. Not Jesse, though, the fans flocking to worship hizzoner. SCHIAVONE Jess, the match we've all came to see is finally upon. We're moments away from crowning a new World Heavyweight Champion. And I have a pretty good idea about the man you're picking. VENTURA Tony Brannigan all the way, Schiavone. What a travasty it is for that man not to have had a one on one rematch since losing the title in such a controversial matter. To paraphrase a line The Coach said tonight -- if Zack Malibu lost the World Title in a controversial match, I bet the OAOAST would be getting on the phones seconds after the defeat. SCHIAVONE We know who you're picking, Jesse. Now let's hear who some of our fans think will win. What's your name and where are you from? A boy, 7, wearing a Zack Malibu t-shirt answers: BOY Dan Black. That way Zack Malibu can get a shot and kick his ass for what he did to Candie! VENTURA What about you? A TEENAGE GIRL, showing a lot of skin in a tight black top answers: TEENAGE GIRL Tony Brannigan. Marry me Tony! I love you! Whooooooo! SCHIAVONE What about you, sir? A YOUNG MALE REPUBLICIAN, in a suit and tie answers: YOUNG REPUBLICIAN Stephen Joseph. And we can make it happen. Heh Heh Heh. VENTURA Last one. Yes, you. A YOUNG FEMALE DEMOCRAT, sporting a "Impeach Bush" t-shirt and glasses answers: VENTURA Let me guess. Peter Knight? YOUNG DEMOCRAT Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh! How'd you know? VENTURA I'm Jesse Ventura. Knight will be happy to know at least you don't look like a dog. VENTURA What about you, Schiavone? Who you pickin'? SCHIAVONE I like Peter Knight, as a matter of fact. I think he's learned a lot from his World Title match last month at Dirty Deeds. And with that, for Jesse "The Bod-- VENTURA President Ventura. SCHIAVONE I'm Tony Schiavone. Saying we'll see you next month at November Reign. Now let's go over to Triple C at Sofa Central. COLE Thanks, Tony and Jesse. Great working with you once again. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for one of the most crucial matches in OAOAST history. The Heavyweight Championship of the World is on the line, and four men each have the chance to take it home tonight. CABOOSE With the dividing lines in the OAOAST at present, one of the sides could gain a huge advantage tonight. With the title, comes the power. Three of these men are extremely familiar with each other, one is not. COACH That's right. Brannigan and Black have both gone many rounds with Stephen Joseph over the years, but none of those three has gone up against Peter Knight before. Now obviously Black and Brannigan will work together, but will Knight join up with them or go it alone? And has Calvin Szechstein stacked the deck too far in favour of the Originals with the inclusion of both members of Black T? CABOOSE The World Title is on the line. Tony Brannigan had a brief run with the gold that must have only whetted his appetite for more. Dan Black has worked and sweated for many years here in the OAOAST, and this is his first major chance at the big one. I know Tony and Dan are extremely close, but who can tell what will happen in a high pressure environment such as this? COLE It's elimination rules. Two men in the ring at the same time, able to tag out to any other man. There is a strict ringside ban in place - anyone breaking that ban faces loosing their job. Calvin wants a worthy winner tonight, just as we all do. It's been trying times in the OAOAST of late, but you're about to see four men, love them or hate them, who will put it all on the line tonight for that World Title. Make no mistake about that. The lights go out. A spotlight falls upon the centre of the ring. Into it steps legendary announcer Michael Buffer, to a warm reception. He nods appreciation, before simply delivering his trademark: "Are you ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLEEEEEEEEEE!" Cue: “Simply Ravishing” The lights flash up as the crowd rises to cheer a man who has won the public over with his gutsy performances of late. Tony Brannigan swaggers out, dressed in a shimmering gold robe, and raises his hands in a gesture of acceptance of the fans appreciation. He walks slowly down to the ring, signalling his intentions via the universal "I want the belt" hand signal across his waist. Cue: "Quiet" The expansive mood turns darker, as the "Ice Heart" Dan Black emerges. No gold here; Dan has foregone any extra attire, wearing just short trunks, one leg black, the other white, with black elbow pads and boots. The fans are rather less welcoming to Black, although he manages not to get booed from all quarters as was the case just a few months ago. Black doesn't bother to acknowledge the crowd in any case, walking straight to the ring and sliding in. He stands before Tony Brannigan and the two share a small, tight smile. Cue: “Oh Hell Yeah!” The crowd is all approval again as Peter Knight comes out with a huge grin on his face! Knight walks confidently to the ring with his X Title belt around his waist. Cue: “It Ain’t Over For Me” Stephen Joseph, self proclaimed most hated man in OAOAST history, comes out with a less than concilatory gesture - a single finger salute to all sides of the arena. Not the most subtle of messages, but the fans are inclined to scream their lungs out in abuse anyway. Smiling with utter confidence, Stephen Joseph Popick climbs up the ringsteps and into the ring to meet his opponents, now one in each corner with Earl Hebner and Buffer in the middle of the ring. BUFFER The following contest is your main event of the evening, the four way elimination match for the World! Heavyweight! Championship! The crowd approves! BUFFER Introducing first, from Hollywood, California, weighing 272lbs, he is a multi time former tag team champion and former Heavyweight Champion of the World - The one and only, the "Body", Tony BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANIGAN! Tony removes his robe to screams of approval from the females and more higher voiced men in the crowd, revealing simple, deep red tights with the OAOAST title belt printed around his waist. COLE Tony has a chance to become a 2-time champ, and with all his experience and ability, I would have to make him my favourite to win. CABOOSE Shockingly, that's not a bad pick at all. He has the strength and the technical ability. COACH But does he have the cardio conditioning to go through three falls? CABOOSE Tony's a big man and no doubt he may have spent more time on his muscles than his lungs in the past, but this year he's gotten into good shape. It'll still be a test, undoubtedly. BUFFER Our next competitor hails from London, England, weighing in at 241lbs, also a former multi time tag champion and a holder of numerous singles titles both in OAOAST and around the world - one of the finest technical wrestlers ever seen in the OAOAST, the British Legend, the "Ice Heart" Daaaaaaan BLLLLLLLLLAAAAAACK! Black raises his arm briefly, before shaking hands with Tony Brannigan, pointedly ignoring the other two men. COACH Mikey, you picked Brannigan as your favourite - for obvious reason, let's be honest - but what about Dan Black? He's got to be even hungrier than Brannigan, he's not had a World Title shot since 2003, when he was wrestling as Mystery Eskimo! COLE Maybe, but that could count against him. Although he's obviously an experienced wrestler, he hasn't been in this type of high pressured situation before. CABOOSE I think Black will thrive on that pressure. Ever since he ditched the Eskimo gimmick, he's been all about wanting to prove to people that his career is much more than a joke gimmick. He has a vicious edge that Brannigan perhaps doesn't. I’m going to pick Black to win. BUFFER Next, from Fall River, Massachusetts, weighing 265 pounds, he is the current X Division Champion of the World, Peterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr KNIGHT! The X Champ bobs on the spot, stretches back his huge shoulders and grins. Brannigan may be concealing nerves behind his showmanship, and Black behind his icy front, but Knight looks utterly at ease, now leaning back against the ropes. COLE Peter Knight is something of the wildcard of this match, as none of the other 3 are familiar with him. Like Dan Black, he's not been in the main event too often, but he doesn't have any of Black's desperation. Will that count for or against him? CABOOSE Knight's big, tough and uncomplicated. He's not going to have any demons on his shoulder during this match. He can wrestle without distractions, without hatred of his opponents, and that could actually be a big advantage. BUFFER And finally, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing 225lbs, he is the self proclaimed most hated man in OAOAST history, a manipulator and a player, a multi time title holder, this is Stephen JOOOO-SEEEEPH! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" SJ raises his hands high and throws back his head, revelling in the contempt of the fans. He then steps into the middle of the ring and looks each of his opponents up and down, shaking his head dismissively. CABOOSE Well here's one man I can tell you definitely won't win this. His arrogance has always been in inverse proportion to his talent. COLE He's certainly the least ring ready of the four. And he's bound to be a target for both members of Black T. If Peter Knight gets onside with them, Stephen Joseph could be the first one out. COACH You may be right, but you're forgetting one thing - SJ is smart. Who else could have gotten himself into a World Title match only a few months after being back in the company? This match is going to be about more than just muscle and sweat, it's going to take strategy too. SJ can do that. He's my pick. COLE Well, the introductions are over, the great Buffer has left the ring. Our senior official Earl Hebner is checking each of the wrestler's over, explaining the rules - and it looks like we're going to get Dan Black and Peter Knight in the ring to start this thing. Hebner calls for the bell as SJ and Tony Brannigan take up opposite corners. *DING DING* COACH Here we go! The future of the OAOAST is on the line! Before the match starts, we cut quickly to a shot of the locker room backstage. Multiple OAOAST stars are clustered before a big screen TV to watch the match. We see Zack Malibu, the GPX, Leon Rodez amongst many others. Even Jivin’ JR is back, with a huge bucket of chicken in front of him. Black and Knight meet in the centre of the ring, making eye contact for the briefest of seconds before thrusting their bodies forward into a firm collar and elbow tie up. Black tries to move PK back, but Knight uses his weight advantage to power Black into one of the empty corners, where Hebner calls for the break. He counts to four, and Knight slowly backs off, arms raised to emphasise the clean break. Black lets Knight move away without going for a cheap shot. Back into the middle of the squared circle, and Black circles Knight watchfully. Knight is in a ready stance, and so when Dan comes sliding in low, trying to grab his leg, he's able to spin away to safety. Black up to one knee with a thoughtful look on his face. He rises, and they lock up again. Again, Knight starts to use his strength advantage, but Black counters this with a simple raised knee to the gut. Dan then grabs Knight's arm around and applies a wrist lock, exerting pressure as he twists the hand up. Knight is bent forward slightly, but able to start walking towards the ropes. Black stops him by applying pressure to the back of Knight's left knee with his boot, forcing him down to one knee, from where Dan drops the wrist lock and wraps on a side headlock with fingers firmly locked together. COLE Simple holds being used by Dan Black to start things off. CABOOSE I think a slow start is to be expected - none of these four want to burn out in the opening ten minutes. Stamina is going to be key factor here. Black using an ordinary headlock is smart; it’s the kind of hold that can wear down an opponent. Knight, still on one knee, starts to push himself into an upright position, and then tries to push Black off to the ropes, but Dan's hold is vice like, and despite a couple of forced steps he remains in control. Knight tries again, but Black won't let go. Knight tries a different tactic, and, putting his arms around Dan's waist, lifts him high up and hits him with a belly to back suplex! Knight tries to get up, but Black still has the headlock applied! With both men on their back, Dan suddenly rolls over onto Knight's chest, hooking his own leg under Knight's and pulling them up into a pin attempt! ONE! TWO! Knight kicks out strongly and Dan rolls away from him. Knight back up to one knee, and Black is on him with the headlock again! The crowd is split on this, half approving of Dan's tenacious tactics, the other half wanting things to kick into a higher gear. This time Knight reacts quickly, and is able to shove Black off to the ropes. He rebounds and ducks Knight's thrown lariat, swinging behind and grabbing a waistlock, before dropping his arms down around Knight's knees and flipping his legs out from under him, landing Knight face down on the mat. Dan scoots up the big man and locks on another side headlock! Knight slams the mat in frustration as he strains against the hold. COLE Peter Knight starting to become a little annoyed, perhaps, at Dan Black's approach here. Knight likes to hit the power moves, not struggle against headlocks. CABOOSE Knight might want to tag out here and regroup somewhat. I'd like to see him tag Tony Brannigan in, see how Black T is going to play this. Knight is fighting up to his feet again, but before he can fight back Dan just drops the hold and drives an elbow into his gut, followed by a stinging European uppercut. Black then uses a snapmare takeover to flip Knight to the mat in a sitting position. Dan fires a hard kick between his shoulder blades, followed by another. Half the arena winces as the sounds of boot on spine. Dan smoothes back his hair and delivers a third stiff kick, then applies a headlock! This seems like the final straw for Knight. Adrenaline flowing from the pain of the kicks, he rises to his feet and just shoves Black off and away. Dan goes flying to the ropes where Tony Brannigan has to leap away to avoid a collision. Black turns, as Knight charges in and sends him over the top rope to the floor with a clothesline! The crowd yells its approval as Knight climbs over the top rope and lands next to Dan, grabbing him up and sending him straight back down again with a hard forearm strike to the jaw. Tony Brannigan is about to drop down from the apron, but Hebner grabs his arm, telling him to stay out of it. With Hebner distracted, Black takes advantage by poking Knight straight in the eye as PK raises the Ice Heart to his feet. The fans let Black know what they think of this, but he pays no heed and instead just whips Knight into the side of the ring, before lighting him up with a pectoral splitting knife edge chop that echoes through the arena. "Woooooo!" Black rocks back, ready to deliver another chop...but as he flings his hand towards Knight he suddenly stops...and uses the arm to put on a headlock! Black grins as the crowd boos. Hebner has now reached the limit of his patience and starts to count both men out. Black allows him to reach seven before rolling Knight back into the ring and following. Black and Knight rise at the same time and Knight clocks Black with a closed hand punch that Hebner warns him about. Black staggers away but is ready with a hard chop as Knight tries to reel him in. Dan tries to whip Knight to the ropes, but the bigger man reverses it. Black rebounds at speed and Knight just ducks down and flips Black high up and over with a back drop. Dan bounces off the canvas and scrambles up, clutching his back. He runs in at PK, who meets him with a lariat that floors the Ice Heart. PK covers but Black shoves him off at the count of one and rolls away to Tony Brannigan's corner, where Brannigan gives him a few words of advice. COLE Peter Knight starting to disrupt Black's careful approach, and Black looking to his friend and tag partner Tony Brannigan for guidance. CABOOSE I wonder if Black might consider tagging Brannigan in here - Tony is more able to match power with Knight. If Black T operate as a tag team in this match, things are going to be pretty tough for Knight and Popick. Dan doesn't tag Tony however, instead circling around the ring, eyes fixed on Knight. As Black passes Stephen Joseph's corner, however, he turns and SLAPS SJP hard across the face! SJ comes into the ring furiously, but Dan backs off behind Earl Hebner, telling the official that it was just an overenthusiastic tag. Black grins his way to the apron as the crowd starts up a chant informing Stephen Joseph that he got bitch slapped! SJ is still arguing with Hebner when Peter Knight grabs him and shuts his mouth with a forearm shot and a knee to the gut. Knight grabs SJ in a front facelock and tries for a suplex, but SJ stomps his foot twice, shrugs off his hold and whips PK into a vacant corner. Stephen Joseph follows him in and connects with a corner clothesline, then whips Knight all the way across the ring to the other empty corner. SJ again charges in, but Knight gets a boot up. SJ staggers away, and Knight comes after him, locking on a waistlock. He tries for a German suplex, but Stephen Joseph gets his foot behind PK’s own to block it. Knight drops the waistlock and fires hard forearm shots into the upper back of Popick. PK grabs a hold of SJ across the shoulders and sweeps his legs out, driving him down hard to the mat with a side Russian legsweep. Knight goes to grapevine Popick’s legs, but he kicks him away. COACH Knight going for that Ace in the Hole submission hold. That could eliminate any of his opponents. COLE Well, all the men in this match have potent finishing maneuvers. They’re all on guard against making a mistake and falling victim to one in these opening exchanges. Both men up, and SJ gets the first blow in, stunning Knight and allowing him to torque on a wristlock. Knight quickly counters however, showing his agility by executing a forwards roll to weaken Popick’s grip and then countering to an arm bar of his own. Knight shakes the arm sharply, snapping the joint and causing Popick to grimace in pain. Knight brings Popick over to Tony Brannigan’s corner, where the former World Champion tags himself in on Knight’s shoulder. In the four seconds Hebner allows Knight to remain, Brannigan fires a series of hard punches into Popick’s exposed arm. Brannigan then takes over on the armbar, but Popick quickly grabs the ropes before he can be drawn back into the ring. Hebner counts the break, and as Brannigan lets go Stephen Joseph gets in a cheap shot. The crowd boos as Popick slugs Brannigan down to a kneeling position, then runs the ropes and connects with a knee to the side of Tony’s head that sends him down to the mat. SJ takes a moment to pose, which proves to be a mistake as Brannigan quickly pulls himself back up, shaking his head clear. Popick turns back to Brannigan, who greats him with a hard scoop slam, followed by an elbow drop right to the sternum. Tony brings SJ up, grabs him around the waist and picks him up, before driving him across the ring hard into the turnbuckles. Brannigan spins SJ around and delivers a headbutt into the small of his back, before hitting a textbook belly to back suplex. Tony doesn’t go for a pin, however, instead grabbing Stephen Joseph’s legs and turning him right over into a Boston Crab! CABOOSE Brannigan wasting no time in targeting the back of Popick. His Out of Body Experience spinebuster will be even more potent on a weakened back. Hebner asks Popick if he wants to quit, and gets told “no” in strong language. He crawls forward and grabs the bottom ropes. Tony makes the break, but is right back after SJ, whipping him to the ropes – but Brannigan telegraphs a back drop attempt, and SJ kicks him hard in the chest as he’s bent over. Popick kicks him again, and then tries for a DDT, but Tony resists, and counters into a Northern Lites suplex! ONE! TWO! SJ kicks out. Brannigan up first and draws SJ to his feet, bringing Popick over to Black’s corner, where he tags the Ice Heart. Black in with a European uppercut, and whips SJ to the ropes. Dan tries to spin SJ over into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Popick slips out and lands on his feet. Black tries a chop but Popick ducks under it and runs the ropes, coming back at Black but just getting an armdrag from the Englishman that sends him sliding across the ring. Popick up and chops Black hard! Dan returns the favour, and the two exchange stiff knife edge blows until Black steps to one side to evade a chop and tries to drag the arm down into the Heart of Ice crosssface! Popick goes down to one knee but Dan can’t force it further. Black instead lifts Stephen Joseph up and applies a full nelson, looking for a Dragon suplex, but SJ quickly raises and grabs his own leg, pulling down to break Black’s grip. SJ then throws a back elbow, and snaps Dan down to the mat with a simple neckbreaker. Stephen Joseph grabs Black up with a handful of hair and locks of a front facelock. He hoists Dan high into the air and drops him down hard with a brainbuster! SJ floats over into the cover: ONE! TWO! Black kicks out. SJ rolls Dan up to his feet and clocks him with a European uppercut, Black’s own strike of choice. SJ with a snapmare takeover and quickly dropkicks Dan in the back of the head while he’s in a seated position. Black starts to roll over to Tony Brannigan’s corner, but Popick cuts him off, pulling him back and up in the middle of the ring. SJ with another Euro uppercut attempt, but Black raises his arm to block it and hooks SJ’s arm around into a hammerlock! Black then throws a couple of raised knee strikes into Popick’s back, spins him around and body slams him with the arm still locked behind SJ! COLE Stephen Joseph’s use of the European uppercut cost him the advantage there. He needs to concentrate on his own game, not taunt Black by using his moves. COACH It’s all part of his mind games, Cole. I don’t think he’ll mind getting caught at all. Black brings SJ to his feet and tags in Tony Brannigan. Black T whip Popick to the ropes and knock him down hard with a double shoulder block. Brannigan lands a leg drop across the throat of their hated rival, while Black drops an elbow to the sternum. As Hebner gets Black out of the ring, Brannigan rolls SJ up and applies a standing headscissors, looking for a piledriver, but its too early and Popick has the energy to grab Brannigan’s legs, blocking the move. Tony instead whips SJ to the ropes and catches him in a sweetly executed powerslam into cover: ONE! TWO! Kick out! Brannigan brings Popick up and staggers him with a hard right hand, then wraps his arms around SJ’s midsection and lifts him up and over, slamming him into the mat with a gut wrench suplex. Brannigan grabs Popick up once more and tags back to Dan Black. COLE Black and Brannigan really are starting to operate like a tag team now, working together so neither has to spend too long in the ring. CABOOSE Its the obvious tactic. They stay warm and loose while Peter Knight cools on the outside. Brannigan hooks Popick’s arms back, allowing Black to kick him in the gut before whipping him into the corner. Dan runs in with a jumping forearm strike, and then lifts Popick into a sitting position on the top rope. Black runs around to the other side of the ring, and then sprints in at Stephen Joseph, leaping up athletically and delivering a jumping European uppercut to SJ! His head snaps back with the force of the blow, and Dan climbs up after him, standing on the 2nd rope, grabbing a front face lock and executing a superplex all the way down to the mat! Popick shouts in pain, arching his back in reflex against the hard impact on the canvas. Black rolls over into a cover: ONE! TWO! TH- SJ kicks out and sits up, a determined look on his face. Black grabs him by the neck and both men get to their feet. Dan with a couple of chops, and then hoists Stephen Joseph onto his shoulders, perhaps looking for a Death Valley Driver, but SJ fights out of his grip and falls to the mat behind Black. SJ slugs Dan in the back of the neck with a forearm, before quickly wrapping his arm around Black’s neck and snapping him hard to the mat with a reverse DDT. Popick decides against a cover, getting to his feet and moving slowly over to Peter Knight’s corner…but then changes his mind, and runs to the opposite corner, slapping Tony Brannigan on the shoulder and tagging him in! Before Tony can react, Popick has ducked out of the ring. Earl Hebner orders Tony into the ring. Dan Black is up on his feet, and seeing Brannigan tagged in, turns to make his own tag out to Peter Knight, but Knight drops off the apron, shaking his head. COLE Looks like Knight has had enough of Black T working together too! He wants them to go at it! CABOOSE Of course he does. At the moment, Dan and Tony are only dealing with two opponents each rather than three. Hebner yells again at Tony to get in the ring, and he obeys slowly. The crowd starts up a rhythmic clapping, urging Black T to go at it, a never before seen sight in an OAOAST ring. Dan and Tony meet in the middle of the ring and exchange a few words and smiles, before backing off and starting to circle each other. COACH They’re actually going to compete against each other? CABOOSE Well, both men are proud athletes. I can’t believe that deep down there isn’t a part of both men that would love to prove who the better man in Black T is. The two long time friends lock up, arms and legs straining for an advantage. Brannigan, the taller and stronger man, leans down on Black, pushing him back into Peter Knight’s corner. Knight is still watching from the floor, so there’s no easy tag out for either man. Hebner counts the break, and its clean, unsurprisingly. Another lock up, and this time Dan Black pushes Brannigan into the opposite corner for another clean break. COLE Seems like something of a stalemate here. Popick and Knight won’t get into position to tag in, but Black and Brannigan don’t look like they’re going to inflict any damage on each other. A third lock up, and this time Black switches out of it into a waistlock on Brannigan. Tony counters to his own, which Black breaks and moves into a hammerlock on the former Champ. Brannigan throws a weak looking back elbow to break it, and tries to whip Black to the ropes. Dan reverses, but Brannigan reverses again to send Dan to the cables at high speed. Black comes back like a rocket, and Brannigan steps aside at the last minute, only for Black to dive out over the top rope, crashing into Stephen Joseph on the floor! Black crushes Popick into the guard rail, and both men hit the floor hard. The crowd yells its approval, along with Tony Brannigan, who then rolls out of the ring and grabs Stephen Joseph up and whips him hard into the steel ring steps! Brannigan then helps Dan up. Peter Knight comes around, stomping on SJ on his way, and gets in Brannigan’s face. “Afraid to fight one on one?” Knight asks loudly, to which Brannigan rests Black back on the guard rail and slugs him right in the jaw! Knight fires back, and the two big men exchange a series of bone breaking blows on the outside. Knight gets the advantage and goes to slam Tony’s head into the ring post, but Brannigan raises a boot against it to block it. Black picks himself back up and goes to help Tony, but Stephen Joseph is up and tackles him to the ground, throwing punches at his head. Earl Hebner starts a count: ”ONE!” ”TWO!” COLE Both members of Black T could get counted out here! They’re the legal men! CABOOSE I wonder if Knight and Popick will try and take that short cut? PK tries again to slam Brannigan into the post, but the “Body” resists once more, then elbows Knight in the gut to move him away. Brannigan grabs PK and smashes his head onto the ring apron! “FOUR!” ”FIVE!” Black is trying to get back into the ring, but Stephen Joseph is hanging on to his legs! Brannigan moves over to help, but Knight attacks from behind with a lariat to the back of the head that floors Tony! “SEVEN!” ”EIGHT!” COLE C’mon, we can’t lose two competitors like this! Black kicks Popick away from him and nails Knight with a savage headbutt right between the eyes! “NINE!” Black rolls into the ring! COACH He’s sacrificing Brannigan so he can stay in the match! ”T-“ Hebner’s final shout is cut off as Black covers his mouth with his hand! Hebner’s eyes bulge and he struggles against Dan! On the outside, Tony Brannigan struggles to his feet and rolls back into the ring, whereupon Black releases the aggrieved official! Black smiles and nods apologetically, and seems to have convinced Hebner not to outright DQ him in such an important match. COACH Well that was certainly a unique solution from Black. And brave too. Imagine touching Hebner’s mouth! Peter Knight has climbed onto the apron, and Black takes advantage of his distracted state by tagging him in. COLE And thus ends the Black T confrontation. Not the conflict we hoped for, Caboose? CABOOSE Plenty of time for conflict, Mikey. Brannigan meets Knight coming in with a boot to the stomach and whips him to the ropes. Knight comes back to a shoulder block that doesn’t knock him down. PK fires up and gestures for Brannigan to try again. Tony runs the ropes and drives his shoulder into PK’s. Again no movement. Brannigan shrugs and gestures for PK to try. Knight accepts the challenge and charges Tony – who steps aside and drop toe holds Knight down to the mat instead! The crowd applauds Brannigan’s sneaky ploy, as Tony lands the sole of his big boot onto Knight’s skull a couple of times, before dragging him up. Knight surprises Tony by shrugging of his grip and landing a boot to the gut, then a knee lift that has Brannigan reeling. Knight grabs Tony and with an effort lifts him up into a gorilla press! The crowd is wowed by this display of strength, as Knight steadies himself and then drops Tony headfirst onto a turnbuckle! Brannigan is draped, stunned, across the ropes, and Knight quickly grabs a waistlock and hits big German suplex, holding the bridge! ONE! TWO! THR – Dan Black comes in and breaks it up! COLE And there’s still no doubt that Black T are still on the same page. CABOOSE You don’t expect to see pins broken up in an elimination match. That’s got to frustrate Knight. Indeed, Knight is on his feet and yelling at Black, who exits the ring with a smug grin. PK turns back to Brannigan and whips him to the ropes, where Stephen Joseph moves along the apron to raise a knee for Brannigan to collide with. Tony staggers forward, and PK gives him a DDT. Knight brings Brannigan up and tags Stephen Joseph. SJ in with a couple of forearm shots, and tries for a snap suplex, but Brannigan blocks it and reverses to his own! Popick is driven to the mat hard, as Tony gets up and gives the crowd the ole snake hips! Brannigan then steps out on to the apron and climbs to the top ropes! COACH What’s he doing?! Tony Brannigan isn’t a high flyer! Tony balances a little precariously on the top rope, before rising to a standing position and leaping off with a huge elbow drop right to the chest of Stephen Joseph! Cover! ONE! TWO! THREE! No! Popick with a shoulder up at the last second! COLE High risk move from Tony Brannigan! He obviously feels its time to start putting his opponents away. We’re a good way into this match and still no eliminations. Tony scrapes SJ up, wringing out his elbow as he does so, and keeps him stunned with a hard right hand. Brannigan applies a standing headscissors, lifts SJ up – and hits a nasty looking Attitude Adjustment piledriver! Cover! ONE! TWO! THREE! No! Kick out again! COACH Say what you want about Stephen Joseph, but he has as much determination as any of the others to win the title. Brannigan slams the mat in frustration…and heads up to the top rope once more! Dan Black looks on in concern as Brannigan tries for a big legdrop off the top – and Stephen Joseph rolls aside! Brannigan clutches his leg in pain, as SJ moves to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up. SJ then moves over to tag to Peter Knight – but Dan Black runs in and pulls him away! Tired of Black T’s game plan, Peter Knight runs in and attacks Black, the two slugging it out by the ropes. Tony Brannigan grabs Popick up and sets him for the Rude Awakening, but Knight chooses that moment to whip Black across the ring, and Dan collides hard head first with Brannigan! Black falls away, clutching his head, seemingly blinded by the impact, as Hebner gets Knight out of the ring. Stephen Joseph gets to his feet and shoves Brannigan into Black this time! Black turns and hits Tony with a Black Out stunner! COLE What the hell?! He didn’t mean to do that, did he? Popick covers Brannigan, hooking up his leg and getting extra leverage from the tights, straining with all his body to pin Tony’s shoulders down! ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING DING* BUFFER Tony Brannigan has been eliminated! Brannigan slowly sits up, a look of horror and disbelief on his face! He turns to Hebner, who confirms it, and then Dan Black, who’s on the floor, clutching his head still! Brannigan takes an unsteady step towards Dan, but Hebner is pushing him out of the ring so the match can continue. COACH Black just took out his own friend! His tag partner! COLE Well, I don’t think he knew what he was doing. He’d taken a knock to the head, and then when Popick pushed Tony into him, he must have assumed it was another attack. COACH Are you sure? Or has Dan just been waiting for an opportunity like that all match? If Dan planned what happened, he’s a great actor. Black looks horrified as he sees Brannigan exiting. Stephen Joseph grins smugly – and rolls Dan up from behind! Hebner turns to count! ONE! TWO! THREE! No! Black kicks out! COACH Stephen Joseph almost taking out both members of Black T within a minute! Brannigan is slowly making his way backstage, still looking distraught. CABOOSE I wonder what he’ll have to say to Black later? COLE Maybe if Dan wins the title, he can give Tony the first shot at it. COACH Well, we’re down to three, and now it’s every man for himself. Popick and Black to their feet, and Black slugs away angrily at SJ, abandoning his usual crisp uppercuts and chops in favour of hammering punches. Dan with a boot to the gut, and tries for his Black Out stunner on the right target this time, but SJ pushes him off to the ropes. Black bounces back and rolls under Popick’s swing, hooking his arms around SJ’s neck in a full nelson and lifting him up and over, dropping him on his head and neck with a Dragon suplex! ONE! TWO! THREE – kick out! Black bodyslams SJ into the middle of the ring and climbs to the top rope. The crowd buzzes as he stands upright and then leaps off high through the air, arms outstretched, coming down head first onto Stephen Joseph with a huge swandive headbutt! The impact of skull on skull leaves both men clutching their heads in agony, but Black manages to roll over and hook up a leg: ONE! TWO! THRE – No! SJ kicks out again! COLE Black really unloading on Popick! Clearly he blames SJ for Tony Brannigan’s elimination. COACH Stephen Joseph didn’t break any rules. Black just screwed up. If it wasn’t deliberate. Dan brings a groggy SJ to his feet and double underhooks his arms, looking for his Pitch Black (Angel’s Wings), but as he lifts and rotates, SJ kicks and lands his feet back on the mat. With a determined effort Popick backdrops Dan up and over. SJ remains on top for a pinning position: ONE! TWO! Black kicks out, and both men get to their feet. Black with a swing and a miss, and SJ drags him into a backslide pin: ONE! TWO! TH – Black kicks out. Both up and SJ with the first strike this time, a short jab to the throat that knocks the air out of Dan and allows Stephen Joseph to lift Black up in a suplex position, but just drop him down gut first on the top rope. With Black momentarily balanced on the cable, SJ then grabs his head and DDT’s him down to the mat from the elevated position! Popick pulls Black away from the ropes for the cover: ONE! TWO! THREE! No! Dan throws up a shoulder. COLE Black took that right on his head! A DDT with his legs on the top rope – that’s got to have Dan in trouble now. CABOOSE And Peter Knight on the apron must be enjoying this. Black and Popick are throwing big moves at each other, wearing each other down, while Knight just waits to pick up the pieces. Stephen Joseph brings Black to his feet and locks on an abdominal stretch. COLE Popick smartly putting pressure on Black while giving himself time to get some air. Dan tries to get to the ropes, but Stephen Joseph holds him in place, stretching out the chest and stomach of Black so that he’s scowling in pain. After a minute or so, Dan manages to get his arm free and uses back elbows to break the hold, winding Stephen Joseph in the process. Black runs the ropes and comes back with a leap over SJ’s crouched form, dragging him over with a sunset flip! ONE! TWO! THREE! No! Both men up, and exchange right hand blows. Black gains the upper hand, and goes behind Stephen Joseph, locking his arms around Popick’s waist and lifting him up, driving him over and down into the mat with a big German suplex! Black rolls through it and grabs SJ’s arms back – Tiger suplex! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! Popick with the kick out once again! Both men remain down as Peter Knight extends his hand, wanting into the match, not caring who reaches him first. Both Black and Popick see him, and start to crawl over! COLE Who’s going to get the tag! CABOOSE What a useful comment, Cole. Both men go for the tag – and referee Hebner rules that Stephen Joseph made it! Knight climbs into the ring to a big pop from the crowd as Dan Black rises, and hits him with a pair of hard forearm shots. Black is staggered and unable to fight back as Knight whips him to the ropes and hits him with a big sidewalk slam as Dan returns. ONE! TWO! TH- Black throws up a shoulder. Knight brings him off the canvas, applies a front facelock and lifts Dan into the vertical suplex position. He holds him there, the blood rushing to Black’s head, for a good twenty seconds, before finally dropping back to complete the suplex. Knight twists to one side, keeping his hold on Dan, and lifts him upright once again! This time Knight keeps Black up for even longer, the crowd counting along and reaching twenty five before PK plunges Black to the mat! Again, Knight rolls Black up and lifts him into a vertical suplex position, but now wastes no time in planting Dan down face first into the canvas with a Falcon Arrow! Cover! ONE! TWO! THREE! No! Dan raises a shoulder just inches off the mat to halt the count. Knight brings Black up and twists on an arm bar, before going to work on the exposed shoulder with a series of jabs and elbow strikes. Knight whips Black to the ropes and as he comes back drags him down into a Fujiwara armbar! Knight clamps back on the arm, straining the joint with all his considerable strength! Black shakes his head when Hebner asks him the question, but his teethe are gritted in agony. The crowd encourages Knight, sensing that a worn down Black may give it up. Dan shifts his body, and manages to just touch the bottom rope with the tip of his boot. Knight breaks the hold, and waits for Black to get to his feet. Dan tries to make it along the rope to tag Stephen Joseph, but SJ doesn’t want to know, and Knight intercepts Black with a knee to the gut. He grabs the Fujiwara-d arm and executes a Divorce Court arm bar take down! Knight stomps the arm a few times, and then just drags Black up by it. A jaw bruising forearm strike, and PK whips Dan hard into a corner. COACH Knight just starting to demolish Black here. He’s got momentum with him. CABOOSE I don’t want either of these men eliminated. How can Popick have a chance at the World Title? It’s just not right. Knight charges in at Black, but Dan rolls aside and PK hits the buckles. Dan slams Knight’s head onto the top turnbuckle, and steps onto the apron to climb up to the top. He reaches down and pulls Knight up with him, underhooking both Knight’s arms! COLE Black’s going for his Pitch Black off the top! COACH That would be a Pepsi Plunge. Oh yeah, the Coach loves the Indies! Knight fights back, trying to backdrop Dan down to the ring, but Black slams a flurry of punches into his back and neck, and Knight subsides. With a huge effort, Black picks Knight up and drops him all the way down into the ring with a Pepsi Plunge! The big man lands on his head and doesn’t move! Black is on his back, eyes wide and breathing hard with the effort of the move! The crowd roars! COLE He did it! He hit Knight with a huge move, that’s got to be it for Peter Knight! It takes a moment for Dan to roll over to Knight, and another for him to slowly force PK over onto his back, but the cover comes: ONE! TWO! THREE! No! Knight kicks out! The fans are shocked, but not more so than Dan Black, who falls back with his head in his hands in dismay. COLE Knight kicked out! CABOOSE What do they pay you for? Anyway, Knight hasn’t wrestled a lot of this match. Clearly, he had enough left in the tank. Black is struggling to his feet. He staggers towards Stephen Joseph’s corner, wanting a tag to give himself time to recover. Black stretches out his arm – and instead of tagging it, SJ grabs it, and slams it down on the top rope! Black grabs it away in pain, but SJ enters the ring, grabs the stunned Black in and nails him with a big shoulderbreaker! SJ puts the boots to the shoulder and upper arm of Black until Hebner finally manages to eject him again! COLE What a cheap assault from Popick! Black is on the mat, clutching at his arm. Peter Knight is starting to move, and Dan forces himself to his feet too. Black attacks from behind, dragging Knight down into the Heart of Ice crossface! Dan, face white with effort, hauls back on the hold, wrenching back PK’s neck. Knight shouts in pain, and tries to move, but he’s right in the middle of the ring and the ropes are a long way away! The fans buzz, sensing a tap out – but suddenly Black relinquishes the hold! COACH That injured arm gave out on him! There’s no strength to keep the hold applied! Before Dan can move away, PK fires into life, sitting up and grabbing his right arm into the Fujiwara once more! COLE And Knight slips right back into that arm bar! The pain has got to be unbearable! Black’s arm is bent at a sick angle, the muscles visibly strained and taught. Knight’s forehead is glistening with sweat as he rips at the joint. Dan tries to move, somewhere, anywhere, but Knight’s hold is vice like… And Hebner calls for the bell! *DING DING* BUFFER Dan Black has been eliminated! COACH Black submitted! COLE Or he passed out. CABOOSE Either way, it doesn’t matter. That arm took a lot of punishment, and that little attack from Popick was the final straw. We’re down to two men. The next OAOAST World Champ is Peter Knight or Stephen Joseph. If it wouldn’t cost me my job, I’d get in the ring myself to make sure it wasn’t Popick. Knight is on his back, breathing heavily, trying to suck in enough air to recover from taking the Plunge, and then the effort of defeating Black. Tony Brannigan comes down to ringside once more. Dan has rolled out of the ring and is slumped on the floor. Brannigan looks down at Black…. ….and with a sigh picks him up and supports the barely conscious Black on his shoulder, taking him to the back. COACH Aww, Black T leave together! They’re still friends! COLE It’s not been a good night for Black and Brannigan. You had to think that by working together one of them would be the new champ, but bad luck and Stephen Joseph have conspired to eliminate both of them. Popick enters the ring, a huge grin on his face. Knight is up to one knee, and SJ wastes no time, slamming a couple of punches into the side of his head. The blows don’t stop Knight however, as he gets to his feet and staggers Popick with a huge punch of his own. PK grabs his opponent, underhooks his arms and drags him over, high through the air, with a Butterfly suplex. Cover only gets two, as Popick is well rested from plenty of time on the apron. Knight brings SJ up and works him over with a series of stiff kicks to the legs and side, trying to knock some strength out of Popick. PK grabs SJ up, holding him at a right angle to his own body, steps back and hurls Popick over with a fall away slam – right into the turnbuckles! Popick is driven into the padding and lands in a heap in the corner. Knight drags him out and covers: ONE! TWO! THREE! No! Shoulder up! Knight leaves Popick on the mat and backs away to the other side of the ring. He stomps his right boot on the mat once. Popick uses the ropes to pull himself up, and unsteadily turns – and Knight charges at him with a big boot! SJ ducks under it at the last minute, and dropkicks Knight’s unbalanced standing leg, sending him down to the mat! COLE Wow, I think if that boot had hit Stephen Joseph’s head would be in about the eighth row right now. Popick goes to work on the leg he dropkicked, driving the point of his boot into the back of Knight’s knee. He goes to apply a figure four, but Knight propels him off with his free leg before SJ can get it hooked. Knight up to one knee, and SJ comes running in looking for the Shining Wizard, but Knight blocks the knee with crossed arms, punches Popick and whips him to the ropes. Stephen Joseph comes back at Knight, who lifts him up and over, driving him down with a Blue Thunder Bomb! Popick’s shoulders are pinned to the mat! ONE! TWO! THREE- no! Knight rolls away from SJ, once again waiting for him to get up. As he does this time, Knight hoists him onto his shoulders! Big pop from the crowd! COLE He’s going for the Knightmare! This can put away Stephen Joseph for sure! COACH But he won’t fall victim to it so easily! Indeed, Popick struggles against Knight’s grip, trying to escape from his hold. He manages to slip off his shoulders and land behind Knight, and then jumps up and lands an enziguiri kick to Knight’s face! PK staggers on the spot but doesn’t go down. Bulldog from Popick, and as Knight rolls over onto his back he climbs up top. COLE We’re seeing these men go up top a lot more than they usually would. That’s how much they want this match. CABOOSE Of course. Power, money, prestige – oh, but you don’t know what any of that’s like. I’m sorry. COACH Don’t diss Mikey just because Stephen Joseph might win! Popick steadies himself on top – when Knight suddenly rolls up and springs up the ropes after him! He grabs Popick and quickly hits him with a belly to belly throw off the top rope! SJ hits the mat with a huge crash, and Knight covers: ONE! TWO! THREE! No! The kick out comes once again! Knight starts to look frustrated. He grape vines Popick’s legs, looking for his stretch submission, but SJ rapidly drags himself backwards and grabs the ropes before Knight can start to apply the hold. Hebner counts the break, SJ comes over his shoulder with a punch, and then simply cradles Knight down to the mat: ONE! TWO! Knight kicks out! Both men roll up, and Popick just grabs Knight’s legs out from under him, into a cover: ONE! TWO! Popick has his feet on the ropes! THREE! No! Hebner spots SJ’s cheating, and calls off the count. Knight rolls backwards, and before Popick can get off the ropes just boots him straight in the head! PK flips Popick onto his shoulders – KNIGHTMARE! Knight brings SJ into the middle of the ring! ONE! TWO! THREE! No? Hebner’s hand doesn’t hit the mat for the third time – Stephen Joseph has grabbed it! Hebner angrily tries to shake his hand free, and Knight gets up and stomps SJ’s arm to force him. PK puts Popick onto his shoulders, and tries for another Knightmare – but as he turns SJ’s boots collide with Hebner’s head! Stunned, Hebner falls to all fours, holding the side of his head. COLE Oh no! Hebner couldn’t get out of the way in time! CABOOSE Someone get another referee out here, quick! The impact with our near geriatric official causes Knight to lose his grip and Popick falls to the mat – cue instantaneous low blow! Knight collapses to his knees as the fans scream displeasure. Popick brings Knight to the corner and applies a full nelson – then jumps off and round and delivers FINALITY! Cover! Hebner recovers quickly and gets in position for the count. ONE! TWO! CABOOSE No! No! THREE! *DING DING DING* Trash begins to fill the ring as Stephen Joseph rolls off Knight, clenching his fists and pumping them, repeatedly screaming "YES!" as Hebner retrieves the belt. BUFFER The winner of the match.... CABOOSE Don't say it, Buffer. BUFFER and NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (Caboose: GODDAMNIT!!!) OAOAST Heavyweight Champion of the World – STEEEEEEEEPHEN JOOOOOOSEPH! The new champ grabs the title from Earl Hebner and raises it high above his head, grinning from ear to ear. We cut to the locker room, where Zack Malibu has his head in his hands, Leon Rodez looks stunned and disbelieving, Black T sitting, tired and defeated. The Puerto Rican seemingly cannot decide whether to be elated or jealous, but the GPX and the Upstarts are popping champagne bottles. COLE Our new champion – Stephen Joseph. COACH He’s been here since the beginning. It’s always been his goal. He’s worked hard, no matter his methods. Let’s show some respect to the new champ. CABOOSE Are you kidding? Off all the outcomes – hell, of all the guys in the company, he’s the worst one to hold that title. It makes me sick. The fans are still booing as Stephen Joseph scales a turnbuckle, holding the golden strap aloft for all to see. The new era of the OAOAST will be led by a familiar face. There’s a locker room packed with challengers itching to destroy him. Knight, feeling too dejected to protest, sits on his knees and stares at the mat, having once again come so close only to fall short in the end. COLE Knight, Brannigan and Black have reason to feel aggrieved, but it doesn’t matter! A new champion has been crowned and – well, we’re all going to have to get used to seeing gold around his waist. Even you, Caboose. Fans, thanks for being with us tonight, for Jonathon Coachman and Caboose, I’m Michael Cole – we’ll see you on HeldDown – the fall out from this is going to be something else. Goodnight! We fade on Stephen Joseph strapping the belt firmly around his waist…we have a new Champion. And who would have thought it was this man... Edited October 31, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) A OAOAST ENTERTAINMENT Production DIRECTED BY Tony149 WRITTEN BY LaParkaYourCar Mystery Eskimo Ed Wood Caulfield Stephen Joseph Peter Knight Nice Guy Adam Zack Malibu KC Tony149 Patty O'Green GRAPHICS BY Papacita MAIN TITLES KC OAOAST CREATED BY CWM Anglesault Tony149 PRODUCERS Mystery Eskimo KC Chuck Woolery Alfdogg Crystal Stephen Joseph Nice Guy Adam CREATIVE CONSULTANT Patty O'Green OAOAST PRESIDENT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Zack Malibu © 2005 OAOAST Entertainment All Rights Reserved. Edited October 31, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2005 But, wait, the show's not over yet, because we're back at The Love Shack! RODEZ Alright! Leon Rodez here tying up some last minute, loose ends, here at The Shack. World Without End is in the books. A good time was had by all. People laughed. People cried. The GPX got their asses beat, two out of three falls. I'm still the World Tag Team Champion, natch. Unfortunately, my guests on The Shack from earlier weren't quite so successful tonight. But being the kind, compassionate guy that I am, I've decided to let them back, regardless of their crushing defeat. The Marv, Hell Mel, get on in here! The Sk8ter Boiz, looking particuarly beat up from earlier and both holding their necks, walk onto the set and sit themselves down. RODEZ Now guys, earlier we were here and you guys were talking about who you are, what you were going to do tonight, who you were rocking, all that good stuff. But I know you guys are pretty beat up right now, so we'll cut to the chase. You guys look pretty down. HELL MEL Yeah, tonight was a real bummer. THE MARV Totally. We were riding the wave of momentum but then...we bailed. So, yeah, we're pretty down. RODEZ Well, that sucks. But, cheer up guys, because I've got it on good authority that there's a few Halloween themed parties going on around the clubs. And it's half price if someone in the group is dressed in Halloween gear...so, since Zack doesn't want to dress up and the ladies aren't going to dig on me while I'm dressed like Marilyn Monroe, you guys are coming with us! THE MARV YEAH!?! HELL MEL RADICAL!! THE MARV What costumes are we going to wear though? Raising an eyebrow, Rodez muses for a moment. RODEZ You mean...those are your actual clothes? The Sk8ter Boiz glance down at their baggy skater gear, despondently, as Rodez realises he's placed his foot firmly in his mouth. RODEZ ...join us, Thursday night, HeldDOWN in Pensacola, Florida. I've never heard of the place personally, but we'll be there anyway and it promises to be great, as always. Then again, I have to say that. But, honestly, watch it. Leon Rodez, signing out. Sk8ter Boiz...uh...I'm sorry? And this has been World Without End which, ironically, has come to an end. Peace out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
